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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

hello sheldon hello sheldon

we spent the whole day doing everything

i love drafting contracts arguing about

rules and most importantly never leaving

the house listen we realized that uh

we're facing some new challenges as a

married couple would you please help us

make a relationship agreement

[Music]

per our roommate agreement i present to

you the relationship agreement under

article 1 section 3 of our roommate

agreement i'm calling an emergency

meeting you are officially charged with

two violations of the roommate agreement

i have finally completed the penny

specific section of the new roommate

agreement feel free to retain a lawyer

20 years from now you're not going to be

sitting around talking about star trek

and reading comic books

would you like to bet on that

smell that

that's the smell of new comic books

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good news i just spoke to tommy clarkson

what are you crazy nope mom had me

tested hey first of all give it up dude

you're arguing with a crazy person i'm

not crazy my mother had me tested i'm

not crazy my mother had me tested i'm

not crazy my mother had me tested

actually i had him tested as a child

told you

can you open this

i'm making spaghetti with hot dogs cut

up in it

spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog

cut up in it

just like your mommy used to make

yummy yummy

[Music]

good news i found a way to take a break

from science that's great what is it a

fantasy book series called the lord of

the

rings hmm

what could we do that's fun

what did we do that's different

what could we do that's free no got it

there is a live-action role-playing

group that meets every thursday night in

griffith park and reenacts battles from

lord of the rings

hello billy sparks hello matilda sparks

i heard you're going to high school

tomorrow i am you're going to have to

find someone else to torment on the

playground uh when i was eight years old

billy sparks cornered me in the

playground i asked myself what would

spock do then i grabbed billy on his

shoulder and performed my first vulcan

nerve pinch did it work no no he broke

my collarbone

mima

mr moonpi how am i to help you

curious why do you call sheldon moonpie

oh look she calls you moonpie that is so

cute she calls me moon pie because i'm

nummy nummy and she could just eat me up

you could just eat it

what up moonpie

logan calls me moonpiper meanwhile

you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
contract /ˈkɒn.trækt/ B2	noun - a legally binding written agreement verb - to shrink; to make smaller
agreement /əˈɡriː.mənt/ B1	noun - a mutual arrangement or understanding
roommate /ˈruːm.meɪt/ B1	noun - a person who shares a room or dwelling
violation /ˌvaɪ.əˈleɪ.ʃən/ B2	noun - the act of breaking a rule or law
lawyer /ˈlɔː.jɚ/ B1	noun - a professional who practices law
married /ˈmær.id/ A2	adjective - having a spouse; united in marriage
challenge /ˈtʃæl.ɪndʒ/ B2	noun - a difficult task or problem verb - to invite someone to compete or prove themselves
Spock /spɒk/ B1	noun - the fictional Vulcan science officer from Star Trek
Vulcan /ˈvʌl.kən/ B2	noun - the fictional alien race to which Spock belongs
nerve /nɜːrv/ B1	noun - a bundle of fibers that transmits impulses between the brain and body
pinch /pɪntʃ/ B1	verb - to squeeze something between the fingers noun - a small amount taken by pinching
spaghetti /spəˈɡɛ.ti/ B1	noun - long, thin cylindrical pasta
comic /ˈkɒm.ɪk/ B1	noun - a book of illustrations telling a story, often humorous adjective - funny; causing laughter
lord /lɔːrd/ B2	noun - a title for a man of high rank or a ruler
rings /rɪŋz/ B1	noun - circular bands, often worn as jewelry
role‑playing /roʊl ˈpleɪ.ɪŋ/ C1	noun - the activity of adopting characters and acting out scenarios, often in games
battle /ˈbæ.təl/ B1	noun - a fight or combat between opposing forces verb - to fight or struggle against someone or something
crazy /ˈkreɪ.zi/ A2	adjective - insane; extremely enthusiastic or excited

Key Grammar Structures

• we spent the whole day doing everything

  ➔ Present Perfect Continuous

  ➔ The phrase "have/has been doing" highlights an action that started in the past and continues up to the present.

• i love drafting contracts arguing about rules

  ➔ Gerunds after Verbs

  ➔ The words "drafting" and "arguing" are gerunds, functioning as nouns to describe activities after the verb "love."

• we're facing some new challenges as a married couple

  ➔ Present Continuous for Future Arrangements

  ➔ The phrase "we're facing" uses the present continuous to describe a future situation or arrangement.

• would you please help us make a relationship agreement

  ➔ Polite Requests with 'Would'

  ➔ The use of "would you please" is a polite way to make a request.

• i'm calling an emergency meeting

  ➔ Present Continuous for Immediate Actions

  ➔ The phrase "I'm calling" uses the present continuous to indicate an action happening at the moment of speaking.

• you are officially charged with two violations

  ➔ Passive Voice

  ➔ The phrase "are officially charged" is in the passive voice, emphasizing the action rather than the doer.

• i have finally completed the penny specific section

  ➔ Present Perfect

  ➔ The phrase "have finally completed" uses the present perfect to indicate an action that was completed in the past with results relevant to the present.

• what could we do that's fun

  ➔ Relative Pronoun 'That'

  ➔ The word "that" is used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause that describes the noun "fun."