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[中文]

塔姆，你是天主教徒，对吧？

是的。

给我解释一下。

解释什么？

嗯，首先，你向谁祈祷？

我猜是耶稣、上帝和圣母玛利亚。

耶稣不是上帝吗？

不，他是上帝的儿子。

但你吃他，还喝他的血。

但不是可怕的那种。

像卡斯珀那样？

没错。

那教皇是怎么运作的？

嗯，

教皇住在意大利。

他有一辆特别的车，还有一顶尖尖的大帽子。

那帽子真棒。

还有什么是我应该知道的吗？

偶尔，

你必须向牧师忏悔你的罪。

我不，我没有罪。

那你就有骄傲的罪了。

你的宗教让我感觉不好。

这就是你知道它在起作用的方式。

(推车声)

哈钦斯女士，你的宗教是什么？

我是摩门教徒，怎么了？

我正在进行一个研究项目。

你能告诉我关于做摩门教徒的事吗？

嗯，它始于纽约，

当时一个人在地下发现了金板。

那些板上说，

当我们死去时，我们会去自己的星球。

除非你是女人，

那你必须去你丈夫的星球。

但这对我来说

不是问题。

我没有丈夫。

我只有只猫。

一只大而凶的猫。

哦...

也许我会去它的星球。

孤独的谢丽尔在猫星球。

我喜欢她。她很有趣。

MEEMAW：你会喜欢艾拉的。

他是一个很棒的人。

他是你男朋友吗？

嗯，他是其中一个，所以我们别提这个了。

(Mee Maw轻笑)

-(轻笑)：嗨。 - -MEEMAW：现在方便吗？

绝对方便。 - 请进，请进。

艾拉，这是我的孙子谢尔顿。

谢尔顿，这是我的朋友艾拉。

-你好。 - -你好。

所以Mee Maw告诉我你是犹太人。

直奔主题，是吧？

好吧，我们开始吧。

请坐。

非常感谢你的帮助。

哦，康妮，你知道，为你做什么都行。

所以，谢尔顿，

你饿了吗？

你想吃点小吃吗？

我不知道，我从来没吃过小吃。

(轻笑)：呃，不，小吃不是一个东西，

它是一种...算了。

呃，你想吃点硬糖吗？

它们是符合教规的吗？

你是谁，我妈妈？

(笑)

好吧，我能为你做什么？

做犹太人的感觉是什么？

哦，很糟糕。我不推荐。

-为什么？ - -嗯，首先，

你的生活被古老而无意义的规则束缚着。

有很多喊叫，呃，

你可能进不了好的乡村俱乐部。

上帝呢？

他怎么了？

他在你的生活中扮演角色吗？

嗯，历史上，他喜欢惩罚我们。

耶稣呢？

他是犹太人。

哦，我们有很多名人。

呃，我们有，呃，我们有威廉·夏特纳，

还有伦纳德·尼莫...

柯克和斯波克？

我想成为犹太人。

(笑) - 等一下。

等一下——我有一个问题要问你，谢尔顿。

当你长大后，你计划住在德克萨斯州吗？

可能是的。

那我强烈建议你保持浸礼会信仰。

甚至可以戴一个十字架。

你为什么搬到德克萨斯州？

嗯，这很简单。

梅德福没有犹太人，所以有一个位置空缺。

你得到了吗？为你高兴。

(艾拉轻笑)

我喜欢这个孩子。

我也是。

么呀。

[英语]

Tam, you're Catholic, right?

Yes.

Explain it to me.

Explain what?

Well, for starters, who do you pray to?

I guess, Jesus, God and Mary.

Jesus isn't God?

No, he's his son.

But you do eat him, and drink his blood.

but not the scary kind.

Like Casper?

Exactly.

And how does the pope work?

Well,

the pope lives in Italy.

He has a special car, and a big pointy hat.

It's a wonderful hat.

And is there anything else I should know about?

Every once in a while,

you have to confess your sins to a priest.

Not me, I don't have any sins.

Then you have the sin of pride.

Your religion is making me feel bad.

That's how you know it's working.

(cart rolling)

Ms. Hutchins, what's your religion?

I'm a Mormon, why?

I'm conducting a research project.

Can you tell me about being a Mormon?

Well, it started in New York,

when a man found gold plates buried underground.

The plates said that,

when we die, we get to go to our own planet.

Unless you're a woman,

then you have to go to your husband's planet.

But that won't be

a problem for me.

I don't have a husband.

All I have is a cat.

A big, mean cat.

Oh...

Maybe I'll get to go to his planet.

Lonely Cheryl on Planet Cat.

I like her. She's funny.

MEEMAW: You're gonna love Ira.

He's a great guy.

Is he your boyfriend?

Well, he's one of them, so let's not bring that up.

(Meemaw chuckles)

-(chuckling): Hey. -MEEMAW: Is this a good time?

Absolutely. Come in, come in.

Ira, this is my grandson Sheldon.

Sheldon, this is my friend Ira.

-Hello. -Howdy.

So Meemaw tells me you're Jewish.

Right to it, huh?

All right, let's do this.

Please, sit down.

Thank you so much for helping out.

Aw, Connie, you know, anything for you.

So, Sheldon,

you hungry?

You want a nosh?

I don't know, I've never eaten a nosh.

(chuckling): Uh, no, a nosh isn't a thing,

it's a... never mind.

Um, would you care for some hard candy?

Are they kosher?

Who are you, my mother?

(laughs)

All right, so what can I do for you?

What's it like to be Jewish?

Oh, it's terrible. I don't recommend it.

-Why? -Well, for starters,

your life is hemmed in by ancient, pointless rules.

There's a lot of yelling, and, uh,

you're probably not gonna get into a good country club.

What about God?

What about him?

Does he play a part in your life?

Well, historically, he's gotten a kick out of punishing us.

What about Jesus?

He was Jewish.

Oh, we've got a lot of celebrities.

Uh, we've got, uh, we got William Shatner,

and Leonard Nimoy...

Kirk and Spock?

I want to be Jewish.

(laughs) Hold on a second.

Hold-- I got a question for you, Sheldon.

When you grow up, are you planning on living in Texas?

Probably.

Then I strongly advise you to stay Baptist.

Maybe even wear a cross.

Why did you move to Texas?

Well, that's simple.

Medford had no Jews, so there was an opening for one.

And you got it? Good for you.

(Ira chuckles)

I love this kid.

Me, too.

Mwah.

重点语法结构

• Jesus isn't God?

  ➔ 反问句 (fǎn wèn jù)

  ➔ 这句话使用反问句，在“isn't”处使用升调，将陈述句变成疑问句，寻求确认。结构是：陈述句 + 助动词 + 主语？

• But you do eat him, and drink his blood.

  ➔ 使用“do”来强调 (shǐyòng “do” lái qiángdiào)

  ➔ 助动词“do”用于“eat”和“drink”之前，不是因为语法上的需要，而是为了强调动作。它突出了这种做法的令人惊讶或不寻常的性质。

• Then you have the sin of pride.

  ➔ 可数名词/不可数名词 (kě shǔ míngcí/bù kě shǔ míngcí)

  ➔ 'Sin'是不可数名词，这意味着它不能被复数化或与“a”或“an”一起使用。我们说“the sin of pride”，而不是“a sin of pride”。

• I don't have a husband.

  ➔ 现在完成时与过去时 (xiànzài wánchéngshí yǔ guòqùshí) (ǎnyì)

  ➔ 这句话暗示了一种当前状态——说话者*现在*没有丈夫。虽然没有明确说明，但它暗示了她一生中都没有过丈夫，而不是过去的状态已经改变。使用过去时（“didn't have”）会暗示以前的婚姻。