– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

- 亲耳所闻才能相信。

但你不应该这样做。

- 我们来谈谈这个问题。

（介绍音乐）

（呼啸）

（冒泡）

（咆哮）

- 神话般的早上好。

- 瑞德，你熟悉吗 用老话说

“你满嘴都是废话， 是从你耳朵里传出来的吗？”

- 我熟悉 更粗俗的版本。

- 好吧，今天，我们要把废话

塞进你的耳朵里，废话--

- Ewww。

- 不，我是说废话 幻觉，以音频的形式。

- 在这个节目中你永远不会知道。 （笑）

- 我说的是听觉错觉。

（嗖嗖）

- [链接] 是时候从这些音频错觉中感到困惑了

。

好的，瑞德，我会的 为您提供

的音频幻象电池，其中 你的耳朵会

欺骗你的大脑，你会--

这可能会令人困惑，也可能很有趣，

你也可以体验它。

- 嗯，我喜欢技巧，我喜欢声音。

我喜欢感到困惑。 - 查看。查看。查看。

- 我拥有这一切。

- 我知道这一切。如果 你喜欢这些东西，

你需要扬声器，并且 那么对于最后一个，

，您将需要耳机。

（呼）

好的，我们带来了 在一些巨大的扬声器中，

以便您可以体验 幻言幻象。

同样，它最适合搭配 也为你准备了扬声器。

我要弹一个词 或来自

现有实验的短语 由 UCSB 的

Diana Deutsch 博士创建，已拆分 将单词

或短语的一半平移到右侧，

，然后再平移另一半 一直向左，

，所以每一半都会在空气中混合，

，然后混合在你的 耳朵和大脑中 -

- 哦，天哪。

- 那么，你的大脑是 将尝试破译它。

所以我只想让你坐下 就在中间，好吗？

然后放松一下，你 不必想太多。

坐在中间。

然后告诉我你听到了什么 当轨道上升时。

击中它。

（重复的声音）

好吧，我会回到这里。

告诉我你听到了什么。

- 太令人兴奋了。

起初我听到“不哇， 不哇，不哇，不哇，

“不哇，不哇，不”

然后我听到 -

- 这不是一个词。或者一个短语。

- 就像告诉婴儿“不哇！”

- 好吧，这是一个短语。

- 不知道如何告诉孩子的妈妈们 --

不知道哭泣这个词。

- 然后它转向其他东西？

- 不哇！不行，不行，不行，不行，

不行，不行，不行，不行，不行！

（笑）

- 没门。好吧，人们确实听到了。

他们还听到“窗口”。 我很好奇你听到了什么。

通过互联网发送给我。

哦，有些人听到了“爱我”。

“逃跑。”

“没脑子。”

“彩虹”、“雨衣”，甚至“bueno”。

- “布埃诺”。嗯。

- 你想知道它到底是什么吗？

- 是的。

- 我不知道。

（笑） - 哦。

- 她没有透露那是什么。

- 哦，德国人。

- 她给我们放了一首德语。 - 是的，老德语。

- 这非常令人沮丧 -

- 多伊奇博士。

- 重点是你的 大脑想要理解

的废话，尽管 讽刺的是，其中实际上有

一个单词没有透露。

当它被简化为一个声音调色板时，

它被称为——这个过程 称为Paredolia。

这类似于当您看云时，

，您可能会看到一辆消防车，

，我会看到 Demi Lovato。

- 你明白了。是的。

- 你明白了。

但我很沮丧 不知道答案。

所以，我又创建了一些。

所以回到中心。

这些是我们自制的 虚言，好吗？

所以，播放第一个。

（重复的声音）

您从其中听到了什么？

- “诺奇？” - 好吧，我们来玩这个吧--

- 我把 gnocchi 读错了。

给我说“不！”

（笑） - 那不是--

- 我喜欢那个土豆意大利面！

（工作人员大笑）

- 没错。你怎么说呢？

- 面疙瘩。 - 哦。不，只是开玩笑。

好的，放慢点吧 揭晓实际答案。

- [录音] 否 下巴。没有下巴。没有下巴。

没有下巴。没有下巴。没有下巴。没有下巴。

（工作人员大笑）

- 你想谈论我吗？

（工作人员大笑）

我确实有下巴，它叫胡子。

（工作人员大笑）

- 好吧，好吧，这是 我们制作了另一张 -

- 看看那个。很美丽。

- 看看您是否能识别出这个。

（重复的声音）

- “Zo 轴？” （工作人员大笑）

为什么，为什么—— - 答案是什么？

- [录音]牛皮癣。

- 是的。银屑病。

你为什么要掩盖我所有的缺点，伙计？

（笑）

拿出我的一些资产。

- 我想你已经听到了你的缺点。

你正在投影。

- 我还能是什么？说是牛皮癣。

（工作人员大笑）

- 是的，你说得对。好吧 -

你知道吗，既然你已经明白了，

让我们跳到慢点。

- [录音] 这是 幸好你不能

再有孩子了。这是一件好事 -

- 哦，是的。

（工作人员大笑）

这是一件好事。

（工作人员大笑）

没什么可做的 对此感到羞耻！

（呼）

- 好吧，我们玩得很开心吗？ - 是的！

- 让我们再做一个。

这称为 言语到歌曲的幻觉。

- 哦。

- 我们再次使用扬声器。

你可以使用任何东西 你想要这个。

听一下这个剪辑，然后告诉我它是否

会变成一首适合你的歌曲。

- 好的。

- [女声] 声音 正如它们在您看来

不仅不同于 那些真正存在的，

，但有时它们的行为如此奇怪，

，以至于看起来完全不可能。

但他们有时表现得很奇怪，

他们有时表现得很奇怪，

有时表现得很奇怪，

有时表现得很奇怪--

- 是的。我的意思是 -

- 它变成了一首歌吗？

- 是的。我的意思是，我认为 其中一部分与

的事实有关，

循环非常流行，

以前它们已经被应用到音乐中，

但她的声音非常单调。

- 是的。 - 音乐！她说什么？

- 有时表现得很奇怪。

- 有时表现得很奇怪。

- 就像欢乐满人间。

- 但我的意思是，我认为它在你的大脑中比

更容易被歌曲化 这是在现实世界中。

这背后有一些科学依据。

同样，如果您隔离 说出短语并循环播放，

它开始听起来像一首歌。

假设神经网络

语音和歌曲的底层电路在某些时候

是截然不同且独立的 -

- 是的，就像我的一样。

- 您大脑中的处理方式。

重复实际上可以 将您的大脑从语音感知电路

转移到歌曲感知电路

。

- 因为一旦你理解了...

- 并将其转移到音乐中。

- 正在说什么 然后你就要开始

思考笔记。

因为我正在做笔记 正如我现在所说的。

我只是做同样的事情 一遍又一遍地记下。

但情况发生了变化-- （互相交谈）

- 她有语调。

但我再次认为 幻觉

的理论是它会走得更远。

我想看看是否 我们可以通过《早安神话》中的

介绍来做到这一点。

- 哇。

- 那么，我们来玩一下吧。

- [瑞德画外音] 今天我们来看看哪个

热狗是最棒的。

- [链接旁白]我们来谈谈这个吧。

- [瑞德画外音]哪个 热狗是顶级狗。

哪个热狗是最棒的。

哪个热狗是最棒的。

哪个热狗是最棒的。

哪个热狗是最棒的。

- 哪个热狗是最棒的。

- 这就是我。看看我有 歌唱般的声音

非常愉快。

（工作人员笑）

- 但要真正落地这个 一，我们有另一个版本。

- [瑞德画外音]哪个 热狗是顶级狗？

（鼓轨道）

哪个热狗是最棒的？

哪个热狗是最棒的？

哪个热狗是最棒的？

- 我！

- [瑞德画外音]哪个 热狗是顶级狗？

- 我！

哟，我们都很棒！ - 什么？

- 还记得吗？

（笑） - 是的，我们都很棒。

- 是的。

- 啊，错过了机会。

还是不太明白，

我们把它交给格雷戈里兄弟，

他们可以一路接受。

- 对。

（嗖嗖）

好的，请为这个做好准备，

这是 3-D 声音错觉。

我将在听觉上为您提供

的体验 你的头发被理发师剪掉了。

- 哦。

- 穿上它们并玩它。

- [录音]欢迎来到 Starkey Cetera 理发店

和您的虚拟理发。

现在，当我开始剪辑时 --

- 我戴上了耳机。

- [录音]我带来了 夹子靠近你的耳朵，

非常靠近右耳，跟着我

我在后脑勺移动--

- 你有参考吗 我想如何完成这件事？

（快速剪辑）

- 现在您可以获得 用

电动剃须刀效果更好，我会 首先将其靠近

你的右耳--

（嗡嗡声）

- 为什么他说话像马里奥？

（嗡嗡声）

- [录音]靠近一点， 然后绕到后面

然后到你的左边。

（嗡嗡声）

我认为这看起来很棒。

- 我从没想过 --

我知道我不想 马里奥给我剪头发，但是--

- 现在你真的知道了吗？

我本想告诉你闭上眼睛，

这对体验有一点帮助，

但怎么样？

- 嗯，不，这不仅仅是 只是他在右边

和左边，他实际上在我后面，

就像在我头后面移动一样。

- 是的，这很有趣。

显然，他们使用音量 并平衡右耳和左耳之间的平移

，

，但它们也会改变 声音

在您的右耳和左耳之间

的到达时间，帮助您相信空间关系

以及声音的位置 理发师或快船

或任何情况。

这是由 QSound Labs 早在 1996 年。

- 哦，是的。听起来像96年的。

- 它有一些复古感。

于 2007 年上传到 YouTube。

不过，观看次数为 2500 万次，所以您不能--

- 真的吗？

- 是的。 - 哇。

- 所以我想当年这就像

令人大吃一惊。

但我创建了一个新的 一个让你大吃一惊的。

我想带你回到 我们在高中一年级时的真实经历

。

这是我们在耳朵饼干上讲的一个故事，

也许你会记得它 我们逐步完成这件事。

- 你想让我闭上眼睛吗？

- 是的，我肯定会 为这个闭上眼睛。

- [链接旁白]嘿 瑞德，是我，林克。

我站在你的左边。

现在我站在你的右边，

然后你的左边，现在你的右边，

现在又站在你的右边，哈！ 骗你的！

你以为我会成为 在你的左边，不是吗？

好的，让我们继续吧。

我们在八年级，

我们在朋友家参加一个聚会。

现在是 90 年代，所以背景中有一些完全

管状 90 年代音乐。

现在我们正在穿过房子。

你注意到有一个房间，一个特殊的房间。

你转身说：“嘿 林克，我找到了一个特别的房间。”

你打开门。

（开门）

当我意识到这是一个什么样的房间时，

我在你的右耳耳语说，

“这是一个接吻室！”

有很多人 在这个房间里接吻，

，但是有两个女孩 没有亲吻任何人。

这是安娜和安布尔。

安布尔喊道：“嘿，瑞德！

“过来坐在我旁边！噢啦啦！”

然后安娜喊道：“嘿，林克！

“过来坐在我身边，谢谢！”

所以我们和这些女孩坐在一起。

安娜喝了一大口雪碧。

（苏打汽水） （发出声音）

- 我不记得了。

（工作人员大笑）

- [链接旁白]“啊啊啊啊。”

你看向 Amber，看到

她正在咬一大口苹果。

（嚼苹果） “嗯嗯。”

- 我也不记得了。

- [链接旁白]“嗯嗯。”

不涉及苹果。

（工作人员大笑）

你喜欢。

我们都不想 在我们的生活中做出更多的事情。

不是彼此。和女孩们一起。

还好我练习了接吻 在我淋浴间的墙上。

（淋浴运行） （接吻）

- 真的吗？

（淋浴运行） （接吻）

- [链接画外音]我向左倾斜头

，准备接吻。

（接吻）

- 呃，天哪。

（工作人员大笑）

- 这很不愉快。我不记得了--

（说话和音频播放重叠）

- [链接旁白]我打开 我的眼睛看着你。

而你正回头看着我。

你正在这里和 Amber 亲热。

（接吻）

- 看看我们。

皮条客！

（接吻）

- [链接画外音] 而我 在这里和安娜亲热。

（发出声音）

- 事情就是这样发生的，伙计。

- [链接旁白] 以及 我们互相凝视着。

你会想，“这 太酷了，伙计。”

（发出声音）

- 哦，天哪。

（发出声音）

这太不真实了。

（湿吻）

呃！

- [链接旁白]我也曾经练习

亲吻床柱。

我妈妈会走进来 有时会抓住我。

- 事情就是这样发生的。

- 你为什么要坦白——你不必坦白

承认很多尴尬的事情。

（工作人员大笑）

- 我不知道，我刚刚开始了，

这就是视听错觉所发生的情况。

你获得自由。 （笑）

- 我学到了一些东西， 我不知道我学到了多少

科学知识， 我了解到一些关于你的事情

，但我想，已经太晚了，

我们现在是最好的朋友了。

- 好吧，你就在那里。

（笑）

你无法否认这一点。

- 是的，我是。

- 谢谢您的喜欢， 评论和订阅。

- 你知道现在是什么时间。

- 嗨，我是莎拉。

- 我是安德鲁。

- 我们来自加利福尼亚州长滩。

- 我们在口香糖这里 华盛顿西雅图的墙。

- 旋转的时间到了 神话之轮。

- 如果您和我们一样喜欢它，

您一定会喜欢我们的 播客，耳朵饼干

在任何有播客的地方都可用。

也在我们的这是 神话般的 YouTube 频道。

- 然后点击 美好的神话更多。

我们要做的 耳语挑战，大家。

哦哦。

（笑）

- 哦，我太兴奋了。

- 哦，小狗。

（笑）

- 哇！天赋！

这意味着我们将捐赠 1000 美元 救助儿童会帮助

完成创建一个让

每个孩子都能生活的世界的使命 通过全球人道主义工作，过上安全、充实、美好的生活

。

请与我们一起捐赠 网址：www.SaveTheChildren.net。

- 谢谢你成为你的神话最佳。

- 是的。

（片尾音乐）

- [链接] 感谢您点击订阅。

点击左侧观看 演出结束后的演出，

好神话更多。

- [Rhett] 单击右侧观看

另一集《早安神话》。

- [链接] 并且一定要 点击查看我们的其他频道

这是神话 底部的视频

感谢您成为神话般的最佳人选。

（片尾音乐）

[英语]

- You have to hear it to believe it.

But you shouldn't.

- Let's talk about that.

(intro music)

(whoosh)

(bubbling)

(roar)

- Good Mythical Morning.

- Rhett, are you familiar with the old saying,

"You're so full of crap, it's coming outta your ears?"

- I'm familiar with the more vulgar version of that.

- Well, today, we're gonna be putting crap

into your ears, and by crap--

- Ewww.

- No, by crap, I mean illusions, in the form of audio.

- You never know on this show. (chuckles)

- I'm talking audio illusions.

(whoosh)

- [Link] It's time to feel confusion

from these audio illusions.

Okay, Rhett, I'm gonna run you through a battery

of audio illusions, where your ears are going to

trick your brain, and you're gonna--

it may be confusing, it may be fun,

you also can experience it.

- Well, I love tricks, I love sound.

And I love to be confused. - Check. Check. Check.

- I have all of it.

- I knew all of this. If you love those things,

you'll need speakers, and then for the last one,

you will need headphones.

(whoosh)

Alright, we have brought in some huge speakers,

so that you can experience the phantom words illusion.

Again, it works best with speakers for you too.

I'm gonna play a word or phrase for you from

an existing experiment created by Dr. Diana Deutsch,

of UCSB, that is split up by panning half of the word

or phrase all the way to the right,

and then the other half all the way to the left,

so each half will mix in the air,

and then mix in your ears and in your brain--

- Oh, gosh.

- So then, your brain is going to try to decipher it.

So I just want you to sit right in the middle, okay?

And then just relax, you don't have to overthink this.

Sit right in the middle there.

And tell me what you hear when the track is up.

Hit it.

(repetitive vocal sounds)

Alright, I'll move back over here.

Tell me what you heard.

- That was exhilarating.

At first I heard "no wah, no wah, no wah, no wah,

"no wah, no wah, no"

And then I heard--

- That's not a word. Or a phrase.

- Like telling a baby like "no wah!"

- Okay, that's a phrase.

- Moms who didn't know how to tell a kid--

didn't know the word for cry.

- And then it shifts to something else?

- No wah! No way, no way, no way, no way,

no way, no way, no way, no way, no way!

(chuckles)

- No way. Okay, people do hear that.

They also hear "window". I'm curious what you heard.

Send it to me through the Internet.

Oh, some people heard "love me".

"Run away."

"No brain."

"Rainbow," "rain coat," or even "bueno."

- "Bueno." Hmm.

- You wanna know what it was actually?

- Yeah.

- I don't know.

(laughs) - Oh.

- She didn't reveal what it was.

- Oh, The Deutschster.

- She put a Deutsch on us. - Yeah, the ol' Deutsch.

- Which is pretty frustrating--

- Dr. Deutsch.

- The point is that your brain wants to make sense

of nonsense, even though ironically there is actually

a word in there that's not revealed.

When it's reduced to a palette of sounds,

it's called-- the process is called paredolia.

It's similar to when you look at a cloud,

and you might see a fire truck,

and I see Demi Lovato.

- You make sense of it. Yeah.

- You make sense of it.

But I was frustrated in not knowing the answer.

So, I created a few more.

So move back to the center.

And these are our homemade phantom words, okay?

So, play the first one.

(repetitive vocal sounds)

What did you hear in that one?

- "Nochi?" - Alright, let's play that--

- I'm mispronouncing gnocchi.

Give me the "no-chee!"

(laughs) - That's not--

- I love that potato pasta!

(crew laughing)

- That's right. How do you say it?

- Gnocchi. - Oh. No, just kidding.

Okay, so play it slower, let's reveal the actual answer.

- [Recorded Voice] No chin. No chin. No chin.

No chin. No chin. No chin. No chin.

(crew laughing)

- You trying to say something about me?

(crew laughing)

I do have a chin, it's called a beard.

(crew laughing)

- Alright, alright, here's another one we made--

- Look at that. It's beautiful.

- See if you can identify this one.

(repetitive vocal sounds)

- "Zo-axis?" (crew laughing)

Why, why-- - What is the answer?

- [Recorded Voice] Psoriasis.

- Yeah. Psoriasis.

Why are you putting out all my flaws, man?

(laughs)

Put out some of my assets.

- I think you're hearing your flaws.

You're projecting.

- What else could I be? It said psoriasis.

(crew laughing)

- Yeah, you're right. Alright--

You know what, since you're catching on,

let's just skip to the slow one.

- [Recorded Voice] It's a good thing you can't

have any more kids. It's a good thing--

- Oh, yep.

(crew laughing)

That is a good thing.

(crew laughing)

There's nothing to be ashamed about with that!

(whoosh)

- Alright, we having fun? - Yeah!

- Let's do another one.

This is called the speech to song illusion.

- Oh.

- Again, we are using speakers.

You can use anything you want for this one.

Just listen to this clip and tell me if it

turns into a song for you.

- Okay.

- [Female Voice] The sounds as they appear to you

are not only different from those that are really present,

but they sometimes behave so strangely,

as to seem quite impossible.

But they sometimes behave so strangely,

they sometimes behave so strangely,

sometimes behave so strangely,

sometimes behave so strangely--

- Yeah. I mean--

- Did it become a song?

- Yeah. I mean, I think part of this has to do

with the fact that like,

loops are so popular,

that they've been music-applied before,

but she has a very singsong-y voice.

- Yeah. - Music! What did she say?

- Sometimes behaves so strangely.

- Sometimes behaves so strangely.

- It's like Mary Poppins.

- But it, I mean, I think it is still more

songified in your brain than it is in the real world.

And there's some science behind this.

Again, if you isolate a spoken phrase and loop it,

it begins to sound like a song.

Assuming that neural circuitries underlying

speech and song are at some point

distinct and separate--

- Yeah, like mine.

- Ways that you process in your brain.

Repetition can actually shift your brain over

from the speech perceptual circuitry

over to the song perceptual circuitry.

- Cause once you understand...

- And transferring it to music.

- What is being said then you're gonna start

thinking about the notes.

Because I'm making notes as I speak right now.

I'm just making the same note over and over again.

But it changes-- (talking over each other)

- She had intonation.

But again, I think the theory of the illusion

is that it's going even further.

And I wanted to see if we could do this with

an intro from Good Mythical Morning.

- Wow.

- So, let's play that.

- [Rhett Voiceover] Today we find out which

hot dog is the top dog.

- [Link Voiceover] Let's talk about that.

- [Rhett Voiceover] Which hot dog is the top dog.

Which hot dog is the top dog.

Which hot dog is the top dog.

Which hot dog is the top dog.

Which hot dog is the top dog.

- Which hot dog is the top dog.

- That's me. See I have a singsong-y voice.

It's very pleasant.

(crew laughs)

- But to really land this one, we have another version.

- [Rhett Voiceover] Which hot dog is the top dog?

(drum track)

Which hot dog is the top dog?

Which hot dog is the top dog?

Which hot dog is the top dog?

- Me!

- [Rhett Voiceover] Which hot dog is the top dog?

- Me!

Yo, we're both great! - What?

- Remember?

(laughs) - Yeah, we're both great.

- Yeah.

- Ah, missed the opportunity.

Still haven't quite gotten that,

we give that to the Gregory Brothers,

and they can take it all the way.

- Right.

(whoosh)

Okay, throw on your cans for this one,

it is the 3-D sound illusion.

I am going to give you the experience,

auditorially, of having your hair cut by a barber.

- Oh.

- Put 'em on and play it.

- [Recorded Voice] Welcome to the Starkey Cetera Barbershop

and your virtual hair cut.

Now, as I begin the clipping--

- I've got headphones on.

- [Recorded Voice] I bring the clip closer to your ear,

very close to the right ear, follow me as

I move around the back of the head--

- Do you have a reference for how I want this done?

(rapid clipping)

- Now you can get the same effect better with

the electric razor, I'll first bring it close to

your right ear--

(buzzing)

- Why does he talk like Mario?

(buzzing)

- [Recorded Voice] Closer, and then around the back

And onto your left.

(buzzing)

I think that looks wonderful.

- I never thought--

I know I did not want Mario to cut my hair, but--

- Now you really know that?

I meant to tell you to close your eyes,

that helps the experience a little bit,

but how was it?

- Well, no, it was more than just he was on the right

and the left, he was literally behind me,

like moving in a U behind my head.

- Right, it's interesting.

Obviously, they use volume and balancing panning

between your right and left ears,

but they also alter the arrival times of sounds

between your right and left ear

to help you believe spatial relationships

and the location of the barber or the clippers

or whatever the case may be.

This was created by QSound Labs back in 1996.

- Oh, yeah. Sounded like a '96.

- It's got some vintage-ness to it.

Uploaded to YouTube in 2007.

25 million views, though, so you can't--

- Really?

- Yeah. - Wow.

- So I think back in the day this was like

blowing people's minds.

But I've created a new one to blow your mind.

I wanted to take you back to an actual experience we had

our freshman year in high school.

It's a story we told on Ear Biscuits,

maybe you'll remember it as we step through this thing.

- You want me to close my eyes?

- Yeah, I would definitely close your eyes for this one.

- [Link Voiceover] Hey Rhett, it's me, Link.

I'm standing on your left.

Now I'm standing on your right,

and your left, now your right,

now your right again, ha! Fooled ya!

You thought I was gonna be on your left, didn't ya?

Okay, let's get on with it.

We're in the eighth grade,

we're at a party at a friend's house.

It's the '90s, so there's some totally

tubular '90s music in the background.

Now we're walking through the house.

You notice there's a room, a special room.

You turn around and say, "Hey Link, I found a special room."

You open the door.

(door opening)

When I realize what kind of room it is,

I whisper in your right ear and say,

"It's a kissing room!"

There's a bunch of people kissing in this room,

but there are two girls that aren't kissing anyone.

It's Anna and Amber.

Amber calls out, "Hey, Rhett!

"Come and sit by me! Ooh la la!"

And then Anna calls out, "Hey, Link!

"Come and sit by me, merci beaucoup!"

So we sit with these girls.

Anna takes a big swig of Sprite.

(soda fizzing) (slurping)

- I don't remember that.

(crew laughing)

- [Link Voiceover] "Aaaaahh."

You look over at Amber and see

she's taking a big bite out of an apple.

(apple crunching) "Mmmmmm."

- I don't remember that either.

- [Link Voiceover] "Mmmmmm."

There was no apple involved.

(crew laughing)

You likey.

We've both never wanted to make out more in our lives.

Not with each other. With girls.

Good thing I practiced kissing on the wall of my shower.

(shower running) (kissing)

- Really?

(shower running) (kissing)

- [Link Voiceover] I tilt my head left

and go in for the kiss.

(kissing)

- Ew, gosh.

(crew laughing)

- This is unpleasant. I don't remember--

(talking and audio playback overlaps)

- [Link Voiceover] I open my eyes and look at you.

And you're looking right back at me.

You're making out with Amber over here.

(kissing)

- Look at us.

Pimps!

(kissing)

- [Link Voiceover] And I'm making out with Anna over here.

(slurping)

- That's how it happened, man.

- [Link Voiceover] And we're staring at each other.

And you're thinking, "this is pretty cool, man."

(slurping)

- Oh, gosh.

(slurping)

This is so not true to life.

(wet kissing)

Ugh!

- [Link Voiceover] I also used to practice

kissing the bedpost.

My mom would walk in and catch me sometimes.

- That's exactly how it happened.

- Why did you confess-- you didn't have to

confess so many awkward things.

(crew laughing)

- I don't know, I just got on a roll,

that's what happens with audio illusions.

You get free. (laughs)

- I learned some stuff, I don't know how much

scientific stuff I learned, I learned some stuff

about you, but I guess, it's too late,

we're best friends now.

- Well, you were there.

(laughing)

And you can't deny it.

- Yeah, I was.

- Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing.

- You know what time it is.

- Hi, I'm Sarah.

- And I'm Andrew.

- And we're from Long Beach, California.

- And we're here at the gum wall in Seattle, Washington.

- And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.

- If you liked that as much as we do,

you're gonna love our podcast, Ear Biscuits

available wherever podcasts are found.

Also on our This is Mythical YouTube channel.

- And, click through to Good Mythical More.

We're gonna do the Whisper Challenge, y'all.

Ooh-whee.

(chuckles)

- Ooh, I'm so excited.

- Ooh, doggy.

(laugh)

- Whoa! Gifticality!

That means we're donating $1000 to Save the Children to aid

in their mission to create a world where

every child is able to live a safe, full, beautiful life

through global humanitarian work.

Please join us in giving at www.SaveTheChildren.net.

- Thank you for being your Mythical Best.

- Yes.

(outro music)

- [Link] Thanks for clicking subscribe.

Click on the left to watch the show after the show,

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- [Rhett] Click on the right to watch

another episode of Good Mythical Morning.

- [Link] And be sure to check out our other channel

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Thanks for being your mythical best.

(outro music)

重点词汇

词汇	含义
familiar /fəˈmɪliər/ B2	adjective - 熟悉的 (shú xī de)
vulgar /ˈvʌlɡər/ B2	adjective - 粗俗的 (cū sú de)
illusions /ɪˈluːʒənz/ B1	noun - 幻觉 (huàn jué)
confusion /kənˈfjuːʒən/ B1	noun - 困惑 (kùnhuò)
battery /ˈbætəri/ B1	noun - 一系列 (yī xìliè)
trick /trɪk/ A2	noun - 技巧 (jìqiǎo)
speakers /ˈspiːkərz/ A2	noun - 扬声器 (yángshēngqì)
experiment /ɪkˈsperɪmənt/ B1	noun - 实验 (shíyàn)
decipher /dɪˈsaɪfər/ C1	verb - 破译 (pòyì)
frustrating /frʌˈstreɪtɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 令人沮丧的 (lìng rén jǔsàng de)
palette /ˈpælɪt/ B2	noun - 调色板 (tiáosèbǎn)
process /ˈprɑːses/ B1	noun - 过程 (guòchéng)
neural /ˈnʊərəl/ C1	adjective - 神经的 (shénjīng de)
circuitries /sərˈkɪtrɪz/ C1	noun - 电路 (diànlù)
perceptual /pərˈseptʃuəl/ C1	adjective - 感知的 (gǎnjí de)
intonation /ˌɪntəˈneɪʃən/ B2	noun - 语调 (yǔdiào)
tubular /ˈtjuːbjʊlər/ B1	adjective - 极好的 (jí hǎo de)