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[中文]

大家好！

欢迎！我叫Buzzfeed Family Friendly Felix。

我有个大消息...一个大消息。

我要开始我自己的...新闻公司了。

我要独立运营。

请支持我在描述中的Patreon。

刚才意识到，好像我在黑Filthy Frank，但不是的。

我这次是认真的，伙计们！

（我叫杰夫！）

我要独立-- [打到麦克风]

[沉默] 完蛋了。

我要独立运营！

请支持我。

呃...

好了，我们开始吧。

所以我的公司要叫：[输入“lol, news”]

搞定！

完美。

好的，所以这是我的角色，对吧？

这到底是什么？

在哪里可以填写我喜欢的代词？

嗯，显然我是龙之领主Skater -- 呃，所以我想我就是龙之领主。

天啊！这家伙长得跟我一模一样（是真的）

如果我走错了人生的路，变成了记者。

走吧。（好嘞）

我的天，这个游戏看起来太棒了。（没错）

我们会在所有标题中使用Comic Sans字体。

我们需要人们认真对待我们，

不像那些其他的--其他新闻网站

大家都知道...

不是正经新闻。

“lol, news”是你能真正信任的唯一新闻来源。

什么--这难道就是我一天到晚做的所有事情吗？就坐在电脑前？

哇，当记者几乎和当油管博主一样糟糕。

我们最大的竞争对手之一：“假新闻”。

可恶的“假新闻”。

“lol, news”一定会蓬勃发展...

...一旦我弄清楚怎么玩这个游戏...

...作为龙之领主。

好的。我们开始吧。选择一篇文章。好的。

政治... 没问题。

这个功能将在下次更新中可用！

哇！真是个好游戏，我玩得很开心。

我要自己创建新闻网站，完蛋了。

“lol, news”一定会蓬勃发展。

它会夺走所有-

你以为你见过点击诱饵文章了吗？再看看吧。

因为“lol, news”会蓬勃发展。

让我们开始吧。

大家好。我是PewDiePie，这里是“lol, news”。

我们获得了一次与PewDiePie本人的独家采访。

PewDiePie，你为什么要把你的狗狗关在笼子里？

“它们--它们只是在笼子里。我录制的时候会把它们关起来... 比如，五分钟。”

突发新闻！PewDiePie，虐待动物！确认！重大新闻！现场直播在PewDiePie这里！

我才是第一个报道这个新闻的人。

现在我们要去我们的前方记者Felix。走吧。

现在转到Felix那里。

非常感谢，PewDiePie。

嘿，我可以问你们几个问题吗？

你们看YouTube吗？

[市民1]: 是的，是的。

你最喜欢的油管博主是谁？

[市民2]: 我不知道。- [市民1]: 没主意。

你觉得PewDiePie怎么样？

[市民1]: 还不错。- [市民2]: 是啊，是啊，他挺酷的。

PewDiePie是个纳粹。你们怎么还能看他的视频？

[人群的笑声]

[市民2]: 他以前的视频挺好笑的。- [市民1]: 是啊

可以问你几个问题吗？ - [市民]: 好的，请问吧。

你看YouTube吗？ - [市民]: 是的。

你最喜欢的油管博主是谁？ - [市民]: 嗯，Neebs Gaming。

那是什么？

[市民]: 我在开玩笑。PewDiePie。

不不不，你不喜欢PewDiePie，他是个糟糕的油管博主。

你真正最喜欢的油管博主是谁？

[市民]: 好的，Jacksepticeye。

对了！

可以占用你一分钟谈谈PewDiePie吗？

[一位女士继续走着]

很好，保持这样。

打扰一下，可以占用你一分钟吗？我可以问你几个问题吗？

[年长的市民]: 你想问什么？

你们两位看起来--你们两位看起来像是经常看YouTube的人。

[男士]: 不不不，完全不是。

很好。

我们是“lol, news”。

一家非常受人尊敬的新闻机构。 - [男士]: 是啊，很独特。（笑）

我不喜欢这种嘲笑的态度。

你知道PewDiePie是谁吗？

[男士]: 谁？

很好。保持这样。不要PewDiePie？谢谢你。 - [男士]: 没问题。

年长的人。老一辈。还有希望。

有--我的意思是年轻人和[开始口吃]

我的意思是--我的意思是！

中年-- 中年。下中年

我觉得有什么不对劲！

正如你所见，PewDiePie显然正在世界上造成分裂。

我们理解。但是--所有其他新闻机构都在说--

打扰一下，我们可以问你一个问题吗？你忙吗？

你觉得PewDiePie怎么样？

他最糟糕了！你先听我说！

谢谢。好人。

真奇怪。这么多人讨厌PewDiePie....

但他真的没有做错什么--

我的意思是，他做了所有错事（笑着）。

PewDiePie真的是一个可怕的人。

今天在这里被证明了...

通过--通过媒体。谢谢你。

你最喜欢的油管博主是谁？

[市民]: 我不能说... 这不会是 - 你。

你-- 你喜欢PewDiePie吗？

[市民]: 喜欢这个词太强烈了。我...

你竟然敢这么说！怎么-- 不！令人作呕。

[市民]: 你没有iDubbbz那么有趣。

那是真的。可能也是真的。

PewDiePie是邪恶的。

让我们问那个家伙，一位同胞，他对PewDiePie有什么看法。

“YouTube很危险。”你有什么想法？

["同胞"]: 你是同性恋。

我100%同意。好人。

你看YouTube吗？

[市民]: YouTube？（是）不。

保持这样。

抱歉，PewDiePie？PewDiePie。这里是“lol, news”。

我们--我们真的很希望你--

我们想给你一个机会来为自己辩护。

看来PewDiePie不想回应。那一定意味着他有罪。

我明白了。

(它--它--它... 等等。)

(什么-- 什么？)

(笑)

大家好，我是PewDiePie！

我没有想法。

[英语]

Hellooooo!

Welcome! My name is Buzzfeed Family Friendly Felix.

I got big news... Big news.

I'm starting my own... news company.

I'm going independent.

Please support my Patreon in the description.

Just realized it seemed like I'm roasting Filthy Frank, but that's not it.

I'm serious about this one guys!

(Ma Names JEFF!)

I'm going inde-- [hits mic]

[silent] Goddamnit.

I'm going independent!

Please support me.

uhhh...

Okay, here we go.

So my company is gonna be called: [types "lol, news"]

There we go!

Perfect.

Okay, so this is my character right?

What the hell is this?

Where does it ask for my preferred pronoun?

Well, obviously I am Dragon Lord Skater -- uh, so I guess I'm just Dragon Lord.

Holy shit! This guy looks just like me (true)

if I took the wrong turn life and became a journalist.

Let's go. (Ya)

My god, this game looks incredible. (Yep)

We'll b- We'll be using Comic Sans in all our titles.

We need people to take us seriously,

unlike all those other--other news websites

that everyone knows...

is not real news.

"lol, news" is the only news source you can truly trust.

Wha- is this all I do all day? Just sit around in front of a computer?

Wow, being a journalist is almost being-- as shitty as being a Youtuber.

One of our biggest competitors: "Fake News".

Goddam those "Fake News".

"lol, news" WILL THRIVE...

...once I've figured out how to play this game...

...as dragon lord.

Okay. Here we go. Choose an article. Okay.

Politics... Sure.

This feature will be available in next update!

Wow! What a great game, I'm having a lot of fun with this one.

I'm gonna create my own news site goddamnit.

"lol, news" WILL THRIVE. "lol, news" WILL BE CONQUERED.

It will take away from ALL the-

You think you've seen clickbait articles? Well, look again.

'Cause "lol, news" will thrive.

Let's do this.

Hey, everybody. PewDiePie here with "lol, news".

We landed an exclusive interview with PewDiePie himself.

PewDiePie, how come you're keeping your dogs in a cage?

"They're- they're just in a cage. I keep them while I record... For like, five minutes."

This just in! PewDiePie, Animal abuser! Confirmed! Breaking story! Live here at PewDiePie!

I'm the one who broke the story.

Now we're gonna go to our Field-Guy Felix. Let's go.

Over to you, Felix.

Thank you very much, PewDiePie.

Hey, can I ask you guys some questions?

Do you watch YouTube?

[Citizen 1]: Yeah, yeah.

Who's your favorite youtuber?

[Citizen 2]: I don't know. [Citizen 1]: No idea.

What do you think about PewDiePie?

[Citizen 1]: Not bad. [Citizen 2]: Yeah, yeah, he's pretty cool.

PewDiePie is a nazi. How could you watch him?

[chuckles from the group]

[Citizen 2]: His older shit was funny. [Citizen 1]: Yeah

Do you mind if we ask you some question? [Citizen]: Sure, go ahead.

Do you watch YouTube? [Citizen]: Yes.

Who's your favorite YouTuber? [Citizen]: Uhmm, Neebs Gaming.

What's that?

[Citizen]: I'm joking. PewDiePie.

No no no, you don't like PewDiePie, he's a terrible YouTuber.

Who's really your favorite YouTuber?

[Citizen]: Okay, Jacksepticeye.

That's right!

Do you have a minute to talk about PewDiePie?

[woman continues walking]

Good, keep it that way.

Excuse me, do you have a minute? I can ask you some questions?

[Older citizens]: What would you like to ask?

You two look-- you two look like you watch a lot of YouTube.

[Male citizen]: No no no, not at all.

That's good.

We're "lol, news".

Very respectable news organization. [Male citizen]: Yeah, unique. (chuckles)

I don't like this attitude of laughing at it.

Do you know who PewDiePie is?

[Male citizen]: Who what?

That's good. Keep it that way. No PewDiePie? Thank you. [Male citizen]: That's alright.

The older people. The older generation. There is hope.

There is--I mean the young and [starts fumbling over his words]

I meant-- I meant !

The mid–– mid-age. Lower mid-age

I think there's something wrong with it!

As you can see, PewDiePie is clearly causing a division in the world.

We understand. But the-- all the other news organizations are saying --

Excuse me, can we ask you a question? Are you busy?

What do you think about PewDiePie?

He's the worst! You heard it first!

Thank you. Good man.

It's so strange. So many people hate PewDiePie....

but he really did nothing wrong --

I mean, he did everything wrong (chuckling).

PewDiePie truly is a terrible person.

That's proven here today...

by the-- by the media. Thank you.

What's your favorite YouTuber?

[Citizen]:I can't say that... it's not gonna be you.

Do-- Do you like PewDiePie?

[Citizen]: Like is a strong word. I...

How dare you say that! How -- no! Disgusting.

[Citizen]: You're not as funny as iDubbbz.

That's true. That's probably true.

PewDiePie is evil.

Let's ask that guy, a fellow citizen, what he thinks of PewDiePie.

"YouTube is dangerous." What are your thoughts?

["Fellow citizen"]: You're gay.

I agree 100%. Good man.

Do you watch YouTube?

[Citizen]: YouTube? (yes) No.

Keep it that way.

Sorry, PewDiePie? PewDiePie. We're here with "lol, news".

We would-- we would really like for you to --

We would like to offer you a chance to defend yourself.

Guess PewDiePie doesn't want to respond. That must mean he's guilty.

I got it.

(It-- it's-- it's... wait.)

(Wha-- What?)

(Laughs)

How's it going, bros. My name is PewDiePie!

I got no ideas.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
independent /ˌɪndɪˈpɛndənt/ B2	adjective - dúlì (独立)
support /səˈpɔːrt/ B1	verb - zhīchí (支持)
journalist /ˈdʒɜːrnəlɪst/ B2	noun - jìzhě (记者)
company /ˈkʌmpəni/ A2	noun - gōngsī (公司)
dragon /ˈdræɡən/ B1	noun - lóng (龙)
lord /lɔːrd/ B2	noun - zhǔrén (主人)
fake /feɪk/ B1	adjective - jiǎ (假)
clickbait /ˈklɪk.beɪt/ C1	noun - diǎnjiè liè (点击诱饵)
exclusive /ɪkˈskluːsɪv/ B2	adjective - jǐnxiàn de (限制的)
interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B1	noun - miàn tán (面谈)
abuser /əˈbjuːzər/ B2	noun - qīnshǐzhě (侵害者)
breaking /ˈbreɪkɪŋ/ B2	adjective - xīnxī (新闻) / shìjiàn (事件)
media /ˈmiːdiə/ B1	noun - méitǐ (媒体)
division /dɪˈvɪʒən/ B2	noun - fēnqí (分歧)
dangerous /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/ B1	adjective - wéixiǎn de (危险的)
terrible /ˈtɛrəbl/ B2	adjective - kěpà de (可怕的)
evil /ˈiːvl/ B2	adjective - è (恶)
thrive /θraɪv/ C1	verb - chéngzhǎng (成长)

重点语法结构

• I'm starting my own... news company.

  ➔ 现在进行时

  ➔ “I'm starting” 使用现在进行时，表示现在正在发生或在不久的将来发生的动作。

• I'm going independent.

  ➔ 用 'be going to' 的现在进行时

  ➔ “I'm going independent” 使用 'be going to' 的现在进行时，表示未来的计划或意图。

• Please support my Patreon in the description.

  ➔ 祈使语气

  ➔ “Please support” 使用祈使语气，表示直接请求或命令。

• I'm serious about this one guys!

  ➔ 用 'do' 的强调结构（倒装）

  ➔ “I'm serious” 通过倒装结构强调，增加句子的强调。

• There we go! Perfect.

  ➔ 感叹句

  ➔ “There we go!” 和 “Perfect.” 是感叹句，用于表达兴奋或满意。

• We need people to take us seriously,

  ➔ 用 'need' 的虚拟语气

  ➔ “We need people to take us seriously” 使用虚拟语气，表示必要性或愿望。

• unlike all those other--other news websites

  ➔ 用 'unlike' 的比较从句

  ➔ “unlike all those other news websites” 使用比较从句，与主语进行对比。

• PewDiePie, how come you're keeping your dogs in a cage?

  ➔ 间接疑问句

  ➔ “how come you're keeping your dogs in a cage?” 是间接疑问句，用于要求解释。