I hope you're hungry. We're starting
00:00
with oysters.
00:02
You know what they say about oysters,
00:05
don't you?
00:06
>> They have parasites.
00:08
>> No. Um, well, some people say that
00:11
oysters are an aphrodisiac.
00:14
>> What people?
00:18
>> People say it.
00:19
Come here.
00:23
So, oysters, huh?
00:28
>> And then we're going to have a little um
00:30
Middle Eastern couscous. Something we
00:32
can eat with our hands.
00:34
>> You know, it's funny. When we were
00:37
studying communicable diseases,
00:38
>> No, no, no, no, no.
00:40
>> It's sensual.
00:42
>> Oh, didn't know. Okay.
00:44
>> Okay.
00:46
Oh, no.
00:48
>> I'm sorry, sweetie. It's the hospital.
00:50
The food looks great. Maybe save me
00:52
some. I can't promise anything
00:54
about how it's it's an end of an era.
00:58
>> Oh, all right.
01:01
>> But, you know, I got to say, I don't I
01:04
don't think six years counts as an era.
01:06
>> An era is defined as a significant
01:09
period of time. Now, it was significant
01:11
for me. Maybe it wasn't significant to
01:13
you.
01:15
>> What is the matter with you?
01:16
>> What is the matter with you?
01:17
Why are you more upset? Aren't you going
01:20
to be sad that we that we're not living
01:23
together anymore? Aren't you going to
01:24
miss me at all, Monica? All right, but
01:26
don't get mad at me. I
01:29
It's It's just a little hard to believe.
01:32
What's hard to believe? Well, you know,
01:36
I mean, it's you guys. You You do this
01:37
kind of stuff, you know? I mean, you you
01:40
were going to get married in Vegas and
01:42
then you backed out. It's I guess I'm
01:44
not upset because I don't see you
01:47
actually going through with it. I'm
01:48
sorry.
01:50
Rachel,
01:54
it's going to happen.
01:57
Chandler is going to move in here. But I
01:59
I know we we just let me finish, okay?
02:01
This isn't something that we just just
02:04
impulsively decided to do in in Vegas.
02:06
This is something that we both really
02:09
want
02:10
and it is going to happen.
02:13
>> It is.
02:16
Really?
02:20
Yeah, sweetie.
02:21
You mean we're we're not going to live
02:25
together anymore?
02:27
>> No.
02:30
What?
02:32
Oh my god. I'm going to miss you so
02:34
much.
02:37
>> What if it's you?
02:37
>> I mean, it's the end of an era.
02:40
>> I know.
02:42
>> Why is everybody using these tiny little
02:45
lights nowadays? I remember when people
02:47
used to use big lights. That's a good
02:48
story, Grandpa.
02:50
>> Hey.
02:54
>> Hey.
02:55
>> Wow.
02:56
Monica's letting other people help
02:58
decorate her tree. Did someone get her
02:59
drunk again? Or
03:01
>> having a perfectly decorated tree is not
03:04
what Christmas is about. It's about
03:06
being with the people that you love.
03:08
>> That is nice. And we're done. Tada.
03:10
>> I don't know what it is. Just doesn't
03:14
quite feel like Christmas to me. Oh,
03:16
yes.
03:19
>> See, now it feels like Christmas.
03:23
>> Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn't
03:27
you be at work?
03:29
>> Uh, they sent me home. They said I can't
03:29
work if I'm sick.
03:32
>> I'm so sorry that you're sick.
03:34
>> I'm not sick.
03:36
I don't get sick. Getting sick is for
03:38
weeklings. It's for pansies.
03:40
Honey, no one thinks that you're a
03:44
pansy, but we do think that you need a
03:45
tissue.
03:49
>> I have not been sick in over 3 years.
03:52
>> I'm going to grab you some tissue. I
03:57
>> I don't need a tissue. I'm fine.
03:58
>> When you put a D at the end of fine,
04:02
you're not fine.
04:04
>> I'm fine.
04:08
I'm fine.
04:10
You know, it's a really hard word to
04:13
say.
04:15
>> Okay. So, what do you what do you want
04:16
to do? Let's do something crazy.
04:18
>> I know. Let's rest and drink lots of
04:21
fluids.
04:23
>> Okay, I'll rest. But, you know, if I'm
04:25
going to bed, then you're coming with
04:28
me.
04:30
>> See, that would be impossible to resist
04:33
if you weren't all
04:34
drippy here.
04:37
Are you saying that you don't want to
04:40
get with this?
04:42
[Laughter]
04:44
>> Yeah, I don't think you should say that
04:49
even when you're healthy.
04:50
>> Come on.
04:55
>> Don't take this personally, okay? It's
04:59
just that I just can't have sex with a
05:01
sick person now.
05:02
>> I'm with you, Chandler. I mean, I can't
05:04
have sex with a sick person either. It's
05:06
disgusting. But I'm not sick. Let me
05:08
prove it to you.
05:11
We are two healthy people and the bribe
05:13
of live.
05:17
>> See, that's the thing. I would like to
05:20
stay in the priv.
05:21
>> Oh, what is it, honey? You need some
05:29
tea? Some soup?
05:31
Oh,
05:36
>> calling Dr. Big. Dr. Big to the bed.
05:39
>> Oh, jeez. Honey, I thought I thought you
05:44
were asleep.
05:47
>> How can I be asleep? Know that you were
05:48
the next room.
05:52
>> I was asleep.
05:54
>> Oh, no. No, no, honey. You know what's
06:00
sexy? Layers.
06:02
>> Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy.
06:04
And oh, hot water bottles are sexy.
06:07
>> Come on, get it to bed. I want to prove
06:09
to you that I'm not sick. I want to make
06:11
you feel as good as I feel. Ash,
06:13
>> please get some rest.
06:18
>> I'm fine.
06:20
[Laughter]
06:21
Uh, Chandler was just saying how
06:28
beautiful your sweater is.
06:29
>> Oh, thank you, Chandler. I just bought
06:30
it.
06:31
>> Oh, yes. as well. It's very beautiful
06:32
and it's cream colored and tight and
06:34
I don't mean tight. I mean it's not too
06:39
tight. Not that I was looking at
06:40
>> What's the matter with him?
06:43
>> I think he's stoned again.
06:46
>> What?
06:49
>> What?
06:50
>> Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
06:51
>> Okay. I think I might know why my
06:59
parents don't like you. You do? Why?
07:01
>> Okay. Remember we were young.
07:03
>> Hey,
07:05
>> spring break, sophomore year, I I got
07:06
high in my bedroom and my parents walked
07:09
in and smelled it and so I told them
07:11
that you had gotten stoned and jumped
07:13
out the window.
07:15
>> What? Why did you do that?
07:18
>> I don't know. Uh, yours was the first
07:19
name that that popped into my head. I'm
07:22
I'm sorry. I didn't I didn't think it'd
07:24
matter.
07:25
>> How could it not matter? Well, how was I
07:26
supposed to know we'd end up being
07:27
friends after college? Let alone knew
07:29
you you'd be living with my sister.
07:30
>> What about all that friends forever
07:32
stuff?
07:33
>> I don't know. I I was all high.
07:34
>> Mom and dad just sent me in here to find
07:40
out if you were trying to get Ross
07:42
stoned.
07:43
>> Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in
07:46
college and he blamed it on me.
07:48
>> Ross, I can't believe you do that.
07:51
>> The reason we haven't told them we're
07:52
together is because they hate me. Okay.
07:54
So, will you fix this?
07:56
>> Okay. Okay. I'll tell them it wasn't
07:57
Chandler who got high. Okay.
07:59
>> Now, who should I say it was?
08:01
>> You. It's not like it's a big deal. You
08:05
You don't still do it or anything.
08:07
>> All right. All right. Now, now, who
08:09
should I say tricked me into doing it?
08:11
>> Let's go.
08:18
>> Oh, yeah. About telling mom and dad. I
08:19
was thinking about maybe writing a
08:22
letter. All right. You know what? That's
08:23
it. You've had your chance.
08:25
>> What?
08:27
>> Mom, Dad, Ross smoked pot in college.
08:28
>> What?
08:33
>> You are such a tattletail.
08:34
>> Mom, Dad,
08:39
you remember that that time you walked
08:42
in my room and smelled marijuana?
08:44
>> Yes.
08:47
>> Yes.
08:48
Well, I told you it was Chandler who was
08:53
smoking the pot, but
08:55
it was me. I'm sorry.
09:00
>> It was you. And Dad, you know that
09:03
mailman that you got fired didn't steal
09:06
your Playboys? Ross did.
09:08
[Laughter]
09:12
>> Yeah. Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't
09:16
break the porch swing. Monica dead.
09:17
>> Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a
09:22
year.
09:24
>> Monica and Chandler are living together.
09:26
>> Boss married Rachel in Vegas and got
09:32
divorced again.
09:34
>> That's a lot of information to get in 30
09:39
seconds.
09:42
All right, Monica. Why you felt you had
09:45
to hide the fact that you're in an
09:48
important relationship is beyond me.
09:50
>> And we kind of figured about the porch
09:52
swing.
09:54
>> Brass, drugs, divorced again.
09:57
>> What happened, son? I I uh I got tricked
10:04
into all those things.
10:08
Chandler,
10:12
you've been Ross's best friend all these
10:14
years. Stuck by him during the drug
10:16
problems.
10:19
And now you've taken on Monica as well.
10:22
>> Well, I don't know what to say. You're a
10:25
wonderful human being.
10:29
>> Thank you.
10:33
>> No, thank you,
10:34
Monica and Ross. I don't know what I'm
10:38
going to do about the two of you.
10:41
>> I'll talk to them
10:44
>> on the platform ready to dance the world
10:47
into the new millennium and the guy
10:49
yells, "Cut."
10:51
>> Wait a minute. So, you guys are telling
10:54
me that you actually did the routine
10:55
from 8th grade?
10:59
>> Yeah. But, of course, we had to update
11:01
it a little bit. But, hey, by the way,
11:03
quick thinking about catching me.
11:05
Yeah, cuz I was going to say there's no
11:08
way you could have done the end the way
11:10
you guys did it back then.
11:12
>> What? We could do it.
11:15
>> I don't know. I mean, you're a lot
11:18
bigger. I mean, stronger back then.
11:20
>> I can do it. Okay, come on. Let's go.
11:25
>> One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
11:31
eight.
11:34
>> I can't do it.
11:36
Now you do that, you're on TV. You
11:40
>> sold a story to Aren't you comics?
11:43
>> Oh my god, that's so great. Oh wow,
11:45
you're a Polish writer. I wish I had a
11:49
present for you.
11:51
>> Wait a minute.
11:52
>> My last kid could get more.
11:56
>> You want to share it?
12:03
>> Okay. Okay.
12:04
Hey. Hey.
12:07
>> Okay, Jan. Look, I know you're mad, but
12:09
I just want to say I'm sorry. I I was a
12:11
total jerk. Completely o over the line.
12:13
I just I hate pulp, you know. You know
12:17
how Monica feels about lowfat
12:21
mayonnaise.
12:22
>> Not me.
12:23
>> Sorry, peeps. I I guess I'm just really
12:25
sad that I'm leaving. I'm going to miss
12:27
you so much.
12:28
>> Well, this doesn't have to be so sad,
12:30
though. You know, maybe instead of just
12:32
thinking about how much you're going to
12:35
miss each other, you should like think
12:36
about some of the things that you're not
12:37
going to miss.
12:39
>> I don't think there's anything.
12:42
>> Come on. There's got to be something.
12:44
>> Oh, she's perfect.
12:46
>> I have one.
12:52
Great. Okay, you can go first. Uh, well,
12:55
I guess I'm not going to miss the fact
12:58
that you're never allowed to move the
13:00
phone pin.
13:02
>> Good. That's a good one. Okay, Monica,
13:07
anything you know, does Rachel move the
13:10
phone pin?
13:11
>> A sometimes.
13:14
>> Always actually.
13:17
>> Okay, good. There you go. Doesn't
13:20
everyone feel better?
13:21
Not just the foam pin.
13:24
I never get my messages.
13:27
>> You get your messages?
13:29
>> Yeah. Well, I don't think it really
13:31
counts if you have to read them off the
13:32
back of your hand after you fall asleep
13:34
on the couch. So So you missed a message
13:35
from who? Chandler or your mom
13:38
or Chandler or your mom?
13:42
>> Great. It worked. No one's sad.
13:50
>> Hang out with you guys two nights in a
13:52
row. I'm so sorry.
13:54
>> Wh Why did she not want to hang out with
13:56
us?
13:58
>> Because she uh she she thinks that you
14:00
or blah
14:03
and and that uh you Monica are uh too
14:05
loud.
14:08
>> What?
14:09
>> What?
14:12
>> So she was just pretending to have a
14:14
good time last night. She was lying to
14:16
our faces.
14:18
>> I can't believe this. I mean, who is she
14:19
to judge us? We could not have been
14:21
nicer to her. And I am not blah. I am a
14:22
hoot.
14:25
>> No, come on. Please, please, you guys
14:27
don't don't be mad. I'm sure she just
14:29
she just said that stuff because she was
14:31
nervous cuz you guys are like my best
14:32
friends, you know, and it was our first
14:34
date. Plus, she's really sick.
14:37
>> No, you she No, you said you made that
14:42
up.
14:44
>> I know, but don't you think the sick
14:45
thing is way better than the play thing?
14:46
>> They're both good. I generally just go
14:49
with Monica's drunk again.
14:50
Come on, you guys. Come on. Please.
14:54
Please just give her another chance.
14:56
Huh? She'll come around. I promise.
14:58
>> Of course we will. Come on. We got to
15:00
make dinner.
15:02
>> Okay.
15:03
>> I do not like that woman.
15:09
>> I can hear you.
15:11
>> I am loud.
15:14
>> I'm so sorry. Please stop freaking out.
15:16
>> I'm not freaking out.
15:20
[Laughter]
15:22
Why would I be freaking out? A woman
15:24
named Hildy called and said we were
15:26
getting married, but that happens every
15:27
day.
15:29
>> Honey, we were at this beautiful place
15:33
and I I I just put our names down for
15:36
fun. I mean, what's the harm in that?
15:38
>> Right here, Mom.
15:40
>> Chandler, please don't think I was
15:44
trying to pressure you. Phoebe and
15:45
Rachel just thought
15:47
>> Phoebe and Rachel. So the people that
15:48
knew about our wedding before me were
15:50
you, Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy, and
15:52
apparently some band called the
15:55
Starlight Magic 7, who are available, by
15:56
the way.
15:59
>> It was a mistake. Please don't take this
16:02
to mean anything because it doesn't.
16:04
>> Okay.
16:10
>> Really?
16:12
>> Yes. It really doesn't mean anything
16:14
because you know that I'm just not
16:16
ready.
16:17
>> I know. I know.
16:18
>> Okay.
16:21
>> All right. I'm going to go tell Joey
16:23
that that you're back. He's really
16:26
worried about you.
16:28
>> Hey, did she buy it?
16:35
>> Totally.
16:38
>> So, did Hildy show you the place?
16:38
>> Yeah. It's beautiful.
16:40
>> Yeah.
16:41
I can't believe you're going to ask
16:43
Monica to marry you.
16:44
>> I know.
16:46
[Applause]
16:49
>> Hey,
16:52
>> dude. Some guy just called for you.
16:53
>> Who was it?
16:55
>> I don't know. How about thanks for
16:56
taking the message. Jeez.
16:58
>> Hey, listen. You know, when you move in,
17:02
Rachel's room's going to be empty. You
17:04
want to talk about what we want to do
17:06
with it?
17:07
>> Sure.
17:08
>> Okay. I was thinking we should have a
17:08
beautiful guest room, right? with um a
17:10
mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables
17:12
with flowers on it all the time. And
17:13
then we can have like a roll top desk
17:15
with little comment cards so people can
17:17
tell us how much they love staying here.
17:18
>> Hey, whatever. You know, I really
17:22
haven't thought about it that much.
17:23
>> Well, I like that idea obviously,
17:25
but I was thinking maybe maybe it could
17:29
be a game room, you know? I mean, you
17:31
can buy old arcade games like uh like
17:33
Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200.
17:36
The real ones, the big big big ones.
17:38
No.
17:42
>> Okay. So, you mean no as in G Chandler?
17:45
What an interesting idea. Let's discuss
17:47
it before we reject it completely.
17:49
>> Oh, I'm sorry. Of course.
17:52
Yes. Interesting idea. Um, talk about
17:55
it, but no.
17:57
>> So, that's it.
18:00
>> I just don't think that, you know,
18:02
arcade games go in the beautiful guest
18:03
room. The beautiful guest room is going
18:05
to be filled with antiques,
18:06
>> which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's
18:08
the oldest game.
18:09
>> What do you have against the beautiful
18:13
guest room?
18:14
>> Nothing. I don't have anything against
18:15
the beautiful guest room, especially
18:16
since everybody that we know lives about
18:17
30 seconds away.
18:20
>> Are you mocking me?
18:23
>> No, I'm not mocking you or your
18:24
beautiful giggler.
18:25
>> Okay.
18:28
>> And your horoscope says, "On the 5th, a
18:28
special someone is going to give you a
18:32
gift."
18:34
>> Oh, well, thank you in advance. H.
18:34
>> Oh, but the 12th brings a lover's spat.
18:37
>> You're going to make a joke about my
18:40
special present.
18:41
>> Why would you do that?
18:43
>> Oh, wait. And on the 19th, a secret
18:46
crush announces itself.
18:48
[Music]
18:56
>> Okay.
18:59
Call me when you get there. Okay.
19:01
>> Okay.
19:03
>> Really going to miss you.
19:04
Oh, yeah. I have your key.
19:12
>> Here you go. Thanks. Yeah.
19:15
>> Oh god, this is silly. I'm going to see
19:23
you in a couple of hours.
19:25
Bye, house.
19:29
Bye babe.
19:36
>> Bye.
19:36
[Music]
19:50
She really left.
20:03
>> I know.
20:04
>> Thank you.
20:08
>> No problem, Roomie.
20:09
>> Can I ask you a question?
20:19
>> Sure.
20:21
>> What the hell is that dog doing here?
20:22
>> Oh my god.
20:28
[Applause]
20:33
Chandler.
20:36
And all my life,
20:39
I never thought I would be so lucky
20:42
is to fall in love with my best.
20:48
My best.
20:53
There's a reason why girls don't do
20:56
this.
20:57
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll do it. I thought
20:57
we I can do this.
21:06
I thought that it mattered what I said
21:12
or where I said it.
21:17
Then I realized
21:20
the only thing that matters is that you
21:22
You make me happier than I ever thought
21:29
I could be.
21:32
And if you let me,
21:36
I will spend the rest of my life trying
21:39
to make you feel the same way.
21:41
Monica,
21:52
>> will you marry me?
21:55
>> Yes.
21:59
[Applause]
22:03
>> I knew you were likely to take a wife.
22:15
>> Can we come in yet? I'm dying out here.
22:20
>> Come in. Come in.
22:24
>> You're engaged.
22:27
>> This is the least jealous I've ever
22:36
been.
22:37
>> Oh, no. Wait. No. This is wrong. Ross
22:39
isn't here.
22:42
>> Oh, Hilly's done this three times. He
22:45
knows what it's about. Okay.
22:47
[Music]
22:52
歌词与翻译
[中文]
我希望你饿了。我们从
牡蛎开始。
你知道他们对牡蛎的评价，
不是吗？
>> 他们有寄生虫。
>> 不。嗯，好吧，有些人说
牡蛎是一种春药。
>> 什么人？
>> 人们这么说。
来这里。
所以，牡蛎，是吧？
>> 然后我们要吃一点嗯
中东蒸粗麦粉。我们
可以用手吃的东西。
>> 你知道，这很有趣。当我们
研究传染病时，
>> 不，不，不，不，不。
>> 这是感性的。
>> 哦，不知道。好的。
>> 好的。
哦，不。
>> 对不起，亲爱的。这是医院。
食物看起来很棒。也许给我留
一些。我无法保证任何
关于这将是一个时代的终结。
>> 哦，好吧。
>> 但是，你知道，我不得不说，我不认为
六年算一个时代。
>> 时代被定义为一段重要的
时间段。现在，这对我来说意义重大
。也许这对
你来说并不重要。
>> 你怎么了？
>> 你怎么了？
为什么你更难过？你不会
因为我们不再
生活在一起而感到难过吗？你不会
想念我吗，莫妮卡？好吧，但是
别生我的气。我
这只是有点难以置信。
有什么难以相信的？好吧，你知道，
我的意思是，是你们。你你做这种
的事情，你知道吗？我的意思是，你
原本打算在维加斯结婚，但
然后你又退出了。我想我
并不难过，因为我没有看到你
真正经历这一切。我很抱歉
。
雷切尔，
这将会发生。
钱德勒要搬到这里。但我
我知道我们只是让我说完，好吗？
这并不是我们
一时冲动决定在维加斯做的事情。
这是我们双方都真心实意的事情
想要
并且它将会发生。
>> 是的。
真的吗？
是的，亲爱的。
你的意思是我们不再
住在一起了？
>> 不。
什么？
天啊。我会非常想念你
。
>> 如果是你怎么办？
>> 我的意思是，这是一个时代的结束。
>> 我知道。
>> 为什么现在每个人都使用这些微小的
灯？我记得人们
过去常常使用大灯。这是一个很好的
故事，爷爷。
>> 嘿。
>> 嘿。
>> 哇。
莫妮卡让其他人帮助
装饰她的树。难道有人又把她
灌醉了？或者
>>拥有一棵装饰完美的树并不是
圣诞节的意义。这是关于
和你爱的人在一起。
>> 那很好。我们就完成了。多田。
>> 我不知道那是什么。对我来说
不太像圣诞节。哦，
是的。
>> 看，现在感觉就像圣诞节一样。
>> 嘿，你在这里做什么？
你不应该在工作吗？
>> 呃，他们送我回家了。他们说如果我生病了就不能
工作。
>> 我很抱歉你生病了。
>> 我没有生病。
我没有生病。生病是
周龄的事。这是为了三色堇。
亲爱的，没有人认为你是
三色堇，但我们确实认为你需要一张
纸巾。
>> 我已经三年多没有生过病了。
>> 我要给你拿一些纸巾。我
>> 我不需要纸巾。我很好。
>> 当你在罚款末尾加上 D 时，
你就不好了。
>> 我很好。
我很好。
你知道，
这个词真的很难说。
>> 好的。那么，您想要
做什么？让我们做一些疯狂的事情吧。
>> 我知道。让我们休息一下并喝大量
液体。
>> 好的，我休息一下。但是，你知道，如果我
去睡觉，那么你就和
我一起去。
>> 看吧，如果你不是
。
浑身湿漉漉的，那你根本无法抗拒
您是说您不想
接受这个吗？
[笑声]
>> 是的，我认为你不应该这么说
，即使你很健康。
>> 来吧。
>> 别把这当成是针对你个人的，好吗？
只是我现在不能与
病人发生性关系。
>> 我和你在一起，钱德勒。我的意思是，我也不能
与病人发生性关系。这
很恶心。但我没有病。让我
向你证明这一点。
我们是两个健康的人，贿赂
的生活。
>> 看，就是这样。我想
留在私人房间。
>> 哦，亲爱的，这是什么？您需要一些
茶吗？喝点汤吗？
哦，
>>打电话给大博士。大博士到床上去。
>> 哦，天啊。亲爱的，我以为你
睡着了。
>> 我怎么才能睡着呢？知道你是
隔壁房间。
>> 我睡着了。
>> 哦，不。不，不，亲爱的。你知道什么是
性感吗？层数。
>> 层次感很性感。毯子很性感。
哦，热水袋很性感。
>> 来吧，让它睡觉。我想向你证明
我没有生病。我想让
你感觉和我一样好。艾什，
>> 请休息一下。
>> 我很好。
[笑声]
呃，钱德勒只是说
你的毛衣多么漂亮。
>> 哦，谢谢你，钱德勒。我刚刚买了
。
>> 哦，是的。以及。它非常漂亮
，奶油色，紧身，
我不是说紧身。我的意思是它不太
紧。不是我在看
>> 他怎么了？
>> 我想他又吸毒了。
>> 什么？
>> 什么？
>> 伙计，我需要和你谈谈。
>> 好的。我想我可能知道为什么我的
父母不喜欢你。你做？为什么？
>> 好的。记得我们还年轻。
>> 嘿，
>> 春假，大二，我在卧室里
高，我父母走进
闻到了它的味道，所以我告诉他们
你喝醉了并
跳出了窗外。
>> 什么？你为什么这么做？
>> 我不知道。呃，你是我脑海中第一个出现的
名字。我是
，抱歉。我没有，我认为这
并不重要。
>> 怎么可能不重要呢？好吧，我
怎么知道我们大学毕业后会成为
朋友？更不用说知道
你了，你会和我姐姐住在一起。
>> 那些永远的朋友
的东西怎么样？
>> 我不知道。我当时很兴奋。
>> 妈妈和爸爸刚刚派我来这里寻找
，看看你是否想让罗斯
喝醉。
>> 你父母在
大学发现罗斯吸大麻，他把这归咎于我。
>> 罗斯，我不敢相信你会这么做。
>> 我们没有告诉他们我们
在一起的原因是他们讨厌我。好的。
那么，你会解决这个问题吗？
>> 好的。好的。我会告诉他们并不是
钱德勒吸毒了。好的。
>> 现在，我应该说是谁？
>> 你。这不是什么大不了的事。你
你不再做这件事或任何事情。
>> 好吧。好的。现在，现在，我应该说是谁
欺骗了我？
>> 我们走吧。
>> 哦，是的。关于告诉爸爸妈妈。我
正在考虑写一封
信。好的。你知道吗？就是
。你已经有机会了。
>> 什么？
>> 妈妈、爸爸、罗斯在大学里吸大麻。
>> 什么？
>> 你真是个爱打小报告的人。
>> 妈妈，爸爸，
你们还记得那次你们
走进我的房间并闻到大麻味吗？
>> 是的。
>> 是的。
好吧，我告诉过你是钱德勒在
抽烟，但
是我。对不起。
>> 是你。爸爸，你知道你被解雇的
邮差并没有偷
你的《花花公子》吗？罗斯做到了。
[笑声]
>> 是的。好吧，飓风格洛丽亚并没有
破坏门廊的秋千。莫妮卡死了。
>> 罗斯已经很久没有在博物馆工作了
年。
>> 莫妮卡和钱德勒住在一起。
>> Boss 在维加斯与 Rachel 结婚，然后又
离婚了。
>> 30
秒内可以获得大量信息。
好吧，莫妮卡。我不明白为什么你觉得你有
来隐藏你处于
重要关系中的事实。
>> 我们想到了门廊
秋千。
>> 黄铜，毒品，又离婚了。
>> 发生什么事了，儿子？我我呃我被骗了
所有这些事情。
钱德勒，
...
年来你一直是罗斯最好的朋友。在毒品
问题期间被他困住了。
现在您也开始挑战莫妮卡了。
>> 好吧，我不知道该说什么。你是一个
了不起的人。
>> 谢谢。
>> 不，谢谢你们，
莫妮卡和罗斯。我不知道我要
对你们两个做什么。
>> 我会在平台上与他们交谈
>> 准备好与世界
共舞进入新千年，而那家伙
喊道：“停。”
>> 等一下。那么，你们告诉
我，你们实际上从八年级就开始练习
？
>> 是的。但是，当然，我们必须稍微更新一下
。但是，嘿，顺便说一句，
很快就想到了要抓住我。
是的，因为我想说没有
你可以像
你们当时那样完成结局。
>> 什么？我们可以做到。
>> 我不知道。我的意思是，你大了很多
。我的意思是，那时更强大。
>> 我能做到。好吧，来吧。我们走吧。
>> 一、二、三、四、五、六、七、
八。
>> 我做不到。
现在您这样做了，您就上电视了。你
>>把一个故事卖给了Aren not you Comics吗？
>> 天哪，太棒了。哇哦，
你是一位波兰作家。我希望我有一份
礼物送给你。
>> 等一下。
>> 我的最后一个孩子可以获得更多。
>> 你想分享吗？
>> 好的。好的。
嘿。嘿。
>> 好吧，Jan。听着，我知道你很生气，但是
我只想说对不起。我是一个
的混蛋。完全越线了。
我只是讨厌纸浆，你知道。你知道
莫妮卡对低脂
蛋黄酱的感受。
>> 不是我。
>> 抱歉，偷看。我想我对我的离开真的
感到难过。我会非常想念
你的。
>> 好吧，
不过，这不必那么悲伤。你知道，也许你不应该
考虑你们会多么
想念彼此，而应该
考虑一些你们不会
想念的事情。
>> 我认为没有什么。
>> 来吧。一定有什么东西。
>> 哦，她很完美。
>> 我有一个。
太棒了。好吧，你可以先走了。呃，好吧，
我想我不会错过这个事实
：你永远不被允许移动
手机密码。
>> 好。这是一件好事。好吧，莫妮卡，
你知道吗，瑞秋移动了
手机密码吗？
>> 有时是。
>> 实际上总是如此。
>> 好的，很好。就这样吧。
大家是不是感觉好多了？
不仅仅是泡沫别针。
我从来没有收到我的消息。
>> 你收到消息了吗？
>> 是的。好吧，如果你在沙发上
的意义。那么您错过了来自谁的消息
手背上读这些内容，我认为这真的没有
睡着后还得在
？钱德勒或你妈妈
或者钱德勒或你妈妈？
>> 太棒了。它起作用了。没有人难过。
>> 连续
和你们一起出去玩了两个晚上。我很抱歉。
>> 为什么她不想和
我们一起出去玩？
>> 因为她呃她她认为你
或废话
并且呃你莫妮卡呃太
大声了。
>> 什么？
>> 什么？
>> 所以她昨晚只是假装玩得很开心
。她当着
我们的面撒谎。
>> 我简直不敢相信。我是说，她是谁
来评判我们？我们对她
再好不过了。我并不是废话。我是
的家伙。
>> 不，来吧。拜托，拜托，你们
不要生气。我确信她只是
她只是说这些话是因为她
紧张，因为你们就像我最好的
朋友，你知道，这是我们第一次
约会。更何况，她真的病了。
>> 不，你她不，你说那是你编的
。
>> 我知道，但你不觉得恶心的
比玩耍更好吗？
>> 他们都很好。我通常会和莫妮卡又喝醉了一起去
。
加油，你们。快点。请。
请再给她一次机会。
啊？她会过来的。我保证。
>> 我们当然会。快点。我们得
做晚饭。
>> 好的。
>> 我不喜欢那个女人。
>> 我能听到你的声音。
>> 我很大声。
>> 非常抱歉。请别再惊慌了。
>> 我没有吓坏。
[笑声]
我为什么会害怕？一位名叫希尔迪的女士
打电话说我们要
结婚，但这种情况每
天就会发生一次。
>> 亲爱的，我们在这个美丽的地方
，我我只是为了
的乐趣而记下我们的名字。我的意思是，这有什么坏处？
>> 就在这里，妈妈。
>> Chandler，请不要以为我
试图给你施加压力。菲比和
雷切尔只是想
>>菲比和雷切尔。所以
在我之前知道我们婚礼的人是
你、Phoebe 和 Rachel、Hildy，以及
显然是某个名为
Starlight Magic 7 的乐队，他们可以通过
顺便联系。
>> 这是一个错误。请不要认为这个
有任何意义，因为它没有任何意义。
>> 好的。
>> 真的吗？
>> 是的。这确实没有任何意义
，因为你知道我只是还没准备好
。
>> 我知道。我知道。
>> 好的。
>> 好吧。我要去告诉乔伊
你回来了。他真的
很担心你。
>> 嘿，她买了吗？
>> 完全可以。
>> 那么，希尔迪带你去了那个地方吗？
>> 是的。很美丽。
>> 是的。
我不敢相信你会向
莫妮卡求婚。
>> 我知道。
[鼓掌]
>> 嘿，
>> 伙计。刚刚有人打电话给你。
>> 是谁？
>> 我不知道。感谢您
传达信息。天啊。
>> 嘿，听着。你知道，当你搬进来时，
雷切尔的房间就会空着。您
想谈谈我们想用它做什么
？
>> 当然。
>> 好的。我在想我们应该有一个
漂亮的客房，对吧？嗯，一张
桃花心木雪橇床和
床头柜，上面一直摆着鲜花。
然后我们可以有一个卷顶办公桌
，上面有小评论卡，这样人们就可以
告诉我们他们有多喜欢住在这里。
>> 嘿，不管怎样。你知道，我真的
没有想太多。
>> 嗯，我显然喜欢这个想法，
但我在想也许
可以是一个游戏室，你知道吗？我的意思是，你
可以花 200 美元购买像
太空入侵者和小行星这样的老街机游戏。
真实的，大大大大的。
否。
>> 好的。那么，你的意思是“不”，就像G·钱德勒那样？
多么有趣的想法啊。在我们完全拒绝它之前，让我们先讨论一下
。
>> 哦，对不起。当然。
是的。有趣的想法。嗯，谈论
，但没有。
>> 所以，就是这样。
>> 我只是不认为，
街机游戏适合漂亮的客人
房间。美丽的客房将会
充满古董，
>> 这就是小行星是完美的原因。这是
最古老的游戏。
>> 您对漂亮的
客房有何不满？
>> 什么也没有。我对
漂亮的客房没有任何异议，尤其是
，因为我们认识的每个人都住在
30 秒之外。
>> 你在嘲笑我吗？
>> 不，我不是在嘲笑你或你的
美丽的傻笑者。
>> 好的。
>> 你的星座运势说：“5 号，
个特别的人会送给你一份
礼物。”
>> 哦，好的，先谢谢你了。 H.
>> 哦，但是 12 号会带来情人的口角。
>> 你会拿我的
特别礼物开玩笑。
>> 你为什么要这么做？
>> 哦，等等。 19 日，
的秘密暗恋宣告了到来。
[音乐]
>> 好的。
到达那里后给我打电话。好的。
>> 好的。
>> 真的会想念你的。
哦，是的。我有你的钥匙。
>> 给你。谢谢。是的。
>> 天啊，这太蠢了。几个小时后我将见到
你。
再见，房子。
再见宝贝。
>> 再见。
[音乐]
她真的走了。
>> 我知道。
>> 谢谢。
>> 没问题，室友。
>> 我可以问你一个问题吗？
>> 当然。
>> 那只狗到底在这儿做什么？
>> 天啊。
[掌声]
钱德勒。
在我的一生中，
我从未想过我会如此幸运
爱上我最好的人。
我最好的。
女孩不这样做
是有原因的。
>> 好的。好的。好的。我会做的。我想
我们可以做到这一点。
我认为我说什么或在哪里说很重要
。
然后我意识到
唯一重要的是你
你让我比我想象的
更快乐。
如果你允许，
我会用我的余生尝试
让你有同样的感觉。
莫妮卡，
>> 你愿意嫁给我吗？
>> 是的。
[鼓掌]
>> 我就知道你可能会娶妻。
>> 我们可以进来吗？我快死在这里了。
>> 进来吧。进来吧。
>> 你订婚了。
>> 这是我有史以来最不嫉妒的一次
。
>> 哦，不。等待。不，这是错误的。罗斯
不在这里。
>> 哦，希莉已经这样做了三次了。他
知道它是关于什么的。好的。
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重点词汇
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hungry /ˈhʌŋ.ɡri/ A2 |
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oysters /ˈɔɪ.stərz/ B1 |
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parasites /ˈpær.ə.saɪts/ B2 |
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aphrodisiac /ˌæf.rəˈdɪz.i.æk/ C1 |
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couscous /ˈkuːskʊs/ B1 |
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sensual /ˈsen.ʃu.əl/ B2 |
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significant /sɪɡˈnɪf.ɪ.kənt/ B2 |
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upset /ʌpˈset/ A2 |
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living /ˈlɪv.ɪŋ/ A2 |
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miss /mɪs/ A2 |
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believe /bɪˈliːv/ A2 |
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actually /ˈæktʃu.ə.li/ B1 |
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impulsively /ɪmˈpʌl.sɪv.li/ B2 |
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drippy /ˈdrɪ.pi/ B1 |
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fluids /ˈfluː.ɪdz/ B1 |
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decorate /ˈdek.ə.reɪt/ A2 |
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perfectly /ˈpɜːr.fekt.li/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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You know what they say about oysters, don't you?
➔ 附加疑问句 (Tag question)
➔ 句末的 "don't you?" 用于向听者寻求确认的附加疑问句。
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An era is defined as a significant period of time.
➔ 被动语态
➔ 动词 "is defined" 使用被动语态，表明主语 "era" 是动作的接受者。
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Why are you more upset? Aren't you going to be sad that we're not living together anymore?
➔ 用 "going to" 表示将来
➔ "Aren't you going to be sad..." 使用 "be going to" 结构，表示对未来情感的预期。
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I don’t think six years counts as an era.
➔ think 后动词的数的一致性
➔ 在 "I don’t think" 之后，"six years counts" 使用单数动词 "counts"，因为 "six years" 被视为单一的时间段。
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I don’t get sick. Getting sick is for weeklings.
➔ 动名词作主语
➔ "Getting sick" 是作主语的动名词短语。
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When you put a D at the end of fine, you're not fine.
➔ 零条件句
➔ 结构 "When + 一般现在时, + 一般现在时" 用于表达普遍真理：加上 "D" 后，词义就改变了。
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I might know why my parents don't like you.
➔ 情态动词 "might" + 动词原形
➔ "might" 表示不确定性，后接动词原形 "know"。
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Let me prove it to you.
➔ 使用 "let + 宾语 + 动词原形" 的祈使句
➔ "Let me" 是一种礼貌的请求允许的用法，动词 "prove" 在 "me" 之后保持原形。
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I’m going to miss you so much.
➔ 用 "going to" 表示将来（意图）
➔ "Am going to" + 动词原形表示说话人对将来要发生的事情有意图或预期。
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