– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

大家好，我是Korndiddy。

我不知道，我很抱歉，

我后悔发生的一切。

(欢快的音乐)

大家好，我是Zach，一个有点小犹太的马芬。

如果你在想，“等等，Try Guys现在有Vlog了？”

答案可能是吧。

(欢呼声)

有些时候我们会一起出现，

有些时候可能是我和Keith

一起去做一些可爱的事情。

- 你和我生了双胞胎？

- 哦。

这周，就我一个人。

我喜欢这样，我可以转圈圈。

(嗖嗖声)

这真的很有趣——

哦，不，我要晕了。

今天的视频实际上是——我一直想

和你们聊的事情。

我最近被诊断出一种疾病。

结果我患有自身免疫性疾病。

这确实是件大事，而且，

我知道这听起来真的很——可怕。

我想我应该从头说起，我很好。

我的意思是，我想我不是——很好，但我会好起来的。

也许我应该告诉你们这个故事。

我一直以来都在受折磨，

自从我开始拍摄Try Guys的视频以来。

没有人知道。

你们不知道。

Try Guys也不知道。

甚至我的父母也不知道。

医生们都不相信我。

正如你们可能知道的，

我想我在一些视频中提到过。

我一直有慢性背部问题。

我的背很痛。

这里很僵硬，而且每次转动脖子，我都会

听到一些很响的响声。

我基本上从出生起就一直有严重的背部问题。

我10岁的时候就开始去看整骨医生。

我上中学的时候必须使用符合人体工程学的背包。

当我說我有一个老人的身体时，

我并不是在夸大，我疼，我酸，我僵硬。

这大概是从我进入Buzzfeed之前就开始的。

我很多时间都花在电脑前，

我注意到当我打喷嚏的时候，

疼痛会从我的背部传到胸腔。

就像，基本上，如果我的背部有乳房一样。

(呻吟)——你认真的吗？

就是这里疼。

我的朋友Colin提议做一段瑜伽视频。

My friend Colin offered to do a yoga video.

我第一次做瑜伽的时候，嗯，

我有录像可以给你们看。

在Buzzfeed工作最疯狂的事情之一是，

我的人生中有这些章节，

我可以回去看看。“让我们看看吧。”

我明天会疼吗？

我觉得我会疼。

我觉得我接下来两个月都会一直疼。

我第一次做的时候，感觉就像

The first day that I did it, it was like

我打开了地狱之门。

瑜伽第一天。

我的背很疼。

真的，非常疼。

几乎就像运动是在揭开一个伤疤。

它揭示了隐藏在下面的疼痛。

我有点疑病症。

所以，每当我有问题时，我都会想，

“癌症，是癌症，癌症。”

所以我告诉我的医生关于这个疼痛，他说，

“这不可能，你没事，你没事。”

所以我开始去看整骨医生。

我决定是时候去看整骨医生了。

我们拍了X光片，结果我得了脊柱侧弯。

那时我发现我得了脊柱侧弯。

- [男] 脊柱侧弯。

- [Zach] 就这样，

- [男] 脊柱侧弯。

- 第一次，我可以回到医生那里说，

“啊哈，我说的没错，看，

我的背部有一个轻微的弯曲。”

现在，对于任何患有脊柱侧弯的人来说，

他们会是第一个告诉你我的脊柱侧弯很轻微的人。

这不是需要手术的那种。

我尝试了很多方法来帮助缓解这个问题。

I tried a lot of things to help this.

我改变了饮食。

我甚至买了这个很酷的站立椅。

所以，这是一个非常奇怪的椅子，你

是倾斜的，就像一个倾斜的凳子。

它实际上确实缓解了我的下背部疼痛，

但是，实际上，我的朋友们把它

变成了一个玩具，而不是什么有用的东西。

该死。

- [男] 哦，烧烤，因为Zach不擅长与人交往，是的。

- 我仍然每天都用这个椅子。

- 它是一个很好的脚凳。

- 不，这不是它的用途。

所以，问题解决了。

不完全。

疼痛发展到我无法入睡的地步。

我凌晨4点45分醒来，感到疼痛。

这持续了几个月，每天晚上都这样。

躺着疼，

在床上疼，

我的意思是，活着都疼。

我指的是，我会在半夜醒来五次。

in the middle of the night five times.

在这期间，我一直在全职工作，

但是当你睡不好时，它会侵蚀你的精神。

我害怕太阳落山，

因为我知道我的疼痛要回来了。

(呻吟)

现在，在这个过程中，

我告诉了我的医生，告诉了我的整骨医生，

我们对脊柱侧弯有了一种错误的诊断，

但是脊柱侧弯并不能解释

我所经历的疼痛。

我的意思是，根本解释不了。

我有的那种程度，我的意思是，就像这样。

什么都没有。

我不得不拒绝在Try Guys视频中的一些事情。

我们拍了一集摔跤，我说，

“伙计们，我做不到，

我害怕如果我摔倒，我会受伤。”

我去看医生，我做了一个最后的恳求。

我说，“我受不了了。”

我开始尖叫，我想，我为医生感到抱歉，

I started screaming, I think, and I feel bad for the doctor

但我说，“嘿，这不能继续下去。

我快疯了。”

感觉很糟糕，感觉你

知道自己有问题，

但负责帮助你的专业人士

不相信你。

我开始怀疑自己。

“也许疼痛只是你脑海中的幻觉。”

这是多么可怕的事情，要怀疑自己的现实。

这个故事之后进展很快。

我被转介给了一位风湿病学家，

几分钟之内，风湿病学家就说，

“哦，是的，我想我知道你有什么问题了。”

我说，“什么？

“什么？你在说什么？”

我不得不去做核磁共振，这很可怕。

因为那时我不知道我有什么问题。

他只是让我去做核磁共振，我像，

“哦，天哪，这是什么，太可怕了。”

如果你从未做过核磁共振，

他们会把你的腿绑在一起

这样你就不能动了。

所以我停在停车场，我能

听到我上面的核磁共振机器的声音。

这是我过去20分钟一直在听到的声音。

听听。

(电子蜂鸣声)

这真的很可怕。

我盯着一个，我想，是一个扬声器。

大约这么大，它有小圆点在上面转动。

你盯着它，嗡嗡声开始了。

而且就像一个路人从我身边走过一样。

(模仿核磁共振机器)

(mimics MRI machine)

而且有一个人从我身边走过，

我感觉很奇怪。

我不习惯Vlog，

我觉得自己像个疯子在做这件事。

不，他在骑自行车。

真好。

结果我患有强直性脊柱炎。

这真是个绕口令，而且超级有趣。

强直性脊柱炎

影响不到1%的人口。

据我所知，基本上，我的身体会攻击

骨骼之间的韧带。

然后身体会说，“哦，我知道，我可以修复它！

我会把骨头放在那里。”

但是骨头不应该生长在没有骨头的地方。

所以我的骨头在不应该有骨头的地方生长。

这会导致大量的炎症，导致大量的疼痛。

我的髋关节开始融合在一起。

在我的髋关节之间的缝隙中，有骨头在生长。

现在，被诊断出患有自身免疫性疾病

应该

是我人生中最糟糕的一天，对吧？

但是，我老实说，我真的松了一口气。

我真的，我的意思是，我简直要喜极而泣，

因为得到诊断是让我能够继续生活和不能继续生活之间的区别。

being able to continue my life and not.

这大概发生在四个月前。

我很高兴地报告，从那时起，

我一直在服药，而且我感觉比

我从小到大感觉都好。

我不知道。

所以我服用一种叫做Humira的药物，

所以无论我在哪里，无论我在做什么，

我必须停止我正在做的事情，给自己打一针。

- 你准备好挨一针了吗？

- 我们拿着Zach的药。

- 我必须一个月两次服用这种药物，

在同一时间。

所以现在是早上8点40分，我必须打这一针。

你们见过这个吗？

Eugene，你见过这个，对吧？

- 是的，我见过你第一次打针的时候。

- 我们可以看看吗？——这是我的针。

- 哇。

- [Keith] 所以你把整个东西都塞进你的屁股里？

太疯狂了。

- 我真的，我只是抓住我的肚子上的脂肪

我必须在不同的地方打。

- 你会打在你的屁股上吗？

- 我希望，我不允许。

这很简单。

用酒精棉擦拭，你知道，只是消毒该区域。

这有点过头了。

- [Ned] 好了，你的衬衫弄脏了。

- 该死。

所以，很棒的是，

你实际上看不到针头。

- 哦。——对。

- 很好。

- 看到这个窗口了吗？

一些液体会从这里喷出来。

- 哇。

- 哎呦，哎呦。

但是就这样，我完成了。

- 然后现在你把剩下的东西放进你的屁股里？

这是怎么回事？——是的，现在。

实际上，是的，你介意吗？

- 是的，我帮你，我擅长这个。

- 如果没有Keith，你会怎么办？

(呻吟)

- 疼痛并不像我每天都在经历的疼痛那么大。

所以让我们总结一下，这里的要点是什么？

So let's wrap this up, what's the takeaway here?

如果你正在受苦，你值得帮助，

你值得人们相信你，

你需要去那里获得你应得的照顾。

如果你身处一个你感到疼痛

And if you're in a place where you have pains

你无法解释或你知道发生了什么

但其他人不相信你，

不要接受拒绝的答案。

因为我太久了才接受拒绝的答案

而且我不需要这样。

- 所以这根针尝起来怎么样？

好吃吗？

- [Zach] 我不会舔它。

- 那我怎么尝？

- 哦，另外，这是

我在视频中要问的最重要的问题。

Try Guys粉丝，你们是三角龙。

同伴的要点，我们都知道。

但是，Zach的粉丝，我喜欢Kornbuddies，Kornbabies，

这些都是不错的选择，

如果你有其他的，告诉我。

开始建立粉丝群。

好吧，Kornbuddies，放松点。

回头见，再见！

[英语]

- What up, it's your boy, Korndiddy.

I don't know, I'm sorry,

I regret everything that's happening.

(upbeat music)

Hey, guys, what's up, it's your little Jewish muffin, Zach.

If you're like, "What, the Try Guys have vlogs now?"

The answer is maybe.

(cheering)

Some weeks it'll be all of us together,

some weeks maybe me and Keith

will go do cute things together.

- You and I had twins?

- Oh.

This week, just me.

I like this, I can spin around.

(whooshing)

Which is really fun--

Oh, no, I'm getting dizzy.

Today's video is actually something that I've wanted to

talk to you guys about for a while.

A diagnosis that I just got.

It turns out I have an autoimmune disease.

It is something, and that's,

I know that sounds really, really fucking scary.

I guess I should start off by saying I am okay.

I mean, I guess I'm not okay, but I'm gonna be okay.

Maybe I should tell you the story.

So I have been suffering from something

as long as I've been making Try Guys videos.

No one has known.

You have not known.

The Try Guys did not know.

Not even really my parents.

Doctors didn't believe me.

As you may or may not know,

I think I've referenced it in some videos.

I have chronic back problems.

I had a lot of pain in my back.

Tightness here and every time I roll my neck, I get,

like, some pretty intense cracks.

I have had really bad back issues basically my entire life.

I was going to the chiropractor when I was 10.

I had to have an ergonomic backpack in middle school.

When I say I have an old man body,

I'm not really exaggerating, I hurt, I ache, I get stiff.

It kind of started before I went to Buzzfeed.

A lot of my time would be spent at a computer

and I noticed I would just,

when I sneezed, I could feel the pain shoot from my back,

through the front, through my chest cage.

It was like, basically, if my backs had boobs.

(groans) Are you fucking kidding me?

That's where it hurts me.

My friend Colin offered to do a yoga video.

The first time that I did yoga, well,

I have footage I can show you.

That's the craziest thing about working at Buzzfeed,

is that I have these chapters in my life

that I can go back and be like, "Let's go watch it."

Am I gonna be in pain tomorrow?

I feel like I'm gonna be in pain.

I feel like I'm just gonna be in constant pain

for the next two months.

The first day that I did it, it was like

I opened the portals to hell.

Day one of yoga.

My back hurts so much.

Like, so much.

And it was almost like the exercise was picking open a scab.

It was unveiling the pain that was underneath.

I have a bit of a hypochondria.

And so, whenever something's wrong with me, I'm like,

"Cancer, it's cancer, cancer."

So I told my doctor about this pain, he says,

"That's not a thing, you're good, you're good."

So I started going to a chiropractor.

I decided it was time to go to the chiropractor.

We took an X-ray, turns out I have fucking scoliosis.

That's when I discovered I had scoliosis.

- [Man] Scoliosis.

- [Zach] Right there, that's

- [Man] Scoliosis.

- For the first time, I can go back to the doctor's and say,

"Aha, I was right, look,

I have this slight curve in my back."

Now, for anyone who has scoliosis,

they will be the first people to tell you that

my scoliosis is minor.

It's not the kind you would get surgery for.

I tried a lot of things to help this.

I changed my diet.

I even got this really cool standing chair.

So, it's this really weird looking thing where you're, like,

leaning, it's like a leaning stool.

And it did actually help my lower back pain,

though, in reality, my friends just kind of turned it

into a toy more than anything.

Damn it.

- [Man] Oh, burn, 'cause Zach sucks at people, yeah.

- I still use that chair to this day.

- It makes a really good ottoman.

- No, that is not what this is for.

So, problem solved.

Not really.

The pain built to a point where I couldn't sleep.

I woke up, at like 4:45, in pain.

This was every night for, for months.

Laying down hurt,

being in my bed hurt,

I mean, living hurt.

I'm talking about, I would wake up

in the middle of the night five times.

All during this, I'm working a full-time job,

but when you're not sleeping, it eats away at you mentally.

I dreaded when the sun would set

because I knew that my pain was coming back.

(groans)

Now, throughout this process,

I told my doctor, told my chiropractor,

we had this kind of false diagnosis of the scoliosis,

but the scoliosis does not explain

the pain that I was going through.

I mean, not even close.

The amount that I had, I mean, it's like, boop.

It's nothing.

I had to start saying no to things in the Try Guys videos.

We did a wrestling episode and I said,

"Guys, I can't do that.

"I'm afraid that if I fall, I'm gonna be out."

I went to the doctor and I kind of

did a last, a final plead.

I said, "I can't stand this anymore."

I started screaming, I think, and I feel bad for the doctor

but I was like, "Hey, this can't continue.

"I'm losing my mind."

It's a terrible feeling to feel

like you know that something's wrong with you

and the professional who's assigned to help you

doesn't believe you.

I started questioning myself.

"Maybe the pain's in your head."

What a terrible thing, to doubt your own reality.

The story after this gets pretty quick.

I got referred to a rheumatologist

and within minutes, the rheumatologist is like,

"Oh, yeah, I think I know what's wrong with you."

And I'm like, "What?

"What? That's, what are you talking about?"

I had to go in for an MRI, which was scary.

'Cause at that point I didn't know what was wrong with me.

He just referred me to an MRI and I'm like,

"Oh, God, what is this, it's terrifying."

If you've never had an MRI, they tape your legs together

so you can't move.

So I'm in the parking lot and I can

hear the MRI machine above me.

This is the sound I was listening to

for the past 20 minutes.

Listen.

(electronic beeping)

It's really scary.

I'm staring at what, I guess, is a speaker.

For the life of me, it just looks like a shower head.

About this big and it's got the little dots going around it.

And you're staring at it, the buzzing starts.

And it's just repetitive, like

(mimics MRI machine)

And there's a person walking by me,

I feel weird.

I'm not used to vlogging,

I feel like a crazy person doing this.

No, he's riding a bike.

Good for him.

It turns out I have ankylosing spondylitis.

It is a real mouthful and super fun to say.

Ankylosing spondylitis

affects under one percent of the population.

As I understand it, basically, my body attacks the ligaments

in between my bones.

And then the body goes, "Ooh, I know, I can fix that!

"I'll put bone there."

But bone is not supposed to grow where bone isn't.

So I have bone growing where there shouldn't be bone.

That causes a lot of inflammation that causes a lot of pain.

My hips had begun to fuse together.

In between the gaps of my hips, there is bone growing.

Now, getting a diagnosis of an autoimmune disease

should be

one of the worst days of my life, right?

But, and I say this, honestly, I was so fucking relieved.

I really was, I mean, I wanted to cry of happiness

because getting that diagnosis was the difference between

being able to continue my life and not.

This was about four months ago.

I am happy to report that since that time,

I've been on medication and I have felt better

than I have felt since childhood.

I had no idea.

So, I take a drug called Humira,

so no matter where I am, no matter what I'm doing,

I have to stop what I'm doing and give myself a little shot.

- You ready to get poked?

- We hold on to Zach's medicine.

- I have to take this medication twice a month,

the same time.

So it's 8:40 a.m. and I gotta take this shot.

Have you guys seen this before?

Eugene, you've seen this, right?

- Yeah, I saw the first time you did it.

- Can we see it? - So this is my shot.

- Wow.

- [Keith] So you put that whole thing up your butt?

That's crazy.

- I really, I just grab the fat of my belly

and I have to do it in different places.

- Do you do it on your butt?

- I wish, I'm not allowed to.

It's pretty easy.

Take an alcohol swab, you know, just disinfect the area.

That was overkill.

- [Ned] Well, now your shirt's on it.

- Damn it.

And so, what's great is that

you never actually see the needle.

- Oh. - Right.

- That's nice.

- See this window right here?

Some of the liquid's gonna pop out of it.

- Whoa.

- Ow, ow, ow.

But that's it, now I'm done.

- And then now you put the rest of it in your butt?

How does this work? - Yeah, now.

Actually, yeah, would you mind?

- Yeah, I got you, bro, I'm good at this.

- What would you do if Keith wasn't here?

(groans)

- It hurts but no where near the pain that I was living with

every single day.

So let's wrap this up, what's the takeaway here?

If you are suffering, you deserve help,

and you deserve people to believe you,

and you need to go out there and get the care

that you deserve.

And if you're in a place where you have pains

that you can't explain or you know something is going on

but other people aren't believing you,

do not take no for an answer.

Because I took no for an answer for way too long

and I didn't have to.

- So what's this needle taste like?

Is it good?

- [Zach] I wouldn't lick it.

- Well, then how am I supposed to taste it?

- Oh, also, this is the most important question

I'll ask in the videos.

Try Guys fans, you are tryceratops.

Point of the homie, we all know that.

But, Zach fans, I'm liking Kornbuddies, Kornbabies,

those are some good options,

if you've got another one, let me know.

Gotta start the fandom.

All right, Kornbuddies, take it easy.

I'll see you later, bye!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
diagnosis /ˌdaɪ.əɡˈnoʊ.sɪs/ B2	noun - 诊断 (zhěnduàn)
autoimmune /ˌɔːtoʊɪˈmjuːn/ C1	adjective - 自身免疫 (zìshēn mìyì)
disease /dɪˈziːz/ A2	noun - 疾病 (jíbìng)
suffering /ˈsʌfərɪŋ/ B1	noun - 痛苦 (tòngkǔ)
chronic /ˈkrɑːnɪk/ B2	adjective - 慢性 (mànxìng)
inflammation /ˌɪnfləˈmeɪʃən/ C1	noun - 炎症 (yánzhēng)
fusion /ˈfjuːʒən/ B2	noun - 融合 (rónghé)
ligaments /ˈlaɪɡəmənts/ C1	noun - 韧带 (rèndài)
medication /ˌmedɪˈkeɪʃən/ B1	noun - 药物 (yàowù)
relieved /rɪˈliːvd/ B1	adjective - 如释重负 (rúshì zhòngfù)
doubt /daʊt/ B1	noun - 怀疑 (huáiyí)
rheumatologist /ˌruːməˈtɑːlədʒɪst/ C2	noun - 风湿病学家 (fēngshí bìng xuéjiā)
referred /rɪˈfɜːrd/ B2	verb - 转诊 (zhuǎnzhěn)
scoliosis /ˌskoʊliˈoʊsɪs/ C1	noun - 脊柱侧弯 (jǐzhù cèwān)
exaggerating /ɪɡˈzædʒəreɪtɪŋ/ B2	verb - 夸大 (kuādà)
ergonomic /ˌɜːrɡəˈnɑːmɪk/ C1	adjective - 符合人体工程学 (fúhé réntǐ gōngchéngxué)
hypochondria /ˌhaɪpəˈkɑːndriə/ C2	noun - 疑病症 (yíbìngzhèng)

重点语法结构

• I have been suffering from something as long as I've been making Try Guys videos.

  ➔ 现在完成进行时

  ➔ “"have been suffering"”和“"have been making"”表示一个从过去开始并持续到现在的动作，属于现在完成进行时。

• I told my doctor about this pain, he says, "That's not a thing, you're good, you're good."

  ➔ 间接引语（转述）

  ➔ “"he says"”引导了对他说的话的间接引用，原句在报导时保持原时态不变。

• I had to start saying no to things in the Try Guys videos.

  ➔ 过去必要性助动词 "had to"

  ➔ "had to" 表示过去的强制性行为——说话者被迫说“不”。

• If you are suffering, you deserve help, and you deserve people to believe you.

  ➔ 零条件句（一般现在时 + 一般现在时）

  ➔ 句子 "If you are suffering" 使用一般现在时来表达普遍真理，结果句 "you deserve help" 同样使用一般现在时。

• I was so fucking relieved.

  ➔ 过去式用于描述过去的情绪状态

  ➔ 动词 “was” 将 “relieved” 的情感定位在已结束的过去时刻。

• I take a drug called Humira, so no matter where I am, no matter what I'm doing, I have to stop what I'm doing and give myself a little shot.

  ➔ 结果从句 "so … that" 与让步结构 "no matter where/what"

  ➔ “so” 引出结果：因为药物的关系，"no matter where I am" 说话者 "has to" 接种注射。“no matter where/what” 表示条件在任何情况下都适用。

• Do you do it on your butt?

  ➔ 使用助动词 "do" 的一般现在时疑问句

  ➔ 助动词 “do” 放在主语前面，构成一般现在时的疑问句。

• I have to take this medication twice a month.

  ➔ 表示现在义务的 "have to"

  ➔ “have to” 表示说话者在现在必须履行的义务。