Hey everyone! So Jun has gone back
to Japan now which is really sad
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but he ending up getting to spend a
whole two months here which is great!
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He was originally supposed to go home
like three weeks ago but he got the flu
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so I didn't send him on the plane.
So yay flu!
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But in more exciting news: it's our
one year YouTube anniversary!
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Oh my gosh! It's so amazing.
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So we have like 34k subscribers,
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we got it after one year,
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that's so amazing
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so today is cause
for celebration.
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Celebrating...
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I don't even know why so many of you guys
are watching us but we're SO grateful.
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It's amazing the response we've gotten and
seeing so many people interested in Japan
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so thank you guys so much!
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I'm a little drunk.
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So in honor of our one year
anniversary I'm going to tell you the
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most embarrassing thing that has
ever happened to me in Japan.
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And probably not even just Japan,
probably like the most embarrassing thing
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that has happened in my entire life.
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It happened
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almost immediately after Jun and I first got married.
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His family took us on vacation,
like the whole family.
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Well, "whole" is not like a lot of people.
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Just my father-in-law, my mother-in-law,
and my sister-in-law, and then Jun and me.
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And we went to Hakone,
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um...
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which is like up...
near Mt. Fuji,
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for two days.
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And like the first day we were gonna go to Fuji-Q High Land,
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which is an amusement park, and the
second day we were just gonna like...
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drive around the mountains and see the sights and stuff.
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So my sister-in-law watches a lot of tv with like
idols, and they go to this haunted house at Fuji-Q
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High Land, and it's actually like a haunted hospital.
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And it's supposed to be like, the
longest haunted house in the world.
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And she's watches them and they're
like all screaming like "Aahhh!"
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"They're so scary!" And she
wanted to go really, really bad.
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So when we first get there that's the
first thing the family does, it's like
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we all go to this haunted house.
And you have to pay like,
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an extra $5 a person just to
get in to the haunted house.
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And, I'm not big on horror stuff.
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I don't like getting startled.
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It freaks me out! It's stressful.
It's not fun for me.
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So I'm telling Jun, like,
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I don't wanna go in the haunted house,
I don't think this is a good idea.
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Like, I'm just gonna...
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I'll sit here, I'll wait for you guys.
You guys can go in the haunted house but I'm
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going to sit here! And I'm not gonna go
in, cause I don't think it's a good idea.
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And he's like, "It'll be fine! Just go in!
Everyone's gonna have a good time, like it's--
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They're just people in costumes. I'll be here with you.
I'll hold your hand if you want."
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And I'm like... okay.
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And then,
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like 15 minutes later I'm thinking about it again and I'm like,
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"Okay, no. NOOO I don't want to go in the hosp-
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I don't want to go in the haunted hospital.
I've never been inside a haunted house before.
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I'm going to freak out. This is not a good idea.
I don't wanna do this!"
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And Jun's like, "No, no, everyone's doing it.
You should do it, you should just stay with the whole family.
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Just come on, it'll be okay!
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We'll just get through it, it'll be fine.
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And I'm like... "okay... okay."
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And this goes on for like the whole
two hours that we're waiting in line.
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And finally we get through and
like, I've worked myself up...
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a LOT.
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Like just being in line.
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And so we get inside the haunted hospital
and we're sitting in this, like, room...
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And they're explaining all the rules to us.
But I'm not paying attention to the rules.
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'Cause there's like doorways
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all off to the side and they're like all dark,
and I'm looking around everywhere and I'm like,
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I know someone is gonna jump out of one of those doorways.
I know they're gonna come out and try to startle us.
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And I was like...
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thinking I was like so
amazing and I was like,
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"I'm gonna get them before they jump out and startle me.
I'm gonna see them first,
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so they're not gonna surprise me."
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So I'm looking around like everywhere, and I'm like,
no, no, they're not gonna jump out and get me.
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So like the whole time I'm not even paying attention
to what they're saying. That's what I'm doing.
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But no one jumps out at us.
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And then they just start sending us through
in groups, like the groups you come in with
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so you're not like walking around the haunted
hospital with like strangers and stuff like that.
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And so it's our turn, and like,
I'm freaking out at this point.
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'Cause I'm like, "SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN.
WHEN IS SOMETHING GONNA HAPPEN."
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"I KNOW SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN."
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And I'm like completely out of my mind at this point.
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And we finally start like walking
through the haunted hospital,
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and eventually like, the first
person jumps out at me,
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and I'm not dumb. I know this is a person in a costume.
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I mean, I don't think that it's like
a monster or they're gonna hurt me
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or anything like that.
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But I dunno. I've worked myself up so much
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at this point that I'm
just like so freaked out
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and when they jump out at me I get
startled, and I just start immediately
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bawling.
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Like, tears running down my face, like my
make-up, my mascara is running down my face.
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And like, in my mind I'm
like, that wasn't that bad!
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It's just-- He's not that scary. That's okay!
It's just a person in a costume. He just jumped out at me.
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But I'm like so stressed out at
this point I'm just crying.
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And like all of my
in-laws are like,
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"Are you okay??
What's going on?"
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There's like these doors that are like
emergency exit doors that you can
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go and leave if you're too scared.
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And they're like, "We can leave!
Do you wanna leave? Let's go leave!"
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And I'm like, they spent $5 per
person just to get in here.
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I'm not gonna leave and I'm not
gonna ruin this for everyone.
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This is the main thing they wanted to do.
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My sister-in-law really wanted to go in this haunted house.
So I'm like, "No! No. I'm gonna stay.
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I'm gonna do it! I'm okay!"
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But I'm still like crying at this point.
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And so we go through the haunted
house and I think it's like,
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it took us like 10 or 15 minutes to
get through the whole haunted house.
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And like, they're so worried
about me this whole time,
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they're just asking me, "We can leave!
Are you okay?"
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And like eventually like I'm
holding Jun's hand in one hand
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and I'm holding my sister-in-law's
hand in the other hand
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I'm just like walking
in between them,
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like sandwiched in between them
because I'm so freaked out.
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And of course,
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like the people who jump out at you, they don't care about
the people who are just like, they don't care about it.
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'Cause like my in-laws, they're just laughing.
They're like, "Ha! Someone jumped out us.
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I don't care, whatever. Hahaha!"
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But I'm in the back like crying so
of course they all run towards me
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and everything and so that
just makes everything worse.
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And eventually like halfway
through the haunted house,
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my mother-in-law just starts- she goes off
like 10ft in front of us and she starts, like
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stomping really loudly
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so she can draw out all of the people
so they don't jump out and startle me.
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And like...
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She brings them out, like it works.
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She like lures all of them out.
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But as soon as they come out they just, like you can see it in
their face, like they look at the situation and they're like
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This is just one person...
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The whole group of people is back there and
there's a girl that's crying back there.
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So after that they all come running towards
me and I'm just like, "No, stop! Please!"
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So,
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that's how the whole haunted house went.
And I mean we got through it okay.
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But at the end I was just like,
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this is what my family wanted to do so much and
I ruined the whole thing because I was crying.
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Like the whole time they had to worry about me
instead of enjoying the haunted house
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and everything like that.
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So I was like so embarrassed about
that, but I was like, you know,
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it's okay! This is just the first thing of the day.
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That was really embarrassing but
I'll get through it. It'll be fine.
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And we'll just, we'll go on. There's so many
other attractions at this amusement park.
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It's like a really pretty amusement park.
So we'll get through it and the day will just get better.
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But I was wrong.
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歌词与翻译
[中文]
嘿，大家好！Jun 已经回日本了，真让人难过
但他最终在这里待了整整两个月，太棒了！
他原本应该在大约三周前回家的，但他得了流感
所以我没让他上飞机。所以，流感万岁！
但更激动人心的消息是：我们迎来了YouTube一周年纪念日！
天哪！太不可思议了。
我们有大约3.4万订阅者，
我们在一年内达到了这个数字，
这太不可思议了
所以今天值得庆祝。
庆祝...
我甚至不知道为什么有这么多人在看我们，但我们非常感激。
我们得到的回应令人惊叹，看到这么多人对日本感兴趣
所以非常感谢大家！
我有点醉了。
为了纪念我们的一周年，我要告诉你们我在日本经历过的最尴尬的事情。
而且可能不仅仅是在日本，可能是我一生中最尴尬的事情。
这发生在Jun 和我刚结婚后不久。
that has happened in my entire life.
It happened
他的家人带我们去度假，全家人一起。
His family took us on vacation,
like the whole family.
嗯，“全家人”并不是很多人。
只有我岳父、岳母、小姨子，然后是 Jun 和我。
我们去了箱根，
um...
在富士山附近，
待了两天。
第一天我们去富士急乐园，
那是一个游乐园，第二天我们就...
开车绕着山转，看看风景之类的。
我小姨子经常看偶像剧，他们去富士急的鬼屋
那实际上是一个闹鬼的医院。
据说是世界上最长的鬼屋。
她看过那些节目，他们都尖叫着“啊！”
“太可怕了！”她非常想去。
所以当我们到达那里时，全家的第一件事就是
我们都去这个鬼屋。你必须额外支付
每人 5 美元才能进入鬼屋。
我不是很喜欢恐怖的东西。
我不喜欢被吓到。
这让我感到不安！这很紧张。对我来说这不有趣。
所以我告诉 Jun，
我不想去鬼屋，我认为这不是个好主意。
我只是...
我会在这里等你们。你们可以去鬼屋，但我
会在这里等！我不会进去，因为我认为这不是个好主意。
他就说，“没事的！进去吧！大家都会玩得很开心，就像——
他们只是穿着衣服的人。我会和你在一起。如果你愿意，我会拉着你的手。”
我就...好吧。
然后，
大约 15 分钟后，我又想到了这件事，我就想，
“不，不行。不，我不想进医院——
我不想进闹鬼的医院。我从来没有进过鬼屋。
我会吓坏的。这不是个好主意。我不想这样做！”
Jun 就说，“不，不，大家都在做。你也应该做，你应该和全家人待在一起。
来吧，没事的！
我们会坚持下去的，没事的。
我就...“好吧...好吧。”
这持续了我们排队等待的整个两个小时。
最后我们进去了，我...
非常紧张。
只是排队的时候。
所以我们进了闹鬼的医院，坐在一个...
房间里。他们向我们解释了所有规则。但我没有注意规则。
因为有一侧有门
都是黑的，我到处看，我就想，
我知道有人会从那些门中跳出来。我知道他们会出来试图吓我们。
我就...
认为我很了不起，我就想，
“我要在他们跳出来吓我之前抓住他们。我要先看到他们，
这样他们就不会让我惊讶了。”
所以我到处看，我就想，不，不，他们不会跳出来抓我。
所以整个时间我甚至没有注意他们在说什么。这就是我在做的事情。
但没人跳出来吓我们。
然后他们开始让我们分组通过，就像你来的小组
这样你就不会和陌生人一起在闹鬼的医院里走来走去了。
然后轮到我们了，我就...
因为我就想，“会发生什么事。什么时候会发生什么事。”
“我知道会发生什么事。”
我就完全失控了。
我们终于开始走过闹鬼的医院，
最终，第一个人跳出来吓我，
我不傻。我知道这是一个穿着衣服的人。
我的意思是，我不认为这是一个怪物，或者他们会伤害我
之类的。
但我不知道。我已经紧张到
这个地步了，我就...
当他们跳出来吓我时，我被吓到了，我就立即
哭了起来。
眼泪流下来，我的化妆品，我的睫毛膏流下来了。
在我脑海里，我就...
这没那么糟！他不那么可怕。没事的！这只是一个穿着衣服的人。他只是跳出来吓我。
但我就...
我的岳父母就...
“你还好吗？发生什么事了？”
有一些门，像是紧急出口门，你可以
如果你太害怕了，就可以离开。
他们就说，“我们可以离开！你想离开吗？我们走吧！”
我就想，他们每个人花了 5 美元
我不会离开，我不会让大家都扫兴。
这是他们最想做的事情。
我小姨子真的很想去这个鬼屋。所以我就说，“不！不。我会留下来。
我会做到的！我没事！”
但我还是...
所以我们走过鬼屋，我认为
我们花了 10 或 15 分钟
他们整个时间都非常担心我，
他们一直在问我，“我们可以离开！你还好吗？”
最终，我...
我拉着 Jun 的手
我拉着我小姨子的手
我就...
当然，
那些跳出来吓你的人，他们不在乎
因为我的岳父母，他们只是笑。他们就说，“哈！有人跳出来吓我们。
我不在乎，无所谓。哈哈哈！”
但我在后面哭，所以他们都跑向我
这就让一切变得更糟。
最终，当我们走到鬼屋的一半时，
我岳母就...她走到我们前面 10 英尺，她开始，像
重重地跺脚
这样她可以引出所有人，这样他们就不会跳出来吓我了。
她引出了他们，这管用了。
She brings them out, like it works.
她引出了所有人。
但当他们出来时，你可以从他们的脸上看到，他们看到了情况，他们就...
这只是一个人...
整群人都在后面，有一个女孩在后面哭。
所以之后他们都跑向我，我就...“不，停下！请！”
所以，
整个鬼屋就是这样。我们坚持下来了。
但最后我就...
这是我家人最想做的事情，我哭了，毁了整个事情。
整个时间他们都得担心我，而不是享受鬼屋
之类的。
所以我就...
没事的！这是今天的第一件事。
这很尴尬，但我会坚持下去。没事的。
我们会继续的。这个游乐园还有很多其他景点。
这是一个非常漂亮的游乐园。所以我们会坚持下去，这一天会变得更好。
但我错了。
[英语]
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重点词汇
即将推出！
我们正在更新此部分，敬请期待！
重点语法结构
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So yay flu!
➔ 感叹词 + 名词
➔ 这是一个带有讽刺意味的热情表达的例子。感叹词“yay”表达了喜悦，但考虑到患流感的背景，它被反讽地使用。名词“flu”是表达的对象。
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So we have like 34k subscribers, we got it after one year, that's so amazing
➔ 使用“like”作为语篇标记，简单过去时（“got”），强调形容词（“amazing”）
➔ 单词“like”用作填充词或语篇标记，在非正式口语中很常见。“Got”是“get”的过去式，表示他们*获得了*订阅者。“Amazing”是一个用来表达强烈积极情绪的形容词。
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I'm a little drunk.
➔ 现在进行时用于表示临时状态，程度副词（“little”）
➔ 现在进行时（“m drunk”）描述了一种临时状态。“little”修饰“drunk”，表示轻微的醉意。
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And so we get inside the haunted hospital and we're sitting in this, like, room...
➔ 过去时（“got”），使用“like”作为填充词，关系代词（“this”）
➔ 动词“get”的过去时表示进入医院。“like”用作填充词，这是口语的常见特征。“this”指的是他们所在的特定房间。
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