目撃！テト31世 – Bilingual Lyrics Japanese/English

• By: 雨衣, 重音テト

Lyrics & Translation

Dive into the electrifying world of Japanese Vocaloid music with "目撃！テト31世"! This track, featuring the unique voice of Kasane Teto, is a thrilling blend of high-energy sound and intriguing lyrical content, perfect for anyone wanting to explore the fun and complexity of modern Japanese internet music culture.

[English]

Your best feature

Your cutest trait

What is it?

Your heel?

Shot through the heart

Something that jumps out

What is it?

Your heart?

As it grows bigger

It hardens

What is it?

Uh...

You're my number one

You make my heart race

Who—

Is it?

It must be me, right?

Not at all!

Party, party, party, party!

Today’s the 31st

Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

Teto is 31

Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie!

Today’s the 31st

What’s it written as in English?

Party, party, party, party!

Though I’m irresponsible

Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

I’ll take it from you

Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie!

It won’t hurt

For the first time

I’ll take it from you!

To all the good kids

Now, I’ve come to take your [blank]!

from Teto the 31st

P.S. By the way, I—

Would never steal masterpieces or treasures, got it?

...Really, I wouldn’t!

Oh, and one last thing, I really need to tell Ui...

Can I say something weird?

Marry me!

There’s no way I’d marry you!

Nuuuuuu!

Party, party, party, party!

Today’s the 31st

Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

Teto is 31

Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie!

Today’s the 31st

Yummy, yummy, cookie, cookie!

Chocolate!

Party, party, party, party!

It’s not me who’s irresponsible

Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

It’s not me!

Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie!

Don’t get the wrong idea

I’ll take it from you all!

Catch me

If you can stand up

If you can win

If you can win

Try to catch me!

[Japanese]

（テト）君の一番

（テト）かわいいところ

（テト）な〜んだ？

（雨衣）かかと？

（テト）撃ち抜かれたり

（テト）とびでちゃうもの

（テト）な〜んだ？

（雨衣）ハート？

（テト）大きくなると

（テト）固くなるもの

（テト）な〜んだ？

（雨衣）あー…

（テト）君が一番

（テト）ドキドキするの

（テト）だ〜れ〜

（テト）だ〜？

（テト）僕のことでしょう？

（雨衣）ちがうがー？

（テト）Party, party, party, party!

（雨衣）Today’s the 31st

（テト）Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

（雨衣）Teto is 31

（テト）Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie!

（雨衣）Today’s the 31st

（テト）英語じゃ何って書くない

（雨衣）Party, party, party, party!

（テト）無責任だけど

（雨衣）Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

（テト）奪ったげるわ

（雨衣）Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie!

（テト）痛くしないから

（テト）はじめて

（テト）僕が奪ったげるわー

（雨衣）よいこのみんなへ

（雨衣）今からボクは、おまえらの⚪︎⚪︎⚪︎をいただきに参上します！

（雨衣、テト）from テト３１世

（テト）P.S. ちなみにボクは〜・・・

（テト）名画も秘宝も、絶〜〜っ対奪ったりなんてしないんだからね？

（テト）…ほ、本当だよ？

（テト）あ、あと、最後に一言を、ういちゃんにどうしても伝えたいがあるんだ…

（テト）おかしなこと言ってもいい？

（テト）僕と結婚してくれ！

（雨衣）おまえと…結婚…するワケないんだが〜？？

（テト）ぬああああー！

（テト）Party, party, party, party!

（雨衣）Today’s the 31st

（テト）Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

（雨衣）Teto is 31

（テト）Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie!

（雨衣）Today’s the 31st

（雨衣）Yummy, yummy, cookie, cookie!

（雨衣）チョコレ〜トー！

（雨衣、テト）Party, party, party, party!

（テト）無責任なのは

（雨衣、テト）Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin!

（テト）僕じゃないわ！

（テト、雨衣）Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie!

（テト）勘違いしないで

（テト）君たち、僕が奪ったげるわー

（テト）捕まえ

（テト）立てるものなら

（テト）勝てるものなら

（テト）勝てるものなら

（テト）捕まえてみろよー

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
君 /kimi/ A2	pronoun - you (singular, informal)
かわいい /kawaiː/ A2	adjective - cute
ところ /tokoro/ B1	noun - place, point, spot
撃ち抜かれたり /uchinukareri/ B2	verb - shot through, pierced
大きくなる /ookiku naru/ B1	verb - to grow bigger
固くなる /katakunaru/ B2	verb - to become hard
ドキドキ /dokidoki/ A2	adjective - heart pounding, nervousness
奪った /ubamatta/ B2	verb - stolen, took away
勝てる /kateru/ B2	verb - can win
捕まえる /tsukamaeru/ B2	verb - to catch
勝てるものなら /kateru mono nara/ B2	phrase - if one can win
パーティ /paːtiː/ A1	noun - party
パンプキン /pampukin/ A1	noun - pumpkin
Zombie /ˈzɒm.bi/ B2	noun - zombie

Key Grammar Structures

• 撃ち抜かれたり とびでちゃうもの

  ➔ Potential passive form and colloquial contraction

  ➔ In the sentence '撃ち抜かれたり とびでちゃうもの', the words '撃ち抜かれたり' (passive potential, implying 'if shot through/affected') and 'とびでちゃう' (colloquial contraction of 'とびでしまう' meaning 'end up bouncing') illustrate advanced casual expressions.

• 大きくなると 固くなるもの

  ➔ Conditional particle と and nominalizer もの

  ➔ In the sentence '大きくなると 固くなるもの', '大きくなると' uses the particle 'と' to indicate 'when/if ~ becomes big', connecting a conditional premise, while '固くなるもの' employs 'もの' as a nominalizer turning the phrase into 'the thing that becomes hard', adding abstract generalization.

• 君が一番 ドキドキするの

  ➔ Subject particle が and nominalizer の

  ➔ In the sentence '君が一番 ドキドキするの', '君が' uses 'が' to mark 'you' as the subject triggering the excitement, while 'ドキドキするの' includes 'の' as a nominalizer, making the action 'the one that makes ~ throb/excite' into a noun-like phrase for emphasis or reference.

• 僕のことでしょう？

  ➔ Speculative form with でしょう

  ➔ In the sentence '僕のことでしょう？', 'でしょう' adds a speculative tone, suggesting probability or assumption as in 'It's probably about me', used for polite conjecture in conversational contexts.

• 奪ったげるわ

  ➔ Benefactive verb construct with あげる

  ➔ In the sentence '奪ったげるわ', '奪ったげる' combines the verb '奪う' (to take) with 'あげる' (to give), creating a benefactive meaning 'I'll take it for you/aggressively', conveying aggressive favor in colloquial speech.

• 痛くしないから

  ➔ Te-form + particle から for reason

  ➔ In the sentence '痛くしないから', the te-form of '痛くする' (痛くする) combines with 'から' to indicate reason or cause, meaning 'because I won't make it hurt', providing justification in conditional assurances.

• 絶対奪ったりなんてしないんだからね？

  ➔ Double negation and emphatic なんて

  ➔ In the sentence '絶対奪ったりなんてしないんだからね？', 'しない' (won't do) creates double negation with emphatic context, while 'なんて' adds emphasis on dismissal, meaning 'I absolutely won't do anything like taking art/treasures, got it?', reinforcing denial colloquially.

• どうしても伝えたいがあるんだ…

  ➔ Adverbial phrase どうしても for insistence

  ➔ In the sentence 'どうしても伝えたいがあるんだ…', 'どうしても' emphasizes strong insistence or inevitability, meaning 'by all means' or 'absolutely want to tell', expressing compulsion before conveying a message.

• 勝てるものなら

  ➔ Conditional phrase ものなら implying challenge

  ➔ In the sentence '勝てるものなら', the phrase 'ものなら' implies a conditional challenge, meaning 'if you can win' or 'go ahead and try', used provocatively to invite proof of capability.