*Theme Tune*
00:05
Sung: X-Ray And Vav
00:08
*Sirens*
00:15
*Crickets*
00:17
*Tense Music*
00:19
X-Ray: We have one shot at this Vav
00:20
Don't blow it
00:22
Vav: Right.
00:23
X-Ray: I'd be sooo nervous if I were you.
00:24
*whispers* So much pressure...
00:27
Vav: X-Ray please! I need absolute silence.
00:29
Just a little...
00:33
...bit...
00:34
...more...
00:35
Come on!
00:36
*Tense Music subsides. Crickets*
00:37
Vav: Yes!
00:39
Got it!
00:40
X-Ray: Well, that wasn't so-
00:41
*Angry cat noises*
00:43
Small Girl: Tiddley Winks!
00:46
You're safe!
00:47
*Cheerful Music*
00:49
X-Ray: You're welcome *breath* citizen
00:50
Vav: I- I think my spine is twisted...
00:53
X-Ray: Well, that went horribly
00:56
I'm done for the night
00:58
Vav: She got her kitty
00:59
I'd say justice was served X-Ray
01:00
X-Ray: Are you serious?
01:02
We looked like a couple of morons back there!
01:03
Vav: No X-Ray! Respect your uniform.
01:05
It's your symbol of justice!
01:08
Male Passerby: Ha! Look at these two morons!
01:09
Female Passerby: Walk faster
01:12
Before they ask for money
01:12
Vav: *sad* Oh...
01:14
X-Ray: Dude, we're not gonna make headlines
01:15
by rescuing kittens from trees every night.
01:17
We need to show everyone what badasses we are.
01:19
Vav: You watch too many action movies
01:21
Being a superhero isn't about keys to the city
01:23
and publicity
01:25
The reward comes from helping others.
01:26
Female: Hey! That's my purse!
01:28
Vav: *Gasp* A crime!
01:30
He has that woman's purse!
01:32
X-Ray: And my ladder!
01:33
*Villainous (but slightly squeaky) Chuckle*
01:35
Vav: Let's do this X-Ray!
01:36
X-Ray: Time to transform!
01:38
Both: X-RAY AND VAAAAV!
01:40
Vav: Alright, let's -
01:44
X-Ray: THIIIIEEEF!!!
01:45
HALT!
01:47
Vav: X-Ray wait!
01:48
We should pursue him in a co-operative
01:49
and organized manner.
01:50
X-Ray: There's no time!
01:51
That ladder was a rental!
01:53
Vav: I've prepared some plans of action
01:54
we can execute in situations such as this.
01:56
Now, I suggest we go with plan A, 42B,
01:58
version six
02:02
You find the helicopter,
02:03
I'll get the squid-
02:04
X-Ray: Vav! We don't have time
02:05
for your stupid plans!
02:06
Vav: They're not stupid!
02:07
You're too stupid to understand them!
02:08
X-Ray: Maybe I am!
02:10
But sometimes you just gotta do something stupid
02:11
to get results.
02:13
Vav: That's what you said about the apartment fire
02:14
but guess what!
02:15
I was right!
02:16
Gasoline made the fire worse!
02:17
*Tires Screech*
02:19
*Crash*
02:19
X-Ray: Oh! Look at that!
02:23
*whispers* Justice...
02:25
Vav: Would have been cooler
02:26
if we'd used the squid...
02:27
X-Ray: Yoink!
02:28
Purse retrieved!
02:29
Female: Drop it, freak!
02:31
*Electronic/Plasma noises*
02:32
*Noises of pain from X-Ray*
02:33
X-Ray: Ayyyy
02:35
Ohhh
02:36
Ahhhhh
02:36
Ayyyy
02:37
Ahhhhhh
02:38
Ohh
02:38
Ow.
02:39
You're welcome, citizen...
02:41
Vav: Are you alright ma'am?
02:43
*Electronic/Plasma Noises*
02:45
X-Ray: Yup, don't worry about your friend
02:45
just third degree burns
02:46
all over my body.
02:47
Female: Woah, back off weirdo
02:48
Unless you want to end up fried like your friend here.
02:50
Vav: We're here to help you!
02:53
We're superheroes!
02:54
Female: *Unimpressed* Superheroes?
02:55
*Even more unimpressed* Really?
02:56
X-Ray: Excuse us for trying to help you!
02:58
Female: Yeah well you did a great job
03:00
Is your power summoning cars to run people over?
03:01
Thank you very much car.
03:04
*Beep Beep*
03:05
X-Ray: I didn't see you trying to stop him!
03:05
Female: Maybe you missed the part where
03:07
I pulled out this giant taser?
03:08
I could have handled it.
03:11
Or do you need me to demonstrate that again?
03:12
*Power Up*
03:14
X-Ray: I'll demonstrate 'Your Mom'
03:14
Vav: You guys, please!
03:16
Justice has been served!
03:17
That's all that matters.
03:18
X-Ray: She started it.
03:19
I was just defending myself
03:20
Female: *scoffs* Whatever.
03:21
Vav: Is there anything else we can do for you?
03:22
Miss?
03:24
Female: Hilda
03:24
X-Ray: Psshh.
03:25
That's a stupid name
03:26
Hilda: Oh yeah?
03:27
And who are you two supposed to be?
03:28
Vav: Glad you asked
03:30
We are the Protectors of Justice
03:31
X-Ray: The Crushers of Crime
03:32
Vav: The hope for all those in need!
03:34
X-Ray: The two incredibly handsome
03:36
super cool guys!
03:37
Both: X-RAY AND VAAAAV!
03:39
*Crickets*
03:45
Hilda: What kind
03:46
of stupid names
03:47
are those?
03:48
X-Ray: She's right Vav,
03:49
your name is pretty stupid.
03:50
Hilda: You're not even covering your faces
03:52
I can see who both of you are!
03:54
What do you guys even do?
03:56
Vav: Well, uh... I'm British
03:58
That usually throws people for a loop
04:00
I guess...
04:01
X-Ray: And I'm a Parkour master
04:02
*CRASH*
04:04
*More crashing*
04:05
*Angry cat noises*
04:06
X-Ray: Impressive right?
04:07
*Classic cartoon violin squeak*
04:09
Hilda: *Unimpressed* I can hardly contain myself
04:11
Well, you two leotarded losers have fun
04:14
trying to make the world a better place
04:16
Old Betsy and I got a date with an Xbox
04:18
and a bag of chips
04:20
Vav: Did you make that big zappy gun?
04:21
Hilda: This old thing?
04:23
Yeah ages ago.
04:24
I'm an engineer at Monarch Labs
04:25
I've always had a knack for inventing stuff
04:27
I'm kind of a genius
04:29
X-Ray: Dude! Badass!
04:30
I'd risk serious injury for some weapons like that!
04:32
Hilda: Wait, do you mean that?
04:34
I mean i-if you're willing to sign, like
04:37
a lot of waivers
04:39
I could hook you up with some technology
04:40
in the pre-pre-Alpha stage to try out
04:42
I need the data but corporate says they're
04:44
too dangerous to try on humans
04:46
X-Ray: Perfect!
04:49
We love danger!
04:50
Vav: We do?!
04:51
X-Ray: Think how awesome these weapons could make us Vav!
04:52
Vav: You're right
04:54
We can finally be the heroes this city needs!
04:55
Hilda: Yeah! See? Everybody wins.
04:58
Come by the lab tomorrow,
05:00
I should have something by then.
05:01
Both: Awesome!
05:03
*Fast Forward Music*
05:05
*Science Music*
05:07
Hilda: Welcome, Losers!
05:08
Don't touch anything.
05:10
X-Ray: Woah! What the fuck! Giant rat!
05:12
Hilda: Excuse you.
05:14
This is an Orbicular Robotic Friend
05:15
or ORF for short
05:17
ORF: Greetings!
05:19
How are you functioning today?
05:20
Vav: Aww look at the cheeky little kitty christmas bulb!
05:22
Look at you little face!
05:25
ORF: Language input does not compute
05:26
Please speak English!
05:28
Vav: What?!
05:30
Hilda: I was able to modify some prototypes
05:31
we've been working on
05:33
to better suit crime fighting.
05:33
It was very complicated
05:34
but I won't bore you with the technical details
05:36
which I assure you are very impressive.
05:38
X-Ray: Yeah yeah, whatever, whatever, shut up.
05:40
Are these supposed to be mine?
05:41
Hilda: Be careful!
05:42
These glasses are designed to emit
05:43
an incredibly powerful concussive energy blast.
05:44
X-Ray: That doesn't sound safe.
05:47
Is that safe?
05:48
Hilda: It's my legal obligation to tell you that
05:49
there's a slight risk of Gamma radiation poisoning
05:51
But the worst that can happen is blindness!
05:54
Vav: I mean, if that's the worst that can happen...
05:56
Hilda: Did I say worst?
05:58
I meant best
05:59
X-Ray: Wait, what?
06:00
Hilda: Look at this Vav
06:00
Vav: Wow!
06:02
A teacup!
06:03
What does it do?
06:04
ORF: Notice! Notice!
06:05
CEO of Monarch Labs approaching main entrance!
06:07
Hilda: Oh crap.
06:10
My boss is back.
06:11
You guys have gotta get outta here.
06:12
Vav: But what about this other stuff?
06:13
And what does the teacup do?!
06:14
Hilda: Just be careful with it.
06:15
Don't forget to record your data
06:17
and go to the hospital if you feel any
06:18
negative side-effects
06:20
like mega-cancer
06:21
X-Ray: Wait, that's real?!
06:22
Hilda: Oh and don't do anything stupid
06:23
like destroy the city!
06:24
*Upbeat Music*
06:27
Vav: Boot!
06:27
X-Ray: Glove!
06:29
Vav: Ohhh that's nice...
06:30
X-Ray: Awesome!
06:34
X-Ray vision!
06:35
Ha!
06:37
Vav: X-Ray please!
06:38
We've gotta find some crime to fight!
06:39
X-Ray: THIIEEEVVEESS!!
06:41
Vav: Oh, that was easy.
06:43
Alright Gents,
06:45
we're gonna give you one chance to surrender
06:46
without escalating the situation further.
06:48
X-Ray: Or else you'll face the fearsome wrath of...
06:50
Both: X-RAY AND VAAAAV!!
06:53
*Mutual grunts of confusion*
06:56
X-Ray: Alright, time to show everyone
06:58
what we're made of.
07:00
Vav: X-Ray wai-
07:00
X-Ray: Suck my X-Ray!!
07:01
*Power up sound*
07:03
*CRASH*
07:03
*CRASH*
07:06
Robber #1: Holy shit they killed Frank!
07:06
Ah well
07:09
I totally banged his wife once.
07:09
Robber #2: *Coughs*
07:11
I'm Frank.
07:12
That was Johnny.
07:13
Robber #1: Damn it!
07:14
I liked Johnny!
07:15
By the way Frank,
07:16
I banged your wife.
07:17
Vav: X-Ray! Are you okay?
07:18
X-Ray: Did I get 'em Mom?
07:20
Vav: Guess it's up to me!
07:21
Uhh...
07:23
Frank: C'mon Man,
07:24
we graduated from Robber school together
07:25
you came to my wedding!
07:27
Robber #1: The jobs almost done
07:28
let's just get the hell outta here
07:29
Vav: Stop!
07:32
Stop I say!
07:33
Don't make me use this!
07:35
I said STOP!
07:38
What?
07:42
I have freeze hands!
07:43
X-Ray: No you idiot look!
07:45
They're still moving!
07:47
Just slowly.
07:48
Vav: Ohh...
07:52
I have Slow Mo hands!
07:53
X-Ray: Allow me to finish these guys off
07:55
Vav: Hold on!
07:57
Don't you think we should think this through?
07:58
Maybe have a plan?
08:00
X-Ray: I think I've played enough video games
08:01
to hit two slow moving targets.
08:02
It's just like duck hunt
08:04
Its not hard.
08:05
*Lazer Beam Sounds*
08:06
Vav: You're hitting everything but the robbers!
08:09
X-Ray: N-No Worries!
08:11
I-I've got it!
08:12
Mayor: Finally!
08:19
My scale model of the city is complete!
08:20
Now just to compare my work to the real thing!
08:22
Oh dear.
08:26
This doesn't look right at all!
08:26
*screams*
08:29
*explosion*
08:30
Oh!
08:31
That's much better!
08:32
Thank you citizen!
08:34
X-Ray: Why can't I hit them?!
08:36
Vav: X-Ray! You gotta stop man!
08:37
You're gonna blow up the whole city!
08:39
X-Ray: Must...
08:41
...be...
08:41
... the hero!!
08:42
Hilda: Alright! Nice to see you!
08:43
Bye!
08:45
Oh my god. Thank god he's gone.
08:46
ORF: That was a close one!
08:48
Crisis averted!
08:49
Job security at 100%
08:51
*Lazer beam explosion*
08:53
ORF: Job security at 0%
08:57
Hilda: God Dammit X-Ray!!!
09:00
Vav: I need to do something
09:07
but I never planned for anything like this.
09:08
X-Ray: Sometimes you gotta do something
09:10
stupid to get results!
09:12
I'm a ghost...!
09:15
Vav: Well, this certainly is stupid.
09:16
Here goes nothing!
09:18
*dink*
09:25
I did it!
09:25
X-Ray: What the hell man!
09:26
I almost had them!
09:27
Stupid teacup
09:29
Jacking my swag.
09:30
*pulsing sound*
09:31
Vav: What the...
09:32
X-Ray: Nice teacup...
09:34
Please don't hurt us!
09:36
*Lazer Beam Explosion*
09:39
*crackling*
09:45
*Eagle birdsong*
09:47
Vav: Wow...
09:50
X-Ray: I know man...
09:51
Both: We did it!!
09:52
X-Ray: We finally saved the day!
09:54
Vav: We are true heroes now!
09:56
X-Ray, I'm sorry I doubted you
09:57
I'm so used to planning everything out
09:59
I forgot that some problems need to be solved
10:01
on the fly
10:03
X-Ray: That's okay buddy
10:03
We got the job done together
10:05
and that's what counts.
10:06
When we get the key to the city
10:07
I can't think of anyone else
10:08
I'd rather share it with
10:09
Hilda: So that's what the teacup does!
10:11
Vav: Miss Hilda!
10:13
Uhh...
10:14
Should I have recorded that data?
10:15
Hilda: Didn't I tell you two not to destroy the city?
10:16
X-Ray: Sometimes,
10:19
That's the price of justice
10:20
Hilda: No! It's not!
10:22
It's never the price of anything!
10:23
X-Ray: *whispers* Justice
10:25
Hilda: *sigh*
10:26
You guys really are
10:27
the worst superheroes ever.
10:27
*Dark mysterious music*
10:31
*footsteps*
10:36
Robber #1: Boss...
10:38
The Heist...
10:39
It was foiled by a couple of morons
10:40
claiming to be superheroes.
10:43
*dark mysterious music continues*
10:46
*violin screech*
10:52
*Lighter Clicks Closed*
10:55
*Theme music*
10:59
歌词与翻译
[中文]
主题曲
演唱：X-Ray 和 Vav
警笛声
蟋蟀声
紧张的音乐
X-Ray：我们只有一次机会，Vav
别搞砸了
Vav：好的。
X-Ray：要是我在你位置上，我会紧张死了。
（小声）压力太大了…
Vav：X-Ray，请安静！我需要绝对的安静。
就差一点…
…一点…
…再一点…
加油！
紧张的音乐渐渐平息。蟋蟀声。
Vav：成功了！
搞定了！
X-Ray：嗯，这不算太惊险。
（愤怒的猫叫声）
小女孩：小跳棋！
你安全了！
欢快的音乐
X-Ray：不客气，市民。
Vav：我…我感觉我的脊椎扭曲了…
X-Ray：好吧，这真是糟糕透顶。
我今晚就到这儿了。
Vav：她找回了她的猫咪。
我想正义得到了伸张，X-Ray。
X-Ray：你认真的吗？
我们刚才看起来像两个傻瓜！
Vav：不，X-Ray！尊重你的制服。
这是你正义的象征！
路人甲：哈哈！看看这两个傻瓜！
路人乙：快走
免得他们向你要钱。
Vav：（悲伤地）哦…
X-Ray：哥们，我们今晚不会上新闻头条的。
我们需要让所有人看看我们有多厉害。
Vav：你看了太多动作电影了。
Vav: You watch too many action movies
当超级英雄不是关于城市的钥匙
和宣传。
奖励来自于帮助他人。
女士：嘿！这是我的钱包！
Vav：（惊呼）犯罪了！
他拿了那位女士的钱包！
X-Ray：还有我的梯子！
（邪恶但有点尖细的笑声）
Vav：让我们开始吧，X-Ray！
X-Ray：变身时间到！
两人：X-RAY 和 VAAAAV！
Vav：好吧，让我们…
X-Ray：贼！
住手！
Vav：X-Ray，等等！
我们应该以合作
和有组织的方式追捕他。
X-Ray：没时间了！
这梯子是租的！
Vav：我已经准备好了一些行动计划
我们可以执行来应对类似情况。
现在，我建议我们采取计划A，42B，
第六版。
你去寻找直升机，
我去找章鱼…
X-Ray：Vav！我们没时间
听你的那些蠢计划！
Vav：它们才不蠢！
你太蠢了，根本不懂它们！
X-Ray：也许我是！
但有时候你必须做一些蠢事
才能取得结果。
Vav：你还记得那次公寓火灾吗？
但你知道吗！
我才是对的！
汽油让火势更大了！
轮胎尖叫声
撞击声
X-Ray：哦！你看！
（小声）正义…
Vav：如果用章鱼就更酷了…
X-Ray：Yoink！
X-Ray: Yoink!
钱包找回来了！
女士：放下它，怪人！
电子/等离子体噪音
X-Ray的痛苦呻吟
X-Ray：哎呀
哦
啊
哎呀
啊
哦
疼。
不客气，市民…
Vav：您没事吧，女士？
电子/等离子体噪音
X-Ray：放心吧，您的朋友
只是全身三度烧伤。
女士：走开，怪胎！
Female: Woah, back off weirdo
除非你想被炸成和你朋友一样！
Vav：我们是来帮助你的！
我们是超级英雄！
女士：（不屑一顾）超级英雄？
（更加不屑一顾）真的吗？
X-Ray：请原谅我们想帮助你！
女士：好吧，你们做得真棒
你们的能力是召唤汽车撞人吗？
谢谢你，汽车。
嘟嘟
X-Ray：我没看到你阻止他！
女士：也许你错过了我掏出这个大电击枪的部分？
我本来可以处理的。
或者你需要我再演示一遍吗？
能量启动
X-Ray：我来演示一下“你妈”！
X-Ray: I'll demonstrate 'Your Mom'
Vav：你们，请！
正义已经伸张了！
这才是最重要的。
X-Ray：她先动手的。
我只是在自卫。
女士：（轻蔑地）随便你。
Vav：我们还能为你做些什么吗？
女士？
女士：希尔达
X-Ray：切。
真难听的名字。
希尔达：哦，是吗？
那你们两个是谁？
Vav：很高兴你问
我们是正义的守护者
X-Ray：犯罪的粉碎者
Vav：所有需要帮助的人的希望！
X-Ray：两个超级酷
帅气的家伙！
两人：X-RAY 和 VAAAAV！
蟋蟀声
希尔达：这是什么
蠢名字？
X-Ray：说得对，Vav，
你的名字真蠢。
希尔达：你们甚至没遮住脸
Hilda: You're not even covering your faces
我能看到你们是谁！
你们到底干什么？
Vav：嗯，我来自英国
这通常会让人们感到困惑
我想…
X-Ray：而且我是一个跑酷大师
撞击声
更多的撞击声
愤怒的猫叫声
X-Ray：很厉害，对吧？
经典的卡通小提琴尖叫声
希尔达：（不屑一顾）我简直无法抑制自己
好吧，你们这两个穿着紧身衣的失败者尽情
去让世界变得更美好吧
我和贝蒂有个约会，
要玩Xbox和吃薯片。
Vav：你做了那个大电击枪吗？
希尔达：这玩意儿？
是的，很久以前就做了。
我是 Monarch Labs 的工程师
我一直擅长发明东西
我有点天才。
X-Ray：哥们！太棒了！
我愿意冒严重的风险来获得像那样的武器！
希尔达：等等，你是认真的吗？
如果你愿意签署很多免责声明
我可以给你提供一些处于
pre-pre-Alpha 阶段的技术来试用
我需要数据，但公司说它们
I need the data but corporate says they're
太危险了，不能在人类身上试验
X-Ray：完美！
我们喜欢危险！
Vav：我们喜欢吗？
X-Ray：想想这些武器能让我们有多厉害，Vav！
Vav：你说得对
我们可以成为这座城市需要的英雄！
希尔达：是的！看看，
明天来实验室，
我应该准备好东西。
两人：太棒了！
快进音乐
科学音乐
希尔达：欢迎，失败者！
别碰任何东西。
X-Ray: Woah! What the fuck! Giant rat!
希尔达：失礼了。
这是 Orbicular Robotic Friend
简称 ORF
ORF：问候！
您今天的功能如何？
Vav：哇，看看这个小可爱的小圣诞灯泡！
看看你这张小脸！
ORF：语言输入无法计算
请说英语！
Vav：什么？！
希尔达：我能够修改一些原型
我们一直在研究
以更好地适应打击犯罪。
这非常复杂
但我不会用技术细节来烦你
我向你保证，它们非常令人印象深刻。
X-Ray：好吧好吧，随便吧，
这些是我的吗？
希尔达：小心！
这些眼镜被设计成可以发射
一种极其强大的冲击能量波。
X-Ray：这听起来不安全。
这安全吗？
希尔达：我必须告诉你，
存在轻微的伽马射线中毒风险
但最糟糕的情况是失明！
Vav：我的意思是，如果最糟糕的情况是这样…
希尔达：我说的是最糟糕的？
我的意思是最好的
X-Ray：等等，什么？
希尔达：看看这个，Vav
Vav：哇！
一个茶杯！
它有什么用？
ORF：注意！注意！
Monarch Labs 的 CEO 正在接近主入口！
希尔达：哦，糟糕。
我的老板回来了。
你们必须离开这里。
Vav：但是这些其他东西呢？
茶杯有什么用？
希尔达：小心使用它。
别忘了记录你的数据
如果你感到任何
负面影响，就去医院
比如超级癌症。
X-Ray：等等，这是真的吗？！
希尔达：哦，还有别做任何蠢事
比如摧毁城市！
欢快的音乐
Vav：靴子！
X-Ray：手套！
Vav：哦，不错…
X-Ray：太棒了！
X射线视觉！
哈哈！
Vav：X-Ray，请！
我们必须找到一些犯罪来战斗！
X-Ray：贼！！
Vav：哦，这太容易了。
好吧，先生们，
我们给你们一次机会投降
而不要进一步升级局势。
X-Ray：否则你们将面临可怕的愤怒…
两人：X-RAY 和 VAAAAV！！
（互相的咕哝声，表示困惑）
X-Ray：好吧，是时候向所有人展示
我们是什么样的人了。
Vav：X-Ray，等一下！
X-Ray：吸我的X射线！！
能量启动声音
撞击声
撞击声
抢劫犯 #1：天啊，他们杀了弗兰克！
啊，好吧
我曾经和他的妻子上过床。
抢劫犯 #2：（咳嗽）
我是弗兰克。
那是约翰尼。
抢劫犯 #1：该死！
我喜欢约翰尼！
顺便说一句，弗兰克，
我曾经和你的妻子上过床。
Vav: X-Ray! Are you okay?
Vav：X-Ray，你没事吧？
X-Ray：我成功了吗，妈妈？
Vav：我想我来处理了！
嗯…
弗兰克：哥们，
你来参加了我的婚礼！
抢劫犯 #1：任务快完成了
让我们赶紧离开这里
Vav：住手！
我说住手！
不要让我使用这个！
我说住手！
什么？
我有冰冻手！
X-Ray：不，白痴，你看！
他们还在动！
只是慢一点。
Vav：哦…
我有慢动作手！
X-Ray：让我来结束这些家伙
Vav：等等！
你不觉得我们应该考虑一下吗？
制定一个计划？
X-Ray：我觉得我玩了足够多的电子游戏
可以击中两个慢动作目标。
就像打鸭子一样
不难。
激光束声音
Vav：你打到了一切，除了抢劫犯！
X-Ray：没问题！
我搞定了！
市长：终于！
我完成了城市的模型！
现在只需要将我的作品与真实的东西进行比较！
哦，天啊。
这看起来不对劲！
（尖叫）
哦！
Oh!
这样好多了！
谢谢你，市民！
X-Ray：我为什么打不中他们？！
Vav：X-Ray！你必须停止！
你就要炸毁整个城市了！
X-Ray：必须…
…是…
…英雄！！
希尔达：好吧！见到你们真好！
再见！
哦，我的天啊。谢天谢地他走了。
ORF：一切都好起来了！
Crisis averted!
工作保障100%
激光束爆炸
ORF：工作保障0%
希尔达：该死，X-Ray！！！
Vav：我需要做点什么
但我从未计划过类似的事情。
X-Ray：有时候你必须做一些蠢事
才能取得结果！
我成鬼了…！
Vav：好吧，这确实很蠢。
好吧，豁出去了！
叮
我做到了！
X-Ray：怎么回事，伙计！
我差点就得逞了！
该死的茶杯
抢走了我的风头。
脉冲声
Vav：怎么了…
X-Ray：不错的茶杯…
请不要伤害我们！
激光束爆炸
噼啪声
鹰鸟鸣叫声
Vav：哇…
X-Ray：我知道…
两人：我们做到了！！
X-Ray：我们终于拯救了世界！
Vav：我们现在是真正的英雄了！
X-Ray，我很抱歉我怀疑你
我太习惯计划一切了
我忘记了有些问题需要即兴解决
X-Ray：没关系，哥们
X-Ray: That's okay buddy
我们一起完成了任务
而且这才是最重要的。
当我们拿到城市的钥匙时
我再也不想和别人分享了
I'd rather share it with
希尔达：所以茶杯就是这样用的！
Vav: Miss Hilda!
嗯…
我应该记录那些数据吗？
希尔达：我不是告诉过你们不要摧毁城市吗？
X-Ray：有时候，
那是正义的代价
希尔达：不！不是！
永远不是任何事情的代价！
X-Ray：（小声）正义
希尔达：（叹气）
你们真的是
最差的超级英雄。
黑暗神秘的音乐
脚步声
抢劫犯 #1：老板…
抢劫…
被两个自称是超级英雄的傻瓜搞砸了。
黑暗神秘的音乐继续
小提琴尖叫声
打火机咔哒声
主题音乐
*Theme music*
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重点词汇
开始练习
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shot /ʃɒt/ B1 |
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nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ B1 |
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pressure /ˈprɛʃər/ B1 |
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absolute /ˈæbsəluːt/ B2 |
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twisted /ˈtwɪstɪd/ B1 |
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horribly /ˈhɒrɪbli/ B1 |
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justice /ˈdʒʌstɪs/ B2 |
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uniform /ˈjuːnɪfɔːrm/ B1 |
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symbol /ˈsɪmbəl/ B2 |
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headlines /ˈhedlaɪnz/ B2 |
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badasses /ˈbædæsɪz/ C1 |
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publicity /pʌblɪˈsɪti/ B2 |
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reward /rɪˈwɔːrd/ B1 |
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pursue /pərˈsuː/ B2 |
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execute /ˈeksɪkjuːt/ B2 |
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stupid /ˈstjuːpɪd/ A2 |
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transform /trænsˈfɔːrm/ B2 |
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co-operative /koʊˈɒpərətɪv/ B2 |
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重点语法结构
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X-Ray: We have one shot at this Vav
➔ 现在完成时 (xiànzài wánchéngshí)
➔ “have one shot”这个短语使用现在完成时，表示一个*现在*存在且对当前情况至关重要的机会。它强调了机会的有限性。动词“have”作为助动词使用。
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Vav: Right.
➔ 语用标记 (yǔyòng biāojì)
➔ 在这个语境中，“Right”不是一个事实陈述，而是一个表示同意、确认或准备继续的最小回应。它是一个常见的语用标记。
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X-Ray: I'd be sooo nervous if I were you.
➔ 第二条件句 (dì'èr tiáojiànjù)
➔ 这句话使用了第二条件句（“If I were you, I'd be...”）来表达一个不真实或假设的情况。“were”是虚拟语气，用于假设情况。“sooo”是一个加强词，强调紧张的程度。
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Vav: X-Ray please! I need absolute silence.
➔ 祈使句 (qīshìjù)
➔ “X-Ray please!”和“I need absolute silence”都是祈使句的例子。“please”缓和了命令。“absolute”是一个形容词，强调了所需的绝对安静。
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