- Did you eat it?
- Eat it, Daddy! Tastes nummy!
00:00
♪ You are my sunshine, ♪
00:03
♪ My only sunshine. ♪
00:05
- [Davey] Can't get me,
can't get me! (yells)
00:08
- That's what happens
when vloggers try to act.
00:15
- What just happened?
00:18
- [Davey] Are you eatin' the Play Doh?
00:30
(laughs) (gasps) Did you eat it?!
00:34
- Eat it, Daddy! It's nummy!
00:38
- Good morning, guys. I
kinda had a moment last night
00:45
where I was like sad that
all my kids were growing up
00:50
and I kinda talked about it last night.
00:53
And maybe it was 'cause we
started watching "This is Us"
00:56
but kinda made me rededicate
myself to being a better dad
00:58
and enjoying the moments with my kids.
01:03
Like, even though I'm home
with them all the time
01:06
I don't think I really take advantage
01:08
of the time I have with them.
01:09
So I'm kinda like rededicating
myself to being a better dad.
01:11
I was like breaking down cryin'
last night, but I'm okay.
01:15
I'm just gonna take advantage
of this time I have with 'em.
01:19
They're only little for
so long, and I love it.
01:23
I love every moment of
it, and I love my kids,
01:27
and I love being a dad.
01:30
So I'm rededicating myself
to being a better dad
01:31
and a better husband and we
can hang out all day together
01:34
'cause all the kids are sick
so we get to be home today.
01:38
- My neighbor is pressure
washing his entire house.
01:41
Like, his roof and everything. (chuckles)
01:45
Makes me think, well God,
we've lived here three years.
01:48
Maybe for the house-iversary
that we had yesterday,
01:50
today we should pressure wash our house.
01:52
We have a pressure washer.
01:56
I think you're supposed to do
that every once in a while.
01:57
We've never done it.
02:00
- [April] Did you know that
you're supposed to wash
02:01
the outside of your house?
02:02
- [April] How come you
never washed our house then?
02:05
I didn't know until today.
02:10
- [April] You okay?
02:11
- [April] My little sneeze-a-rooni.
02:14
Aw, you gotta fever.
02:16
Baby, are you dancin'
to "Greatest Showman"?
02:19
- Yeah, I dance good.
02:21
- [April] How does that song go? Sing it!
02:23
- [April] You had that bird
in there the whole time?
02:30
- [April] She just snuggles on.
02:33
Hey honey, how come you
never wash the outside
02:35
of our house with the power washer?
02:36
- Yeah I think you should do that today;
02:40
the house-a-versary and everything.
02:42
- [Davey] Now mister Ender-pants,
how are you feeling today?
02:43
- [Davey] You slept in a long time.
02:48
You must've been tired.
02:52
- [Davey] Daisy. You
gettin' your act together?
02:54
- How're you feeling?
- I slept more than you.
02:58
- [Davey] You slept a long time.
03:00
- I slept more than you too.
03:02
- [Davey] You've never done that.
03:04
You're the best sleeper in the house.
03:05
Except for Roberta. She's pretty good.
03:07
- Nope, I sleep more than her.
03:10
- Nope, she's better.
03:13
- {Davey] Oh, she loves to sleep.
03:15
- I sleep more than her. Sometimes.
03:18
- [Davey] Yeah, you do.
03:21
- [Davey] Okay. Carrots? April?
03:25
You get hit with the Ashanti virus?
03:27
- I don't feel good.
03:30
- [Davey] Aw, poor thing.
03:32
- What are you doing?
03:33
- [Davey] And then E.B.
got the Ashanti virus too?
03:34
You want a sandwich?
03:38
- I want a sandwich.
03:39
- [Davey] Peanut butter jelly?
03:40
- Peanut butter and jelly.
03:42
- I don't know if you can see it there.
03:44
That is a teeny little puppy tooth.
03:46
Ella was biting on a toy
and I saw it hanging out
03:48
and I grabbed it. She had a
little tooth underneath it.
03:54
Did you lose your first tooth? Huh?
03:58
Let's see your smile now.
04:02
- Alright. Guys, all week
I look forward to fruit cup
04:08
at my mom's house. Right Ambree?
04:12
And, what happened on Sunday?
04:16
What happened? Did we go to grandma's?
04:19
That's right. We did not
go to grandma's house.
04:21
- We're gonna have fruit
cup. Today or what?
04:25
- Should we make some? I went
and bought some at the store.
04:29
Ambree got some bubble gum.
04:32
And I got the stuff for fruit cup.
04:34
I think I need me some fruit
cup. There's been so much
04:36
sickness and sadness and
weeping and wailing and
04:39
gnashing of teeth today.
Let's make some fruit cup.
04:42
- And now mister Ender,
we shall enjoy the fruits
04:51
of our labors. Get it?
04:56
The fruits of our labors.
04:59
- [Davey] Cups. Cups. Who
wants some fruit cups?
05:01
That is what I'm talking
about right there. Mmhmm.
05:04
Now what's going on? April's
been sleeping all day.
05:08
- I think I just have jet lag really bad.
05:11
And now it's like 7am in Bangkok.
05:13
- It's time to wake up.
- And I feel fine.
05:16
- [Davey] Come back to Utah.
05:18
- [Davey] You have to come back to Utah.
05:21
- It's so hard. I tried
so hard to stay awake,
05:23
but I took a nap with
E.B. I took a nap with--
05:25
- [Davey] There's been like 6 naps today.
05:28
Are you gonna sleep tonight or are we
05:31
gonna be up all night
watching "This is Us"?
05:32
- Probably watching "This is Us".
05:34
That's probably why I got
off schedule last night.
05:36
- [Davey] We stayed up till midnight or 1.
05:39
- [Davey] No, not 2.
05:41
- I think I fell asleep by 2.
My brain wouldn't shut off.
05:42
♪ You are my sunshine, ♪
05:46
♪ My only sunshine. ♪
05:48
♪ You make me happy,
when skies are gray. ♪
05:51
[Davey] Can't get me. Can't
get me. Can't get me. Ah!
05:57
- Turn bike motions.
06:02
- [Davey] You're crazy!
06:04
Na na na na na na, you
can't get me. Ah! Ah!
06:05
You're stuck on the ball.
06:09
- Help us. Help us. I gotta go.
06:12
- I got something for
you. It's a surprise.
06:18
- It's in my hand. Look. It's a surprise.
06:21
- [Davey] Surprise.
06:24
- [April] Come here. Come and get it.
06:25
- [Davey] She doesn't
fall for your tricks.
06:27
- It's a binky. Take your binky.
06:28
- [Davey] Well, you almost got her.
06:37
- The other day I just gave her this
06:39
and she put it in her mouth and she'd go.
06:41
She had no idea what to do with it.
06:44
- [Davey] Ender, what are you doing?
06:48
- I'm getting plates.
06:49
- [Davey] Are you helping me with dinner?
06:50
- [Davey] Thanks, buddy.
06:53
K, we got shrimp. We got chicken.
06:54
We got rice. And we got corn.
06:57
(conch shell sound)
07:00
I'm putting you on the spot here. Listen.
07:03
While we were in Thailand,
I heard you gave your
07:07
comedy monologue. I wanna hear you say it.
07:11
- [April] I'll be here with
you. I'll be the funny one. Go.
07:16
- What a lovely time to live, isn't it?
07:22
Well, now that you ask, I
might give you some advice.
07:24
Buy a dog before having children.
07:28
Me and my husband bought a
dog. We called him Grandpa.
07:30
Well, he was a wonderful dog.
07:33
But he had that really
addiction of running into cars.
07:36
So he died. So we bought a new dog.
07:40
And we called him Grandpa
because our old dog
07:43
was called Grandpa. But he died again.
07:45
And we went, "How are all our dogs dying?"
07:48
So we decided to buy a new dog.
07:52
But call him Mother this
time, so he wouldn't die.
07:54
But guess what. He died.
07:57
So when I was going to get
Mother's body from the road,
07:59
our neighbor came and she
was like "Hey, why don't you
08:02
tie your dog to your house?"
08:05
And I was like, "What a
wonderful idea, isn't it?"
08:06
So after that, I tied all
my children to the house.
08:10
And guess what. They're not
dead. So take my advice.
08:13
Buy a dog before having
children. That's it.
08:16
- [April] Why did you
keep killing your dogs?
08:23
- I am not a dog keeper, okay?
08:25
- [Davey] That was kind
of a sad story, though.
08:27
- [April] I kept thinking
when is it gonna get funny?
08:29
- [April] And then it got funny.
08:32
- You're not doing okay.
08:37
- [April] Seriously, be nice.
08:41
- I thought I was being nice.
08:44
- [April] Sorry, I felt threatened.
08:46
- That's what happens
when vloggers try to act.
08:56
- What just happened?
08:59
- We were trying. We had a
funny conversation and then
09:00
April's like "We should film
that. Like just act it out."
09:03
- I didn't get the scissors
though. I turned around and
09:07
Davey had a knife and he's
like "I'm going to hurt you."
09:09
- She said she felt
threatened. And I was like
09:12
"Did you feel threatened
there?" Like, weird.
09:14
- And then I punched him in the stomach.
09:17
- [April] That made me
almost pee my pants.
09:21
- That is how you guys know
that everything you see on
09:22
this vlog is legit. 100% real. Because--
09:24
- [April] Because we cannot act.
09:28
- We are not good actors.
We are bad actors.
09:29
- [April] I was gonna say,
we are very bad actors.
09:31
- K, we're gonna give it another try.
09:34
- Oh my god, I'm so tired.
09:35
- The funny thing is, I
don't think you're joking.
09:38
- Uh, am I not being nice?
09:43
- No, that was rude.
09:45
- I didn't think it was rude.
09:48
- Okay, sorry. I just felt threatened.
09:49
- I'm going to hurt you.
09:54
You feel threatened now?
09:58
- I thought maybe cookies will
make everybody feel better.
10:06
- [Davey] Just trying to get
something that'll wake you up.
10:11
- Oh no, I am wide awake now.
10:13
I'm gonna be wide awake
until 3am. Perfect.
10:15
- [Davey] 3am challenge tonight?
10:18
- [Davey] Did you guys
all wash your hands?
10:21
Did you wash your hands?
10:29
- [Zade] Dad, what's the 3am challenge?
10:36
- [Davey] I don't know.
You do something at 3am
10:38
and you act like a ghost
if something scary happens.
10:41
- [April] Nothing ever really
happens that's scary though.
10:44
Alexa, play The Muppets soundtrack.
10:47
These are the songs I used to grow up to.
10:58
♪ It's time to start the music. ♪
11:08
♪ It's time to dim the lights. ♪
11:10
- Alright, guys. We are
ending the vlog now.
11:12
- Except for when you tried
to burn down the garage.
11:16
- I don't know what she's talkin' about.
11:19
- [April] Stupid. This is so dumb.
11:21
It stinks so bad in here.
11:24
- All you smell is lighter fluid.
11:25
- [April] And smoke.
11:28
- I'm making more of an effort
to enjoy more moments with
11:29
my kids and I feel like
they're growing up too fast.
11:32
And so I did that today and I liked it.
11:36
And everything was awesome and
we had a fun time at dinner.
11:39
And everybody was laughing
and everything was great.
11:41
So, sometimes enjoying
those moments with the kids
11:44
doesn't involve picking up the camera.
11:47
So you guys might miss some of that but
11:49
I gotta do it for me. Do you
wanna go watch "This is Us"?
11:51
- Yeah. I do. Right now.
11:55
- [Davey] Okay. You're
gonna be up till like 5
11:56
in the morning or 7 in the morning?
11:58
- It's already eleven.
12:00
- Okay, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
12:03