- [Jared] Yes, I was just wondering
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how your investment property is looking.
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How is it shaping up to look?
00:03
- [Male Family Member] Well
the merger's going nice.
00:05
It'll be the world's largest merger
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of diapers, toys, and gummy bears.
00:07
- [Jared] Oh, that sounds wonderful.
00:11
See, I'm more in the market
of strollers and car seats.
00:12
It's shaping to be pretty well
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because they've required a lot of changes.
00:16
- Good morning and happy Sunday.
00:41
We have been playing with RC cars.
00:42
We are doing a tickle fight with Penny.
00:44
Are you tickling her?
00:47
Jared's getting his
lesson ready for church.
00:50
I think Calvin just ran in the garage.
00:53
Need to go grab him.
00:56
- Did you just do the
formula start? Oh no!
00:57
- This is him playing
with his bike. Calvin!
01:01
Mr. Calvin is obsessed with his bike
01:03
because he keeps running in the garage.
01:06
We're getting ready to head to church,
01:07
but when we get home, we're
gonna go see some family.
01:09
July is always such a fun month
01:12
because you're seeing family
constantly, at least for us.
01:14
- I dare you to eat some--
01:17
- No, heavens no. I'm
not eating her dog food.
01:18
One time Bonnie and Ruby,
I think, gave me a bowl
01:21
and said it was Cocoa Puffs
and they made me take a bite.
01:23
And it was dog food and
it was a nasty joke.
01:26
It's funny now, but it
wasn't funny at the time.
01:29
But it is Olivia's birthday today.
01:31
It's funny because yesterday
was this big old fun party
01:33
and everyone's like,
"Well, where's Olivia?"
01:36
Her and the three girls, those cousins,
01:38
Olivia, Julie, and Abby,
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they are like leeches.
01:42
And as soon as they see
each other, they run off.
01:43
Like, we don't even see them.
01:45
So, they were on a little tube
01:46
with their life jackets, swimming around
01:48
and they were on the beach playing,
01:50
so we really didn't film them much.
01:52
So we're gonna see Olivia today
01:54
and we'll say happy birthday,
01:56
but just for those of you that commented,
01:57
"Well, then where was Olivia?"
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She's with her cousins.
02:01
She's too busy to be
playing with the adults,
02:02
but I'll snag her today and we'll say hi.
02:05
- [Jared] Aw, poor guy.
02:07
Didn't even make it to
church before he fell asleep.
02:08
- [Jared] Okay, let's go, Jackson.
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Woah, tripping over the pillow.
02:16
Don't you be chasing me.
02:20
Oh, you giving me loves now?
02:29
Aw, did you feel bad for
attacking me with a sword?
02:31
Well, this is a wonderful way
to come back home from church.
02:45
Reinforcements, oh no.
02:49
Always be yourself,
unless you can be Batman.
02:53
Then always be Batman.
02:56
So, I've noticed something
that's been happening
03:00
that I want to address really quick.
03:02
I've noticed that YouTube
isn't pushing out our videos
03:04
like they normally do.
03:06
I think there might be
a glitch or something,
03:08
but I've talked to Carl and
Jinger and the Johnson fam
03:10
and they're saying similar things.
03:13
So I wanted to let you guys know
03:15
about the bell notification.
03:17
Right next to the subscribe
button, there's a little bell.
03:19
And what that bell does is it notifies you
03:22
as soon as we push out a video,
03:24
whether it's on your phone
or wherever, your tablet,
03:26
and tells you when we
have a video that is live
03:29
so you don't miss it when it comes out.
03:32
I noticed that a few
people today and yesterday
03:34
said, "Hey, I noticed that your
video was live an hour ago,
03:36
"but I didn't see it
in my subscription box
03:39
"until two or three hours later."
03:41
So, do me a favor, hit
that bell notification.
03:43
That will let you know as
soon as our videos are live,
03:46
so you guys don't miss them.
03:49
And let me know in the
comments that you did it.
03:50
- So we're almost at my cousin's
house and Jared was like,
03:53
"If you're stranded on an
island, what would you bring?"
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- If you could bring three items with you
03:58
on this stranded island,
04:00
what three items would you bring?
04:01
- I would bring a knife.
04:02
I would bring some sort of protection,
04:06
like a tent or a big blanket to keep warm.
04:09
And I would bring rice
because I just like rice.
04:12
I would bring a knife, a sleeping bag,
04:17
and I think a first aid kit.
04:21
Because with a knife, you can make things
04:23
and jimmy rig things.
04:27
- [Jackson] What's that?
04:28
- And a first aid kit
because I'm not sure--
04:29
I know more about eating
things on a desert island
04:32
than I do about healing and
antiseptics and those things.
04:36
So I feel like I'd need
a first aid kit for me.
04:41
But what three items would you
bring on a stranded island?
04:45
Anything, you can pick anything.
04:48
Except for, like, a helicopter to get off
04:50
the stranded island.
04:51
That doesn't count, that's cheating.
04:52
So every year Ellie's cousin
has this awesome party
04:54
with her family and with friends.
04:56
There's this wonderful B.Y.O.M,
04:59
bring your own meat barbecue.
05:02
- I was like, what are you getting at?
05:04
- And you grill your own food
05:05
and then later there's
a huge fireworks show
05:07
at the college just right over here.
05:09
- And you can see it from the backyard.
05:11
- This is our sixth year
of doing it, I'm excited.
05:13
- How many years have we been? Four?
05:15
Four times?
- Did you catch it?
05:18
- [Jared] Did you catch the ball?
05:20
- Good job, that's awesome.
05:22
And we have games and
it's just so much fun.
05:24
And it's like honestly,
05:26
I think I say this a lot,
but I mean it about this one,
05:27
one of my favorite parties of the year.
05:30
- It is really fun.
05:32
- [Jared] Calvin, is
that your feet I smell?
05:33
Don't point at someone
else and blame it on them.
05:36
- Yeah, we hear the
ambulance or something.
05:40
- Yeah it's his feet, they stink.
05:41
- Oh my gosh. You are stinky, stinky boy.
05:42
- [Jared] This looks like
trouble right over here.
06:15
- I'm getting tortured by minions.
06:17
- [Jared] Uh oh, let's
see what they're gonna do.
06:19
- Go, get out of the way, go!
06:21
- Get out of the way.
06:24
Olivia, your hair looks so awesome.
06:33
Okay, now go run to mom.
06:45
Go run to mom, Olivia.
06:45
That's pretty impressive.
06:52
Running after spinning like that, oh man.
06:54
Oh jeez, oh jeez, oh jeez,
07:01
- [Ellie] Happy birthday, Olivia.
07:12
- [Jared] Yes, I was just wondering
07:18
how your investment property is looking.
07:19
How's it shaping up to look?
07:21
- [Male Family Member] Well,
the merger's going nice.
07:23
It'll be the world's largest merger
07:24
of diapers, toys, and gummy bears.
07:25
- [Jared] Oh, that sounds wonderful.
07:28
See, I'm more in the market
of strollers and car seats.
07:30
It's shaping to be pretty well
07:32
because they've required a lot of changes.
07:34
- [Male Family Member]
This soda's terrible.
07:36
- [Jared] Yeah, it's a little bit flat.
07:37
I think I'm gonna go get a
little bit more here in moment.
07:39
I think I'm gonna call the waiter over.
07:42
This is disgusting. Disgusting.
07:43
- [Male Family Member] I just
went back to the kitchen.
07:46
They know how to cook my steak now.
07:47
This hot dog is medium well
and I asked for it rare.
07:50
- [Jared] You know, I've
just been thinking about
07:53
this chair over here seems
much more comfortable
07:54
- [Male Family Member] People
like a good fashioned cigar,
07:59
but I just like a nice hot dog.
08:01
[Jared] A nice brat in my belly.
08:04
I know exactly what you mean.
08:06
[Male Family Member] I take half the bun
08:08
and then I go give it to charity.
08:09
Literally, chair-ity.
08:11
- [Jared] See, come over here.
08:12
Come over here and take a seat.
08:13
I'll tell you how comfortable these are.
08:15
- [Male Family Member] This
is the new product line
08:16
- [Jared] Ah, yes, portable
comfortable chairs.
08:19
I like it very much.
08:21
- [Male Family Member] It
has a hand holder built in.
08:22
You put your hand in it.
08:24
- Alright, it's time for a
little water balloon volleyball.
08:26
Okay, these are the teams.
08:30
I'm not sure who's over there.
08:31
And it's you and me.
08:33
Oh, and Calvin, Calvin's
gonna be our helper.
08:34
- Come here, Jeff, put it in here.
08:36
- Don't throw it at me.
08:39
- [Jared] Okay, here they go.
08:41
- Okay, so just keep it like this
08:45
and then when we pull it tight,
08:46
go up high when you pull it tight.
08:48
One, two, three, go.
08:50
- [Jared] Okay, our turn.
08:56
Look, you're gonna catch it.
08:59
- [Jared] Nice shot.
09:01
- [Ellie] Don't let go.
09:02
- [Jared] Oh, that's a point for us.
09:04
- [Ellie] Catch it.
09:09
- [Jared] We caught it.
09:12
- [Jared] Oh, yeah!
09:17
- One, two, three, go.
09:20
- [Jared] Yeah, double trouble.
09:23
Okay, we've got a balloon.
09:27
Are you ready, Ellie?
09:28
- So when the balloon
comes, he's gonna catch it.
09:29
- [Jared] Okay, are you gonna
catch our balloons, bud?
09:31
Whenever you guys are ready,
we've got our balloon catcher.
09:34
- [Jared] Okay, we're ready.
09:43
- [Ellie] Go, Jar.
- Fall back.
09:46
- [Jared] You get it?
09:48
- [Jared] It didn't fall, you did it!
09:55
- You got it, you right.
09:56
Calvin, you wanna get in?
09:57
- [Jared] Okay, your turn, Calvin.
09:59
He's like, no way, I saw that.
10:01
- [Jared] Oh, that's us again.
10:09
You know the fireworks are getting close
11:01
when the glow sticks come out.
11:02
You trying to put those all on?
11:04
Fighting over the ball.
11:08
- [Ellie] Babies, no, no!
11:12
- [Jared] Let's learn to share, guys.
11:14
Okay, the fireworks, they're
gonna be right over there.
11:17
Okay, you go watch on the trampoline.
11:24
Look at his ankle, that's so cute.
11:25
(fireworks popping)
(mellow guitar)
11:28
- [Ellie] Let's go sit down.
11:30
- [Jared] Okay, family,
let's watch these fireworks.
11:40
- I like your bracelets.
11:42
- [Jared] Yeah, look at that.
11:43
How many?
- He did it all by himself.
11:44
- [Jared] Yeah, he would
not let us help them.
11:46
Good job, buddy. You did it.
11:47
- Well, this is a first.
11:49
It is 30 minutes until midnight
11:51
and our kids are still awake.
11:52
They had so much fun with cousins.
11:55
So hope you guys enjoyed the vlog today.
11:58
We sure had a great day.
12:01
We have a very busy, but fun week ahead.
12:02
And then a fun family reunion.
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- Thanks for watching.
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