– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

the country that gave you the tutelage

who gave you the gifts from santa claus

who gave you grandma's bicycle and the

feeling called hazel hello

it also gives you the best cookie in the

whole world and possibly the galaxy

we're talking about the stroke waffle

strope waffle in english it's syrup

waffle but why do we think this is the

best cookie ever what does a strope

waffle have that other cookies don't

some cookies are so crunchy that they

crack your molars

others are so soft that they get between

your teeth

the stroke waffle has a semi-soft almost

crunchy texture it never gets in between

your teeth and doesn't want to break any

of them now some cookies are filled with

white cream wow that's so fun others

have the luxury of having no filling

because they have chocolate chips wow so

original

stroke waffle is filled with a very thin

layer of heavenly molasses based syrup

otherwise known as the nectar of the

gods now that is what i'm talking about

some cookies are very small

other cookies are very large strobe

waffle has the perfect size to rest on

top of your cup of coffee tea or hot

chocolate

the heat from the cup softens the cookie

and melts the stroke which on contact

with your mouth gives you an instant

ticket to pleasure planet

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and now we bring you a boring message

from this boring angel like all cookies

stroke waffle consumption should not be

abused because they are little sugar

bombs so if you want to keep that

diameter in your belly you need it yeah

yeah yeah yeah we got it those of you

who haven't tried the best cookie ever

yet you need to go find the nearest

dutch store in your area and if you

happen to see this video from the

netherlands buy a lot of strobe waffles

and send them to me

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