– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

他来这里过感恩节。

我知道。它病了。为什么会生病？

因为它是理查德的儿子。这就像

邀请一场希腊悲剧来吃

晚餐。

嘿，来吧，菲比。你明白，

不是吗？

是的，我可以看到我在哪里会是你最好的

镜头，但没有。

抱歉，亲爱的。我认为这是扭曲的。

是的。

什么是扭曲的？

我和理查德的儿子出去。

呃。

呃。呃。呃。

对我来说听起来真是个糟糕的主意。

他在那里还好吗？

他很好。

嘿，你知道，伙计，如果你和理查德的儿子之间的关系顺利

，你就

能够告诉你的孩子你和她的祖父睡了

。

好的。你想怎么评判就怎么评判，但嫁给了

一个女同性恋，把一个男人留在了祭坛上，

爱上了一个同性恋冰舞者，把

女孩的木腿扔进了火里，住在

盒子里。

先走。

好的。

好的。

欢迎来到美国。

[鼓掌]

好吧。

[音乐]

天哪。

连续两个。你现在必须使用你的

舌头。

几率有多大？几率有多大？

好的，够了。你知道，让

让别人玩吧。

嘿，如果你不想玩，那么

你为什么来参加聚会？

嘿，你们看看。检查一下

。你猜我刚刚找到什么工作？

我不知道。但唐纳德·特朗普希望他的

蓝色西装外套是黑色的。

什么？蓝色西装外套回来了。呵呵想要回

。

但你说的是黑色。他为什么想要

他的蓝色西装外套？

嗯，你知道我的意思。

不，你搞砸了。

你真傻。

天啊。不，开枪。猫咪。不，不，不，

不。射击。来吧，你。快点。疯狂的。

天啊。

什么？

什么也没有。没有什么。

什么？怎么了？

我只是

我有一种非常强烈的感觉

这只猫是我的妈妈。你

是指你在蒙托克遇到的妈妈，她是

一只猫？

不，不，不。她是一位人类女士。这个

是我妈妈莉莉的灵魂，她是自杀的

。

你确定她在猫里还是

你又服用了你奶奶的青光眼

药？

不，怀疑论博士。

我确定。首先，好吧，有

的感觉。

好的。另一方面，

她进入我的吉他盒

的事实怎么样，它的内衬是橙色毛毡的。

我妈妈最喜欢的鱼是橙色的

红毛鱼。

猫喜欢鱼。

嗨，妈妈。

哦，我已经 17

年没见过这个笑容了。

伙计，Phoe 的妈妈有一个巨大的 P。

放手吧。

我要卖。让我问你一个

问题。你的朋友是否曾经有过

谈话，而你只是点头同意，甚至

，尽管你不太确定他们在谈论什么

？

[音乐]

我告诉你，这完全是

违宪的。

我完全同意。

我认为他应该获得诺贝尔奖。

不，

我的意思是它就像 Algangquin 儿童

桌子。

对不起。对不起。您大约有 2 又 1/2 分钟没有说过

任何话。

你有兴趣吗？

是的。嗯，是的。是的。哦，是的。

我们现在不能走。看起来瑞秋的

要上演短剧。

天啊。你失去理智了吗？

不，不，不，不，不，不。我终于

思考清楚了。

我的幸运裙子不太适合我

。但四年来，这个宝宝

从未失手。雷切尔，我不能我不能

让

实际上，我有点想看看

会发生什么。

嘿。

嘿。

漂亮的呃服装。

哦，是的。但我想给艾米丽一个

美国式的告别欢呼。那么，好吧。

准备好了吗？好的。给我一个 E.

E.

给我一个 M.

M.

给我一个 I.

I.

给我一个 L.

L.

给我一个 Y.

Y.

你会得到什么？

艾米丽。

艾米丽。

好吧，这就是我，一名啦啦队长。

多田。

好的。我很好。我刚刚失去了你的牙齿。

没什么大不了的。我有一位牙医，你

知道。我要向我这边敞开心扉。

对不起。

好的。我现在该怎么办？我现在要做什么

？

我想你已经完成了。

好的。是时候脱掉胸罩了。

[笑声]

呃，那真是太好了。

但我必须起飞。实际上，

起飞了。

好的。快点。我们去拿你的

外套吧。

好的。

雷切尔是我的女朋友。

先生们，你们先起来。

好的。好的。你有 30 秒的时间。

闪电回合开始。停止吧。

现在，当莫妮卡

担任曲棍球守门员时，她的昵称是什么？

大胖守门员。

正确。

[笑声]

雷切尔声称这是她最喜欢的

电影？

危险的地方。

正确。她真正最喜欢的电影是

伯尼的周末。

正确。

莫妮卡在 14 岁时

被一支铅笔卡在身体的哪个部位？ WHO？

呃。不。

她的耳朵。

好吧。莫妮卡对她的

条毛巾进行了分类。有多少个类别？

日常使用。奇特的客人。奇特的客人。

两秒。

11。

11。难以置信。 11 是正确的。

是的。

好吧。对于这些人来说，这是四个。

女士们，你们起来了。

来吧。

时钟还剩 30 秒。正确答对 5 题

题即可赢得游戏。闪电

轮现在开始。乔伊

最喜欢的食物是什么？

三明治。

正确。

钱德勒第一次

触摸女孩的乳房时多大？

14。

不，19。

谢谢，伙计。

乔伊有一个想象中的儿时朋友。

他的名字叫莫里斯。

正确。他的职业是

太空牛仔。正确的。

钱德勒·宾的工作是什么？

天哪。这与

数字和处理有关。嗯，它携带

一个公文包。

10 秒。你需要这个，否则你就会输掉

游戏。

嗯，它与

转发有关。

哦。哦。哦。他是一个跨性别怪物。

这甚至不是一个词。

我能得到这个。我能得到这个。

[鼓掌]

哦，他现在不能说话。

为什么不呢？这是怎么回事？

嗯，他正试图向乔伊展示他对他来说有多么重要

。

通过在一个盒子里。

乔伊有理由。

它们是三倍的。

哦，好吧，呃，

你无法说话可能

实际上会让这件事变得更容易。

听着，嗯，

听着，

我不想成为

两个最好朋友之间的人。

我只是无法忍受

这对你们做了什么，我不想成为

造成这种情况的原因。所以，

我想我们再也见不到对方了

。

我要去芝加哥我妈妈家。

我要在那里呆一段时间。

我认为这可能是

真正令人惊奇的事情，

但你知道，这可能是

最好的。

你知道，

我会想念你的。

再见，钱德勒。

打开盒子。

好吧。这是一场核浩劫。

我是地球上最后一个男人。你愿意和我一起出去

吗？

我有罐头食品。

嘿伙计们，看看这个。检查

这个宝贝。给我挖了个坑

很棒的洞，乔。

哦，不。不，我的洞。

什么？

什么？什么？它是什么？

水母蜇伤。噢。好痛。好痛。

很痛。

我们可以帮助您吗？你想让我们带你

回家吗？

大约 2 英里。

是的。

挖洞让我有点累了。

哦，该死的水母。

所有的水母都该死。

我必须做点什么。

好吧，

你实际上只能做一件事。

什么？它是什么？

你将不得不在上面撒尿。

什么？罗斯，

别怪我。我在

探索频道上看到了它。

你知道吗？他是对的。有

类似呃氨的东西，

可以止痛。

好吧，算了。这并没有造成

的伤害。

如果您想要一些隐私，可以使用我的

洞。

请把奶酪递过来。

天哪，你连看都不敢看我，对吧

？

不。

嘿，我是菲比。我们可以和毕谈谈。

不，我太沮丧了，无法说话。

我会给你 1,000 美元来与我们交谈。

嘿，你们

对于让海滩旅行成为

年度活动有何想法？

不。

好吧，就是这样。你们，

那里发生了什么？

什么？我们散步了。什么也没发生。

我回来了，但我什么都没有。

来吧。发生了什么事，乔伊？

好吧。

不，乔伊。我们发誓永远不会说出去。

他们永远不会明白。

我们必须说点什么。我们必须把

它拿出来。它正在把我活活吃掉。

莫妮卡被水母蜇了。

好的。

好吧。

我被蜇了。

被蜇得很厉害。

我受不了了。我无法行走。

我们距离房子 2 英里。

我们感到害怕和孤独。

我们认为我们无法成功。

我太痛苦了。

我厌倦了挖

这个巨大的洞。

[掌声]

然后乔伊想起了一件事。

我在 Discovery

频道上看到过这个东西。等一下。我在

探索频道上看到了这一点。是的。关于

水母，如果你

或者

我想我会因为

疼痛而昏倒。

无论如何，我尝试过，但我无法那样弯曲

。

所以，

[鼓掌]

是的。我走上前去。

她是我的朋友，她需要帮助。

如果有必要的话，我会在你们任何一个人身上撒尿。

只是呃我不能。

我怯场了。

我想帮忙，但压力太大了

。所以我呃我转向

钱德勒。

Joy 一直对我尖叫，“现在就做。

做。做吧。现在做。”

有时深夜我仍然能听到

尖叫声。

那是因为有时我只是穿过我的墙

来吓唬你。

[音乐]

找不到垃圾袋。

哦，好吧，我想我在这里看到了一些。

这是什么？

我不知道。但也许如果我们把

抽屉关上，它就会死掉。

[鼓掌]

我们住在这里。

什么？它是什么？

你看到壁橱的尺寸了吗？

我不敢相信我们住在这里。

A

航班 4 小时后起飞。

叫到出租车可能需要一些时间。可能有

路流量。飞机可能会提前起飞。

当我们到达伦敦时，海关可能会排

队。快点。

6 小时伦敦之旅。这就是

莫妮卡的很多内容。

护照检查。相机检查。旅行者

检查检查。你在对谁说查克

？我。你知道，因为记得

收拾东西。你做了一件好事，你

得到了一张支票。

我妈妈做的。我从来没有意识到这

很奇怪。

嘿，我妈妈过去常常把她的头放进

烤箱里。

事实上，她只做过一次。

这很奇怪。

嘿。

嘿。

嘿。你准备好了吗？

是的。你拿到票了吗？

哦，他们就在这里。查看。

宝贝，这都是伦敦。开始了。

你拿到护照了吗？是的，在我梳妆台的第三个

抽屉里。你不想

失去那个屁股。

哦，就是这样。

坐在圣诞老人的腿上。让他给我的朋友

带来各种垃圾。

说你只需要给他们写一首

歌曲。现在，你还没有听过，所以

不要尝试跟着唱。

不，不要跟着唱，

莫妮卡。

莫妮卡，

光明节快乐。

看到圣诞老人。他向罗斯打招呼。

请告诉乔伊

圣诞节

[音乐]

以及瑞秋和钱德勒。

[音乐]

大家节日快乐。

[音乐]

那是什么鬼？

[音乐]

那是什么？那是你吗？

哦

小伙子，你真不是一个早晨

人。

退后。

站起来。起床。起床。起床。起床。

站起来。

那是什么噪音？

你。

这是小鸡。 She's going through some

changes.

What kind of changes?好吧，兽医

似乎认为她正在变成一只

公鸡。

We're getting a second opinion.

嗨。

抱歉我迟到了。我错过了什么吗？

好吧，乔伊在

嘴里塞了 15 块奥利奥。

15？你个人最好的。

So, where were you?

哦，约会。是的，我在

去往北部博物馆的火车上遇到了这个女孩。

哦，是的。你是怎么认识她的？

博物馆。

不，回答他的。

好的。火车后面只有我和她

，我坐在靠近门的位置，所以

如果她想要

换车，她就必须经过我。 She was totally at

my mercy.

你这么晚是因为要

埋葬这个女人吗？

嗯，我现在要回来了，因为她

住在 Pikipsy。她看起来真的

很棒，但距离她还有大约2又1/2小时

。好吧，如果

她来自 Pikipsy，她怎么能伟大呢？

好吧，这个笑话在

奥尔巴尼会被杀掉。

完成。我做到了。啊？ Who's stupid now,

huh?

Wrap all of your Christmas gifts.

不。

我呃哦，我每天早上都会给你榨新鲜的橙子

汁

，加上额外的果肉。

是的。

No,

I've got it.

你没有。

我明白了。 There's going to be rumors

about this.没有办法阻止它。

苏菲知道。莫妮卡和菲比知道。

How do Monica and Phoebe know?

哦，我给他们打电话了。

当他们问我看到了什么时，我可以

非常慷慨

，也可以非常小气。

继续。

I could make you a legend.

我可以让你成为这一代的米尔顿

布尔。

米尔顿·布尔 (Milton Burl)

哦，不是与你相比。

你好。

嘿。

你好，钱德勒。

我爱你。

Hey, what's going on?

哦，

没有。他没有持续

2 个小时。

好的，准备好了。

来吧。

准备什么？

来吧。

天哪。

哇。

嘿，美丽。

哦，你连续两天

天都在做什么？

差不多了。

你觉得地板怎么样？

我不知道。看起来是一样的。

你以前有地毯。

哦，是的。

所以，我做了零食。

请闲逛。好的。我只是

让我的眼睛休息一下

。

来吧。您希望我们稍后

回来吗？

哦，不。不，不。留下来留下来。继续

说话。

我永远是女主人。

我要重新穿上我的汗水了。

哦，不。等待。等待。好的。你知道吗？

你是对的。你是对的。我们

真的不擅长做男人。但是

你知道为什么吗？因为我们是女孩。

是的。

好的。你知道女孩真正

擅长什么吗？

剥离。

不，聆听。坐。

你知道，如果你愿意说话，也许真的

会有所帮助。是的。来吧

。里面发生了什么事？

是的，你知道，如果你想哭，

也没关系。

好的，看。我得请你们

全部离开。

来吧，钱德勒。

不，看。看吧，忘了吧。我们尝试过，但

第三阶段是失败的。好吧，那些

脱衣舞娘太性感了，我

无法想象自己和

中的任何一个在一起。

它们真的很漂亮，不是吗？

你知道，我真的很喜欢那架战斗机

飞行员一号。

哦，糖果。哦，她真是太有精神了。

是的，你知道，我想如果我要

和一个女人在一起，

那会是和像米歇尔这样的人在一起

因为她太娇小了。

看，我不知道。对我来说，

是 Shantel。

哦，珊特尔，你知道。天哪，这个

她的皮肤最光滑。我是说，当

我把那张钞票塞进她的丁字裤时

并擦伤了她的大腿，

我刚刚达到了第三阶段。

真的吗？

我完全想象着你和

那些女人在一起。

那不是第三阶段。

嗯，我也在那里。

好吧，我们不是像

团体一样在一起吗？

停止吧。他们要杀了我。我想我

刚刚进入第四阶段。

那是什么？那是什么？

在哪里？我永远不想拥有

关系。我只想与脱衣舞娘和我的朋友发生

性行为。

嗨。

嗨。听着，我们可以在

你的电视上看动画片吗？我们需要色情片休息一下。

我们在过去的两个小时里再次观看了《In

》和《Out and In》。

那么，为什么不将其关闭呢？

因为那时我们就会成为

关闭免费色情内容的人。

哦，很好。你在这里。

嗨。你在那里得到了什么？哦，这个。

嗯，我很高兴你提出这个问题。

现在，当您必须

用普通牛排

刀切锡罐时，您不讨厌吗？

现在，我知道你在想什么。

孕妇杀死了四人。

也许他们没有让你为那些

刀付钱，是吗？

不。

您确定吗？

不。

亲爱的，你不会仅仅通过

钱来帮助弗兰克和爱丽丝。

卖刀赚到足够的

不。不。我知道这一点，但我只需要

才能为我的计划的第二部分

赚到足够的钱。

你的计划的第二部分是什么？

我的土星经销店。

你不必停止享受乐趣

因为我在这里。凯西没有欺骗你们

。

好吧，除了你。

[笑声]

嘿，乔伊。我认为你不应该

让 Chander 独自一人。我的意思是，距离您与

两天。也许你可以在下

凯西分手才

周去钓鱼。

听着，我现在无能为力

。他还穿着运动裤。

这只是第一阶段。

我会回来参加第二阶段。我

永远不会错过第二阶段。

第二阶段是什么？

喝醉了去脱衣舞俱乐部。

去脱衣舞俱乐部如何让他

变得更好？

那里有裸体女士。

哦，这有助于他进入第三阶段，

想象自己和其他女人在一起。

那里也有裸体女士。是的。

请给我一分钟好吗？

各位，我应该穿什么去观看

尼克斯队的比赛？

呃，一件 T 恤，上面写着我不属于

这里。

您有尼克斯队的门票吗？

是的，我妈妈在离婚时得到了我爸爸的季票

，所以她就把它们给了

我。是的，显然他们是

相当好的座位。

天哪，那些几乎就在

层。

你们想要这些吗？

是的，我们愿意。我们

哦，好吧，你抓住了他。

好吧，

把我们的公寓还给我们吧。

哦，我没想到会发生这种事。

你是认真的吗？

哦，来吧。我们知道这些

的价值。

什么？你以为我们傻吗？

不傻。你比我

想象的还要刻薄。

你说什么？

算了。好的。嘿，我不会为了一些篮球

我的单身公寓。

席位而放弃

你的单身公寓？你这里有一个

女孩吗？

不，

但是呃乔伊有，我通常在早上和

他们说话。

是的，你知道。

[音乐]

来吧。是的。 Gunther，能给我两杯

杯奇诺吗？

好一个。

来吧。季票。季票。

你知道这意味着什么吗？

算了。好吧，我不会放弃

公寓。

哦，看。当我还是个小孩子的时候，我

爸爸的公司每年都会给

排名第一的推销员提供季票。全部

都对。我爸爸从来没有赢过。

当然，他并不属于销售

部门，但仍然如此。我从来没有

忘记过这一点。

[鼓掌]

[音乐]

[鼓掌]

[音乐]

太难了。太难了。

好吧，孩子们。最后一次机会

张门票。否则，我会把它们送给我的

新男友约书亚。

不用了，谢谢。等等，等等，等等，

等等。快点。快点。我们来交易吧。

时机非常完美。我刚刚堵塞了

厕所。

看，我和你一样

想要那些篮球座椅。好的。但我们在这里住了

了。你没读过

之后就不能再住

Alenon 的《鲜花》吗？

是的。

您没读过《体育画报》吗？

不，我没有读过你的。

好吧，来吧。今晚我们可以去看

的比赛。

听着，我会考虑

的唯一方法是他们提供的不仅仅是

季票。

但这是尼克斯队。

去尼克斯队吧。

哇哦。

我不是那个意思。我只是想说

这套公寓更值钱。

尼克斯队统治一切。

是的，尼克斯队统治一切。

嘿，你打算这么做吗？

不。不，我们不会那样做。你

知道为什么吗？因为这不是一笔均匀的

交易。

好的。好的。听着，如果你可以

保留公寓并获得门票怎么办？

完成。

让我结束

谈论一个赌注。赢者通吃。

哦，我们最终可能会一无所获。

或者你可能会得到一切。

哦，我喜欢这个。

好吧。那么，你说呢？

不。

就这么做吧。

哦。哦，我确信了。

来吧，伙计。你知道我这样做是为了你

，因为你是我最好的朋友。

好吧，但是你一整年都不能再使用它

。

我参加了。

太令人兴奋了。

天啊。你要赌什么？

哦，好吧。好吧，我认为我们应该让

菲比来决定，因为她是唯一一个

公正的人，而且她非常漂亮。

好的。嗯

哦，我有一个游戏。

哦，这太棒了。

游戏是什么？比赛是什么？

嗯，好吧，它没有名字。不。

好的。菲比·鲍尔。

不，它没有名称。嗯，好吧。

莫妮卡，关于树，你最喜欢

的是什么？

它们是绿色的。

好。好的。五点。好的。

太棒了。

好的。乔伊，

同样的问题。

呃，哦。 H. 他们很高。

三点。

两个答案都很好，但我们正在寻找

的 Leafy。叶茂盛。

这甚至不是游戏。住口。我们

获胜了。

您想立即完成此操作吗？全部

正确。我们得到一副纸牌。高牌

获胜。你怎么说？

好的。我们开始做吧。

哦，我有卡片。哦，很好。

是的。这里。哦，不。这些是技巧

套牌。

好的。这里。是的。

好的。

好的。你们呃你们先选。

好的。好的。

或者

这是一个低值。好的。

对。菲比，你看。我做不到。

是什么让你认为我可以？

王牌。

你为什么尖叫和拥抱？

嗯，因为我们想要回我们的公寓

。

什么？艾斯很高。杰克、皇后、国王、

A。

不。Ace 很低。 A，二，三，四。

我不知道。

看看吧。

好吧。快点。我们再选一下吧。

再次选择。

好吧。给我给我给我。

好的。

好的。

来吧，公寓。来吧，公寓。

我知道。皇后地位高。

没有

高，但有效。国王。

我们再次选择。我们再选。

为什么？

我不知道。

请给我门票。

那是场边，宝贝。

说真的。不过是个好游戏。好游戏。

他们为什么这么生气？他们拿回了

公寓。

不，他们没有。

这些就像是有史以来最好的座位。哦，

是的。嘿，我们应该把这些衬衫

送给女孩们吗？你知道，有点像

和平祭。哦，是的。非常

很好。另外，你知道，它们是免费的，而且

它们太小了。

哦。哦，上帝。

嘿，你想喝啤酒吗？

[音乐]

[掌声]

开放。打开。打开。

我们将在早上讨论它。

到底发生了什么事？

我们拿回了我们的公寓。

我与此无关。

好的。这是我的主意，但我对此感觉不太好

。

我们现在要切换回来。

不，我们不是。我们不会离开。

好吧，你有时必须离开

，因为你们都有工作，

一旦你离开，我们就会将其切换回来

。你无法阻止

我们，对吧，乔？

我不知道。

什么？我不想再搬家了。

我不在乎。这是我们的公寓。他们偷了

。

你偷了

我们的公寓。我们光明正大地赢得了那套公寓

两次，我现在就要拿回

它。我现在就把它拿回来

。

好吧。

我们认为您可能会这样回应。

所以，我们有一个备用优惠。

哦，不。不，不，没有更多优惠了。您

无法向我们提供任何内容。

让我们保留公寓吧。

作为感谢，

瑞秋和我将亲吻一分钟。

完全值得。

那是美好的一分钟。

晚安。

晚安。

男人都是白痴。不。

你能相信那个愚蠢的

真的让我们在那里得到了公寓吗？

想想如果你在上一场比赛后

立即这样做，

根本就没有人需要移动，这真是太有趣了。

让我们假装这不是真的。

是的。

你们有包装纸吗？

哦，这是给我的生日礼物吗？

费用。

几个月前是你的生日。

是的，但请记住您说过您订购了

一些特别的东西。只是还没到

。

嗯，我为此打了电话。

好的。

实际上，这是为呃凯西

生日准备的。这是她

最喜欢的书的早期版本。哦，天鹅绒兔子。

天啊。当男孩的爱让

兔子变得真实。

好的，但不要碰它，因为你的

手指上有破坏性的油脂。

那么你最好让它远离

罗斯的头发。

所以，这种情况非常罕见。你是怎么得到

的？

哦，这没什么大不了的。我刚刚去了

几家书店，与

几位经销商交谈，并打电话给了几位

作者的孙子。

太甜蜜了。

是的。这是表达我

偷偷爱你的好方法。室友的

女朋友。

不是这样说的，

是吗？

当

你给她买了一些非常

有意义且昂贵的东西，而她的

男朋友乔伊给了她一个橘子时，你认为会是什么样子？他们

让你宣誓。

不，我强迫自己拿了一份。是的。禁止

与客户鬼混。嗯

时刻做好准备。

是的，那实际上是来自童子军

，但它很有道理。

你为什么不把它们给别人

？

不，我能应付。不，我是

专业人士。

哦，Fibs，那是新的脚链吗？

好吧，你还做了足疗。你的脚

都打扮好了。

因为这是他

在桌子上时能看到的唯一部分。

你要进行一些脚部调情。

我不知道你在说什么。

那拖车环怎么解释呢？

因为今天是

工作的阿拉伯公主日。好吧，别管我了。无法

相信我哥哥要结婚了并且

在伦敦。我的意思是，这实在是太

浪漫了。

嘿，很聪明。棉纸。你在婚礼上

。你必须哭。

手帕。不，不。我收到了

邀请。

哦，看。这不是很可爱吗？罗斯，让

本向我讲话。

你好。嘿。

嘿。嘿。您收到

罗斯婚礼的邀请函了吗？

不。

哦，别担心，伙计。我要带一位

客人来。我们会展示给他看。

真羡慕你们都要去。我不敢

相信我从来不知道你在妊娠晚期不能飞行

。

我也不知道。

我知道。

所以，我不知道，但你应该看到

你的脸。

大家好。这是怎么回事？

嘿。嘿。嘿，谢谢你的陪伴。

这是什么？这是罗斯的

婚礼请柬吗？

看，也许这就是我们应该真正隐藏的

。

哦，不。不，你们，来吧。您不必

这样做。我我为他感到高兴。

我是。我真的，我，我，我会努力

。

对不起，亲爱的。

不过你一定会来的，不是吗？

哦，亲爱的，我不知道。我

这不是那些呃你知道的，如果

她不来，我们我们不来，我们不

来，对吗？因为我已经买了

票。

[音乐]

[英语]

He's coming here for Thanksgiving.

I know. It's sick. Why is it sick?

Because it's Richard's son. It's like

inviting a Greek tragedy over for

dinner.

Hey, come on, Phoebe. You understand,

don't you?

Yeah, I could see where I'd be your best

shot, but no.

Sorry, honey. I think it's twisted.

Yeah.

What's twisted?

Me going out with Richard's son.

Ew.

Ew. Ew. Ew.

Sounds like a really bad idea to me.

Is he okay in there?

He's fine.

Hey, you know, man, if things work out

between you and Richard's son, you'll be

able to tell your kids that you slept

with her grandfather.

Fine. Judge all you want to, but married

a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell

in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a

girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a

box.

Go first.

Okay.

Okay.

Welcome to America.

[Applause]

All right.

[Music]

Oh my gosh.

Two in a row. You got to use your

tongues now.

What are the odds? What are the odds?

Okay, that that's enough. You know, let

let's let someone else play.

Hey, if you didn't want to play, then

why'd you come to the party?

Hey, you guys, check it out. Check it

out. Guess what job I just got?

I don't know. But Donald Trump wants his

blue blazer black.

What? Blue blazer back. He He wants it

back.

But you said black. Why would he want

his blue blazer back?

Well, you you you know what I meant.

No, you messed it up.

You're stupid.

Oh my god. No. Shoot. Kitty. No, no, no,

no. Shoot. Come on, you. Come on. Crazy.

Oh my god.

What?

Nothing. Nothing.

What? What's wrong?

I just

I just have this really strong feeling

that this cat is my mother. You

mean the mom you met in Monttok, she was

a cat?

No, no, no. She was a human lady. This

is the spirit of my mom, Lily, the one

that killed herself.

Are you sure she's in the cat or have

you been taking your grandma's glaucoma

medicine again?

No, Dr. Skeptismo.

I'm sure. First of all, okay, there's

the feeling.

Okay. And for another, how about the

fact that she went into my guitar case,

which is lined with orange felt.

My mother's favorite fish was orange

ruffy.

Cats like fish.

Hi, Mommy.

Oh, I haven't seen this smile in 17

years.

Dude, Phoe's mom's got a huge P.

Let it go.

I'm selling. Let me ask you one

question. Do your friends ever have a

conversation and you just nod along even

though you're not really sure what

they're talking about?

[Music]

I'm telling you, it's totally

unconstitutional.

I totally agree.

I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.

No,

I mean it was like the Algangquin kids

table.

Excuse me. I'm sorry. You haven't said

anything for about 2 and 1/2 minutes.

Are you at all interested?

Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

We can't go now. It looks like Rachel's

going to put on a skit.

Oh my god. Have you lost your mind?

No, no, no, no, no, no. I am finally

thinking clearly.

My lucky dress wasn't working out too

well for me. But for 4 years, this baby

never missed. Rachel, I cannot I can't

let

Actually, I kind of want to see what

happens.

Hey.

Hey.

Nice uh costume.

Oh, yeah. But I wanted to give Emily a

big American goodbye cheer. So, okay.

Ready? Okay. Give me an E.

E.

Give me an M.

M.

Give me an I.

I.

Give me an L.

L.

Give me a Y.

Y.

What do you get?

Emily.

Emily.

Okay, that's me who's a cheerleader.

Tada.

Fine. I'm fine. I just lose your tooth.

It's no big deal. I have a dentist, you

know. I'm going to open up to my side.

Excuse me.

Okay. What do I do now? What do I do

now?

I think you're done.

Okay. Time to take off the bra.

[Laughter]

Uh, that was really uh great.

But I I got to take off. Actually,

take off.

All right. Come on. Let's go get your

coat.

Okay.

Rachel is my girlfriend.

Gentlemen, you're up first.

Okay. Okay. You have 30 seconds.

The lightning round begins. Stop it.

Now, what was Monica's nickname when she

was a field hockey goalie?

Big fat goalie.

Correct.

[Laughter]

Rachel claims this is her favorite

movie?

Dangerous leaison.

Correct. Her actual favorite movie is

Weekend of Bernie.

Correct.

In what part of her body did Monica get

a pencil stuck at age 14? Who?

Ew. No.

Her ear.

All right. Monica categorizes her

towels. How many categories are there?

Everyday use. Fancy guest. Fancy guest.

Two seconds.

11.

11. Unbelievable. 11 is correct.

Yes.

All right. That's four for the guys.

Ladies, you're up.

Come on.

30 seconds on the clock. Five correct

questions wins the game. The lightning

round begins now. What is Joey's

favorite food?

Sandwiches.

Correct.

Chandler was how old when he first

touched a girl's breast?

14.

No, 19.

Thanks, man.

Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.

His name was Maurice.

Correct. His profession was

space cowboy. Correct.

What is Chandler Bing's job?

Oh gosh. This has something to do with

numbers and processing. Well, it carries

a briefcase.

10 seconds. You need this or you lose

the game.

It's um it has something to do with

transponding.

Oh. Oh. Oh. He's a trans trans monster.

That's not even a word.

I can get this. I can get this.

[Applause]

Oh, he he can't talk right now.

Why not? What's going on?

Well, he's he's trying to show Joey how

much he means to him.

By being in a box.

Joey had reasons.

They were three-fold.

Oh, well, uh,

you not being able to talk might

actually make this easier.

Listen, um,

listen,

I don't want to be someone who comes

between two best friends.

I just I can't stand seeing what this is

doing to you guys and I don't want to be

the cause of that. So,

I don't think we can see each other

anymore.

I'm going to go to my mom's in Chicago.

I'm going to stay there for a while.

I think this could have been something

really amazing,

but you know, this is probably for the

best.

You know,

I'm going to miss you.

Goodbye, Chandler.

Open the box.

All right. There's a nuclear holocaust.

I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go

out with me?

I've got canned goods.

Hey guys, take a look at this. Check

this baby out. Dug me a hole.

Excellent hole, Joe.

Oh, no. No. My hole.

What?

What? What? What is it?

Jellyfish sting. Ow. It hurts. It hurts.

It hurts.

Can we help you? You want us to take you

back to the house?

It's like 2 miles.

Yeah. And I'm a little tired from

digging the hole.

Oh, damn the jellyfish.

Damn all the jellyfish.

I got to do something.

Well, there's really only one thing you

can do.

What? What is it?

You're going to have to pee on it.

What? Rose,

don't blame me. I saw it on the

Discovery Channel.

You know what? He's right. There's

something like uh ammonia in that that

kills the pain.

Well, forget it. It doesn't hurt that

bad.

If you want some privacy, you can use my

hole.

Pass the cheese, please.

My god, you can't even look at me, can

you?

Nope.

Hey, it's Phoebe. We can talk to Bi.

No, I'm I'm too depressed to talk.

I'll give you $1,000 to talk to us.

Hey you guys, what do you what do you

think about making that beach trip an

annual thing?

No.

All right, that's it. You guys, what

happened out there?

What? We took a walk. Nothing happened.

I came back, but nothing all over me.

Come on. What happened, Joey?

All right.

No, Joey. We swore we'd never tell.

They'll never understand.

We have to say something. We have to get

it out. It's eating me alive.

Monica got stung by a jellyfish.

All right.

All right.

I got stung.

Stung bad.

I couldn't stand. I I couldn't walk.

We were 2 miles from the house.

We were scared and alone.

We didn't think we could make it.

I was in too much pain.

And I was tired from digging the huge

hole.

[Applause]

And then Joey remembered something.

I'd seen this thing on the Discovery

Channel. Wait a minute. I saw that on

the Discovery Channel. Yeah. About

jellyfish and how if you

either

I thought I was going to pass out from

the pain.

Anyway, I I tried but I I couldn't bend

that way.

So,

[Applause]

that's right. I stepped up.

She's my friend and she needed help.

If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.

only uh I couldn't.

I got the stage fright.

I wanted to help, but there was just too

much pressure. So So I uh I turned to

Chandler.

Joy kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do

it. Do it. Do it now."

Sometimes late at night I can still hear

the screaming.

That's cuz sometimes I just do it

through my wall to freak you out.

[Music]

Can't find garbage bags.

Oh well, I think I saw some in here.

What is it?

I don't know. But maybe if we keep that

drawer shut, it'll die.

[Applause]

We're living here.

What? What is it?

Did you see the size of the closets?

I can't believe we live here.

A

The flight leaves in 4 hours. It could

take time to get a taxi. There could be

traffic. The plane could leave early.

When we get to London, there could be a

line at customs. Come on.

6-hour trip to London. That's a lot of

Monica.

Passport check. Camera check. Travelers

checks check. Who are you saying Chuck

to? Myself. You know, for remembering to

pack the thing. You do a good thing, you

get a check.

My mom does it. I never realized it was

weird.

Hey, my mom used to put her head in the

oven.

Actually, she only did it the one time.

That it's pretty weird.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Are you ready yet?

Yep. You got the tickets?

Oh, got them right here. Check.

It's all London, baby. Here we go.

You got your passport? Yeah, in my third

drawer in my dresser. You don't want to

lose that ass.

Oh, there it is.

Sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring

my friends all kinds of crap.

Said all you need is to write them a

song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so

don't try to sing along.

No, don't sing along,

Monica.

Monica,

have a happy Hanukkah.

Saw Santa Claus. He said hello to Ross.

And please tell Joey

Christmas

[Music]

and Rachel and Chandler.

[Music]

Happy holidays everybody.

[Music]

What the hell is that?

[Music]

What the hell is that? Is that you?

Oh

boy, you are really not a morning

person.

Back off.

Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.

Get up.

What is that noise?

You.

It's the chick. She's going through some

changes.

What kind of changes? Well, the vet

seems to think that she's becoming a

rooster.

We're getting a second opinion.

Hi.

Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?

Well, Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his

mouth.

15? Your personal best.

So, where were you?

Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on

the train going to a museum upstate.

Oh, yeah. How'd you meet her?

Museum.

No. Answer his.

Okay. It was just me and her at the back

of the train and I sat near the door so

she'd have to pass by me if she wanted

to like switch cars. She was totally at

my mercy.

Were you so late because you were

burying this woman?

Well, I'm getting back now because she

lives in Pikipsy. She seems really

great, but she's like 2 and 1/2 hours

away. Well, how can she be great if

she's from Pikipsy?

Okay, that joke would have killed in

Albany.

Done. I did it. Huh? Who's stupid now,

huh?

Wrap all of your Christmas gifts.

No.

I uh Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange

juice every morning

with extra pulp.

Yeah.

No,

I've got it.

You don't have it.

I so got it. There's going to be rumors

about this. There's no way to stop it.

Sophie knows. Monica and Phoebe know.

How do Monica and Phoebe know?

Oh, I called them.

When they ask me what I saw, I can be

very generous

or very stingy.

Go on.

I could make you a legend.

I can make you this generation's Milton

Burl.

And Milton Burl has

Oh, not compared to you.

Hello.

Hey.

Hello, Chandler.

I love you.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh,

no. He doesn't

2 hours that lasted.

Okay, it's ready.

Come on.

What's ready?

Just come.

Oh my god.

Wow.

Hey, beautiful.

Oh, did you what did you work for two

days straight?

Pretty much.

What What do you think of the floor?

I don't know. It looks the same.

You used to have carpet.

Oh, yeah.

So, I I made snacks.

Please just hang out. Okay. I'm I'm just

going to rest my eyes for just a little

bit.

Come on. Do you want us to uh come back

later?

Oh, no. No, no. Stay stay. Just keep

talking.

I am always the hostess.

I'm going to put my sweats back on.

Oh, no. Wait. Wait. Okay. You know what?

You were right. You were right. We

really weren't great at being guys. But

do you know why? Because we're girls.

Yeah.

Okay. Do you know what girls are really

good at?

Stripping.

No. Listening. Sit.

You know, maybe just would really really

help if you would just talk. Yeah. Come

on. What's going on in there?

Yeah, you know, if you want to cry,

that's okay, too.

Okay, look. I'm going to have to ask you

all to leave.

Come on, Chandler.

No, look. Look, forget it. We tried, but

phase three is a lost cause. Okay, those

strippers were insanely hot, and I

couldn't picture myself with any of

them.

They really were pretty, weren't they?

You know, I really like that fighter

pilot one.

Oh, Candy. Oh, she was so spunky.

Yeah, you know, I think if I were going

to be with a woman,

it it'd be with someone like Michelle

cuz she was she was just so petite.

See, I don't know. For me, it would have

to be Shantel.

Oh, Shantel, you know. Oh my god, this

She had the smoothest skin. I mean, when

I stuck that dollar bill in her g-string

and grazed her thigh,

I just achieved phase three.

Really?

I am totally picturing you with all

those women.

That's That's not phase three.

Well, I'm there, too.

Well, aren't we all together like in a

group?

Stop it. They're killing me. I think I

just moved on stage four.

What is that? What is that?

Where? I don't want to have a

relationship ever. I just want to have

sex with strippers and my friends.

Hi.

Hi. Listen, can we watch cartoons on

your television? We need a porn break.

We spent the last two hours watching In

and Out and In again.

So, why don't you just turn it off?

Because then we'd be the guys who turned

off free porn.

Oh, good. You're here.

Hi. What'd you get there? Oh, this.

Well, I'm glad you asked.

Now, don't you hate it when you have to

cut a tin can with an ordinary steak

knife?

Now, I know what you're thinking.

Pregnant woman slays four.

Maybe they didn't make you pay for those

knives, did they?

No.

Are you sure?

No.

Honey, you're not going to make enough

money to help Frank and Alice just by

selling knives.

No. No. I know that, but I'm just need

to make enough money for the second part

of my plan. What's the second part of

your plan?

My Saturn dealership.

You don't have to stop having fun just

because I'm here. Kathy didn't cheat on

all of you.

Well, except you.

[Laughter]

Hey, Joey. I don't think that you should

leave Chander alone. I mean, it's only

been two days since you broke up with

Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next

week.

Look, there's nothing I can do for him

right now. He's still in his sweatpants.

That's only phase one.

I'll be back for phase two. I would

never miss phase two.

What's phase two?

Getting drunk and going to a strip club.

How does going to a strip club make him

better?

There are naked ladies there.

Oh, and it helps him get to phase three,

picturing yourself with other women.

There are naked ladies there, too. Yeah.

Would you give me one minute, please?

Guys, what what should I wear to a

Knicks game?

Uh, a t-shirt that says I don't belong

here.

You have Knicks tickets?

Yeah, my mom got my dad season tickets

in the divorce, so she just gave them to

me. Yeah, apparently they're they're

pretty good seats.

Oh my god, those are almost right on the

floor.

Do you guys want these?

Yeah, we do. We

Oh, well, you got him.

All right,

just give us our apartment back.

Oh, I didn't see that coming.

Are you serious?

Oh, come on. We know what these are

worth.

What? Do you think we're stupid?

Not stupid. You're meaner than I

thought.

What do you say?

Forget it. Okay. Hey, I'm not giving up

my bachelor pad for some basketball

seats.

Your bachelor pad? Have you even had a

girl up here?

No,

but uh Joey has and I usually talk to

them in the morning time.

Yeah, you do.

[Music]

Come on. Yes. Gunther, could I get two

cups of Chino, please?

Good one.

Come on. Season tickets. Season tickets.

You know what that means?

Forget it. Okay, I'm not giving up the

apartment.

Oh, look. When I was a little kid, my

dad's company gave season tickets to the

number one salesman every year. All

right. My dad never won.

Of course, he wasn't in the sales

division, but still. I never ever ever

forgot that.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

It's too hard. Too hard.

All right, boys. Last chance for the

tickets. Otherwise, I give them to my

new boyfriend, Joshua.

No, thank you. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait. Come on. Come on. Let's trade. The

timing's perfect. I just clogged the

toilet.

Look, I want those basketball seats as

much as you do. Okay. But we can't live

in the small apartment after we've lived

here. Didn't you ever read Flowers for

Alenon?

Yes.

Didn't you ever read Sports Illustrated?

No, I didn't read yours.

Well, come on. We can go to the game

tonight.

Look, the only way I will even consider

this is if they offer a lot more than

just season seats.

But it's the Knicks.

Go the Knicks.

Whoa.

I didn't mean that. I just meant that

the apartment is worth so much more.

And the Nicks rule all.

Yeah, the Nicks rule all.

Hey, so are you going to do it?

No. No, we're not going to do that. You

know why? Because it's not an even

trade.

All right. Okay. Look, what if you could

keep the apartment and get the tickets?

Done.

Let me finish

talking about a bet. Winner takes all.

Oh, we could end up with nothing.

Or you can end up with everything.

Oh, I like that.

All right. So, what do you say?

No.

Just do it.

Oh. Oh, I'm convinced.

Come on, man. You know I do it for you

because you're my best friend.

All right, but you can't use that again

for a whole year.

I'm in.

So exciting.

Oh god. What are you going to bet?

Oh, okay. Well, I think we should let

Phoebe decide because she's the only one

who's impartial and she's so pretty.

Okay. Um

Oh, I have a game.

Oh, this is great.

What's the game? What's the game?

Um, well, it doesn't have a name. No.

Okay. Phoebe Ball.

No, it doesn't have a name. Um, okay.

Monica, what is your favorite thing

about trees?

They're green.

Good. Good. Five points. All right.

Great.

All right. Joey,

same question.

Uh, oh. H. They're tall.

Three points.

Both fine answers, but we were looking

for Leafy. Leafy.

That's not even a game. Shut up. We're

winning.

You want to finish this right now? All

right. We get a deck of cards. High card

wins. What do you say?

Fine. Let's do it.

Oh, I have cards. Oh, good.

Yeah. Here. Oh, no. These are the trick

deck.

Okay. Here. Yes.

Okay.

Okay. You guys uh you guys pick first.

Okay. Okay.

Or

that's a low one. Okay.

Right. Phoebe, you look. I can't do it.

What makes you think I can?

Ace.

Why are you screaming and hugging?

Well, because we want our apartment

back.

What? Ace is high. Jack, queen, king,

ace.

No. Ace is low. Ace, two, three, four.

I don't know.

Look it.

All right. Come on. Let's pick again.

Pick again.

All right. Give me Give me Give me.

Okay.

Okay.

Come on, apartment. Come on, apartment.

I know. Queen is high.

Not as high as

it worked. King.

We pick again. We pick again.

Why?

I don't know.

Tickets, please.

That's courtside, baby.

Seriously. Good game, though. Good game.

What are they so mad about? They got the

apartment back.

No, they didn't.

Those are like the best seats ever. Oh,

yeah. Hey, should we give these shirts

to the girls? You know, kind of like a

peace offering. Oh, yeah. It's very

nice. Plus, you know, they were free and

they're too small.

Oh. Oh, God.

Hey, you want a beer?

[Music]

[Applause]

Open up. Open up. Open up.

We'll discuss it in the morning.

What the hell is going on?

We took our apartment back.

I had nothing to do with it.

Okay. It was my idea, but I don't feel

good about it.

We are switching back right now.

No, we're not. We're not leaving.

Well, you're going to have to leave

sometime because you both have jobs and

as soon as you do, we're switching it

back. There's nothing you can do to stop

us, right, Joe?

I don't know.

What? I don't want to move again. And

I don't care. This is our apartment. And

they stole.

You stole

our apartment. We won that apartment

fair and square twice and I am getting

it back right now. I'm getting it back

right now.

All right.

We figured you might respond this way.

So, we have a backup offer.

Oh, no. No, no, no more offers. You

can't offer anything to us.

Let us keep the apartment.

And as a thank you,

Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.

Totally worth it.

That was one good minute.

Good night.

Good night.

Men are such idiots. No.

Can you believe something that stupid

actually got us our apartment there?

It's so funny to think if you had just

done that right after the last contest,

no one would have had to move at all.

Let's pretend that's not true.

Yeah.

You guys have any wrapping paper?

Oh, is it for my birthday present?

Feebs. It was your birthday like months

ago.

Yeah, but remember you said you ordered

something special. It just hadn't come

yet.

Well, I have a call in about that.

Okay.

Actually, this is for uh Kathy's

birthday. It's an early edition of her

favorite book. Oh, the velvetine rabbit.

Oh my god. When the boy's love makes the

rabbit real.

Okay, but don't touch it because your

fingers have destructive oils.

Well, then you better keep it away from

Ross' hair.

So, this is pretty rare. How did you get

that?

Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to

a couple of bookstores, talked to a

couple of dealers, called a couple of

the author's grandchildren.

That's so sweet.

Yeah. And what a great way to say I

secretly love you. roommates's

girlfriend.

It doesn't say that,

does it?

How do you think it's going to look when

you get her something incredibly

meaningful and expensive and her

boyfriend Joey gives her an orange? They

make you take an oath.

No, I made myself take one. Yeah. No

fooling around with clients. And um

always be prepared.

Yeah, that one's actually from the Boy

Scouts, but it just makes good sense.

Why don't you just give them to somebody

else?

No, I can handle it. No, I'm a

professional.

Oh, Fibs, is that a new ankle bracelet?

Well, and you got a pedicure. Your feet

are all dressed up.

Because that's the only part of you he

can see when he's on the table.

You're going to do some feet flirting.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Then how do you explain the tow ring?

Because it's Arabian princess day at

work. Okay, leave me alone. Can't

believe my brother's getting married and

in London. I mean, it's just it's so

romantic.

Hey, pretty smart. Tissue paper. You're

at the wedding. You have to cry.

Handkerchief. No, no. I got my

invitation.

Oh, look. Isn't this adorable? Ross, let

Ben address mine.

Hello. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Did you get your invitation to

Ross' wedding?

No.

Oh, don't worry, man. I get to bring a

guest. We'll show him.

So jealous you're all going. I can't

believe I never knew that you can't fly

in your third trimester.

I didn't know that either.

I knew that.

So, didn't know that, but you should see

your faces.

Hi guys. What's up?

Hey. Hey. Hey, thanks for hanging out.

What's this? Is this Ross's wedding

invitation?

See, maybe that's the one we should have

actually hidden.

Oh, no. No. You guys, come on. You don't

have to do that. I'm I'm happy for him.

I am. I really I'm I'm h I I'll work on

it.

I'm sorry, honey.

You're going to come though, aren't you?

Oh, honey, I don't know. I

This isn't one of those uh you know, if

she doesn't come, we we don't we don't

come, right? Because I already bought my

ticket.

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
Thanksgiving /ˈθæŋksɡɪvɪŋ/ A1	noun - 美国和加拿大为感谢一年中的祝福而庆祝的节日
inviting /ɪnˈvaɪtɪŋ/ A2	verb - 邀请某人参加活动或去某个地方
tragedy /ˈtrædʒədi/ B1	noun - 一个以悲剧结尾的严肃戏剧或故事
twisted /ˈtwɪstɪd/ B1	adjective - 以不愉快的方式扭曲或奇怪
unconstitutional /ˌʌnkənˌstɪˈtuːʃənəl/ C1	adjective - 不符合宪法的
cheerleader /ˈtʃɪərˌliːdər/ A2	noun - 在比赛中或活动中带领欢呼的人
jellyfish /ˈdʒɛliˌfɪʃ/ A2	noun - 具有柔软身体和刺痛触手的海洋生物
ammonia /əˈmoʊniə/ B2	noun - 一种无色且有强烈气味的气体，用于清洁产品