Today I'm here with Kelly from the channel Strawberry Mochi!
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And we're gonna talk about mistakes that we've made in Japan.
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Pretty embarrassing ones, too, so...
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So Rachel, why don't you start?
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I guess one of the biggest mistakes-
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I don't even know if you would call it a mistake,
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just kind of like a really embarrassing thing.
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Japan has really advanced toilets,
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and all of them are completely different.
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So I've seen like ten different ways to flush toilets here in Japan.
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And sometimes they're not exactly intuitive.
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There's one particular type of toilet that I could not figure out how to flush.
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I looked at all of the buttons. There was no handle.
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I was in a big mall bathroom and I was so embarrassed, I was like "I don't want to leave the stall!!"
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But I was like "Okay, all right, I need to go out"
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and I ran out of the bathroom and got Jun and told him
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"JUN GO TO THE BOY'S BATHROOM AND TELL ME WHERE THE FLUSH IS I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FLUSH IS"
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And I had to wait for him to go in the stall in the boy's bathroom and come out
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and he said "Oh it's this button right here."
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I was like "OKAY!!!"
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And I had to run back in and hope no one walked into my stall after me
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because they would've been like "AUGH that foreign girl didn't flush the toilet!"
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But what it is is, it was one of those with the wall panel on it.
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And there are flush buttons that are flat on top of the panel.
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Okay yeah, I've seen those before.
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They're the ones that say 小さい or 大きい for little flush or big flush.
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You can't know unless you know kanji for "flush"
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and even then it's just a flat button on TOP of a panel.
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Not even on the outside of the panel that's easy to see.
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Because they ran out of room for buttons so they had to put flush on the top.
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I was so confused. I was so embarrassed.
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Okay so I have a toilet story, too.
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It was during my internship time
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and we were on a bus tour and we stopped.
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We went into the bathroom. This bathroom was really cool because it showed you
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what was open and what wasn't open.
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Yeah! I know exactly which bathroom you're talking about.
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I love that one.
Those are really cool.
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And then I couldn't find the flush button like you.
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And so I just pressed a random button because I wanted to get out of the stall
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and so I pressed a button and the emergency alarm went off.
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And it was REALLY LOUD, this alarm.
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I just walked out really casually.
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I kind of looked at my friend like "I don't know what happened."
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"That's crazy. Is there a fire or something?"
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And then I told my friend on the bus what happened.
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"That was me. It was the alarm button."
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I don't know what they do with that.
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I guess as an emergency button if you fall or slip or are old or something?
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Like you can't go to the bathroom? I don't know.
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I'm sure like 99% of that button getting pressed is accidents or little kids or something.
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It could be little kids.
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There's like no... maybe there was a warning sign on it and I just couldn't read it.
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Yeah. I'm sure most people press it on accident.
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Probably the foreign people do.
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They should always have English.
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All right, this just happened last December.
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So this is why it's extra embarrassing for me,
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because I've been coming to Japan for 5.5 years. I know better!
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But when you go through the subway booths,
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you have to either have a card where you can pay for your toll,
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or you can get tickets.
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And when you get a ticket you put it into the machine and then pick it up
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and then when you leave at the station you're getting off at,
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you put it into the machine again so it can calculate the whole route that you went.
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And twice in a row, I don't know why, I forgot to pick it up.
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It happened to me, too.
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What happens is it'll stick up for a minute, and if you don't pick it up it'll get sucked back into the machine.
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Yeah, it goes into a little box.
I had no idea!
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The second time I caught it and was like "AW NO!!"
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And I got the train station staff and he went over and opened up the machine
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and took it out of the box for me and gave me my ticket.
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But the first time I didn't notice until I was already halfway to my next destination on the train.
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And I opened up my wallet and was like... O△O
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I forgot to get my ticket!!
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I was like NOOOOOOOO
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Because I knew what was going to happen was
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I would have to go talk to the train staff
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and I knew they were going to be like, "It's a dumb foreigner trying to cheat the system!"
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"Trying to pretend like they don't know anything to get around here for free!"
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I was like "Ahhhh they're going to think so poorly of me!! T△T
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I didn't do it on purpose!"
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And I got to the train station staff and I was like, "I forgot my ticket!"
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He said "Okay, I'll call the station."
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I was like "You don't trust me... :("
They called the station?
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Oh yeah, I guess because you paid for it.
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When I did it I told them I forgot my ticket and I had to pay for it again.
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I don't know, maybe I was really nice.
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Yeah, he called for me and I waited for a couple minutes
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and he said "Yeah, they got the ticket. You're good to go."
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I was like, "Okay, well at least he doesn't think I was a foreigner trying to cheat the system."
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Now he just thinks I'm a stupid gaijin who forgot my ticket.
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Okay so when you go to a restaurant in Japan you always have to
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tell the waitress how many people you have.
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And I think the natural way to say it is 二人です。
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Or something like that.
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But they always ask like2名様ですか?
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And I'm like "Uhhhh はい、2名様です。"
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Which is kind of weird because you're basically saying you're above her.
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I think they want to put you above because you're the customer.
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It's polite speech.
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So basically when you say 2名様です back to them
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it's like "YES I am superior! I am here, the royalty."
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It kind of makes you sound high up there.
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You're adding -sama to the end of your own name.
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Yeah, -sama is like god.
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So it's like you're better than everybody.
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I mean maybe it's not that intense but
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that's what we think when we learn Japanese,
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-sama is kind of like god.
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I kind of realized that recently that I was saying this.
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I kind of have a language thing, too.
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And this is a huge problem for me.
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I have this problem where I absorb the way people talk when they talk to me
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and I start repeating it back to them.
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So like if people have common phrases that they say
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then without even thinking I'll start saying those phrases.
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Sometimes even if people have a unique laugh
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sometimes I just mimic them without realizing it
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and it's a horrible thing that I really try not to do
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but it just happens to me all the time.
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And the problem is when I'm talking to Japanese people who are speaking English
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and they're speaking with a Japanese accent
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then I start repeating English words back to them with a Japanese accent
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which makes me sound SO INCREDIBLY RACIST.
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Wait can you give us an example?
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So they'll say like "Harro!"
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And I'll be like "Harro!! :D"
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I'm not supposed to say it like that!!!!
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I totally know what you mean. "Harro!"
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Yeah and not just words but like poor grammar.
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Like if they say something incorrectly with very stereotypical Japanese English grammar,
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If you were stereotyping Japanese people in a racist way
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that's exactly how I'm accidentally talking to people.
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That's the most embarrassing thing that I do.
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Have you ever talked to your family and you're like "Unn. Unn."
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Just like making these noises.
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And your family's like "What are you doing?"
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That's a mistake.
I do that all the time, yeah.
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Or like bowing in America.
"Hai" and bowing.
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I bow all the time.
"Sumimasen! Sumimasen!"
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I did that a few times when I was in Korea.
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I know I'm not supposed to speak English but I don't know any Korean at all so
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I just accidentally speak in Japanese there.
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I guess one more mistake that you could probably relate to is just getting on the wrong train.
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Not the wrong train, it's just going the opposite way.
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And you realize it like 3 stops later and you're like "Ughh crap!"
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So that's a big mistake.
Omg yeah.
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I have the worst story.
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This happened like a month and a half or maybe two months ago.
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I was going to meet someone at Ichinomiya station.
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And going there, I didn't know that Meitetsu has a line that splits into two tracks.
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I didn't even know. You're scaring me. You're going to give me train nightmares.
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From Nagoya it goes north and then it splits and goes into a circle.
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And they both reach Gifu station.
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I know that Ichinomiya is between Nagoya and Gifu station.
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So I was on the train up to Gifu station.
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So I'm sitting on the train for 40 minutes.
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I have no idea what any of the stops are because I'm not used to riding Meitetsu.
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And I'm like, "Why haven't they gotten to Ichinomiya yet?"
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And then all of a sudden I hear like
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"The next station is Inuyama."
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I'm like, "HOW AM I AT INUYAMA?!?!?!"
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"WHAT HAPPENED?! I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AT INUYAMA!"
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That's like on the other side of the prefecture.
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So I get off there and I have to take the train all the way back to Nagoya station.
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And I'm really upset now
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because I'm already an hour and a half late because it was like a 40 minute ride up there.
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When I got back to Nagoya I was like, "All right, I'm going to be super careful."
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I'm going to pick out the one that goes toward Gifu
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and I'm going to read all of the stops that it stops at on the screen
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and make sure it stops at Ichinomiya.
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So I do that, I pick out the correct train
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and this train for sure stops at Ichinomiya.
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Lucky me there's one coming in like one minute!
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And as soon as I get on I look around and I'm like...
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These look like kind of fancy seats.
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This is like the train you take from Nagoya airport.
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I think these might be reserved seats.
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You might have to pay extra for these.
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So I'm like, okay, I'll just go to the front of the train and sit in some of the non-reserved seats.
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Because the trains from Nagoya airport, they have reserved seats
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and then they have non-reserved seats at the front.
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So I walk all the way to the front of the train
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and there ARE NO NON-RESERVED SEATS.
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The entire train is reserved!
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I had NO IDEA there are entirely reserved Meitetsu trains just running around Nagoya.
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I had no idea that was a thing.
I had no idea about that, either.
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I finally get to the front and then there's the ticket guy
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and he's getting ready to walk through the train and get everyone's reserved seat tickets.
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And I just start crying.
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Because I'm almost two hours late at this point
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I'm on the wrong train and now I have to pay extra for this reserved seat.
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Absolutely everything went wrong.
Did he make you pay?
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Yeah, he was like "You have to pay me 360 yen."
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The worst part of this is I'm crying because I'm so stressed out
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and not just about everything that's happening, but I don't like getting in trouble.
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I'm on the wrong train and I don't have the ticket. I feel like I'm going to get in trouble.
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So I was scared, too, and so I'm crying.
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And he just starts smiling and laughing while I'm paying.
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I'm like, how are you laughing?! Do you not see the despair that I'm in right now?!
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Why are you laughing at me? That's really mean!
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It was the worst experience ever.
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Not too long ago I went to the self checkout
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and I had my credit card ready to pay for my stuff.
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You have to put your credit card into a slot, but there are so many slots!
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And it wasn't all in English or anything.
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And I can read some Japanese but I couldn't find the slot. It didn't say card slot or anything.
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So I started putting my credit card into the receipt slot.
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And I was like "Why isn't it going in?!"
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And this lady came up, she was like "Do you need help?"
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She was really, really nice.
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But I was just so... I turned red.
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Because I was like "What am I doing..."
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She's like "Up here!"
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It wasn't even close to the card slot.
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The card slot was like way at the top.
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Augh so embarrassing!
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At least the lady was really nice
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but everyone was probably in line staring at me like "What is she doing?"
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"Foreigner's trying to put her card in the receipt slot..."
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This was the first time I ever paid with a credit card at the self checkout so yeah.
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No, actually I've done that before, too.
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I've tried putting it in the wrong slot because yeah there are a lot of slots.
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There're slots for tickets, cards...
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Buttons are slots and pans.
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Slots for receipts and money, yeah lots of slots.
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I feel so paranoid when I make a mistake in Japan
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because it's not just me being like "Ahh I made a mistake" or whatever.
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It's me representing all foreigners to Japanese people.
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So I feel like every time I do that I'm letting down my brethren foreigners.
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Because now I just made foreigners look worse to Japanese people
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because they saw "ahh, another dumb foreigner making a mistake."
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I'm so paranoid about that every time I make a mistake.
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So it's extra stressful for me.
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I don't like going places alone.
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I like to be with someone when I'm doing or trying something new.
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But sometimes that's not the case, I'm by myself
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and I have to figure it out by myself.
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Hopefully you can learn from our mistakes.
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Learn from our mistakes!
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When you come to Japan you'll know better!
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This is to help you!
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Our stupidity is helping you.
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Well thank you for being on our channel!
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And everyone go check out Kelly on Strawberry Mochi!
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She makes really good videos that are super well edited and stuff!
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