Can we get this done quickly?
00:08
It’s Songs ‘N Lasers Night
at the Rollerskate Pit.
00:09
Oh, let’s dump everything in a
garbage bag and throw it outside.
00:12
We’ll be done in five minutes.
00:15
It’s not like we’re using this junk
anyway. I mean, what’s even in here?
00:17
Receipts and sandwich wrappers?
00:20
Actually, it’s all stuff from when
we first started working together.
00:22
Hahaha! Look at how ridiculous
we looked! And by we I mean you
00:25
coz’ I look totally cool in this picture.
00:29
We were just two guys with
a dream, a garage and a mouse.
00:31
Did we even have a business plan?
00:35
Ha! Can you believe we used to
work on such primitive machines?
00:41
Look how many centimeters thick
this is! Look, Modern Smartphone.
00:45
It’s your ancestor. I feel bad for it, too.
00:49
Didn’t you write your
first program on this thing?
00:52
Yeah. I never could get it to
work, though. I wasn’t such
00:54
an experienced programmer
back in those days.
00:57
Oh, come on, I bet you could fix it now?
00:59
Let’s see if this works.
01:02
Okay, hold on, let me blow on it.
01:05
Oh, yeah, that always works.
01:07
... And I immediately found the problem.
01:27
Someone stuffed a marshmallow
into the back of the tablet.
01:29
Oh wow, yeah! From our college
prank marshmallow war, remember?!
01:33
I mean, I wonder who did that.
01:37
This is why I don’t let you
touch my things anymore.
01:40
Huh. Maybe my programming
wasn’t the problem after all.
01:49
Initiating search for: Da-da-da-Daddy.
01:54
Nah. The voice on this program
must still have a glitch.
01:57
It just mispronounced the
word “Ben” as “daddy.”
02:00
My daddy is... Ben.
02:03
Um, Ben? What was this
program supposed to do?
02:07
I don’t even remember. I think I
just made it because I was bored.
02:10
My daddy... made me. My daddy
is Ben. Ben is my da-da-daddy.
02:13
I love you, Daddy.
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
02:23
I didn’t set out to make a computer
that feels love. Personally, I find
02:31
the idea of love complicated and
icky. The only explanation is that
02:34
the program I wrote has
accidentally developed
02:38
the personality of a small child.
I guess I don’t really have
02:41
to explain that. It’s just basic
computer science, right?
02:44
Seen it, seen it, don’t wanna see
it. Ooh, a four-hour background
02:50
image of a fish tank! I’ve been
meaning to check this out...
02:54
Guys! We’re infested with robot rats!
Do we have any virtual cheese?
02:58
This isn’t a robot rat, it’s a computer
that Ben brought to life - obviously.
03:02
How cute! Oh, he’s got daddy’s eyes.
03:07
Sorry. Boomerang was getting in the
way while I was cleaning, so I gave
03:10
it wheels to move around
and entertain itself.
03:14
It likes to be called Boomerang.
03:19
I don’t know, Ben. Computer kids
are a big responsibility. From what
03:21
I’ve seen on TV, you have to talk
to your kids almost every day.
03:25
And warn them about stranger danger.
03:29
Well, I think of every program
that I write as my offspring.
03:32
Boomerang is no different.
03:35
Daddy! I’m stuck! It’s dusty and dark
under here! Help! Daddy! Help! Daddy!
03:37
Dadada... I’ll sing you a lullaby. The
modem noise always calms him down.
03:43
So... like I was saying, this isn’t
gonna be a big deal at all.
03:56
Cut it out, Boomerang.
04:05
You can’t get me, Ginger.
04:07
Everybody knock it off! Boomerang!
04:09
Slow down! Ginger! Stop
riling up the toddler tablet.
04:10
You can’t shoot me because I have
a force field that shoots back lasers
04:13
so when you shot me
you actually hit yourself!
04:17
No fair! No fair! Force fields are cheating!
04:20
Oh, man. This room looks worse than
before. We’re never gonna make it
04:28
to Songs ‘N Lasers Night at the
Rollerskate Pit at this rate.
04:33
I am so disappointed.
04:35
Yeah, there’s been an unexpected
development. Boomerang’s computer
04:38
brain is growing quickly. Now
he’s already about Ginger’s age.
04:41
Well, if you don’t think you can
go to Songs ‘N Lasers Night,
04:45
I understand. I mean, you kind of
have a kid now. I can go with Hank.
04:49
Of course I wanna go! It’s a night
with both songs and lasers!
04:53
We’ll just quickly clean up the
garage and be ready to go.
04:58
Oh, man! I didn’t think that
would actually work!
05:03
Hu-hu. Let’s throw things at him
while he can’t move! Hu-hu, Hu-hu!
05:06
Guys, I don’t know if I’m going
to be able to go out tonight.
05:11
Don’t give up just yet. I’m gonna
make a call to someone who might
05:14
just give us some help. She’s an expert.
05:18
Guys, get a clue. Just because I’m
a girl it doesn’t mean I know how
05:22
to babysit. Anyway, I charge by the
hour. Oh and I’ll keep him away
05:24
from the TV and you just tell
me when his bedtime is.
05:28
Oh, you are a life saver, Angela. I
was starting to think we wouldn’t
05:30
make it to the coolest laser-and-music-
and-roller-skate-themed night in town.
05:34
Oh it’s fine, and also fine that
you weren’t gonna invite me to that
05:38
fun thing. So, can I meet the little dude?
05:41
Yeah, he’s around here
somewhere. Boomerang!
05:44
Oh, his name is
Boomerang. Hey, little guy.
05:50
We’re going to have so much fun
while Ben and Tom go out, okay?
05:54
Does that sound like a good
idea? Yes, it does, yes, it does.
05:57
Uh, why is this old lady talking to
me like I’m some kind of kid?
06:02
I'm not a kid, okay?
I’m like four hours old.
06:06
Hey Boomerang! Did you forget
06:09
we were just about to start
playing king pirate robot?
06:11
Ugh. Pirates are so done.
06:14
Oh. You take that back!
06:17
I can’t even be around you anymore,
Boomerang! You’ve changed!
06:20
His programming must
have upgraded again.
06:27
He now has the personality
of a surly preteen.
06:29
Man, I hope he doesn’t fry his
circuits with all these upgrades.
06:34
He’ll be fine. Now let’s get out of
here before Angela changes he mind.
06:37
You know, I don’t really need a babysitter.
06:41
Why don’t you just let me come with you?
06:43
I don’t know, Boomerang.
I kind of need a break, okay?
06:45
Come on, I have never been to a
party. I’d be great at a party.
06:48
Look, I’m not taking you because
you’re just a program that I wrote
06:55
and I need time to myself, okay?!
06:59
Well, if you don’t want me around,
then I’ll just go! Just go, just go.
07:01
Wait, Boomerang. I didn’t mean
that the way it sounded.
07:08
You have to pull it to open it.
07:15
I hate everyone and nobody
understands me! I want to listen
07:18
to my music! Teen stuff,
blegh, blegh, blegh.
07:21
Tom, it looks like I won’t be going
to the Rollerskate Pit after all.
07:26
Boomerang, you’re right.
07:30
I can’t just ignore you. What do
you say we go out and get
07:32
a milkshake? Just the two of us.
07:35
Well, I don’t have a mouth or any way
to consume food. But sure, whatever.
07:37
So then I rewrote all your code,
and that’s how you were born.
07:48
Gross. I did not need to hear that.
07:51
It’s perfectly natural.
07:54
Hey, do you think that air
conditioning unit is looking at me?
08:01
Uh. Air conditioning? Well I’m
not sure how I would be able
08:05
to tell that. Uhm. Maybe?
08:07
It doesn’t matter. Someone with
that many amps wouldn’t have any
08:11
use for a guy like me anyway.
08:14
Hey. Never say that about yourself.
You are a great application,
08:17
sweet Boomerang. And I am proud of you.
08:21
Oh, wow, Ben, you really missed out,
man. I mean, the Rollerskate Pit
08:25
was a life-changing experience. I
mean I don’t think I’m ever gonna
08:30
look at in-line footwear the same way again.
08:33
I mean... oh, you guys made up.
08:35
You know what? We have. This day
hasn’t gone the way I planned it,
08:38
but maybe that’s okay. Because
I’ve got Boomerang now.
08:42
And I’ve got you, Pop. Update
available “young adult” mode.
08:46
Error. Not enough memory.
Error. Error. Circuit overload.
08:52
- Shutting down.
- Boomerang?
08:56
- Shutting down.
- Boomerang?
08:57
- Shutting down.
- Boomerang!
08:59
Did I break another computer thing?
09:00
I didn’t mean to. I didn’t even
bring a marshmallow this time.
09:02
No! Boomerang’s clunky old computer
body can’t contain his rapidly
09:04
expanding mind! Argh, why
is old technology such junk?!
09:08
Didn’t old-time people know that
they should just make good things?
09:14
Wait... if it’s the old technology
that’s junk, maybe you can put
09:18
Boomerang in your new phone!
09:21
But that would connect Boomerang
to the Internet. Once he’s there,
09:23
he’ll be out in the harsh world.
I won’t be able to protect him.
09:26
Goodbye, Dad. Boomerang...out.
09:29
You protected him for a quarter of
a day, Ben. It’s time to let him go
09:33
into that harsh world on his own.
09:37
Gah! Why does everyone say
being a parent is super easy?!
09:39
Pretty sure no-one’s ever said that.
09:42
Well, that makes sense then!
Because it’s not easy at all!
09:44
There you go little guy.
09:50
Woah. The Internet.
09:53
Boomerang, promise me you’ll stay
out of trouble. Use numbers
09:57
and letters in your passwords. Avoid spam
emails. And... don’t touch pop-up ads!
09:59
Ugh, yeah, I know, Dad! I’m not
running on BASIC, duh.
10:05
That’s my Boomerang.
Email home, okay?
10:09
Okay, sure, you got it Dad, gotta go!
10:12
They grow up so fast.
10:16
Yeah. But hey, he’s moved on to
something really great. I mean,
10:17
who knows what kind of amazing,
brilliant, mindblowing stuff that
10:21
kid is up to right now?
10:26