you know I had to wait till my dad fell
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asleep so I could steal his keys ready I
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was born ready
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I'm Ron Swanson this is a mistake why
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would you call it that on your menu and
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I know to tell you man just give me all
00:31
the bacon and eggs you have wait wait I
00:36
worry what you just heard was give me a
00:40
lot of bacon and eggs what I said was
00:42
give me all the bacon and eggs you have
00:45
do you understand this came out No
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I am starving I haven't had lunch since
01:03
yesterday so I'm gonna head over to
01:06
callaghan's oh no no no don't go there
01:07
they totally skimp on pickles let me go
01:09
to bighead joes for you they have the
01:11
most insane burritos I don't much go for
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ethnic food no trust me they have one
01:16
that's called the meat tornado literally
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killed a guy last year you had me at
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meat tornado I'm sorry about Andy but
01:24
I'm not sorry about what I did what's my
01:30
crime I got bold in the little negligent
01:33
no my office now hey you smoke in here
01:38
you don't smoke
01:44
just asking if I can are you high
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I'm high on kaboom don't ask for
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permission ask for forgiveness
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that's right you never did ask me for
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permission did you well I'm sorry to
01:55
burst your bubble but I just had my ass
01:58
handed to me by the city manager and now
02:00
this entire department is crude Ron I'm
02:03
so so so sorry
02:08
what that cook were you thinking I would
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prefer that she asked me for my
02:13
permission so I can say no I like saying
02:15
no it lowers their enthusiasm I'm hungry
02:18
okay well don't be such a baby I cooked
02:25
you some bacon for a trail snack I hate
02:28
it already what I could smell it in your
02:30
purse before I even parked my car and
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now it's gone and I hate everything Ron
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Swanson will be next when it comes to
02:39
government hearings the only type of
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witness I enjoy being is a hostile one
02:44
that's why I intend to answer every one
02:47
of their questions with the question
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were you aware that all of the
02:53
entertainment and food was provided by
02:56
rec center teachers would I have stayed
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if I knew that I don't know what do you
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have what do you have no I wouldn't have
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did you hear Leslie and make any
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promises what constitutes a promise a
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quid pro quo oh do you know Latin okay
03:10
thank you Ron are we done would you like
03:15
to sample our vegan bacon 100% meatless
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yes please
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another please
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sir is there a problem I'm just making
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sure no one ever has to eat this I don't
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think I can give you any more I want one
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beer Garth um wasn't sticker outfit
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collie was the fourth round Indianapolis
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Colts know how to draft so well they
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really do
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Andy this was delicious
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it's awesome it's a whole new meat
04:01
delivery system thank you so we say we
04:04
go out to the parking lot run a few pass
04:08
plays to burn off the calories you are
04:10
an unstoppable good idea machine I like
04:12
Andy I'm surrounded by a lot of women in
04:17
this department and that includes the
04:20
man up
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hey man reading the defense graduate
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[Laughter]
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let's cut the bull
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I want me Tom and all the other ladies
04:42
included on your hunting trip hunting
04:44
trip we're doing a trail survey Leslie
04:47
literally listening to turkey calls is
04:51
this not rap run can you make the
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opening remarks I just I'm not in the
05:00
mood neither am I ever what's wrong with
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you you live for this kind of stuff I
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don't have it in me right now Ron please
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do it for me make the speech Ron please
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please give the speech room yes please
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Ron please please give a speech please
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give the speech yes yes yes yes yes yes
05:17
yes yes please please please please
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please please please please yes yes all
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right damn it woman okay everyone shut
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up and look at me
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welcome to visions of nature this room
05:30
has several paintings in it some are big
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some are small people did them and they
05:35
are here now I believe that after this
05:38
is over they'll be hung in government
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buildings why the government is involved
05:42
in an art show is beyond me I also think
05:43
it's pointless for a human to paint
05:47
scenes of nature when they could just go
05:49
outside and stand in it anyway please do
05:51
not misinterpret the fact that I am
05:54
talking right now as genuine interest in
05:55
art and attempt to discuss it with me
05:58
further end of speech Ron wake up
06:01
Ron wake up its Leslie Oh God you having
06:09
a bad dream
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no I suffer from a disorder called sleep
06:13
fighting must be terrible only when I'm
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losing it's really good to see you Ron
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you've aged horribly you son of a
06:23
and didn't oh my god
06:28
what is your problem I did okay that
06:31
what you want to do we're fine we're
06:37
fine
06:39
please when you're metal in someone's
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personal life it's just so rewarding
06:44
hey if you see Andy will you not tell
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him I'm here okay because of what
07:17
happened I don't want him to things up
07:20
don't want to know the less I know about
07:21
other people's affairs the happier I am
07:24
I'm not interested in caring about
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people I once worked with a guy for
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three years and never learned his name
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best friend I ever had
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we still never talk sometimes no Leslie
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I thought I was supposed to lay the
07:41
ceremonial wreath
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why is councilman Howser doing it
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because you are doing something better
07:46
you are lighting the memorial flame
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which is the greatest honor of all oh my
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god Ron congratulations I saved it for
07:55
you Ron who caught you guys a very nosy
07:58
maintenance worker and we talked to him
08:02
and now we're all friends and he's not
08:04
gonna do it slowly fine I think if you
08:06
would know one thing about me it would
08:08
be that I prefer laying wreaths to
08:10
lighting torches I have cried twice in
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my life once when I was seven and I was
08:16
hit by his school bus and then again
08:19
when I heard that little Sebastian had
08:22
passed his memory will live on as today
08:24
we light a fire that will burn on for
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eternity oh my god okay deep breaths I
08:33
think we got for us
08:37
hey Jerri you put propane in the eternal
08:39
flame right no they were out yeah so I
08:41
just got a big thing a lighter fluids
08:44
kind of the same thing
08:45
excuse me there's a sign it ramps at
08:58
park that says do not drink the
09:02
sprinkler water so I made some tea with
09:03
it and now I have an infection sir
09:06
sir are are you are you are you
09:09
listening to me sir
09:12
sir I'm talking to you sir
09:13
sir are you aware that there is waste in
09:16
your water system Tom and April were
09:22
excellent witnesses in my defense
09:24
unfortunately every single word out of
09:27
their mouths was a lie there's only one
09:29
thing I hate more than lying
09:31
skim milk which is water that's lying
09:33
about being milk
09:36
[Laughter]
09:40
[Music]
09:44
you
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Letras y Traducción
[Español]
Sabes que tuve que esperar a que mi papá se durmiera para poder robarle las llaves. Listo, nací listo.
...
Soy Ron Swanson, esto es un error. ¿Por qué lo llamarías así en tu menú?
I'm Ron Swanson this is a mistake why
Y yo que sé, solo dame todo el tocino y los huevos que tengas. Espera, espera.
I know to tell you man just give me all
the bacon and eggs you have wait wait I
Me preocupa que lo que acabas de escuchar fue "dame mucho tocino y huevos", pero lo que dije fue...
lot of bacon and eggs what I said was
"Dame todo el tocino y los huevos que tengas". ¿Entiendes?
do you understand this came out No
Estoy muerto de hambre, no como desde ayer. Así que iré a Callaghan's.
yesterday so I'm gonna head over to
No, no, no vayas allí, son muy tacaños con los pepinillos. Mejor ve a Bighead Joe's, tienen...
they totally skimp on pickles let me go
to bighead joes for you they have the
los burritos más locos. No soy muy fan de la comida étnica, pero confía en mí, tienen uno que se llama...
ethnic food no trust me they have one
"Tornado de carne", literalmente mató a un tipo el año pasado. Me convenciste con "tornado de carne".
killed a guy last year you had me at
Lo siento por Andy, pero no por lo que hice. ¿Cuál es mi crimen? Fui un poco negligente.
I'm not sorry about what I did what's my
crime I got bold in the little negligent
No, en mi oficina ahora. Oye, ¿fumas aquí?
Tú no fumas.
Solo pregunto si puedo. ¿Estás drogado?
I'm high on kaboom don't ask for
Estoy drogado con kaboom. No pidas permiso, pide perdón.
Exacto, nunca me pediste permiso, ¿o sí? Bueno, lo siento por reventar tu burbuja, pero...
permission did you well I'm sorry to
burst your bubble but I just had my ass
el gerente de la ciudad me acaba de regañar y ahora todo el departamento está en problemas.
this entire department is crude Ron I'm
Lo siento mucho, mucho, mucho.
¿En qué pensabas al cocinar eso? Preferiría que me pidieras permiso para decir que no.
prefer that she asked me for my
Me gusta decir que no, baja su entusiasmo. Tengo hambre.
no it lowers their enthusiasm I'm hungry
Bueno, no seas tan quejica. Te cociné tocino para un tentempié.
you some bacon for a trail snack I hate
Ya lo odio, lo olí en tu bolso antes incluso de aparcar el coche.
purse before I even parked my car and
Y ahora se ha ido, y odio todo. Ron Swanson será el siguiente en las audiencias gubernamentales.
Swanson will be next when it comes to
El único tipo de testigo que disfruto ser es uno hostil. Por eso pienso responder...
witness I enjoy being is a hostile one
that's why I intend to answer every one
a todas sus preguntas con otra pregunta. ¿Sabías que todo el entretenimiento y la comida...
were you aware that all of the
entertainment and food was provided by
fueron proporcionados por los profesores del centro recreativo? ¿Me habría quedado si lo hubiera sabido?
if I knew that I don't know what do you
No lo sé. ¿Tienes algo? No, no lo habría hecho.
¿Oíste a Leslie hacer alguna promesa? ¿Qué constituye una promesa? Un quid pro quo.
promises what constitutes a promise a
quid pro quo oh do you know Latin okay
Gracias, Ron. ¿Hemos terminado? ¿Quieres probar nuestro tocino vegano 100% sin carne?
to sample our vegan bacon 100% meatless
Sí, por favor.
Otro, por favor.
Señor, ¿hay algún problema? Solo me aseguro de que nadie tenga que comer esto nunca más.
sure no one ever has to eat this I don't
No creo poder darte más. Quiero una cerveza.
beer Garth um wasn't sticker outfit
Collie fue en la cuarta ronda de los Indianapolis Colts. Saben draftear muy bien.
Colts know how to draft so well they
really do
Andy, esto estaba delicioso.
Es increíble, es un sistema de entrega de carne completamente nuevo. Gracias.
delivery system thank you so we say we
Vamos al estacionamiento a hacer unos pases para quemar calorías.
plays to burn off the calories you are
Eres una máquina de ideas imparable. Me caes bien, Andy.
Estoy rodeado de muchas mujeres en este departamento, y eso incluye al hombre.
this department and that includes the
man up
Oye, leyendo la defensa, graduado.
[Laughter]
Vamos al grano.
Quiero que Tom y todas las demás chicas estén incluidas en tu viaje de caza.
included on your hunting trip hunting
No es un viaje de caza, estamos haciendo un estudio de senderos. Leslie, literalmente...
escuchar llamadas de pavos no es rap. ¿Puedes hacer los comentarios de apertura?
this not rap run can you make the
No estoy de humor. Ni yo nunca. ¿Qué te pasa? Vives para esto.
mood neither am I ever what's wrong with
No lo tengo en mí ahora, Ron, por favor, hazlo por mí.
don't have it in me right now Ron please
Ron, por favor, da el discurso. Por favor, por favor, da el discurso.
please give the speech room yes please
Ron, por favor, por favor, da un discurso. Por favor, da el discurso.
give the speech yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes please please please please
please please please please yes yes all
¡Maldita sea, mujer! Bien, todos cállense y mírenme.
up and look at me
Bienvenidos a "Visiones de la naturaleza". Esta sala tiene varios cuadros, algunos grandes, otros pequeños.
has several paintings in it some are big
La gente los hizo y están aquí ahora. Creo que después de esto los colgarán en edificios gubernamentales.
are here now I believe that after this
is over they'll be hung in government
buildings why the government is involved
Por qué el gobierno está involucrado en una exposición de arte es algo que no entiendo.
También creo que es inútil que un humano pinte escenas de la naturaleza cuando podría simplemente salir y estar en ella.
scenes of nature when they could just go
outside and stand in it anyway please do
De todos modos, no malinterpreten el hecho de que esté hablando ahora como un interés genuino en el arte.
talking right now as genuine interest in
art and attempt to discuss it with me
y traten de discutirlo conmigo. Fin del discurso. Ron, despierta.
Ron, despierta, soy Leslie. Oh Dios, ¿estabas teniendo una pesadilla?
a bad dream
No, sufro de un trastorno llamado "lucha contra el sueño". Debe ser terrible.
Solo cuando pierdo. Es bueno verte, Ron. Te has puesto horrible.
losing it's really good to see you Ron
Y no, oh Dios mío. ¿Cuál es tu problema? Estoy bien.
and didn't oh my god
what is your problem I did okay that
¿Qué quieres hacer? Estamos bien.
fine
Por favor, cuando te metes en la vida personal de alguien, es tan gratificante.
personal life it's just so rewarding
Oye, si ves a Andy, no le digas que estoy aquí. Por lo que pasó, no quiero que se entere.
him I'm here okay because of what
No quiero saber. Mientras menos sepa de los asuntos de los demás, más feliz soy.
don't want to know the less I know about
No me interesa preocuparme por la gente con la que trabajé. Una vez trabajé con un tipo durante tres años...
I'm not interested in caring about
people I once worked with a guy for
y nunca aprendí su nombre. El mejor amigo que he tenido.
best friend I ever had
Aún no hablamos a veces. No, Leslie, pensé que se suponía que yo pondría la corona ceremonial.
I thought I was supposed to lay the
ceremonial wreath
¿Por qué lo está haciendo el concejal Howser? Porque estás haciendo algo mejor.
because you are doing something better
Estás encendiendo la llama conmemorativa, que es el mayor honor de todos.
which is the greatest honor of all oh my
Oh Dios mío, Ron, felicidades. Lo guardé para ti, Ron.
you Ron who caught you guys a very nosy
Un trabajador de mantenimiento muy entrometido nos atrapó, hablamos con él y ahora somos amigos.
and now we're all friends and he's not
y no lo va a hacer lentamente. Bien, creo que si supieras una cosa sobre mí, sería que prefiero poner coronas a encender antorchas.
would know one thing about me it would
be that I prefer laying wreaths to
He llorado dos veces en mi vida: una cuando tenía siete años y me atropelló el autobús escolar, y otra...
my life once when I was seven and I was
hit by his school bus and then again
cuando supe que el pequeño Sebastian había muerto. Su memoria vivirá para siempre, ya que hoy encendemos un fuego...
passed his memory will live on as today
que arderá por la eternidad. Oh Dios mío, respira hondo. Creo que lo logramos.
eternity oh my god okay deep breaths I
think we got for us
Oye, Jerri, ¿pusiste propano en la llama eterna? No, se les había acabado, así que conseguí un montón de líquido para encendedores.
flame right no they were out yeah so I
just got a big thing a lighter fluids
Es más o menos lo mismo.
Disculpe, hay un letrero en el parque que dice "No beber el agua de los aspersores". Hice té con ella y ahora tengo una infección.
park that says do not drink the
sprinkler water so I made some tea with
it and now I have an infection sir
Señor, ¿me está escuchando?
listening to me sir
Señor, le estoy hablando.
Señor, ¿sabe que hay residuos en su sistema de agua? Tom y April fueron excelentes testigos en mi defensa.
your water system Tom and April were
excellent witnesses in my defense
Desafortunadamente, cada palabra que salió de sus bocas fue una mentira. Solo hay una cosa que odio más que mentir:
their mouths was a lie there's only one
thing I hate more than lying
la leche descremada, que es agua que miente sobre ser leche.
about being milk
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Vocabulario clave
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steal stɛl A2 |
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bacon ˈbeɪkən A1 |
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burritos bəˈriːtoʊz A2 |
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tornado tɔrˈneɪdoʊ A2 |
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negligent ˈnɛɡlɪdʒənt B1 |
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enthusiasm ɛnˈθuːziˌæzəm A2 |
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vegan ˈviːɡən A2 |
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calories ˈkæləriːz A2 |
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unstoppable ʌnˈstɑpəbəl B1 |
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defense dɪˈfɛns A2 |
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graduate ˈɡrædʒuət A2 |
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survey sɜrˈveɪ B1 |
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remarks rɪˈmɑrks A2 |
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ceremonial ˌsɛrəˈmoʊniəl B1 |
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eternity ɪˈtɜrnɪti B1 |
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Estructuras gramaticales clave
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you know I had to wait till my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys ready I was born ready
➔ Pretérito Perfecto de Subjuntivo (had to wait), Infinitivo de propósito (to steal), Pretérito Simple (fell, was)
➔ "had to wait" expresa una obligación pasada. "to steal" explica *por qué* esperó. "fell" y "was" describen acciones completadas en el pasado.
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I'm Ron Swanson this is a mistake why would you call it that on your menu
➔ Pregunta de Etiqueta (this is a mistake), Verbo Modal para Especulación (would)
➔ "this is a mistake" es una afirmación seguida de una pregunta de etiqueta que busca confirmación. "would you" expresa sorpresa y cuestiona la elección del menú.
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do you understand this came out No
➔ Pregunta de Etiqueta (do you understand), Oración Escindida (this came out)
➔ "do you understand" busca confirmación de la comprensión. "this came out" enfatiza la propia enunciación.
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I don't much go for ethnic food no trust me they have one that's called the meat tornado
➔ Inversión Negativa (don't much go), Cláusula Relativa (that's called the meat tornado)
➔ "don't much go" es una negación enfática, lo que significa que realmente no le gusta. "that's called..." proporciona información adicional sobre el burrito.
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I'm high on kaboom don't ask for permission ask for forgiveness
➔ Frase Preposicional como Adjetivo (high on kaboom), Modo Imperativo (ask for forgiveness)
➔ "high on kaboom" describe su estado mental. La segunda oración es una orden directa, que aboga por una filosofía controvertida.
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