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[English]

what is Chandler Bing's

job oh gosh this has something to do

with numbers and processing it carries a

briefcase 10 seconds you need this or

you lose the game it's um has something

to do with transponding oh oh oh he's a

trans

transfer that's not even a

word I can get this I can get

this oh

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can't find garbage bags oh well I think

I saw some in

here what is

it I don't know but maybe if we keep

that drawer shut it'll

die we're living here

what what what is it did you see the

size of the

closet I can't believe we live

here we lost visual contact with the

suspect okay now I really have to

go it's so unfair that our date has to

get cut short just cuz some guy sh it a

store

clerk I know but it's my job sweetheart

okay but maybe I could come too suspect

has just emerged nak it from the

sewer you're all right you

goe okay

bye oh God what oh I just missed him so

much

WoW for just a week you guys are really

close huh yeah it's weird I can't help

it though he's so sweet he's like this

this little puppy dog you know but like

a really tough one who shoots bad

guys oh I just love the beginning parts

of relationships you know you just like

can't keep your hands off each other and

I know it is the best oh God so so how

long did that last for you in

Chandler what it's still going on come

on seriously when did it

then I am serious I mean we're we're all

over each other all the time okay well

you know where you are better than I do

I was just curious why don't you just

calm down Phoebe all

right I why you just get all your facts

before you run around telling everybody

that you know you're the only hot

couple God I woke the Beast

um I was wrong obviously I just I

misspoke it's okay oh it is okay I mean

as long as you know that Chandler and I

are also very hot and fiery I mean just

as hot as you I mean our flame woo it is

on

fire hey Monica here's your broom

back you are so

cute okay so what do you say maybe uh

sometime I I hold your gun I don't know

man we really not supposed to do that

what could happen I mean

would yeah must say

no soop pH do you want to go see a movie

after dinner today oh we can't we

already have plans what are you doing um

well same thing we did all day just

hanging out at Gary's apartment he is so

amazing we never left the

bedroom but have fun at the

movie well we're not seeing a

movie you're not then why did you ask us

if we wanted to go oh um because I just

you know wanted to know what you guys

were doing so you know you wouldn't walk

in on me and Chandler while we were you

know doing it all

night will you excuse me for just a

second yeah

okay jaylor can I see you for a second

uh yeah

okay we have got to beat them why cuz

Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter

couple than we are oh so

so so we've got to go upstairs and have

a lot of sex and prove them

wrong we have got to stop this

competitive thing okay it's crazy I mean

just to impress Gary and Phoebe you want

me to go upstairs and have sex with you

over and over and over and I'm saying no

to this why get your

coat that was

amazing Phoebe and Gary are so going to

hear about this a

dinner that was

amazing we are the hottest

huh no one is hotter than we are we're

the best no you're the

best now you're the best no you're the

best I am the

best all right what' you do with

them you're awake look at you how do how

do you feel uh a little wozy but

basically okay gosh you you look good hi

feel

good who are you sorry I'm Phoebe bufet

I'm Monica Geller I've been taking care

of you well we both have so the Ed of

sketch is from you guys well actually

it's just from me yeah I got you the

foot massager you know who shaved you

that was me I read to you I sang

ha well thanks my pleasure you're

welcome so I guess I'll see you

around what that's it

see you around well what do you want me

to say well I don't know maybe um that

was nice admit something to

me I'll call

you all right I'll call you I don't

think you mean

that this is so typical you know we give

and we give and we give and then you

just get nothing back and then one day

it's just you know you wake up and see

around let's go

phoei you know what we thought you were

different but I guess it was just the

coma your boyfriend has been in there

for over an hour can't believe it it's

like I'm living with him again he's here

when I go to sleep he's here when I wake

up he's here when I want to use the

shower feel like I'm 16 all over again

well you're not 16 you're both adults

now get out you

doofus or you know he's rubber in your

glue all

yours I hope you cleaned your hair out

of the drain I hope you clean your

hair shut up

shut cut it

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out I've never wanted you

more I want to watch Entertainment

Tonight tough nuggies were're watching

predators of the serengetti

you guys stop it's my TV what quit it

bite me oh my god well Monica keeps

changing the channel a that's great why

don't you tell Mommy on

me now I'm mommy in this little play all

right look I refuse to get sucked into

this like weird little Geller dimension

thing okay so I'm going to go and take a

nice long hot bubble bath because you

kids are driving me

crazy oh I'm sorry I think I think that

may have missed the table oh do you uh

yeah do you uh yeah do you uh

yeah you really find this attractive on

him oh yeah are you telling me you're

not even a little turned on by Monica

right

now I think this is the first time in

our marriage that I felt like the more

attractive

one all right come on Mike you can beat

her knock that dog off her

head damn it I sleep with

him game point don't get too cocky

remember I won the last one oh by the

way wait how did that feel losing to a

girl you know you should really look in

the mirror before you call yourself

that no no no and that's how it's

done okie dokie you've each one a game

and I've lost what's felt like a year of

my

life so everybody goes home a winner

best out of three that's what I'm

thinking should I use my invisibility to

fight crime or for evil

serve the ball chump the CH okay better

comebacks Mike better comebacks at

everybody else finally can start

celebrating

my I'm sorry apparently I've opened the

door to the

Past okay uh Monica man okay what what

you just saw can I ask you just a little

question huh why

tonight what see I've been waiting my

whole life to be engaged and unlike some

people I only planning on doing this

once so I you know I maybe this is

selfish and I'm sorry about it but I I

was kind of hoping tonight could just be

about that oh honey but it is no it's

not no no now it's about you and Ross

getting back together what so yeah um

you kind of stole my

thunder okay ho ho we did not steal your

thunder because we are not getting back

together yeah no and and and you know

what nobody even saw yeah that's

true he I swear we just kissed it just a

kiss you guys

kissed what does this

mean are you are you getting back

together can I sing at your

wedding Thunder being stolen okay come

on B it's nothing let's not make a big

deal out of this it was a onetime thing

it doesn't even matter oh my

God I cannot believe you guys are

talking about this the problem's in the

bedroom between a man and a

woman all right now Chandler is doing

the best he

can how come you guys have never played

poker with us yeah what is that like

some kind of guy thing like some kind of

sexist guy thing like it's poker so only

guys can play no women are welcome to

play oh okay so then what is it some

kind of you know like like some kind of

you know like what is it

there just don't happen to be any women

in our game yeah we just don't happen to

know any women that know how to play

poker oh please that is such a lame

excuse I mean it's it's a typical guy

response excuse me do any of you know

how to play

No but you could teach us

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no okay so now we draw cards

so I wouldn't need any right cuz I have

a straight oh

congratulations okay phebs how many do

you want okay I just need two the um 10

of Spades and the six of

clubs no uh phibes you can't do you

can't oh wait I have the tennis Spade

here uh no see uh you you can't do that

no that's okay that's okay I don't need

them I'm going for fource oh you're

all right here we go got sammon rettes

and assorted crudites who whoa whoa

Monica what are you doing this is a

poker game you can't serve food with

more than one cable it's got to be like

chips or dip or

pretz okay so at this point the dealer

all you know we got it we got it let's

play for real all right high stakes big

bucks now you sure Phoebe just threw way

Two Jacks because they didn't look happy

airport airport 75 airport 77 airport

79 y time's up Bye Bye

Birdie that's a

bird that's a

bird okay okay it's my

turn

go uh Bean Bean

the unbearable likeness of being

yes you get

that so what do you think I think it's

the most beautiful table I've ever seen

I know so how does this work going to

balance the plates on these little guys

heads who cares we'll eat at the sink

come on

play heads up Ross score you suck

Monica my star student you know you call

me that before so I I took the liberty

of fashioning a star out of aluminum

foil now no pressure you like my cookies

you give me the

star wow a

star I know you all hate me and and I'm

sorry but I don't

care okay Joey you're up next

oh my God this is amazing you get an

A I got an

A A in school hey I'm a

dork Joey I'm so proud of you I think

you should give him your star excuse

me he doesn't even know what he's doing

we're all beginners here nobody knows

what they're doing I do I'm a

professional

chef oh relax it's not a courtroom

drama if you're a professional chef what

are you doing taking introduction to

cooking

yeah I'm sorry it's just that um well I

cook at this restaurant alesandro and um

I just got a really bad review oh

alexandros I love that place you do oh

yes you're an excellent Chef as a person

you're a little oh I'm totally crazy but

you like the

food very much okay then I don't stink

I'm a good Chef okay w w w w I don't

want to go I'm having fun well actually

did either of you pay for this class hey

hey hey if my friend says it's time to

go it's time to

go all right Monica if there is

something that you would like to share

you know you had no right to go out with

him that is the most ridiculous you sld

me out I did not s you out absolutely

talk did you just flick me

okay well you wouldn't let me finish and

I

was ow that

hurt quck flicking ow youing you CED me

first D

it let's not do

this happy

[Music]

okay now I'm going to kick some

a all right now I will let go if you

both stop what do you you want me to

stop seeing him is that what you want

uh-huh you want me to just call him up

and tell him that you're seeing him

instead is that what you want okay

oh that's what you want

yes fine fine there we

go H you know what if we were in prison

you guys would be like my

give me back my sweater or a

tbag

marinara you don't have the guts oh yeah

well at least I wasn't too chicken to

tell some guy I thought he was cute

oh all right stop stop the

madness this is crazy who can even

remember why you started fighting in the

first place she

knew first yes that's

right but still I look at your

purse look at your

sweater look at

yourselves I'll help you fix your

sweater I'll help you throw out your

purse I'm sorry that I made you stop

seeing

him well I'm sorry I went out with him

when I knew you liked

him I'm sorry that I bared your

gloves

on so this is

Brooklyn all right listen up there's

usually only one dress in each size so

when they open those doors fan out now

this is what you're looking for memorize

it when you locate the

dress blow on these

all right three sharp blasts when you

hear it come

running all right come oh they're

pushing they're pushing don't be a

baby Rachel come

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on no no not it not it not it ah

don't crowd

me this is it this is the dress oh my

God it's perfect I'm sorry this one's

taken

wowan Monica you came yeah this is my

dress

no yes it is you saw me wearing it and

now you'll see me buying it what you

freak you wouldn't even have known about

this place if it wasn't for me look you

don't want to fight me maybe I do I'm

pretty

feisty I'm coming I'm

coming

okay hey what do I

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do you do you find the

dress did you find the dress no you got

to get me out of here Pho these bargain

Choppers are crazy I we got to get

Monica no you got to hold my hand oh my

God excuse

[Applause]

me go go

[Applause]

go I'm sorry PHS I I guess I'm just

really sad that I'm leaving I'm going to

miss you so much well this doesn't have

to be so sad though you know maybe

instead of just thinking about how much

you're going to miss each other you

should like think about some of the

things that you're not going to

miss I don't think there's anything come

on there's got to be

something no she's

perfect I have

one great okay you can go first uh well

I guess I'm not going to miss the fact

that you're never allowed to move the

phone pin

good that's a good one okay Monica

anything you know does Rachel move the

phone

pen a

sometimes always

actually okay good there you go doesn't

everyone feel

better it's not just the phone

pin I never get my messages you get your

messages yeah well I don't think it

really counts if you have to read them

off the back of your hand after you fall

asleep on the couch

so so you missed a message from who

Chandler or your

mom or Chandler or your

mom great it worked no one's sad no yes

a oh would you look at that Monica I

just knocked off all your top scores how

sad okay I'm next no don't start another

game I said I was next Phoebe oh I'm

sorry sorry I couldn't hear you over all

the

winning Chandler phoe's hogging the game

who cares it's a stupid game oh you only

think it's stupid cuz you suck at

it I don't suck it

sucks you

suck wait okay if this game is going to

cause problems between the two of you

then maybe I should just keep it no no

no no I love it it is a great present

but in fact why don't you go home and

wait for the thank you

card why do you want to play this game

so badly yeah it's not like it spits out

a Clark Bar after every

game okay maybe that's it come on get

out out of the chair come on come on out

of the chair

oh for once I'm going to sit down and

try to watch one of these

things half

time hey who wants to uh throw the ball

around a little maybe get a little three

on three going oh that would be so much

fun oh can I play too I've never played

football like

ever great you can cover Chandler

no no I don't I don't really want to

play come on man you haven't want to do

anything since you and Janice broke up

that's not true I wanted to wear my

bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day

I wanted to start drinking in the

morning don't say that I don't have

ghouls chanet you have to start getting

over her all right if you play you get

some fresh air maybe they'll take your

mind off Janice and if you don't play

everyone will be mad at you cuz the

teams won't be even come

on all right I'll play yay let's do it

Ross what want to play

football um Monica and I aren't supposed

to play

football says who your

mom yes

yes well every Thanksgiving um we used

to have a touch football game called the

the Geller bow no no no you say that

proudly anyway Ross and I were always

captains and um he got kind of

competitive and one year Giller Bowl six

I accidentally broke Ross's

nose it was so not an accident she saw I

was about to tag her so she threw a big

fat grandma arm elbow in my face just

kept running to score the winning

touchdown by the way W ho ho ho uh you

did not win the game the touchdown

didn't count because of the

spectacularly illegal oh and by the way

Savage nose breaking

I won the game oh yeah then how come you

didn't get the Galler

cup there was a Geller

cup yes it was the trophy you got if you

won the game but our dad said nobody won

that game and he was sick of our

fighting so we took the

trophy threw it in the

lake and was the curse lift

lied

anyway that's when Mom said we were not

allowed to play football again you know

what I think we should play a game I

mean come on it's been 12 years can I

see you for a

second what all right we're going to

play well wait a minute though how are

we going to get there because my mom

won't let me cross the street you want

to play rough

we can play

[Applause]

[Music]

rough ready for this

[Music]

[Music]

I love this game

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
transponder /ˈtrænsˌpɒndər/ C1	noun - an electronic device that automatically replies to a radio signal
briefcase /ˈbriːf.keɪs/ B1	noun - a flat, rectangular bag with a handle, used for carrying papers or a laptop
processing /ˈprəʊˌsesɪŋ/ B2	verb - to treat or manipulate data or material in order to change it
visual /ˈvɪʒ.uəl/ B2	adjective - relating to seeing or sight
suspect /ˈsʌs.pɛkt/ B2	noun - a person believed to be guilty of a crime verb - to have an idea or impression of the existence, presence, or truth of something without proof
competitive /kəmˈpɛt.ɪ.tɪv/ B2	adjective - having a strong desire to compete or be more successful than others
invisibility /ˌɪn.vɪ.zɪˈbɪl.ɪ.ti/ C1	noun - the state of being unseen or unable to be seen
predator /ˈprɛd.ə.tɔːr/ B2	noun - an animal that hunts and kills other animals for food
Serengeti /səˈrɛn.dʒiː.ti/ B1	proper noun - a vast ecosystem in Tanzania famous for its wildlife migration
broom /bruːm/ A2	noun - a cleaning tool consisting of a long handle with bristles or straw at one end
puppy /ˈpʌp.i/ A1	noun - a young dog
flame /fleɪm/ B1	noun - the visible part of a fire; a burning gas
poker /ˈpəʊ.kər/ B1	noun - a card game in which players bet on the value of their hands
touchdown /ˈtʌtʃ.daʊn/ B2	noun - in American football, a scoring play where the ball is carried into the opponent's end zone
trophy /ˈtrəʊ.fi/ B1	noun - a cup or other decorative object awarded as a prize for a victory
curse /kɜːs/ B2	noun - a solemn utterance intended to bring about injury or misfortune to someone verb - to invoke or utter a curse
courtroom /ˈkɔːtˌruːm/ B2	noun - a room in which legal cases are heard and decided
couch /kaʊtʃ/ A2	noun - a long, upholstered seat for several people