- [Christopher] Do you know
00:00
what number we're opening today, Duncan?
00:00
- Number one.
00:04
- [Christopher] You opened
number one yesterday.
00:05
It was Mickey Mouse.
00:06
What number are we opening today?
00:07
- Donald Duck.
00:09
♪ It's Vlogmas, Vlogmas ♪
00:12
♪ It's Vlogmas, Vlogmas ♪
00:14
♪ It's Vlogmas, Vlogmas ♪
00:16
♪ And it's time to celebrate ♪
00:17
♪ Vlogmas ♪
00:20
- [All] Yay!
00:20
(lighthearted music)
00:24
- Good morning, everyone.
00:27
- I was saying, where am I standing?
00:29
I don't know if you noticed that.
00:30
- Oh, you're right there,
you're standing right there.
00:31
We're starting today off kind of funny
00:33
'cause we're on a date.
- What?
00:35
- With no children, we
have no children with us.
00:36
Bailey, Parker, and Jacob
are doing an acting workshop.
00:40
Duncan is napping, and so
is Luke, as far as we know.
00:43
- Yes, your mom just sent me a picture.
00:47
- Okay.
00:49
- So, Gwen spent the night last night,
00:50
and she's here this afternoon,
and then she's leaving.
00:51
But since the baby was
about to go to sleep,
00:53
she got him to nap in her arms.
00:55
And we were like, bye, peace (laughs).
00:57
- So, we're out running errands.
01:00
But it's kind of like a date.
01:02
And we're gonna sneak in a
lunch, I think, right now.
01:03
- Yeah.
- So, let's go.
01:05
Let's go have some lunch.
01:06
Oh, my goodness, this place
is so decorated for Christmas.
01:07
(cheery music)
01:09
We need to decorate our house.
01:22
- Yeah (laughs), yeah, we do.
01:24
(laughs) We need to do a lot of things.
01:27
(laughs) It's okay.
01:29
- I'm really proud of us
for going to the mailbox.
01:30
I think that was a good step.
01:32
- We're doing the chores,
and the kids did their shows.
01:34
Like, we've been doing--
01:36
The baby's eating, one thing at a time.
01:37
- Yeah, that was good.
01:40
We get asked a lot about
our PO box actually.
01:41
So, I'm gonna put the PO box down
01:44
at the bottom of the screen right now.
01:46
And it's also in every one of our videos.
01:47
It's in the description.
01:51
- Info box, yeah.
- In the info box.
01:51
So, if you scroll down to
the bottom, it'll say PO box.
01:53
- Unless you're watching old videos
01:56
that has like our old
PO box address in them.
01:57
- Do a recent one.
01:59
- I've been meaning to
update that, but I haven't.
02:00
My mind is blown right now
02:02
because this menu has facts on it.
02:05
Look at this fact.
02:07
(gentle music)
02:08
How did I go 36 years of
my life not knowing this?
02:11
This is critical information,
this changes everything.
02:16
(lighthearted music)
02:19
- It has been so long since
02:27
we've had just Jessica and me time.
02:29
- Yeah, I was gonna say
maybe it was at the hospital.
02:31
But, no, because we had the baby.
02:34
- [Christopher] We had that baby.
02:35
- I don't know.
02:36
- I don't know that we've had just
02:37
Jessica and me time since
we've had like Duncan.
02:39
Now it's time to go to gymnastics.
02:41
Bailey and Jacob have NinjaZone
02:44
where they do all sorts of
obstacles and fun stuff.
02:46
And then Parker and Jacob
are on gymnastics team.
02:48
They're actually gonna
start competing this year.
02:51
And so, they're working
02:53
really hard in their gymnastics class.
02:55
And it's time to go drop them off.
02:57
Let's go for it.
03:00
(energetic music)
03:01
All right, we just got
back from gymnastics,
06:25
and look at this sweet little sleepy baby.
06:27
- He's so sleepy.
06:31
He fell asleep while I was nursing him
06:33
while I was live streaming
on Twitch (laughs).
06:35
So, yeah, I made it look
06:39
really easy to get a baby to sleep.
06:40
- [Christopher] You're a multitasking mom.
06:42
Look how precious he is.
06:45
(gentle music)
06:46
Jess, you should've seen the boys today.
06:49
Parker did his floor
routine, and it was so good.
06:52
And Jacob was so strong on the rings.
06:56
- Yeah, you texted me,
"Jacob is so strong."
06:59
And I thought I was gonna get
like a picture or a video,
07:02
but I didn't get anything.
07:04
- [Christopher] I tried
to send you a video.
07:05
It didn't work, I did get video.
07:06
It's gonna be in the vlog,
07:09
so you'll see it when you watch the vlog.
07:10
- Yay, yay.
07:12
- [Christopher] But our boys are just
07:13
so strong and good and hardworking.
07:15
- How'd your new tank top work out today?
07:18
- Good.
07:20
- [Christopher] What's happening here?
07:21
Why do we have a stool?
07:22
- Mom.
07:25
- [Christopher] What are you doing?
07:26
- Dad.
07:27
- [Christopher] Yeah?
07:28
- [Jessica] Yeah?
07:29
- Yeah.
07:30
- [Christopher] You have our attention.
07:31
(Jessica laughing)
07:32
Are you ready for advent?
07:34
We gotta find Bailey.
07:36
'Cause I've got Duncan,
we've got Parker, got Luke.
07:38
He doesn't have an advent calender,
07:40
but, you know, he's here.
07:42
We've got mommy, we've got Jacob.
07:43
- You got me, no, you.
07:45
- [Christopher] You?
07:49
- Me, me, me, me.
07:50
- [Christopher] You?
07:52
- Yeah.
07:53
- [Christopher] You?
07:54
- I'm up here.
- You're up there?
07:55
(Jessica chuckling)
07:58
That's why we don't jump on stools.
07:59
Let's have you sit down on the couch.
08:01
- Hot, hot.
08:02
- [Christopher] Oh, yeah, that's hot.
08:03
Hey, let's have you sit
down on a couch instead of--
08:05
(Jessica laughing)
08:08
- Where's my glove?
08:12
- [Christopher] Okay, here.
08:14
I'm gonna pick this up and put it away.
08:15
You get on the couch.
08:17
- Where's my glove?
08:18
- I found her, she was
in here room reading.
08:19
So, now we can do advent.
08:21
Okay, looks like we have everybody here.
08:22
We're gonna start with Duncan.
08:25
Do you know what number
we're opening today, Duncan?
08:26
- Number one.
08:30
- [Christopher] You opened
number one yesterday.
08:31
It was Mickey Mouse.
08:33
What number are we opening today?
08:33
- Donald Duck.
08:36
- [Christopher] Donald Duck?
08:37
What number is Donald Duck, do you think?
08:38
- The two one.
08:40
- [Christopher] Number two?
08:42
Okay, let's go get your advent calender.
08:43
Here we go.
08:45
You see the number two?
08:47
- There was one, so where is number two?
08:52
- [Christopher] (gasps) You found it.
08:55
Can you open that one?
08:56
(gentle music)
08:57
- [Duncan] That's Minnie Mouse.
09:03
- [Christopher] That's Minnie Mouse?
09:04
- [Bailey] I knew it.
09:05
(Jessica laughing)
09:05
- No.
09:06
- [Christopher] What, do you give up?
09:09
Get Minnie Mouse out of there.
09:11
She's in there, she wants to
hang out with Mickey Mouse.
09:13
She has a sparkly bow.
09:16
That looks like a JoJo style bow.
09:18
(Jessica laughing)
09:20
- [Duncan] Minnie Mouse!
09:22
(Jessica laughing)
09:25
I see Donald Duck.
09:26
- [Christopher] At some point,
09:27
I'm pretty sure there's gonna
be a Donald Duck in there.
09:29
But every day is a surprise.
09:30
You never know which
character you're gonna get.
09:32
And today, you got Minnie Mouse.
09:34
- [Jessica] That's pretty cool, huh?
09:36
- Right here?
09:37
- [Christopher] Yeah,
right there, there she is.
09:38
- And Duncan.
09:39
- Aw, look at his big smile, Christopher.
09:40
I need help for sure since
I can't use this hand.
09:44
Oh, Jacob, thank you.
09:47
What do you guys think the flavor will be?
09:48
- Blueberry.
- Okay.
09:50
- I think it's gonna be--
09:51
- [Parker] Blueberry raspberry.
09:53
- Okay, blueberry raspberry.
09:55
- I think it's gonna be orange marmalade.
09:56
- Oh, I like it.
09:58
Duncan, what do you think, what flavor?
10:00
- [Duncan] Good!
10:01
- [Jessica] Good.
10:02
- [Bailey] Apricot or peach.
10:03
- Raspberry.
10:04
- Oh, throwing down the raspberry.
10:05
I think it could be, what's a flavor?
10:07
I don't know, lime.
10:10
- [Christopher] I think
it's gonna be holly berry.
10:12
- Holly berry from daddy.
10:13
Oh, Bailey Grace.
10:14
- [Christopher] What was it?
10:17
- Orange mandrin spread.
10:19
- [Christopher] Oh.
10:21
- Oh, my gosh, I guessed tangerines and--
10:22
- You said orange marmalade.
- Oh.
10:25
(Jessica laughing)
10:29
- [Christopher] Oh, Jess, look right here.
10:29
Right across here, it's our Twitch handle.
10:31
There it is.
- Okay.
10:34
That's wild, how did that happen?
10:36
- [Christopher] That's really good acting.
10:38
- [Duncan] I found it.
10:40
- You did find it (laughs).
10:41
Look what Duncan found, look.
10:42
- Oh, is that the one?
10:44
(Jessica laughing)
That's the one?
10:45
It's time for the hot sauce.
10:47
- [Duncan] I wanna see.
10:50
- [Christopher] Going for number two.
10:51
Ah-ha.
10:56
- [Jessica] Are they all
as big as number one was?
10:58
- [Christopher] Oh, yes, they are.
11:00
- That is wild.
11:01
- This one's called Comet's
Cayenne Colon Cleanser.
11:02
- [Jessica] Oh!
11:07
- [Parker] Can I try it?
11:08
- No, daddy's not allowed to have that.
11:09
We don't want that cleanse.
11:11
- The Colon Cleanser.
11:12
Santa's second sauce recipe,
11:13
a moderately hot chili pepper sauce
11:15
that gives a wonderful flavor to any dish.
11:17
Also used to cleanse
Comet's sensitive colon.
11:20
- Nope, you don't need that at all.
11:24
- Let's smell it.
11:26
Oh, yes, that one smells--
11:28
That one actually smells
a lot like Frank's RedHot.
11:30
It's kind of like a buffalo
sauce sort of smell.
11:34
- It does smell like that.
11:38
- I'm so ready to cleanse my colon.
11:39
- No (laughs).
11:42
- [Parker] I'm so ready.
11:43
- Ah, I'm gonna cleanse it.
11:45
- Okay, Duncan.
11:46
- [Christopher] (laughs)
Duncan doesn't like it.
11:49
- Oh, wow, what is it?
11:50
- I'm ready to cleanse
my colon, I'm ready.
11:52
- [Jacob] Okay, I need some bread here.
11:55
If I have this, I'm definitely
having some bread with it.
11:57
(Parker whines)
12:00
- Bailey is very ready for this.
12:01
- I'm ready to cleanse my colon.
12:03
- I'm not ready to cleanse my colon.
12:05
I don't know what that is,
12:07
but I'm just really not
ready to cleanse my colon.
12:09
I'm definitely not having it.
12:13
- [Christopher] You don't need to try it.
12:14
- Okay.
12:16
- [Christopher] Okay.
12:17
Oh, oh, it comes out quick.
12:18
- [Jessica] Christopher (laughs).
12:20
- [Bailey] That's yours.
12:21
- This one's mine, okay.
12:22
(all laughing)
12:23
I like this one way better than yesterday.
12:26
It's like Frank's RedHot,
but a little spicier.
12:28
And I think my colon's gonna be fine.
12:32
Little dot here, little dab.
12:34
- [Duncan] No hot sauce, no hot sauce.
12:36
- [Christopher] This one's for Bailey.
12:39
- [Bailey] There, that's it, that's it.
12:40
- [Christopher] Okay.
12:41
- (laughs) Get more.
12:44
- [Christopher] How's the flavor?
12:49
- It's very interesting.
12:51
- [Jacob] Do four specks, one, two, three.
12:53
- [Christopher] Oh, got a
little on the box there.
12:56
(gentle music)
12:58
Hot?
13:05
How was it?
- It's good.
13:07
- I like the other one better.
13:10
- [Christopher] You like
the other one better?
13:11
- Mm-hmm.
13:12
- [Christopher] How about you, Jake?
13:13
Did you like the other one better?
13:14
- Can I have more?
13:15
- You want more?
13:16
These kids are stealing my sauce.
13:17
- It's a purse.
- Again?
13:23
- No, this.
13:25
- Oh, it's like a little clutch.
13:27
- There's a zipper on the back.
13:29
- [Jessica] Oh, detail.
13:31
- [Christopher] Jacob's turn.
13:35
- I'm gonna do the final reveal thing.
13:37
So, only me and Duncan can look.
13:39
- Oh, now we're all
sneaking a peak, Jacob.
13:43
(laughs) We're all trying to.
13:45
- We're gonna do the Harry Potter one.
13:48
- All right, I'm looking away.
13:50
I'm being respectful of Jacob's wishes.
13:51
Is everybody else being
respectful, Bailey?
13:53
- What, what?
13:56
- [Christopher] Jacob's
building over there.
13:57
But he doesn't want to show us
13:58
what it is until it's fully built.
14:00
Duncan, how's he doing?
- Good.
14:02
(gentle music)
14:04
- [Christopher] Oh, it's a train.
14:06
- I was telling you it was a big one.
14:08
- [Christopher] Is it the
Hogwarts Express as a toy?
14:09
- Mm-hmm.
14:12
- [Christopher] That is super cool.
14:13
(gentle music)
14:15
(Jessica laughing)
14:19
I like it, this looks good.
14:20
- [Parker] Oh, no, he's gonna be crashed.
14:21
- [Christopher] Well,
what face is he making?
14:23
Is he smiling or scared?
14:24
Oh, no, he's gonna get
crashed, he's gotta be scared.
14:27
- [Parker] Yay, I'm gonna get crashed.
14:29
- [Christopher] Oh, he's riding it.
14:31
Okay, that's acceptable.
14:31
- What do you think it is?
- Hermione?
14:33
- My thought was Hermione too.
14:36
But I feel like they
just did Harry Potter.
14:37
I feel like they have to switch it up.
14:39
- [Parker] I think Ron.
14:41
- Ron, I feel like they
just did such a big player.
14:43
It's gonna be like somebody--
14:46
- [Christopher] It's
gonna be Dobby, Dobby.
14:47
- I was thinking Dobby or--
14:48
- [Jacob] Dumbledore, I'm Dumbledore.
14:49
- Dumbledore, maybe.
14:51
- [Christopher] Well, let's let
14:54
Bailey open the Dumble-door.
14:55
- Jenny!
- Aw.
14:58
- Wow, no one guessed that.
15:00
- [Christopher] Aw.
15:03
- [Duncan] Look at mine.
15:03
- [Christopher] Oh, and that's yours?
15:04
- [Duncan] Friends.
15:07
- [Christopher] Yep, yep, friends.
15:07
Aw, are they best friends?
- Yeah.
15:09
Minnie Mouse and Jenny.
15:12
- [Christopher] Minnie Mouse and Jenny?
15:14
- [Jessica] Minnie and Jenny?
15:15
- [Christopher] Minnie and Jenny.
15:16
- So, when Christopher and I went
15:17
on our chore date to the PO box,
15:18
we got this amazing super
15:21
sweet box from Karen in Australia.
15:24
And I wanted to open it on the vlog
15:26
because it's really, really thoughtful,
15:28
and it's basically like all I need
15:30
for my whole Christmas
morning to be happy (laughs).
15:33
It's like so cool.
15:36
I've opened it and looked
through it a little bit,
15:37
but the kids haven't seen it yet.
15:38
So, I'm really excited to
show them all of this action.
15:40
First of all, she sent me like,
15:43
all the clothes Luke will ever need
15:45
in my favorite in the history
of the world baby outfits.
15:48
These are all BONDS' Wondersuits,
15:53
and these are my favorite baby sleepers.
15:55
I love them so much,
15:57
and they're in like
tons of different sizes
15:58
and they're so beautiful.
16:01
(laughs) Like, look at how cool this is.
16:03
- [Duncan] That's me.
16:06
- That's you, are you a rhinoceros?
16:07
- [Duncan] Yeah.
16:10
- That one, and this one, and this one.
16:11
And Duncan actually
fits this one, I think.
16:15
So, we're gonna sneak
Duncan into some of these.
16:17
- [Christopher] You guys
probably can't see this.
16:21
Like, they look like white stars,
16:22
but they're actually silver like sparkly,
16:23
super sparkly stars.
16:25
- It's like all we'll ever need
16:27
for his whole first two years of life.
16:29
You'll be seeing Luke and Duncan
16:31
a little bit in these all of the time.
16:33
And then, Bailey, you got this.
16:35
This is your size, so
I think it's for you.
16:38
And then, this is yellow.
16:40
So, I'm guessing it's Parker's, oh!
16:41
And then, this one's for Duncan.
16:46
Dunky, look.
- Wee!
16:47
(Jessica laughing)
16:49
- I hope I got these right.
16:51
And then, I think this
one's for sir Jacob.
16:52
Oh, someone's got their colon cleansed.
16:56
Another cool thing is
that Karen's a teacher,
16:59
so she gave you guys a ton
of like educational games
17:01
and toys that are really brilliant.
17:05
So, I'm very excited about that.
17:07
This is STEM challenges.
17:08
And this one's called Littlecodr.
17:11
It's about learning how to code.
17:13
- Oh, that's so cool.
17:15
- And these are sketching
pencils for special artists.
17:16
Like, these are really, really cool.
17:20
Sketching colored pencils.
17:22
This is called Bits and and Bytes,
17:23
and it's a game that about,
I think, learning coding.
17:25
And then, this is just a
really fun ball (laughs).
17:28
- Oh, those ones.
- Yeah.
17:30
Here are watercolor pencils.
17:33
Haven't you almost wanted these?
17:36
These are really cool.
17:38
- I've never used these before.
17:39
- Yeah, they're really cool.
17:41
They make it look like
17:42
a watercolor painting when you draw.
17:43
Okay, create your own 3D window stickers.
17:46
Now I wanna show you why this is
17:49
like basically my Christmas morning.
17:50
Because she sent me this tea infuser,
17:52
and then this tea, and this tea,
17:56
and these like cold water tea infusions.
18:00
So, it's like tea for days.
18:05
And a mana-tea.
18:08
- [Christopher] Oh, a mana-tea.
18:10
- For dad tea.
18:12
Chocolate coated coffee beans.
18:14
- [Christopher] Oh.
18:15
- Yay, that'll keep you awake
18:17
to edit some Vlogmas videos, right, guys?
18:18
- Yeah, I need some.
- Oh.
18:20
- Me too.
18:22
- [Christopher] I don't think.
18:23
- Are you editing Vlogmas now?
18:24
- [Christopher] I'd prefer you to sleep.
18:26
- I'll edit Vlogmas as long
as I can have some of these.
18:27
(Jessica laughing)
18:31
- [Christopher] No deal.
18:33
- (laughs) No deal.
18:34
- (gasps) That's so cool.
18:37
- Do you know what it is, Parker?
18:38
- Is this for me?
- Yeah.
18:40
(Jessica laughing)
18:42
- Can I play with it right now?
18:48
- [Jessica] Okay, really
quick, do a little swirl.
18:49
(energetic music)
18:51
- [Christopher] You're
a regular old uncle Jim.
18:58
(energetic music)
19:00
- [Jessica] Very cool, oh!
19:02
- [Christopher] Oh!
19:03
- [Jessica] Fancy.
19:05
- [Christopher] Oh, nope.
19:06
Don't do the liberty twirl
in the house, please.
19:08
(Jessica laughing)
19:10
- [Bailey] Wow.
19:11
- [Christopher] Oh, Duncan.
19:12
Duncan's got the skills.
19:13
- He's a natural.
19:16
(laughs) Putting his foot into it.
19:17
(Jessica laughing)
19:20
I think we've lost Parker (laughs).
19:22
He'll be swirling for the rest of this.
19:26
Next up, Duncan, is this book
19:28
about awesome Australian dogs.
19:32
Look inside.
19:35
- (gasps) Awesome Australian dogs?
19:36
Look at this, wow.
19:40
And it has a little kid, too.
19:42
Oh, this is an award winning dog.
19:44
- And then, "Welcome to the Country".
19:47
Here's another book.
19:48
Do you know what these are?
- Picks.
19:50
- [Jacob] Pickles.
19:53
- (laughs) That's right.
19:54
I bet daddy and Bailey can share those.
19:56
They're pretty cool, huh?
19:59
This is a ball.
- Yes, I love these things.
20:01
- How do you already know what this was?
20:04
- 'Cause I've seen them
at Universal Studios.
20:06
You basically throw them,
20:09
and then they come back to your hand.
20:10
- Oh, my goodness.
20:12
- I love yo-yos, yo-yos
are like my favorite thing.
20:13
- Thank you, Karen.
20:18
(Jessica laughing)
- Thank you, Karen.
20:19
- Thank you, Karen.
- Thank you, Karen.
20:22
- Thank you.
20:23
(gentle music)
(giggling)
20:24
(cheerful music)
20:26
歌词与翻译
[中文]
- [Christopher] 你知道
我们今天要开几号吗，邓肯？
- 第一。
- [克里斯托弗] 你打开了
昨天排名第一。
这是米老鼠。
今天我们营业几号？
- 唐老鸭。
♪ 这是 Vlogmas，Vlogmas ♪
♪ 这是 Vlogmas，Vlogmas ♪
♪ 这是 Vlogmas，Vlogmas ♪
♪ 是时候庆祝了 ♪
♪ Vlogmas ♪
- [All] 耶！
（轻松的音乐）
- 大家早上好。
- 我在说，我站在哪里？
我不知道你是否注意到了这一点。
- 哦，你就在那里，
你就站在那里。
我们今天开始有点有趣
因为我们正在约会。
- 什么？
- 没有孩子，我们
没有孩子和我们在一起。
贝利、帕克和雅各布
正在举办表演研讨会。
邓肯正在打瞌睡，所以
据我们所知，是卢克。
- 是的，你妈妈刚刚给我发了一张照片。
- 好的。
- 所以，格温昨晚过夜，
，她今天下午就在这里，
然后她就要离开了。
但是自从宝宝出生以来
正要睡觉，
她让他在自己怀里小憩。
然后我们就说，再见，平安（笑）。
- 那么，我们出去办事了。
但这有点像约会。
我们要偷偷溜进去
我想，现在就吃午饭吧。
- 是的。
- 那么，我们走吧。
我们去吃午饭吧。
哦，天哪，这个地方
圣诞节装饰得这么漂亮。
（欢快的音乐）
我们需要装饰我们的房子。
- 是的（笑），是的，我们知道。
（笑）我们需要做很多事情。
（笑）没关系。
- 我真的为我们感到骄傲
去邮箱。
我认为这是一个很好的步骤。
- 我们正在做家务，
孩子们表演了他们的节目。
就像，我们一直在做--
宝宝正在吃东西，一次只吃一件事。
- 是的，那很好。
我们经常被问及
实际上是我们的邮政信箱。
所以，我要把邮政信箱放下
现在位于屏幕底部。
我们的每一个视频中也都体现了这一点。
在说明中。
- 信息框，是的。
- 在信息框中。
因此，如果您向下滚动到
底部，会写着邮政信箱。
- 除非您正在观看旧视频
，其中有类似我们的旧视频
其中邮政信箱地址。
- 做最近的一个。
- 我一直想
更新一下，但我还没有。
我现在很震惊
因为这个菜单上有事实。
看看这个事实。
（轻柔的音乐）
我36年是怎么过的
我的生活不知道这一点吗？
这是重要信息，
这改变了一切。
（轻松的音乐）
- 自从
我们只有杰西卡和我的时光以来已经很久了。
- 是的，我想说
也许是在医院。
但是，不，因为我们有了孩子。
- [克里斯托弗]我们有了那个孩子。
- 我不知道。
- 我不知道从那以后我们就只有
杰西卡和我的时光
我们有过像邓肯这样的人。
现在该去参加体操了。
贝利和雅各布有 NinjaZone
，他们在那里做各种事情
障碍和有趣的东西。
然后是帕克和雅各布
是体操队的成员。
他们实际上会
今年开始参加比赛。
所以，他们在体操课上
非常努力。
是时候让他们下车了。
让我们一起努力吧。
（充满活力的音乐）
好吧，我们刚刚
从体操回来，
，看看这个可爱的小瞌睡宝宝。
- 他太困了。
当我护理他时他睡着了
当我直播时
在 Twitch 上（笑）。
所以，是的，我让
看起来很容易让宝宝入睡。
- [克里斯托弗] 你是一位多任务妈妈。
看看他多珍贵。
（轻柔的音乐）
杰西，你今天应该看看孩子们。
帕克做了他的地板
例行公事，这真是太好了。
雅各布在吊环上非常强大。
- 是的，你给我发短信了，
“雅各布太强大了。”
我以为我会得到
比如图片或视频，
，但我什么也没得到。
- [克里斯托弗]我试过了
向您发送视频。
没用，我确实得到了视频。
它将出现在视频博客中，
这样您在观看视频博客时就会看到它。
- 耶，耶。
- [克里斯托弗]但是我们的男孩
非常坚强、善良、勤奋。
- 今天你的新背心穿起来怎么样？
- 很好。
- [克里斯托弗]这里发生了什么事？
为什么我们要有凳子？
- 妈妈。
- [克里斯托弗]你在做什么？
- 爸爸。
- [克里斯托弗] 是吗？
- [杰西卡] 是吗？
- 是的。
- [克里斯托弗]你引起了我们的注意。
（杰西卡笑）
你准备好迎接降临了吗？
我们必须找到贝利。
因为我有邓肯，
我们有帕克，有卢克。
他没有降临节日历，
但是，你知道，他在这里。
我们有妈妈，我们有雅各布。
- 你抓住了我，不，是你。
- [克里斯托弗]你？
- 我，我，我，我。
- [克里斯托弗]你？
- 是的。
- [克里斯托弗]你？
- 我在上面。
- 你在上面吗？
（杰西卡咯咯笑）
这就是为什么我们不跳到凳子上。
让您坐在沙发上。
- 热，热。
- [克里斯托弗]哦，是的，那很热。
嘿，我们请你坐下
坐在沙发上而不是--
（杰西卡笑）
- 我的手套在哪里？
- [克里斯托弗] 好的，就在这里。
我要把它捡起来并把它收起来。
你坐到沙发上。
- 我的手套在哪里？
- 我找到了她，她是
在这里的房间里看书。
所以，现在我们可以开始降临了。
好的，看来大家都到齐了。
我们将从邓肯开始。
你知道什么数字吗
我们今天开业吗，邓肯？
- 第一。
- [克里斯托弗]你打开了
昨天排名第一。
这是米老鼠。
今天我们营业几号？
- 唐老鸭。
- [克里斯托弗]唐老鸭？
你觉得唐老鸭是多少号？
- 两个一。
- [克里斯托弗] 第二个？
好的，我们去拿你的降临节日历。
开始吧。
你看到第二个了吗？
- 有一个，那么第二个在哪里？
- [克里斯托弗]（喘息）你找到了。
你能打开那个吗？
（轻柔的音乐）
- [邓肯] 那是米妮老鼠。
- [克里斯托弗] 那是米妮老鼠？
- [贝利]我知道。
（杰西卡大笑）
- 不。
- [克里斯托弗]什么，你放弃吗？
把米妮从那里救出来。
她就在那里，她想要
和米老鼠一起出去玩。
她有一个闪闪发光的蝴蝶结。
这看起来像 JoJo 风格的蝴蝶结。
（杰西卡大笑）
- [邓肯]米妮老鼠！
（杰西卡笑）
我看到唐老鸭。
- [Christopher] 在某些时候，
我很确定会有
成为那里的唐老鸭。
但每一天都是惊喜。
你永远不知道哪个
你将会得到的角色。
今天，你得到了米妮老鼠。
- [杰西卡] 这很酷，是吧？
- 就在这里？
- [克里斯托弗] 是的，
就在那里，她就在那里。
- 还有邓肯。
- 噢，看看他灿烂的笑容，克里斯托弗。
我确实需要帮助，因为
我无法使用这只手。
哦，雅各布，谢谢你。
你们觉得味道会是什么？
- 蓝莓。
- 好的。
- 我想这会是--
- [帕克]蓝莓覆盆子。
- 好的，蓝莓覆盆子。
- 我想这会是橙子果酱。
- 哦，我喜欢它。
邓肯，你觉得怎么样，什么味道？
- [邓肯] 好！
- [杰西卡] 好。
- [贝利]杏子或桃子。
- 覆盆子。
- 哦，扔掉覆盆子。
我想可能是，什么味道？
我不知道，石灰。
- [克里斯托弗]我想
这将是霍莉贝瑞。
- 爸爸的荷莉贝瑞。
哦，贝利·格蕾丝。
- [克里斯托弗]那是什么？
- 橘子柑橘传播。
- [克里斯托弗]哦。
- 哦，天哪，我猜是橘子，还有--
- 你说的是橙子果酱。
- 哦。
（杰西卡大笑）
- [克里斯托弗]哦，杰西，看这里。
就在这里，这是我们的 Twitch 手柄。
就是这样。
- 好的。
这太疯狂了，这是怎么发生的？
- [克里斯托弗] 演技真的很好。
- [邓肯]我找到了。
- 你确实找到了（笑）。
看看邓肯发现了什么，看看。
- 哦，是那个吗？
（杰西卡笑）
就是那个吗？
是时候吃辣酱了。
- [邓肯]我想看看。
- [克里斯托弗] 争取第二名。
啊哈。
- [杰西卡] 他们都是吗
和第一名一样大？
- [克里斯托弗]哦，是的，他们是。
- 这太疯狂了。
- 这个叫彗星
辣椒结肠清洁剂。
- [杰西卡]哦！
- [帕克]我可以试试吗？
- 不，爸爸不可以这么做。
我们不需要那种清理。
- 结肠清洁剂。
圣诞老人的第二个酱汁配方，
中等辣度的辣椒酱
，可为任何菜肴带来美妙的风味。
也用于清洁
彗星的敏感结肠。
- 不，你根本不需要那个。
- 让我们闻一闻。
哦，是的，那个闻起来——
那个确实闻起来
很像弗兰克的RedHot。
有点像水牛
酱汁的味道。
- 确实闻起来像那样。
- 我已经准备好清理我的结肠了。
- 不（笑）。
- [帕克]我已经准备好了。
- 啊，我要去清理它。
- 好的，邓肯。
- [克里斯托弗]（笑）
邓肯不喜欢这样。
- 哦，哇，这是什么？
- 我准备好清洁了
我的结肠，我准备好了。
- [雅各布]好的，我需要一些面包。
如果我有这个，我绝对
搭配一些面包。
（帕克抱怨）
- 贝利对此已经做好了准备。
- 我准备好清洗我的结肠了。
- 我还没准备好清洁我的结肠。
我不知道那是什么，
但我真的不知道
准备清理我的结肠。
我绝对不会。
- [克里斯托弗]你不需要尝试。
- 好的。
- [克里斯托弗] 好的。
哦哦，很快就出来了。
- [杰西卡]克里斯托弗（笑）。
- [贝利] 那是你的。
- 这是我的，好吧。
（全都笑）
我比昨天更喜欢这个。
就像 Frank 的 RedHot，
但有点辣。
我想我的结肠会没事的。
这里的小点，小点。
- [邓肯]没有辣酱，没有辣酱。
- [克里斯托弗] 这是给贝利的。
- [贝利] 就是这样，就是这样。
- [克里斯托弗] 好的。
-（笑）获得更多。
- [克里斯托弗]味道怎么样？
- 非常有趣。
- [雅各布]做四个斑点，一，二，三。
- [克里斯托弗]哦，有一个
盒子上的东西很少。
（轻柔的音乐）
热吗？
怎么样？
- 很好。
- 我更喜欢另一个。
- [克里斯托弗]你喜欢
另一个更好？
- 嗯嗯。
- [克里斯托弗]你呢，杰克？
您更喜欢另一张吗？
- 我可以再要一些吗？
- 你想要更多吗？
这些孩子正在偷我的酱。
- 这是一个钱包。
- 再次？
- 不，这个。
- 哦，就像一个小离合器。
- 背面有一个拉链。
- [杰西卡]哦，细节。
- [克里斯托弗] 轮到雅各布了。
- 我要做最后的揭晓工作。
所以，只有我和邓肯可以看。
- 哦，现在我们都在一起了
偷偷攀登高峰，雅各布。
（笑）我们都在努力。
- 我们要做哈利波特的那个。
- 好吧，我把目光移开。
我尊重雅各布的意愿。
其他人都在吗
尊敬的，贝利？
- 什么，什么？
- [克里斯托弗]雅各布的
那边的建筑。
但在它完全建成之前，他不想向我们展示
它是什么。
邓肯，他怎么样？
- 好的。
（轻柔的音乐）
- [克里斯托弗]哦，这是火车。
- 我告诉过你这是一件大事。
- [克里斯托弗] 是吗
霍格沃茨特快列车作为玩具？
- 嗯嗯。
- [克里斯托弗] 那太酷了。
（轻柔的音乐）
（杰西卡笑）
我喜欢，这个看起来不错。
- [帕克]哦，不，他会坠毁的。
- [克里斯托弗] 嗯，
他摆出什么表情？
他是在微笑还是害怕？
哦，不，他会得到
摔倒了，他一定很害怕。
- [帕克] 是的，我要崩溃了。
- [克里斯托弗]哦，他正在骑它。
好的，这是可以接受的。
- 你认为这是什么？
- 赫敏？
- 我也想到了赫敏。
但我觉得他们
刚刚做了哈利·波特。
我觉得他们必须改变它。
- [帕克]我想是罗恩。
- 罗恩，我觉得他们
刚刚做了这么大的玩家。
它会像某人一样 --
- [Christopher] 是的
会是多比，多比。
- 我在想多比或者--
- [雅各布]邓布利多，我是邓布利多。
- 邓布利多，也许吧。
- [克里斯托弗] 好吧，让
贝利打开邓布利门。
- 珍妮！
- 噢。
- 哇，没人猜到这一点。
- [克里斯托弗] 噢。
- [邓肯]看看我的。
- [克里斯托弗]哦，那是你的？
- [邓肯]朋友们。
- [克里斯托弗] 是的，是的，朋友们。
哦，他们是最好的朋友吗？
- 是的。
米妮老鼠和珍妮。
- [克里斯托弗]米妮老鼠和珍妮？
- [杰西卡]米妮和珍妮？
- [克里斯托弗]米妮和珍妮。
- 所以，当克里斯托弗和我
去参加我们的家务约会时去邮政信箱时，
我们从澳大利亚的凯伦那里收到了这个令人惊叹的超级
甜盒。
我想在视频博客上打开它
因为它真的非常周到，
这基本上就是我整个圣诞节所需要的
早上要开心（笑）。
太酷了。
我打开它并查看了
通过它一点点，
，但孩子们还没看过。
所以，我真的很兴奋
向他们展示所有这些动作。
首先，她给我发来了
卢克在历史上我最喜欢的衣服中
需要的所有衣服
世界婴儿服装。
这些都是 BONDS 的 Wondersuits，
，这些是我最喜欢的婴儿睡衣。
我非常爱他们，
他们就像
大量不同尺寸的
，它们非常漂亮。
（笑）就像，看看这有多酷。
- [邓肯] 那是我。
- 就是你，你是犀牛吗？
- [邓肯] 是的。
- 那个，这个，还有这个。
实际上邓肯
我觉得很适合这个
所以，我们要偷偷摸摸
邓肯也参与其中。
- [克里斯托弗] 你们
可能看不到这个。
就像，它们看起来像白色的星星，
但实际上它们是银色的，像闪闪发光的，
超级闪闪发光的星星。
- 这就像
在他生命的头两年里我们所需要的一切。
您会一直在其中看到卢克和邓肯
。
然后，贝利，你明白了。
这是您的尺码，所以
我想这是给你的。
然后，这是黄色的。
所以，我猜这是帕克的，哦！
然后，这是给邓肯的。
邓基，看。
- 威！
（杰西卡笑）
- 我希望我做对了。
然后，我认为这个
一个是给雅各布爵士的。
哦，有人清理了结肠。
另一件很酷的事情是
凯伦是一名老师，
所以她给了你们很多东西
类似的教育游戏
和非常出色的玩具。
所以，我对此感到非常兴奋。
这是 STEM 挑战。
这个叫 Littlecodr。
这是关于学习如何编码。
- 哦，那太酷了。
- 这些是草图
特殊艺术家的铅笔。
就像，这些真的非常酷。
用彩色铅笔绘制草图。
这称为位和字节，
这是一款游戏，
我认为，学习编码。
然后，这只是一个
真的很有趣的球（笑）。
- 哦，那些。
- 是的。
这是水彩铅笔。
你不是已经想要这些了吗？
这些真的很酷。
- 我以前从未使用过这些。
- 是的，他们真的很酷。
当你画画时，它们让它看起来像
一幅水彩画。
好的，创建您自己的 3D 窗户贴纸。
现在我想告诉你为什么这
基本上就像我的圣诞节早晨。
因为她给我寄来了这个泡茶器，
，然后是这个茶，这个茶，
以及这些像冷水茶的泡茶。
所以，这几天就像喝茶一样。
还有一杯法力茶。
- [克里斯托弗]哦，法力茶。
- 爸爸茶。
巧克力涂层咖啡豆。
- [克里斯托弗]哦。
- 是的，这会让你保持清醒
编辑一些 Vlogmas 视频，对吧，伙计们？
- 是的，我需要一些。
- 哦。
- 我也是。
- [克里斯托弗]我不认为。
- 您现在正在编辑视频博客吗？
- [克里斯托弗]我希望你睡觉。
- 我会编辑视频博客
因为我可以拥有其中一些。
（杰西卡大笑）
- [克里斯托弗]没协议。
-（笑）没有交易。
-（喘气）那太酷了。
- 你知道那是什么吗，帕克？
- 这是给我的吗？
- 是的。
（杰西卡笑）
- 我现在可以玩它吗？
- [杰西卡] 好吧，真的
快点，稍微旋转一下。
（充满活力的音乐）
- [克里斯托弗] 你是
一个普通的老吉姆叔叔。
（充满活力的音乐）
- [Jessica] 非常酷哦！
- [克里斯托弗]哦！
- [杰西卡] 太棒了。
- [克里斯托弗]哦，不。
不要自由旋转
请在屋子里。
（杰西卡大笑）
- [贝利]哇。
- [克里斯托弗]哦，邓肯。
邓肯有能力。
- 他是天生的。
（笑）把他的脚放进去。
（杰西卡大笑）
我想我们已经失去了帕克（笑）。
剩下的时间他会一直在旋转。
邓肯，接下来是这本书
，讲述了很棒的澳大利亚狗。
看看里面。
- （喘息）很棒的澳大利亚狗？
看看这个，哇。
它还有一个小孩。
哦，这是一只获奖狗。
- 然后，“欢迎来到这个国家”。
这是另一本书。
你知道这些是什么吗？
- 精选。
- [雅各布]泡菜。
- （笑）没错。
我打赌爸爸和贝利可以分享这些。
他们很酷，是吧？
这是一个球。
- 是的，我喜欢这些东西。
- 你怎么知道这是什么？
- 因为我见过他们
在环球影城。
你基本上把它们扔掉，
然后它们又回到你的手上。
- 哦，天哪。
- 我喜欢溜溜球，溜溜球
就像我最喜欢的东西。
- 谢谢你，凯伦。
（杰西卡笑）
- 谢谢你，凯伦。
- 谢谢你，凯伦。
- 谢谢你，凯伦。
- 谢谢。
（轻柔的音乐）
（咯咯笑）
（欢快的音乐）
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重点词汇
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decorate /ˈdek.ə.reɪt/ B1 |
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workshop /ˈwɜːrkʃɒp/ B1 |
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napping /ˈnæpɪŋ/ A2 |
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decorate /ˈdek.ə.reɪt/ B1 |
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acting /ˈæktɪŋ/ B1 |
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errands /ˈerəndz/ B1 |
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sneak /sniːk/ B1 |
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decorated /ˈdek.ə.reɪ.tɪd/ B1 |
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critical /ˈkrɪt.ɪ.kəl/ B2 |
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gymnastics /dʒɪmˈnæstɪks/ B1 |
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competing /kəmˈpiːtɪŋ/ B1 |
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streaming /ˈstriːmɪŋ/ B1 |
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precious /ˈpreʃəs/ B1 |
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handle /ˈhændl/ A2 |
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flavor /ˈfleɪvər/ A2 |
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colon /ˈkoʊlən/ C1 |
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重点语法结构
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Do you know what number we're opening today, Duncan?
➔ 现在进行时
➔ “we're opening” 使用现在进行时，描述现在或在不久的将来发生的动作。
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It's Vlogmas, Vlogmas, and it's time to celebrate.
➔ 强调性重复
➔ “Vlogmas” 的重复强调了事件的重要性或兴奋感。
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We're starting today off kind of funny 'cause we're on a date.
➔ 缩写和非正式语言
➔ “'cause” 是 “because” 的缩写，属于非正式表达。“kind of funny” 增加了随意的语气。
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I'm really proud of us for going to the mailbox.
➔ 反身代词
➔ 反身代词 “us” 用于指代主语 “I”，强调行动是共同的成就。
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This menu has facts on it. Look at this fact.
➔ 一般现在时
➔ “has facts” 使用一般现在时，描述永久或习惯性的状态。
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I don't know that we've had just Jessica and me time since we've had Duncan.
➔ 现在完成时
➔ “we've had” 使用现在完成时，描述过去开始且与现在相关的动作。
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Let's go for it.
➔ 祈使语气
➔ “Let's go” 属于祈使语气，用于给出直接的命令或建议。
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I think it's gonna be holly berry.
➔ “going to” 将来时
➔ “it's gonna be” 使用 “going to” 将来时，表达预测或计划。
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Thank you, Karen.
➔ 直接称呼
➔ “Thank you, Karen” 使用直接称呼，向特定的人表达感谢。
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I'm so ready to cleanse my colon.
➔ 用 “so” 强调
➔ “ready” 前的 “so” 强调了准备或热情的程度。
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