– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

（音乐）

嘿，宝贝，嘿，亲爱的，我们刚刚收到鲍勃和法宾的结婚礼物。

他们不喜欢我们，对吧？

谁说他买不起一个好看的果汁碗？

who says he can't get a nice punch bowl

六块钱都不到。

或许我们可以退掉它。不行，它没写是从哪里来的，我们去哪里退？

say where it came from where would we

要不放到街上，从阳台扔下去？

from the balcony

但我们为什么不找个地方放它呢？

it

放到那个柜子里怎么样？不行，那里放着罐头食品。你是不是完全忘记了你在入职培训时学到的东西？

where we keep the canned goods have you

completely forgotten everything you

learned at orientation

（笑声）

放到卫生间旁边的衣柜里怎么样？

哦，好吧，给我，你让我来吧。

不不不，我来做，亲爱的，你得学会坐下来放松，偶尔让你老公来处理这些事情。

to learn to sit down and relax and let

your husband take care of things once in

a while

它锁了，你得帮我。

为什么它锁了？

没原因。

我把私人物品放在那里。好吧，你知道我在这里住了一段时间了，我从来没见过那个衣柜里有什么。里面有什么？

you know i've been living here for a

while and i have never seen what's

inside that closet what is what is in

there

女性用品，别试图让我因为这些东西感到不舒服。

uncomfortable with them and stuff

泰勒，里面没有你需要关心的事情。

concerns you

如果你爱我，你就会放手。

go

好吧。

谢谢。

爱你。

（音乐）

我不是故意要打开你的衣柜，我发誓。

wasn't trying to open your closet i

swear

哇哦。

莫妮卡在这里管理得很严格，不是吗？

here doesn't she

你在做什么？莫妮卡有一个秘密衣柜，她不让我看里面有什么。为什么不呢？我不知道她可能在里面藏了什么，我看不到。

closet and she won't let me see what's

in it why not i don't know what could

she possibly be hiding in here that i

can't see

我不知道。

ooh

我打赌是理查德。

莫妮卡为什么要把理查德藏在这里？嗯，我猜可能是她想既得鱼又得熊掌，你是鱼，理查德是熊掌。

here well off the top of my head uh

maybe she's having her cake and eating

it too you being the cake richard being

the two

或者

我们开始吧。

我看过一部电影，里面有一扇门，没有人知道门后面是什么。

door and nobody knew what was behind it

当他们终于打开它时，

成千上万的虫子涌了出来，它们大吃特吃人类。

bugs came pouring out and they feasted

on human flesh

你知道，尊重你妻子的隐私并不会害死你。

your wife's privacy

愚蠢的衣柜里全是虫子。

（音乐）

还不错，我用我妻子的工具自己把这些都弄上去了。

using my wife's tools

哦，天哪。

你是怎么进去的？

你太乱了。

不，你不应该看到这些。

我嫁给了弗雷德·桑福德。

泰勒，你不懂。

好吧，好吧，好吧，现在你知道了，没事了。

我，你知道，

我生病了。不，你没生病，看，我不是因为你有条理才爱你，

don't love you because you're organized

我爱你，尽管如此。

真的？

你答应不告诉任何人，对吧？

看，现在我知道了，如果我有一些额外的东西放在那里，我们可以分享衣柜吗？

some extra stuff lying around can we can

we share the closet oh

嗯，

只是，

我怕你会把它弄乱。

（音乐）

你

[英语]

[Music]

hey babe hey honey so we just got a

wedding gift from bob and fabing

they don't like us do they

who says he can't get a nice punch bowl

for under six bucks

maybe we can take it back no it doesn't

say where it came from where would we

return it how about to the street save

from the balcony

but why don't we just find a place for

it

how about in that cabinet no that's

where we keep the canned goods have you

completely forgotten everything you

learned at orientation

[Laughter]

how about the closet by the bathroom

oh okay here why don't you let me do it

no no no no i will do it honey you have

to learn to sit down and relax and let

your husband take care of things once in

a while

it's locked you have to help me

why is it locked

no reason

i i keep private things in there well

you know i've been living here for a

while and i have never seen what's

inside that closet what is what is in

there

feminine stuff don't try to make me

uncomfortable with them and stuff

taylor there is nothing in there that

concerns you

if you love me you'll just you'll let it

go

fine

thank you

love you

[Music]

i wasn't trying to open your closet i

wasn't trying to open your closet i

swear

wow

monica runs a pretty tight ship around

here doesn't she

what are you doing monica has a secret

closet and she won't let me see what's

in it why not i don't know what could

she possibly be hiding in here that i

can't see

i don't know

ooh

i bet it's richard

why would monica be keeping richard in

here well off the top of my head uh

maybe she's having her cake and eating

it too you being the cake richard being

the two

or

and here we go

i saw this movie once where there was a

door and nobody knew what was behind it

and when they finally got it open

millions and millions and millions of

bugs came pouring out and they feasted

on human flesh

you know it wouldn't kill you to respect

your wife's privacy

stupid closet full of bugs

[Music]

not too shabby i got this all up myself

using my wife's tools

oh my god

how did you get in there

you're messy

no you weren't supposed to see this

i married fred sanford

you know taylor you don't understand

okay okay okay fine now you know okay

i'm you know

i'm sick no great you're not sick look i

don't love you because you're organized

i love you in spite of that

really

you promise you won't tell anyone yes

and look now that i know if i've got

some extra stuff lying around can we can

we share the closet oh

well

it's just um

i'm afraid you might mess it up

[Music]

you

重点词汇

词汇	含义
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ B1	noun - 婚礼 (hūnlǐ)
gift /ɡɪft/ A2	noun - 礼物 (lǐwù)
return /rɪˈtɜːrn/ B1	verb - 返回 (fǎnhuí)
forgotten /fəˈɡɒtn/ B1	adjective - 被遗忘的 (bèi yíwàng de)
relax /rɪˈlæks/ B1	verb - 放松 (fàngsōng)
private /ˈpraɪvət/ B2	adjective - 私人的 (sīrén de)
secret /ˈsiːkrət/ B1	noun - 秘密 (mìmì)
hiding /ˈhaɪdɪŋ/ B1	verb - 隐藏 (yǐncáng)
messy /ˈmɛsi/ A2	adjective - 脏乱的 (zāngluàn de)
tools /tuːlz/ A2	noun - 工具 (gōngjù)
promise /ˈprɒmɪs/ B1	verb - 承诺 (chéngnuò)
respect /rɪˈspɛkt/ B2	noun - 尊重 (zūnzhòng)
privacy /ˈpraɪvəsi/ B2	noun - 隐私 (yǐnsī)
stuff /stʌf/ A2	noun - 东西 (dōngxi)
organized /ˈɔːɡənaɪzd/ B1	adjective - 有组织的 (yǒu zǔzhī de)

重点语法结构

• maybe we can take it back no it doesn't say where it came from

  ➔ 情态动词 **can** 表示能力或可能性

  ➔ 情态动词 **"can"** 表示说话者认为可以把礼物退回。

• how about the closet by the bathroom

  ➔ 使用 **how about + 名词短语** 提出建议

  ➔ **"how about"** 用来提出替代建议——这里指的是浴室旁的壁橱。

• you have to learn to sit down and relax

  ➔ **have to + 动词原形** 表示强制义务

  ➔ **"have to"** 后接动词原形 **"learn"** 表示必须做的动作。

• i wasn't trying to open your closet i swear

  ➔ 过去进行时否定 **wasn't + 动词‑ing**

  ➔ **"wasn't trying"** 使用过去进行时，表示当时并没有在尝试做某事。

• what are you doing monica has a secret closet

  ➔ 现在进行时疑问句 **what are + 主语 + 动词‑ing?**

  ➔ **what are you doing?** 用于询问正在进行的动作。

• i bet it's richard

  ➔ **I bet + 从句** 表示自信的猜测

  ➔ **“I bet”** 加上从句 **“it's Richard”** 表示对衣橱里是谁的强烈猜测。

• if they finally got it open millions of bugs came pouring out

  ➔ 真实过去条件句 **if + 过去式, ... + 过去式**

  ➔ **“if they finally got it open”** 用过去式表达了一个实际已发生的条件，结果 **“millions of bugs came pouring out”** 也使用过去式。

• you promise you won't tell anyone yes

  ➔ 承诺句中的 **won't + 动词** 将来否定式

  ➔ **won't tell** 表示未来的行为，承诺不会发生。

• let's share the closet

  ➔ **Let's + 动词原形** 用于包含说话者的礼貌提议

  ➔ **“let's”**（let us）后接动词原形 **“share”**，邀请说话者与听者共同完成某事。