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[中文]

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感谢你们成为最棒的神话人物，

感谢你们的陪伴。

因为如果你有机会

听到神话剧组人员分享他们有趣的

在线约会经历，

你肯定会点击观看，而你确实做了，

因为我知道你们，而你们就在这里。

好了，请进，各位。哇。

这有点像儿童节目了。

有点像《蓝色斑点狗》，

像这样单独地跟人说话——

addressing someone individually--

你能看到进来的人吗？

这让我有点不舒服。

什么？

你想让我看看我身后吗？

哦，你说的对！

我身后有神话剧组人员。

嗨，各位！

欢迎来到节目，各位。

我一定是太高兴了，

以至于不小心洒了水。

好的，那么……

查斯、特蕾莎和泰丝，大家好。

现在，你们的分享顺序有什么特别的吗？

因为我只知道你们都有关于

在线约会的有趣故事。

是的。

about online dating.

- Yes.

谁的故事最开心，应该最后说。

我的故事不开心。

好的，我的故事很刺激。

好的。（笑声）

很刺激。

查斯，你先来。因为你离我最近，而且你没有回应。

- Since you're closest to me, and you didn't respond.

（笑声）

所以，我开始尝试约会一个在网上认识的女孩，

但她大约一个月对我忽冷忽热。

你做了什么？你怎么尝试的？

- How'd you try, what did you do?

我们聊得很开心，而且还互相调情。

在哪里？

在Tinder上。

但后来她就好像不太愿意

真正见面或者其他什么。

我就想，好吧。

她有这么说吗？

是的，她只是说，“好吧，就这样。”

每次我问她，“我们去喝咖啡吧”，

她都会说，“我在洗头，或者其他什么。”

（笑声）

洗头？

像给狗洗头，还是给自己洗头？

没关系。

随便什么，反正她就是这样。

他明白了。

她根本没在洗头，雷特。

是的，是的，是的。

根本没有洗头。

是的，没错。

但慢慢地，她说，“好吧，我可以给你我的电话号码，

"Okay, fine, we can like,

或者我可以和你见面，

and like, "I'll meet up with you,

但要和一群人一起。”

哦，不。

然后，当我问她，“我们可以去约会吗？”

"Okay, can we go on a date?"

她说，“当然！”

我非常兴奋，但突然想起我的车后座

放着很多榴莲，是这个节目的道具。

是的，这个节目会让你遇到这种事。

应该去洗洗头。

我应该洗！

我应该洗一下车后座，

因为它闻起来太可怕了。

所以我去接她，但一切都不顺利。

她立刻闻到了吗？

她没说什么，她很客气。

你应该说点什么！

我说，“我很抱歉，

你知道我参加的那个奇怪的节目，

车后座放着很多臭水果。”

她说，“我注意到了。”

哦，所以你们之前已经在短信里聊过

你们的那个奇怪的节目了。

你可以用我们来获得约会，这完全没问题。

（笑声）

她可能以为你抢了水果摊。

这是鼓励的。

你知道我一直在跟你说的那个奇怪的节目。

（笑声）

(laughing)

是的，那个约会并没有进展得很顺利，

而且我觉得整个车程，

她一直在用鼻音说话，

好像她用鼻子呼吸……

（笑声）

她是用嘴呼吸。

是的，没错。

也许她就是习惯用嘴呼吸。

也许你占了上风。

（笑声）好吧，没有……

她之后的几次约会都很顺利，

而且，你知道的，我们现在还在交往。

所以，最终，一切都好起来了。

什么？

什么？

等等。

哦。

那是莎拉。

这是莎拉。哦，这是莎拉。

很久以前，本叫她“臭水果女孩”，

因为他知道的唯一故事就是

我和她去了一个榴莲约会。

哇，你克服了那个困难。

我觉得设置一个策略——

给自己设置某种障碍，

因为这会给对方一个

克服障碍的机会，看看是否有真实的感情。

and see if there's something real.

这是一种考验。

她足够喜欢我——

一个几天没洗的腋下，

只是稍微有点奇怪的东西。

是的。

剃掉一只眉毛，另一只不剃。

是的。

只是不承认它。

那可能有点过分。

但是，我喜欢这个想法。

特蕾莎？

我的故事也和气味有关，实际上。

哦，好。是的。

（笑声）我喜欢关于气味的约会故事。

是这样的……

- It was...

我不记得是在哪个app上。

我想是在Coffee Meets Bagel或者Hinge上。

其中一个app，那些随机的app。

- Was that two apps, three apps, or one app?

两个app。

两个app。

Coffee Meets Bagel？

是的，我们听说过这个。

这些真的是约会网站吗？

我不知道它现在还在不在，

你每天会得到一个匹配对象，然后你可以选择接受或拒绝。

好的。

所以你是一个咖啡，他们是一个百吉饼，我想。

或者谁是咖啡。

好的。

但我和一个家伙约会，他一直谈论

想去加利福尼亚，

因为他听说我来自加利福尼亚。

这发生在纽约。

然后他一直在滔滔不绝地想去参观

And then he was ranting about wanting to go visit

this lake near San Diego, and he really built it up,

他说，“你去那个湖，湖水干涸了，

里面有很多死鱼。”

索尔顿湖。

哦，是那个——

好的，原来是这么回事。

我是那个家伙。你们知道！

（笑声）

而且我们现在还在交往。

是的，所以我想——

我应该去那个湖！

我得离开这里了。

他说那是一个臭湖，

一旦你克服了那个味道，

它真的很棒。

里面有很多死鱼。

有很多死鱼。

好吧，我犯了个错误，

因为看起来我们都知道这件事？

我觉得你走对了方向。

不，不，不，是的，我很奇怪。

他应该和那个家伙约会。

是的。（笑声）

你走对了方向，继续说。

所以，我不太喜欢它，而且我还要补充一点，

他一直想提起他的前女友是泰国人，

因为我说我来自台湾。

而且……

And...

（笑声）

这根本不是一回事，而且，为什么这很重要？

（笑声）

注意到了这两点。

但我还是和他约会了几次，

因为我当时22岁。

不，一年前。

（笑声）

我不知道怎么拒绝。

哦。

经过几次约会，他邀请我去加利福尼亚

去那个湖，而且真的想让我飞过去，

给我发了机票，然后我结束了这段关系。

所以你实际上并没有去索尔顿湖？

不，我想我可以去。

我可以请一天假吗？

（笑声）

我曾经自己开车去过那里。

（笑声）

这太奇怪了。

等等，那是什么？

我的意思是，你们两个本来可以建立恋爱关系的。

他叫什么名字？

我不记得了，但他长得像《办公室》里的安迪。

你喜欢安迪？

还有其他人也知道索尔顿湖。

我知道它，但听他描述，

那不是我想去的地方。

它是一个位于圣地亚哥以东的巨大水体，

由于很久以前某个水坝的决堤而形成，

当所有的水涌入这个空间时，

人们说，“这将是

they were like, "This is gonna be

下一个很棒的旅游区！”

他们建造了一个度假村。

他们在湖周围建造了度假村，人们有船，

但后来他们意识到湖水太咸了，

鱼不断死亡。

字面意思，你去那里会——

去滑水之类的。

你仍然可以下水，有些人会这样做。

但整个海岸线都布满了死鱼，

而且他们不会清理。

只是在那里，有很多死鱼。

我拍了一些照片。

放在你的Tinder个人资料上吗？

是的。

我推荐它，你知道，

不要作为约会对象，

只是作为一次独自的体验，就像我做的那样。

是的，那是一个很大的约会。

我的意思是，飞到另一个国家，

然后从机场开车几个小时

到达索尔顿湖，然后你得到的只是这样？

这不符合我的浪漫想法。

是的。

你可以吃点甜点，

或者玩卡丁车之类的。

那会解决问题。

泰丝，你呢？

好的。

所以我和我的前男友分手了

然后搬到加利福尼亚，我住在——

车里。

什么？（笑声）

我住在我的——我什么都没说。

是的，没错。

所以，长话短说，我

在纽约住了九年，

而且我说，“好吧，我不想开车去约会。”

所以我按距离筛选。

聪明。

所以我步行一英里到一家葡萄酒吧，

而且这实际上是一个取消的约会——

对不起，让我倒退一下。

我忘了说，我非常兴奋。

（笑声）

首先，我在OKCupid上，我按身高筛选，

我想要一个身高——

你以为你按旅行筛选？

好吧，是身高，

身高、距离和种族。

我想要一个外国人。

来自欧洲，会说另一种语言。

这很好，好的。

是的。

是的。

所以我找到了一个名叫费德里科的男人，对吧？

(laughing)

- Yeah, I knew who I wanted.

- That could be an app of sorts.

- [All] Tall, close and foreign!

- Yeah, and so I found this man named Federico, right?

你找到了他。

我找到了他。

然后我给他发了消息。

我说，“嘿，你看起来很可爱，

我爸爸在意大利买大理石。

就像，他去那里。

你也是意大利人吗？

太棒了，我们出去吧。”

因为我有点咄咄逼人。

（笑声）

我爸爸买大理石，让我们约会吧。

呃，什么？

我说，“我也会做饭，所以是的。”

是的，没错。

他说，“太棒了。”

他没明白，但他答应了。

他很困惑。

好吧，然后他取消了。

哦。

是的，他取消了约会，我就想，“没关系，

轮到你了，

你看起来不太感兴趣。”

"Like, if you wanna hang, let's do this."

哦，哇。

然后过了一周，他给我发消息，

他说，“好吧。”

这就是事情的开始——

（笑声）

所以他说，“我对你很感兴趣，

我想探索一下。”

我不知道这个男人

听起来会是这样。

探索什么？

（笑声）

显然是泰丝。

（笑声）

所以我们出去，他闻起来

有点像香烟和啤酒，我就想，“哦，这不错。

他喜欢派对。”

"He likes to party."

（笑声）

但他看起来很整洁，你知道吗？

他没有醉醺醺地出现，你知道吗？

- He didn't show up drunk, you know?

他没有闻到两根香烟的味道。

（笑声）

我说，“好的，很酷。”

所以然后约会进行得很顺利。

他说，“我很乐意带你去喝点东西，

你看起来对生活充满热情。”

（笑声）

这是他的标准。

是的。

是的，我们结婚了。

你看起来对生活充满热情。

然后你结婚了？

是的，是的。

（笑声）

这两个故事都不是恐怖故事，

因为最终他们都和对方在一起了。

你应该去索尔顿湖！

你应该去！

你错过了，伙计。

谢谢大家分享你们的故事。

是的。这太疯狂了。

（笑声）

[英语]

(animal roaring)

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Join us in giving at CoolEarth.org.

- Thank you for being your Mythical best,

and for being here for more.

Because if you're presented with the opportunity,

to hear from Mythical crew members who have had

interesting online dating experiences,

you know you're gonna click through for that, and you did,

'cause I know you, and there you are.

Alright, come in guys. - Wow.

- That got a little children's programming

there for a second.

A little Blue's Clues, like,

addressing someone individually--

- Can you see the people coming in?

- Making me feel a little uncomfortable.

- What?

You want me to look behind me?

Oh, you're right!

There are Mythical crew members behind me.

- Hi guys!

- Welcome to the show guys.

- I must have spilled water in the midst of being

so happy to have you guys.

- Okay, so...

- Chase, Theresa, and Tess, everybody.

- Now, is there a particular order

that we're going to hear from you in?

Because I know nothing other than the fact

that you all have interesting stories

about online dating.

- Yes.

- Whoever has the happiest story should go last.

- Mine's not happy.

- Okay, mine's pretty exciting.

- Okay. (laughing)

- Pretty exciting.

- Chase, you go first. - Okay.

- Since you're closest to me, and you didn't respond.

(laughing)

- So I started,

well I tried to start dating this girl that was online,

but she kinda curved me for about a month.

- How'd you try, what did you do?

- We were having good flirty conversations.

- On what?

- On Tinder.

But then she just kinda like,

was not really into actually meeting up or anything.

And I was like, well, okay.

- Did she say that?

- Yeah, she was just like, "Yeah, I'm alright."

Every time I'd be like, "Oh, lets go get coffee."

And she's like, "I'm, you know, shampooing or whatever."

(laughing)

- I'm shampooing?

Like shampooing a dog, or shampooing herself?

- Didn't matter.

- Kinda either-or, whatever.

- He kinda got the idea.

She wasn't shampooing anything, Rhett.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- There was no actual shampooing.

- Yeah, right.

- But like, slowly, she was like,

"Okay, fine, we can like,

"I can give you my phone number, okay fine,"

and like, "I'll meet up with you,

"but with a group of people."

- Oh no.

- And then finally, when I was like,

"Okay, can we go on a date?"

and she was like, "Yeah, sure!"

I was really excited, but then I forgot that I had

a lot of durian in my backseat, from this show.

- Yeah, this show'll do that kinda thing to you.

- Shoulda done some shampooing.

- I should have!

I should have shampooed the backseat,

because it smelled horrible.

So I picked her up, and it was just not going very well.

- Did she immediately notice it?

- She didn't say anything, she was nice about it.

- You should have said something!

- I was like, "I'm real sorry,

"you know that weird show I work on,

"there's a bunch of real smelly fruit in the back seat."

And she was like, "Yeah, I noticed."

- Oh, so you had already been texting up

about the weird show you work on.

You can use us to get a date, that's totally fine.

(laughing)

- Probably thought you robbed a fruit stand or something.

- It's encouraged.

- You know that weird show I've been

talking to you about endlessly.

(laughing)

- Yeah, that date did not go terribly well,

and I think that the entire time we were in the car,

she was kinda talking a little nasally,

like the was holding her nose...

(laughing)

- She was breathing through her mouth.

- Yeah, exactly.

- Maybe she's a mouth breather.

Maybe you got the upper hand.

- (laughing) Well, no...

Her next couple dates ended up well,

and, you know, we're still dating.

So, it ended up, in the long run, working out.

- What?

- What?

Hold on.

Oh.

- That was Sarah.

- This is Sarah. - Oh, this is Sarah.

- A long time, Ben called her stinky fruit girl,

because the only story he knew was that

I went on a durian date with her.

- Wow, you really overcame adversity with that one,

- I think there's a strategy to setting up--

giving yourself some sort of a handicap

in a situation like that, because what it does is

it gives somebody an opportunity to overcome that,

and see if there's something real.

- It's a test.

- She liked me enough--

- One underarm that's unwashed for a couple of days,

just something that'll be off a little bit.

- Yeah.

- One eyebrow shaved, and the other one's not.

- Yeah.

- Just not even acknowledge it.

- That might be a little too far.

But, I like the idea.

Theresa?

- Mine's also smell related, actually.

- Oh, good. - Yeah.

(laughing) - Great.

- I love smell related dating stories.

- It was...

I can't remember which app.

I think it was Coffee Meets Bagel, or Hinge.

But it was-- - Is that, hold on.

- Was that two apps, three apps, or one app?

- That's two apps.

- One of those apps, those random ones.

- Coffee Meets Bagel?

- Yeah, we've heard about this.

- Those are actual dating websites?

- I don't know if it's still around,

You just get a match a day, and then you say yes or no.

- Okay.

- So you're a coffee, and they're a bagel, I guess.

Or whoever is the coffee.

- Okay.

- But I went on a date with this guy,

and then he kept talking about

wanting to go to California,

because he heard I was from California.

This was in New York.

And then he was ranting about wanting to go visit

this lake near San Diego, and he really built it up,

he was like, "You go to this lake, there's no water,

and it's dried up, and there's all these dead fish."

- Salton Sea.

- Oh is that--

Okay, so it's a thing.

- I am the guy. - You know what it is!

(laughing)

- And we're still dating.

Yeah, so I guess--

- Gotta go to that lake!

- I gotta get out of here.

He was just like, "It's a smelly lake,

you stand there, once you get past the smell

it's really great.

It's all these dead fish.

- Lots of dead fish.

- And well, I really put my foot in my mouth,

because it seems like a thing that we all know about?

- I think you were on the right track.

- No, no, no, yeah, I'm weird.

- He should have gone on a date with that guy.

- Yeah. (laughing)

- You were on the right track, keep going.

- So I wasn't that into it, and also I will add,

he did keep taking about how, he wanted to bring up

that his ex girlfriend was Thai,

because I said I was from Taiwan.

And...

(laughing)

Not the same thing, also, why does it matter?

(laughing)

- Noted on both fronts.

- But then I still went on a few more dates with him,

because I was like, 22.

Like a year ago, no.

(laughing)

I didn't know how to say no.

- Oh.

- After a few dates, he then invited me to California

to go to the lake, and really wanted to fly me out,

like sent me flights, and I ended it.

- So you never actually got to see the Salton Sea?

- No, I guess I can go.

Can I get the rest of the day off?

(laughing)

- I once drove there by myself.

(laughing)

- This is really odd.

- Wait, so what is it?

- I mean, you two could have made a love connection.

What's his name?

- I don't remember, but he looked like Andy from The Office.

- You like Andy?

- There are other people who also know about the Salton Sea.

- I know about it, but to hear him describe it,

it's not a place I'd wanna go.

- It's a giant body of water east of San Diego,

that was created when there was

some sort of breach of some dam many, many years ago,

and when all this water filled up this space,

they were like, "This is gonna be

"the next awesome tourist area!"

- And they built a resort.

- They built resorts all around it, people had boats,

but then they started realizing that it was so salty that

fish died constantly.

Literally, you'd go there and--

- To water ski and stuff.

- You can still get in the water, and some people do.

but the entire shoreline is just lined with dead fish,

and they don't clean it up.

It's just like, there's just dead fish.

I took some pictures.

- Put 'em on your Tinder profile?

- Yep.

And I recommend it, you know,

not as a date, though.

Just as a solo experience, as I did.

- Yeah, that's a big date.

I mean, to fly across the country,

and then take a road trip from the airport for hours

to the Salton Sea, and then that's what you end up with?

That's not my idea of romance.

- Yep.

- You could have like, a dinner kicker,

or like, maybe go-karting afterwards or something.

- That would do it.

- Tess, what about you?

- Okay.

So, I broke up with my ex-boyfriend

and moved out to California, and I was living in a--

- Car.

- What? (laughing)

- I was living in my- - I didn't say anything.

- Yeah, that's right.

So, long story short, I was

living in New York for nine years,

And I was like, "Well, I don't want to drive to my date."

So I filtered by distance.

- Smart.

- So I walked a mile to a wine bar,

and this was actually a cancellation, initially--

Sorry, let me back up.

I forgot, I was so excited.

(laughing)

First, I was on OKCupid, and I filtered by height,

I wanted someone who-

- I thought you filtered by travel.

- Well it was height,

height, distance, and ethnicity.

I wanted someone who was foreign.

Like from Europe, who spoke another language.

- That's fine, okay.

That's great.

- Yeah.

- So you wanted a tall, close, foreign person.

(laughing)

- Yeah, I knew who I wanted.

- That could be an app of sorts.

- [All] Tall, close and foreign!

- Yeah, and so I found this man named Federico, right?

- You found him.

- I found him.

And so then I messaged him.

I said, "Hey, you look cute,

"my dad buys marble in Italy.

"Like, he goes there.

"Are you also Italian?

"That's rad, let's go out."

Because I'm kind of aggressive.

(laughing)

- My dad buys marble, let's date.

Uh, what?

- I was like, "I also cook, so yup."

- Yeah, right.

- And he was like, "That's amazing."

- He didn't understand any of it, but he said yes.

He was confused.

- Well then he canceled.

- Oh.

- Yeah, he canceled on me, and I was like,

"Whatever, ball's in your court,

"you don't seem that interested anyway,

"Like, if you wanna hang, let's do this."

- Oh, wow.

- And so he was like, a week later he messaged me,

he was like, you know, "Okay."

and that's kind of how--

(laughing)

So he's like, "I'm really interested in you,

"I want to explore."

And so I didn't know that this man

sounds like this when I met him.

- Explore what?

(laughing)

- Obviously the Tess.

(laughing)

So we went out, he smelled

a little bit like cigarettes and beer, and I was like,

"Oh, this is good.

"He likes to party."

(laughing)

But he seems put together, you know?

- But not too much.

- He didn't show up drunk, you know?

- He doesn't smell like two cigarettes.

(laughing)

- I was like, "Okay cool."

So then the date went really well.

He was like, "I'd love to take you for something to drink,

"you seem very excited to be alive."

(laughing)

- That was his criteria.

- Yeah we got married though.

- You seem excited to be alive.

- And then you got married?

- Yes, yes.

We got married.

(laughing)

- Both of these are not horror stories,

because they ended up with the people.

- You should have just gone to that Salton Sea!

You should have gone!

- You missed out, man.

- Thanks for sharing your stories, guys.

- Yes. - That was crazy.

(laughing)

重点词汇

词汇	含义
donating /ˈdoʊneɪtɪŋ/ B1	verb - 捐赠 (juānzèng)
mission /ˈmɪʃən/ B1	noun - 使命 (shǐmìng)
strengthen /ˈstrɛŋθən/ B2	verb - 加强 (jiāqiáng)
combat /kəmˈbæt/ C1	verb - 对抗 (dànduì)
opportunity /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnəti/ B1	noun - 机会 (jīhuì)
interesting /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/ A2	adjective - 有趣的 (yǒuqù)
experiences /ɪkˈspɪəriənsɪz/ B1	noun - 经历 (jīnglì)
individual /ˌɪndɪˈvɪdʒuəl/ B2	adjective - 个别的 (gèbié de)
uncomfortable /ʌnˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - 不舒服的 (bù shūfu de)
spilled /spɪld/ A2	verb - 洒 (sǎ)
particular /pərˈtɪkjʊlər/ B1	adjective - 特别的 (tèbié de)
stories /ˈstɔːriz/ A2	noun - 故事 (gùshì)
excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2	adjective - 兴奋的 (xīngfèn de)
shampooing /ʃæmˈpuːɪŋ/ B1	verb - 洗发 (xǐfà)
horrible /ˈhɒrɪbl/ B1	adjective - 可怕的 (kěpà de)
strategy /ˈstrætɪdʒi/ B2	noun - 策略 (cèlüè)
overcome /ˌoʊvərˈkʌm/ B2	verb - 克服 (kèfú)

重点语法结构

• We're donating one thousand dollars to Cool Earth to aid in their mission to save the rainforest and strengthen local communities, community livelihoods.

  ➔ 介词的宾语动名词，目的不定式，复合名词

  ➔ 短语“to aid in their mission”使用**不定式** (*to aid*)来表达捐赠的*目的*。“community livelihoods”是一个**复合名词**，将两个名词组合起来创造新的含义。动名词 'saving' 作为介词 'in' 的宾语起作用。

• Join us in giving at CoolEarth.org.

  ➔ 介词的宾语动名词

  ➔ 单词 **"giving"** 是一个*动名词*（动词充当名词），充当介词 **"in"** 的宾语。它的意思是“给予的行为”。

• Because if you're presented with the opportunity, to hear from Mythical crew members who have had interesting online dating experiences, you know you're gonna click through for that, and you did.

  ➔ 被动语态，目的不定式，虚拟语气（暗示）

  ➔ 短语 **"you're presented with"** 使用*被动语态*。**"to hear"** 是一个*目的不定式*，解释了你为什么会点击。整个子句暗示了*虚拟语气*——一种假设情况。

• Chase, you go first.

  ➔ 祈使语气

  ➔ 这是一个直接的**祈使语气**命令，告诉 Chase 开始。主语是隐含的（“你”）。