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Gasp 00:04
What's wrong? 00:06
Nothing 00:07
Why did you gasp? 00:08
So you couldn't 00:09
Deep Inhale I have an emergency! 00:10
Do you really? 00:12
I think so 00:13
What have we said about the term emergency? 00:14
That I can't overuse it 00:16
or one day Sugar will be on fire 00:17
and you won't believe me. 00:19
Except, I really don't see a scenerio 00:20
where that happens 00:22
and it wasn't your fault. 00:22
OK, what's the emergency? 00:24
Eric wants to get coffee. 00:25
You have two more strikes 00:27
and then you've officially lost 00:28
all credibility 00:29
Oh, come on! 00:30
How is my ex-boyfriend 00:30
wanting to get coffee 00:32
not an emergency? 00:32
Is he in danger? 00:33
Are you in danger? 00:34
Yes! 00:35
I'm in danger... 00:36
of cheastin' 00:37
OH! 00:38
Coffee is a code word for sex! 00:39
Ew! 00:42
For who? 00:42
For you, 00:43
otherwise, how is it cheating? 00:44
Um 00:45
because he's my ex-boyfriend 00:46
and he wants us to hang out alone 00:47
in a public place 00:49
so not alone 00:50
Also 00:51
I would be furious if Davis 00:51
got coffee with his ex-girlfriend 00:52
There it is! 00:54
You're a jealous maniac 00:55
so you assume everyone else is too 00:56
Do you not remember what Sam Levine 00:58
our camera operator 00:59
from Freaks and Geeks said? 01:00
Cheating is doing anything that would make you uncomfortable 01:01
if your partner did it. 01:04
OK, well. I think the Sam Levine 01:05
from Freaks and Geeks 01:06
was assuming that you were a normal person. 01:07
Most people wouldn't care about a little coffee 01:09
between friends that used to bone. 01:10
gasp Oh my god! 01:12
I cheated on Davis. 01:13
I totally forgot to tell him 01:14
that a guy hit on me 01:16
at a party last week. 01:16
You went to a party? 01:17
Yeah, by mistake. 01:18
And I completely forgot to mention it 01:19
because I passed out the moment I came home 01:21
I was already like 01:22
10:45! 01:23
Does Davis make you report these instances? 01:25
No, but I ask him to keep a log 01:27
of every interaction he has 01:29
with any girl or gay man, 01:30
so it's only fair that I do the same. 01:31
Wow, I thought it was hard 01:33
being your friend, 01:34
but this guy's a hero. 01:35
I'm a reasonable person gabby. 01:36
I don't make him write down 01:38
interactions with blondes 01:39
because I know he finds them 01:40
boring to look at. 01:42
Hey! 01:43
Has he ever seen photos of me 01:43
with purple hair? 01:44
No, nevermind 01:45
I want to be able to keep texting 01:46
him behind your back. 01:47
You guys text behind my back? 01:48
Here's the thing. 01:49
Despite his taste in women, 01:50
Davis seems to be a pretty normal, 01:52
confident, stable guy. 01:54
I doubt that he'll care 01:56
if you get coffee with your 01:57
ex-boyfriend. 01:57
He won't? 01:58
No, I don't think so. 01:59
But what if he wants to have coffee 02:01
with his ex-girlfriend? 02:02
You have to let him. 02:03
No! 02:03
Yes! 02:04
Look, people are gonna do 02:05
what they wanna do anyway. 02:06
It's better to trust someone, 02:08
and then get blindsided by betrayal 02:09
than monitor their every move 02:11
so that they have to like, 02:13
waste money on hotel rooms 02:13
and a second phone. 02:15
Is that supposed to make me feel better? 02:16
Sure! 02:17
You have months of tranquility 02:18
until one of you inevitably fucks up. 02:19
sigh I mean, 02:21
I do trust him, 02:22
and I don't want to be a jealous maniac. 02:23
OK, so you go get coffee with Eric, 02:25
and he can finally catch up with Ashley- 02:27
How do you know his ex-girlfriend's name? 02:29
We text a lot behind your back. 02:31
Oh relax, it's like a support group 02:33
for people who know you. 02:35
OK, that does not make me feel better! 02:36
Eric just invited me 02:41
to be his plus one 02:42
at his brother's wedding. 02:43
But that's OK, right? 02:44
Because we'd just be going as friends? 02:46
Sure! 02:47
You're not the right person to ask. 02:48
I'm not the right person to ask. 02:49
I CAN'T STOP gasp 02:54
GASPING gasp 02:55
OH MY gasp 02:55
GOD gasp 02:56
IT'S gasp 02:57
exhale 02:57
That's really tiring. 02:58
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[English]
Gasp
What's wrong?
Nothing
Why did you gasp?
So you couldn't
Deep Inhale I have an emergency!
Do you really?
I think so
What have we said about the term emergency?
That I can't overuse it
or one day Sugar will be on fire
and you won't believe me.
Except, I really don't see a scenerio
where that happens
and it wasn't your fault.
OK, what's the emergency?
Eric wants to get coffee.
You have two more strikes
and then you've officially lost
all credibility
Oh, come on!
How is my ex-boyfriend
wanting to get coffee
not an emergency?
Is he in danger?
Are you in danger?
Yes!
I'm in danger...
of cheastin'
OH!
Coffee is a code word for sex!
Ew!
For who?
For you,
otherwise, how is it cheating?
Um
because he's my ex-boyfriend
and he wants us to hang out alone
in a public place
so not alone
Also
I would be furious if Davis
got coffee with his ex-girlfriend
There it is!
You're a jealous maniac
so you assume everyone else is too
Do you not remember what Sam Levine
our camera operator
from Freaks and Geeks said?
Cheating is doing anything that would make you uncomfortable
if your partner did it.
OK, well. I think the Sam Levine
from Freaks and Geeks
was assuming that you were a normal person.
Most people wouldn't care about a little coffee
between friends that used to bone.
gasp Oh my god!
I cheated on Davis.
I totally forgot to tell him
that a guy hit on me
at a party last week.
You went to a party?
Yeah, by mistake.
And I completely forgot to mention it
because I passed out the moment I came home
I was already like
10:45!
Does Davis make you report these instances?
No, but I ask him to keep a log
of every interaction he has
with any girl or gay man,
so it's only fair that I do the same.
Wow, I thought it was hard
being your friend,
but this guy's a hero.
I'm a reasonable person gabby.
I don't make him write down
interactions with blondes
because I know he finds them
boring to look at.
Hey!
Has he ever seen photos of me
with purple hair?
No, nevermind
I want to be able to keep texting
him behind your back.
You guys text behind my back?
Here's the thing.
Despite his taste in women,
Davis seems to be a pretty normal,
confident, stable guy.
I doubt that he'll care
if you get coffee with your
ex-boyfriend.
He won't?
No, I don't think so.
But what if he wants to have coffee
with his ex-girlfriend?
You have to let him.
No!
Yes!
Look, people are gonna do
what they wanna do anyway.
It's better to trust someone,
and then get blindsided by betrayal
than monitor their every move
so that they have to like,
waste money on hotel rooms
and a second phone.
Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Sure!
You have months of tranquility
until one of you inevitably fucks up.
sigh I mean,
I do trust him,
and I don't want to be a jealous maniac.
OK, so you go get coffee with Eric,
and he can finally catch up with Ashley-
How do you know his ex-girlfriend's name?
We text a lot behind your back.
Oh relax, it's like a support group
for people who know you.
OK, that does not make me feel better!
Eric just invited me
to be his plus one
at his brother's wedding.
But that's OK, right?
Because we'd just be going as friends?
Sure!
You're not the right person to ask.
I'm not the right person to ask.
I CAN'T STOP gasp
GASPING gasp
OH MY gasp
GOD gasp
IT'S gasp
exhale
That's really tiring.
Subtitles by the Amara.org community

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Vocabulary Meanings

emergency

/ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsi/

B1
  • noun
  • - a serious, unexpected, and often dangerous situation requiring immediate action.

scenerio

/ˈsiːnɛrioʊ/

B2
  • noun
  • - a sequence of events, especially an imagined or hypothetical one.

credibility

/ˌkrɛdəˈbɪləti/

C1
  • noun
  • - the quality of being trusted and believed in.

jealous

/ˈdʒeləs/

B1
  • adjective
  • - feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages.

maniac

/ˈmæniæk/

B2
  • noun
  • - a person who exhibits wild or obsessive behavior.

uncomfortable

/ʌnˈkʌmfərtəbl/

B1
  • adjective
  • - not in a state of physical or mental comfort.

inevitably

/ɪˈnevɪtəbli/

C1
  • adverb
  • - in a way that is certain to happen.

betrayal

/bɪˈtreɪəl/

C1
  • noun
  • - the violation of a trust or confidence.

tranquility

/træŋˈkwɪləti/

C1
  • noun
  • - the quality or state of being calm.

inevitably

/ɪˈnevɪtəbli/

C1
  • adverb
  • - in a way that is certain to happen.

furious

/ˈfjʊəriəs/

B2
  • adjective
  • - extremely angry.

assume

/əˈsuːm/

B1
  • verb
  • - suppose to be the case, without proof.

operator

/ˈɑːpəreɪtər/

B1
  • noun
  • - a person who operates a machine or system.

bone

/boʊn/

A2
  • verb
  • - (slang) to have sexual intercourse.

blindsided

/ˈblaɪndˌsaɪdɪd/

B2
  • adjective
  • - caught completely by surprise.

support

/səˈpɔːrt/

A2
  • noun
  • - assistance or encouragement.

confident

/ˈkɒnfɪdənt/

B1
  • adjective
  • - feeling or showing confidence in oneself or one's abilities.

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