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[中文]

这是购物清单，购物清单，购物清单！

大家好，我是乔·费尔斯通，

我们最新的产品评论员。

乔，谢谢你今晚加入我们。

谢谢你邀请我，吉米。

你好，怎么样？

你为了今晚向我们展示新的有趣产品，

在网上搜寻了一番，

而我同意从你这里购买——

我将从你这里购买其中一个。

是的，你——是的。

但我必须警告你，我不太容易被留下深刻印象。

我很难说服，所以你得好好准备。

没问题。

我曾经在哈佛商学院学习过。

好的。我们开始吧。

我们先来看看什么？

好的，首先要介绍的是，嗯——

这叫做“运动时光”

足球零食分配器，好吗？

嗯哼，是的，是的，是的。这真是太棒了。

我不知道我是否需要这个。

不，不，如果你想给朋友们

一次分发一颗M&M's巧克力豆，或者……

看，它是——是的。就这样。

就这样。一次分发三个。不错。

这是为了比赛准备的。

好吧。你为什么要

做这种事？

为什么不直接把它放在碗里呢？

嗯，我的意思是，看，它——很容易装填。

[笑声]

你做什么？怎么装填？

哦，哦，嗯——是的。我实际上不知道。

嗯……这个是怎么放进去的？

我不知道。我不知道。哦，你知道吗？

也许我们不要摇晃它。好吧。我不会摇晃它。

好吧，但是，你看，这很棒。

你知道，这就像你可以——

你可以在里面放什么？M&M's巧克力豆。

是的。还有什么？口香糖。口香糖。没错。

我喜欢在派对上吃口香糖。

让我问你一个问题。

我知道你喜欢在派对上吃口香糖，

但如果你在吃鸡肉呢？

如果太干了怎么办？

[笑] 什么？！

-[ Laughs ] What?!

好吧，那么——然后我们有——

看看这个。如果放的是辣椒酱呢？

哦，好吧，好吧，好吧。

好吧。现在我们谈话了。

好吧。我对此不介意。是的。

所以这个——你有——是的。

就这样。把它放在下面。把它放在下面。

就这样。就这样。嗯——是的！

哎呀！是的，就这样。

好吧。这个卖多少钱？

哦，我不知道。大概70块钱。

好吧。不错。70。美元？

哦，谁知道呢？你不知道。

[欢呼和掌声]

我不知道。我不确定这个。你接下来有什么？

哦，下一个这个真的很好。

-Oh, this next one is really good.

你有没有遇到过——

你有没有在下雨天出门？

[笑]

我偶尔会出门，是的。

最糟糕的部分是什么？哦！你会被淋湿。

哦！是的。没错。

这真是难以置信。

所以这就是为什么我们有了“免提雨伞帽”。

嗯哼。好的。

[笑声]

这样做——哦。好吧。

你想把它戴上吗？你想试试吗？

嗯……

这是肯定的吗？

我的意思是，我真的不想。

就这样。就是这样。轻轻地戴下来。

就这样。就这样。

不错，是的。

不错。

[笑声]

是的。现在看看这个。

你准备好了吗？你准备好了吗？你准备好保持干燥了吗？

是的，我要保持干燥。来吧。

你保持干燥了吗？不。我浑身湿透了。

我浑身湿透了。非常感谢。

好吧。好的。好吧。这里。

你想要我帮你把那个摘下来吗？

如果你向后跑，我就——

哦，不。哦。哦，不——

[笑声]

是的。

不错。

这个值多少钱？

哦，这个在线上至少要30美元。

是的。你在编价格。这太疯狂了。

我们还有什么？

下一个——有什么要来了？

你的生日？不。哦！不。

你的生日是什么时候？哦，别担心。

有什么要来了？感恩节。

是的。

万圣节！万圣节！

哦，不。我的意思是，任何一个都可以。当然。

什么——你在想什么？

即将到来的——凉爽的天气。

好的，所以。天气凉爽了。

我应该猜到凉爽、凉爽、凉爽的天气要来了。

是的——当然。凉爽、凉爽、凉爽的天气。

是的，所以你做什么？

这正是我们有了“野蛮章鱼针织帽”的原因。

[笑声]

好的。

我不明白为什么有人会——

好吧，现在，这就是这种——

对不起。这是基于我的妹妹。

[笑] 这是基于你的妹妹？

是的。这是基于我妹妹的头。

但这不是重点。

重点是——看看这个。看看这个。

看看这个。是不是很有趣？

[笑声]

还不错。

[掌声]

看看这个。这太棒了。

我们看起来像一对罪犯。

[笑声]

这太棒了。我们看起来很有趣。我们看起来很棒。

我认为这真的——是的，这很有趣。

这个，我有点——我完全理解这个。

这很可爱。

它能让你的脸部前部保持温暖，而你的脸部前部从来没有温暖过。

是的，这很好。

现在，你想买其中任何一个吗？

你感觉怎么样？

我还在犹豫。

我还在犹豫。

是的，我知道了，这就是为什么我把最好的留到最后。

好的。

现在，我们必须拿出来。这非常重要。

Questlove，我能得到一个热情的鼓点吗？

[鼓点]

[ Drum roll ]

是的，好的。所以这是——这真棒。

过来这里。这真棒。

这是“单人复活器”。

好吗？

哦，对不起。它结束了。

[鼓点停止]

好吧。所以—— [笑]

[笑声]

是不是很热？是的。

单人复活器。

我已经说过了。这太令人兴奋了。

好吧。你该怎么做？

好的，这里很暖和。

这就像一个个人小桑拿区。

就像——你可以把它带到任何地方。

你想试试进去吗？是的。

好的，这里很暖和。你坐在里面。

-Yeah, you sit -- Yeah, sit in this chair.

你需要椅子吗？

是的，你坐在——是的，坐在椅子上。

椅子不包含在内。它很暖和。

我警告你。它很暖和。

所以我进去这个，然后你把椅子放在里面。

是的。哦，不。让我们把你拉起来，好吗？

就这样。你就要复活了。

好吧。

感觉好吗？

但感觉——

当我身在复活器中复活时，

我喜欢读书——

我喜欢读多娜·塔特的《金翅雀》。

你知道，就和它一起放松一下。

那是一本很长的书。

是的，是的，是的。你想试试吗？

是的，当然。我已经读过了，但是，当然。

我要读最后一页。

我要读最后一行。

♫♫

一切都只是一场梦。不！

一切都只是一场梦。不！

我必须从这个里面出来。我必须从这个里面出来。

我必须从这个里面出来。好吧。我明白了。

是的，这太棒了。太热了。

哦，我的天啊。你想要买它吗？

不，我不想买它！好吧，好吧。

我想我知道我想要买什么了。

我喜欢这个。太棒了！

它要花几千美元。

这个多少钱？是的。

我想这个就在这里。

是的，大概19.99美元，但有一个附加费。

你接受PayPal吗？是的。

好吧，完美。乔·费尔斯通，大家。

我喜欢这顶帽子。

谢谢你提供这么多很棒的产品。乔·费尔斯通！

[英语]

-♫ What To Buy, What To Buy, What To Buy ♫

-Hey, everybody. This is Jo Firestone,

our new products correspondent.

Hey, Jo, thank you for joining us tonight.

-Oh, thank you for having me, Jimmy.

-Hey, how are you? -There we go.

-Now, you´ve scoured the Internet

for new and interesting products to show us tonight,

and I´ve agreed to buy --

I´m going to buy one of them from you.

-Yes, you -- Yes. -Yes.

But I have to warn you, I´m not easily impressed.

I´m a tough sell, so you´ve got your work cut out for you.

-That´s fine.

I´ve been to Harvard Business School and back.

-Okay. Here we go. -I -- I --

-What have we got first? What are we talking about here?

-Okay, the first thing we got first is, uh --

This is what you call a Sport Time

Football Snack Dispenser, okay?

-Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -This is really great.

-I don´t know if I would need this.

-No, no, this is good if you want to serve your friends

M&M´s one at a time or...

Look, it´s -- Yeah. There you go.

There you go. Just -- Oh. There you go.

Just three at a time. That´s good.

This is for the game.

-Okay. Why would you ever want to do that?

I mean, why not just put this in a bowl or something?

-Well, I mean, uh, look, it´s -- It´s easy to load.

[ Laughter ]

-What do you do? How do you load it?

Oh, oh, uh -- yeah. I actually don´t know.

Um... -How did this get in here?

-I don´t know. I don´t know. Oh, uh, you know what?

Maybe we don´t shake it. -Okay. I won´t shake it.

-Okay, but, see, this is great.

You know, this is the kind of thing where you could do it --

What could you put in here? -M&M´s.

-Yeah. What else? -But what else?

-Uh, gumballs. -Gumballs. True.

-I love gumballs at a party.

-Let me ask you a question. -Yeah-huh?

-I know you love gumballs at a party,

but say you´re eating chicken.

What if it´s too dry?

-[ Laughs ] What?!

-Okay, so, then -- So, then we have --

Look at this. What if it was hot sauce?

-Oh, all right, all right, all right.

All right. Now we´re talking. -Okay, this is really good.

-All right. I don´t mind this. Yeah.

So this -- You have the -- -Yes, there you go.

There you go. Put it under. Put it under.

There you go. There you go. Uh -- Yeah!

-Ew! Yeah, there it goes. Yep.

All right. How much does that retail for?

-Oh, I don´t know. Probably 70.

-All right. Good. 70. Dollars?

-Oh, who knows? -You don´t know.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I don´t know. I don´t know about that.

I´m not sure about that one. What do you have next here?

-Oh, this next one is really good.

This is -- You ever get --

You ever get outside when it´s raining?

-[ Laughs ]

I´ve been known to go outside now and then, yeah.

What´s the worst part? -Ohh! You get wet.

-Ohh! Yes. -Right?

That is unbelievable. -It´s unbelievable.

So that´s why we got the Hands-Free Umbrella Hat Cap.

-Uh-huh. Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Do this -- Oh. Okay.

-So, you want to put it on? You want to try it on?

-Uh... -Is that a yes?

-I mean, I don´t really want to.

-There you go. That´s it. Yeah, just ease it on down.

There you go. There it goes.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That´s good, yeah.

That´s good.

[ Laughter ]

-Yeah. -Now look at this.

Are you ready? You ready? You ready to stay dry?

-Yeah, I´m going to stay dry. Here we go.

-You staying dry? -No. I´m soaking wet.

I´m soaking wet. Thank you very much.

-Okay. All right. Okay. Here.

You want me to help you take that one off?

If you just run backwards, I´ll --

Oh, no. Oh. Oh, n--

[ Laughter ]

Yeah.

It´s good. -How much is that worth?

-Oh, this is at least 30 bucks online.

-Yeah. You´re making up prices. This is insane.

What else have we got here?

-So, this next one -- What´s coming up?

-Your birthday? -No. N-- Oh! No.

-When is your birthday? -Oh, don´t worry about it.

-What´s coming up? Thanksgiving.

-Yeah. -Okay.

-Yeah, sure. -Halloween! Halloween!

-Oh, no. I mean, any of them. Sure.

-What -- What were you thinking of?

What´s coming up?

-The cool -- cool -- cool weather.

Okay, so. it´s cool weather.

-I should have guessed the cool, cool, cool weather is coming up.

That´s -- Of course. Yes. The cool, cool, cool weather.

Yes, so what do you do?

-And that´s exactly why we have the Barbarian Octopus Beanie.

[ Laughter ]

-Okay. -Yeah.

-I don´t quite understand why anyone would --

-Well, now, this is the kind --

Sorry. This -- She´s my sister.

-[ Laughs ] This is based on your sister?

-Yeah. This is based on my sister´s head.

But that´s not the important part.

The important part -- Look at this. Look at this.

Look at this. Isn´t this fun?

[ Laughter ]

-That´s not bad. -No.

[ Applause ]

-Look at that. This is great.

We look like a couple of criminals.

[ Laughter ]

This is great. We look fun. We look good.

-I think this really -- Yeah, this is fun.

This one, I kind of -- I totally understand this one.

-This is cute.

It keeps the front of your face warm, which never is warm.

Yeah, this is very good.

Now, do you want to buy any of these yet?

How do you feel? -I´m on the fence.

I´m on the fence.

Yeah. I don´t know which one I want to buy yet.

-I totally get that ´cause, you know,

that´s why I saved the best for last.

-Okay. -This is the best one.

Now, we got to bring out. This is very important.

Questlove, could I get, like, a real juicy drum roll?

[ Drum roll ]

Yeah, okay. So this is -- This is really great.

Come along here. This is really great.

This is the One-Person Rejuvenator.

Okay? -Okay.

-Oh, sorry. The -- It´s over.

[ Drum roll stops ]

Okay. So -- -[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

Wasn´t that juicy, yeah. The One-Person Rejuvenator.

-I already said it. -This is exciting.

All right. So what do I do here?

-Okay, so, it´s very warm in here.

This is like a personal little sauna area.

It´s like -- You can take it anywhere.

Do you want to try to get in? -Yeah.

-Okay, so, this is very warm. And you sit in here.

-Do you have to have a chair?

-Yeah, you sit -- Yeah, sit in this chair.

-Chair doesn´t come with it. -It´s very warm in here.

I will warn you. It´s very warm.

-Okay, all right. This is very interesting here.

So, I get in this thing, and you put a chair in this guy.

-Yeah. Uh-oh. Let´s zip you up, okay?

So, there we go. You´re going to get rejuvenated.

Okay.

Doesn´t that feel good?

-Yeah, I feel a little trapped. -Oh, sure.

But doesn´t it --

When I´m in my Rejuvenator rejuvenating,

I like to read --

I like to read "The Goldfinch" by Donna Tartt.

You know, just settle down with it.

-That´s a very long book.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to try it out?

-Yeah, of course. I´ve already read it, but, sure.

I´ll read the last page. -Last page. Okay.

-I´ll read the last line. -Okay.

♫♫

It was all a dream. -No!

-It was all a dream. -No!

-I got to get out of this thing. I got to get out of this thing.

I got to get out of this thing. -Okay. I understand.

-Yeah, it´s fantastic. -It´s too hot.

-Oh, my God. -You want to buy it?

-No, I don´t want to buy it! All right, all right.

I think I know what I want to buy.

I like this guy. -That´s wonderful!

It´s thousands of dollars.

-How much is this one? -Yeah.

-I think this is the one right here.

-Yeah, well, it´s about $19.99, but there´s a surcharge.

-Do you take PayPal? -Yeah.

-All right, perfect. Jo Firestone, everybody.

I like this hat.

Thank you for all these great products. Jo Firestone!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
scoured /ˈskaʊərd/ B2	verb - 擦洗 (cāxǐ)
impressed /ɪmˈpres(t)d/ B1	adjective - 印象深刻的 (yìnxiàng shēn kè de)
tough /tʌf/ A2	adjective - 坚韧的 (jiānrèn de)
Harvard /ˈhɑːrvərd/ C1	noun - 哈佛大学 (hāfú dàxué)
interesting /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/ A2	adjective - 有趣的 (yǒuqù de)
serve /sɜːrv/ A2	verb - 服务 (fúwù)
load /loʊd/ A2	verb - 装载 (zhuāngzài)
dry /draɪ/ A1	adjective - 干燥的 (gānzào de)
sauna /ˈsɔːnə/ B2	noun - 桑拿 (sāngná)
rejuvenator /rɪˈdʒuːvəneɪtər/ C1	noun - 复活剂 (fùhuó jì)
drum /drʌm/ A1	noun - 鼓 (gǔ)
retail /ˈriːteɪl/ B1	verb - 零售 (língshòu)
insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ B2	adjective - 疯狂的 (fēngkuáng de)
wet /wet/ A1	adjective - 湿的 (shī de)
criminals /ˈkrɪmɪnəlz/ B1	noun - 罪犯 (zuìfàn)

重点语法结构

• This is Jo Firestone, our new products correspondent.

  ➔ 一般现在时

  ➔ 这句话使用一般现在时来介绍 Jo Firestone 作为一个永久性的角色。

• I’m going to buy one of them from you.

  ➔ 用 'going to' 表示将来

  ➔ 'going to' 用于根据现在的情况表达将来的意图。

• I’m not easily impressed.

  ➔ 副词位置

  ➔ 副词 'easily' 放在动词 'am' 之后，修饰形容词 'impressed'。

• This is what you call a Sport Time Football Snack Dispenser.

  ➔ 关系代词 'what'

  ➔ 关系代词 'what' 引入一个描述名词 'Sport Time Football Snack Dispenser' 的从句。

• That’s good. This is for the game.

  ➔ 陈述句中的一般现在时

  ➔ 一般现在时用于陈述产品的一般用途。

• How much does that retail for?

  ➔ 疑问句中的一般现在时

  ➔ 一般现在时用于询问产品的当前价格。

• I don’t mind this. Yeah.

  ➔ 用 'mind' 的一般现在时

  ➔ 'don’t mind' 用于表达漠不关心或轻微的同意。

• I got to get out of this thing.

  ➔ 非正式缩写 'got to'

  ➔ 'got to' 是 'have to' 的非正式表达方式。