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[中文]

你不必停止享受乐趣

因为我在这里。凯西没有欺骗你们

。

>> 好吧，除了你。

[笑声]

[笑声]

>> 嘿，乔伊。我认为你不应该

让 Chander 独自一人。我的意思是，距离您与

两天。也许您可以在下

Kathy 分手才

周去钓鱼。听着，我现在无能为力

他。他还穿着

运动裤。这只是第一阶段。

我会回来参加第二阶段。我

永远不会错过第二阶段。 [笑声]

>> 第二阶段是什么？

>> 喝醉了去脱衣舞俱乐部。

>> 去脱衣舞俱乐部如何让他

变得更好？

>> 那里有裸体女士。

>> 哦，这有助于他进入第三阶段，

想象自己和其他女人在一起。

>> 那里也有裸体女士。

>> 是的。

请给我一分钟好吗？

>> ROSS，你知道这是我一生中

第一次做我

真正关心的事情吗？这是我一生中

第一次做

我真正擅长的事情。我的意思是，如果你

不明白。

>> 嗯，嘿，我明白了。好吧，我明白

了。我为你感到高兴，但我

厌倦了与你的

答录机建立关系。好吧，我不知道

该做什么了。

>> 好吧，我也不。

>> 这是关于马克的吗？

>> 天啊。

>> 好吧，事实并非如此。我的天啊。我不能让

一遍又一遍地进行同样的战斗

。罗斯，不。你是你是你

让这件事变得太难了。

>> 哦，我是我把这件事搞得太难了。好的。

你想让我做什么？

>> 我不知道。我不知道。听着，也许

我们应该休息一下。

>> 好的。好吧，好吧。你说得对。让我们呃

让我们休息一下。让我们冷静一下。

好的。我们来点冷冻酸奶或者

之类的吧。

>> 不。

[叹气]

>> 我们暂时休息一下。

以及过去 5 年

中整理的[音乐]进展。我的意思是，我们刚刚购买了

一台 X5000。您知道，X5000 让

X50 看起来像 T71。

[笑声]

>> 嘿，这是恐龙家伙。

>> 嗨，罗斯。

>> 嗨，克洛伊。

>> 我想让你认识一下我的一些朋友。

这家伙是我的英雄。他带着

一些东西进来。他希望它放大 400%。

我们说：“我们不这样做。”他说，

“你必须这么做。”你知道吗？我们做到了

。现在，只要有人想要 400，

我们就会说：“让我们来吧。”

>> 这是唯一的颜色。

[笑声]

>> 哟，克洛伊，你有 25 美分的硬币来购买

安全套机器吗？

>> 那么，你在这里做什么？这里。我

以为今晚是你

周年纪念日的重要晚餐。

>> 是的，计划有一点改变。呃，

我们要分手了。

>> 你好。

>> 哦，嗨。是马克。

>> 哦，

>> 这是什么？我的呼吸。

>> 不，

>> 抱歉。我只是以为你是别人

。你好。

>>嗨。好吧，听着，我正要

留言。今晚不是您的

周年纪念晚宴吗？好吧，好吧，嗯，

>> Ra，你还好吗？

>> 是的，我很好。

>> 你想说话吗？我的意思是，我可以过来

。

>> 不，真的。不，请。就这样

好吧。

>> 好吧。好的。我要过来

，我会带来中餐。

>> 哦，是的。我不，我不饿。

>> 这是给我的。

>> 哦，

好的。再见。

[音乐]

>> 那么，你要做什么？我

可以做什么？一个人想分手，你就

分手。

>> 没门。快点。这就是你们。给她打电话

并解决问题。

>> 来吧。我们刚刚经历了一场激烈的战斗。

好吧。我不需要等一会儿吗？

>> 嘿，这不像

吃完饭后游泳。

>> 拿起你的手机。

>> 整个游泳的事情都是一个神话。

>> 是的，告诉我叔叔莱尼。

[笑声]

>> 为什么？他怎么了？

>> 什么也没有。他真的相信

这一点。

>> [笑声]

>> 然后我们就陷入了这场愚蠢的

大战。我只是觉得太糟糕了。我告诉他

对待我就像公园管理员或

什么的。哦，[笑声]

然后

我告诉他我想休息一下。我

不想休息。

>> 哦，对不起。

蛋卷。

>> 没有。

然后我给他打电话，他不在

那里。好吧，他可能刚刚

出局了。

>> 噢，谢谢。这非常有帮助。我

很高兴你能过来。

>> 你好。

>> 嗨，是我。

>>嗨。哦，我很高兴你打电话来。

>> 真的吗？

>> 我一直认为这太疯狂了。我

的意思是，你不认为我们可以

解决这个问题吗？

>> 嘿，你想喝什么？

>> 那是谁？

>> 没有人。

>> 我喝完苹果汁可以吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 还有更多吗？

>> 哦，亲爱的，看。他刚过来。

>> 是的，明白了。

>> 嘿，恐龙家伙。看你这么伤心。

来跳舞吧。

>> 哦，没关系。谢谢。

>> 嘿，

你不必微笑。你只需

来跳舞。听着，

>> 我不想跳舞。我觉得

喝一杯。好的。

>> 哦，好吧。嘿，两瓶啤酒。

>> [笑声]

>> 钱德勒。

>> 哦，他现在不能说话。

[笑声]

>> 为什么不呢？这是怎么回事？

>> 好吧，他正试图向乔伊展示

他对乔伊来说有多重要。

>> 通过在一个盒子里。

>> 乔伊有理由。

它们是三倍的。

>> 哦，好吧，呃，

你无法说话可能

实际上会让这件事变得更容易。听。嗯，

听着。

我不想成为

介于两个最好的朋友之间的人。

我只是无法忍受

这对你们做了什么，我不想

成为这一切的原因。所以，

我想我们再也见不到对方了

。

我要去芝加哥我妈妈家。

我要在那里呆一段时间。

我认为这可能是

真正令人惊奇的事情。

但是，你知道，这可能是

最好的。

你知道，

我会想念你的。

再见，钱德勒。

[笑声]

打开盒子。

[音乐]

哇，

我从来没有经历过如此健康的分手。

她在这方面已经是个大人了。她

对我来说似乎还不算太不成熟。

我刚刚犯了一个巨大的错误吗？

>> 罗斯，等等。

>> 伊丽莎白，感谢上帝。我只是

在想

>> 你很糟糕。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

[笑声]

>> 好的。

分手仍在继续。

>> 我不敢相信我们不会

一起度过余生

。

>> 那么就不要离开我。 [笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 忘了我说的话吧。我胡言乱语。选择

我。

>> 不，你是对的。你是对的。我

的意思是，我必须再给我的婚姻

一次机会。

>> 不，你没有。不，不，不。我说你

必须再给离婚

一次机会。

对不起。

>> 哦，别走。

>> 我我得走了。

>> 不，

不，不，不，

>> 亲爱的。亲爱的，

个人正在寻找。

>> 我不在乎。

我不在乎。

>> 是的。嗯，好吧。我我现在就走了。

>> 你不能离开。我有你的鞋。

>> 再见，钱德勒。砰。

[笑声]

>> 是的。这真是令人愉快。

>> 是的，不是吗？

那里的食物很棒，

>> 不是吗？

>> 所以，保重。

>> 你也是。

>> 这太棒了。我给你打电话。我们

应该找个时间再做一次。

>> 太棒了。我很期待。

瑞秋，有消息吗？

>> 苏菲的桌子。

>> 钱德勒，你要打电话给她吗？

>> 号

>> 钱德勒。

>> 对不起，好吗？我软弱又可怜

，抱歉。

>> 好的。你要告诉她。你现在

要告诉她。

>> 我不会给你打电话。 [笑声]

>> 什么？

对不起。

我很抱歉我说我要去

但我不去。

你看，这与你无关。

不。这不是雷切尔的错。这是

我。当

涉及到女性时，我遇到了严重的问题。我对

承诺、亲密关系、

睫毛膏粘稠物、

有疑问，我真的很抱歉。只是

这不是这行不通

。

嗯，这不是我希望

结束的方式，但我想我必须

感谢你的诚实。

>> 是的。好的。

所以，

>> 好吧，这太棒了。我会给你打电话

。我们应该找个时间再做一次。

>> 嘿，你说我们呃把这个

搬到沙发上怎么样？

>> 我[哼哼]说的是俗气的话，但没关系。

[笑声]

>> [哼哼]

[笑声]

>> 怎么了？

>> 我我我不知道。对不起。我我不知道我

不知道我为什么这么做。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。对不起。

再次抱歉。我不知道。我不

知道发生了什么。我一定很紧张。

>> 我不明白。钱德勒喜欢它。

[笑声]

>> 我保证。我保证。我保证。我不会再

这样做了。我真的这么做。我保证。

这会很棒。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。喝了香槟。

>> 是的，女士。准备好通电了吗？

>> 非常好。好的。将其放入冰

桶中。电话没电了并在

中获得动力的兴趣。

>> 好的。性感。性感。

非常性感。性感。

好吧，我们开始吧。

>> 好吧，你有点吓到我了。

>> 哦，克服它，士兵。我们必须做

这个。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。哈哈。你喜欢那样，是吗？

>> 你喜欢这样吗？让我们开始

高速档。啊？

>> 是的，宝贝。我将向您展示我们是如何做到的。

>> 不，不，不。你你需要我在我的

先生中。

>> 什么？ [笑声]

天啊。我很抱歉。

>> 乔伊，你还好吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 士兵倒下。

>>嗨。

>> 嘿。听着，我可以问你一个问题吗？

当你和莫妮卡第一次交往时，

从朋友变成更多的人是不是很奇怪？

？

>> 有点。你知道，鬼鬼祟祟，

必须躲着你们。

>> 不，不，不，不。我的意思是，性方面。

>> 是的。你内心是否有一部分

觉得这确实是错误的？

>> 事实上，没有。不，感觉不错。你

知道，感觉就像呃，我不敢相信我们

一直没有这样做。

从你的表情中我可以看出，这就是你所期待的

好消息。

好吧，我要继续传播

快乐。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，仅仅因为它以这种方式发生

，并不意味着它也必须以这种方式发生在我们身上

。

>> 是的。是的。绝对地。我的意思是，

因为某件事很困难并不

意味着你放弃，

>> 对吗？完全。

>> 是的。所以，我们只是不断尝试

，直到我们做到为止。

>> 是的。如果这不起作用，那么我们将

成为那些从未

发生性行为的夫妇之一。

>> 这是一个计划。

[笑声]

我没有预见到会发生这种情况。

>> 我知道。

>> 我不明白，我不明白。我的意思是，我非常

确信这就是我想要的。嗯。

>> 我也是。

那么，莫妮卡和钱德勒怎么能

做到呢？

>> 我猜他们不像我们

那么好。

>> 哦，

我打赌你是对的。

所以

>> 是的。

>> 我爱你。

>> 我也爱你。

>> 好吧，我要去睡觉了。

>> 是的，我也是。

>> 是的，

段时间我不会去任何地方。 [笑声]

凌晨 4:30，

萨堡的美国驻军

遭到射击。现在已经下了。

>> 嘿，爸爸。你在这里做什么？

>> 好吧，这是你母亲的桥牌之夜，

所以我想我应该进城来

拥抱一下莫娜。

>> [笑声]

>> 你从什么时候开始抽雪茄的？

>> 我不知道。我只是喜欢

它们的味道。

>> 那么，呃，你到底在这里做什么，

爸爸？

>> 好吧，我只是想确保

你没事。

>> 是什么让你认为我可能

不好？

>> 我看到理查德。

>>哦。

>> 那么，你怎么样？

>> 我很好。只是有点累，但我

还好。

[清喉咙]理查德怎么样？

>> 你不想知道。

>> 不，我真的真的。

>> 好吧，他表现得很糟糕。

>> 真的吗？

>> 比他与

芭芭拉分手时更糟糕。

>> 你不会只是这么说吧？

>> 不，这个人一团糟。 [笑声]

>> 他哭了吗？

>> 不。

那么，你认为他会等到你离开后

，这样我们才能哭吗？

>> 也许吧。

>> 我想是的。

>> 亲爱的，人际关系很难。就像

你妈妈和我一样。你知道，我们

大学毕业后，我们分手了

一段时间。看来她的父亲，你的

祖父，希望她像他一样环游

欧洲。当然，他

用山姆大叔的镍币来做这件事，因为他

也在

当时扫射了德国部队的火车。

但是，[笑声]

>> 现在出了什么问题？

这不是我点的，伙计。我的生活中

什么事都不顺利吗？

首先，我的婚姻破裂了，然后

我

>> 我知道。我知道。然后你失去了你的

公寓，然后你失去了你的工作，

然后你的前妻很快就结婚了

，现在是咖啡。啊，

>> 当然，我们需要谈谈。

>> 好的。有时我觉得

>> 不，不，不，不，不。

我要说话了。

我相信我们的

天太阳已经在阳光下落下。

>> 什么？

>> 你是一个非常可爱的人，罗斯。

嗯，[笑声]

不幸的是，我只是觉得我不能

再忍受你的抱怨。

让我确认一下我没听错。

你

你要和我结束这一切，因为

我太爱发牢骚了。

>> 所以，你是说我变得如此爱发牢骚

以至于我

惹恼了你，

珍妮丝。

>> 嗯，是的。我的天啊。

>> 你还好吗？

>> 我现在是。

>> 你要甩掉杰森吗？

>> 嗯，是的，因为我必须与某人分手

，好吧，所以杰森是

敏感，但现在文斯也是如此。另外，

文斯有身体，你知道，所以

这实际上只是数学问题。

杰森。

>> 是的。进来吧。

[掌声和欢呼]

>> 哦，菲比，你呃，在电话里听起来

很严肃。呃，有什么问题吗

？

>> 呃呃。 [笑声]

>> 嘿，

艾米丽的表弟把我赶了出去。

>> 什么？

>> 为什么？好吧，当您从妻子的表弟和

公寓时，您就会离婚，有时

处转租

表弟会突然想要回他的

公寓。

>> 你怎么能这么做？你没有签

租约吗？

>> 如果是家人，谁需要租房？

>> 嘿，你可以和我们住在一起。我们会

处理它。

>> 绝对。任何你需要的东西，伙计。但是

你必须向我保证，当你感觉好一点的时候，你会让我们

知道

，这样我们就可以取笑你的头发。

[笑声]

>> 你明白了。

>> 好的。

>> 谢谢你们。我真的很感激

这个。好的。好的。好吧，我

又要收拾行李了。伙计，我最近

经常搬家。我

开始感觉自己像个游牧者。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 他以为你说走，内德。 [笑声]

>> 我们住在一起。你没有期待

一个提案，对吗？

>> 哦，不。不，一点也不。

>> 我们现在刚刚搬进来。我们将

看看它会走向何方。

>> 是的。嗯，呃，就是这样。对于

我来说，这已经是我所能达到的极限了。

你是什么意思？

>> 听着，菲比，我非常爱你，

但我再也不想结婚了。

>> 哦，

哇。

>> 现在，这只是我的第一次婚姻，

你知道，一场灾难，让我

对整个想法失去了信心。

>> 嗯。事情真的有那么糟糕吗？

>> 在接近尾声的某个时刻，她

故意排便。

>> 好的。嗯，那很糟糕。是的。 [笑声]

但你不认为这可能与其他人

有所不同吗？也许是一个总是使用厕所的

金发女郎。

[笑声]

>> 除了一次在海里。 [笑声]

>> 看，这不是我会

嫁给谁的问题。我第一次

结婚时就确信它会永远持续下去。而我

完全错了。

>> 但这只是

>> 听着，菲比，这与你无关。我

只是再也不想结婚了。

>> 对不起。

你同意吗？因为如果没有，

也许我们搬到一起并不是

最好的主意。

>> 不。哦，我绝对不想

结婚。现在，我只是想确定

您也不想这样做。

>> 因为你知道，当我们搬进来时

你开始改变主意，

将付出惨重的代价，先生。

>> 是的。

>> 相信我，我永远不会

>> 是的，我明白了。是的。

>> 嘿，二月。你知道，我真的很高兴

你那天来找我说话，

我希望我能帮上一点忙。

>> 哦，是的。你很有帮助。是的。不，

谢谢。

>> 好。好的。是的，因为我

思考得越多，我就越意识到

我认为婚姻不一定

适合你。

>> 你是什么意思？

>> 嗯，我知道前几天在

咖啡馆里，你们都沉浸在

整个足球妈妈的事情中，但是

真的是你吗？我的意思是，你能诚实地

想象自己开着一辆沃尔沃吗？

>> 它们非常四四方方。

我的意思是，我不知道。你会对婚姻感到厌倦

。我的意思是，这很正常。

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 是的。

>> 嘿。嘿，我能帮忙吗？

>> 好吧，我们呃爬上了四段

楼梯，穿过狭窄的走廊，

躲避了一只狂暴的斗牛犬。但最后

三英尺是真正

棘手的地方。

>> 你知道，有时你的话语

会伤害你。 [笑声]

嘿。呃，你们想要这个在哪里？

>> 是的，说真的。因为这真的

很重。我的意思是，不是为了我，因为我

只是假装拿着它，而是为了

这些人。

[笑声]

>> 最后一次。嗯，婚姻

的事情。没有回旋的余地。

处都没有。

>> 不，但你也不想结婚

，对吧？

>> 对。只是我确实想

结婚。

>> 不可能在卡车上

进行对话吧？

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，你想结婚

>> 有一天。

>> 还有疝气。

>> 我还没有过上正常的生活，

，我从来没有真正觉得自己

错过了任何东西，但只是

感觉现在轮到我拥有一些

的常规东西了。

>> 如果你想结婚，为什么

你不早说？

>> 因为我只是不知道我

有多想要它，我爱你，我

想和你住在一起。

>> 是的。好吧，我也想和你住在一起，

。我的意思是，让我们这样做吧。

>> 但我不认为我可以。

当我

不知道会发生什么的时候搬进来是可以的，但是我

无法搬进去，因为我知道

不会发生任何事情。

>> 你们至少可以尝试住在一起吗？我

的意思是，你可能会改变你对婚姻的

想法。

[哼哼]

>> 你要改变你的吗？

>> 不。

>> 我也没有。

嗯，

我想我需要和一个

想要我想要的东西的人在一起。

>> 但我不想结束。

>> 不，我也不希望它结束​​。

>> 我不敢相信这会结束。

我想我的东西会被取走。

>> 是的。好的。

好的。所以，呃，

>> 再见。

>> 放轻松，迈克。

>> 祝你好运。

>> 好吧，我要把我的汗衫重新穿上

。

>> 哦，不。等等，等等。好吧，你知道吗？

你是对的。你是对的。我们

真的不擅长做男人。但是

你知道为什么吗？因为我们是女孩。

[笑声]

>> 是的。

>> 好的。你知道女孩真正

擅长什么吗？

>> 剥离。

>> 不，听。坐。

你知道，也许只是

如果你只是谈谈的话，真的会有帮助。

是的。快点。里面发生了什么事？

>> 是的。你知道，如果你想哭，

也没关系。

>> 好吧，看。我得请你们

全部离开。

>> 来吧，钱德勒。不，

>> 看。快点。忘了它。我们尝试过，但

第三阶段是失败的。好吧，那些

脱衣舞娘太性感了，我

无法想象自己和

中的任何一个在一起。

>> 它们真的很漂亮，不是吗？

>> 你知道，我真的很喜欢

飞行员一号战斗机。

>> 哦，糖果。哦，她真是太有精神了。

>> 是的，

你知道，我想如果我要和一个女人一起

，

[笑声]

>> 会和像米歇尔这样的人在一起。

她是她太娇小了。

[笑声]

>> 看，我不知道。对我来说，

就是 Shantel。

>> 哦，珊特尔。

>> 你知道，天哪，这[笑声]

>> 她的皮肤最光滑。我的意思是，当

我把那张钞票插在她的丁字裤里

并擦伤了她的大腿，

我刚刚完成了第三阶段。

>> 真的吗？

>> 我完全想象着你和所有

那些女人在一起。 [笑声]

>> 那不是第三阶段。

>> 嗯，我也在那里。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，我们不是像

小组一样在一起吗？

>> 停止吧。他们要杀了我。

>> 我想我刚刚进入第四阶段。

>> 那是什么？那是什么？

>> 我不想建立

关系。我只想与脱衣舞娘和我的朋友发生

性行为。

>> 事情是这样的，珍妮丝。你知道，我

的意思是，我们是不同的，而你我

就像 bing bing bing。你就像

BOOM BOOM BOOM。我的天啊。我很抱歉。

>> 这是世界历史上

最严重的分手。

>> 天啊。

>> 好的。这些你有过几个吗？

>> 哦，我不知道。一百万。

>> 钱德勒。简单的。简单的。去你快乐的

地方。

>> 我很好。我很好。我很好。好的。

>> 我不好。她来了。她只是

在这里等待。好的。呼吸。

[笑声]

[笑声]

>> 你是怎么做到的？

>> 这就像一份礼物。 [笑声]

>> [音乐]

[英语]

You don't have to stop having fun just

because I'm here. Kathy didn't cheat on

all of you.

>> Well, except you.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Hey, Joey. I don't think that you should

leave Chander alone. I mean, it's only

been two days since you broke up with

Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next

week. Look, there's nothing I can do for

him right now. He's still in his

sweatpants. That's only phase one.

I'll be back for phase two. I would

never miss phase two. [laughter]

>> What's phase two?

>> Getting drunk and going to a strip club.

>> How does going to a strip club make him

better?

>> There are naked ladies there.

>> Oh, and it helps him get to phase three,

picturing yourself with other women.

>> There are naked ladies there, TOO.

>> YEAH.

WOULD YOU GIVE ME ONE MINUTE, PLEASE?

>> ROSS, do you realize this is the first

time in my life I'm doing something I

actually care about? This is the first

time in my life I'm doing something that

I'm actually good at. I mean, if you

don't get that.

>> Well, hey, I get that. Okay, I get that

big time. And I'm happy for you, but I'm

tired of having a relationship with your

answering machine. Okay, I don't know

what to do anymore.

>> Well, neither do I.

>> Is this about Mark?

>> Oh my god.

>> Okay, it's not. Oh my god. I cannot keep

having the same fight over and over

again. Ross, no. You're you're you're

making this too hard.

>> Oh, I'm I'm making this too hard. Okay.

What do you want me to do?

>> I don't know. I don't know. Look, maybe

we should just take a break.

>> Okay. Okay, fine. You're right. Let's uh

let's take a break. Let's cool off.

Okay. Let's get some frozen yogurt or

something.

>> No.

[sighs]

>> A break from us.

and the [music] advances in collated in

the past 5 years. I mean, we just got in

an X5000. You know, the X5000 makes an

X50 look like a T71.

[laughter]

>> Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.

>> Hi, Ross.

>> Hi, Chloe.

>> I want you to meet some friends of mine.

This guy is my hero. He comes in with

some stuff. He wants it blown up 400%.

We said, "We don't do that." He says,

"You gota." And you know what? We did

it. And now anytime anybody wants 400,

we just say, "Let's russ it."

>> And that's the only color that comes in.

[laughter]

>> Yo, Chloe, do you have a quarter for the

condom machine?

>> So, what are you doing here? here. I

thought tonight was your big anniversary

dinner.

>> Yeah, a little change of plans. Uh,

we're going to break up instead.

>> Hello.

>> Oh, hi. It's Mark.

>> Oh,

>> what is it? My breath.

>> No,

>> sorry. I just thought you were somebody

else. Hi.

>> Hi. Well, look, I was just going to

leave a message. Isn't tonight your your

big anniversary dinner? Well, well, um,

>> Ra, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine.

>> You want to talk? I mean, I can come

over.

>> No, really. No, please. That's That's

okay.

>> All right. All right. I'm coming over

and I'm bringing Chinese food.

>> Oh, yeah. I'm not I'm not hungry.

>> It's for me.

>> Oh,

okay. Bye.

[music]

>> So, what are you going to do? What can I

do? One person wants to break up, you

break up.

>> No way. Come on. This is you guys. Call

her and work it out.

>> Come on. We just had this huge fight.

All right. Don't I have to wait a while?

>> Hey, this isn't like swimming after you

eat.

>> Pick up your phone.

>> The whole swimming thing is a myth.

>> Yeah, tell that to my uncle Lenny.

[laughter]

>> Why? What happened to him?

>> Nothing. He just really believes in

that.

>> [laughter]

>> And then we got into this big stupid

fight. I just it was awful. I told him

treats me like a park ranger or

something. Oh, [laughter]

and then

I told him I wanted to take a break. I

don't want to take a break.

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

Egg roll.

>> No.

And then I called him and he wasn't

there. Well, he's he's probably just

out.

>> Oh, thank you. That's very helpful. I'm

glad you came over.

>> Hello.

>> Hi, it's me.

>> Hi. Oh, I'm so glad you called.

>> Really?

>> I've been thinking this is crazy. I

mean, don't don't you think we can work

on this?

>> Hey, what do you want to drink?

>> Who's that?

>> Nobody.

>> Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?

>> [laughter]

>> Is that more?

>> Oh, honey, look. He just came over.

>> Yeah, got it.

>> Hey, dinosaur guy. Look at you so sad.

Come dance.

>> Oh, that's okay. Thanks.

>> Hey,

you don't have to smile. You just have

to dance. Look,

>> I don't feel like dancing. I feel like

that having a drink. Okay.

>> Oh, okay. Hey, two beers.

>> [laughter]

>> Chandler.

>> Oh, he he can't talk right now.

[laughter]

>> Why not? What's going on?

>> Well, he's he's trying to show Joey how

much he means to him.

>> By being in a box.

>> Joey had reasons.

They were three-fold.

>> Oh, well, uh,

you not being able to talk might

actually make this easier. Listen. Um,

listen.

I don't want to be someone who comes

between two best friends.

I just I can't stand seeing what this is

doing to you guys, and I don't want to

be the cause of that. So,

I don't think we can see each other

anymore.

I'm going to go to my mom's in Chicago.

I'm going to stay there for a while.

I think this could have been something

really amazing.

But, you know, this is probably for the

best.

You know,

I'm going to miss you.

Goodbye, Chandler.

[laughter]

Open the box.

[music]

Wow,

I have never had such a healthy breakup.

She was such a grownup about it. She

didn't seem too immature for me.

Did I just make a huge mistake?

>> Ross, wait.

>> Elizabeth, thank God. I I was just

thinking about

>> You suck.

[laughter]

>> What?

[laughter]

>> Okay.

Breakup's still on.

>> And I can't believe we're not going to

be spending the rest of our lives

together.

>> Then don't leave me. [laughter]

>> What?

>> Forget what I said. I was babbling. Pick

me.

>> No, you were right. You were right. I

mean, I've got to give my marriage

another chance.

>> No, you don't. No, no, no. I say you

have to give your divorce another

chance.

I'm sorry.

>> Oh, don't go.

>> I I got to go.

>> No,

no, no, no,

>> honey. Honey,

people are looking.

>> I don't care.

I don't care.

>> Yeah. Um, okay. I'm I'm leaving now.

>> You can't leave. I have your shoe.

>> Goodbye, Chandler. Bang.

[laughter]

>> Yes. This This was pleasant.

>> It was, wasn't it?

The food there was was great,

>> wasn't it?

>> So, take care.

>> You, too.

>> This was great. I'll give you a call. We

should do it again sometime.

>> Great. I'm looking forward to it.

Rachel, any messages?

>> Sophie's desk.

>> Chandler, are you going to call her?

>> No.

>> Chandler.

>> I'm sorry, okay? I'm weak and pathetic

and sorry.

>> Okay. You are going to tell her. You're

going to tell her now.

>> I'm not going to call you. [laughter]

>> What?

I'm sorry.

I'm I'm I'm sorry that I said I was

going to when I'm not.

Look, this has nothing to do with you.

No. And this isn't Rachel's fault. It's

me. I have serious serious problems when

it comes to women. I have issues with

commitment, intimacy,

mascara goop,

and I'm really sorry. It's just that

this is not this isn't going to work

out.

Well, this isn't how I was hoping this

would end, but I guess I have to

appreciate your honesty.

>> Yeah. Okay.

So,

>> well, this is great. I'll give you a

call. We should do it again sometime.

>> Hey, what do you say we uh move this

onto the likes of the couch?

>> I [snorts] say cheesy line, but okay.

[laughter]

>> [snorts]

[laughter]

>> What's the matter?

>> I I I don't know. I'm sorry. I I don't I

don't know why I did that.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Sorry.

I'm sorry again. I don't know. I don't

know what happened. I must be nervous.

>> I don't get it. Chandler loved it.

[laughter]

>> I promise. I promise. I promise. I won't

do it again. I really do. I promise.

This is going to be great.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Got champagne.

>> Yes, ma'am. READY TO POWER THROUGH?

>> EXCELLENT. OKAY. STICK it in the ice

bucket. The phone's off the hook. And in

the interest of powering through.

>> Okay. Sexy. Sexy.

Very sexy. Sexy.

All right, let's do it.

>> Okay, you're scaring me a little bit.

>> Oh, get over it, soldier. We got to do

this.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Haha. You like that, huh?

>> You like that? Let's kick this into high

gear. Huh?

>> Yeah, baby. I'll show you how we do it.

>> No, no, no. You You need me in my

misters.

>> What? [laughter]

Oh my god. I'm so sorry.

>> Joey, are you okay?

>> [laughter]

>> Soldier down.

>> Hi.

>> Hey. Listen, can I ask you a question?

When you and Monica first hooked up, was

it weird going from friends to more than

that?

>> Kind of. You know, sneaking around,

having to hide from you guys.

>> No, no, no, no. I mean, sexually.

>> Yeah. Was there a part of you that that

felt like it was really wrong?

>> Actually, no. No, it felt right. You

know, it felt like uh I can't believe we

haven't been doing this the whole time.

I can tell from your expressions that's

the good news you were hoping for.

Well, I'm going to go continue to spread

the joy.

>> [laughter]

>> Well, just because it happened that way

for them doesn't mean it has to happen

that way for us.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, just

because something's difficult doesn't

mean that you quit,

>> right? Totally.

>> Yeah. So, we just keep trying and trying

until we do it.

>> Yeah. And if it doesn't work, then we'll

just be one of those couples that never

has sex.

>> That's a plan.

[laughter]

I did not see this coming.

>> I know.

>> I don't I don't get it. I mean, I was so

sure this is what I wanted. Mhm.

>> Me, too.

Well, how come Monica and Chandler could

do it?

>> I guess they weren't as good friends as

we are.

>> Oh,

I bet you're right.

So

>> yeah.

>> I love you.

>> Love you, too.

>> All right, I'm going to bed.

>> Yeah, me too.

>> Yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a

while. [laughter]

At 4:30 a.m.,

the United States garrison in Fort Sar

was fired upon. It is now under.

>> Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?

>> Well, it's your mother's bridge night,

so I thought I'd come into the city for

a little Mona cuddle.

>> [laughter]

>> Since when did you start smoking cigars?

>> I don't. I just I just like the smell of

them.

>> So, uh, what are you really doing here,

Dad?

>> Well, I just wanted to make sure that

you're okay.

>> What makes you think that I might not be

okay?

>> I saw Richard.

>> Oh.

>> So, how you doing?

>> I'm fine. Just a little tired, but I'm

okay.

[clears throat] How's Richard doing?

>> You don't want to know.

>> No, I I really really do.

>> Well, he's doing terrible.

>> Really?

>> Worse than when he broke up with

Barbara.

>> You're not just saying that, are you?

>> No. The man is a mess. [laughter]

>> Was he crying?

>> No.

Well, do you think he was waiting till

after you left so we could cry?

>> Maybe.

>> I think so.

>> Honey, relationships are hard. Like with

your mom and me. You know, after we

graduated from college, we broke up for

a while. It seems her father, your

grandfather, wanted her to travel around

Europe like he did. Of course, he got to

do it on Uncle Sam's nickel because he

was also strafing German troop trains at

the time.

However, [laughter]

>> what is wrong now?

This isn't what I ordered, man. Can't

anything go right in my life?

First, my marriage falls apart, and then

I

>> I know. I know. And then you lose your

apartment, and then you lose your job,

and then your ex-wife gets married so

fast, and now the coffee. Ah,

>> of course, we need to talk.

>> Okay. Sometimes I feel

>> No, no, no, no, no.

I'm going to talk.

I believe that the sun has set on our

day in the sun.

>> What?

>> You're a very sweet person, Ross.

Um, [laughter]

unfortunately, I just don't think I can

take another second of you whining.

Let me make sure I'm hearing this right.

You

You're ending this with me because

I'm too whiny.

>> So, you're saying I've become so whiny

that I

annoy you,

Janice.

>> Well, yeah. Oh my god.

>> Are you gonna be okay?

>> I am now.

>> Are you gonna dump Jason?

>> Well, yeah, because I have to break up

with someone and Okay, so Jason is

sensitive, but now so's Vince. Plus,

Vince has the body, you know, so

it's really just about the math.

Jason.

>> Yeah. Come on in.

[applause and cheering]

>> Oh, Phoebe, you uh sounded kind of

serious on the phone. Is uh is anything

wrong?

>> Nuh-uh. [laughter]

>> Hey,

Emily's cousin kicked me out.

>> What?

>> Why? Well, when you're subletending an

apartment from your wife's cousin and

then you get a divorce, sometimes the

cousin suddenly wants his apartment

back.

>> How can you do that? Didn't you sign a

lease?

>> Who needs a lease when it's family?

>> Hey, you can stay with us. We'll take

care of it.

>> Absolutely. Anything you need, man. But

you have to promise me you will let us

know the second you are feeling better

so that we can make fun of your hair.

[laughter]

>> You got it.

>> Okay.

>> Thanks you guys. I really appreciate

this. All right. All right. Well, I'm

going to get packing again. Man, I've

been moving around so much lately. I'm

beginning to feel like a nomad.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> He thought you said go, Ned. [laughter]

>> Us living together. You're not expecting

a proposal, right?

>> Oh, no. No, not at all.

>> We're just moving in right now. We'll

see where it goes.

>> Yeah. Well, uh, that's the thing. For

me, it's as far as it can ever go.

What do you mean?

>> Look, Phoebe, I I love you very much,

but I never want to get married again.

>> Oh,

wow.

>> Now, it's just my first marriage was,

you know, such a disaster that I kind of

lost faith in the whole idea.

>> Mhm. Was it really that bad?

>> At one point near the end, she

deliberately defecated.

>> Okay. Well, that's bad. Yeah. [laughter]

But don't you think it might be

different with someone else? Perhaps a

blonde who always uses a toilet.

[laughter]

>> Except for once in the ocean. [laughter]

>> Look, it's it's not about who I would

marry. I was certain the first time I

got married it would last forever. And I

was totally wrong.

>> But it just

>> Look, Phoebe, it's it's not about you. I

just never want to get married again.

>> I'm sorry.

Are you okay with that? Because if not,

maybe us moving in together isn't the

best idea.

>> No. Oh, I definitely don't want to get

married. Now, I just wanted to make sure

you didn't want to, too.

>> Cuz you know, when we if we move in and

you start changing your mind, there's

going to be hell to pay, mister.

>> Yeah.

>> Trust me, I will never

>> Yeah, I get that. Yeah.

>> Hey, Feb. You know, I'm I'm really glad

you came to talk to me the other day,

and I I hope I was a little helpful.

>> Oh, yeah. You were helpful. Yeah. No,

thank you.

>> Good. Good. Yeah, because the more I

thought about it, the more I realized

I don't think marriage is necessarily

the right path for you.

>> What do you mean?

>> Well, I know the other day in the coffee

house, you were all caught up in the

whole soccer mom thing, but is that

really you? I mean, can you honestly

picture yourself in a Volvo?

>> They are awfully boxy.

I mean, I don't know. You'd be so bored

with marriage. I mean, it's so normal.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Yeah.

>> Hey. Hey, can can I help?

>> Well, we uh climbed up four flights of

stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway,

dodged a rabid pitbull. But these last

three feet are where it gets really

tricky.

>> You know, sometimes your words, they

hurt. [laughter]

Hey. Uh, where do you guys want this?

>> Yeah, seriously. Cuz this is really

heavy. I mean, not for me because I'm

only pretending to hold it, but for

these guys.

[laughter]

>> Just one one last time. Um, the marriage

thing. There's no wiggle room. None at

all.

>> No, but you don't want to get married

either, right?

>> Right. Except that I do want to get

married.

>> Couldn't have had this conversation down

at the truck, huh?

>> [laughter]

>> Well, you want to get married

>> someday.

>> And hernia.

>> I haven't exactly had a normal life and

and I never really felt like I was

missing out on anything, but it just it

feels like now it's my turn to have some

of the regular stuff.

>> If you wanted to get married, why didn't

you say something before?

>> Because I just didn't know how much I

wanted it and I and I love you and I

wanted to live with you.

>> Yeah. Well, I want to live with you,

too. I mean, let's do that.

>> But I don't I don't think I can. It was

It was okay to move in when I didn't

know what was going to happen, but I I

can't move in knowing nothing is ever

going to happen.

>> Can you at least try living together? I

mean, you might you might change your

mind about marriage.

[snorts]

>> Are you going to change yours?

>> No.

>> Me neither.

Um,

I think I need to be with someone who

wants what I want.

>> But I don't want this to end.

>> No, I don't want it to end either.

>> I can't believe this is going to end.

I guess I'll have my stuff picked up.

>> Yeah. Okay.

Okay. So, uh,

>> goodbye.

>> Take it easy, Mike.

>> Good luck.

>> Well, I'm going to put my sweats back

on.

>> Oh, no. Wait, wait. Okay, you know what?

You were right. You were right. We

really weren't great at being guys. But

do you know why? Because we're girls.

[laughter]

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Do you know what girls are really

good at?

>> Stripping.

>> No. Listening. Sit.

You know, maybe just It would really

really help if you would just talk.

Yeah. Come on. What's going on in there?

>> Yeah. And you know, if you want to cry,

that's okay, too.

>> Okay, look. I'm gonna have to ask you

all to leave.

>> Come on, Chandler. No,

>> look. Come on. Forget it. We tried, but

phase three is a lost cause. Okay, those

strippers were insanely hot, and I

couldn't picture myself with any of

them.

>> They really were pretty, weren't they?

>> You know, I really like that fighter

pilot one.

>> Oh, Candy. Oh, she was so spunky.

>> Yeah,

you know, I think if I were going to be

with a woman,

[laughter]

>> it it'd be with someone like Michelle.

She was She was just so petite.

[laughter]

>> See, I don't know. For me, it would have

to be Shantel.

>> Oh, Shantel.

>> You know, oh my god, this [laughter]

>> She had the smoothest skin. I mean, when

I stuck that dollar bill in her g-string

and grazed her thigh,

I just achieved phase three.

>> Really?

>> I am totally picturing you with all

those women. [laughter]

>> That's That's not phase three.

>> Well, I'm there, too. [laughter]

>> Well, aren't we all together like in a

group?

>> Stop it. They're killing me.

>> I think I just MOVED ON STAGE FOUR.

>> WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?

>> WHERE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A

RELATIONSHIP EVER. I JUST WANT TO HAVE

SEX WITH STRIPPERS AND MY FRIENDS.

>> Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I

mean, it's like we're different, you I'm

like the bing bing bing. You're like THE

BOOM BOOM BOOM. OH MY GOD. I'm so sorry.

>> This is the worst breakup in the history

of the world.

>> Oh my god.

>> Okay. How many of those have you had?

>> Oh, I don't know. A million.

>> Chandler. Easy. Easy. Go to your happy

place.

>> I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. All right.

>> I'm not fine. Here she comes. She's just

wait here. Okay. Breathe.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> How do you do that?

>> It's like a gift. [laughter]

>> [music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
fun fʌn A1	noun - 乐趣
cheat tʃit A2	verb - 作弊
fishing fɪʃɪŋ A1	noun - 钓鱼
sweatpants swetpænts B1	noun - 运动裤
drunk drʌŋk A2	adjective - 醉的
strip strɪp B1	verb - 脱掉
naked neɪkɪd A2	adjective - 裸体的
relationship rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp A2	noun - 关系
machine məˈʃin A1	noun - 机器
anniversary ˌænɪˈvɜːrsəri B1	noun - 周年纪念日
breakup ˈbreɪkʌp B1	noun - 分手
fight faɪt A2	noun - 争吵
marriage ˈmærɪdʒ A2	noun - 婚姻
divorce dɪˈvɔːrs B1	noun - 离婚
commitment kəˈmɪtmənt B2	noun - 承诺
intimacy ˈɪntɪməsi B2	noun - 亲密
nomad ˈnoʊmæd B2	noun - 游牧者
proposal prəˈpoʊzəl B1	noun - 求婚
hernia ˈhɜːrniə C1	noun - 疝气

重点语法结构

• You don't have to stop having fun just because I'm here.

  ➔ 使用情态动词“have to”表达义务，后接不定式。使用“just because”作为连词引入原因。

  ➔ 这句话使用“don't have to”结构表示没有义务。“just because I'm here”这句话提供了他们不需要停止玩乐的原因。这里的关键词是 **'have to'**。

• Ross, do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about?

  ➔ 间接疑问句结构（'do you realize'），使用现在进行时（'I'm doing'）来强调正在发生的动作，以及副词“actually”来突出真诚。

  ➔ 这句话展示了一个包含嵌入式问题的复杂句子结构。“I'm doing”这句话强调了活动的持续性，而“actually”则增加了情感重量。

• Well, neither do I.

  ➔ 使用“neither”作为并列连词表示对否定陈述的同意。省略动词“do”。

  ➔ 这是一种简洁地表达对先前否定陈述的同意的方式。“do”在上一句话中暗示。这是一个常见的对话捷径。