– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

- You guys are gonna love this place.

- It's so close!

- Yeah, it's good beer too.

- Welcome to the Bad Elephant gentlemen,

you guys ready to order?

- Yeah, can I get the Dusty Showboater Ale

- Sure.

- I will have the Angry Goatface Porter.

- Nice, you're gonna love it.

And you?

- Uh yeah, I'll have the um,

The Crocodile Bunker Stout, yeah.

- Sure.

- Sorry, what's that?

- Uh the Crocodile Bunker Stout.

- Oh, uh, what's the glass?

- That's a chalice, that's the glass we serve it in.

- Oh yeah, okay, yeah.

You know what?

I think I got it confused.

I meant to order the Eye of the Storm Saison,

that's what I meant.

Thank you so much.

Sometimes you gotta lay down the law, you know what I mean?

- Sorry about that, the Eye of the Storm Saison,

Op, almost forgot.

- No, sorry, which one is?

This is the Eye of the Storm?

- Saison.

- Zach if you want to, just get that beer.

You don't have to prove you're a man with your glass.

- I don't, I don't want that.

I don't want some fruit flavored beer, you know.

I want a beer that tastes like dirt, like you guys.

So joke's over, which is what it was and yeah,

I'll take what he had.

- We're outta that.

- I'll take that one then.

- Actually, we're out of both of those.

- You're out of both of those?

- Yeah, yeah, keg's empty so.

- I'll have the Rock Dragon Hammerhead.

You can give this to some girl or something.

- You got it.

- What are you doing? 40?

- 40's the new 20.

- Brave Man Swamp Monster, that one.

- Okay, you got it.

- Swamps are known for their--

So much stuff in there.

I'll have the Rusty Nail Cask Ale instead of this, actually.

Got it wrong, oops.

You know what, I actually meant the

Dusky Oakblood Pigscale, that one.

The roses are driving?

- They're working the pedals.

(laughter)

- Guns Are Cool Sex with Hot Girls.

Wrong again, someone else can drink that.

How are those?

- Great. - Good, yeah.

- Cool.

("Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")

- You know what?

I'll take the Powerful Rage Filled Uncle actually.

- Trouble picking a beer over there?

- Yeah, I guess it's, sometimes--

What is this?

- To drink that one, you kiss it.

- You know what, I think I'm done with beer.

I'll have an Old Fashioned, how about that?

- [Bartender] Sure.

- Yep, going on to liquor, Old Fashioned.

Feeling like liquor tonight, gonna get a little crazy, cool.

- Op almost forgot.

Old Fashioned.

- Cheers guys.

- Cheers.

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
gonna ˈɡʌnə A1	verb - going to (informal contraction)
beer bɪr A1	noun - an alcoholic drink made from malt and flavored with hops
order ˈɔrdər A1	verb - to ask for food or drinks in a restaurant noun - a request for food or drinks
chalice ˈkælɪs B1	noun - a large, decorative cup for drinking, often used for ceremonial purposes
confused kənˈfjuzd A2	adjective - unable to understand; bewildered
lay leɪ A2	verb - to put something down in a flat position
proof pruf A2	noun - evidence or argument establishing a fact
flavored ˈfleɪvərd A2	adjective - having a particular taste added
keg kɛɡ B1	noun - a small barrel for storing liquids, especially beer
liquor ˈlɪkər A2	noun - strong alcoholic drink
Fashioned fæʃənd B1	adjective - made or done in a particular way
subscribe səbˈskraɪb A2	verb - to sign up to receive a service or publication regularly
meme miːm B1	noun - an image, video, or text that is widely shared online
poses poʊz A2	noun - a way of standing or sitting, especially as assumed for a photograph

Key Grammar Structures

• You guys are gonna love this place.

  ➔ Future intention with "going to" (informal "gonna")

  ➔ The verb phrase ""gonna"" is a colloquial contraction of "going to" used to talk about a future action.

• I think I got it confused.

  ➔ Present simple + present perfect ("got") for a completed mental state

  ➔ The verb ""got"" is the past participle used here as a perfect form to show the speaker has already become confused.

• I want a beer that tastes like dirt, like you guys.

  ➔ Relative clause introduced by "that" to describe a noun

  ➔ The phrase ""that tastes like dirt"" is a relative clause modifying "beer".

• You're out of both of those?

  ➔ Tag question using rising intonation to confirm information

  ➔ The speaker adds "?" after a declarative clause to turn it into a question; the rising pitch signals uncertainty.

• I don't have to prove you're a man with your glass.

  ➔ Negative modal "don't have to" for lack of necessity

  ➔ ""don't have to"" means there is no obligation; the speaker is saying they are not required to prove anything.

• If you want to, just get that beer.

  ➔ First‑conditional with "if" + present simple, offering a suggestion

  ➔ The clause ""If you want to"" uses present simple after "if" to talk about a real possibility, followed by an imperative "just get".

• To drink that one, you kiss it.

  ➔ Infinitive of purpose "to drink" followed by a main clause

  ➔ ""To drink that one"" is an infinitive phrase showing the purpose of the following action "you kiss it".

• I'll have an Old Fashioned, how about that?

  ➔ Future intention with "will" + informal tag question "how about that?"

  ➔ ""I'll have"" (future) shows a decision made now; the tag "how about that?" seeks agreement or reaction.

• Sometimes you gotta lay down the law, you know what I mean?

  ➔ "gotta" (have to) + informal tag question "you know what I mean?"

  ➔ ""gotta"" is a colloquial contraction of "have got to" meaning "must"; the tag "you know what I mean?" checks listener's understanding.