It's been an eventful summer.
00:00
I'm tied up
in a serial killer's basement.
00:09
Who said nightmares
don't come true?
00:12
He's under the delusion
that I'm his next victim.
00:20
I'll let him cherish that notion
while I explain my predicament.
00:26
I spent my vacation
mastering my psychic ability.
00:39
All the answers
were in Goody's book of spells.
00:43
With my ability now under control,
00:47
I set my sights on an obsession
I've had since I was six years old.
00:49
This is victim number 11.
00:53
This is the killer.
00:56
The Kansas City Scalper,
00:58
America's most elusive serial killer.
01:00
To psychically locate him,
all I needed
01:04
was an object
from one of his crime scenes.
01:06
The Scalper's 11th victim
dropped her prized bowling ball
01:20
when she was snatched.
01:22
With the Scalper
finally in my crosshairs,
01:37
I had one final harrowing obstacle
to overcome.
01:41
Welcome to Newark Airport.
01:46
Random screening searches
are required at this airport.
01:49
American Airlines
flight AA092 to the Kansas City
01:54
is now boarding at gate 43.
01:58
Anything else on your person?
02:07
I need a wand on this one.
02:10
Arms.
02:13
Which part of prohibited items
don't you understand, young lady?
02:42
The part where you believe
cramming people
02:46
into a metal tube
flying through the air
02:48
creates some utopia
where weapons aren't needed.
02:49
Can we get a bag check?
02:52
Yeah.
02:55
I'm headed to
the Junior Embalmers Convention.
03:04
It's a prosthetic hand.
03:07
That's not the problem.
03:09
You care to explain this?
03:12
Curious.
03:15
I have no idea
how that ended up in there.
03:18
This is over 3.4 ounces,
which means it's a big no-no.
03:20
I'd appreciate it
if you didn't waste our time.
03:23
Sun cream? Seriously?
03:27
Are your serial killer services
listed online too?
03:44
I made you a gift.
04:32
It's how I remember all my
04:41
special guests.
04:44
Let me show you
some of my own handiwork.
04:54
What?
05:45
It's nothing.
Just a minor psychic glitch.
05:46
You're not to breathe a word
to anyone, understand?
05:49
Especially my mother.
05:51
Now…
05:53
Let's play dolls.
05:58
Lyrics & Translation
[English]
It's been an eventful summer.
I'm tied up
in a serial killer's basement.
Who said nightmares
don't come true?
He's under the delusion
that I'm his next victim.
I'll let him cherish that notion
while I explain my predicament.
I spent my vacation
mastering my psychic ability.
All the answers
were in Goody's book of spells.
With my ability now under control,
I set my sights on an obsession
I've had since I was six years old.
This is victim number 11.
This is the killer.
The Kansas City Scalper,
America's most elusive serial killer.
To psychically locate him,
all I needed
was an object
from one of his crime scenes.
The Scalper's 11th victim
dropped her prized bowling ball
when she was snatched.
With the Scalper
finally in my crosshairs,
I had one final harrowing obstacle
to overcome.
Welcome to Newark Airport.
Random screening searches
are required at this airport.
American Airlines
flight AA092 to the Kansas City
is now boarding at gate 43.
Anything else on your person?
I need a wand on this one.
Arms.
Which part of prohibited items
don't you understand, young lady?
The part where you believe
cramming people
into a metal tube
flying through the air
creates some utopia
where weapons aren't needed.
Can we get a bag check?
Yeah.
I'm headed to
the Junior Embalmers Convention.
It's a prosthetic hand.
That's not the problem.
You care to explain this?
Curious.
I have no idea
how that ended up in there.
This is over 3.4 ounces,
which means it's a big no-no.
I'd appreciate it
if you didn't waste our time.
Sun cream? Seriously?
Are your serial killer services
listed online too?
I made you a gift.
It's how I remember all my
special guests.
Let me show you
some of my own handiwork.
What?
It's nothing.
Just a minor psychic glitch.
You're not to breathe a word
to anyone, understand?
Especially my mother.
Now…
Let's play dolls.
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