– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

You're on fire. I know. One more score

to go. You can do it. Don't touch it.

Don't touch her. All right. Go left. Go

left. Go right. Go right. I can't. I

can't. No. You son of a

[Music]

Phoebe.

Oh, hi Ben. No, don't look at the

machine.

She still has not noticed that the baby

sock is on the ground. It's a good

toast.

Will you please get her attention?

Oh, mommy.

Oh, for God's sake, Judy. Pick up the

sock. Pick up the sock. Pick up the

I'm sorry. Was that rude? You can wear

this. Thanks.

Okay. I'm setting the phone

down, but I'm still

here. Just don't go anywhere. I'm still

here. Don't Don't switch or anything cuz

I'm I'm right here. Just one

sec. One sec. One second. Wait one

second. Just baby. What? Monica, I'm

scared. That's That's a sleeve. Okay.

And we also have speaker phone. Please

stay on the line. Your call is important

to us. Anyway, you got to hang up cuz

we're going to be late. Thank you for

your patience. You're the next caller.

Yes. Yes, I'm the next caller. You're

going to have me hang up.

Hey,

can you take a duck and a chick to the

theater?

Of course not. Okay. I just wanted them

to hear it from somebody else.

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but

I'm going to go use ugly naked guys

bathroom.

Oh, look. There's there's Monica and

Chandler. Hey. Hey, you guys. Hey.

[Applause]

and Monica. Monica. Oh my

god. Monica. Oh my god. Oh my eyes. My

eyes. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. No,

they're doing it. I know. I know. I

know. You know. Yes. I know. And Joey

knows. But Ross doesn't know. So you

have to stop screaming.

What's going on?

What? What? Nothing. Oh god. No. We're

just so excited that you want to get

this apartment.

Actually, it looks really good.

It looks pretty good. Get in here.

Monica, if there is something that you

would like to share. You know, you had

no right to go out with him. That is the

most ridiculous. You sold me out. I did

not say you did. You absolutely sold me.

Did you just flick me?

Okay. Well, you wouldn't let me finish

and I was just Ow, that

hurt. Quit flicking. Ow. You flicking.

You flicked me first. Get it.

Ow. No. Let's not do this. Let's pause.

Happy.

[Music]

Okay, now I'm going to kick some ass.

All right, now I will let go if you both

stop. What do you You want me to stop

seeing him? Is that what you want?

Uhhuh. You want me to just call him up

and tell him that you're seeing him

instead? Is that what you want?

Okay. Oh, that's what you want?

Yes. Fine. Fine. There we

go. You know what? If we were in prison,

you guys would be like my

[Applause]

You know what? Let's just go. No. Hey,

we're not leaving till we get paid. I

don't know who she thinks she is. Enough

is

enough. Hey, wait a

[Music]

long Excuse me. Excuse me.

Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very very

hard time for you. Um, but um, we

provided a service and we deserve to be

paid because you ate that service and

um, we are not leaving here until we are

paid every penny because you know what,

lady? We're part-time caterers and we

have no place else to go.

All right, I'll get my bag. Good.

[Laughter]

I'm going to leave some cards here.

Please think of us for your next event.

How could you be beeping? I just

disconnected you. I took out your

battery. How can Don't interrupt me. Hi,

look who's back.

Hey, Feebs. Call security. Thes. Uh,

didn't you get fired? I don't think so.

Phoebe. Jack. Hey.

What are you doing here? All better.

Back to work. Except this clown from

research told me I was fired. He should

do his research, huh?

Well, you were fired.

Nuh-uh.

I told that guy who answered your phone.

Oh, okay. I didn't get that message, so

this doesn't count. Anyway, I'll be in

my office. Uh, Phoebe, I you you you

don't have an office. That's all right.

I'll I'll work right here. This is good.

Next to this plant.

Let's You're in my office.

Look, I have made a lot of cash for this

company, okay? I am talking big bucks,

pesos, yen, rubles. You make one little

mistake. You lost $13 million. Oh, so

now this is all about

money. You know it's bad enough that Ow!

Oh, you have got to be kidding. Are you

all right? I'm having another heart

attack. What? I'm having another heart

attack. Call 911.

Hey, dumbass.

Hey, thieves. How's it going? Well, they

fired me and I'm having a heart attack.

Well, welcome back.

Got me taffy.

Taffy? Really? I've never had any. ever.

Well, I think my mother was too busy

planning her suicide to provide

saltwater treats.

Thank you.

So, what are you just never going to

tell her? Oh, no, no, no. I will. I just

want to butter her up first. You know,

I'm going to take her to an amazing

Valentine's dinner, do all this romantic

stuff, and then just when she thinks I'm

the best boyfriend in the world, then

I'm going to tell her that my pregnant

ex-girlfriend is living with me. If I

haven't said it before, she's a lucky

lucky

lady. So, where are you going? What?

What the mother of crap is up with this

stuff?

Oh, God. Is it gum? Is it food? What?

What's the deal?

Oh, it's nice. May I try a pink one?

Hello, and merry Christmas. Oh, thank

you, sir. Here's some joy.

Hey, want to see how it's going? Well,

it's going okay. Oh, good. Here, let me

help you out. Oh, thanks. Yeah.

Wow. Is that a new suede jacket? It

looks really expensive.

Yeah, I

guess. Just get your nails done.

Yes, baby. But this is all I have. Okay.

Okay. Thanks. Happy holidays. Here's

your joy. Thank you.

Thank you. Happy holidays. And wait but

you can't take the money out. I'm making

change. I need change for the bus. But

can't you leave the dollar? This money's

for the poor. I'm poor. I got to take

the bus.

Okay. Season's greetings and everything,

but still bite me, blondie.

Oh, I'm going to give him something

besides joy. Just All right. Check out

this bad boy. 12 MGB of RAM, 500

megabyte hard drive, built-in

spreadsheet capabilities, and a modem

that transmits at over 28,000 bps. Wow.

What are you going to use it for? Games

and stuff.

There are no jobs. There are no jobs for

me. Oh, wait. Here's one. Uh, would you

be willing to cook naked?

There's an ad for a naked chef. No, but

if you're willing to cook naked, then

you might be willing to dance naked.

Hi. Hey. Hey. Oh, so um how'd you make

out last night?

[Applause]

That that is funny. That is painfully

funny. No, wait, wait. Yeah, that's just

painful.

Wait a minute. I thought last night was

was great. Yeah, it was. But I get home,

okay, and I see Julie's saline solution

on my night table, and I'm thinking to

myself, "Oh my god, what the hell am I

doing?" I mean, here I am. I'm with

Julie, this incredible great woman who I

care about and and who cares about me.

And I'm like, "What? Am I just going to

throw all that away?" You got all that

from saline solution?

Wait a minute. We're talking about

Rachel here. You and Rachel. Believe me,

I've been dreaming about me and Rachel

for like 10 years now, but now I'm with

Julie, you know? So, it's like me and

Julie. Me and Rachel. Me and Julie. Me

and Ra. Rachel. Rachel.

Hey, you. How are you? Good. How are

you? Good. Hi, honey. Hi, Julie. Hi,

Julie.

Julie. Um, how are you? Good. Good. So,

everybody's

here. Everybody's good.

So, were you going to play something,

Phoebe? Well, actually, I did.

All right.

Hey, Julie. I didn't know you wore

lenses. What?

Okay. Um, hi. Hello. Hi. Okay, so

um this is a song um about a love

triangle between three people that I

made up.

Um, it's called, um, two of them kissed

last

night. There was a girl, we'll call her

Betty, and a guy, let's call him

Neil. Now, I can't stress this point too

strongly. This story isn't real.

Now on Neil must decide who will be the

girl that he casts aside. Will Betty be

the one who he loves truly? Or will it

be the one who will call

Luly? He must decide. He must decide.

Even though I made him up, he must

decide.

[Applause]

Oh, excuse me, ma'am. Yes. You can't put

your cigarette out on a tree. Yeah, I

can. It worked real well.

No, but you shouldn't. So don't ever do

that again. I won't till I have my next

cigarette. Call it NYPD. Freeze punk.

What?

That's right. You are so

busted. Uh, book them.

Who are you talking to? Save it,

Red. Unless you want to spend a night in

the slammer, you apologize to the tree.

I am not going to apologize to a tree.

You apologize to the tree right now or I

am calling for backup.

Backup. Backup. I'm I'm sorry. Sorry.

Okay. Cancel. Backup. Cancel. Backup.

Hello. Hey, where the hell have you

been? Hey, I spent the night out. I met

this cute bridesmaid. She is so I I

don't want to hear about her. A thieves.

You know you're still my number one

girl.

No. No. We have an emergency. Okay.

Rachel's coming to London. Oh, great.

Is that great? No. She's coming to tell

Ross that she loves him. But he loves

Emily. I know that.

You have to stop her. She's going to

ruin the wedding. Okay.

Okay. So then I've done my part. Okay.

It's your responsibility now. The burden

is off me. Right. Right. So, tell me

about this

girl and linen strips to leg number one.

Did

that grasp one of the linen strips by

its easy grab tab and pull it off in one

quick painfree motion. Okay.

Was it not

painfree? No, it was painful. Oh my god.

They should call it pain now with a

little

wax. Huh? Well, the girls in the satin

90s on the commercial don't seem to

think it's that bad. That's because

their nerves are probably deadened from

being so stupid.

But hey, you know, if you don't believe

me, please be my

guest. Ow. Oh my god. Now, aren't you

glad we didn't start with the bikini

strips?

[Music]

All right. It's okay. It's okay.

We were just waxing our legs off.

For your information, this happens to be

a pain like no man will ever experience.

Yeah. Well, I don't think you can make

that statement unless you've been kicked

in an area that God only meant to be

treated nicely.

Yeah. I I think women just have a lower

threshold for pain than men. That's all.

I mean, come on. It's just a little wax.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's mature.

Okay, fine. So, now what? I just pull it

off. That's right.

You know what I'm thinking? Oh, okay.

How? It's been so long since you've had

sex, you're wondering if they've changed

it.

No. Although now that's what I'm

thinking.

All right. So, what were you thinking?

Well, I was thinking that you gave the

guy such great haircuts. I thought maybe

you'd like to do mine. Oh,

no. Why not? Because I'm just I'm

incredibly anal and an unbelievable

control freak. No, you're not. I know

I'm not, but you are. And I was trying

to spare your feelings.

You know, it's funny. The last time

Paula was here, my hair was so much

shorter and cuter. All right. Okay. But

but you have to promise that you will

not be all like controlly and bossy and

all, you know, Monica about

it. I promise. All right, let's see.

Now, some of you are going to get cut

and some of you

aren't, but I promise none of you will

feel a

[Music]

thing. All right, that's it. I quit.

What? I didn't say anything. Yeah, but

this isn't the face of a person who

trusts a person. Okay, this is the face

of a person who you know doesn't trust a

person.

I'm sorry. Sorry, Phoebe. It's just well

just a little shorter than what we had

discussed. Would you relax? I know what

I am doing. This is how he wears it.

How who wears it? Dei Moore.

Dei Moore is not a he. Well, he was a he

in Arthur and in

Den. That's Dudleymore. I said I wanted

it like Dememore more. Oh. Oh. Oh my

god. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Which one

is Dememore? She's the actress that was

in disclosure. Indecent proposal ghost.

Oh. Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.

How is she?

It's too soon to tell.

She's resting, which is a good sign.

How's the hair? I'm not going to lie to

you, Ross. It doesn't look

good. I put a clip on one side, which

seems to have stopped the curling.

Well, can we see you? Your hair looks

too good. I think it would upset her.

Ross, why don't you come on in?

It only takes two heart attacks to

finally make you see. One of them won't

do it, but the second will set you

[Music]

free. Tell all your hate and anger. It's

time to say goodbye. And that is just

what I will do soon as those bastards I

worked for die.

LA.

Phoebe. Yes, your honor.

We're now in the ceremony. Monica is

about to say, "I do." when her drunk

uncle starts yelling. What do you do?

Go. When Monica was a little girl, I

remember that.

Oh, very good.

Yes. Excellent. Perfect score. Wait a

minute. She just made a scene in the

middle of the ceremony. Hey, you want a

little taste of fees? Hell Claude.

The cold blue. No.

Okay, maybe if we just break it down.

Okay, let's just let's try it one

syllable at a time. Okay, so repeat

after me.

Jm

pel. Great. Okay, faster. JM pel me poo

poo.

It's too hard. I can't teach you. What

are you doing? I I have to go before I

put your head through a wall. No, don't

go. I need you. My audition is tomorrow.

[Music]

Hey. Hey, what do you told you? Well, I

I thought a lot about what you said and

um I realized maybe I was a little

judgmental. Yeah. Oh, but Oh, now baby,

remember, hey, they're just fulfilling

their Christmas destiny. Sure. Yes.

Okay. Yikes. That one doesn't look very

fulfilled.

Oh, that's uh that's one of the old

ones. He's just taking it to the back.

You keep the old ones in the back.

That is so aegist.

But we have to make room for the fresh

ones. So what happens to the old guys?

Well, they go into the chipper.

Well, I have a feeling that's not as

happy as it sounds.

[Music]

[Applause]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
fire /faɪr/ A1	noun - the state of burning verb - to burn or set on fire
score /skɔːr/ A1	noun - a point or goal in a game verb - to earn points in a game
touch /tʌtʃ/ A1	verb - to come into contact with
left /lɛft/ A1	adjective - on or toward the side of a person's body that is not the right side
right /raɪt/ A1	adjective - on or toward the side of a person's body that is not the left side
baby /ˈbeɪbi/ A1	noun - a very young child
sock /sɒk/ A1	noun - a piece of clothing worn on the foot
toast /toʊst/ A1	noun - bread browned by heat
attention /əˈtɛnʃən/ A1	noun - notice or interest
mommy /ˈmɑːmi/ A1	noun - a child's word for mother
rude /ruːd/ A2	adjective - impolite or discourteous
scared /skɛrd/ A2	adjective - feeling fear
sleeve /sliːv/ A2	noun - the part of a garment that covers the arm
patience /ˈpeɪʃəns/ A2	noun - the capacity to accept or tolerate delay
theater /ˈθiːətər/ A1	noun - a building where plays or shows are performed
naked /ˈneɪkɪd/ A2	adjective - not wearing any clothes
excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2	adjective - feeling great enthusiasm or eagerness
ridiculous /rɪˈdɪkjələs/ B1	adjective - deserving or inviting derision or mockery
flick /flɪk/ B1	verb - to move something with a light, quick stroke
pause /pɔːz/ A2	verb - to temporarily stop
ass /æʃ/ B1	noun - a vulgar term for the buttocks

Key Grammar Structures

• You can do it.

  ➔ Modal verb ‘can’ + bare infinitive

  ➔ The word "can" expresses ability or permission.

• Don't touch it.

  ➔ Negative imperative

  ➔ "Don't" is the contracted form of "do not", used to give a direct prohibition.

• I'm setting the phone down, but I'm still here.

  ➔ Present continuous (progressive) tense

  ➔ "I'm setting" uses the auxiliary "am" + verb‑ing to describe an action happening right now.

• You have to hang up because we're going to be late.

  ➔ Modal phrase ‘have to’ for obligation + future ‘going to’

  ➔ "have to" conveys necessity; "going to be" indicates a planned future state.

• If we were in prison, you guys would be like my …

  ➔ Second conditional (past simple in ‘if’ clause + would + base verb)

  ➔ "were" is the past subjunctive after "if"; "would be" shows an unreal present/future result.

• I was fired.

  ➔ Simple past passive voice

  ➔ "was" is the past form of "be"; "fired" is the past participle used as a passive.

• Let's just go.

  ➔ First person plural imperative with ‘let’s’

  ➔ "Let's" contracts "let us" and invites the listener to act together.

• You're going to have me hang up.

  ➔ Future intention with ‘be going to’ + causative infinitive

  ➔ "are going to" expresses a planned future; "have me hang up" means cause me to end the call.

• I don't think you can make that statement unless you've been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely.

  ➔ Negated verb phrase + conditional clause with ‘unless’ + present perfect perfect

  ➔ "don't think" negates the belief; "unless" introduces an exception; "you've been kicked" is present perfect passive.