– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

wow this place is awesome

where do they keep the archies

in the bedrooms of 10 year old girls

where they belong

oh no you're thinking old school archie

it's much more sophisticated now like

there's two universes and archie's

married to betty and juan and veronica

and the other midge is even breaking up

with moose

no

about time right

hey hey you guys finally chip in for a

bodyguard

uh no oh this is zach he's a friend of

ours zach this is stewart he owns the

store

wow lucky you

yeah if i work 70 hours a week and

average 1.65 an hour

sweet

is that sarcasm

uh no it's an indictment of the american

education system

the archie's over here yippee

so you guys coming to my new year's eve

costume party of course we're coming as

the justice league of america switching

it up from last year when we came is the

justice league of america

to that point it occurs to me that we

might have an opportunity to finally

snare best group costume if we shore up

our weak link which is clearly leonard

is superman

hey i got new boots this year guaranteed

to add three inches yeah

that's sad

let's ask ourselves is there anyone we

know who would make a more manly and

convincing son of krypton then leonard

in high-heeled boots

howard's mother in high-heeled boots

i was thinking specifically of the

gentleman over there moving his lips as

he enjoys the latest exploits of betty

and veronica

zach

he's the only person we know with actual

muscles

you can't replace me with zack why not

penny did it

yeah she seems happier why wouldn't we

be

score i got an archie betty and veronica

and a jughead all set for my weekend

number twos

congratulations

zach

how would you like to be superman

i don't know sounds like a lot of

responsibility

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
awesome ˈɔː.səm A2	adjective - extremely good or impressive
sophisticated səˈfɪstɪkeɪtɪd B1	adjective - highly developed or complex
indictment ɪnˈdaɪtmənt B2	noun - a formal accusation of a serious crime
sarcasm ˈsɑːr.kæz.əm B1	noun - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt
snare snɛər B1	verb - to catch or trap something
shore ʃɔːr A2	verb - to support or prop up
manly ˈmæn.li A2	adjective - possessing qualities considered typical of men
convincing kənˈvɪnsɪŋ A2	adjective - causing someone to believe something is true
exploits ɪkˈsplɔɪts B1	noun - brave or noble deeds
responsibility rɪˌspɑːn.səˈbɪl.ɪ.ti A2	noun - the state of being accountable for something
switching ˈswɪtʃɪŋ A2	verb - to change from one thing to another
opportunity ˌɒp.ərˈtuː.nɪ.ti A2	noun - a chance to do something
weak wiːk A1	adjective - lacking strength or power
guaranteed ˌɡærənˈtiːd A2	adjective - certain to happen or be true
specifically spəˈsɪfɪkəli B1	adverb - in a precise or explicit manner