hi honey I'm
00:00
home from the tequila
00:01
factory it was awful to get out of going
00:04
to dinner with Doug I told him that you
00:07
and I split up so then he took me to all
00:09
these strip clubs and sleazy bars and
00:11
then when I wouldn't give him my wedding
00:13
ring he threw a soda can at a
00:15
bird come here I can breathe through my
00:18
mouth you know what the worst part was I
00:23
got to see what my life would be like
00:26
without you you know it was like uh It's
00:27
a Wonderful Life with lap
00:30
dances please promise me that you will
00:34
never leave me that we will grow old
00:37
together and be with each other for the
00:39
rest of our
00:41
lives I
00:42
promise hey speaking of together how
00:46
about we send out a holiday card this
00:48
year o i I don't know if we're there yet
00:50
okay Chandler mon there's only one
00:53
banana nut muffin left oh we order mine
00:54
first yeah but I'm I'm so much faster
00:57
give it to me no give it to
01:01
me okay you can have
01:05
it there you go enjoy your
01:14
coffee that was there when I got
01:18
here hey you guys you will never guess
01:23
who's coming to New York quick Phoebe
01:26
tell us before you can swallow okay Ryan
01:28
that guy I went out with who's in the
01:30
Navy you went out with a guy in the Navy
01:33
yeah I met him when I was um playing
01:36
guitar in Washington Square Park Ryan
01:37
threw in saltwater taffy cuz he didn't
01:39
have any change hey is that when you
01:41
wrote saltwater taffy man
01:43
no no he is my submarine guy he
01:46
resurfaces like every couple years and
01:50
we have the most amazing three days
01:52
together only this time he's coming for
01:54
two weeks two whole weeks which means
01:56
yay
01:58
so wait this guy goes down for like two
02:01
years at a
02:03
time that'll teach you to lick my
02:07
muffin all
02:13
right oh no what happened I just spoke
02:15
to Carol Ben's got the chicken poox are
02:18
you kidding yeah so if you haven't
02:21
already had it chances are you're going
02:23
to get it well I've had it yeah I've had
02:24
it had it had it well I haven't ever had
02:27
it I Al left out oh
02:29
look die an old maid you're not going to
02:34
die an old maid maybe an old spinster
02:38
cook thanks hey now besides worse comes
02:44
to worse I'll be your
02:47
[Laughter]
02:51
boyfriend yeah
02:53
right why is that so funny
02:57
you made a joke right so I
03:00
laughed a little too
03:05
hard what am I not uh boyfriend
03:08
material no you're
03:11
Chandler you know
03:14
Chandler Okay so we've established my
03:18
name and hit
03:20
me but theoretically you know I mean say
03:22
we weren't friends say it's a blind dat
03:24
I show up at your door and I'm like uh
03:26
hey nice to meet you hey
03:28
I'd probably be scared of the guy using
03:32
a fake
03:34
Voice who sold a story to Archie Comics
03:35
oh my God that's so great oh wow you're
03:38
a poish riter I wish I had a present for
03:42
you a wait a
03:44
minute my last get get
03:48
bar you want to share it okay okay
03:54
hey hey hey Jan look I know you're mad
04:00
but I just want to say I'm sorry I I was
04:03
a total jerk completely o over the line
04:05
I just I hate pulp you know you know how
04:10
Monica feels about lowfat mayonnaise
04:14
it's not
04:16
many no way that you look like Ross's
04:17
mother then why would he say it because
04:21
he's crazy okay he came up to me earlier
04:23
and thanked me for my very moving
04:26
performance in Titanic
04:27
my mother's right never going to get
04:32
married you know what that
04:35
is who wouldn't want
04:37
you please I'm a single mom with a
04:39
30-year-old
04:42
son I'm getting married today
04:48
W morning Ross I'm getting married today
04:52
yeah y
04:56
you think you know I was
05:00
[Applause]
05:02
here well I've I've never done that with
05:09
you
05:11
before
05:13
nope so uh how are you how you how you
05:14
okay yeah yeah you oh yes yes
05:19
uh-huh
05:23
you we did you
05:26
well I better get going oh
05:32
absolutely could you not
05:38
look I don't want to look really think
05:40
this is okay well Ross and Emily aren't
05:42
going to use
05:44
it oh it's so
05:46
beautiful
05:48
oh you know I I don't know if I feel
05:50
right about this oh mama mom on
05:52
on this is the honeymoon suite the room
05:55
expects SE
05:58
the room would be disappointed if it
06:02
didn't get sex all the other honeymoon
06:04
sweets would think it was a
06:07
loser okay
06:10
okay Emily nope not under
06:13
here you know that night meant a lot to
06:18
me too and it wasn't cuz I was in a bad
06:20
place or anything it just meant a lot to
06:23
me cuz you're really hot
06:26
is that okay that's
06:33
okay and I'm cute
06:36
[Music]
06:38
too and you're cute too thank
06:39
you all right I got to go unpack
06:42
okay bye
06:49
I'm still on London time does that
07:04
count oh that counts oh
07:07
God you look cute in Bubbles N you're
07:09
just all liquored
07:13
up hey it's me I'm coming
07:17
in I've had a very long hard day
07:26
uh I'm going to go get some chicken you
07:30
want some uh no thanks no chicken
07:31
bye-bye then
07:33
okay you sure some extra crispie dirty
07:35
rice beans for the last time no get out
07:37
get out Joey
07:40
right are you okay I'm so sorry he
07:45
wouldn't leave he kept asking me if I
07:48
wanted
07:49
chicken
07:50
chicken I can eat some
07:53
chicken Hey Joe
07:56
yeah can I get a threepiece some klaa
08:01
and some beans and a coke D
08:04
[Laughter]
08:08
Coke nice try wait wait wait
08:14
wait look
08:20
Monica this is not going to work but
08:26
does will work
08:28
[Laughter]
08:32
you are so great I love
08:38
you what nothing I said I said you're so
08:50
great and then I just I just stopped
08:54
talking you said you love me I can't
08:57
believe this no I
08:59
didn't yes you did no I
09:02
didn't you love me no I don't stop it
09:06
stop it stop it stop
09:10
it see something sure what okay um this
09:13
is going to be fun watch me freak out
09:17
Chandler honey yeah listen
09:19
uh I I've been doing some thinking and I
09:24
don't know whether it's because we're
09:27
here or
09:28
Rachel's given
09:30
birth but
09:32
um I think we should try to have a
09:34
baby
09:40
okay what's that
09:44
now okay I've been thinking about it too
09:46
and I I think we're
09:48
ready are you kidding me you you you
09:52
think we're ready to have a baby now
09:55
this is fun
09:57
you're ready to have a baby my boy's all
10:00
grown
10:02
up you said you were ready too yeah but
10:03
I was just sring with you to to try to
10:06
get your voice all high and weird like
10:08
mine is now guess what haven't you
10:11
wanted a kid like forever okay just back
10:13
off
10:16
Mister hey what are you doing here
10:17
shouldn't you be at work uh they sit beh
10:19
they said I can't work if I'm
10:22
sick I'm so sorry that you're sick I'm
10:24
not
10:26
sick I don't get sick getting sick is
10:28
for weak leagues it's for
10:31
pansies honey no one thinks that you're
10:34
a Pansy but we do think that you need a
10:36
tissue I have not been sick in over
10:42
three
10:44
years I'm going to grab you some tissue
10:47
I I don't need a tissue I'm fine when
10:49
you put a d at the end of fine you're
10:53
not
10:55
fine I
10:58
fine I'm
11:00
fine you know it's a really hard word to
11:03
say okay so what do you what do you want
11:06
to do let's do something crazy I know
11:08
let's rest and drink lots of
11:12
fluids okay I'll rest but you know if
11:15
I'm going to bed then you're coming with
11:18
me see that would be impossible to
11:22
resist if you weren't
11:25
all drippy here
11:26
are you saying that you don't want to
11:31
get with
11:33
[Laughter]
11:35
this yeah I don't think you should say
11:39
that even when you're
11:41
healthy come
11:45
on don't take this personally okay it's
11:48
just that I just can't have sex with a
11:51
sick
11:53
person I'm with you Chandler I mean I
11:54
can't have sex with a sick person either
11:57
that's disgusting but I'm not sick let
11:58
me prove it to
12:02
you we are two healthy people and the
12:03
prbe of
12:07
Li see that's the thing I would like to
12:09
stay in the prime of
12:12
live
12:16
Adler oh what is it honey you need some
12:19
tea some
12:22
soup oh
12:25
calling Dr beig Dr beig to the
12:30
bed oh jeez honey I thought I thought
12:34
you were asleep how can I be asleep
12:37
knowing that you we the next
12:40
room I was
12:44
[Laughter]
12:46
asleep oh no no no honey you know what's
12:50
sexy
12:52
layers layers are sexy and blankets are
12:54
sexy and oh hot water bottles are sexy
12:57
come on get it to bed I want to prove
13:00
you that I'm not sick I want to make you
13:02
feel as good as I
13:04
feel please get some rest I'm
13:08
[Laughter]
13:12
fine Monica where is she I need to talk
13:17
to her it's urgent is she here hi Monica
13:20
I need to talk to you it's
13:23
urgent okay okay I've been doing a lot
13:25
of thinking about us you know a lot of
13:27
uh us
13:30
thinking and uh well I guess there's
13:31
only one one way to do
13:34
[Applause]
13:38
this what are you doing Monica no no no
13:41
don't don't don't don't do it will you
13:43
marry
13:45
[Applause]
13:47
me what a bad IDE oh I can't not look at
13:50
it Tayler why are you doing this
13:56
I don't
13:59
know but I know I'm not afraid to do
14:00
this
14:03
Chandler I'm doing this because I'm
14:05
sorry do you um you really think the
14:10
best reason to get married is because
14:13
you're sorry well no the best reason to
14:14
get married is
14:16
pregnancy sorry is pretty much fourth
14:20
you know behind being ready and actually
14:22
wanting to get
14:24
married will you be my wife
14:25
jaylor um I want you to take just a
14:31
minute and I want you to think about how
14:33
ridiculous this
14:35
sounds yeah I'm kind of wishing everyone
14:39
wasn't here right
14:41
now do you know that none of that stuff
14:45
came from me I mean I never said that I
14:47
wanted to have babies and get married
14:49
right now yeah I know but I was really
14:51
confused and then I talked to these guys
14:53
who two divorces and Joey
14:55
hey she's right you
14:59
know yeah but still cheap
15:02
shot you know what you know when I said
15:06
that I want you to deal with this
15:09
relationship stuff all on your own well
15:11
you're not ready for that I didn't think
15:14
I
15:16
was I can't wait for everyone at work to
15:19
see these
15:21
ow you go back to work tomorrow night
15:24
right yeah so if you want people to see
15:26
them then by definition you're not
15:28
having them taken out say at the break
15:30
of
15:32
dawn well if I had them taken out then I
15:32
wouldn't be able to do
15:35
this you like that
15:43
[Music]
15:48
right what are you singing It's Valero
15:52
from 10 it's Ride of the Valkyries from
15:55
Apocalypse Now
15:58
see here's the thing the cornrows are
16:00
really a solution to your frizzy hair
16:02
problem and now that we're home you
16:04
don't have that problem anymore so if
16:05
you think about it I hate
16:07
them what you said you like them did I
16:10
let's refresh I believe what I said was
16:14
that I could see your
16:16
scalp fine so you don't like them
16:19
everybody else does again let's Journey
16:21
back as I recall what Rachel said was
16:25
she had never never noticed the shape of
16:28
your skull before and
16:29
Joey well Joey didn't realize it was
16:32
anything
16:34
different you know what I don't care I
16:36
like it like this and and I'm going to
16:38
keep it you're just jealous because your
16:39
hair can't do
16:41
this
16:43
ow get yourself in the tooth and the
16:46
eye honey you've been in there for a
16:53
long time is everything okay
16:56
not
16:59
really I have a
17:02
problem
17:05
really what happened well I was dancing
17:06
around and singing No Woman No
17:11
Cry I got
17:15
stuck you can't move at all oh I can
17:18
move
17:21
if I untangle you will you please get
17:28
rid of the cornrow I guess
17:30
so some of these look a little Frid yeah
17:34
I I tried to gnaw myself
17:37
free so sorry please stop freaking
17:40
out I'm not freaking
17:44
out why would I be freaking out a woman
17:48
named Hildy called and said we were
17:51
getting married but that happens every
17:52
day honey
17:57
we were at this beautiful place and I I
17:59
I just put our names down for fun I mean
18:02
what's the harm in that right
18:03
here Chandler please don't think I was
18:08
trying to pressure you Phoebe and Rachel
18:10
just thought that Phoebe and Rachel so
18:12
the people that knew about our wedding
18:14
before me were you Phoebe and Rachel
18:16
Hildy and apparently some band called
18:19
The Starlight magic 7 who are available
18:21
by the
18:23
way it was a mistake please don't take
18:26
this to mean anything because it
18:29
doesn't
18:34
okay
18:36
really yes if it really doesn't mean
18:38
anything because you know that I'm just
18:40
not ready I know I
18:42
know
18:45
okay all right I'm going to go tell Joey
18:47
that that you're back you're really
18:50
worried about you
18:52
hey did she buy it totally so did Hildy
19:00
show you the place yeah it's beautiful
19:04
yeah I can't believe you're going to ask
19:07
Monica to marry you I
19:09
know 10 blocks down five to go oh wait
19:15
stop stop stop oh I'm sorry do you need
19:20
a
19:23
break my boot's in tan hey can you get a
19:25
little closer so I can can see the price
19:28
I can see it from right here it'll cost
19:29
you one
19:31
husband okay I'm sorry I think I I can
19:33
walk the rest of the way now just just
19:35
give me my
19:37
boots I don't have your boots well I
19:38
don't have them either where are they
19:41
well why don't you check in one of my
19:43
saddle bags while I chew on a bail of
19:44
hay okay come we got to go back and get
19:48
them honey are you seriously ever going
19:52
to wear the boots
19:54
again okay I'm never going to wear them
19:56
again
19:58
just didn't get a chance to say
19:59
goodbye you know what you can say
20:02
goodbye to the tan
20:04
ones
20:05
okay all
20:07
right okay bye boots wait half off what
20:09
did you just say you roll another hard a
20:15
and we get married here
20:18
tonight are you serious yes I love you
20:19
I've never loved anybody as much as I
20:23
love
20:25
you I've never loved anybody as I love
20:26
you okay so if an eight comes up we take
20:29
it as a sign and we do it what do you
20:32
say Okay
20:36
[Applause]
20:39
Go Okay that's a four and where where
20:43
where's the other one it went under the
20:45
table nobody moved you look that way I
20:48
look this
20:51
way here it is here it is
20:55
that could be a four or a
21:00
five it's your
21:03
[Applause]
21:05
call it's a
21:08
four I think so
21:13
too
21:17
everybody
21:18
loves is the most beautiful engag ring
21:25
ever yeah well you should know you
21:29
bought like a billion of
21:32
them yeah you didn't get
21:34
one okay well tonight's the big night
21:37
Hey listen how you going to ask her it
21:40
is going to be perfect I am taking her
21:42
to her favorite restaurant I'm going to
21:43
get her a bottle of this champagne that
21:45
she really loves therefore knows how
21:47
expensive it
21:49
is then when the glasses are full
21:51
instead of proposing a toast I'm just
21:54
going to propose a it sounds perfect
21:56
you're going to mess it up let me do
22:00
it I'm not going to mess it up if she
22:02
says no can I have the
22:05
ring she's not going to say no
22:06
if hey
22:12
hey I'm
22:15
M give it it's
22:19
gone phoi
22:22
[Music]
22:29
we practically
22:32
kissing I wasn't trying to open your
22:37
closet I wasn't trying to open your
22:39
closet I
22:40
swear wow Monica runs a pretty tight
22:42
ship around here doesn't
22:45
she what are you doing Monica has a
22:47
secret closet and she won't let me see
22:49
what's in it why not I don't know what
22:51
could she possibly be hiding in here
22:53
that I can't see I don't know ooh ooh I
22:55
bet it's
22:59
Richard why would Monica be keeping
23:02
Richard in here well off the top of my
23:04
head uh maybe she's having her cake and
23:07
eating it too you being the cake Richard
23:10
being the
23:12
twoo or and here we
23:14
go I saw this movie Once where there was
23:18
a door and nobody knew what was behind
23:20
it and when they finally got it open
23:22
millions and millions and millions of
23:25
bugs came p pouring out and they feasted
23:27
on human
23:29
flesh you know it wouldn't kill you to
23:32
respect your wife's
23:34
privacy stupid closet full of
23:40
bugs oh my
23:46
God Chandler
23:55
and all my
23:58
life I never thought I would be so
24:00
lucky is to fall in love with my
24:06
best my
24:11
best there's a reason why girls don't do
24:14
this okay okay I'll do it I
24:17
thought I I can do this
24:26
I thought that it mattered what I said
24:32
or where I said
24:36
it then I
24:38
realized the only thing that matters is
24:40
that
24:43
you you make me happier than I ever
24:47
thought I could
24:51
be and if you let me
24:55
I will spend the rest of my life trying
24:58
to make you feel the same
25:00
way will you marry
25:14
me yes
25:18
[Applause]
25:23
I knew you were likely to take a
25:34
wife can we come in yet we're dying out
25:38
here come in come
25:42
in we're
25:46
engag this is the least jealous I've
25:54
ever been
25:57
oh no wait no this is wrong Ross isn't
25:59
here
26:02
oh oh hell he's done this three times
26:03
she knows what it's about been acting
26:06
weird all afternoon yeah fine fine not
26:08
perfect but good
26:11
enough jeese what is with you I'm sorry
26:13
did you say
26:17
cheese all right what's going on Phoebe
26:19
thinks that you and Don are soulmates
26:22
and I don't believe in that kind of
26:25
stuff but then you two totally get along
26:26
so look I won't stand in your way if you
26:27
want to run off with Dawn and live in a
26:29
house of
26:31
cheese Taylor you don't believe in
26:33
soulmates no but I'm sure Tomatoes
26:35
does I don't believe in soulmates
26:39
either you don't no I don't think that
26:42
you and I were destined to end up
26:45
together I think that we fell in love
26:47
and and we work hard at our relationship
26:49
some days we work really
26:52
hard so you you don't want to live with
26:54
Donna and shees
26:57
house no I I I've had second thoughts
26:59
about that do you realize how hard that
27:01
would be to
27:03
clean I love you I know you know what
27:05
I'm going to take you out to dinner
27:09
tonight I found this place that makes
27:10
the greatest mozzarella sticks in
27:12
jalapeno
27:14
poppers no really they taste so good hey
27:16
what's going on I found a note on my
27:20
door come to Monica's quick bring
27:23
champagne and a Three Musketeers Bar
27:24
yeah I'll take
27:27
what's up Monica and I are
27:30
engaged my
27:32
God congratulations where is she I'm
27:38
engaged I'm
27:42
engaged yeah she's been out there for 20
27:44
minutes I'm surprised you didn't hear
27:46
her on the way over I thought it was
27:47
just a kid yelling I'm gay I'm
27:49
gay can I bring her in no no let her
27:52
stay out there it's sweet I'm getting
27:55
married
27:57
I'm going to be a
27:58
bride no I will not shut up because I'm
28:01
engaged oh big talk huh why don't you
28:06
come over here and say that to me huh
28:09
buddy yeah my fiance will kick your
28:11
ass come on apartment 20 apartment
28:15
20 okay you get her in here you Bolt the
28:20
door I'll be in the
28:22
closet hey what's the matter somebody on
28:24
the sub boy licked my neck lick my neck
28:27
oh Wily is still
28:30
alive what are you guys doing oh my mom
28:33
called they're going to run our
28:35
engagement announcement in the local
28:36
paper so they're looking for a good
28:38
picture of us oo I'm afraid that does
28:39
not
28:41
exist that's not true they're great
28:42
pictures of us no there are great
28:45
pictures of you standing next to a guy
28:46
who's going like
28:48
this oh my God that's the creep that
28:50
you're with at the Statue of
28:53
Liberty I don't know what it is I just
28:56
can't take a good picture here's a great
28:58
one yeah I'm not in that no but look at
29:01
me all
29:04
tan he why don't you guys go get
29:05
portraits done by a professional
29:07
photographer it's a great idea I bet
29:09
they have one of those wind machines you
29:11
know
29:12
like yeah that's great next to that
29:15
Chandler won't look so
29:17
stupid Chandler what do you say all
29:20
right but I should warn you I'm not
29:22
going I'm going
29:24
[Applause]
29:28
[Music]
29:29
great that's great Monica
29:32
great now Chandler you want to give us a
29:35
smile
29:38
okay I'm sorry is the seat uncomfortable
29:43
no I
29:45
am Chandler I know you can do this okay
29:46
you have a beautiful smile I do
29:50
yeah all right maybe you don't have to
29:54
smile let's try something else let's try
29:56
um try looking sexy
29:58
okay or
30:07
not I know let's try a look a far off
30:13
wonderment okay we'll we'll gaze into
30:18
our future and we'll think about our
30:20
marriage and the days to come okay
30:22
Chandler what is the matter with your
30:30
face like this picture supposed to say
30:33
Geller and being to be married not Local
30:35
woman saves drowning
30:37
hey don't laugh at him he's my
30:41
drowning
30:44
that's it that's it take it take
30:46
it I like this one it seems to say I
30:54
love you you and that's why I have to
30:57
kill
30:59
you can't all be bad find the one where
31:01
you make your bedroom
31:05
eyes oh there it is oh my God those are
31:07
my bedroom
31:10
eyes why did you ever sleep with
31:12
me do you really want to pull at that
31:15
thread s that's a great smile easy
31:19
natural now pretend I have a camera
31:24
are you changing it I can't help it all
31:29
right all right all right all right you
31:32
want to know what I do when I take
31:33
resume shots borrow money from
31:34
me yeah okay first first of all you want
31:38
to make it look spontaneous right okay
31:42
so here's what I do I look down look
31:44
down keep looking down then I look
31:47
up see all right now you try look down
31:52
you're looking down keep looking down
31:56
why is the jelly on your
31:58
shoe I had a
32:00
[Music]
32:03
donut hey there you are there I
32:06
am you okay yeah Joey said I uh I needed
32:09
to relax so he gave me an
32:13
antihistamine yeah and then I fell
32:16
asleep on the subway and went all the
32:18
way to Brooklyn Brooklyn is
32:19
far jayler what were you thinking no no
32:23
but don't worry don't worry because I
32:25
know how to take a picture
32:27
now okay see look
32:29
down look
32:32
down look
32:35
[Music]
32:36
down Chandler
32:42
yeah guys check it out my mom sent me
32:48
the paper oh let's see it
32:51
okay oh yeah that looks good you guys
32:54
make a very very attractive
32:57
couple yeah we look great together we
33:01
really do
33:05
okay wow imagine what our kids would
33:07
look like you know we don't have to
33:10
imagine I'm marrying her we just see so
33:13
we both finished our vows oh can we read
33:18
them yeah just as long as I don't hear
33:21
trailers and he doesn't hear mine okay
33:23
oh
33:30
[Laughter]
33:31
oh oh that's
33:34
beautiful funny one that's
33:37
good Monica will you marry
33:40
me what I don't get it oh
33:45
yeah oh man this is hilarious
33:51
Chandler don't worry honey we'll make
33:55
here's
33:57
funnier just realized I don't care if he
34:00
is the most perfect guy in the
34:02
world he's not you yeah he's
34:05
better no he's
34:10
not and if I can't get pregnant with you
34:13
then I don't want to get pregnant by him
34:15
or anyone
34:18
else really are you sure yeah I'm sure
34:20
thank God because I don't want to do
34:24
this either you no I was just just doing
34:26
it because I thought that was what you
34:28
wanted to do you know I'm the husband
34:29
I'm supposed to bring the
34:31
sperm that is so
34:34
sweet I love
34:37
you so you know this leaves us
34:42
with
34:45
adoption how do you feel about
34:47
that I think I feel okay about
34:50
it actually I I I think I feel really
34:53
good about it
34:56
me too I want to find a baby that needs
34:59
a home and I want to raise it with
35:02
you and I want to mess it up in our own
35:04
specific
35:06
way so this is it we we're really going
35:09
to
35:13
adopt
35:13
yeah oh my God we're going to be parents
35:15
we are going to be great parents and it
35:18
could be soon I mean I mean think about
35:21
it right now Somewhere Out There Our
35:23
baby could be being conceived
35:26
wait if we're lucky and we're really
35:28
really really quiet we may be able to
35:31
hear the sound of a condom breaking
35:34
we're already late for phoe's birthday
35:35
dinner so you're going to put out that
35:37
cigarette we're going to put this fight
35:39
on hold and go have sex fine
35:41
what sex this is the last day that I'm
35:45
ovulating and if we if we don't do it
35:48
now then we're going to have to wait
35:49
till next month you're
35:50
serious oh yeah all right fine I'll do
35:53
it but no talking a and no cuddling and
35:56
no kissing your neck oh good I hate it
35:59
when you do
36:02
that and lots of kissing your
36:05
neck
36:10
hello oh
36:13
hi oh my god really I can't wait to tell
36:15
Chandler okay
36:20
goodbye wrong
36:22
number that was
36:24
Laura she gave us a great report and we
36:25
are officially on the waiting list
36:28
that's great now we just have to wait
36:30
for a call and and someone tells us
36:31
there's a baby waiting for us
36:33
oh
36:47
hello have you seen Joey's bat okay the
36:49
turkeyy in the oven the stuffing is
36:53
ready you know you always cook this meal
36:54
all by yourself
36:56
let me help this here A Chandler that's
36:58
sweet but you don't have to do
37:00
everything Dr Phil tells you to
37:02
do I'm serious let me do something just
37:04
not the turkey or the stuffing nothing
37:07
high-profile let's see oh the cranberry
37:10
sauce it's easy to make and no one
37:13
really cares about
37:14
it tell me more okay I'm going to go
37:16
check on something across the hall you
37:19
start by washing these
37:21
okay not with salt
37:24
you obviously haven't Taste of my pal
37:31
Olive potatoes can take it from here
37:33
thanks dearly
37:38
beloved I'm sorry I'm a little
37:39
late may be confused by this now but you
37:44
won't be Memorial Day Weekend
37:48
2002 well let's get started before the
37:54
groom off again
37:57
huh we are gathered here
38:04
today to join this
38:07
man and this woman in the bonds of holy
38:09
matrimony I've known Monica and Chandler
38:15
for a long time and I cannot imagine two
38:17
people more perfect for each other
38:22
and
38:27
now as I've left my notes in my dressing
38:28
room we shall proceed to the vows
38:32
Monica he took off come on come
38:37
on
38:46
Chandler for so long I I wondered if I
38:48
would ever find my
38:52
prince my soulmate
38:54
then three years ago at another wedding
38:57
I turned to a friend for
39:00
comfort and instead I found everything
39:02
that I'd ever been looking for my whole
39:05
life and
39:10
now here we
39:13
are with our future before
39:16
us and I only want to spend it with
39:19
you my
39:24
prince my soul
39:25
mate my
39:28
friend unless you don't want
39:33
to you
39:37
go
39:40
Chandler that's
39:43
okay I thought this was going to be the
39:50
most difficult thing I ever had to
39:52
do but when I saw you walking down that
39:55
aisle I realized how simple it
39:58
was I love
40:02
you any surprises that come our way it's
40:05
okay because I will always love
40:08
you you are the person I was meant to
40:13
spend the rest of my life
40:15
with you want to know if I'm
40:17
sure you uh may now kiss the bride
40:23
so I guess by the powers vested in Me by
40:30
the state of New York and the internet
40:33
guys I Now pronounce you husband and
40:39
wife oh
40:43
wait do you take each other I do I do
40:45
yeah you
40:49
do brings oh crap okay
40:52
um uh let's do the
40:56
Rings we good yeah
41:10
good once again I pronounce you husband
41:13
and wife now kiss her again
41:18
[Applause]
41:26
hey oh my God
41:38
hey look at that it's a Christmas
41:42
miracle what are you doing here I wanted
41:47
to be with you I missed you so much hey
41:50
hey uh who' you miss the most Monica
41:54
gotcha I never want to leave you again
42:02
but I thought if you left you'd get
42:05
fired turns out they can't fire me
42:06
because I quit what what you you really
42:09
quit your job yeah it was a stupid job
42:13
and I could not stand leaving you and
42:16
why should I be the only one who doesn't
42:19
get to do what he really wants to do
42:20
what do you really want to do I have not
42:22
thought this through
42:25
oh my God I know I I should have talked
42:28
to you first about it no I think that
42:30
this is what you want to do I think it's
42:32
great
42:35
thanks Chandler your being here is the
42:37
best Christmas present I could have ever
42:41
imagined Now give me my real
42:43
gift what do we do what do you mean what
42:46
do we do
42:48
twins
42:50
twins tayor you're panicking uh-huh join
42:52
me won't you
42:56
okay what do you say we keep one and
42:59
then just like have an option on the
43:00
other one we can't split them up why not
43:02
we could give each of them half a
43:06
medallion and then years later they'll
43:07
find each
43:10
other and be
43:12
reunited I mean that's a great day for
43:14
everybody okay what if the person who
43:17
adopts the other one is horrible what if
43:19
they're not what if it's adopted by a
43:21
king yeah because I hear the king is
43:24
looking to adopt
43:26
Monica we are not ready to have two
43:28
babies that doesn't matter we have
43:30
waited so long for this I don't care if
43:33
it's two babies I don't care if it's
43:36
three babies I don't care if the entire
43:37
cast of Eight is Enough comes out of
43:40
there do you think they recognize each
43:47
other from in
43:49
there maybe unless they're like two
43:51
people who've lived in apartments next
43:53
to each other for years and then one day
43:55
they're pushed through a vagina and they
43:57
meet oh look at these little bunnies I
44:06
know you ready to
44:10
trade okay
44:13
okay all right let's see
44:15
we could trade later yeah I'm
44:27
good oh my God oh my
44:31
God my go
44:37
hey hey so what is the big
44:44
[Laughter]
44:47
surprise my
44:51
God okay okay okay awkward question the
44:53
hospital knows you took took two right
44:56
yes twins oh my God they're so cute now
44:59
what what what kinds are they are they
45:02
okay this is a boy and that's a girl her
45:04
name is
45:08
Erica hey that pregnant girl's name was
45:09
Erica yeah it's a shame you two didn't
45:12
get to spend more time
45:15
together and we named the boy Jack after
45:18
Dad it's going to be so happy ah Jack
45:20
Bing I love that well it sounds like
45:24
like a 40 newspaper guy you know Jack
45:26
Bing morning Gazette I'm going to I'm
45:28
going to blow this story wide open cute
45:30
cute no fair I don't even have one how
45:34
come they get two you'll get one oh yeah
45:37
when all right I'll tell you what when
45:41
we're 40 if neither of us are married
45:43
what do you say you and I get together
45:47
and have one why won I be married when
45:48
I'm
45:50
40 oh no no no I I just meant
45:51
hypothetically okay hypothetically why
45:54
won't I be married when I'm 40 no no no
45:56
no no what is it seriously is there
45:59
something fundamentally unmarriable
46:00
about
46:02
me uh uh
46:03
well dear God this this parachute is a
46:05
napsack mom everything's going fine
46:10
really yeah Ross is great he's a he's in
46:12
a whole other place now he's
46:15
gone no no you you don't have to fly
46:19
back
46:21
really what do you mean this might be
46:22
your only chance would you stop I'm only
46:24
26 I'm I'm not even thinking about
46:28
babies yet
46:30
[Music]
46:44
歌词与翻译
[中文]
嗨，亲爱的，我
从龙舌兰酒工厂回家，
...
和道格一起吃饭真是太糟糕了，我告诉他你
和我分手了，然后他带我去了所有
这些脱衣舞俱乐部和肮脏的酒吧，
然后当我不给他我的婚礼
戒指时，他向一只
鸟扔了一个汽水罐，来这里我可以通过我的呼吸呼吸
嘴你知道最糟糕的部分是什么我
看到我的生活会是什么样子
没有你你知道这就像呃这是
美好的生活与圈
跳舞请答应我，你会
永远不会离开我，我们会一起变老
并在我们的
剩余的
生活中彼此在一起 生活我
保证嘿一起谈论
我们今年
年寄出一张节日贺卡o i我不知道我们是否已经到了
好吧，钱德勒，我只剩下一个
香蕉坚果松饼哦，我们点我的
首先是的，但我快多了
把它给我，不要把它给
我，好吧，你可以吃
，你去享受吧你的
咖啡就在那里，当我
在这里嘿，你们永远猜不到
谁会来纽约快菲比
在你吞下之前告诉我们好吗瑞恩
我和我一起出去的那个人是
海军你和一个海军的人出去了
是的，我在华盛顿广场公园弹
吉他时遇到了他瑞安
扔了咸水太妃糖，因为他没有
有任何零钱，嘿，当你
写咸水太妃糖人
不，不，他是我的潜艇人，他
每隔几年就会重新出现，
我们度过了最令人惊奇的三天
在一起，只是这次他要来
两周两周，这意味着
耶
等一下，这个家伙在
，他会教你舔我的
时间里呆了大约两年
松饼
对吧，哦，不，发生了什么，我刚刚和卡罗尔
说过，本得了鸡屎
你在开玩笑，是的，所以如果你还没有
已经拥有它，那么你可能会
得到它，我已经拥有它了，是的，我已经拥有了
它拥有它很好，我从来没有拥有过
它我已经遗漏了哦
看看死一个老处女你不会
死一个老处女也许是一个老处女
做饭谢谢嘿，除了更糟糕的事情来了
更糟糕的是，我会成为你的
[笑声]
男朋友是的
对了，为什么这么有趣
你开了个玩笑，所以我
也笑了一点
我不是呃男朋友
材料不，你是
钱德勒，你知道
钱德勒好吧，我们已经确定了我的
名字并点击
我，但理论上你知道我的意思是说
我们不是朋友，说这是一个盲目的家伙
我出现在你家门口，我就像呃
嘿很高兴见到你嘿
我可能会害怕那个使用
一个假的
向Archie Comics卖故事的声音的人
哦我的上帝，太棒了哦哇你是
一个优雅的作家，我希望我有一份礼物给
你等一下
分钟我的最后得到
酒吧你想分享它好吧好吧
嘿嘿嘿简看看我知道你很生气
但我只想说对不起我我
完全是个混蛋完全越线了
我只是我讨厌纸浆你知道你知道
莫妮卡对低脂蛋黄酱的感觉如何
这不是
你看起来不像罗斯的
母亲那他为什么要这么说，因为
他疯了，好吧，他早些时候来找我
并感谢我
在《泰坦尼克号》中令人感动的表演
我妈妈是对的，永远不会结婚
你知道吗
谁不想
拜托，我是一个单亲妈妈，有一个
30岁的
儿子，我今天要结婚
早上好，罗斯，我今天要结婚
是的，
你以为你知道我
[鼓掌]
在这里很好，我从来没有和
你这样做过
之前
不，呃，你好吗，你怎么样，你怎么样
好吧，是的，是的，是的
嗯哼
你我们干了你
好吧，我最好走了哦
你绝对不能
看我不想看起来真的想
这没关系罗斯和艾米丽不会
会使用
它哦，它是如此
美丽
哦你知道我我不知道我是否感觉
是对的哦，妈妈妈妈
这是蜜月套房，房间
期待SE
如果房间
在蜜月期间没有做爱，房间会很失望
甜食会认为这是一个
失败者好吧
好吧艾米丽不下面
在这里你知道那天晚上对
我来说意义重大也不是因为我在一个糟糕的
地方或任何事情，这对
我来说意义重大，因为你真的很性感
没关系，没关系
好吧，我很可爱
[音乐]
你也很可爱，谢谢
你好吧，我得去收拾行李了
好吧再见
我还在伦敦时间算数哦，这很重要哦
...
上帝啊，你在泡泡N里看起来很可爱，你
喝得酩酊大醉
嘿，是我，我来了
，我度过了漫长而艰难的一天
呃，我要去买一些鸡肉，你
想要一些，呃，不，谢谢，没有鸡肉
再见
好吧，你最后一次肯定要吃一些额外的脆皮脏
米豆，不要出去
出去乔伊
对吧，我很抱歉他
不肯离开，他一直问我是否
想要
鸡肉
鸡肉我可以吃一些
鸡肉嘿乔
是的，我可以买三块一些 klaa
和一些豆子和一杯可乐 D
[笑声]
可乐很好尝试等等等等
等等看
莫妮卡，这不会起作用，但
确实会起作用
[笑声]
你太棒了，我爱
你啥也没说，我说你太棒了
太棒了，然后我就停止了
说你说你爱我，我不敢
相信，不，我
没有，是的，你没有，我
，你不爱我吗，不，我不会阻止它
停下来停下来
它看到了一些确定的东西，嗯，这
会很有趣，看我吓坏了
钱德勒亲爱的，是的，听着
呃，我一直在思考，我
不知道是因为我们在这里
还是
瑞秋生了
，但是
嗯，我想我们应该尝试生一个
宝贝
好吧那是什么
现在好吧我也一直在想这件事
我想我们
准备好了你在开玩笑吗你你你
我想我们现在已经准备好生孩子了
这很有趣
你已经准备好要孩子了我的孩子
长大了
你说你也准备好了是的但是
我只是想和你一起唱
让你的声音变得又高又奇怪，就像
我的现在猜猜你没有
想要一个像永远这样的孩子好吗，回来
吧
先生，嘿你在这儿做什么
你不应该在工作吗，呃他们坐着
他们说如果我生病了我就不能工作
我很抱歉你生病了我
没有
生病了我不会生病生病是
对于弱联盟来说是
三色堇亲爱的没有人认为你是
三色堇，但我们确实认为你需要一张
纸巾我已经超过
三年
年没有生病了我要给你拿一些纸巾
我我不需要纸巾 我很好
你在很好的末尾加上了 d 你
不
很好 我
很好 我
很好 你知道这是一个很难说的词
说好所以你想做什么你想要
做什么让我们做一些疯狂的事情我知道
让我们休息并喝大量
液体 好吧我会休息一下，但你知道，如果
我要睡觉了，那么你就和
一起来吧，我看，如果你不是
抗拒
这里浑身湿淋淋的，那是不可能的
你是说你不想
和
在一起[笑声]
是的，我认为你不应该说
，即使你
健康来
别把这当成是针对你个人的，好吧
只是我不能与
生病的
人发生性关系，我和你在一起，钱德勒，我的意思是我
也不能与病人发生性关系
这很恶心，但我没有生病，让
我向
你证明，我们是两个健康的人，
的
李看到，这就是我想要
保持巅峰状态的事情
现场
阿德勒哦，这是什么，亲爱的，你需要一些
茶一些
汤哦
叫Dr beig Dr beig到
床上哦天啊亲爱的我以为我以为
你睡着了我怎么能睡着
知道你是我们隔壁的
房间我
[笑声]
睡着了哦不不不亲爱的你知道什么是
性感
层层很性感，毯子很性感
性感，哦热水袋很性感
快点上床吧我想向你证明
我没有生病我想让你
感觉和我一样好
感觉请休息一下我
[笑声]
很好莫妮卡她在哪里我需要和她谈谈
，她在这里，你好，莫妮卡
我需要和你谈谈，这
很紧急，好吧，我已经做了很多
想着我们，你知道很多
呃我们
的想法，嗯，好吧，我想
只有一种方法可以做
[掌声]
这你在做什么Monica 不不不
不要不要不要不要这样做，你会
结婚
[掌声]
我真是一个糟糕的 IDE 哦，我不能不看
它泰勒你为什么要这样做
我不
知道，但我知道我不害怕这样做
这
Chandler 我是这样做是因为我
对不起，你真的认为
结婚的最好理由是因为
你很抱歉，不
结婚的最好理由是
怀孕抱歉几乎是第四
你知道背后的准备，实际上
想要
结婚，你会成为我的妻子吗
杰勒嗯，我希望你只接受一个
分钟，我想让你想想这
是多么荒谬
听起来是的，我有点希望每个人
不在这里
现在你知道那些东西
都不是我发出的吗？我的意思是我从来没有说过我
想要生孩子并结婚
现在是的，我知道，但我真的
很困惑，然后我和这些人交谈了
两次离婚和乔伊
嘿，她是对的，你
知道是的，但仍然很便宜
当我说
我希望你自己处理这些
关系问题时，你知道吗
你还没有准备好，我没想到
我
我迫不及待地想让工作中的每个人
看到这些
你明天晚上回去工作吧
对，是的，所以如果你想让人们看到
那么根据定义，你不会
让他们在
，如果我把它们拿出来，那么我
黎明的休息时说
就无法做
这个你喜欢那个
[音乐]
对了，你在唱什么这是瓦莱罗
从10开始，这是来自
的女武神的骑行《现代启示录》
看看这就是玉米辫
真正解决你卷曲头发
问题的方法，现在我们回家了，你
不再有这个问题了，所以如果
你想想我讨厌
他们你说你喜欢他们，我
让我们刷新一下我相信我所说的是
我可以看到你的
头皮很好，所以你不喜欢它们
其他人再次让我们旅行
回来，因为我记得雷切尔说的是
她以前从来没有注意到
你头骨的形状，
乔伊好吧乔伊没有意识到这是
任何东西
不同你知道我不在乎我
喜欢这样，我要去
保持它，你只是嫉妒，因为你的
头发做不到
这
让你自己陷入困境，
你已经在那里呆了很长时间的 眼睛亲爱的一切都好
...
不是
我真的有一个
问题
真的发生了什么事，我正在跳舞
，唱着《No Woman No》
哭了，我被
卡住了，你根本动不了哦，我可以
移动
如果我解开你，请你把
摆脱玉米穗，我猜
所以其中一些看起来有点弗里德是的
我试图咬自己
自由所以抱歉请停止恐惧
我没有害怕
为什么我会害怕一个名叫希尔迪的女人
打电话说我们要
结婚，但这种事每
天都会发生亲爱的
我们在这个美丽的地方，我我
我只是为了好玩而把我们的名字记下来我的意思是
这样做有什么害处
在这里钱德勒请不要以为我
尝试向你施加压力，菲比和瑞秋
只是认为菲比和瑞秋所以
在我之前知道我们婚礼的人
就是你们菲比和瑞秋
希尔迪，显然还有一个名为
星光魔法7的乐队，他们以
这是一个错误，请不要认为
方式可用
这意味着什么，因为
不
好吧
真的是的，如果它真的不意味着
任何事情，因为你知道我只是
还没准备好，我知道我
知道
好吧，好吧，我要去告诉乔伊
你回来了，你真的
担心你
嘿，她完全买了吗，希尔迪也这样
给你看了地方是的，很漂亮
是的，我不敢相信你会向
莫妮卡求婚，我
知道再往前走10个街区还有5个街区哦，等等
停停停哦，对不起，你需要
一只
把我的靴子晒成棕褐色，嘿你能
靠近一点吗，这样我就能看到价格
我可以从这里看到它这将花费
你一个
丈夫，好吧，对不起，我想我可以
走完剩下的路，只需
给我我的
靴子，我没有你的靴子，我
也没有，他们在哪里
好吧，你为什么不检查我的其中一只
马鞍袋，而我嚼着
干草，好吧，我们得回去拿
亲爱的，你真的要
再穿靴子
好吧，我再也不会穿它们
...
只是没有机会说
再见，你知道你能说什么
再见晒黑的
靴子
好吧
好吧，再见，靴子等一下
你刚刚说你再用力滚动一下吗
我们在这里结婚
今晚你是认真的吗，是的，我爱你
我从来没有像我那样爱过任何人
爱
你 我从来没有像我那样爱过任何人
你好吧，所以如果出现 8，我们将
作为一个标志，我们就这样做你
说好的
[鼓掌]
去好吧，这是一个四，在哪里
另一张在
桌子下，没有人移动你，你看起来那样我
看这个
方式在这里，它在这里，
可能是一个四，也可能是一个
五，这是你的
[鼓掌]
电话这是
四个，我也这么认为
...
每个人
都喜欢是最美丽的订婚戒指
是的，你应该知道你
买了大约十亿颗
是的，你没有得到
一个，好吧，今晚是个重要的夜晚
嘿，听着，你要如何问她
会很完美，我要带她去
去她最喜欢的餐厅，我要
给她买一瓶她真正喜欢的香槟，因此知道
...
它有多贵
当杯子满了的时候
而不是提议敬酒，我只是
提议一个听起来很完美的
你会把事情搞砸的，让我来吧
我不会搞砸的如果她
说不，我可以拿
戒指吗，她不会拒绝
，如果嘿
嘿，我
我给它
走了phoi
[音乐]
我们几乎
接吻我没有试图打开你的
衣柜我没有试图打开你的
壁橱一
发誓哇莫妮卡运行得很紧
这里的船不会
她在做什么莫妮卡有一个
秘密衣柜，她不让我看到
里面有什么为什么不我不知道
她可能藏在这里
我看不到我不知道哦哦我
打赌这是
理查德为什么会莫妮卡把
理查德留在这儿，远离我的
头顶，呃，也许她正在吃蛋糕，
也吃它，你是蛋糕理查德
是
二人，或者我们
去吧，我看了这部电影。曾经有
一扇门，没有人知道
后面是什么，当他们最终打开它时
数以百万计的数以百万计的人
虫子倾巢而出，它们以
人类
肉为食，你知道这不会杀了你
尊重你妻子的
隐私愚蠢的壁橱，里面装满了
虫子哦，我的
上帝钱德勒
和我的
一生，我从来没有想过我会如此
幸运的是爱上了我的
最好的我
最好是女孩不这么做是有原因的
这好吧好吧我会这么做我
以为我能做到
我认为我说什么很重要
或者我在哪里说
然后我
意识到唯一重要的是
...
你让我比我想象的更快乐
...
是的，如果你让我
我会用我的余生尝试
让你有同样的感觉
你会嫁给我吗
是的
[掌声]
我知道你可能会娶一个
妻子，我们可以进来吗，但我们快要死了
进来吧
我们正在
参与这个是我
有史以来最不嫉妒的
哦不等等，这是错的罗斯不
在这里
哦哦天哪，他已经这样做了三次
她知道这是怎么回事
整个下午都很奇怪是的好吧好吧不是
完美但很好
够了天哪我很抱歉
你说了吗
奶酪好吧，菲比
认为你和唐是灵魂伴侣
，我不相信那种
的东西，但你们两个完全相处
所以看，如果你
想和黎明私奔，住在
房子
奶酪泰勒，你不相信
灵魂伴侣，但我确信西红柿
我不相信灵魂伴侣
要么你不相信，要么我不认为
你和我注定要
在一起我认为我们相爱
并且我们努力维持我们的关系
有些日子我们真的
努力工作所以你不想和你住在一起
唐娜和她
房子没有我我我已经有了新的想法
你知道
清洁起来有多难吗
我爱你我知道你知道
今晚我要带你出去吃晚饭
我发现这个地方可以制作
最好的马苏里拉奶酪棒
墨西哥辣椒
爆米花不真的味道很好嘿
发生了什么事我在我的
门上发现了一张纸条，快来莫妮卡
香槟和三剑客酒吧
是的，我会带
莫妮卡最近怎么样，我
订婚了我的
上帝恭喜她在哪里我
订婚了我
订婚了是的，她已经在那里呆了20
分钟了，我很惊讶你没听到
她来的路上我以为
只是一个孩子大喊我是同性恋我是
同性恋我可以带她进来吗不不让她
留在那儿很甜蜜我要
结婚
我要成为
新娘不我不会闭嘴，因为我
订婚了哦大话哈为什么难道你不
过来对我说这句话吗，哈
伙计，是的，我的未婚夫会踢你的
屁股，快来公寓 20 公寓
20 好吧，你把她带进来，用螺栓锁上
门，我会在
壁橱里，嘿，怎么了
上有人舔我的脖子，舔我的脖子
哦威利依旧
你们在做什么哦我的妈妈
打电话说他们要在当地
订婚公告，所以他们正在寻找一张我们的
报纸上刊登我们的
好照片哦，恐怕
不
存在，那不是真的，他们很棒
我们的照片不，有很棒的
你站在一个男人
旁边的照片，他会像
天哪，这就是
你在自由女神像旁的怪物，我不知道那是什么，我只是
...
拍不出一张好照片，这里有一张很棒的照片
是的，我不在里面，但是看看
我全部
晒黑了，你们为什么不去让专业人士拍摄
肖像呢？
摄影师，我打赌这是个好主意
他们有一台你
知道的风力机
就像是的，旁边那很棒
钱德勒看起来不会那么
愚蠢的钱德勒你说什么
对，但我应该警告你我不会
我要去
[鼓掌]
[音乐]
太棒了，太棒了莫妮卡
现在太棒了钱德勒你想给我们一个
微笑
好吧，对不起，座位不舒服
不，我
是钱德勒，我知道你可以做到这一点
你有一个美丽的微笑，我愿意
是的，好吧，也许你不必
微笑，让我们尝试点别的吧尝试
嗯，尝试看起来性感
好吧，或者
不，我知道让我们尝试看看遥远的
奇迹好吧，我们会凝视
我们的未来，我们会思考我们的
婚姻和未来的日子，好吧
钱德勒你的
脸怎么了，就像这张照片应该说的
盖勒和要结婚的不是本地人
女人救了溺水者
嘿，别笑他，他是我的
溺水者
就这样吧
我喜欢这个，它似乎在说我
爱你，所以我必须
杀死
你们总不能都不好，找到那个让你做卧室的人
...
眼睛哦，那是哦，天哪，那是
我的卧室
眼睛你为什么要和
我睡觉你真的想拉那个
线那是一个伟大的微笑容易
自然现在假装我有一个相机
你改变它我无法帮助这一切
好吧好吧好吧好吧你
想知道我拍的时候做什么
恢复拍摄从
我那里借钱是的好吧首先你想要的
让它看起来自然吧好吧
所以这就是我要做的我低头看
低头继续低头然后我看
向上看看现在你试着低头看
你低头继续低头
为什么你的
鞋子上有果冻我有一个
[音乐]
甜甜圈嘿你在那里我
你还好吧耶乔伊说我呃我需要
放松一下所以他给了我
抗组胺药是的然后我
在地铁上睡着了然后一路
去布鲁克林是
远杰勒你在想什么不不
但是别担心别担心，因为我
知道如何拍照
现在好吧看看
向下看
向下看
[音乐]
向下钱德勒
是的，大家看看我妈妈发给我的
报纸哦，让我们看看
好吧，哦，是的，你们看起来不错
做一对非常非常有吸引力的
情侣是的，我们在一起看起来很棒我们
真的
好吧哇想象一下我们的孩子会是什么样子
就像你知道的，我们不必
想象我要嫁给她，我们只是看到这样
我们都完成了我们的誓言哦，我们可以读一下
是的，只要我没有听到
预告片，他也没有听到我的预告片，好吧
哦
[笑声]
哦哦，那是
美丽有趣的，
好莫妮卡你愿意嫁给我吗
我不明白哦
是啊天哪，这太搞笑了
钱德勒别担心，亲爱的我们会让
这里
更有趣刚刚意识到我不在乎他
是
世界上最完美的人他不是你是的他
更好不他是
不，如果我不能怀上你
那么我不想怀上他
或任何人
否则你真的确定是的，我确定
感谢上帝，因为我不想做
这要么你不，我只是做
因为我以为那是你
想做的，你知道我是丈夫
我应该带上
精子是如此
甜蜜，我爱
你所以你知道这让我们
...
收养，你对
感觉如何，我觉得我感觉还好
其实我我我觉得我真的
很好
我也想找到一个需要
一个家的婴儿，我想和
你和我一起抚养它以我们自己的
特定的
方式把事情搞砸，所以我们真的要
...
收养
是的天哪，我们要成为父母
我们将成为伟大的父母，
可能很快我的意思是我的意思是现在考虑
在外面的某个地方我们的
婴儿可能正在怀孕
等等我们很幸运，我们真的
真的真的很安静，我们也许能够
听到安全套破裂的声音
我们菲的生日已经迟到了
晚餐，所以你要熄灭
香烟，我们要暂停这场战斗
，好好做爱
这是我
排卵的最后一天，如果我们现在不做
，那么我们就得等
，直到下个月，你
是认真的，哦，是的，好吧，我会做
，但不说话，不拥抱，
，不亲吻你的脖子，哦，很好，我讨厌
，当你这样做时，
，并且大量亲吻你的
脖子
，你好哦
嗨，天哪，我真的迫不及待地想告诉
钱德勒，好吧
再见，错误
号码是
劳拉，她给了我们一份很棒的报告，我们
正式在等候名单上
这很好，现在我们只需等待
电话，然后有人告诉我们
有一个婴儿在等我们
哦
你好，你看到乔伊的球棒了吗
烤箱里的火鸡馅儿已经准备好
准备好你知道你总是自己做这顿饭
全靠自己
让我在这里帮忙
甜甜的钱德勒，但你不必做
菲尔博士告诉你的一切
我是认真的让我只是做点什么
不是火鸡或馅料
高调让我们看看哦，蔓越莓
酱很容易做，没有人
真正关心
它告诉我更多好吧我要去
检查大厅对面的东西
先洗这些
好吧，不要用盐
你显然没有我朋友的味道
橄榄土豆可以从这里拿走
亲爱的
亲爱的，对不起，我有点
迟到了，现在可能会对此感到困惑，但你
不会是阵亡将士纪念日周末
2002 年，让我们在
新郎再次出发之前开始吧
呵呵，我们今天聚集在这里
参加这个活动
男人和这个女人在神圣的婚姻中
我认识莫妮卡和钱德勒
很长时间了，我无法想象两个
人更适合彼此
和
现在，当我把笔记留在更衣室
时，我们将继续宣誓
他带走了莫妮卡，来吧
...
钱德勒很长一段时间我都想知道我
是否会找到我的
王子，我的灵魂伴侣
然后三年前在另一场婚礼上
我向朋友寻求
安慰，但我找到了
我一生
一生一直在寻找的一切，
现在在这里
我们的未来摆在
我们面前，我只想和它一起度过
你我的
我的灵魂王子
与我的
朋友交配，除非你不想
给你
去
钱德勒，
好吧，我以为这将是
我做过的
最困难的事情，但当我看到你走下来时
过道我意识到这有多简单
我爱
你对我们的方式有任何惊喜
没关系，因为我会永远爱
你是我命中注定的人
与你共度余生
想知道我是否
确定你现在可以亲吻新娘
所以我想通过
新州赋予我的权力约克和互联网
伙计们我现在宣布你们是丈夫和
妻子哦
等一下你们互相拥抱吗我愿意
是的你们
确实带来了哦废话好吧
嗯呃让我们做
戒指我们好耶
再次好我宣布你们是丈夫
和妻子现在再次亲吻她
[鼓掌]
嘿天哪
嘿看看这是一个圣诞节
奇迹你在这里做什么我想
和你在一起我非常想念你嘿
嘿呃你最想念谁莫妮卡
明白了我再也不想离开你
但我以为如果你离开你就会被解雇
结果他们不能解雇我
因为我放弃了你真正想做的事情
放弃了你的工作，是的，这是一份愚蠢的工作
我无法忍受离开你，
为什么我应该是唯一一个不
去做他真正想做的事情的人
你真正想做的事情我还没有
想清楚
天哪，我知道我应该先和你谈谈
不，我认为
这就是你想做的事我认为
太棒了
谢谢钱德勒，你在这里是我能想到的
最好的圣诞礼物
现在给我我真正的
礼物我们做什么你的意思是什么
我们做什么
双胞胎
双胞胎tayor你很恐慌啊哈加入
我不会
好吧，你说我们保留一个和
然后就像在
另一个上有一个选择一样，我们不能把它们分开为什么不
我们可以给他们每人半个
奖章，然后几年后他们会
找到每个
对方并成为
重聚我的意思是这对
每个人来说都是美好的一天，好吧，如果
收养另一个孩子的人太可怕了，如果
被一位
国王收养，他们就不会怎么样了，是的，因为我听说国王
想要收养
莫妮卡，我们还没有准备好生两个
婴儿，没关系，我们
等了这么久，我不在乎。
是两个婴儿，我不在乎是不是
三个婴儿，我不在乎《八个就够了》的整个
演员阵容是否出自
你认为他们在
吗？ 也许除非他们像两个
中认得彼此
人一样，
彼此相邻地住在公寓里很多年，然后有一天
他们被推入了一场危机阴道和它们
见面哦，看看这些小兔子，我
知道你准备好
交易了，好吧
好吧，让我们看看
我们可以稍后交易是的，我
很好哦，我的上帝哦我的
上帝我去
嘿嘿，那么有什么大的
[笑声]
让我惊喜
上帝好吧好吧好吧尴尬的问题
医院知道你拿了两个正确的
是的双胞胎哦我的上帝他们现在太可爱了
他们是什么类型的他们
好吧这是一个男孩，那是一个女孩她
的名字是
艾丽卡嘿那个怀孕女孩的名字是
艾丽卡是的，很遗憾你们两个没有
花更多的时间
在一起，我们以
爸爸的名字给这个男孩命名为杰克，这会很幸福啊杰克
Bing我很喜欢，听起来就像
就像你认识的一个40岁的报纸人杰克
Bing早间公报我要去我
要公开这个故事可爱
可爱不公平我什至没有一个如何
来他们得到两个，你会得到一个哦，是的
好吧，我会告诉你当
我们40岁的时候，如果我们都没有结婚
你说你和我在一起
并拥有一个，为什么我会在
我
40岁时结婚哦不不不我我只是想说
假设可以假设为什么
我40岁的时候不会结婚不不不
不不这是什么严重的事情
根本上不结婚的东西
关于
我呃呃
亲爱的上帝，这个降落伞是一个
背包妈妈一切都很顺利
真的是的罗斯很棒他是一个他在
现在他
去了另一个地方，不，不，你不必飞
回来
你到底是什么意思，这可能是
你停下来的唯一机会我只是
26我什至还没有考虑
婴儿
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重点词汇
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tequila /təˈkiːlə/ B1 |
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awful /ˈɔːfʊl/ A2 |
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strip /strɪp/ B1 |
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soda /ˈsoʊdə/ A1 |
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wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ B1 |
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promise /ˈprɒmɪs/ B1 |
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holiday /ˈhɒlɪdeɪ/ A1 |
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muffin /ˈmʌfɪn/ B1 |
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saltwater /ˈsɔːltˌwɔːtə/ B2 |
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taffy /ˈtæfi/ B2 |
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submarine /ˈsʌbməˌriːn/ B2 |
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engaged /ɛnˈɡeɪdʒd/ B1 |
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adoption /əˈdɒpʃən/ B2 |
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ovulating /ˈɒvjʊleɪtɪŋ/ C1 |
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condom /ˈkɒndəm/ B2 |
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matrimony /ˈmætrɪməni/ C1 |
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soulmate /ˈsəʊlmeɪt/ B2 |
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vows /vaʊz/ B1 |
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miracle /ˈmɪrəkəl/ B2 |
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twins /twɪnz/ A2 |
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重点语法结构
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I told him that you and I split up so then he took me to all these strip clubs.
➔ 间接引语的that从句（一般过去时）
➔ 动词 **"told"** 引导 **"that you and I split up"** 从句，用来间接陈述过去的话。
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When I wouldn't give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird.
➔ 过去习惯用 would n't + 过去式（条件从句）
➔ 否定情态动词 **"wouldn't"** 表示过去的反复拒绝。
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I think we should try to have a baby.
➔ 情态动词 "should" + 动词原形（给出建议）
➔ **"should"** 表示建议，后接动词原形 **"try"**。
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If we haven't already had it, chances are you're going to get it.
➔ if从句用现在完成时，主句用将来时的第一类条件句
➔ 动词 **"haven't had"**（现在完成时）表示动作截至目前可能已发生也可能未发生。
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The only thing that matters is that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be.
➔ 关系从句 "that matters" 加 名词性从句 "that you make me happier..." 的复合句
➔ 关系代词 **"that"** 引导 “that matters” 从句，名词性从句 **"that you make me happier..."** 作主语补语。
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If an eight comes up we take it as a sign and we do it.
➔ 零条件句（现在时 + 现在时）表达一般真理
➔ if从句中的动词 **"comes"**（现在时）表示可能的未来事件；主句中的 **"take"**（现在时）描述惯常的反应。
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We've been waiting for a call and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us.
➔ 现在完成进行时 + 一般现在时（报告）构成的复合句
➔ 短语 **"We've been waiting"** 使用现在完成进行时，表示从过去开始并持续到现在的动作。
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Let's rest and drink lots of fluids.
➔ 用 "let's" + 动词原形的祈使句，表示建议
➔ 缩写 **"Let's"**（let us）后面跟着不带 "to" 的动词原形 **"rest"** 和 **"drink"**，提出共同的行动建议。
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I know how to take a picture now.
➔ "Know how to" + 动词原形（表达能力/技巧）
➔ 动词 **"know"** 后面跟着 **"how to take"**，其中 **"to take"** 是动词原形，表示拥有的技能。
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