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[English]

Hello everyone, I'm Xiaohai.

Thank you.

Our theme today is

speak it out, so what?

Actually

, there are many things

I can't speak out,

because I'm a really timid person

. wanted to cut my salary,

I gathered all my courage.

I sent my boss a message.

I asked, why are you cutting my salary?

The

boss said, the company is

n't

making

money

. told me

that my greatest strength

is my emotional stability.

But he doesn't know my greatest strength

is actually cursing people silently.

I often think about

saying really mean things

to

people in my head

.

But all the parents around me

were teaching their kids.

The parent behind me

was teaching English.

The one on my left was explaining how planes work.

The one in front was teaching class poetry.

I reallyed Airbusry

. I class

s on a flight,

but in some advanced study group.

I was sitting in the first row,

and when they served food, I was afraid to eat.

I was worried they'd ask me to pass it back.

Sitting the I

openooried they'd ask me

to pass it back. did,

the teacher would be clinging to the outside.

And all these kids

were playing their iPads at full volume.

Honestly, looking at these kids,

I thought they shouldn't be

learning

academic

stuff

anymore

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And that kid learning about aircraft engineering,

when you grow up,

you won't be sitting in the cockpit anyway.

Because you've been staring at your iPad so much

you

already

wear glasses

. when you grow up?

Is being a poet useful?

China's most famous poet now

is selling beef snacks.

So as you can see,

I'm not exactly emotionally stable.

I just don'tday others toreal

that

that .

noticed.

Because one day at work,

I was in a bad mood

and didn't wear makeup. My

boss said to me,

Why don't you wear makeup to work?

I said, how can I wear makeup without money

H Hu H't played Hr

.

me,

Let's stick to business

and not get emotional.

Then he immediately sent me two

short videos.

Non-violent communication

and

Successful people

have already given up emotions.

I said and Successful people have already given up

emotions. health?

If I'm performing here

and someone suddenly comes up and slaps me,

should I just keep a straight face?

The audience always asks me

why I don't get angry

and I say I've quit that habit I don't get angry and I say I've quit that haoo. I sQuess's asQuess's

as

quit

that a mental problem?'

That's so Tianjin.

Then my boss told me

lately he feels my emotions are unstable

and he thinks I'm just too sensitive.

I think when a boss says you'm just too sensitive. I think when a boss says you're too sensitive

man'sip's

?

Because you've already hurt me

and then you blame me for being too fragile.

It's like I'm walking down the street

someone hits me with their car

and then comes over to say

'You got hurt Look easily?

You sooo then comes

or

.

but he's completely fine.'

Because he has super insensitivity

look, he flew 10 meters and he's fine.

Because he practices deliberately every day

spend 21 days

and you'll practices deliberately every day spend 21 days and you'll becom y bre

s

. feel pain

because you're growing.'

I say but I'm almost dying.

'What doesn't kill you

makes you stronger.'

I

also saw some boss online saying

his first hiring criterion

iscon

test

by flicking the candidate's forehead?

Looking for a job

just flick the boss directly.

I think anyone who's worked knows

the more capable an employee is

the less emotionally stable they tend to be

right

?

If y

. those

less capable employees

and then the boss

will have to introduce them like

'This is our new accountant

can't count

but knows his place.'

But I don't just hire anyone

I just dus his place.' But I don't just hire anyone I just d aulgram a​​hath produgramd piece

语 produgram toa arl ar​​stal measam meas meas

asm work overtime

he would use the F-word with me.

Then a few days ago

my boss wanted to cut my salary

I directly

used the F-word with him.

And then there was no pay cut.

I said I've been studying

non-vol was nomunation ol. I said I've been studying non-volent's pieces

ol

. actual violence.

All those hundreds of pages on non-violent communication

can't match this one phrase

now that's what I call effective communication.

Thank you everyone, I'm Xiao Hai.

Hello,

I 'm Hai.

think

I won't last long.

Because my husband

at home now.

A stock market?

Do you know how much

how much it costs?

I even want him to spend money for a full-time job.

The

biggest impact on him

to spend that that

. comedy.

But you know,

a family

can't work alone.

Comedy.

A full-time job.

and stocks.

Both of them are funny.

I don't dare to tell anyone

what my husband does.

Because their ans

dare

bandsaidsaid

doa

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full

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time.

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​starting to do side jobs.

He

's writing novels now.

He has written 100,000 words.

and became a signed author.

I read it that day.

The daily income is quite high.

I

can earn money

uanday

.

than me.

5.6 yuan a day.

His monthly salary is 16.8 yuan.

With his salary,

with his salary.

He looked down on my talk show before.

Now,

I really look down on you.

The daily centary

is 5

.

He's been writing for half a day.

He needs to use two degrees of electricity.

Use two degrees of electricity every day

to earn electricity.

This joke

gave it to me.

I transferred 200 yuan to him.

It's enough for me. I transferred 200 yuan to him. It's enough for him to work

for year

.

feel that

between words.

Trash.

But I still told him

Good job.

Because I think as his wife,

I should support his creation.

Because of this,

because of this.

But I think it's good

for

him

to in

that it .

more housework he can do.

Now he makes breakfast for me every day.

and watching me go to work.

I think

the less wealth a man has,

the better the man is.

A man

without money is virtue.

I think good market

market station

Really, girls.

You don't have to

no dating apps,

Just go to Flush.

Not a single scumbag.

All good men in China are on the ground.

He will treat you

how he treats you.

at body bodies.m

​​his p

. day,

and only two legs left,

He will firmly look at you and say,

I believe

you can grow back.

That's all for now.

Thank you. I'm Hai.

Hello

, I'm Hai.

I've been married for eighters y.

A.

Actually, I think long-distance marriage is very good.

Really.

If you have any unmarried friends today,

I'm telling you.

Marriage is a long-distance marriage.

Really?

I'llll you. Marriage is a long-distance marriage.

Really?

I'llll get married in em. me.

They told me that after a long time,

Aren't you worried that you'll get a divorce?

I said divorce

to live

like me.

You don't have

to get

a

divorce

.

don't have to go home

to see someone.

He either lies at home or sits.

He can't walk straight.

Do you think

not human?

Not only me,

I think my husband

has lived a human? Not only me, I think my husband has lived a human?

Not

mared

w

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​a shower every day.

As soon as I got home, I told him

Why does our house stink?

What's broken?

Is that you?

He

's having a good time alone.

He doesn't want a

divorce. Evence

divorce

. certificate is just a piece of paper.

Why do you want that paper?

Isn't our relationship the most important?

As long as our relationship is light enough,

what's the difference?

If our relationship is light enough, what's the difference? If this marriage is besie

marm

. come

out

.

I

think

ride

on

the

wall

.

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​They get together less.

I said

the secret

my secret?

Someone asked me

if you keep doing this,

Aren't you worried that your husband will cheat on you?

I said I'm not.

Because he secves me enough sense of said I'm not. Because he secves me enough

sense of security

. sense of security

is being alone.

No matter how long you haven't seen him,

you will never forget

how ugly he is.

There's another advantage for a long-distance marriage.

No one urges you to give

b

. b

.

have a baby.

I really want to be a dad.

I said I want to be a dad too.

Because I think

being a mother is much harder than being a father.

Moms

means sacrifice.

You need to be a good mother

You that to the mi the that to the mother lman s goodm the that the mem.

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​really touched.

At that moment

,

I

realized

he

really

to

buy

oranges

.

Correct

. to wear.

For example,

I don't dare to wear short skirts

because I'm afraid people will say my legs are thick.

They're not really that thick,

just not slim.

I can show you.

[

Slimd

show

you

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[

Beautiful

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​wear,

for example, I don't want to wear a bra.

Don't worry,

I'm wearing one now.

I don't want to wear it.

It's because I recently had a medical checkup

and was diagnosed with breast nodules.

The doctor that

that influence

that I shouldn't wear one

for more than 8 hours a day.

I said, '8 hours?

Who gets off work that early?'

I can't just be in the middle of work

with my boss talking to me,

and suddenly say, 'Ohiddle of work, my boss talking to me, and suddenly say, brahdenly, brah, ddenly

my

,

sudden

time for freedom.'

Plus, it's so hot wearing one in summer.

Ladies know that

almost all bras

have a thick layer of padding.

When I change clothes to go out in summer,

I feel kind of

sorsor for w breasts to go out in summer,

I feel kind sorsory for

wbrem, sormm's's, to lem, the adm'h , ,

' your suffering.'

'It's so hot outside today,

let's put on this winter coat.'

Besides being hot, it's also a hassle.

Sometimes when I go out at night to take out the trash,

I still as s when I go out at night to take out the trash, I still soo sh

book

. I just

wore a face mask instead.

I think if

people only needed to wear one item of clothing,

it would be a face mask.

I could even

just wear a face mask.

When I take a ride-share,

no driver wver wver face mask. When I take a ride-share, no

driver wver wve wveroo

w

. tried many ways

to avoid

wearing

a bra,

like

nipple

covers

. But

nipple

. 'These are my knee pads.'

Nipple covers have another problem:

sometimes they give me an allergic reaction.

When I'm in public,

I'm too embarrassed to scratch,

so I can only pound mys, Oncely pound myfee I, so I can only

pound mys

.

be wearing them,

that's how they greet each other.'

Right.

I really admire people who dare to go without.

I once saw online

a girl who wasn't wearing one,

and I admired her courage, 3 cot wearing people, and

I admired her courage

, wasin waspleagecom

like, how is she disturbing anyone?

Was she walking down the street

shooting at people?

If you think she's disturbing the peace,

you can call the police,

right? You tell the police someone's disturing the nopeise, nopeise someone's disturing the nope someone's

disturise

.

It's the dirty thoughts

in my head.

(Champion)

How is she disturbing the peace?

If not wearing a bra is disturbing the peace,

then shouldn't those shirtless old men

at least be sentenced

to wect sent those shillless old men

at least be sentenced tof sentence's fem

.go

comment on those shirtless old men?

Looks good.

Love to see it.

Want to talk about it.

This whole not wanting to wear a bra thing,

besides internet users not understanding it,

many par thing, besides internet users not understanding it, many parents don't parow users getl parents om tot parents dont, parents

s't.

one,'

and she said,

'Decent people always wear them.'

I turned into Na Ying right there,

and said,

'That's absolutely ridiculous!'

My mom also told me,

'Wearing a bra has benefits,' s​​stal, also

told safeWearing a bra has benefits,'f said also

t

. does it protect?

Pull out the underwire

and stab the bad guys to death?'

If bras could

protect women's safety,

why aren't people going to temples

to pray for a safety bra?

Giving it to a specend saying, mot jally, g youwy it

it

to

bwally turn misfortune into good fortune.'

'Remember to wear it on your head,

that's the real

good omen.'

It was my first time hearing

that bras can protect women's safety.

Are bad guys most laug guys mered thwo thwoman thwo guys thwo

thug

guys.

adjusts her shoulder strap,

and one thug says, 'Run!'

He yells, 'Run! She's got a bra!

Let's split up!

She can hook two of us at once!'

My mom also told me

that wearing bra has wearing orem​​​nion

sadlem.

bra ads say:

Ours can prevent sagging

and defy gravity.'

I said, 'Defy gravity?

With such amazing technology,

why not use it to launch rockets?'

Imagine interviewing Musk:

'What's your onal's your on's's's'), Champs's

your

on

. all I've said,

I just hope

women can dress with less restrictions

and more freedom.

I actually had a lot more to say,

but I've been out for

8 hours since I left home today.

Thank

you everyone,

I

'm everyalo

.

Thank you.

KING I'm a part-time stand-up comedian,

in my spare time

I also have a full-time job.

I'm a director at my company.

I'm basically middle management,

KING OF COM with one boss above me.

KING OF CON one subordinate,

and no colleagues.

Yet

shoss.

company's future

development strategy.

There are only three people in the company,

what strategy?

Lined up in a row.

Our company is really tiny,

how small is it?

The office building we rent rent to

be small

is affecting an office building we

rent things we shouldn't have.

KING OF

CO

our

company

do

Si

some water from the bathtub for the client KING OF C. ING OF CO go get some water from the bathtub for the client.

A few days ago,

my subordinate resigned.

FCOMEDY our company doesn't even have a groupacon have a groupt ED complete have group piave a group7have have a group't complete haven groupn complete.naven complete.nave

. chat anymore G OF.

People often ask me now,

when you do stand-up comedy,

aren't you afraid your boss will find out?

I'm not afraid.

Because, you see, I have two has soo, Oooraid. Because, you see, I have two has soo, Osoo, s'mul s'mul s'm Othr

sthr

compbs

sthoo

s'mul

sthr .

300% employment rate.

If you want to achieve a 100% employment rate,

you'd still need to hire four street loafers.

In our company,

I'm the only full-time employee,

and the boss hired a part-timers the

only

.

CEO. A part-time CEO.

Which company do you work for?

The annual salary

It's paid daily.

Usually I don't dare

to call him,

because I'm afraid

he might have other

part-m jo . he

mightals sh

.

there's a document that needs your signature,

and he'll say,

I'll sign it later,

after I finish this delivery.

Not only is the company bizarre,

but

the boss often makes

many ridiculed many dicces

er

. duty.

I said, shouldn't duty

be rotated among everyone?

I've never seen anyone be on duty alone.

One person isn't called being on duty,

one person

is called being a cleaner.

I 'm

.

what

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explain clearly

what exactly they want you to do.

(Right).

Look,

reading one book every month

is very clear and measurable.

But when it comes to work, they just say,

Just

fix this up.al

hard's justs somes somes

this

up

. know the subject, verb, or object.

Fix this up,

who should fix it,

fix what exactly,

what does 'fix up' even mean?

With just this phrase,

the boss can make me do any.

Even if myossthing.

E

thing.'

Then a few days ago

my boss wanted to cut my salary again.

He actually told me

to draft

a 'voluntary' salary reduction agreement.

I said, 'What?

You want to cut my salary

and I have to write the agreement myself?'

'If you want to strangle me,

do I have to braid the rope too?'

'This is like

Pan Jinlian telling Wu Dalang, meding Wu?

' ' This

is like

Pan salary reduction' even mean?

I'm just so thrilled about a pay cut

- sarcasm intended.

I told my boss,

'Yes, it's about time you cut my salary.'

'

Several headhunters are contacting meall as my salary

. birthday candles, I wish for

more responsibility with less pay.'

'Another pay cut!'

'Let me quickly

catch all these blessings.'

Then a few days ago

my boss wanted to cut my salary again.

This ally

time

. change me to part-time.

I don't need part-time work.

Then he said something to me

and I finally understood

what a true domineering

boss is

.

what a true domineering boss is. what a domine

domine

boss . won't take any other jobs.'

I said, 'What?'

'Are you trying to put a lock on a shared bike?'

But there's one benefit to the pay cut.

I

've noticed my boss spea to me benefit to

the

. work.'

Now he says,

'This thing of yours...'

I say, 'If it doesn't work...'

'Then please fix this.'

But I don't have any other options.

My boss cuts my salary, don't have any other options. My boss cuts my salary, canly I on on soooly on soooly on canly on

le.

boss into a comedy bit.

My boss cuts my salary,

and I bring you laughter.

This is

cost-cutting for more laughs.

Thank you

, everyone.

I'm

Xiao Hai

.

Thank you, everyone

. student,

sophomore year.

(Men's university)

How do I feel right now? Well,

finals are

coming up soon.

I majored in Chinese literature.

I've found that sometimes

it's hard to explain to poo expm set

major s ​​hkage sh r mh ​​h

days

Days Resist! ! remember clearly,

I was taking the train to school,

feeling bored on the journey,

when a lady asked me,

"Young man,

what are you studying in college?"

I said, "Ma'am, I study Chinese."

Shedsaidsaid

,

No. "Ma'am, I am Chinese."

In my department,

to be honest,

I didn't

really

feel like I fit in,

because our major is one

where

there are a lot more women

and very few men.

team's WeChat group,

I realized

I was apparently the only guy.

That day, the sports rep wrote in the group,

"Ladies, assemble!"

I said, "There's still a human being here."

The sports said, "There's still a human being here." The sports said, "There's still a human being here." The sports said, "There's still a human being here."

"The gett, babse has onepse has onepse pse has one pse pse -Nose pse pse see problem,

why are you the only one complaining?"

But later at the event,

she realized

there really was a guy,

so after we won the championship that day,

in her social media post,

she ed some respect for day, in

her

social.

championship."

I felt like I was their pet dog.

I studied Chinese literature

because I wanted to learn how to write,

to create some truly good works.

But after I got to college,

my professor told me,

"For a writer to produce

truly good work,

they usually need to endunion

30 oruce truly orwork, they usually need to endlth aidnor aidnth

. that a bit too long?"

What if I struggle through

more than 20 years of hardship,

and then suddenly die?

Wouldn't my entire life

just be nothing but suffering?"

Don't talk to me about

Goujian's story of sleeping on firewood and tasting gall,

I know it sounds inspiring.

But I think it's inspiring

only because Goujian eventually succeeded.

If he had tasted gall for three years

and then got destroyed by Fu Chai,

then in

history

he 'd

country's downfall.

But I'm still

a pretty practical person.

I've worried too,

about how

before I can write something good,

I'll make money to support myself.

I even considered changing my friendor.

But ^n port myself. I even considered changing

myfrior.a.d n set majorr set majord book major. reading

those "Domineering CEO Falls in Love With Me" stories.

I thought to myself

that I could still make money

off these suckers.

Being a writer,

a profession that has existed for thousands of years, is problem woo that has existed for thousands of years

, is eblem woo​​t

yoss

. novels.

I felt like

I was like one of those

late Qing Dynasty eunuchs who had just entered the palace.

A castrated man.

Just as I finished preparing for my der,

I discovered the industry

diveved.dust

.

remember clearly,

when I was applying for college,

everyone online was telling me

that art and literature were

humanity's last line of

defense against AI.

How did it get demolished in justb place years?onboo place rec​​l​​View

bex place​​l

​​☺ language first?

Don't tell me that C actually stands for

Chinese?

I was in agony.

I went to ask

my friend who works in AI,

I said, 'Just be honest with me,

will our profession as writers

be replace be honest with

me, will

our profession as writers be replace be man.

but not right now,

because AI is just starting to learn writing,

and in the short term, it can't match you.'

I said, 'How is that supposed to comfort me?

I'm just starting to learn writing too.i and learning I'm just starting to

learn writing

to .

faster?

Surely not me?'

It

's

really painful.

At the end of last year, I participated in

a college student short poetry competition,

and discovered there was a track

already called the AI

track

. said, 'Human-machine collaboration?

Didn't we used to call this thing

cheating when I was a kid?'

I remember in elementary school,

watching some classmates

using their phones to search for ansforts getducts

,

scollh.

would work hard for hours

just to get average grades.

I would comfort myself,

saying, 'Chen Mingfei, it's okay,

you're working harder now,

but you're develoll real stlls.

W you you grow, you'm' Oh

r

. human-machine collaboration is the real skill.

This feels like

another version of 'sleeping on firewood and tasting gall.'

It's like Goujian tasted gall for three years,

only to find that someone else had defeated Fuchai.

So he relaxed,

having suffered for nothing.

And in history , he's just

remembered as a weirdo obsed sweirdo the that that

weirdo s.

beliefs I had held for years

were completely shattered.

I attended a lecture at our school about

AI application ethics.

During that lecture,

the professor clearly stated

that using AI to helprite novels, Ix​​les, sstle cale write

novels

,

inwrr

.

this is reassuring,

at least the ivory tower still upholds

my original moral principles.

That day during the Q&A session,

a student asked,

Professor,

I'm not using AI,

but

many of my

class

them?

I thought to myself, Professor,

this person has such weak willpower,

hurry up and scold him, wake him up.

The professor said,

Let's turn off the camera

in the back first.

The professor wants

aid share 's also

includes first.

has only

has been developing for a few years,

and many related regulations are still in a gray area.

So the professor thinks,

as long as nobody's monitoring,

just use it however you wet. What

was I le played or set, le playoryou

play what was.

Mission Impossible with me?

So what was that whole hour

I just spent listening

so attentively about?

Was it just an ad to unlock the real content?

That day I understood something:

I feel that

ethics and morality

are justy swrainm the naging the

nowhity

area also be turned off.

Now I feel like

I understand AI is a good thing,

I know it represents progress,

technological advancement,

the wheels of history rolling forward, represents progress, technological advancement, the wheels of history rolling forward,

but I'm not on that train. I

elxike

train

.

Except the train of progress

doesn't face any dilemma,

there might just be a crew member

who spots through the monitor and says,

Captain,

there seem to be some people ahead,

should we stop and wait for them?

And capitse

people ahead, should we

stop and wait for them? And

capitoo

failed.

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​fewer and fewer people.

I watched the tram coming,

and I was terrified.

I was just lying there,

and I said,

' Wait,

there's still a human here.'

He said nobody else had a problem.

Why are you the on

.

I'm Er Wei Ma.

I have a son.

He's five years old.

I don't really like him lately.

Because he's extremely fat.

I have no idea why.

You guys are quite lacking in frial s have no idea why.

lacking in frial sapave, Iren'ca quite sthem, j​​soo shom

sh

syou

? I'm fat

doesn't mean my son deserves to be fat too.

I'm fat because

I have poor eating habits,

but my approach to raising my son

is very scientific.

After he started kinder inder,

heday binder cost

m .

breakfast for him,

he finished his breakfast,

and was sent to kindergarten.

That's when I realized,

this kid needs breakfast.

When it's my turn to take care of him,

I take him out for break.

I always ake sure heat ake sun​​yhe s for break.

better book

at kindergarten.

I think I'm

a responsible father.

I've been doing this for over two years.

Recently he started senior kindergarten,

and I accidentally found out

that his kindergarten

serves breakb.

I'm done youf youfone youf youfee

I

'm;

age three

eating breakfast before going to kindergarten,

then eating breakfast again at kindergarten,

it plants

a firm belief in his mind

that a person

must eat two breakfasts.

When you have a son,

you realreal

to poojday

soo

. son had been

beaten up at kindergarten.

This is something many men

cannot accept,

it's their bottom line in life.

But I can accept it,

because I feel my son

is

not

me after a

. hitting my son

is just something that's

hard for me to accept.

I spent some time

coming to terms with it.

I said, 'Tomorrow

I'll take you to kindergarten,

don't let them beat you up

if you're up ifo tore up

. tomorrow

because the teacher said he's injured

and needs to rest at home for a couple of days.

This is something I cannot accept,

this is my bottom line in life.

As a

father of a 5-year-oldm to my bottom line in my .

As a father of a 5-year-oldm to my bottomon as my year-oldm as year-

oldm my year.

kindergarten.

Friends,

why do kindergartens exist in this world?

We spend all that money

to hire an institution

obviously to make them do all those things

we don't want to do ourselves.

(Right)

Ifking I really we don't want to do ourselves. (Right) Ifking I really we don't want to do ourselves. (Right)

;

Friends.

Besides, do children

need kindergarten?

Children need parents,

it's parents who need kindergarten.

Kindergartens these days are too full of themselves.

They call you for no reason,

you get a call says, '

Mus

; nose.'

I said, 'Well, it won't run when he gets home!'

I can't understand

why the kindergarten would think

I'm desperately in need of

a child with a runny nose.

If I had a choice,

I would have my son

leave all his lifetime supply of snot

at the kindergarten,

and when he comes home at night, return to me

with perfectly dry nostrils.

In other consumer activities,

businesses wouldn't dare to be

so rude to us.

If I take clothes to the dry cleaner's, the dry

clean

's .

Feng,

while washing your clothes,

we lost a button.

Please come take it back quickly

or there won't be any buttons left.'

Impossible.

They would have to find my button, sew left.' Impossible. They would have to find my button,

sew it back on, swhi the yring sew ithi

home sew

ithe.

was supposed to provide for the money they took.

Kindergartens should be the same.

In my ideal scenario,

the kindergarten would call me and say,

'Mr. Feng,

your son at our kindergarten

has a bit of a runny nose.'

I'd say, 'Fine,

so if my son's nose

stops running in the afternoon,

he

can come home in the evening.'

If it doesn't stop in the afternoon,

you'll have to keepnobeing after him

.

' runny nose is quite severe.'

I'd say, 'He wasn't running when I dropped him off!'

I sent him.

When I dropped him off, he was a perfectly fine child.

You broke it

sooo on need tos fusto to exti none to nex to

broke it.

up on them.

I took out the SIM card and broke it.

I sold my house.

So the kindergarten could never

contact me again.

The principal has had to take my son

to

doctors all these years.

To get him back mal

mal

. apartment complex

after dinner,

holding my daughter's hand

for an evening walk.

I'd run into other parents from the complex

and

they would ask me:

Mr. Feng,

where's your son?

I 'd , I ask't,

Erankr

.

everyone, I'm Jia Deyu.

I'm currently doing my PhD.

I'm doing my PhD in Singapore,

I've been at it for many years,

now I'm in my sixth year.

I've put everyyears, now I'm in my sixth year. I've put everynow in one perject, kt pa

yl .

published.

It feels like

doing a PhD is really like gambling.

I advise everyone

not to go to Southeast Asia

for anything without careful consideration.

Campus areas

are

also

a type of park

. intelligence

because 'artificial' means man-made.

While humans are woman-made.

My mother doesn't know

what I do every day.

So I explained to her, that iirction

of AI research

is

teaching to

felt confused myself.

We humans

can create humans directly, can't we?

Why do we need to first create

artificial intelligence

and then make it pretend to be human? Human-made ansans a humt as

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She said, 'You've spent all these years on your PhD

just to create a fake person?'

If you were making real humans,

you'd have one in just a year.

Kids these days canet run runixer sooo sun​​yk sents cany run

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.

I said, 'Mom,

our family probably doesn't need

that many errand-runners anyway.'

Besides, the cost-effectiveness of producing humans

is actually quite low.

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yyy

Lesson reasoning at a young age.

Yushu Technology's robot

was on the Spring Festival Gala at just three years old.

Artificial intelligence can work for me

and make money from the moment it's created.

Anyway, there's no

Minoring

threshold ym

Minor mythr

. mom's fault.

In AI terms,

she's my developer.

Some say my dad shares the blame,

but he

only contributed a bit of

training data.

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contained lots of garbage. He'duse proopiece sion ms​​ion shage

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piece.

[Chinese]

Hello everyone, I'm Xiaohai.

Thank you.

Our theme today is

speak it out, so what?

Actually

, there are many things

I can't speak out,

because I'm a really timid person

。 wanted to cut my salary,

I gathered all my courage.

I sent my boss a message.

I asked, why are you cutting my salary?

The

boss said, the company is

n't

making

money

。 told me

that my greatest strength

is my emotional stability.

But he doesn't know my greatest strength

is actually cursing people silently.

I often think about

saying really mean things

to

people in my head

.

But all the parents around me

were teaching their kids.

The parent behind me

was teaching English.

The one on my left was explaining how planes work.

The one in front was teaching class poetry.

I realallyed Airbusry

. I class

s 給on a flight,

but in some advanced study group.

I was sitting in the first row,

and when they served food, I was afraid to eat.

I was worried they'd ask me to pass it back.

Sitting the I

openooried they'd ask me

to pass it back。 did,

the teacher would be clinging to the outside.

And all these kids

were playing their iPads at full volume.

Honestly, looking at these kids,

I thought they shouldn't be

learning

academic

stuff

anymore

。 hard

。

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And that kid learning about aircraft engineering,

when you grow up,

you won't be sitting in the cockpit anyway.

Because you've been staring at your iPad so much

you

already

wear glasses

。 when you grow up?

Is being a poet useful?

China's most famous poet now

is selling beef snacks.

So as you can see,

I'm not exactly emotionally stable.

I just don'tday others toreal

that

that .

noticed.

Because one day at work,

I was in a bad mood

and didn't wear makeup. My

boss said to me,

Why don't you wear makeup to work?

I said, how can I wear makeup without money

H Hu H't played Hr

.

me,

Let's stick to business

and not get emotional.

Then he immediately sent me two

short videos.

Non-violent communication

and

Successful people

have already given up emotions.

I said and Successful people have already given up

emotions。 health?

If I'm performing here

and someone suddenly comes up and slaps me,

should I just keep a straight face?

The audience always asks me

why I don't get angry

and I say I've quit that habit I don't get angry and I say I've quit that haoo. I sQuess's asQuess's

as

quit

that a mental problem?'

That's so Tianjin.

Then my boss told me

lately he feels my emotions are unstable

and he thinks I'm just too sensitive.

I think when a boss says you'm just too sensitive. I think when a boss says you're too sensitive

man'sip's

？

Because you've already hurt me

and then you blame me for being too fragile.

It's like I'm walking down the street

someone hits me with their car

and then comes over to say

'You got hurt Look easily?

You sooo then comes

or

.

but he's completely fine.'

Because he has super insensitivity

look, he flew 10 meters and he's fine.

Because he practices deliberately every day

spend 21 days

and you'll practices deliberately every day spend 21 days and you'll becom y bre

s

. feel pain

because you're growing.'

I say but I'm almost dying.

'What doesn't kill you

makes you stronger.'

I

also saw some boss online saying

his first hiring criterion

iscon

test

by flicking the candidate's forehead?

Looking for a job

just flick the boss directly.

I think anyone who's worked knows

the more capable an employee is

the less emotionally stable they tend to be

right

?

If y

. those

less capable employees

and then the boss

will have to introduce them like

'This is our new accountant

can't count

but knows his place.'

But I don't just hire anyone

I just dus his place.' But I don't just hire anyone I just d aulgram a​​hath produgramd 片

語 produgram toa arl ar​​stal measam meas meas

asm work overtime

he would use the F-word with me.

Then a few days ago

my boss wanted to cut my salary

I directly

used the F-word with him.

And then there was no pay cut.

I said I've been studying

non-vol was nomunation ol. I said I've been studying non-volent's 片

ol

. actually violence.

All those hundreds of pages on non-violent communication

can't match this one phrase

now that's what I call effective communication.

Thank you everyone, I'm Xiao Hai.

Hello ,

I 'm Hai.

think

I won't last long.

Because my husband

at home now.

A stock market?

Do you know how much

how much it costs?

I even want him to spend money for a full-time job.

The

biggest impact on him

to spend that that

. comedy.

But you know,

a family

can't work alone.

Comedy.

A full-time job.

and stocks.

Both of them are funny.

I don't dare to tell anyone

what my husband does.

Because their ans

dare

bandsaidsaid

doa

.

full

-

time 。

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​

​

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​starting to do side jobs.

He

's writing novels now.

He has written 100,000 words.

and became a signed author.

I read it that day.

The daily income is quite high.

I

can earnearn moneys

uanday

.

than me.

5.6 yuan a day.

His monthly salary is 16.8 yuan.

With his salary,

with his salary.

He looked down on my talk show before.

Now,

I really look down on you.

The daily centary

is 5

.

He's been writing for half a day.

He needs to use two degrees of electricity.

Use two degrees of electricity every day

to earn electricity.

This joke

gave it to me.

I transferred 200 yuan to him.

It's enough for me. I transferred 200 yuan to him. It's enough for him to work

for year

.

feel that

between words.

Trash.

But I still told him

Good job.

Because I think as his wife,

I should support his creation.

Because of this,

because of this.

But I think it's good

for

him

to in

that 它 .

more housework he can do.

Now he makes breakfast for me every day.

and watching me go to work.

I think

the less wealth a man has,

the better the man is.

A man

without money is virtue.

I think good market

marketth station

Really, girls.

You don't have to

no dating apps,

Just go to Flush.

Not a single scumbag.

All good men in China are on the ground.

He will tr​​eat you

how he treatsstock you.

at body bodys.m

his p

. day,

and only two legs left,

He will firmly look at you and say,

I believe

you can grow back.

That's all for now.

Thank you. I'm Hai.

Hello

, I'm Hai.

I've been married for eighters y.

A.

Actually, I think long-distance marriage is very good.

Really.

If you have any unmarried friends today,

I'm telling you.

Marriage is a long-distance marriage.

Really?

I'llll you. Marriage is a long-distance marriage.

Really?

I'llll get married in em. me.

They told me that after a long time,

Aren't you worried that you'll get a divorce?

I said divorce

to live

like me.

You don't have

to get

a

divorce

。

don't have to go home

to see someone.

He either lies at home or sits.

He can't walk straight.

Do you think

not human?

Not only me,

I think my husband

has lived a human? Not only me, I think my husband has lived a human?

Not

mared

w

. 隱性

。

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​

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​a shower every day.

As soon as I got home, I told him

Why does our house stink?

What's broken?

Is that you?

He

's having a good time alone.

He doesn't want a

divorce. Evence

divorce

. certificate is just a piece of paper.

Why do you want that paper?

Isn't our relationship the most important?

As long as our relationship is light enough,

what's the difference?

If our relationship is light enough, what's the difference? If this marriage is besie

marm

. come

out

.

I

think

ride

on

the

wall

。

​

​

​they get together less.

I said

the secret

my secret?

Someone asked me

if you keep doing this,

Aren't you worried that your husband will cheat on you?

I said I'm not.

Because he secves me enough sense of said I'm not. Because he secves me enough

sense of security

. sense of security

is being alone.

No matter how long you haven't seen him,

you will never forget

how ugly he is.

There's another advantage for a long-distance marriage.

No one urges you to give

b

. b

.

have a baby.

I really want to be a dad.

I said I want to be a dad too.

Because I think

being a mother is much harder than being a father.

Moms

means sacrifice.

You need to be a good mother

You that to the mi the that to the mother lman s goodm the that the mem.

。

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​

​

​

​

​

​

​really touched.

At that moment

,

I

realized

he

really

to

buy

oranges

.

正確

。 to wear.

For example,

I don't dare to wear short skirts

because I'm afraid people will say my legs are thick.

They're not really that thick,

just not slim.

I can show you.

[

Slimd

show

you

.

[

Beautiful

]

。

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​

​

​

​

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​

​wear,

for example, I don't want to wear a bra.

Don't worry,

I'm wearing one now.

I don't want to wear it.

It's because I recently had a medical checkup

and was diagnosed with breast nodules.

The doctor that

that 影響

that I shouldn't wear one

for more than 8 hours a day.

I said, '8 hours?

Who gets off work that early?'

I can't just be in the middle of work

with my boss talking to me,

and suddenly say, 'Ohiddle of work, my boss talking to me, and suddenly say, brahdenly, brah, ddenly

my

,

sudden

time for freedom.'

Plus, it's so hot wearing one in summer.

Ladies know that

almost all bras

have a thick layer of padding.

When I change clothes to go out in summer,

I feel kind of

sorsor for w breasts to go out in summer,

I feel kind sorsory for

wbrem, sormm's's, to lem, the adm'h , ,

' your suffering.'

'It's so hot outside today,

let's put on this winter coat.'

Besides being hot, it's also a hassle.

Sometimes when I go out at night to take out the trash,

I still as s when I go out at night to take out the trash, I still soo sh

書

. I just

wore a face mask instead.

I think if

people only needed to wear one item of clothing,

it would be a face mask.

I could even

just wear a face mask.

When I take a ride-share,

no driver wver wver face mask . When I take a ride-share, no

driver wver wve wveroo

w

. tried many ways

to avoid

wearing

a bra,

like

nipple

covers

. But

nipple

。 'These are my knee pads.'

Nipple covers have another problem:

sometimes they give me an allergic reaction.

When I'm in public,

I'm too embarrassed to scratch,

so I can only pound mys, Oncely pound myfee I , so I can only

pound mys

.

be wearing them,

that's how they greet each other.'

Right.

I really admire people who dare to go without.

I once saw online

a girl who wasn't wearing one,

and I admired her courage, 3 aco cot wearing people, and

I admired her courage

, wasin waspleagecom

like, how is she disturbing anyone?

Was she walking down the street

shooting at people?

If you think she's disturbing the peace,

you can call the police,

right? You tell the police someone's disturing the nopeise, nopeise someone's disturing the nope someone's

disturise

.

It's the dirty thoughts

in my head.

(Champion)

How is she disturbing the peace?

If not wearing a bra is disturbing the peace,

then shouldn't those shirtless old men

at least be sentenced

to wect sents those shillless old men

at least be sentenced tof sentence's fem

. go

comment on those shirtless old men?

Looks good.

Love to see it.

Want to talk about it.

This whole not wanting to wear a bra thing,

besides internet users not understanding it,

many par thing, besides internet users not understanding it, many parents don't parow users getl parents om tot parents dont, parents

s't .

one,'

and she said,

'Decent people always wear them.'

I turned into Na Ying right there,

and said,

'That's absolutely ridiculous!'

My mom also told me,

'Wearing a bra has benefits,' s​​stal, also

told safeWearing a bra has benefits,'f said also

t

。 does it protect?

Pull out the underwire

and stab the bad guys to death?'

If bras could

protect women's safety,

why aren't people going to temples

to pray for a safety bra?

Giving it to a specend saying, mot jally, g youwy it

it

to

bwally turn misfortune into good fortune.'

'Remember to wear it on your head,

that's the real

good omen.'

It was my first time hearing

that bras can protect women's safety.

Are bad guys most laug guys mered thwo thwoman thwo guys thwo

thug

guys 。

adjusts her shoulder strap,

and one thug says, 'Run!'

He yells, 'Run! She's got a bra!

Let's split up!

She can hook two of us at once!'

My mom also told me

that wearing bra has wearing orem​​nion

sadlem .

bra ads say:

Ours can prevent sagging

and defy gravity.'

I said, 'Defy gravity?

With such amazing technology,

why not use it to launch rockets?'

Imagine interviewing Musk:

'What's your onal's your on's's's'), Champs's

your

on

. all I've said,

I just hope

women can dress with less restriction

and more freedom.

I actually had a lot more to say,

but I've been out for

8 hours since I left home today.

Thank

you everyone,

I

'm everyalo

.

Thank you.

KING I'm a part-time stand-up comedian,

in my spare time

I also have a full-time job.

I'm a director at my company.

I'm basically middle management,

KING OF COM with one boss above me.

KING OF CON one subordinate,

and no colleagues.

Yet

shoss .

company's future

development strategy.

There are only three people in the company,

what strategy?

Lined up in a row.

Our company is really tiny,

how small is it?

The office building we rent rent to

be small

is 影響 a office building we

rent things we shouldn't have.

KING OF

CO

our

company

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A few days ago,

my subordinate resigned.

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People often ask me now,

when you do stand-up comedy,

aren't you afraid your boss will find out?

I'm not afraid.

Because, you see, I have two has soo, Oooraid. Because, you see, I have two has soo, Osoo, s'mul s'mul s'm Othr

sthr

compbs

sthoo

s'mul

sthr .

300% employment rate.

If you want to achieve a 100% employment rate,

you'd still need to hire four street loafers.

In our company,

I'm the only full-time employee,

and the boss hired a part-timers the

only

.

CEO. A part-time CEO.

Which company do you work for?

The annual salary

It's paid daily.

Usually I don't dare

to call him,

because I'm afraid

he might have other

part-m jo . he

mightals sh

.

there's a document that needs your signature,

and he'll say,

I'll sign it later,

after I finish this delivery.

Not only is the company bizarre,

but

the boss often makes

many ridicul many dicce

er

. duty.

I said, shouldn't duty

be rotated among everyone?

I've never seen anyone be on duty alone.

One person isn't called being on duty,

one person

is called being a cleaner.

I 'm

.

what

。

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​explain clearly

what exactly they want you to do.

(Right).

Look,

reading one book every month

is very clear and measurable.

But when it comes to work, they just say,

Just

fix this up.al

hard's justs somes somes

this

up

. know the subject, verb, 或 object.

Fix this up,

who should fix it,

fix what exactly,

what does 'fix up' even mean?

With just this phrase,

the boss can make me do any.

Even if myossthing.

E

thing.'

Then a few days ago

my boss wanted to cut my salary again.

He actually told me

to draft

a 'voluntary' salary reduction agreement.

I said, 'What?

You want to cut my salary

and I have to write the agreement myself?'

'If you want to strangle me,

do I have to braid the rope too?'

'This is like

Pan Jinlian telling Wu Dalang, meding Wu?

' ' This

is like

Pan salary reduction' even mean?

I'm just so thrilled about a pay cut

- sarcasm intended.

I told my boss,

'Yes, it's about time you cut my salary.'

'

Several headhunters are contacting meall as my salary

。 birthday candles, I wish for

more responsibility with less pay.'

'Another pay cut!'

'Let me quickly

catch all these blessings.'

Then a few days ago

my boss wanted to cut my salary again.

This ally

time

. change me to part-time.

I don't need part-time work.

Then he said something to me

and I finally understood

what a true domineering

boss is

.

what a true domineering boss is. what a domine

domine

boss . won't take any other jobs.'

I said, 'What?'

'Are you trying to put a lock on a shared bike?'

But there's one benefit to the pay cut.

I

've noticed my boss spea to me benefit to

the

。 work.'

Now he says,

'This thing of yours...'

I say, 'If it doesn't work...'

'Then please fix this.'

But I don't have any other options.

My boss cuts my salary, don't have any other options. My boss cuts my salary, canly I on on soooly on soooly on canly on

le .

boss into a comedy bit.

My boss cuts my salary,

and I bring you laughter.

This is

cost-cutting for more laughs.

Thank you

, everyone.

I'm

Xiao Hai

.

Thank you, everyone

。 student,

sophomore year.

(Men's university)

How do I feel right now? Well,

finals are

coming up soon.

I majored in Chinese literature.

I've found that sometimes

it's hard to explain to poo expm 集

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天 抗拒！！ remember clearly,

I was taking the train to school,

feeling bored on the journey,

when a lady asked me,

"Young man,

what are you studying in college?"

I said, "Ma'am, I study Chinese."

Shedsaidsaid

,

No. "Ma'am, I am Chinese."

In my department,

to be honest,

I didn't

really

feel like I fit in,

because our major is one

where

there are a lot more women

and very few men。

team's WeChat group,

I realized

I was apparently the only guy.

That day, the sports rep wrote in the group,

"Ladies, assemble!"

I said, "There's still a human being here."

The sports said, "There's still a human being here." The sports said, "There's still a human being here." The sports saids, "There's still a human being here." The sports saids,

"The gett, babse has onepse has onepse pse has one pse pse -Nose pse pse 見到problem,

why are you the only one complaining?"

But later at the event,

she realized

there really was a guy,

so after we won the championship that day,

in her social media post,

she ed some respect for day, in

her

social .

championship."

I felt like I was their pet dog.

I studied Chinese literature

because I wanted to learn how to write,

to create some truly good works.

But after I got to college,

my professor told me,

"For a writer to produce

truly good work,

they usually need to endunion

30 oruce truly orwork, they usually need to endlth aidnor aidnth

. that a bit too long?"

What if I struggle through

more than 20 years of hardship,

and then suddenly die?

Wouldn't my entire life

just be nothing but suffering?"

Don't talk to me about

Goujian's story of sleeping on firewood and tasting gall,

I know it sounds inspiring.

But I think it's inspiring

only because Goujian eventually succeeded.

If he had tasted gall for three years

and then got destroyed by Fu Chai,

then in

history

he 'd

country's downfall.

But I'm still

a pretty practical person.

I've worried too,

about how

before I can write something good,

I'll make money to support myself.

I even considered changing myfriendor.

But ^n port myself. I even considered changing

myfrior.a.d n 集 majorr 集 majord 書 major. reading

those "Domineering CEO Falls in Love With Me" stories.

I thought to myself

that I could still make money

off these suckers.

Being a writer,

a profession that has existed for thousands of years, is problem woo that has existed for thousands of years

, is eblem woo​​t

yoss

. novels.

I felt like

I was like one of those

late Qing Dynasty eunuchs who had just entered the palace.

A castrated man.

Just as I finished preparing for my der,

I discovered the industry

divedived.dust

.

remember clearly,

when I was applying for college,

everyone online was telling me

that art and literature were

humanity's last line of

defense against AI.

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bex place​​l

​​☺ language first?

Don't tell me that C actually stands for

Chinese?

I was in agony.

I went to ask

my friend who works in AI,

I said, 'Just be honest with me,

will our profession as writers

be replace be honest with

me, will

our profession as writers be replace be man.

but not right now,

because AI is just starting to learn writing,

and in the short term, it can't match you.'

I said, 'How is that supposed to comfort me?

I'm just starting to learn writing too.i and learning I'm just starting to

learn writing

to .

faster?

Surely not me?'

It

's

really painful.

At the end of last year, I participated in

a college student short poetry competition,

and discovered there was a track

already called the AI

track

。 said, 'Human-machine collaboration?

Didn't we used to call this thing

cheating when I was a kid?'

I remember in elementary school,

watching some classmates

using their phones to search for ansforts getducts

,

scollh .

would work hard for hours

just to get average grades.

I would comfort myself,

saying, 'Chen Mingfei, it's okay,

you're working harder now,

but you're develoll real stlls.

W you you grow, you'm' 哦

r

. human-machine collaboration is the real skill.

This feels like

another version of 'sleeping on firewood and tasting gall.'

It's like Goujian tasted gall for three years,

only to find that someone else had defeated Fuchai.

So he relaxed,

having suffered for nothing.

And in history , he's just

remembered as a weirdo obsed sweirdo the that that

weirdo s .

beliefs I had held for years

were completely shattered.

I attended a lecture at our school about

AI application ethics.

During that lecture,

the professor clearly stated

that using AI to helprite novels, Ix​​les s, sstle cale write

novels

,

inwrr

.

this is reassuring,

at least the ivory tower still upholds

my original moral principles.

That day during the Q&A session,

a student asked,

Professor,

I'm not using AI,

but

many of my

班

them?

I thought to myself, Professor,

this person has such weak willpower,

hurry up and scold him, wake him up.

The professor said,

Let's turn off the camera

in the back first.

The professor want

aid share 's 也

包括 first.

has only

been developing for a few years,

and many related regulations are still in a gray area.

So the professor thinks,

as long as nobody's monitoring,

just use it however you wet. What

was I le played or 集, le playoryou

play what was .

Mission Impossible with me?

So what was that whole hour

I just spent listening

so attentively about?

Was it just an ad to unlock the real content?

That day I understood something:

I feel that

ethics and morality

are justy swrainm the naging the

nowhity

areature also be turned off.

Now I feel like

I understand AI is a good thing,

I know it represents progress,

technological advancement,

the wheels of history rolling forward, represents progress, technological advancement, the wheels of history rolling forward,

but I'm not on that train. I

elxike

train

.

Except the train of progress

doesn't face any dilemma,

there might just be a crew member

who spots through the monitor and says,

Captain,

there seem to be some people ahead,

should we stop and wait for them?

And capitse

people ahead, should we

stop and wait for them? And

capitoo

失敗 。

​

​

​

​

​

​fewer and fewer people.

I watched the tram coming,

and I was terrified.

I was just lying there,

and I said,

' Wait,

there's still a human here.'

He said nobody else had a problem.

Whyare you the on

.

I'm Er Wei Ma.

I have a son.

He's five years old.

I don't really like him lately.

Because he's extremely fat.

I have no idea why.

You guys are quite lacking in frial s have no idea why. You guys are quite

lacking in frial sapave, Iren'ca quite sthem, j​​soo shom

sh

syou

? I'm fat

doesn't mean my son deserves to be fat too.

I'm fat because

I have poor eating habits,

but my approach to raising my son

is very scientific.

After he started kinder inder,

heday binder 成本

m .

breakfast for him,

he finished his breakfast,

and was sent to kindergarten.

That's when I realized,

this kid needs breakfast.

When it's my turn to take care of him,

I take him out for break.

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at kindergarten.

I think I'm

a responsible father.

I've been doing this for over two years.

Recently he started senior kindergarten,

and I accidentally found out

that his kindergarten

serves breakb.

I'm done youf youfone youf youfee

I

'm ;

age three

eating breakfast before going to kindergarten,

then eating breakfast again at kindergarten,

it plants

a firm belief in his mind

that a person

must eat two breakfasts.

When you have a son,

you realreal

to poojday

soo

. son had been

beaten up at kindergarten.

This is something many men

cannot accept,

it's their bottom line in life.

But I can accept it,

because I feel my son

is

not

me after a

. hitting my son

is just something that's

hard for me to accept.

I spent some time

coming to terms with it.

I said, 'Tomorrow

I'll take you to kindergarten,

don't let them beat you up

if you're up ifo tore up

. tomorrow

because the teacher said he's injured

and needs to rest at home for a couple of days.

This is something I cannot accept,

this is my bottom line in life.

As a

father of a 5-year-oldm to my bottom line in my .

As a father of a 5-year-oldm to my bottomon as my year-oldm as year-

oldm my year .

kindergarten.

Friends,

why do kindergartens exist in this world?

We spend all that money

to hire an institution

obviously to make them do all those things

we don't want to do ourselves.

(Right)

Ifking I really we don't want to do ourselves. (Right) Ifking I really we don't want to do ourselves. (Right

;

Friends.

Besides, do children

need kindergarten?

Children need parents,

it's parents who need kindergarten.

Kindergartens these days are too full of themselves.

They call you for no reason,

you get a call says, '

Mus

; nose.'

I said, 'Well, it won't run when he gets home!'

I can't understand

why the kindergarten would think

I'm desperately in need of

a child with a runny nose.

If I had a choice,

I would have my son

leave all his lifetime supply of snot

at the kindergarten,

and when he comes home at night, return to me

with perfectly dry nostrils.

In other consumer activities,

businesses wouldn't dare to be

so rude to us.

If I take clothes to the dry cleaner's, the dry

clean

's .

Feng,

while washing your clothes,

we lost a button.

Please come take it back quickly

or there won't be any buttons left.'

Impossible.

They would have to find my button, sew left.' Impossible. They would have to find my button,

sew it back on, swhi the yring sew ithi

home sew

ithe .

supposed to provide for the money they took.

Kindergartens should be the same.

In my ideal scenario,

the kindergarten would call me and say,

'Mr. Feng,

your son at our kindergarten

has a bit of a runny nose.'

I'd say, 'Fine,

so if my son's nose

stops running in the afternoon,

he

can come home in the evening.'

If it doesn't stop in the afternoon,

you'll have to keepnobeing after him

.

' runny nose is quite severe.'

I'd say, 'He wasn't running when I dropped him off!'

I sent him.

When I dropped him off, he was a perfectly fine child.

You broke it

sooo on need tos fusto to exti none to nex 到

broke 它 。

up on them.

I took out the SIM card and broke it.

I sold my house.

So the kindergarten could never

contact me again.

The principal has had to take my son

to

doctors all these years.

To get him back mal

mal

. apartment complex

after dinner,

holding my daughter's hand

for an evening walk.

I'd run into other parents from the complex

and

they would ask me:

Mr. Feng,

where's your son?

I 'd , I ask't,

Erankr

.

everyone, I'm Jia Deyu.

I'm currently doing my PhD.

I'm doing my PhD in Singapore,

I've been at it for many years,

now I'm in my sixth year.

I've put everyears, now I'm in my sixth year. I've put everynow in one perject, kt pa

yl .

published.

It feels like

doing a PhD is really like gambling.

I advise everyone

not to go to Southeast Asia

for anything without careful consideration.

Campus areas

are

also

a type of park

。 intelligence

because 'artificial' means man-made.

While humans are woman-made.

My mother doesn't know

what I do every day.

So I explained to her, that iirection

of AI research

is

teaching 到

felt confused myself.

We humans

can create humans directly, can't we?

Why do we need to first create

artificial intelligence

and then make it pretend to be human? Human-made ansans a humt as

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sthunthunththrth sthiethnth 好的i 好的' 好的'al 你

i'althith i 好的iih'h sthooi'alth sthooi'alth sthoo​​an sthalth iartnth 線 understand either.

She said, 'You've spent all these years on your PhD

just to create a fake person?'

If you were making real humans,

you'd have one in just a year.

Kids these days canet run runixer sooo sun​​yk sents cany run

s

.

I said, 'Mom,

our family probably doesn't need

that many errand-runners anyway.'

Besides, the cost-effectiveness of producing humans

is actually quite low.

Raising a child for six years jis run​​et ​​yyyce scan un

​​yyy

課reasoning at a young age.

Yushu Technology's robot

was on the Spring Festival Gala at just three years old.

Artificial intelligence can work for me

and make money from the moment it's created.

Anyway, there's no

Minorking

threction ym

Minor mythr

. mom's fault.

In AI terms,

she's my developer.

Some say my dad shares the blame,

but he

only contributed a bit of

training data.

And his training data

contained lots of garbage. He'duse proopiece sion ms​​ion shage

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
emotion /ɪˈmoʊʃən/ B2	noun - a strong feeling
salary /ˈsæləri/ A2	noun - money paid regularly for work
courage /ˈkɜːrɪdʒ/ B2	noun - bravery
curse /kɜːrs/ B2	verb - to swear at someone noun - a swear word
job /dʒɑːb/ A1	noun - paid work
marriage /ˈmærɪdʒ/ B1	noun - the state of being married
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B2	noun - ending of a marriage verb - to end a marriage
wear /weər/ A1	verb - to have clothes on
sensitive /ˈsensətɪv/ B2	adjective - easily upset by criticism
learn /lɜːrn/ A1	verb - to gain knowledge
academic /ˌækəˈdemɪk/ C1	adjective - related to education noun - a university teacher
pain /peɪn/ A2	noun - physical or emotional suffering
hire /ˈhaɪər/ B1	verb - to employ someone
novel /ˈnɑːvəl/ B2	noun - a long story adjective - new and unusual
comedy /ˈkɑːmədi/ B2	noun - humorous performance
PhD /ˌpiː eɪtʃ ˈdiː/ C1	noun - highest university degree
AI /ˌeɪ ˈaɪ/ C1	noun - artificial intelligence