[Tiếng Việt]
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK TODAY.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> OF COURSE.
>> I FEEL THE SAME WAY
SOMETIMES.
>> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
>> James: LET'S SEE WHO WE
HAVE GOT HERE.
Tôi chán ngấy tình yêu cũ kỹ ấy, nó làm tôi tan nát.
Tôi chán ngấy tình yêu cũ kỹ ấy, cơ thể tôi đã đủ rồi.
Ôi tình yêu cũ kỹ ấy.
Ôi.
Tình yêu cũ kỹ ấy.
Đó là tất cả.
Tôi chán ngấy nó.
Tôi chán ngấy nó.
Chán ngấy tình yêu ấy.
(APPLAUSE)
>> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
FUN BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK.
YOU'RE ALWAYS WORKING.
>> James: I CAN'T, IT'S THE
BIG TIME, 12:37, CBS.
>> BUT YOU'RE KIND OF THE BOSS,
SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A DETOUR
FOR A SECOND.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> JUST TRUST ME, JUST TRUST ME
A LITTLE BIT.
>> James: OKAY, BUT I REALLY
CAN'T BE LATE TO WORK.
>> NO, WE'LL BE FINE.
IT WILL BE FAST.
>> James: FAST, ALL RIGHT.
OH.
>> OH YEAH.
Khi bạn sẵn sàng, hãy đến và lấy đi.
Nah, nah, na.
Khi bạn sẵn sàng, hãy đến và lấy đi, na, na, na, na, na.
Khi bạn sẵn sàng, khi bạn re-e-e-ren.
Khi bạn sẵn sàng, hãy đến và lấy đi.
♪ WHOOO!
>> James: OH MY GOD!
BABY I'M ADDICTED.
♪ OH, GOD, THAT WAS NO FUN.
OH.
>> WHOOO!
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
>> James: AS MUCH AS PEOPLE
NORMALLY DO.
>> IT KEEPS YOU GOING.
>> James: GETS YOU GOING THE
WRONG WAY.
>> NOW YOU'RE READY TO START
YOUR DAY.
>> James: I DON'T FEEL THAT,
REALLY.
>> OH, IT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE NO GOOD.
Mọi người nghĩ những gì họ nói, những gì họ muốn nói.
Và bạn biết đó không tốt, tôi nghĩ về bạn mỗi ngày.
Hãy tiếp tục yêu nhau.
♪ KEEP MAKING LOVE TO EACH
OTHER.
Và tôi cố gắng, cố gắng, cố gắng.
Không thể giữ đôi tay này được nữa.
♪.
>> THIS IS WHERE YOU DRINK A
SHOT OF GINGER EVERY MORNING.
>> I LIKE GINGER SHOTS, YES.
BUT I ACTUALLY LIKE TO EAT A
PIECE OF GINGER EVERY MORNING.
>> James: NO.
>> YEAH.
>> James: IS IT NOT JUST BURN
YOUR THROAT.
>> IT'S SO GOOD, IT'S A GOOD
BURN.
>> James: IT'S EARLY IN THE
MORNING.
>> THAT'S THE ONE I GET.
>> James: I KNOW, ALMOST LIKE
WE RESEARCHED IT.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: THIS IS MORE THAN A
SHOT TO ME.
>> ARE YOU NOT GOING TO GET
SICK, READY?
>> James: OKAY.
DOWN THE HATCH.
HERE WE GO.
(LAUG
(LAUGHTER)
>> HERE, DRINK SOME WATER.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTING.
>> IT'S SO GOOD IF YOU LET IT
LIKE SIT.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU JUST
GOING SO COOL ABOUT IT.
>> IT'S KILLING EVERYTHING
INSIDE.
>> James: OH, GREAT.
OH, WHAT A GREAT WAY TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
>> ALL THE BAD THINGS.
>> James: THAT'S DISGUSTING.
THAT WAS TOO BIG, THOUGH.
THAT GINGER SHOT JUST MADE ME
MORE HUNGRY.
>> YOU WANT TO WASH IT AWAY
WITH-- .
>> James: FOR SURE.
>> I'M DOWN.
Lời nói dối của bạn như những viên đạn, miệng bạn như súng.
Và không có cuộc chiến nào trong giận dữ.
Đã từng thắng.
Hãy dập tắt ngọn lửa trước khi đốt cháy.
Lần sau khi bạn chiến đấu, hãy giết họ bằng sự tử tế.
Giết họ bằng sự tử tế.
Giết họ bằng sự tử tế.
Hãy tiếp tục, hãy tiếp tục, hãy tiếp tục ngay bây giờ.
Ôi ôi bây giờ, ôi ôi bây giờ.
Ôi ôi bây giờ, ôi ôi bây giờ, hãy tiếp tục, hãy tiếp tục ngay bây giờ.
>> James: THERE WE GO.
MCDONALD'S.
SHALL WE?
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LYRICS
ARE ON THE CUPS, DID YOU KNOW
THIS.
>> I ACTUALLY HEARD ABOUT IT.
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS
TRUE.
>> James: IT'S COMPLETELY
TRUE.
YOUR LYRICS ARE ON THE CUP.
HOW INCREDIBLE IS THAT.
>> GET OUT.
>> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE.
>> I MADE IT.
>> James: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.
>> NO, ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: HELLO, CAN WE GET A
NUMBER-- WHAT DO YOU WANT.
>> A NUMBER SEVEN.
>> James: NUMBER SEVEN BUT
WITH LIKE A MEDIUM FRIES AND
MEDIUM COKE, AND THEN I WILL GET
A NUMBER SIX ALSO WITH A MEDIUM
FRIES AND MEDIUM COKE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU.
>> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL.
I'M IN THE CAR WITH SELENA
GOMEZ.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: I'M IN THE CAR WITH
SELENA GOMEZ.
>> OH MY GOD, IT'S SELENA GOMEZ.
>> James: THANK YOU ALL RIGHT.
IS THAT A NORMAL REACTION?
SHE'S HYPERVENT LATING.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: ARE YOU OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> SELENA GOMEZ IS IN THE CAR.
>> James: I KNOW.
>> THAT'S SO GREAT.
>> ALL RIGHTY.
>> James: JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO
IN THE CAR.
SHE COULDN'T CARE LESS.
>> I CARE.
>> James: SHE DOESN'T.
BIG SELENA GOMEZ FAN, YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
LIKE WHAT ELSE COULD SHE BE
DOING AT 12:37 IN THE MORNING.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
SUCH A PLEASURE.
>> BYE.
>> James: NICE TO MEET YOU,
SABRINA.
BYE BYE.
AT LEAST THE OTHER ONE COULD
HAVE FREAKED OUT JUST A FRACTION
THAT I'M THERE.
>> HI.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: HOW NICE TO SEE YOU,
I KNOW, LATE, LATE SHOW, RIGHT,
BIG FAN.
THAT'S RIGHT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH MY GOSH, I'M SO HUNGRY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHEERS.
THAT'S THE WRONG.
>> THAT'S THE WRONG ONE.
>> James: WE NEED-- NO, THIS
AIN'T NO MAN HIGH ENOUGH, YOU
DIDN'T WRITE THAT.
>> WE NEED A SELENA GOMEZ
LYRICS.
>> James: NO, THAT'S CYNDY I
LAUPER.
WE NEED-- I'M IN THE CAR WITH
SELENA GOMEZ.
WE'VE GOT TO HAVE THE CUP,
SELENA GOMEZ.
I, I LOVE YOU.
Như một bài hát tình yêu, em yêu anh.
♪ YOU HAVE GOT TO HAVE SELENA
GOMEZ LYRICS.
I'M WITH SELENA GOMEZ.
IF ANYONE IS GOING TO GET THE
SELENA GOMEZ CUP.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: THERE IT IS.
>> HEY!
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Em yêu anh như một bài hát tình yêu, em yêu anh.
♪ LOOK AT THAT.
>> YES,.
>> James: YOU MADE IT,
CHEESIER.
>> WELL, CHEESIER,.
>> James: CHEESIER TO YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: WHAT IS THE MOMENT
IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU THOUGHT
I'VE DONE IT.
I'VE MADE IT.
>> I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ABLE
TO KIND OF BE A LITTLE BIT MADE
FUN OF.
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHEN I
HAVE-- WHEN PEOPLE-- IF THAT'S
WHEN YOU MADE T I MADE IT WHEN I
WAS 13, MAYBE EVEN 11.
>> WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE HEY,
SELENA, CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS TO
YOURSELF.
>> James: YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE
ME IN SCHOOL WHEN THE GOONIES
CAME OUT AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE
HEY, JAMES, DO THE TROUBLE
SHUFFLE.
THE BIG MISTAKE WAS I DID IT.
PEOPLE LOVE IT.
AND THEN THAT WAS IT EVERY DAY.
>> LOOK AT YOU NOW.
♪ ETCH I GUESS RIGHT NOW HERE'S
ANOTHER ONE.
♪ YOU SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN.
Và anh muốn em biết, em yêu anh.
Như một bài hát tình yêu, em yêu anh.
Như một bài hát tình yêu, em yêu anh.
Như một bài hát tình yêu, em yêu anh.
Và em cứ lặp đi lặp lại, Pete, Pete, Pete.
♪ SWRZ NOW, I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE
AND THIS ISN'T UP FOR DEBATE,
ARE YOU OFFICIALLY A MEMBER OF
THE SQUAD.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: TAYLOR SWIFT'S GIRL
SQUAD.
>> RIGHT.
I LIKE TO CONSIDER MYSELF AN OG,
LIKE THE ORIGINAL.
>> James: WHO TAKES MINUTES AT
THE MEETINGS? WHO TAKES THE
MINUTES.
>> WHAT ARE WE MEETING ABOUT?
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, I'M
NOT IN THE SQUAD.
>> I WILL BRING YOU TO A
HANGOUT.
>> James: CAN I SAY I THINK
THE SQUAD IS A BIT SEXIST
BECAUSE IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING
EQUALS.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: AND YET NO MAN HAS
BEEN ASKED TO JOIN THE SQUAD.
I ACTUALLY FIND IT DEGRADING TO
MEN.
>> DO YOU, NOW.
>> James: UH-HUH.
>> WELL, I THINK THIS INDUSTRY
COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF FEMALE
SEXISM.
>> James: DO YOU THINK.
>> I THINK WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE
THAT WAY.
>> James: OKAY.
>> IT'S A LOT HARDER DOING WHAT
I HAVE TO DO I THINK SO.
>> James: SO YOU ARE SAYING NO
MEN IN THE SQUAD EVER.
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
FIND ME A BOYFRIEND AND THEN
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
>> James: ARE YOU ON THE
LOOKOUT FOR A BOYFRIEND.
>> SURE, WHY NOT.
>> James: ARE YOU?
>> I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE TO HAVE
FUN.
>> James: OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOU WANT TO GET A GUY IN EVERY
PORT.
>> NO, NOT EVERY.
>> James: ARE YOU LINING UP A
GUY IN MANCHESTER, LINING UP A
GUY IN NEW YORK.
>> NOT EVERY PLACE.
>> James: JUST ONCE OR TWICE A
WEEK.
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK
I GO.
♪ BUT THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
THINK.
Đó là những gì mọi người nói.
Nhưng em vẫn tiếp tục.
Không thể dừng lại, không muốn dừng lại.
Giống như em có âm nhạc này trong đầu.
Nói rằng mọi thứ sẽ ổn thôi.
Vì những kẻ chơi sẽ chơi, chơi, chơi, chơi.
Và những kẻ ghét sẽ ghét, ghét, ghét, ghét, ghét.
Em yêu, anh chỉ cần lắc, lắc, lắc, lắc.
Anh lắc nó đi, anh lắc nó đi.
Anh lắc nó đi, anh lắc nó đi.
Và mọi người nói rằng bạn gái mới của anh, cô ấy như ôi trời ơi.
Anh chỉ cần lắc nó, với cô gái ở đó với mái tóc tuyệt vời.
Sao em không lại đây và lắc, lắc, lắc.
Lắc, lắc, lắc.
Lắc, lắc, lắc.
Những kẻ ghét sẽ ghét, ghét, ghét, ghét.
Anh chỉ cần lắc, lắc, lắc, lắc, lắc nó đi.
Lắc nó đi.
♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: WELL, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT, I ABSOLUTELY DID NEED TO
CUT LOOSE AND I COULD NOT THINK
OF A BETTER PERSON TO HELP ME
GET TO WORK THAN YOU EVERY DAY,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVED
EVERY SECOND OF IT.