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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

okay ke you look in the kitchen I will

look in the back closet I can save you

time ladies I'm right

here yeah Chandler why don't you take a

walk this doesn't concern

you we are looking for our Christmas

presents for Monica what that's terrible

no no we do it every year oh well that

that makes it not

terrible no yeah we never find them

she's always best at us that Wy

minks yeah don't worry we're just going

to here for an hour and then we're going

to go over to Joy's and search okay no

not okay you can't look for Monica's

presence oh no we have to no you don't

have to and you can't because I I live

here

too well then you should look with

us why Chandler aren you worried about

what to get Monica for Christmas no I

have a great idea for a present for her

oh that's it a great idea

go CH that's not enough I mean what if

she gets you a great present to meet

medium presents and then a bunch of

little presents and you've just gotten

her one great present I mean that's just

going to make her feel bad why would you

do that to her Chandler why

why if I helped we could find him faster

that's

right wow I I don't know what to

say what do you say I don't

know it's a bracelet isn't it and it's

grave too check it out to my best

bud thanks best

bud put it on oh

now no no I think something this nice

should be safe for a special occasion oh

no no that's the beauty part it goes

with everything you put this on you're

good to go

oh man you are so wearing that

bracelet I so am phes you uh you got a

second sure yeah ever since you uh told

me that story about that bike I couldn't

stop thinking about it I mean everyone

should have a first bike you know

so oh my God

what you like it I love it yeah oh oh go

and I love

you not that

way but the bike got you a lot closer oh

well uh take it downstairs you know give

it a test drive okay oh my God my first

bike thank you for the best present I've

ever gotten you're

welcome oh and Chandler's about to cry

I'm not hey hey hey how much did you

guys tip the super this year yeah we

were going to give 50 but if you guys

gave more we don't want to look bad oh

actually this year we just made him

homemade

cookies and 25 it

is you gave him cookies money is so

impersonal cookies says someone really

cares all right we're broke but cookies

do say

that I can see that I played at brownies

once told me a limmerick

PE let me ask you something were these

uh funny

brownies not

especially but you know what I think

they had pot in

them so you guys who else did you tip

with

cookies uh the mailman the

super oh and the newspaper delivery

guy oh my God

what I don't think you're going to like

this

oh oh gosh oh there's a cookie smashed

in the sports

section oh look can he did my crossword

puzzle yeah but not very well unless 14

across gerswin musical actually is bite

me bite me bite me bite me so pretty

this must have cost him a fortune I

can't believe he did this come on Ross

remember back in college when he fell in

love with Carol and B her that

ridiculously expensive Crystal

duck what did you just say

[Applause]

Crystal

[Applause]

duck no no no the um the love

part fln

oh my

god oh no no no no that's good just keep

rubbing your head that'll turn back

time this is unbelievable I mean this is

unbelievable I know this is really

really huge no it's not it's small it's

tiny it's petite it's

wee uhuh I I don't think any of our

lives are ever going to be the same ever

again okay is there a mute button on

this

woman I think this is so great I mean

you and Ross did you have any idea no

none I mean my first night in the city

he mentioned something about asking me

out but nothing ever happened so I just

what what else did he say I mean does he

like want to go out with me well given

that he's desperately in love with you

he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup

of coffee or something

all this time well I've got to talk to

him yeah he's in China the

country no no no wait this flight

doesn't leave for another 45 more

minutes what about the time difference

from here to the airport

yes you're never going to make it well

I've got to try Rachel what are you

going to say to

him I I don't know well then maybe you

shouldn't go he's right cuz if you're

just going to like break his heart

that's the kind of thing that can wait

yeah but if it's good news you should

tell him now I don't know maybe I'll

know when I see him here look all right

does this

help what I'm going to do about this

coat I'll take

it that might work oh

yeah all right what do you think you're

on in five Miss

Manelli hey

hey I got you something open it

open

okay it's a

chicken it's cute huh whoa whoa whoa you

guys do you know anything about chicks

foul no

women

no okay well they are a huge

responsibility especially at this age

they require constant care they they

need just the right food and lots and

lots of love oh well no

problem easy Lenny oh and I have

something for you it's yeah it's my

little black book it's got the numbers

of all the guys I've dated

oh man that's nice but you know what I

think I'm okay why don't you to give it

to one of your other Single Girlfriends

I would but you're the last

one give me the book

Pablo Diaz Brady Smith huh guy in Van Oh

My First

Love what does the Red X next to Bob

Gore's name mean

dead oh it's okay no he was old yeah and

he lived a full life he was in the first

wave at Omaha

Beach yeah I'm sorry I should have given

you guys my black book when I got

married although it wasn't so much a

book is a napkin who sold a story to

Archie Comics oh my God that's so great

oh wow you're a poish writer I wish I

had a present for you a wait a

minute my last get get

more you want to share it okay okay it's

a

slinky remember huh well walks

downstairs a lone and P everyone knows

it just a Big

Spring all right you're still mad at me

because of the whole horrible and

degrading list of reasons not to be with

me how about from now on we just call it

the unfortunate

incident hey gun you got stairs in your

place yeah yeah go nuts there we

go hey guys hey

hey what's in the bag M just some

presents come on show us what you

bought you know you want

to well glus say hello to your new

home oh

my wow oh she's so nice and

big oh Monica where are you going to

display glattus oh so proud

you haven't really settled on a spot yet

well hey how about right above the TV

that way it will be the first thing that

you see when you walk in the

door yeah yeah and you can get rid of

that French poster I like that poster

really doesn't have anything coming out

of

it or maybe there's some place for her

in your bedroom no there's nothing above

your bed are you still

here hey Janice oh my God I am so so

glad you called me I had the most

supremely awful

day hey that's not

good could I get an espresso and a latte

over here please we got the proofs back

in that photo shoot you know the one

with the little vegetables anyway they

pretty much sucked so I blew off the

rest of the afternoon I went shopping

and I got you I'm looking I'm

looking I'm

looking I got what what what did you get

me

there I got

you

these Bullwinkle socks that's so sweet

well I knew you had the Rockies and so I

figured you know you could wear

Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or you could

wear Rocky and Rocky or you can mix and

match moose and squirrel whatever you

want well I'm going to get another

espresso so uh more

latte no no I I'm I'm still working on

mine that's it yeah it was really hard

oh yeah the hug looked pretty brutal

okay you weren't

there hey look I know you've been really

depressed lately so I've brought someone

over to cheer you up right outside this

store is a real live furry Playmate oh

no I'm not sleeping with your friend

Jane

[Laughter]

again hey a dog oh hi who you got to

admit looks a lot like

Jane this is the happiest dog in the

world I borrowed him from my friend

Wendy so you can keep him till he cheers

you up and he will cheer you up thanks

so much feeds we are going to have so

much fun yes we are oh not that kind of

fun h

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
present /ˈprɛzənt/ A2	noun - a gift given to someone
bracelet /ˈbreɪslət/ B1	noun - a piece of jewelry worn around the wrist
cookie /ˈkʊki/ A2	noun - a small sweet baked treat
Christmas /ˈkrɪsməs/ A2	noun - the annual Christian holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus
homemade /hoʊmˈmeɪd/ B1	adjective - made at home, not purchased ready‑made
expensive /ɪkˈspɛnsɪv/ B1	adjective - costing a lot of money
crystal /ˈkrɪstəl/ B2	noun - a clear, transparent mineral or glass used for decorative objects
duck /dʌk/ A1	noun - a waterbird with a broad bill
unbelievable /ˌʌnbɪˈliːvəbl/ B2	adjective - so extraordinary that it is hard to believe
tiny /ˈtaɪni/ A2	adjective - very small
petite /pəˈtiːt/ C1	adjective - small and slender (usually referring to a woman)
mute /mjuːt/ B2	verb - to silence or make silent
responsibility /rɪˌspɒnsɪˈbɪlɪti/ B2	noun - the state of being accountable or having a duty
constant /ˈkɒnstənt/ B2	adjective - continuing without stopping; unchanging
coffee /ˈkɒfi/ A1	noun - a brewed drink made from roasted coffee beans
flight /flaɪt/ B1	noun - the act of flying; a scheduled airline journey
airport /ˈeəpɔːt/ A2	noun - a place where aircraft take off and land
love /lʌv/ A1	noun - a deep affection or strong feeling of attachment
heart /hɑːrt/ A2	noun - the organ that pumps blood; also the center of emotions
blackbook /ˈblækˌbʊk/ B2	noun - a personal notebook used to record private contacts or information

Key Grammar Structures

• If you helped, we could find him faster.

  ➔ Second conditional (type 2 conditional)

  ➔ The clause “If you ***helped***” uses the past simple to talk about an unreal situation in the present, and the result clause uses “***could***” + base verb to express the possible result.

• I don't know what to say.

  ➔ Embedded (indirect) question

  ➔ The clause “what to say” is an embedded question introduced by “I don’t know”. No auxiliary inversion is used.

• You can’t look for Monica’s presents.

  ➔ Modal verb of prohibition (can’t)

  ➔ The modal verb “***can’t***” expresses that the action is not allowed or impossible.

• I have a great idea for a present for her.

  ➔ Present perfect simple (have + past participle) used as present possession

  ➔ The verb “***have***” + noun expresses current possession: “I ***have*** a great idea”.

• I could stop thinking about it.

  ➔ Modal verb “could” for ability in past/present hypothetical

  ➔ “***Could***” expresses a tentative ability or possibility: “I ***could*** stop thinking…”.

• I don’t think any of our lives are ever going to be the same again.

  ➔ Future intention with “going to” + infinitive

  ➔ The phrase “are ever ***going to be*** the same again” uses “going to + be” to talk about a future state that is expected to happen.

• What did you just say?

  ➔ Simple past interrogative with auxiliary “did”

  ➔ The auxiliary “***did***” is placed before the subject to form a past‑tense question: “What ***did*** you just say?”.

• I’m not sure if I should…

  ➔ Modal verb “should” for advice / uncertainty

  ➔ The modal “***should***” introduces a suggestion or a decision that the speaker is unsure about: “I’m not sure if I ***should***…”.