And now as I understand it,
00:16
the House Cup needs awarding,
00:18
and the points stand thus.
00:20
Gryffindor with 312 points.
00:25
Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin.
01:14
Well done, Slytherin.
01:16
recent events must be taken into account,
01:18
last minute points to award.
01:24
To Miss Hermione Granger
01:28
for the cool use of intellect
01:31
while others were in grave peril.
01:34
to Mr Ronald Weasley
01:51
for the best played game of chess
01:54
that Hogwarts has seen these many years.
01:56
for pure love and outstanding courage.
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I award Gryffindor house,
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We're tied with Slytherin.
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it takes a great deal of bravery
02:33
to stand up to your enemies.
02:36
But a great deal more
02:38
to stand up to your friends.
02:39
to Neville Longbottom.
02:45
Assuming that my calculations are correct,
03:02
that a change of decoration is in order.
03:05
Gryffindor wins the House Cup.
03:15
[Molly] Here we go.
03:31
Sit down, everybody.
03:39
[Arthur] And a nice big box for Ron.
03:43
[Molly] Big box for you. And, um ...
03:45
Oh, Fred and George.
03:49
I want to see your faces.
03:52
[Ginny] Thanks, Mum. It's perfect.
03:56
Just what he wanted, actually.
03:57
Thanks, Mum, it's wicked.
04:01
[Molly] Come on then, everybody.
04:02
Let's clear this away.
04:03
Lovely to have you with us.
04:12
[Molly] Now, Daddy.
04:14
Pass that to Daddy.
04:15
[Arthur] Thank you.
04:16
[Molly] Is everybody good?
04:17
[Molly] Fred, George?
04:18
Hermione, make sure your mug is—
04:20
[Arthur] A Christmas toast!
04:21
To Mr Harry Potter.
04:22
I would not be here.
04:27
Parvati Patil said that she wouldn't
05:09
come out of the girls' bathroom.
05:11
She said that she'd been in there
05:13
all afternoon, crying.
05:14
Troll in the dungeon!
05:22
Troll in the dungeon!
05:26
Thought you ought to know.
05:32
Everyone will, please,
05:45
prefects will lead their house
05:52
back to the dormitories.
05:54
Teachers will follow me
05:57
[Prefect] Hufflepuffs this way!
06:01
Welcome back, Sir Nicholas.
06:06
Good evening, Sir Nicholas.
06:10
Good to see you, Sir Nicholas.
06:12
Hermione, welcome back!
06:20
Thanks, Sir Nicholas.
06:23
Welcome back, Hermione.
06:58
It's good to be back.
07:00
I can't believe you solved it.
07:03
Well, we had loads of help from you.
07:05
We couldn't have done it without you.
07:07
Could I have your attention, please?
07:13
Before we begin the feast,
07:20
let us have a round of applause
07:22
for Professor Sprout,
07:25
whose Mandrake juice has been so
07:29
successfully administered
07:31
to all who had been Petrified.
07:33
Also, in light of the recent events,
07:46
all exams have been cancelled.
07:52
The owl that delivered my release papers
08:25
got all lost and confused.
08:27
Some ruddy bird called Errol.
08:30
Well, I'd just like to say that, uh,
08:49
if it hadn't been for you, Harry,
08:51
and Hermione, of course.
08:55
I'd still be you-know-where.
09:01
So, I'd just like to say,
09:02
Not that either of you asked,
09:09
recommend learning Charms.
09:11
Uh, we encountered some complications.
09:15
We encountered some complications.
09:18
Jacob tried to murder Grindewald?
09:25
Is it really snakewood?
09:29
Yes, this is really a snakewood.
09:31
It's very powerful.
09:38
If it got in the wrong hands,
09:40
you know, mess you up.
09:41
Where did you get it?
09:43
I got it for Christmas.
09:46
It's my wizard friends, Newt and Theseus.
09:52
We're like this, okay?
09:54
And that's me right there.
09:56
I gotta go. All right.
09:56
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
10:00
Can you believe this place?
10:02
They got pint-sized
10:03
little witches and wizards
10:04
running around here.
10:04
I was the assassin.
10:08
Newt and Theseus both went to Hogwarts.
10:09
Well, they're being very nice to me.
10:12
The Slytherin boys over there,
10:14
they gave me these.
10:15
cockroach clusters much myself,
10:19
although Honeydukes are
10:20
supposed to be the best.
10:22
Do you ever stop eating?
10:31
[Umbridge] Pardon me, Professor,
10:45
but what exactly are you insinuating?
10:46
I can't believe it, she's done it again.
11:17
Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl
11:20
seems to be developing
11:22
a taste for famous wizards.
11:23
Her latest prey, sources report,
11:25
is none other than the Bulgarian bon-bon,
11:28
No word yet on how Harry Potter's
11:32
taking this latest emotional blow.
11:33
Parcel for you, Mr Weasley.
11:37
Ah, thank you, Nigel.
11:39
I told him I'd get him Harry's autograph.
11:57
Ooh, look. Mum's sent me something.
12:02
Mum's sent me a dress.
12:12
Well, it does match your eyes.
12:14
Put those down, Harry.
12:18
Ginny, these must be for you.
12:21
I'm not wearing that.
12:22
They're not for Ginny.
12:28
Let the feast begin.
12:38
Bit of a nasty shock
13:03
for him when he found out.
13:04
talking to Professor Quirrell?
13:10
Oh, that's Professor Snape,
13:11
head of Slytherin house.
13:13
it's the Dark Arts he fancies.
13:17
He's been after Quirrell's job for years.
13:19
Welcome to Gryffindor.
13:29
Look, it's the Bloody Baron!
13:43
Hello, Sir Nicholas.
13:50
Have a nice summer?
13:51
Once again, my request
13:54
to join the Headless Hunt has been denied.
13:55
You're Nearly Headless Nick.
14:03
I prefer Sir Nicholas, if you don't mind.
14:05
How can you be nearly headless?
14:09
Good evening, children.
14:32
Now, we have two changes
14:35
in staffing this year.
14:37
We're pleased to welcome back
14:38
Professor Grubbly-Plank
14:40
who'll be taking care of magical creatures
14:41
while Professor Hagrid
14:44
is on temporary leave.
14:45
We also wish to welcome our new
14:49
Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher,
14:50
Professor Dolores Umbridge.
14:53
I'm sure you'll all join me
14:56
in wishing the professor good luck.
14:58
As usual, our caretaker Mr Filch
15:01
has asked me to remind you —
15:03
Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on.
15:13
Ron's right, Harry.
15:16
You're gonna need your strength today.
15:17
Good luck today, Potter.
15:22
Then again, now that you've proven yourself
15:25
a little game of Quidditch
15:28
should be easy work for you.
15:29
Even if it is against Slytherin.
15:31
That explains the blood.
15:42
I'm guessing Snape let the troll in
15:47
so he could try and get past
15:50
that three-headed dog.
15:52
But, he got himself bitten.
15:53
That's why he's limping.
15:55
But why would anyone go near that dog?
15:56
The day I was at Gringotts,
15:59
Hagrid took something
16:00
out of one of the vaults.
16:01
Said it was Hogwarts business,
16:02
So you're saying...
16:06
That's what the dog's guarding.
16:07
That's what Snape wants.
16:09
Bit early for mail, isn't it?
16:25
It's not just a broomstick, Harry.
16:43
It's a Nimbus 2000!
16:45
So, tell me, Cormac,
16:55
you see anything of your
16:55
Uncle Tiberius these days?
16:56
In fact I'm meant to
go hunting with him and
16:59
the Minister for Magic over the holidays.
17:01
Be sure to give them both my best.
17:04
What about your uncle, Belby?
17:07
For those of you who don't know,
17:09
Marcus's uncle invented
17:10
the Wolfsbane Potion.
17:11
Is he working on anything new?
17:12
Him and Dad don't get on.
17:15
Probably 'cause my dad
17:17
says Potions are rubbish.
17:18
Says the only potion worth having
17:20
is a stiff one at the end of the day.
17:21
What about you, Miss Granger?
17:23
What exactly does your family do
17:24
in the Muggle world?
17:26
My parents are dentists.
17:29
They tend to people's teeth.
17:35
And is that considered
17:39
a dangerous profession?
17:40
one boy, Robbie Fenwick,
17:46
did bite my father once.
17:48
He needed ten stitches.
17:50
They've been fighting again.
18:05
Sorry, I'm not usually late.
18:08
Just in time for dessert.
18:16
That is, if Belby's left you any.
18:17
Um, Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
18:39
Yes, dear. It was on the cat.
18:41
She's been talking about you all summer.
18:52
Dead annoying really.
18:54
[Molly] Morning, Arthur.
[Ron] Morning, Dad.
18:57
Dad works in the Ministry of Magic.
19:03
In the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office.
19:05
thinks they're fascinating.
19:09
Ron's told us all about you, of course.
19:25
When did he get here?
19:27
Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours
19:31
to Surrey and back last night.
19:34
Oh, Dad, absolutely —
19:38
that was very wrong indeed, boys.
19:41
You must know all about Muggles.
19:47
is the function of a rubber duck?
19:52
Oh, that'll be Errol with the post.
19:58
Oh, fetch it will you, Percy, please?
20:07
[Ron] He's always doing that.
20:10
Oh, look. It's our Hogwarts letters.
20:15
And they've sent us Harry's as well.
20:18
Dumbledore must know you're here, Harry.
20:19
Doesn't miss a trick that man.
20:21
This lot won't come cheap, Mum.
20:23
The spellbooks alone are very expensive.
20:24
There's only one place
20:29
we're gonna get all of this.
20:30
Good luck today, Ron.
20:39
Ron, you're a loser!
20:44
I'm counting on you, Ron.
20:45
I've two Galleons on Gryffindor, yeah?
20:46
Look at the state of him.
20:50
So, how was it, then?
21:03
Pretty boring, actually.
21:08
Though I think Harry enjoyed dessert.
21:10
Slughorn's having a Christmas do, you know.
21:16
And we're meant to bring someone.
21:19
I expect you'll be bringing McLaggen.
21:21
He's in the Slug Club, isn't he?
21:22
Actually, I was going to ask you.
21:25
Good luck today, Ron.
21:30
I know you'll be brilliant.
21:33
After today's match,
21:40
McLaggen can have my spot.
21:41
You look dreadful, Ron.
21:50
Is that why you put something in his cup?
21:52
Don't drink it, Ron!
22:05
You could be expelled for that.
22:14
I don't know what you're talking about.
22:15
We've got a game to win.
22:20
You prefer pie or strudel?
22:47
I really don't have a preference.
22:52
You prefer strudel, huh, honey?
22:59
Well, sit down, Mr Scamander.
23:24
Not gonna poison you.
23:29