– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

（观众鼓掌）

各位好。

你们知道作为一名同性恋、

黑人警察，最难的是什么吗？

歧视。

（观众大笑）

什么？

请来一段鼓点。

（缓慢地敲击声）

这就是你的鼓点？

当没有规定节奏时，

任何理性的人都会默认用慢板。

好吧，这太糟糕了，你毁了一件乐事。

他写道：“数字8，等号，等号，

等号，等号，等号，等号，

等号，大写字母D。”

噢，我明白这是什么了。

这是一个—— —— 是啊。

哇，那真是……

太棒的消息。

她担心她的摩托车闲置在那儿，

所以她想让我们每天骑出去一次，在这里。

我觉得你应该去做，你更像是个摩托车手。

我见过你在公共场合用牙签。

摩托车是死亡机器，

我有三个孩子，我才不冒那个险。

你是说我的生命就不重要，

因为我不符合

社会那种异性恋、以孩子为中心的价值观吗？

你现在真的在打“同性恋牌”吗？

女王威武。

（钥匙叮当声）—（手指弹响声）

别理他，罗莎。

他很多愁善感，罗莎。

你为什么叫我的名字？

嗯，罗莎，我在一本医学杂志上读到过，

监禁带来的一个破坏性因素，

就是持续的非人性化，罗莎。

你需要被提醒，

你不仅仅是一个编号，罗莎。

你是罗莎……

罗莎。

是啊，这下监狱的问题全解决了。

我已经打了一个小时的电话了，

我只想取消一个账户。

是的，你已经提过套餐的事了，

但我不需要家庭电话业务！

不，别把我转给罗德里戈。

不，不！

别啊，罗德里戈！

嘿，队长。

噢，这是你的新助理吗？

约翰·赫伯兰，很高兴见到你。

而约翰·赫伯兰刚刚被解雇了。

什么？—— 我被解雇了？

“见到你（ya）”，你竟然把一个单音节词都缩写了。

（杰克）这是真的吗？

是的，现在去把你的桌子清空。

我把那个K去掉了，这样你就知道你听起来有多荒谬了。

（杰克）噢，天哪。

看着他的眼睛，告诉他你做了什么。

我没做，凯文。

不许叫他的名字。

不，特里，我不生你的气，

我知道你不是故意的。

你只是饿了，

那是世界上最自然不过的事了。

我没拿你的派。

你在撒谎！

我总是不太理解佩拉尔塔的短信。

他说他们还在等化验结果，“一切都好（allz good）”。

“Alls”后面还加了个“z”。

然后是一个带问号的方框，

又一个带问号的方框，

又一个带问号的方框，

又一个带问号的方框，

又一个带问号的方框，

接着，又是一个带问号的方框，

然后，又一个带问号的方框。

这是什么意思？

意思是你的手机不支持表情符号。

好消息是，我们的评估将由

布兰特副局长来完成。

我们关系很好，他曾经是我的队长。

所以，他就像是我们的“队长之队长”。

这真是太好笑了。

噢，我惹麻烦了。

我想我……

收到了一条短信。

哔。

就是这个。

（抽泣声）

队长，快进来。

好啦，好啦。

好啦，好啦。

好啦。

我进来了。

（大声抽泣）—— 噢，博伊尔。

感谢您的这份殊荣，副局长。

噢，好吧。

不客气。

午餐时间结束。

蹦！做到了！

（笑）两全其美。

毫无遗憾。

冲啊，拉兹玛塔兹。

冲啊，拉兹玛塔兹。

冲啊，拉兹玛塔兹。

（电视播音员）是“号角男孩”，以一个马头的优势胜出。

我输得一干二净。

（柔和的竖笛声）—— 现在，竖笛

通常被认为是给儿童练习的乐器，

但，听听她演奏的。

在像拉鲁姆·莱斯格鲁姆这样的专家手中，

那种激情……

令人屏息。

等一下，在你开口之前，

我想根据你的表情猜猜发生了什么。

有人死了？

不，你中奖了！

我在这方面真是一点长进都没有。

下一张图表显示了

过去一个月犯罪率的下降。

（哔声）

我把所有东西都删除了。

谢谢。—— 不客气。

“锁住并摇滚”小队，我们要开始了。——（模仿机器人声音）

拜托，还在搞这个？

我们救了你的命。

噢，天哪。

噢，天哪……

发生了。

是的，我们做到了！——（欢呼声）

厨房死党。

你还好吗，队长？

周末过得很累？

我和我丈夫去了巴巴多斯。

我们用棕榈叶编织帽子，

还和魔鬼鱼一起游泳。

我从未如此快乐过。

这家伙根本让人捉摸不透，别白费力气了。

那绝对是我听过最搞笑的故事。

the funniest story I've ever heard.

嗯，没错。

太好了，希望那边有很多毒品活动。

当然，最理想的情况是，那里

或者这个地区的任何地方都没有人吸毒，

但如果非得有毒品，那就让它们都在那儿吧。

求你了上帝，让它们都在那儿吧。

继续演习，蒂米，而且什么也别做，

也什么都别说，是一个七岁小男孩

不会做或不会说的那种。

随时可以参考我准备的剧本。

好吧，但是，这听起来有点刻板。

“我对即将到来的孤儿生活感到忐忑不安。”

根本没有小孩子会这样说话。

这些台词是逐字逐句地

从我儿时的日记里摘抄下来的。

继续演习！

（唱歌）嘟，嘟，嘟。

你在干什么？

我最爱的饮料，苏打汽水。

真的吗？

我以前从没见过你享受苏打汽水。

你也来点。

（假装满足的叹息）

真是太美味了。

警佐，我想让你见见理查德和丹。

它们是小狗。

非常可爱，长官。

也许你的双胞胎会喜欢这些毛茸茸的小伙伴？

很抱歉，长官。

但这是不可能的。

双胞胎正在学走路，杰福兹家现在乱成一锅粥了。

chaos reigns at the Jefford's household.

我不能让这些天真无邪的小狗进那个疯人院！

特里才不会那么做呢！

我理解。

只希望你知道，你让……

我们三个都很失望。

真冷血啊，长官。

走吧。

（清嗓子）

马库斯，我觉得我们还是分手吧。

那让我感到很难过。

我很伤心。

你的悲伤我已收到。—— 我感觉被理解了。

谢谢你跟我分手。

我需要八分钟来收拾我的东西。

我觉得刚才进行得很顺利。

嗯。

好主意，休息一下。

刚才太私人了。

没必要让别人知道你有姐妹。

换个话题，木星的卫星。

我觉得我可能怀孕了。

噢。

噢！

噢……

不。

我擅长处理情绪问题。

（亲吻声）

这是什么……

行吧，我会道歉的。

不，要真诚一点，像这样。

我很抱歉。

我很抱歉。—— 我很抱歉。

我很抱歉。—— 我很抱歉。

我很抱歉。—— 我很抱歉。

我很抱歉。—— 我很抱歉。

我很抱歉。—— 我很抱歉。

我很抱歉。

很好，就是这个感觉。

我一整天都想吃苏丹菜了。

我去打印几份菜单。

（重物落地声）—— 噢。

你从我脚上压过去了。

我疼得厉害。

好嘞！——（团队欢呼）

有人想说几句感言吗？

谁都别说，

我要让他说。

给杰克讲演。

给杰克讲演，快！—— 没问题。

你六个月的缺席已被记录在案。

饮料我请，每人限点两杯。

他开始了。—— 是不可转让的。

你们的客人要自己买单。

噢，太棒了。—— 代客泊车

也不包括在内。—— 规矩真硬。

明天的简报会比平时提前15分钟。

他真是太酷了。—— 而且我很为你骄傲，

佩拉尔塔。

我们想你。

噢，你把它搞砸了。

不，不，我说的是毫米。

（大笑声）

好了，我快笑岔气了。

你太逗了！

新计划。

我要去迷倒她。

噢，不。

抱歉，我必须接这个电话。

该做的事总得做。

雷蒙德·霍尔特队长。

怎么了？

（慵懒的音乐）

好吧，你怎么能看出他心情不好？

我的意思是，根本没法读懂那家伙。

这是我一生中读过最无能、最废物的报告！

把事情给我处理好，否则向上帝发誓，

Get your act together or so help me God,

你活不到退休那天！

（关门声）—— 好了，他走了。

现在，让我们认真起来，集中注意力。

（咚咚声和弹簧声）

只是想去打印机那儿。

（唱歌）我咖啡里的奶精和摇滚乐。

佩拉尔塔。—— 啊，霍尔特队长！

你看起来……

很伤心。

我永远都看不出来。

那一定很难吧。

等等，你在哭吗？

是的。

谢谢你察觉到我的感受。

也谢谢你察觉到我的。

我们俩都太擅长这个了。

（哭泣和抽鼻涕声）

你看上去神采奕奕啊，队长。

周末过得开心吗？

我家着了一场小火。

我丢了很多珍贵回忆的相册。

我心碎了。

任何超过一秒半的微笑

都是骗子的诡计。

假的。—— 那是假的。

那是假笑。

我说了。

而且我是认真的！

（欢呼声）

干得好，团队！

（轻快音乐）

[英语]

(audience applauding)

- Greetings all.

You know what the toughest part about being

a gay, black police officer is?

The discrimination.

(audience laughing)

- What?

- Drum roll please.

(slow tapping)

That's your drum roll?

- When a tempo isn't specified,

any reasonable person would default to lento.

- Well, it's terrible and you ruined a fun thing.

- He wrote, "The number eight, equal sign, equal sign,

equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign,

equal sign, capital 'd'.

Oh, I see what this is.

This is a-- - Yep.

- Wow, that's...

fantastic news.

- She's worried about her motorcycle sitting idle,

so she wants us to take it out once a day, here.

- I think you should do this, you're more the biker type.

I've seen you use a toothpick in public.

- Motorcycles are death machines,

I have three kids, I'm not risking it.

- Are you saying my life matters less

because I don't conform

to societies heteronormative child-centric ideals?

- Are you really playing the gay card right now?

- Yas queen.

(keys jangling) (fingers snapping)

Pay no attention to him, Rosa.

He's very emotional, Rosa.

- Why are you saying my first name?

- Well, Rosa, I read an article in a medical journal

that said one destabilizing aspect of incarceration

is the constant dehumanization, Rosa.

You need to be reminded

that you are more than just a number, Rosa.

You are Rosa...

Rosa.

- Yep, that fixes prison.

- I've been on the phone six hours

and I just want to cancel an account.

Yes, you've mentioned the bundles

and I don't want home phone service!

No, do not transfer me Rodrigo.

No, no!

No Rodrigo!

- Hey there Captain.

Oh, is this your new assistant?

- John Herbland, nice to meet ya.

- And John Herbland has just been fired.

- What? - I have?

- "Meet ya", you just abbreviated a one syllable word.

- [Jake] Is this for real?

- Yes, now clean out your des.

I removed the 'K' so you'd understand how absurd ya sound.

- [Jake] Oh boy.

- Look him in the eye and tell him what you did.

- I didn't do it, Kevin.

- Don't you say his name.

No, Terry, I'm not mad at you,

I know you didn't mean to do it.

You just got hungry

and that's the most natural thing in the world.

- I didn't take your pie.

- You're lying!

- I don't always understand Peralta's texts.

He says their still waiting on the lab and "it's allz good."

Alls with a "z".

Then a box with a question mark inside,

another box with a question mark,

another box with a question mark,

another box with a question mark,

another box with a question mark

and yet, another box with a question mark,

then, a box with a question mark.

What does that mean?

- It means you don't have emoji's on your phone.

- Good news is our evaluation will be done

by Deputy Chief Brant.

We have a good rapport, he was once my Captain.

- So, he's kinda like our Grand-captain.

- That is amazingly funny.

Oh, I've caused a problem.

I think I am...

getting a text message.

Bloop.

There it is.

(sobbing)

- Captain, get in here.

- There, there.

There, there.

There.

- I'm coming in.

(sobbing loudly) - Oh Boyle.

- Thank you for this honor, Deputy Chief.

- Oh, okay.

You're welcome.

- Lunch time is over.

Boom! Did it!

(laughs) Had it both ways.

No regrets.

Go Razzmatazz.

Go Razzmatazz.

Go Razzmatazz.

- [TV Announcer] It's Bugle Boy, winning by a head.

- I lost everything.

(gentle recorder music) Now, the recorder

is generally thought of as a training instrument

for children but, listen to her.

In the hands of an expert like Larum Layethgroom,

the passion is...

breathtaking.

- Wait, before you say anything

I wanna guess what happened based on your face.

Someone died?

No, you won a prize!

I'm not getting better at this.

- The next chart shows the drop

in the crime rate over the last month.

(beeping)

I just erased everything.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

Team pop and lock, here we go. (mimicking robotic noise)

Come on, still?

We saved your life.

- Oh my god.

Oh my god...

it's happening.

Yes, we did it! (cheering)

- Kitchen buds.

- You all right, Captain?

Tough weekend?

- I went to Barbados with my husband.

We wove hats out of palm fronds

and swam with the sting rays.

I've never been happier.

- Guy's impossible to read, don't even try.

- That is, without question,

the funniest story I've ever heard.

- Mm, yeah.

- Great, I hope there's a lot of drug activity there.

Of course, ideally, there will be nobody taking drugs there

or anywhere else in this district,

but, if drugs must be found, let it be there.

Please God, let it be there.

Resume the drill Timmy, and do not do or say anything

that a seven year old boy would not do or say.

Feel free to consult the script I've prepared.

- Okay, but, it's a little stilted.

"I am feeling trepidation at the prospect

"of a parentless existence."

No kid talks like that.

- Those lines were lifted, verbatim, from my boyhood diary.

Resume the drill!

(singing) Duh, duh, duh.

- What are you doing?

- Nothing, just enjoying a taste

of my favorite beverage, the soda pop.

- Really?

I've never seen you enjoy a soda pop before.

Have some now.

(fake satisfied sighing)

- It's delicious.

Sergeant, I would like you to meet Richard and Dan.

They are puppies.

- Very cute, sir.

- Maybe your twins would like some little furry friends?

- I'm sorry, sir.

But, that's impossible.

With the twins learning how to walk,

chaos reigns at the Jefford's household.

I can't let those innocent pups into that madhouse!

Terry won't do ya like that!

- I understand.

Just know, you have disappointed...

all three of us.

- That's cold, sir.

- Go.

(clearing throat)

- Marcus, I think we should break up.

- That makes me feel sad.

I am sad.

- Your sadness is noted. - I feel acknowledged.

Thank you for breaking up with me.

It will take me eight minutes to collect my things.

I think that went very well.

- Hmm.

- Great idea, take a breather.

That was way too personal.

No one needs to know you have sisters.

New topic, the moons of Jupiter.

- I think I might be pregnant.

- Oh.

Oh!

Oh...

no.

I am good at emotion.

(smooching)

What the...

- Fine, I'll say I'm sorry.

- No, be sincere, like this.

I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry.

- Good, that's the one.

- I've been craving Sudanese all day.

I'll print out some menus.

(thudding) - Ouch.

You ran over my foot.

I am in incredible pain.

- All right! (group cheering)

- Does anyone have a few words they would like to say?

- No one say anything,

I want him to say stuff.

Speech for Jake.

Speech for Jake, go! - Very well.

Your six month absence was noted.

Drinks are on me, there's a two drink maximum per person.

- Here he goes. - It is nontransferable.

You're guests will pay their own tab.

- Oh, yeah. - Valet parking

is not included. - Solid protocol.

- Tomorrows briefing will be 15 minutes earlier than usual.

- He's so bad ass. - And I'm very proud

of you Peralta.

We missed you.

- Aw, you ruined it.

- No, no, I said millimeter.

(loud laughing)

- Okay, I'm gonna choke from laughter.

You're too funny!

- New plan.

I'm gonna charm her.

- Oh, no.

- I'm sorry, I had to take that.

- You gotta do what you gotta do.

Captain Raymond Holt.

What's up?

(sultry music)

- Well, how do you even know he's in a bad mood?

I mean, its impossible to read that guy.

- This is the most incompetent worthless report

I have ever read in my life!

Get your act together or so help me God,

you won't live to see retirement!

(door slams) Good, he's gone.

Now, lets get serious and focus up.

(thumping and springing)

Just trying to get to the printer.

- (singing) Cream in my coffee and rock and roll.

- Peralta. - Ah, Captain Holt!

You look very...

sad.

I can never tell.

- It must be very difficult.

- Wait, are you crying?

- Yes.

Thank you for acknowledging my feelings.

- Thank you for acknowledging mine.

- We're both great at this.

(crying and sniffling)

- You look chipper, Captain.

You have a fun weekend?

- There was a small fire in my home.

I lost many photo albums of treasured memories.

I'm devastated.

- Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half

is a conman's ruse.

- Fake. - That's fake.

- That's a fake one.

- I said it.

And I meant it!

(cheering)

- Great work team!

(upbeat music)

重点词汇

词汇	含义
discrimination ˌdɪskrɪmɪˈneɪʃən B1	noun - 歧视
tempo ˈtɛmpoʊ A2	noun - 节奏
lento ˈlɛntoʊ B2	adjective - 慢板
motorcycle ˈmoʊtərˌsaɪkəl A1	noun - 摩托车
idle ˈaɪdəl A2	adjective - 空闲的
heteronormative ˌhɛtərəˈnɔrmətɪv C1	adjective - 异性恋规范的
incarceration ˌɪnkɑrѳəˈreɪʃən B2	noun - 监禁
dehumanization ˌdiːhjuːmənaɪˈzeɪʃən C1	noun - 非人化
trepidation trɛpɪˈdeɪʃən B2	noun - 恐惧
verbatim vərˈbeɪtɪm B2	adverb - 逐字
acknowledged əkˈnɑlɪdʒd A2	verb - 承认
devastated ˈdɛvəˌsteɪtɪd B1	adjective - 毁灭性的
conman ˈkɑnˌmæn B1	noun - 骗子
ruse rjuːz B2	noun - 计策
chipper ˈtʃɪpər A2	adjective - 欢快的
treasured ˈtrɛʒərd A2	adjective - 珍爱的

重点语法结构

• When a tempo isn't specified, any reasonable person would default to lento.

  ➔ 第二类条件句 + 情态动词 'would'

  ➔ 这句话表达了一个假设的情况。如果未指定速度 (**"When a tempo isn't specified"**)，那么一个合理的人 **"would default to lento"** (会默认选择慢速)。'Would' 表示在不真实的情况下可能发生的结果。

• Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to societies heteronormative child-centric ideals?

  ➔ 间接疑问句 + 不定式短语

  ➔ 这句话使用间接疑问句 (**"Are you saying..."**) 来报告一个问题。短语 **"because I don't conform..."** 作为不定式短语，解释了问题的理由。这是一个复杂的句子结构，展示了高级的提问技巧。

• I've been on the phone six hours and I just want to cancel an account.

  ➔ 现在完成进行时 + 并列连词

  ➔ **"I've been on the phone six hours"** 使用现在完成进行时强调动作的持续时间（在电话上）。**"and"** 是一个并列连词，将这个分句与第二个分句 (**"I just want to cancel an account"**) 连接起来。

• I think you should do this, you're more the biker type.

  ➔ 情态动词 + 比较级形容词

  ➔ **"You should do this"** 使用情态动词 'should' 来给出建议。**"You're more the biker type"** 使用比较级形容词 'more' 来表明这个人 *更适合* 当摩托车手，而不是说话者。