– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

♪ 数字铃声

- [Andie] 最后 四人组赛季，

我们笑了，我们哭了，

我们得分了，但大部分 我们都失去了友谊。

- 我要回到家庭学校。

（砰） - 亚历克。

- [安迪] 俱乐部。

- 你们三个，被暂停 足球和来自

媒体俱乐部的你们三个。

考特尼·托德，你 被

所有 Brayer 高中禁止入读 事件和财产。

- [安迪] 还有一件事 是永远无法替代的。

想离开这里吗？

我的童贞！

（尖叫、大喊）

记住布雷耶， 由莱特曼定义的

很酷的学校 成为炸弹

取决于其难度 你摇动你的球吗？

自从我们 失去了我们最好的球员，

足球队 一直处于严重的

暗淡状态 硬核失败。

现在国际象棋是最好的。

- Brayer 的学生们注意了，

我很高兴地提醒您 你知道某个

垃圾场垃圾箱着火了，媒体 俱乐部目前仍处于停赛状态。

获取新闻的唯一地方 是纸，报纸。

- 为什么你要抓住 麦克风，迪维特？

斯坦没有给你命名 公报的继任者。

- 这只是一个 时间问题，佩格。

- 给我那个。 - 嘿不，停下来。

- [安迪] 老布雷耶 媒体俱乐部基本上

只是一个学习如何 骨头已经不存在了。

没有人，没有人拿走 这比肖先生还难。

太悲伤了，即使是 四人组深受

事件影响 2016 年返校节。

我们的一名成员 团体永远离开了我们。

哦不，她还没死。

她妈妈感到内疚 强迫她进入

公立学校 我们都遇到麻烦了。

她答应伊莫金 她再也不用返回

并搬到了一个大院 对于在家上学的孩子，

切断所有联系 到外面的世界。

山猫队有 失去了它们的喵喵声。

每个人都有一个 很难调整。

（快节奏吉他音乐）

嗯，不是每个人。

（安迪叹了口气）

哦，天哪，我不能 相信我就是那个女孩

- 什么女孩？

- 我就是那个女孩 有了男朋友

并且想要度过每一秒。

- 嗯，我猜是这样 让我成为那个人。

- 我不敢相信已经

两个月了 自从归来。

寒假合法 明天开始。

时间就这样流逝 当您--

- 完全着迷时，速度要快。

- 哦，我想说的是骨头。

- 我就是不能 相信我们

能够留在 我们的小泡泡。

没有兄弟。

没有嫉妒的前男友

并且没有打扰。

（电话铃声）

（嘟嘟声）

（轻敲门声）

- 嘿法院，什么 与厄运和忧郁？

- 我一直试图告诉安迪

我很着急 西塔·伊塔·西塔。

- 法庭，我不知道。

我直接知道如何做 粗糙的希腊生活可以得到。

- 你喜欢加入兄弟会。

- 现在确定了 但当我发誓时，

我的兄弟们让我 证明我可以在观看时

疯狂 关于施密特的一切。

- 我可以处理这个，杰克 尼克尔森是我的果冻果酱。

哦，而且他们还会 海滩岛过冬。

如果我得到出价，我就可以出发。

- 姐妹会就是这样 比兄弟会还糟糕。

为什么你还想着急呢？

- 贾斯蒂，我真的需要 您对此的支持。

我的意思是安迪失踪了并且 我是 MMA，“想念我的安迪！”

- 哦。 - 我真的可以使用 一些我一直想要的新朋友

更多的血。

- 你要再试试安迪吗？ - 不，达科他州。

也许他收到了我们女孩的消息。

- 你听到谁了吗 达科塔勾搭上了？

- 每个学生 整个学校。

- 是的，我听说他 殴打了他的老师。

- 达科塔和扎普先生在

化学实验室里 本生灯。

- 那是什么？

呃，不值得。

- 我是传奇不仅仅是 威尔·史密斯的电影，好吗？

- [休闲裤]提醒， 数学联盟

动员大会在 今天 1 点 30 分在四边形上。

- 我喜欢这个 布雷尔的新面貌。

这是什么时候发生的？

- 可能同时 我们正在做这个。

- 好好考虑一下 我震惊的表情符号。

我的意思是如果我知道把我的 ISS 的兄弟意味着足球

将出局 和支持的 甜心们，

我会陷入困境的 我几年前的内衣。

- 你会的 11 所以我很确定

为了大家的缘故我是 很高兴你没有。

（铃声响起）

我不想让你进去， 我会非常想念你的。

- 不，我要 太想念你了。

- 不，我会想念你的。 - 不，我会想念你的。

- 没有。 - 你为什么不逃学呢？

谁需要数学？

你说什么，叛逆者？ 沟城？

- 填充我们。

- 我们在这里怎么样？

亚历克，来吧，伙计。

巴迪，巴兹夫。

我不忍心看 你喜欢这个。

我不应该转身 你们这些参加返校节的孩子们。

如果我知道的话 蝴蝶效应，

我永远不会解开茧。

所以你会选择 怎么样，我的朋友？

- 我很惊讶我 移动得那么快。

我还没玩过 球打得太久了，

我忘记了我会保持灵活性 足以弯腰。

- 你仍然明白，看，抓住。

- 抱歉。 - 噢。

- [Girsten] 那真是惨淡。

- 这完全是我的错。

如果我刚才收紧了 乔什早些时候的皮带，

没有发生任何事情 HC 本来就会发生。

格尔斯滕，我只是 太（哔）好。

- 就像， 完全滚雪球了。

你让亚历克、乔希和肯特

被停职 团队，现在他们吹了。

该死的行军 乐队接管了这个领域。

- 你知道 Girsten 是什么， 那些大号推手

可以保留它，因为它 是完全值得的。

有些人值得 变得悲惨。

- 如果我们要见面 午餐时你的肮脏宿舍

，至少你 能做的就是点燃一支蜡烛。

闻起来像有人起来 并在这里找到了多莉。

- 继续游泳。

- 你知道我是 禁止布雷耶。

- 抱歉我迟到了， 我全神贯注。

- 看起来像 你迟到了很多次。

- 至少现在不是我的经期。

- 安迪，现在 你终于来了，

我可以告诉你，我的 图例状态已--

-（电话蜂鸣声） - 谢谢你，澳大利亚！

看看他！

- 我发誓，你过敏了 来关注我。

- 血姐姐，我有一个大消息。

我正在赶一个姐妹-- - 哦，说到赶时间。

我得坐飞机了，我做了 与肯特的计划。

我很想留下来 但我答应了他。

我非常讨厌这个，再见。

- Gang，我们遇到了问题。

- 谢谢你， 克里斯托弗·哥伦布。 多么深刻的发现啊。

- 我是五月花号。

- 我见过这个 100次之前，

首先是教科书 关系，你知道吗？

你被这个人迷住了

，然后你就忽略了 你的朋友们。

我还没有得到 几天内回复短信。

- 中午 12 点没有私信。 - 安迪从不回答。

- 绝望时刻的召唤 对于绝望的人。

伊莫金，达科他州拨号。

- [接线员]电话号码 你正试图达到--

- 我告诉过你了。

禁止在家上学。 我们已经尝试过了。

- 我只是在努力 相信她真的走了。

- 我永远不会离开。 - 啊，我知道。

好吧，祝她好运。 - 谁发出（哔声）？

我们需要关注朋友 那并没有弃船。

那么计划是什么？

- 我在想...

（低语）

（喘气）

- 低语，低语， 耳语，耳语。

- 好吧，你会的 需要一些帮助。

- 是的，法院，你是 真的杀了它。

- [考特尼] 就是这样。

- [大家]干预！

- 我等不及没有 在壁橱里忙碌。

- 好吧，我们所有的 我的寒假计划。

我开玩笑的。

图片

蜡烛和自行车 骑车去野餐。

我什至做了豪华的预订 在盛开的洋葱本身。

- 天啊，你知道的-- - 干预一。

“将曾经重要的

保留在您的首要任务中 优先列表。

这会让你忙碌

并且距离会让你忙碌 心变得更亲近了。”

我的距离为零。 - 我想我明白你的意思了。

- 等等，等等，你在哪里—— - 班级。

- 没有别的了 写在我手上。

（打滑）

“你该暂停了 颈缩并停止忽视

四人组。”

可能并不重要。

（焦虑的电子音）

- Fixler小姐！ -（叹气）

在课程开始时 当我看到你不在这里时，

我在内心庆祝 然后你就迟到了。

就像你是故意这样做的 所以你可以看到我的灵魂死去。

好吧，

看一下。

- 我的感觉是这样 对于师生来说，

的距离是不合适的 --

哦，天哪。我看到了。

- 进入你的 group seat for CPR.

- 我已经缺席了很多次，

你介意提醒一下吗 我那是哪里？

- 我们正在练习心肺复苏，

坐在旁边的人 当你学习这一生时，对你来说就是你的伙伴

1952 年的保存技术。

- 那么我们应该吗？

- 是的，无论如何。

- 看，乔什 - 老兄，你被钉住了。

你被迫听我的。

我一直在尝试说话 给你两个月

如果这是唯一一次 你听着，我接受了。

- 这很有趣，因为 我来过这里

，而你一直是 有点心不在焉。

- 你不能因为我和某人

而惩罚我 想和我在一起。

我希望是你，但是-- - 我搞砸了，我知道。

相信我，我知道。

- 这感觉就像我们曾经经历过的一切 所做的只是互相伤害。

- 是这样吗？ - 是的。

我们从来都不是真正的朋友。

我只是亚历克的小孩子 姐姐，你一直是，

你知道， 我兄弟的朋友 我曾经暗恋过。

- 安迪，这太荒谬了， 我们是朋友。

- 我们都不是 彼此诚实。

那不是友谊。

我们可以重新开始吗？

我讨厌赛琳娜·戈麦斯 但我真的

厌倦了同样的旧事 歌，不是吗？

- 我是说，是的，这并不好玩 在大厅里躲避你。

这真的很难。

- 我愿意把这个 过去。我想你。

- 好吧，但只是为了 显然，我们盯着看有点奇怪

与 的友谊 你跨坐在我身上。

- 我接受 那么你在船上吗？

- 我的意思是，是的 我现在不是一个非常

受欢迎的人 与足球和格里尔。

（嘶嘶声）

我会带上任何我能找到的朋友。

继续吧。

- 嘿。

- 我想你。 - 我知道，那是一种折磨。

- 我得说，Mae 是对的，

距离使 心变得更坚强。

- 我想她说的是更爱。 - 我坚持我所说的。

- （嗡嗡声） - 哦！

哇哦。伙计。

- [梅]安迪 误解了我的手。

她听说缺席会导致 心变得更亲近

并将其应用于此 她正在舔的家伙。

- [学生] 哇哦。

嗯。

- 喂？

你要道歉吗？ 图书管理员失败者？

- 图书管理员的气味 书籍和

性幻想 占男性的 42%。

非常感谢您的夸奖。

再说了，是你 谁撞到了我。

- 你知道你是谁吗 和南希·德鲁说话？

- 格里尔阿什顿。你 曾经有一颗凹凸不平的牙齿。

你是典型的射手座

，你就是那个女孩 刚刚被一个大二学生甩了。

- 可怜。 -（嘲笑）

- 啥？

（记录从头开始）

- 干预二。

为了成为炸弹人， 你必须把自己放在第一位。

- 为什么大家都是 闯入这里

主动给我们提供建议？ - 好问题。

达科他州，什么是 你吐什么？

- 听着，商场模特，

你不应该只是这么做 无论你的嘘声想要什么。

你是你自己，你 应该穿裤子。

- 听着，她没有 做我想做的事。

- 没关系，达科塔是对的。

我还没有完全 诚实地表达我想要的东西。

我只是不敢告诉你。

你看起来很热衷，而我 不想让你失望。

- 给我一个公平的机会。

- 我--我不想 骑自行车。

瞧瞧，我的屁股好痛。

- 你知道吗，那就是 不是我关心的骑行。

- 我也失败了。 考特尼，你是我们唯一的希望。

愿上帝帮助我们。

- 我不能说太久，我 在许愿的过程中。

你知道，我不知道为什么 偷看者对欺凌感到非常生气。

这对我来说是小菜一碟。 - 好，现在就加入，保证。

- 别担心，我有 血姐姐的计划。

集结部队并 30号在我宿舍见面。

哦，你也可以带一些吗 经血，如一加仑？

- [徽章] Courtney，

脱下你的裤子 并靠近火源。

- 远远领先于你，徽章。

- 那么法庭在哪里？

她就是那个 要求我来这里。

- 啊，很好。 你们都在这里。

（喘气）

- 哦，我会的 说真的，

你来自 八比七。

- 喜欢它。 - 这是怎么回事？

- 有了这个？哦，我保证 TIT，他们给我染了头发，

，这很完美，因为那就是 什么能解决你的问题。

干预三。

始终将您的朋友 首先，小鸡先于鸡巴，

豪斯先于兄弟， 四人行先于妓女。

- 这是我的第一次 Facebook-official relationship.

你能怪我想要吗 花时间和他在一起？

- 我有男朋友了 我非常

很高兴让他 一直是第二。

你们永远是第一位的。

- 是的，但感觉 有很大不同，因为

你有明确的界限 当涉及到我们时出现问题。

而且你一直在约会 从你四岁起。

- （低声） 她四岁真是太可爱了。

- 等一下，

你是如何成为一名 布鲁内特会修复我的伤口吗？

- 是的，我也很好奇。

- Theta Iota Theta 给予 我所有的承诺

张门票，因为它们 我很紧张，我要

泄露秘密 欺负青少年乐福。

支付所有费用 海滩岛之旅，

最白的海滩—— - 最白的人。

他们给了你那个 因为拖把交换？

- 不是因为我 头发，就是因为这个。

（干呕）

- 是的，我明白为什么 他们给了你那些。

- 有道理，我加入。

- 我加入。

- [Courtney] Blood sis？

- 你知道我完全会 很高兴和你们一起去

，但我已经做了 与肯特的超级可靠计划。

你们知道我会在那里 对于你来说，显然，

就像，我当然想来 但我是一个言出必行的女人。

感谢您的理解。

（打字机敲击声） （电话铃声）

- 我的暗室是 几乎完成。

最好的部分是 记者是你可以

给人们拍照 当他们不看的时候。

- 整个房间 对于公告。

我没去过 自从

我发现了订书机以来，我就很兴奋 附有去除剂。

那一天，我真的放松了。

- 认为我可以报道一些内容 今年除了讣告还有什么？

我在等待中感到内疚 为了某人的死。

- 闭嘴，特里。 - 闭嘴，特里。

- 好吧，我想我就这样 稍后给你斯坦的信。

- 什么？ - 什么？

- 我应该是 一个人来读它，

我一直在 公告最长。

- 没有人想听 你的高音嘎嘎声

长达一个字母。

- 我能读懂。

- 很好。 - 美好的。

- “亲爱的走狗， 你很清楚，

我已经用了我巨大的 大脑提前毕业

并接受严厉打击

的实际记者的工作正是 T...M...Z。”

- 哇。 - 这是非常有信誉的。

- “即使我走了，我也会 不要让我的遗产被毁掉。

Cuppa Bear 唯一被暂停的 直到寒假结束后。”

- 快 3:15 了。 寒假即将来临。

我们该怎么办，斯坦？ - 嘘。

- “这取决于你 向校长 Slacks

证明该公告 值得这个空间。

你的使命， 跟随四人组 在他们的寒假里。

带回泥土 并让他们永远被禁止。 你和我在一起吗？”

- 是的，主人。 - 是的，长官。

- “现在暂时 你们一直在等待，

我就是这个人 留下负责的是......

- Divit。” - 是的。

- “走。去放寒假， 消灭四人组。

哈哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈。

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈——》

我还有多久 应该笑什么？

有很多哈。

“哈哈哈，哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。”

- 这是我应得的。

我会证明我是 值得推广。

我会迎接挑战。

- 肯特。 - 嘿。

- 我只是希望它是 已经放寒假了

只有我，

你，没有其他。 - 关于那个。

我很高兴能花钱 和你一起寒假

但我刚刚发现我的 来自珀斯的表兄弟在城里。

我们非常接近。

我没见过他们 真的很长一段时间，

所以我需要花时间 和他们一起过寒假。

- 哦。

- 这只适用于 不过几周。

我保证，它会飞过去的。

记住有多好 相隔一个时期是？

这会好得多。

- 是的。

是的。没有大D。

没有大D，伙计。

我希望你有 与您

（澳大利亚口音）一起度过的最佳时光 原住民伙伴。

- 你为什么这么说话 那个？你同意吗？

因为如果你不这样做，

我可以问他们是否 想要分割时间。

（轻松的吉他音乐）

- 不。

去和家人共度时光。

我们稍后会弥补。

- 现在怎么样？

- 现在。 - 现在。

You read my mind.

- 只是给它 老约翰·H.

汉考克，他发明了...

没关系。

那么你对此感到兴奋吗？ 明天开始放寒假？

- 我不再有任何感觉了。

- 啊，它会回到你身边的。

尤其是现在，因为您 摆脱国际空间站的束缚，是吧？

- 现在什么都没有了 但是最大化，放松，

萨克斯，你玩吗？

- 我不再玩任何东西了。

- 好吧，

哦，我得去拿我的 手腕检查出来了。

好吧，所以一定要拿走 照顾，你知道那件事。

肖。

- 刚，好消息。

我决定加入你们 在你史诗般的海滩度假。

- 他让你失望了，是吗？ - 肯特有计划，对吧？

- 我不知道。 - 好吧，是的。

但我仍然超级兴奋

想要吸收一些阳光 和我的宝贝。

- 到这里来，二人计时器。

我们不会 没有你就完整了。

- 现在一切都很完美 我们都在一起。

四人组， 寒假版！

（欢呼）

（欢快的吉他音乐）

- [Divit] 富有成效 休息一下，布雷尔的同行们。

寒假后见。

- 寒假，我来了！

哦，嘿，鲍勃。 我以为你离开了

伙计们，这真的应该 关门了，快来吧。

它们是奖杯。

（清嗓子）

♪ 数字铃声

[英语]

♪ Digital chime

- [Andie] Last season on Foursome,

we laughed, we cried,

we scored but most of all we lost friendships.

- I'm going back to home school.

(thud) - Alec.

- [Andie] Clubs.

- You three, suspended from football and you three from

Media Club.

Courtney Todd, you are banned from

all Brayer High School events and property.

- [Andie] And the one thing that can never be replaced.

Wanna get outta here?

My virginity!

(screaming, shouting)

Remember Brayer, the school where cool was

defined by lettermans and being the bomb

was based on how hard you shook your poms?

Well ever since we lost our best players,

the football team has been on a serious

bleak streak of hardcore losing.

And now the chess is the best.

- Attention students of Brayer,

I'm ecstatic to remind you that a certain

junkyard dumpster fire, Media Club, is still suspended.

The only place to get the news is the paper, the newspaper.

- Why do you get to hold the microphone, Divit?

Stan didn't name you the successor of the Bulletin.

- It's just a matter of time, Peg.

- Give me that. - Hey no, stop it.

- [Andie] The old Brayer where Media Club was basically

just a zone to learn how to bone doesn't exist anymore.

And no one, no one is taking this harder than Mr. Shaw.

So sad, even the Foursome was highly

affected by the events of Homecoming 2016.

One member of our group left us forever.

Oh no, she's not dead.

Her mom felt guilty for forcing her into

public school after we all got in trouble.

She promised Imogen she never had to return

and moved to a compound for homeschooled kids,

cutting off all ties to the outside world.

The Bobcats have lost their meow.

Everyone's having a hard time adjusting.

(up tempo guitar music)

Well, not everyone.

(Andie sighs)

Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm that girl.

- What girl?

- I'm that girl who gets a boyfriend

and wants to spend every second.

- Well I guess that makes me that guy.

- I can't believe it's already

been two months since Homecoming.

Winter break legit starts tomorrow.

Time goes by so fast when you're--

- Completely smitten.

- Oh, I was gonna say boning.

- I just can't believe we've been

able to stay in our little bubble.

No brothers.

No jealous ex-boyfriends

and no interruptions.

(phone ringing)

(beep)

(light knocking)

- Hey Court, what's with the doom and gloom?

- I've been trying to tell Andie

that I'm rushing Theta Iota Theta.

- Court, I don't know.

I know firsthand how gnarly Greek life can get.

- You love being in a frat.

- Well sure now but when I pledged,

my brothers made me prove that I could

boner it while watching All About Schmidt.

- I can handle that, Jack Nicholson is my jelly jam.

Ooh, plus they're going to Beach Island for winter break.

If I get a bid, I get to go.

- Sororities are way worse than fraternities.

Why do you even want to rush?

- Justie, I really need your support on this.

I mean Andie's been MIA and I'm MMA, "Missing My Andie!"

- Oh. - I could really use some new friends

and I've always wanted more blood sisses.

- Are you trying Andie again? - No, Dakota.

Maybe he's heard from our girl.

- Did you hear who Dakota hooked up with?

- Every student in the entire school.

- Yes, I heard he banged his teacher.

- It was Dakota and Mr. Zapp in

the chemistry lab with the Bunsen burner.

- What was that?

Eh, it's not worth it.

- I Am Legend ain't just a Will Smith movie, okay?

- [Slacks] Reminder, the Math League

Pep Rally are held at 1:30 on the quad today.

- I'm loving this new look on Brayer.

When did this happen?

- Probably while we were doing this.

- Well consider me shocked emoji.

I mean if I knew putting my brother in ISS meant football

would be on the outs and supportive sweethearts on the in,

I would've got caught in my lingerie years ago.

- You would've been 11 so I'm pretty sure

for everyone's sake I'm glad that you didn't.

(bell rings)

I don't want you to go in, I'm gonna miss you too much.

- No, I'm gonna miss you too much.

- No, I'm gonna miss you. - No, I'm gonna miss you.

- No. - Why don't you play hooky?

Who needs math?

What do you say, rebel? Ditch city?

- Population us.

- How we doin' in here?

Alec, come on, bud.

Buddy, Budzif.

I can't bear seeing you like this.

I should have never turned you kids in at Homecoming.

If I had known the butterfly effect,

I would've never un-cocooned.

So you gonna pick that up, my pal?

- I'm surprised I moved that quickly.

I haven't played ball in so long,

I forgot I'd be flexible enough to bend down.

- You still got it, look, catch.

- Sorry. - Ow.

- [Girsten] That is bleak.

- This is totally my bad.

If I had just tightened Josh's leash earlier,

none of what went down at HC would've ever happened.

Girsten, I'm just too (bleep) nice.

- It's, like, totally snowballed.

You got Alec, Josh, and Kent

suspended from the team and now they blow.

The frickin' marching band took over the field.

- You know what Girsten, those tuba-pushers

can keep it because it was totally worth it.

Some people deserve to be miserable.

- If we're gonna meet in your skank-ass dorm room

at lunch, the least you could do is light a candle.

It smells like someone up and found Dory in here.

- Just keep swimming.

- You know I'm banned from Brayer.

- Sorry I'm late, I was preoccupied.

- It seems like you're late a lot.

- At least it's not my period.

- Andie, now that you're here, finally,

I can tell you that my legend status has been--

- (phone beeps) - Thank you, Australia!

Look at him!

- I swear, you're allergic to paying me attention.

- Blood sis, I have big news.

I am rushing a sor-- - Ooh, speaking of rushing.

I gotta jet, I made plans with Kent.

I'd love to stay but I promised him.

I hate this so much, bye.

- Gang, we have a prob.

- Thank you, Christopher Columbus. What a profound discovery.

- I'm Mayflowered.

- I have seen this 100 times before,

it is textbook first relationship, you know?

You get wrapped up in the guy

and you just ignore your friends.

I haven't gotten a text response in days.

- No DMs for 12 PMs. - Andie never answers.

- Desperate times call for desperate people.

Imogen, Dakota dial.

- [Operator] The phone number you're trying to reach--

- I told you.

Homeschool is off limits. We tried this already.

- I'm just struggling to believe that she's really gone.

- I'll never gone. - Ah, I know.

Well, best of luck to her. - Who gives a (bleep)?

We need to focus on the friend that didn't abandon ship.

So what's the plan?

- I was thinking...

(whispering)

(gasps)

- Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper.

- Okay, you're gonna need some assistance.

- Yes, Court, you're really killing it.

- [Courtney] And that's it.

- [Everyone] Intervention!

- I can't wait to not have to get busy in a closet.

- Well there goes all our winter break plans for me.

I'm kidding.

Picture

candles and a bike ride to a picnic.

I even made swanky reservations at the Blooming Onion itself.

- God, you know-- - Intervention one.

"Keep what was once important

at the top of your priority list.

This will keep you busy

and distance makes the heart grow fonder."

My distance is zero. - I think I catch your drift.

- Wait, wait, where are you-- - Class.

- There's nothing else written on my hand.

(skidding)

"It's time for you to pause necking and stop neglecting

the Foursome."

Probably not important.

(anxious electronic tones)

- Miss Fixler! - (sighs)

At the beginning of class when I see you're not here,

I celebrate internally and then you come in late.

It's like you do it on purpose so you can see my spirit die.

Well,

take a look.

- I feel like this is an inappropriate

distance for a teacher-student--

Oh, my God. I see it.

- Get in your group seat for CPR.

- I've been absent a lot,

do you mind reminding me where that is?

- We're practicing CPR,

the person sitting next to you is your partner

as you learn this life saving technique from 1952.

- So should we?

- Yeah, whatever.

- Look, Josh-- dude, you're pinned.

You're forced to listen to me.

I've been trying to talk to you for two months

and if this is the only time you'll listen, I'm taking it.

- That's funny because I've been right here

and you've been a little preoccupied.

- You can't punish me for being

with someone who wanted to be with me.

I wanted it to be you but-- - I screwed up, I know.

Trust me, I know.

- It feels like all we've ever done is just hurt each other.

- Is that right? - Yeah.

We've never really been friends.

I've just been Alec's little sister and you've been,

you know, my brother's friend I've had a crush on.

- Andie that's ridiculous, we were friends.

- Neither of us were honest with each other.

That's not friendship.

Can we just start over?

I hate Selena Gomez but I am seriously

sick of the same old song, aren't you?

- I mean yeah, it's not fun avoiding you in the halls.

It's really hard.

- I'm willing to put this in the past. I miss you.

- Okay but just to be clear, it's a little weird

that we're staring a friendship with you straddling me.

- I take it you're on board, then?

- I mean yeah, it's not like I'm a very

popular guy right now with football and Greer.

(hissing)

I'll take any friend I can get.

Go ahead.

- Hey.

- I missed you. - I know, it was torture.

- I gotta say, Mae was right,

distance makes the heart grow harder.

- I think she said fonder. - I stand by what I said.

- (boing) - Oh!

Whoa. Dude.

- [Mae] Andie misunderstood my hand.

She heard absence makes the heart grow fonder

and applied it to that guy she's licking.

- [Student] Whoa.

Hmm.

- Hello?

Are you gonna apologize, librarian loser?

- Librarians smell of books and are

the sexual fantasy of 42% of males.

So thanks for the compliment.

Besides, it is you who bumped into me.

- Do you know who you're talking to, Nancy Drew?

- Greer Ashton. You once had a snaggletooth.

You're a typical Sagittarius

and you're the girl who was just dumped for a sophomore.

- Pathetic. - (scoffs)

- Wha?

(record scratch)

- Intervention two.

In order to be a bomb ass bud, you gotta put yourself first.

- Why is everyone busting in here

giving us unsolicited advice? - Great question.

Dakota, what are you spewing about?

- Listen up, mall mannequin,

you shouldn't just be doing whatever your boo wants.

You're your own person and you should be wearing the pants.

- Listen, she doesn't do whatever I want.

- It's okay, Dakota's right.

I haven't been completely honest about what I want.

I was just afraid to tell you.

You seemed so into it and I didn't want to disappoint you.

- Give me a fair go.

- I-- I don't want to ride bikes.

See well, it hurts my butt.

- You know what, that's not the ride I care about.

- I, too, have failed. Courtney, you're our only hope.

God help us.

- I can't talk long, I'm in the middle of pledging.

You know, I don't know why peeps get so pissed over hazing.

It's been a cinch for me. - Good, now fall in, pledge.

- Don't worry, I've got a plan for blood sis.

Gather the troops and meet in my dorm in 30.

Oh, also can you bring some period blood, like a gallon?

- [Badge] Courtney,

pull down your pants and come near the fire.

- Way ahead of you, Badge.

- So where's Court?

She's the one who demanded that I be here.

- Ah, good. You're all here.

(gasps)

- Oh, I'm gonna be real with ya,

you went from an eight to a seven.

- Love it. - What's going on?

- With this? Oh, I'm pledging TIT and they dyed my hair,

which is perfect 'cause that's what's gonna fix your sitch.

Intervention three.

Always put your friends first, chicks before dicks,

hos before bros, Foursome before whoresome.

- This is my first Facebook-official relationship.

Can you blame me for wanting to spend time with him?

- I have a boyfriend and I am totally

happy to put him second all the time.

You guys always come first.

- Yeah but that feels a lot different because

you have clear boundary issues when it comes to us.

Plus you've been dating since you were four.

- (whispers) She was such a cute four.

- Wait a minute,

how is you becoming a brunette gonna fix my sitch?

- Yeah, I'm also curious.

- Theta Iota Theta gave me all their pledge

tickets 'cause they got nervous I was gonna

spill the beans about the hazing to Teen Loafer.

An all expenses paid trip to Beach Island,

the whitest beaches for the-- - Whitest people.

They gave you that because of a mop swap?

- Not 'cause of my hair, 'cause of this.

(retching)

- Yeah, I see why they gave you those.

- Makes sense, I'm in.

- I'm in.

- [Courtney] Blood sis?

- You know I would totally love to come with you

guys but I already made super solid plans with Kent.

You guys know I would be there for you, and obviously,

like, I want to come of course but I'm a woman of my word.

Thanks for understanding.

(typewriter clicking) (phone ringing)

- My darkroom is almost complete.

The best part about being a reporter is you can

take pictures of people when they're not looking.

- An entire room for the Bulletin.

I haven't been this excited since

I discovered staplers have a remover attached.

On that day, I really let loose.

- Think I can cover something other than obits this year?

I feel guilty waiting for someone to die.

- Shut up, Terry. - Shut up, Terry.

- Okay, I guess I'll just give you Stan's letter later.

- What? - What?

- I should be the one to read it,

I've been on the Bulletin the longest.

- No one wants to hear your high-pitched quacking

for the length of a letter.

- I could read it.

- Fine. - Fine.

- "Dear lackeys, as you're well aware,

I have used my ginormous brain to graduate early

and take the hard-hitting job of actual reporter for

none other than T... M... Z."

- Wow. - It's very reputable.

- "Even though I'm gone, I will not have my legacy destroyed.

Cuppa Bear's only suspended until after winter break."

- It's almost 3:15. Winter break is upon us.

What do we do, Stan? - Shh.

- "It is up to you to prove to Principal Slacks

that the Bulletin deserves this space.

Your mission, to follow the Foursome on their winter break.

Bring back dirt and get 'em banned forever. Are you with me?"

- Yes, master. - Yes, chief.

- "And now for the moment you've all been waiting for,

the person I am leaving in charge is...

- Divit." - Yes.

- "Go. Go to winter break, Destroy the Foursome.

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--"

How long am I supposed to laugh for?

There's a ton of ha's.

"Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha."

- I deserved this.

I'll prove that I'm worthy of the promotion.

I will rise to the challenge.

- Kent. - Hey.

- I just want it to be winter break already.

Just me,

you and nothing else. - About that.

I was so excited to spend winter break with you

but I just found out that my cousins from Perth are in town.

We're really close.

I haven't seen them in a really long time,

so I kinda need to spend time with them over winter break.

- Oh.

- It'll only be for a few weeks though.

It'll fly by, I promise.

Remember how good one period apart was?

This is gonna be so much better.

- Yeah.

Yeah. No big D.

No big D, man.

I hope you have the best time with your

(Australian accent) aboriginal mates.

- Why are you talking like that? Are you okay with this?

Because if you're not,

I can ask them if they want to split the time.

(relaxed guitar music)

- No.

Go spend time with your family.

We'll make up for it later.

- How about now?

- Right now. - Right now.

You read my mind.

- Just givin' it the old John H.

Hancock, he invented the...

It doesn't matter.

So are you excited that winter break starts tomorrow?

- I don't feel anything anymore.

- Ah, it'll come back to ya.

Especially now since you're off the hook with ISS, huh?

- Now it's nothing but maxing, relaxing,

saxing, you play?

- I don't play anything anymore.

- Okay well,

oh, I gotta get my wrist checked out.

All right so be sure to take care of, you know that thing.

Shaw.

- Gang, great news.

I've decided to join you guys on your epic beach vacay.

- He blew you off, huh? - Kent had plans, right?

- I don't know. - Okay, yeah.

But I'm still super stoked

to soak up some rays with my bae's.

- Get over here, two-timer.

We wouldn't be complete without you.

- Everything is perfect now that we're all together.

Foursome, winter break edition!

(cheering)

(upbeat guitar music)

- [Divit] Have a productive time off, peers of Brayer.

See you after winter break.

- Winter break, here I come!

Oh, hey, Bob. I thought you left.

Guys this should really be shut, come on now.

They're trophies.

(clears throat)

♪ Digital chime

重点词汇

词汇	含义
digital /ˈdɪdʒɪtəl/ B1	adjective - 数字的 (shùzì de)
season /ˈsiːzən/ A2	noun - 季节 (jìjié)
friendships /ˈfrɛndʃɪps/ A2	noun - 友谊 (yǒuyì)
suspended /səˈspɛndɪd/ B1	verb - 暂停 (zàntíng)
banned /bænd/ B1	verb - 禁止 (jìnzhǐ)
virginity /vərˈdʒɪnɪti/ C1	noun - 处女性 (chǔnǚxìng)
defined /dɪˈfaɪnd/ B1	verb - 定义 (dìngyì)
streak /striːk/ B1	noun - 连胜 (liánsheng)
ecstatic /ɪkˈstætɪk/ C1	adjective - 狂喜的 (kuángxǐ de)
junkyard /ˈdʒʌŋkˌjɑːrd/ B1	noun - 垃圾场 (lājīchǎng)
successor /səkˈsɛsər/ B2	noun - 继任者 (jìrènzhě)
basically /ˈbeɪsɪkli/ A2	adverb - 基本上 (jīběnshàng)
affected /əˈfɛktɪd/ B1	verb - 影响 (yǐngxiǎng)
compound /ˈkɒmpaʊnd/ B2	noun - 化合物 (huàwù)
adjusting /əˈdʒʌstɪŋ/ B1	verb - 适应 (shìyìng)
smitten /ˈsmɪtən/ B2	adjective - 迷恋的 (míliàn de)
legit /ˈlɛdʒɪt/ A2	adjective - 合法的 (héfǎ de)
interruptions /ˌɪntərˈrʌpʃənz/ B1	noun - 打断 (dǎduàn)
gnarly /ˈnɑːrli/ B2	adjective - 棘手的 (jīshí de)

重点语法结构

• I'm going back to home school.

  ➔ 现在进行时表示未来计划

  ➔ “going to”是表达未来计划的常用方式，但现在进行时（“I am going...”）也可以使用，尤其是在已经做好的安排。这表明了一个明确的重返家庭教育的计划。

• Courtney Todd, you are banned from all Brayer High School events and property.

  ➔ 被动语态

  ➔ 这句话使用了被动语态（“you are banned”）。重点是*Courtney Todd*接受行动（被禁止），而不是谁在禁止。主动语态会是“Someone bans Courtney Todd...”但被动语态更正式，并强调结果。

• Remember Brayer, the school where cool was defined by lettermans and being the bomb was based on how hard you shook your poms?

  ➔ 过去时和关系从句

  ➔ 这句话使用了过去时（“was defined”，“was based”）来描述布雷尔高中的过去状态。它还包含一个复杂的定语从句（“where cool was defined...”），修饰“Brayer”。“how hard you shook your poms”的使用是作为定语从句一部分的间接问题。

• Well, not everyone.

  ➔ 否定限定词

  ➔ 使用“not everyone”是一个否定限定词。它表明以下陈述适用于某些人，但并非所有人。这是一种简洁的方式，用于引入对一般陈述的例外。