-That's a supercool ringtone.
-I know. Isn't it?
00:09
Yes! We’re next!
00:13
Finally! We’ve been standing in
this line forever.
00:15
My knees are
locking in place. Listen.
00:18
We’ve all made
sacrifices. But it’s worth it,
00:22
because after two days
and three nights of waiting,
00:25
we’re some of the first
people in the world to own the
00:27
greatest tech gadget of
all time ever this year. The GlovePhone.
00:30
Yes! GlovePhone!
00:36
What’s a GlovePhone?
00:38
It’s the latest in wearable
tech. Part glove, part phone.
00:40
All GlovePhone.
00:44
I’m confident that a few years from
now, all clothes will be computers.
00:47
Really? Computer clothes? Great.
Those will look perfect with my calculator earrings.
00:51
Sorry everyone, this is just
in on the GlovePhone. We are all out of GlovePhones.
00:57
You’ll have to come back another time.
01:01
What?! Ha?!
But...no... we’ve been waiting here for days.
01:03
That’s the spirit. Hey, don’t think
of this as failing at buying a GlovePhone.
01:09
Think of it as
succeeding at standing in line for a really long time.
01:13
But we were next.
01:21
Look, I made my own GlovePhone.
See, you can put your pictures on it like this.
01:42
And you can even post them on
social media! If social media is the fridge.
01:47
Can you get a triple
megapixel palm display on that thing?
01:52
I don’t know what that means
01:55
Because the real GlovePhone can!
01:57
If it’s broken, you’re paying!
02:00
Everybody, calm down. It’s hard, I
know. But we can get through this.
02:01
How can I stay at the
cutting edge of technology
02:06
if I don’t own the
technology at the cutting edge?!
02:08
I don’t know! I was trying to be
strong for both of us! Argh! This so hard.
02:11
Did somebody say “GlovePhone”?
02:17
Yeah, I guess in the last
minute or so someone did, yeah, why?
02:20
Because I could have sworn I heard
GlovePhone. Or maybe I was just...
02:24
looking at my hand!
02:28
What?! How’d you get that?
02:30
My parents paid someone to stand in line.
02:32
Did you know some bozos
waited, like, three days for one of these?
02:35
Woow...Pssh. What a bunch of bozos.
02:40
I know, right? One of you send me a text!
02:44
Hand-controlled motion sensors.
Super intuitive.
02:55
It’s like, this is what my hand
naturally wants to do anyway.
02:59
And if I want to open up a weather app, I just do this...
03:02
Come on! I own you!
03:08
It’s cloudy. See.
03:11
Let me try. I want to see if the
thumb sensors are as cozy as I’ve heard.
03:13
If you think I’m gonna let
you use my GlovePhone,
03:17
I’m gonna ask you to “talk to the hand”.
03:20
“Talk to the hand!” That’s the
slogan for the GlovePhone! It’s in all the ads.
03:22
Talk to the hand.
03:27
Argh! That is such a good slogan!
03:29
Come on, Ginger. We’re your
friends! Let us try the GlovePhone!
03:38
Eh, I don’t know.
I sort of just came over here to gloat.
03:44
Come on, there’s gotta be something
we can work out! Just name it.
03:49
Okay. Here’s the deal. We shoot
this super sweet kung fu video for you,
04:01
and in exchange, you let us
use the GlovePhone! Deal?
04:07
I’ll think about it!
Hyah! Chop! Chop! Kung fu backflip!
04:14
Ok edit that so it looks like I did a
cool backflip. And make me on fire.
04:24
I guess, given enough time, I could try to...
04:29
Oh, you could try? I guess I’ll try
to think of a time that I can let you use the GlovePhone.
04:33
Hang on, Ginger! Who said try? No
one said try. Ben will add fire,
04:40
and what if I threw in
something to sweeten the deal?
04:46
My secret stash
of TV collectibles? But it’s secret!
04:49
Come on, Hank. Help us out here.
04:53
All right, if it’s important. But
be careful, there’s really valuable stuff in there!
04:55
That napkin is the same color as
one they used on “English Party Mansion.”
05:00
What a show.
05:04
Pretty impressive stash i guess.
05:08
Impressive enough to get a
look at that GlovePhone?
05:10
No touching!
05:14
Stop right there. What if...
05:16
You want me to call my
contacts in the music industry
05:20
and get Ginger a front row
seat at the Teen Romance Music Festival?
05:24
Is it so hard to believe we’re just
doing it out of the goodness of our hearts?
05:28
Oops, I’m getting a call on my GlovePhone.
05:36
I’ll take it in the hall. If you’ll excuse me.
05:38
This is Ginger. Talk to the hand!
05:41
Did you see that?
05:44
Are you just doing this
so that you can use Ginger’s GlovePhone?
05:45
Whaaaat? That’s crazy.
What are you talking about? Yes. Yes we are.
05:49
Look, I get it. But you can’t
just do a million favors for Ginger so you can use it.
05:53
We’re not doing a million favors for Ginger.
05:58
We are just doing one...complex thing for him.
06:01
I mean where does it end.
Think about it. If you get this ticket,
06:05
you’re going to owe me a favor.
Don’t you see, you’re falling into a black hole of favors!
06:08
Is it a wormhole black hole of favors?
06:14
A black hole?
Isn't that one of those dangerous science things?
06:16
Angela’s right... the
GlovePhone isn’t worth it.
06:21
Maybe it’s not. But you know
what else they said wasn’t worth it?
06:24
Finding the world's first dinosaur bones.
06:28
Climbing to the top of the moon.
06:30
Sailing to Mount Everest!
06:33
I mean, everyone said
those people were crazy.
06:35
They said they should
just sit at home and fluff their pillows.
06:38
But they showed them!
06:41
And we’ll show them, too!
Because we are gonna get that GlovePhone!
06:43
All right, so this didn’t work out
great. But after all we’ve done for Ginger,
06:51
he owes us that GlovePhone.
And if he’s not going to give it to us.
06:55
We’re gonna have to take it.
07:01
Potato One,
this is Wild Bandit. Come in Potato One.
07:15
I see you, Tom.
07:18
You mean, “I see you, Wild Bandit.” Over.
07:19
Whatever. For the record, I’m
still opposed to sneaking into
07:25
Ginger’s house and stealing the GlovePhone.
07:28
Over.
07:31
Over.
07:32
It’s not stealing.
We’re just going to take it without asking.
07:36
He owes it to us.
07:40
Over.
07:41
I don’t know, it feels wrong.
07:42
The time to think about right and
wrong ended when I put on this super cool black hat.
07:44
Now the hat is on,
and we’re doing this.
07:48
Ok. Sure, lets do it.
07:52
Over.
07:54
Over.
07:56
So, is lookout in position?
07:58
Roger Black Hat.
I’ve got a view of the area.
08:02
Anything I need to know? Over.
08:05
Well, there’s a squirrel
in the tree to my left.
08:08
There are two flowers in the ground
beneath me. There are no rocks nearby.
08:11
Repeat.There are no rocks nearby. Wait i saw one.
08:18
Keep going inside and you should be in a big hallway.
08:22
You want to stay to your left.
Left...right...forward...yes right, should be it.
08:27
Beyond that door in front of you
is the room we’ve determined to be most likely
08:35
to hold the GlovePhone!
08:39
Do you see it?
08:47
No, I’m in an empty room. But,
there’s a briefcase in the middle of the floor.
08:49
That doesn’t sound right. My
research doesn’t indicate any briefcase-themed
08:54
charging device
for the GlovePhone...
08:58
It’s just a picture of Ginger
sticking his tongue out.
09:02
It’s like he is making fun of
somebody or something.
09:04
It’s a trap! Wild Bandit, get out of there!
09:06
Very good.
09:11
Oh Ginger.
09:13
You’ve passed the test.
09:15
Test?
09:17
The test of friendship, Tom.
The test to see if you would let your
09:19
jealousy over the fact that I had a
GlovePhone consume you. You did!
09:23
Or should i say, failed the test.
09:30
Wow. So you can even clap
your hands while wearing the GlovePhone?
09:32
Because I had read we weren’t gonna be able
to do that until they released the GlovePhone 2.0.
09:37
Oh no, you can’t.
09:41
Oh, no.
09:43
You broke it.
09:45
Aw, man! My butler's
butler waited in line for this forever!
09:48
So after all that, nobody has a
GlovePhone! That’s insane!
09:53
This is Night Hawk. Over.
I think the lesson to be gleaned from all this is,
09:58
that things are fun
to have, but what really matters in life
10:02
are ----the people---and the
friendships
10:06
Hank, what’s that?
Night Hawk, you’re breaking up. Repeat,
10:07
I repeat.
Night Hawk. Repeat.
10:12
Ha! It looks like
nobody’s technology is behaving today!
10:15
You called the cops?!
10:20
I would call them and tell them not to come,
but i dont have my GlovePhone. Somebody broke it.
10:22
Nobody listens to Potato One….
10:30
...You can live without the pickles...
10:33
He's living in our midst.
A pingpong wizard. This is my garage.
10:36
Ha ha! Missed again, noodle arm!
11:07
Can you guys keep it down?
11:10
Yeah, we’re trying to finish
Biceptor, our arm-wrestling robot.
11:12
Sorry. We’re playing slingshot tag, and Ginger is “it.”
11:15
I'm throwing it now!
11:19
Oo, you almost got me there, shortstack!
11:22
He didn’t really almost get me. I’m teasing him. Wink.
11:25
Hank, if you’re trying to whisper,
you can’t just put your hand near your mouth.
11:31
You actually have to lower your voice like this.
11:34
Aww, how adorable.
Little fella doesn’t even understand how to whi...
11:38
Ah-ha-ha! You’re “it.”
11:47
Hank! Hank! Wake up!
12:06
I was having a dream
that we were living in a 3-D cartoon...
12:10
Hah imagine us living in a cartoon.
12:14
Wow!
12:19
Oopsie!
12:21
Sorry. I'll put that right there...
12:22
Okay, I see what I did, I see what I did.
12:26
No-no-no-no!
12:28
Finally, we can play some ping-pong! I’m first!
12:31
No way! Ping-pong is forbidden in this garage.
12:34
Aw!
12:37
This table has a long and troubled history...
12:38
Yeah. You’re probably too young to
remember, little guy.
12:41
Well, I remember.
I remember...like it was yesterday...
12:44
- And, uh... - Should something be happening?
12:52
- Shh. - We're waiting for a flashback.
12:55
Oh
12:57
Yesterday!
12:58
THREE YEARS EARLIER
12:58
Can you please stop that? We need
to finish the watermelon launcher.
13:02
Hey Ben, you think I could pogo over the moon?
13:06
Tom, Tom focus. Launching watermelons
across football fields is serious business.
13:10
Are you even listening to yourself?
13:17
If we don’t win the watermelon-launching contest
13:18
and the cash prize that
comes with it, we’ll have to shut down the company.
13:21
Lighten up, man! You’re stressing
yourself out. You need to relax
13:26
and have a little fun. That’s why I got us a...
13:32
Ping-pong table!
13:35
Hey, Hank. Do you think
maybe you could use two hands?
13:37
Angela, then where would I
put my ice cream cone? On my head?
13:40
Good point.
13:44
Okay. Let's go.
13:50
Ben, you're up first.
13:53
Absolutely not. We need to work.
13:55
Oh come on, Ben. You know how the song goes.
13:58
Physical activity increases productivity
and ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Poing.
14:01
Who says that?
14:06
Everyone! Scientists,
brain experts, ping-pong...ologists...
14:07
I don't know.
14:13
This. Is. Awesome!
14:18
Told you! It’s nice to see you finally relax. Oh my... what?
14:22
Game.
14:27
Okay, well now that we’ve had a little fun, we
can all get back to work on the watermelon launcher.
14:28
My turn!
14:32
I’ll play Angela!
14:33
Actually, the official rule of the garage is
14:34
“winner stays on,” so you have to play me.
14:37
Come on, Ben. We have to get back to work.
14:40
“If we don’t win the contest
and the cash prize that comes with it,
14:44
we’ll have to shut down
the company.” That was you, right?
14:47
I mean, that was a spot on impression of you.
14:50
“Winner stays on” is the most
sacred rule in the unofficial ping-
14:52
pong rule book. And I refuse to break it.
14:55
What have I done?
14:58
Step up, junior!
14:59
Ben!
15:00
Thank you. Okay!
15:01
- Woo hoo. - Yeah.
15:05
Ever since I was a young girl,
I thought my game was strong.
15:10
But then I met
a master, and oh baby, I was wrong. If you have
15:13
to play him, you won’t be
out there long...That nerdy tech geek...
15:17
SURE PLAYS A MEAN PING-PONG!
15:24
... He’s a ping-pong wizard,
and he’s living in our midst!
15:28
A ping-pong wizard. Actually... actually exists.
15:36
Ah, Ben is unstoppable.
15:52
If someone doesn’t beat him in ping-pong and soon,
15:54
we’re never going to finish
our watermelon launcher in time.
15:57
This is just like the episode of
“Alpha Squadron Explosion Go!”
15:59
where Hitoshi has to battle
the two-headed samurai ghost.
16:02
You know sometimes I think
you make up these TV shows.
16:06
That sounds like something
a samurai ghost would say.
16:08
Where are you hiding your
laser sword... Tom-San?
16:12
Wait! I know someone who can beat Ben.
16:16
You don’t mean...
16:17
Hitoshi?
16:18
What? No, Hank.
I mean someone who lives right by us...
16:19
someone who’s a lord of sorts... a lord...
16:25
...of the land!
16:30
I’m talking about the Landlord.
16:33
The Landlord? I don’t know…
I mean, look at us. We’re mere land-commoners.
16:36
Relax, I'll ask him. He’s not my landlord.
16:41
Hi, Tom’s landlord.
16:52
Oh... it’s you...
16:54
Greetings, fair and noble Landlord.
Our friend, Angela hath a request of thee.
16:56
Okay, we tried.
17:02
Oh come on, we can’t give up yet.
17:03
Hey, listen. We need your help!
We know you’re a former ping-pong champion!
17:06
You stumbled on my
little secret... But how?
17:12
Well, the door knocker
is shaped like a ping-pong paddle.
17:17
Oh, right, yes.
17:20
And also there’s a sign in the driveway
that says “Parking Reserved for Ping Pong Champions.”
17:21
Okay, fine-fine-fine, yes.
17:26
The giant pile of
ping-pong trophies in your yard.
17:28
Also you’re holding a ping-pong paddle.
17:31
My pong-ping days are over.
17:35
Please. Look we wouldn’t
ask unless it was really important.
17:37
Someone must defeat Ben, so we
can get back to work on our watermelon launcher.
17:42
Enough. Go away.
17:46
Boy! He sure loves slamming that door.
17:48
Ben! What the heck’s going on?
17:54
Get out of here, Tom.
I've told you before - this is no place for you!
17:56
I can’t believe this! Not only are
you sacrificing the future of our company
18:01
for your ping-pong obsession -
but now you’ve filled our garage with “pong scum!”
18:06
Ah!
18:11
Oh, you know it's true.
18:12
Winner stays on! That’s the rule!
You had your chance to beat me and you failed!
18:13
So I - the winner - stay on.
18:20
This is my garage. And I won’t have it filled
18:27
with low-life pong-ping hustlers.
18:30
Ohh
18:33
So, the rumors are true…
18:34
Looks like you’re ready
for your reckoning, old man...
18:38
Oh, I’m ready... to knock you off your “pong-estal!”
18:43
On pong!
18:49
The spin...first the spin
18:54
There we go.
18:59
So it all comes down to this... Match point.
19:05
Bring it!
19:11
Up your face!
19:13
Yes! Champion!
19:29
You did it! I knew you could do it! King Pong!
19:33
Hehehe. Yes. Don’t touch me.
19:36
Alright, show's over.
19:40
Come on, you don't have to
go home, but you can't stay here.
19:42
Shoo! Shoo scum! Get out of here!
19:45
Ah... Well, good game, Ben.
19:50
What happened? What time is it?
19:55
10:30
19:57
Ah, phew. If we work all night,
we can still finish the watermelon launcher.
19:58
Now you’re talking!
20:03
And that, Ginger, is why this
ping-pong table is now used exclusively as a desk.
20:07
What happened with the watermelon launch?
20:13
We won, of course.
20:16
Using the rocket-powered
slingshot you’re holding now...
20:18
Wow!
20:22
Whoa!
20:25
Ginger!
20:26
Sorry, Hank - not sorry.
20:27
Since that day, we vowed
to focus on work and not let anything distract us.
20:32
That reminds me, we have to finish Biceptor.
20:36
The fate of our company
rests on winning the robo-lympics.
20:38
Foosball Express!
I’ve got a delivery. It’s a foosball table.
20:44
Yeah, thanks. We got that
when you said “Foosball Express.”
20:49
We didn’t order a foosball table.
20:52
Well, I’m not hauling this thing
back to the warehouse. I mean,
20:54
what do I look like,
some kind of delivery man?
20:56
Yeah, you do.
20:59
Whatever you say, lady.
21:01
Cuckoo-cuckoo!
21:02
What are we supposed
to do with the foosball table?
21:05
I mean, the robo-lympics start
in eight hours. We can’t waste time playing.
21:08
Game on.
21:13
Oh, great!
21:16
I don’t know how to solve this problem.
21:18
But I do.
21:21
Don't worry Ben, it's an easy five minute procedure.
21:25
I can do this. I am an internet doctor.
21:28
Okay, I provided the flash of inspiration.
21:52
Now I’m stuck with three hard days of programming.
21:54
Teamwork!
21:57
Don’t touch me!
21:59
Okay. What are you doing?
22:08
What? The TV’s broken so I
came over here to watch your TV.
22:09
What do you call this show,
Numbers, Numbers, Numbers?
22:12
Alright. Until I have time to fix your TV,
you can watch stuff online.
22:19
Ooh! Watching stuff online!
That’s right! That is popular!
22:25
It’s revolutionizing viewing habits. Thanks, Ben.
22:28
Now please stop bothering us!
22:31
Yeah! We’re trying to work!
What flavor are these?
22:35
Now, which of my favorite TV
shows should I search for?
22:52
Ooh, how about... That’s Not My Lunch?
22:56
That schoolboy always has the wrong lunch.
23:00
- Oops!
- Attention! Click here!
23:02
This could be the most
important link you’ll ever click!
23:05
Pfft, yeah right. I’m not falling for that.
23:08
Not falling for that? Excellent.
23:12
But nothing you do will ever be more
life-changing than clicking this link!
23:14
Nice try. But I don’t think so.
23:19
Congratulations! By not clicking the first
two ads, you’ve proven you’re smart.
23:22
Click here and your mother
will always be proud of you!
23:27
It’s true, dear! I will be so proud if you
click and so disappointed if you don’t.
23:31
Mom?
23:37
Ooh, spooky!
23:40
Oh, hello. So you want to be a doctor. And
maybe even a renowned Internet doctor like myself.
23:42
But do you think you have what it takes?
23:49
Pop quiz. Question number one: What
organ of the body pumps blood?
23:52
A: The heart. B: A shoe. Or C: Count Dracula.
23:56
Ooh! I know that one. Click.
24:01
You clicked A: The heart. Very good!
24:04
Question number 2: Do you or one
of your roommates have a major credit card?
24:07
Hmm. Ooh! Uh-huh!
24:12
Congratulations! You have been
accepted to Dr. Internet Doctor’s
24:14
Online Medical School! And as a special
promotion: your first two classes are free!
24:18
Free, free, free...
24:24
Guys, you won’t believe this!
24:27
Free classes not actually free, failure
to pay will result in demand for payment,
24:29
All sales final, free parking with validation,
24:31
dry clean only, do not dry clean,
24:32
2 shows nightly, 2 drink minimum, batteries not included,
24:33
As seen on TV, copyright 2004,
24:35
Wi-Fi not included, some assembly
required, money, money, money,
24:37
money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money...
24:38
You could never be a doctor, Hank.
24:42
Looks like this young man needs a lollipop.
24:44
Wow, thanks, Dr. Hank! I had
a disease where I needed a lollipop
24:47
and then you gave me a lollipop.
And now I have a lollipop
24:51
and I am cured. So thanks, bye.
24:55
See, that’s what doctors do.
We hand out lollipops.
24:58
Now, who wants to be my first practice patient?
25:01
- Yeah, no.
- No.
25:03
Okay, one question, Doctor, if we
refuse to be a practice patient, will you
25:05
harangue us day and night until we agree?
25:09
Yeah. That could work.
25:12
Aaaaaaaaah.
25:15
Angela, here’s my diagnosis.
Your mouth is very... very...
25:19
dark!
25:25
You were able to figure that out after
one day in online medical school? Wow.
25:26
I know, right? Have a lollipop.
25:31
Whatever you say, Doctor.
25:33
Tell me, have you had any recent aches or pains?
25:37
Well, when you called me in here for
a check-up, that was kind of a pain. In the neck.
25:40
Ha ha ha. Very funny, Tom. But the
doctor’s office is no place for jokes.
25:45
Yeah, there’s pretty much no doctor jokes at all.
25:49
- Yeah, have a lollipop and get out.
- Whatever.
25:53
Well, Ben, you definitely have a wrist.
26:00
Is this going to take long?
I was kind of in the middle…
26:02
Uh-oh.
26:07
What? I coughed. It’s nothing. Is it?
26:08
U-uh, I don’t know. I watch a lot of TV
and when someone coughs in the
26:11
first part of a show, it’s never
nothing. I better consult my
26:16
medical school textbook... It’s digital.
26:19
Uh-oh.
26:23
Oh, that’s not good.
26:27
What? What is it?
26:28
Oh, nothing. This thing’s almost out of batteries.
26:30
Hm, let me ask you this. Do you ever feel tired?
26:33
Ha! My mind is always alert, so I would say - never.
26:37
Sometimes.
26:44
Have you ever had a runny nose?
26:45
I have one right now.
26:50
Have you ever had an upset stomach?
26:52
Did you hear that?
26:56
Okay-okay, there’s nothing to worry about
probably, as long as your left hand doesn’t itch.
26:59
How much of an itch?
27:06
Well, it says here the itch would
be barely noticeable at first,
27:09
but the more you think
about it, the more it itches.
27:13
That’s exactly what’s happening right now.
27:15
Ben, I can’t even say what this is.
27:19
Why?! Because it’s that bad?
27:22
No, because it’s really hard to pronounce.
But this condition is not good.
27:24
Give it to me straight, Doc.
27:28
Well, there’s a fifty-percent
chance it’s nothing. But there’s
27:30
a sixty-percent chance that you’re in bad shape.
27:33
I need to do some research. Have these.
27:38
Normal? This stupid thing is
obviously not working! I’m burning up.
27:46
Hey, Ben. I just passed by your
work station, and I noticed that there
27:51
was a station there, but no work.
27:55
Sorry, Tom. I can’t work.
I have to take a sick day.
27:58
Okay, well that was real.
But Ben, you’re not sick.
28:06
It’s all in your head. Hank doesn’t
know what he’s talking about.
28:09
Excuse me, Tom. One of us was
accepted into online medical school!
28:11
So please leave me to my patient.
28:16
Yeah! Visiting hours are over, Sir!
28:17
Ben, your illness is definitely
what I suspected. And it’s… scary.
28:21
Oh no! How scary?
28:26
Well, I’ve been kind of a doctor for
almost two days and I’ve never seen
28:28
anything this serious. Ben, I’m afraid
you’re going to need sugary... Surgery.
28:32
This confirms what I feared all along.
28:38
Well, confirming fears is the
number one job of the doctor.
28:41
Maybe I should get a second opinion.
28:44
Okay, I’ll give you one. In my opinion
ice cream is more delicious than frozen yogurt...
28:46
But back to your condition - if you don’t
get the surgery, can I have your stuff?
28:51
When can you fit me into your schedule, Doctor?
No, wait, what if I try alternative medicine?
28:55
Listen, Ben, you don’t need
surgery. You just need to relax.
29:05
Here, breathe in some of this incense.
29:11
Can’t breathe! Need air!
29:16
Here’s what we’re going to do.
I’m going to send you healing energy,
29:18
heart-to-heart, until you’re feeling better.
29:22
Now, are you ready for your hug?
29:28
Hug? No! No hugging! I want the surgery!
29:33
Don’t worry, Ben. It’s an easy five minute
procedure any doctor could do with his eyes
29:41
closed. Which is really good, because
I do not want to see anything icky.
29:46
First make an incision here, no I'm sorry, not there, over here, and then you - no not there either, eh, split the difference
29:50
Oh, that is messed up.
29:58
And it's as simple as presto magico! Oh dear, that doesn't look right
29:59
I can do this! I am an Internet doctor.
30:05
Steady. Into Benny.
30:08
- Whoa, stop.
- Thank goodness!
30:13
Ben, this is insane.
You can’t let this happen!
30:15
Tom, stop, there’s only a point zero, zero,
zero, zero, zero, zero, one percent chance
30:18
that I’ll survive this operation today.
But there’s no chance that I’ll survive the illness.
30:28
It’s simple math! I couldn’t
possibly get up if I try.
30:34
Guys, no more talking! We have to
begin stat! That’s a medical term.
30:38
Tom, you can’t just stand there. Do something.
30:43
Ah! Fine! You know what? If you’re
so sick, then I guess I’ll have to go
30:46
to your computer and touch your computer
and program your computer and our app myself.
30:52
Ha, fine, what does it matter?
30:59
Gee, I hope I don’t mess up any of
your code. Oh don’t worry, I know how
31:03
this works. I take my hands, I bang it
on this computer thing and all the magic comes up.
31:08
Uh-oh, oops. Hey, Ben, is there an undo button?
31:13
Tom, don’t you dare touch my code!
31:16
Ben, I thought you were sick
and needed an operation.
31:19
Well, I’m suddenly feeling
much better. So back off!
31:23
Ben’s cured! I did it! And
I don’t even know what I did!
31:27
Wait till I tell Dr. Internet Doctor!
31:30
… and so this doctor had his very first success!
31:34
And, your last! You failed to pay
for your two free classes, so
31:38
I am forced, Hank, to kick you
out of online medical school.
31:42
Aw!
31:46
Perhaps you should try
being an Internet dentist.
31:47
Click the link at the bottom of the page now!
31:49
I don’t think so.
31:52
Ha… Well, this patient is cured.
31:54
Thanks, Doctor Ben.
31:57
You know, if you really want to be a doctor,
you could always go back to college…
31:59
Nah. This has taught me an important
lesson: Never trust a popup.
32:02
Definitely.
32:06
Besides, right now, I have a better idea...
32:07
And now back to tonight’s
episode of Hippo Hospital.
32:10
I may be a hippo, but
I follow the Hippocratic oath.
32:14
Yeah, you do!
32:18
These lollipops don’t have much flavour. Oh well…
32:20
Filthy nasty reindeer pooping on
my snowman, pooping on my snowman.
32:27
Get off the stage.
32:30
Filthy nasty reindeer, pooping on my snowman, pooping on my snowman
32:36
Get off the stage!
32:40
Aw, yeah!
32:52
It’s holly jolly time, y’all! Who’s
ready for the big Christmas concert?
32:55
Well, that’s later... But right now,
let’s get some dress-rehearsal-style
33:03
applause for Angela!
33:08
Thank you! Thank you!
33:11
Alright, guys. Here’s a Christmas song
my grandmother used to sing to me
33:13
when I was a little girl.
33:17
Now there’s just one
thing I want for Christmas.
33:20
Here’s some things I like
about Christmas… presents!
33:23
True that!
33:28
Mistletoe!
33:29
Uh-huh!
33:31
Candy canes!
33:32
Canes of candy!
33:34
But you know what
I hate about Christmas?
33:35
What's that?
33:39
Reindeer!
33:39
Reindeer?
33:40
Reindeer! Stomping on my roof!
33:41
Stomping on my roof!
33:44
Eating all my carrots!
Pooping on my snowman!
33:46
Filthy, nasty reindeer!
33:50
Get off the stage!
33:53
Oh no! Why? Is there a fire?
33:56
Your singing stinks as bad as your feet!
33:58
A heckler?! In my club?
34:03
You better show yourself
before I throw yourself.
34:05
Sorry, Angela, I feel terrible about this!
34:08
Then why are you doing the worm?
34:11
Worms can feel terrible.
34:14
Angela, why are you so
upset? It was just a heckler.
34:31
No, Tom, it was more than that.
34:35
Much more. It brought me back
to another time I was heckled...
34:38
Filthy, nasty reindeer!
34:44
Pooping on my snowman!
Pooping on my snowman!
34:46
Get off the stage!
34:48
Your singing stinks as bad as your feet!
34:51
Who would do that? Who
would heckle a sweet, little girl
34:58
singing a nice song about Christmas?
35:01
Well, all the doors were locked,
we’re the only ones here.
35:04
And I was on stage, so
you know it wasn’t me. So...
35:07
So that means the heckler is...
35:11
one of you!
35:14
Oh! That’s my new ringtone.
35:17
I for one, am shocked and appalled
that someone would heckle Angela.
35:20
Well, you shouldn’t be,
considering the heckler is... you.
35:24
Oops. Sorry.
35:31
A simple Internet search of “Tom”
and “heckler” shows that you, Tom,
35:32
received not one, not two, but three
after-school detentions for heckling.
35:37
And one of them was
at a Christmas concert!
35:43
Tom, you heckled? How could you?
35:46
That was a different time! I was
young and desperate for attention.
35:50
I never stopped talking.
I was a real blabbermouth.
35:54
Couldn’t shut me up! I would just
go on and on and on and on.
35:56
Tom!
36:01
The point is, that was a different
me. Okay? I would never heckle Angela.
36:01
I wish I could believe you.
36:06
You can! Angela, wait!
36:08
I have to find the real
heckler and clear my name!
36:12
Luckily, I know everything there is
to know about solving mysteries,
36:20
thanks to my favorite show, “Professor
Bloodhound and Constable Larry.”
36:24
You know, that show where the characters
spout British cliches to try to sound smart.
36:28
Indubitably, old chap!
36:34
Without having done any actual
detective work besides wearing this hat,
36:47
which I fancy, I can conclude, with some
degree of certainty, that the heckler is...
36:52
Ben! If that’s your real name...
36:58
You have no idea
what you’re doing, do you?
37:01
I’ll ask the questions here!
37:03
Yes, Professor Bloodhound
will ask the questions!
37:06
Ben, is it or is it not true that you
recently developed an app called...
37:08
The Hecklematic?!
37:15
The worm hath turned!
37:17
Well, yes I did, but...
37:18
And what does the app do?
37:21
Well, it heckles.
37:23
Ah-ha! I mean “ah-haa” (British).
37:24
Crumpets!
37:28
It wasn’t me! I only made that app
to train myself to deal with hecklers
37:29
while I’m doing stand-up.
Look, see, okay, here.
37:33
Why do magnets win beauty pageants?
Because they’re so...
37:38
attractive!
37:44
Boo! Your comedy is terrible! Boo!
Get a real job! You’re awful!
37:45
Ginger... that was a heckle!
37:51
Oops!
37:55
What? Oh, you think I’m the one
who heckled Angela?
37:56
Well, you do enjoy heckling.
37:59
Right, Inspector Bloodhound-Tom?
38:01
Ginger, of course! It’s so obvious, it hurts!
38:03
It wasn’t me! I’ll prove it to you.
38:07
Hank, let me ask you
something: you sleepwalk, right?
38:10
Sure, every night.
38:14
And while sleepwalking, you scream
at anyone who crosses your path...
38:15
Of course...
38:20
And what was your favorite
part of Angela’s performance?
38:21
I don’t know. I fell asleep. Oh, crumpets.
38:23
Ah! This is ridiculous. Tom, your
investigation hasn’t proven anything.
38:29
And you’re the only one who’s
ever heckled at a Christmas show.
38:34
So as far as I’m concerned, you’re guilty.
38:36
Please, Angela, you’ve got to
believe me! I’d never heckle you!
38:39
Guilty!
38:44
Angela’s honestly like the single
most amazing person I’ve ever met...
38:46
If she think’s I’m the heckler, she’ll never fall
38:51
You think I'm in love
with Angela? Oh, come on!
38:55
Okay, righto… Ah... Look, I know
we’re stumped, but I promise,
38:59
we’re going to find
this heckler... somehow.
39:05
Hey, whenever Professor
Bloodhound’s stumped, he and
39:08
Constable Larry always do two
things: have a spot of tea and then
39:10
return to the scene of the crime...
39:15
Oh, that’s dreadfully good!
39:19
As a servant of the Crown, I
demand to see the security footage
39:26
from Angela’s rehearsal!
39:29
Aw, yeah! Follow me!
39:32
Uh-huh. Zoom in there, if you please!
39:36
Zoom that in. Enhance!
39:39
Make it so.
39:41
Ah-ha! Hank, I’ve got a feeling
I know who our heckler is...
39:43
Jolly good work, Inspector!
39:49
Boo-ya!
39:51
Look at him! He's doing the running bloke.
39:53
Yeah. I have a different
dance for every mood!
39:55
Right now I’m surprised
and kinda hungry!
39:58
I’ve gathered you all here
at the scene of the crime,
40:04
so that I can reveal not only
who heckled Angela tonight,
40:07
but who heckled her way back when
in kindergarten... because you see
40:12
the two hecklers in question
are in fact one and the same.
40:18
Oops, sorry, I’ll put it on vibrate.
40:25
And these bikkies, which I believe
you call cookies will prove it!
40:30
Wait! Who’s that?!
40:37
Hold it right there!
40:39
Okey-dokey.
40:41
Ah-ha! I knew it! Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you... your heckler!
40:42
Santa?!
40:49
Ho-ho-ho-ho. Guilty as charged.
40:50
I knew it. I mean like
I didn’t know it but I like knew it.
40:52
What?! Santa, why would you heckle Angela?
40:55
Have you ever really listened to
the lyrics in her Christmas song?
40:58
Filthy nasty reindeer pooping
on my snowman, pooping on my...
41:03
Okay, I guess, you know maybe
out of context, those lyrics could
41:09
sound a bit anti-reindeer. I’m sorry.
41:13
Wait, Tom. How did you know it was Santa?
41:17
Well, think about it. All the doors
were locked, which means the heckler
41:21
had to find another way
into the club, like a chimney.
41:25
Oh! There’s a chimney right there!
41:28
Right. Stay with me, buddy.
41:31
But what about the robot voice?
41:32
You mean this voice?
41:34
Ho-ho! Just a gadget that
the elves made for me.
41:37
I’m sorry I heckled you, Angela.
41:41
The important thing here is that
we solved the mystery
41:44
and now we know for sure that
I’d never-ever-ever-ever do
41:47
anything to hurt Angela’s feelings. Ever…
41:52
Good. Now do you think you
can still play the Christmas concert?
41:57
Let me tell you about the
dopest Christmas I ever had!
42:01
Getting heckled by Claus,
42:07
So... it’s Christmas Eve, bro.
You going to tell her how you feel?
42:10
Whaaat? I mean, I think she’s,
uh, super swell and an upstanding citizen, but-
42:14
Tom, I’m Santa Claus.
42:21
I know when you’re sleeping,
I know when you’re awake,
42:23
and I know when you’re lying.
42:25
No… eh, no. No.
42:28
Oh hey Angela, hi!
42:31
I’m so psyched I can perform again!
And it’s all thanks to you, Tom.
42:33
I got you a little something.
42:40
You did? You didn’t have to do that.
42:43
And I think it really sums up how
much you mean to me… Oh, gotta go.
42:46
Oh! “Just Friends Forever...”
42:54
Huh. Well, the “just” part
seems a bit unnecessary...
42:57
Get some of that funky you, yo!
43:02
Reindeer stomping on my roof, stomping
on my roof, eating all my carrots
43:14
pooping on my snowman,
pooping on my snowman.
43:21
Filthy nasty reindeer
pooping on my snowman.
43:27
歌词与翻译
[中文]
- 这是一个超酷的铃声。
-我知道。不是吗？
是的！我们是下一个！
终于！我们一直站在
这条线永远。
我的膝盖
锁定到位。听。
我们都做了
牺牲。但这是值得的，
，因为两天后
经过三个晚上的等待，
我们是第一批
世界上的人们拥有
最伟大的科技产品
今年以来的所有时间。手套电话。
是的！手套电话！
什么是手套手机？
这是最新的可穿戴设备
技术。一半是手套，一半是手机。
所有手套手机。
我相信几年后
现在，所有的衣服都将是电脑。
真的吗？电脑服？伟大的。
和我的计算器耳环搭配起来很完美。
抱歉大家，这只是
在 GlovePhone 上。我们都没有手套手机了。
你得再回来一次。
什么？！哈？！
但是……不……我们已经在这里等了好几天了。
这就是精神。嘿嘿，别想了
这是因为购买 GlovePhone 失败。
将其视为
成功地排了很长时间的队。
但我们是下一个。
看，我制作了自己的 GlovePhone。
看，你可以像这样把你的照片放在上面。
您甚至可以将它们发布到
社交媒体！如果社交媒体是冰箱。
你能得到三倍吗
那东西上有百万像素的掌上显示屏吗？
我不知道这意味着什么
因为真正的 GlovePhone 可以！
如果它坏了，你就得付费！
大家冷静一下。很难，我
知道。但我们可以渡过难关。
我怎样才能留在
尖端技术
如果我没有
技术最前沿？！
我不知道！我试图成为
对我们俩来说都很坚强！啊！这太难了。
有人说“GlovePhone”吗？
是的，我想在最后
一分钟左右有人这样做了，是的，为什么？
因为我可以发誓我听到了
手套电话。或者也许我只是...
看着我的手！
什么？！你是怎么得到的？
我父母花钱请人排队。
你认识一些笨蛋吗
等了三天才等到其中一个？
哇...噗。真是一群笨蛋啊。
我知道，对吧？你们中的一个给我发短信！
手控运动传感器。
超级直观。
就像，这就是我的手
自然无论如何都想做。
如果我想打开天气应用程序，我只需这样做...
来吧！我拥有你！
多云。看。
让我试试。我想看看是否
拇指传感器和我听说的一样舒适。
如果你认为我会让
你使用我的 GlovePhone，
我会要求你“与手交谈”。
“对手说话！”这就是
GlovePhone 的口号！所有的广告里都有。
与手对话。
啊啊！这是多么好的口号啊！
来吧，金杰。我们是你的
朋友们！让我们试试 GlovePhone！
呃，我不知道。
我来这里只是为了幸灾乐祸。
来吧，一定有什么事情
我们可以锻炼！只要说出它的名字就可以了。
好的。这是交易。我们拍摄
这个超级甜蜜的功夫视频给你，
作为交换，你让我们
使用手套电话！交易？
我会考虑一下！
哈！劈！劈！功夫后空翻！
好的，编辑一下，这样看起来就像我做了一个
很酷的后空翻。并让我着火。
我想，如果有足够的时间，我可以尝试...
哦，你可以尝试吗？我想我会尝试
想到什么时候我可以让你使用GlovePhone。
坚持住，金杰！谁说试试？否
一个说尝试一下。本会加火，
如果我加入会怎样
有什么可以让交易变得更甜蜜吗？
我的秘密藏品
电视收藏品？但这是秘密！
来吧，汉克。在这里帮助我们。
好吧，如果这很重要的话。但是
小心点，里面有很值钱的东西！
那张餐巾的颜色与
他们在“英国派对大厦”中使用了这一点。
真是一场表演。
我猜这是相当令人印象深刻的藏品。
令人印象深刻，足以获得
看看那个手套手机？
禁止触摸！
就停在那里。如果什么...
你想让我打电话给我的
音乐行业的联系人
并让 Ginger 坐在前排
青少年浪漫音乐节的座位？
很难相信我们只是
这样做是出于我们内心的善良吗？
哎呀，我的 GlovePhone 正在接到一个电话。
我会在大厅拿的。请原谅。
这是姜。用手说话！
你看到了吗？
你只是这样做吗
这样你就可以使用 Ginger 的 GlovePhone 了？
啥啊？这太疯狂了。
你在说什么？是的。是的，我们是。
看，我明白了。但你不能
只要帮姜一百万个忙，你就可以使用它了。
我们不会为 Ginger 提供一百万个恩惠。
我们只是为他做一件...复杂的事情。
我的意思是它在哪里结束。
想一想。如果你得到这张票，
你就欠我一个人情了。
难道你没看到吗，你正掉进人情的黑洞里！
这是一个虫洞黑洞吗？
黑洞？
这不是那些危险的科学事物之一吗？
安吉拉是对的...
GlovePhone 不值得。
也许不是。但你知道
还有什么他们说不值得的？
寻找世界上第一块恐龙骨头。
爬到月球顶部。
航行到珠穆朗玛峰！
我的意思是，每个人都说
那些人都疯了。
他们说他们应该
坐在家里，抖松枕头。
但他们展示了它们！
我们也会向他们展示！
因为我们要得到那个手套手机！
好吧，所以这没有成功
太棒了。但毕竟我们为 Ginger 做了这么多，
他欠我们那部 GlovePhone。
如果他不打算把它给我们。
我们必须接受它。
土豆一号，
这是狂野强盗。快来土豆一号吧
我看到你了，汤姆。
你的意思是，“我看到你了，Wild Bandit。”超过。
无论如何。根据记录，我是
仍然反对潜入
Ginger 的房子并偷走 GlovePhone。
结束。
结束。
这不是偷窃。
我们不问就直接接受。
他欠我们的。
结束。
我不知道，感觉不对。
是时候思考正确与否
当我戴上这顶超酷的黑帽子时，错误就结束了。
现在帽子戴上了，
我们正在这样做。
好的。当然，我们就这么做吧。
结束。
结束。
那么，了望台就位了吗？
罗杰·黑帽。
我可以看到该地区的景色。
有什么我需要知道的吗？超过。
嗯，有一只松鼠
在我左边的树上。
地上有两朵花
在我下面。附近没有岩石。
重复。附近没有岩石。等等我看到一个。
继续往里面走，你应该在一个大走廊里。
您想留在左侧。
左……右……前进……对，右，应该是这样。
超越你面前的那扇门
是我们确定最有可能
放置 GlovePhone 的房间！
你看到了吗？
不，我在一个空房间里。但是，
地板中间有一个公文包。
这听起来不对。我的
研究并未表明任何以公文包为主题的
充电设备
对于 GlovePhone...
这只是 Ginger 的照片
伸出舌头。
就像他在取笑
某人或某事。
这是一个陷阱！狂野强盗，滚出去！
非常好。
哦金杰。
您已通过测试。
测试？
友谊的考验，汤姆。
测试看看你是否会因为我有一个事实而让你的
嫉妒
手套手机会消耗你。你做到了！
或者我应该说，测试失败了。
哇。所以你甚至可以鼓掌
戴着 GlovePhone 时你的手吗？
因为我读过我们无法
直到他们发布了 GlovePhone 2.0。
哦不，你不能。
哦，不。
你把它弄坏了。
噢，伙计！我的管家
管家为此永远排队！
所以毕竟，没有人拥有
手套电话！太疯狂了！
这是夜鹰。超过。
我认为从这一切中得到的教训是，
事情很有趣
拥有，但生活中真正重要的
是——人——以及
友谊
汉克，那是什么？
夜鹰，你要分手了。重复，
我重复。
夜鹰。重复。
哈！看起来像
今天没有人的技术表现良好！
你报警了？！
我会给他们打电话并告诉他们不要来，
但我没有手套手机。有人打破了它。
没有人听土豆一号……
...没有泡菜你也可以生活...
他就生活在我们中间。
乒乓球奇才。这是我的车库。
哈哈！又错过了，面条臂！
你们能小声点吗？
是的，我们正在努力完成
Biceptor，我们的扳手腕机器人。
抱歉。我们正在玩弹弓捉迷藏，而金杰就是“它”。
我现在就扔它！
哦，你差点就到了，短筹码！
他几乎没明白我的意思。我在逗他。眨眼。
汉克，如果你想小声说话，
你不能只是把手放在嘴边。
你实际上必须像这样降低你的声音。
哇哦，多可爱啊。
小家伙连怎么写都不懂……
啊哈哈哈！你就是“它”。
汉克！汉克！醒醒吧！
我做了一个梦
我们生活在 3D 卡通中...
哈想象我们生活在卡通中。
哇！
哎呀！
抱歉。我会把它放在那里...
好吧，我明白我做了什么，我明白我做了什么。
不不不不！
终于可以打乒乓球了！我是第一个！
不可能！该车库内禁止打乒乓球。
噢！
这张桌子有着悠久而麻烦的历史......
是的。你可能还太年轻
记住，小家伙。
嗯，我记得了。
我记得...就像昨天一样...
- 而且，呃... - 应该发生什么事情吗？
- 嘘。 - 我们正在等待闪回。
噢
昨天！
三年前
你能停下来吗？我们需要
完成西瓜发射器。
嘿，本，你认为我可以在月球上玩弹簧高跷吗？
汤姆，汤姆集中注意力。推出西瓜
跨越足球场是一件严肃的事情。
你有在听自己说话吗？
如果我们没有赢得西瓜发布比赛
和现金奖励
随之而来的是，我们将不得不关闭公司。
放轻松一点，伙计！你有压力
你自己出去。您需要放松
并享受一点乐趣。这就是为什么我给我们买了一张...
乒乓球桌！
嘿，汉克。你认为
也许你可以用两只手？
安吉拉，那我该去哪里
放我的蛋卷冰淇淋吗？在我头上？
好点。
好的。我们走吧。
本，你先起来。
绝对不是。我们需要工作。
哦，来吧，本。你知道这首歌是怎么唱的。
体力活动可提高工作效率
和达达达达达达达达达达达。波普。
谁说的？
大家好！科学家们，
大脑专家、乒乓球...科学家...
我不知道。
这个。是。惊人的！
告诉你了！很高兴看到你终于放松了。哦天哪...什么？
游戏。
好吧，现在我们已经玩得很开心了，我们
都可以回去继续开发西瓜发射器了。
轮到我了！
我来扮演安吉拉！
事实上，车库的官方规则是
“获胜者留下来”，所以你必须和我玩。
来吧，本。我们必须回去工作。
“如果我们没有赢得比赛
以及随之而来的现金奖励，
我们将不得不关闭
公司。”那是你，对吧？
我的意思是，这是对你的印象。
“获胜者继续”是最多的
非官方乒乓球规则手册中的神圣规则 -
乒乓球规则手册。我拒绝打破它。
我做了什么？
加油，少年！
本！
谢谢。好的！
- 呜呼。 - 是的。
从我还是个小女孩的时候起，
我认为我的比赛很强。
但后来我遇到了
大师，哦宝贝，我错了。如果你有
来扮演他，你不会
在那里很久...那个书呆子科技极客...
确实打得很厉害！
...他是一个乒乓奇才，
他就住在我们中间！
乒乓奇才。事实上……确实存在。
啊，本势不可挡。
如果有人没有在乒乓球比赛中击败他，
我们永远无法完成比赛
我们的西瓜发射器及时出现。
这就像
“阿尔法中队爆炸出发！”
仁必须战斗的地方
双头武士鬼魂。
你知道有时我想
这些电视节目都是你编的。
这听起来像是什么
武士鬼魂会说。
你把你的藏在哪里
激光剑...汤姆桑？
等等！我认识一个能打败本的人。
你不是说...
仁？
什么？不，汉克。
我的意思是住在我们旁边的人...
某种意义上的领主...
...这片土地的领主！
我说的是房东。
房东？我不知道……
我的意思是，看看我们。我们只是土地上的平民。
放心，我会问他的。他不是我的房东。
嗨，汤姆的房东。
哦...是你...
您好，公平而高贵的房东。
我们的朋友安吉拉有一个请求。
好的，我们尽力了。
哦，拜托，我们还不能放弃。
嘿，听着。我们需要您的帮助！
我们知道您是前乒乓球冠军！
你偶然发现了我的
小秘密...但是如何呢？
嗯，门环
形状像乒乓球拍。
哦，对了，是的。
车道上也有一个标志
上面写着“为乒乓球冠军预留的停车位”。
好的，很好，很好，是的。
巨大的一堆
你院子里的乒乓球奖杯。
你还拿着乒乓球拍。
我的乒乓球时代结束了。
请。看我们不会
除非真的很重要，否则就问。
必须有人打败本，所以我们
可以继续处理我们的西瓜发射器了。
够了。离开。
男孩！他确实喜欢关上那扇门。
本！到底是怎么回事？
离开这里，汤姆。
我之前就告诉过你了——这里不适合你！
我简直不敢相信！不仅是
你为了你对乒乓球的痴迷而牺牲了我们公司
的未来 -
但现在你已经把我们的车库塞满了“乒乓渣！”
啊！
哦，你知道这是真的。
获胜者继续！这就是规则！
你本来有机会打败我，但你失败了！
所以我 - 获胜者 - 继续前进。
这是我的车库。我也不会让
里充满低级的乒乓球骗子。
哦
所以，谣言是真的…
看来你已经准备好了
算了，老伙计...
哦，我准备好了...把你从“pong-estal”上敲下来！
打乒乓球！
旋转...首先是旋转
开始。
所以一切都归结为这个...赛点。
带上它！
抬起你的脸！
是的！冠军！
你做到了！我知道你能做到！乒乓球王！
呵呵。是的。别碰我。
好了，表演结束了。
来吧，你不必这样做
回家吧，但你不能留在这里。
嘘！嘘渣！离开这里！
啊...嗯，打得好，本。
发生了什么？现在是几奌？
10:30
啊，唷。如果我们通宵工作
我们仍然可以完成西瓜发射器。
现在你开始说话了！
这就是为什么，Ginger
乒乓球桌现在专门用作桌子。
西瓜发布发生了什么？
当然，我们赢了。
使用火箭动力
你现在拿着的弹弓...
哇！
哇！
姜！
抱歉，汉克 - 不抱歉。
从那天起，我们就发誓
专注于工作，不要让任何事情分散我们的注意力。
这提醒我，我们必须完成 Biceptor。
我们公司的命运
取决于赢得机器人奥运会。
桌上足球快车！
我有送货。这是一张足球桌。
是的，谢谢。我们得到了
当你说“Foosball Express”时。
我们没有订购足球桌。
好吧，我不会拖这个东西
回到仓库。我的意思是，
我看起来像什么，
某种送货员？
是的，你知道。
不管你说什么，女士。
布谷鸟！
我们应该做什么
与桌上足球有关吗？
我的意思是，机器人奥运会开始了
八小时内。我们不能浪费时间去玩。
游戏开始。
哦，太棒了！
我不知道如何解决这个问题。
但我愿意。
别担心，本，这是一个简单的五分钟程序。
我能做到。我是一名互联网医生。
好的，我提供了灵感的闪现。
现在我陷入了三天艰难的编程之中。
团队合作！
别碰我！
好的。你在干什么？
什么？电视坏了所以我
来这里看你的电视。
你怎么称呼这个节目？
数字，数字，数字？
好的。等我有时间修好你的电视之前
你可以在线观看内容。
哦！在线看东西！
这是正确的！那是流行的！
它正在彻底改变观看习惯。谢谢，本。
现在请不要再打扰我们了！
是啊！我们正在努力工作！
这些是什么味道？
现在，我最喜欢哪部电视
我应该搜索哪些节目？
哦，怎么样...那不是我的午餐？
那个男生总是吃错午餐。
- 哎呀！
- 注意力！点击这里！
这可能是最
您将点击的重要链接！
噗，是的。我不会上当的。
不相信吗？出色的。
但你所做的一切都不会比这更重要
比点击此链接更能改变生活！
不错的尝试。但我不这么认为。
恭喜！通过不点击第一个
两个广告，你已经证明你很聪明。
点击这里和你的妈妈
永远为你感到骄傲！
这是真的，亲爱的！如果你我会感到非常自豪
点击，如果不点击，我会很失望。
妈妈？
哦，太恐怖了！
哦，你好。所以你想成为一名医生。并且
甚至可能是像我这样的著名互联网医生。
但是您认为您有能力吗？
小测验。问题一：什么
身体的器官负责输送血液吗？
答：心。乙：一只鞋。或者C：德古拉伯爵。
哦！我知道那个。点击。
您点击了 A：心形。非常好！
问题 2：您或其中一个
你的室友有一张主要信用卡吗？
嗯。哦！嗯嗯！
恭喜！你已经
被互联网博士
在线医学院录取！并且作为一个特殊的
促销：前两节课免费！
免费，免费，免费...
伙计们，你不会相信这一点！
免费课程实际上并不免费，失败
付款将导致付款要求，
所有销售最终结果，经验证可免费停车，
只能干洗，不可干洗，
每晚 2 场演出，最少 2 杯饮料，不包括电池，
如电视上所示，版权所有 2004 年，
不包括 Wi-Fi，需要组装
需要，钱，钱，钱，
钱，钱，钱，钱，钱，钱，钱，钱...
你永远不可能成为一名医生，汉克。
看来这个年轻人需要一根棒棒糖。
哇，谢谢汉克博士！我有
我需要一根棒棒糖
，然后你给了我一根棒棒糖。
现在我有了一根棒棒糖
，我就痊愈了。所以谢谢，再见。
看，这就是医生所做的。
我们分发棒棒糖。
现在，谁想成为我的第一个实习病人？
- 是的，不。
- 不。
好的，有一个问题，医生，如果我们
如果你拒绝成为一名实习病人，你愿意
日夜与我们长篇大论，直到我们同意吗？
是的。那可行。
啊啊啊啊啊啊。
安吉拉，这是我的诊断。
你的嘴非常...非常...
黑！
之后您就能够弄清楚这一点
有一天在网上医学院？哇。
我知道，对吧？来一根棒棒糖吧
随你怎么说，博士。
告诉我，您最近有任何疼痛吗？
好吧，当你叫我来这里的时候
检查一下，确实有点痛苦。在脖子上。
哈哈哈。非常有趣，汤姆。但是
医生的办公室不是开玩笑的地方。
是的，几乎没有医生笑话。
- 是的，吃根棒棒糖然后出去。
- 任何。
嗯，本，你肯定有手腕。
这会花很长时间吗？
我有点处于中间……
呃哦。
什么？我咳嗽了。没什么。是吗？
呃，我不知道。我看很多电视
当有人在节目的
第一部分咳嗽时，这绝对不是
什么也没有。我最好查阅我的
医学院教科书......它是数字的。
呃哦。
哦，这不太好吧。
什么？它是什么？
哦，没什么。这东西的电池快没电了。
嗯，我问你这个问题。你是否曾感到疲倦？
哈！我的头脑总是很警觉，所以我会说——永远不会。
有时。
您曾经流鼻涕吗？
我现在就有一个。
您有过胃部不适的经历吗？
你听到了吗？
好吧好吧，没什么可担心的
可能吧，只要你的左手不痒。
有多痒？
好吧，它说这里会痒
一开始几乎不会被注意到，
但你想得越多
越说越痒。
这正是现在正在发生的情况。
Ben，我什至无法说出这是什么。
为什么？！因为有那么糟糕吗？
不，因为它真的很难发音。
但这个条件并不好。
直接告诉我吧，博士。
嗯，有百分之五十
可能没什么。但
有百分之六十的可能性您的身体状况不佳。
我需要做一些研究。有这些。
正常吗？这件蠢事就是
显然不工作！我正在燃烧。
嘿，本。我刚刚路过你的身边
工作站，我注意到
那里有一个工作站，但没有工作。
抱歉，汤姆。我无法工作。
我必须请一天病假。
好吧，那是真的。
但是本，你没有生病。
一切都在你的脑海里。汉克没有
知道他在说什么。
对不起，汤姆。我们中的一个人是
被在线医学院录取！
所以请把我留给我的病人。
是啊！探访时间结束了，先生！
Ben，你的病绝对是
我怀疑什么。这很……可怕。
哦不！有多可怕？
嗯，我已经当了一名医生了
快两天了，我从来没有见过
这么严重的事情。本，我害怕
你将需要糖……手术。
这证实了我一直担心的事情。
嗯，确认恐惧是
医生的第一工作。
也许我应该征求第二意见。
好的，我给你一个。在我看来
冰淇淋比冷冻酸奶更美味...
但回到你的情况 - 如果你不这样做
做手术吧，我可以拿你的东西吗？
医生，您什么时候可以将我安排到您的日程中？
不，等等，如果我尝试替代医学怎么办？
听着，本，你不需要
手术。你只需要放松。
在这里，吸入一些这种熏香。
无法呼吸！需要空气！
这就是我们要做的。
我将向您发送
心对心的治疗能量，直到您感觉好一些。
现在，你准备好拥抱了吗？
拥抱？不！不许拥抱！我要手术！
别担心，本。很简单的五分钟
任何医生闭着眼睛
都可以做的手术。这真的很好，因为
我不想看到任何恶心的东西。
首先在这里做一个切口，不，对不起，不是那里，在这里，然后你 - 不，也不在那里，呃，平分
哦，那是一团糟。
就像魔法急速一样简单！哦天哪，这看起来不对
我可以做到！我是一名互联网医生。
稳定。进入本尼。
- 哇哦，停下来。
-谢天谢地！
本，这太疯狂了。
你不能让这种事发生！
汤姆，停下来，只有一个点零，零，
零，零，零，零，百分之一的可能性
我今天能在这次行动中幸存下来。
但我不可能从疾病中幸存下来。
这是简单的数学！我不能
如果我尝试的话可能会站起来。
伙计们，别再说了！我们必须
开始统计！这是一个医学术语。
汤姆，你不能只是站在那里。做点什么。
啊！美好的！你知道吗？如果你是
病得很厉害，那么我想我必须去
到你的计算机并触摸你的计算机
并亲自对您的计算机和我们的应用程序进行编程。
哈，好吧，这有什么关系？
哎呀，我希望我不会搞砸任何
你的代码。哦，别担心，我知道
这是如何工作的。我握住我的手，我敲击它
在这台电脑上，所有的魔法都出现了。
呃哦，哎呀。嘿，本，有撤消按钮吗？
汤姆，你不敢碰我的代码！
本，我以为你病了
并需要进行手术。
嗯，我突然感觉
好多了。所以退后吧！
本痊愈了！我做到了！并且
我什至不知道我做了什么！
等我告诉网络医生！
...这位医生取得了他的第一次成功！
而且，这是你的最后一次！您未能付款
为了你的两门免费课程，所以
我被迫，汉克，踢你
离开在线医学院。
噢！
也许你应该尝试一下
成为一名互联网牙医。
立即点击页面底部的链接！
我不这么认为。
哈……嗯，这个病人痊愈了。
谢谢，本医生。
你知道，如果你真的想成为一名医生，
你总是可以回到大学……
不。这教会了我一个重要的
教训：永远不要相信弹出窗口。
当然。
此外，现在我有一个更好的主意...
现在回到今晚的话题
河马医院的一集。
我可能是河马，但是
我遵循希波克拉底誓言。
是的，你知道！
这些棒棒糖没有什么味道。哦，好吧……
肮脏的驯鹿在大便
我的雪人，在我的雪人身上拉屎。
下台。
肮脏恶心的驯鹿，在我的雪人身上拉屎，在我的雪人身上拉屎
下台！
噢，是啊！
现在是欢乐时光，你们大家！谁的
准备好参加大型圣诞音乐会了吗？
嗯，那是后来的事了……但现在，
让我们为安吉拉获得彩排式的
掌声！
谢谢！谢谢你！
好吧，伙计们。这是一首圣诞歌曲
当我还是个小女孩的时候，我的祖母常常给我唱歌
。
现在只有一个
圣诞节我想要的东西。
这是我喜欢的一些东西
关于圣诞节……礼物！
确实如此！
槲寄生！
嗯哼！
拐杖糖！
棒棒糖！
但你知道吗
我讨厌圣诞节？
那是什么？
驯鹿！
驯鹿？
驯鹿！踩我的屋顶！
踩我的屋顶！
吃掉我所有的胡萝卜！
在我的雪人身上拉屎！
肮脏、令人讨厌的驯鹿！
下台！
哦不！为什么？有火灾吗？
你的歌声和你的脚一样臭！
质问者？！在我的俱乐部？
你最好展示一下自己
在我投掷自己之前。
抱歉，安吉拉，我对此感到非常难过！
那你为什么要做蠕虫呢？
蠕虫会让人感觉很糟糕。
安吉拉，你为什么这样
心烦意乱？这只是一个质问者。
不，汤姆，事情不仅如此。
更多。它让我回来了
还有一次我被质问...
肮脏、令人讨厌的驯鹿！
在我的雪人身上拉屎！
在我的雪人身上拉屎！
下台！
你的歌声和你的脚一样臭！
谁会这么做？谁
会质问一个可爱的小女孩
唱一首关于圣诞节的好歌吗？
好吧，所有的门都锁上了，
我们是这里唯一的人。
我在舞台上，所以
你知道那不是我。所以...
所以这意味着质问者是...
你们中的一员！
哦！这是我的新铃声。
我个人感到震惊和震惊
有人会质问安吉拉。
嗯，你不应该这样，
考虑到质问者是……你。
哎呀。对不起。
简单的互联网搜索“Tom”
而“质问者”表明你，汤姆，
收到的不是一个，不是两个，而是三个
放学后因质问而被拘留。
其中之一是
在圣诞音乐会上！
汤姆，你质问了吗？你怎么可以？
那是一个不同的时代！我是
年轻且渴望关注。
我从来没有停止过说话。
我真是个大嘴人。
无法让我闭嘴！我只想
继续，继续，继续。
汤姆！
重点是，这是一个不同的
我。好的？我永远不会质问安吉拉。
我希望我能相信你。
你可以！安吉拉，等等！
我必须找到真正的
质问并澄清我的名字！
幸运的是，我知道一切
要了解如何解决谜题，
感谢我最喜欢的节目“教授
寻血猎犬和警员拉里。”
你知道，这显示了角色的位置
滔滔不绝地讲英国的陈词滥调，试图让自己听起来很聪明。
毫无疑问，老伙计！
没有做任何实际的事情
除了戴这顶帽子之外，我还喜欢侦探工作，
，我可以得出结论，有一些
确定程度，质问者是...
本！如果那是你的真名...
你不知道
你在做什么，是吗？
我会在这里问问题！
是的，寻血犬教授
会问问题！
Ben，你是真的还是假的？
最近开发了一款名为...
The Hecklematic？！
虫子变了！
嗯，是的，但是...
该应用程序有什么作用？
好吧，它很质问。
啊哈！我的意思是“啊哈”（英国）。
烤饼！
不是我！我只做了那个应用程序
在我表演单口相声时训练自己应对质问者
。
看，看，好吧，就在这里。
为什么磁铁能赢得选美比赛？
因为它们是如此...
有吸引力！
嘘！你的喜剧太糟糕了！嘘！
找一份真正的工作！你太糟糕了！
姜...真是一个质问！
哎呀！
什么？哦，你以为我是那个人
谁质问安吉拉？
好吧，你确实喜欢质问。
对吧，猎犬汤姆督察？
当然是姜！太明显了，好痛！
不是我！我会向你证明这一点。
汉克，我问你一下
事：你梦游吧？
当然，每天晚上。
梦游时你尖叫
对任何遇到你的人...
当然...
你最喜欢什么
安吉拉表演的一部分？
我不知道。我睡着了。哦，烤饼。
啊！这太荒谬了。汤姆，你的
调查尚未证明任何事情。
而你是唯一一个
曾经在圣诞节演出中被质问过。
所以就我而言，你是有罪的。
安吉拉，你必须这样做
相信我！我永远不会质问你！
有罪！
安吉拉真的很喜欢这首单曲
我见过的最了不起的人...
如果她认为我是质问者，她永远不会堕落
你认为我恋爱了
和安吉拉？哦，来吧！
好吧，对…啊…看，我知道
我们很困惑，但我保证，
我们会找到
这个质问者……不知何故。
嘿，每当教授
寻血猎犬被难住了，他和
警员拉里总是做两个
事情：喝点茶，然后
回到犯罪现场...
哦，那太好了！
作为国王的仆人，我
要求观看安吉拉排练的监控录像
！
噢，是啊！跟我来！
嗯。请放大那里！
放大。增强！
就这样吧。
啊哈！汉克，我有一种感觉
我知道我们的质问者是谁...
干得好，督察！
嘘！
看看他！他正在做跑步的家伙。
是的。我有一个不同的
为各种心情跳舞！
现在我很惊讶
而且有点饿！
我把你们都聚集在这里了
在犯罪现场，
这样我不仅可以揭露
今晚是谁质问安吉拉，
但谁在回来时质问她
在幼儿园...因为你看到
两个有问题的质问者
实际上是一回事。
哎呀，抱歉，我会将其设为振动。
还有这些 bikkies，我相信
你调用 cookies 就可以证明这一点！
等等！那是谁？！
就拿住吧！
好吧。
啊哈！我就知道！女士们、先生们，
我可以向您介绍...您的质问者吗！
圣诞老人？！
嗬嗬嗬。被指控有罪。
我就知道。我的意思是像
我不知道，但我喜欢知道。
什么？！圣诞老人，你为什么要质问安吉拉？
你有没有真正听过
她的圣诞歌曲中的歌词？
肮脏恶心的驯鹿大便
在我的雪人身上，在我的...
好吧，我想，你知道也许
脱离上下文，这些歌词可能
听起来有点反驯鹿。对不起。
等等，汤姆。你怎么知道那是圣诞老人？
好吧，想一想。所有的门
被锁定，这意味着质问者
必须找到另一种方法
进入俱乐部，就像烟囱一样。
哦！那里有一个烟囱！
对。留在我身边，伙计。
但是机器人声音呢？
你是说这个声音吗？
嗬嗬！只是一个小工具
精灵为我做的。
很抱歉我质问了你，安吉拉。
这里重要的是
我们解开了这个谜题
，现在我们确信
我永远不会做
任何伤害安吉拉感情的事情。曾经…
很好。现在你认为你
圣诞音乐会还能玩吗？
让我告诉你
我度过的最糟糕的圣诞节！
被克劳斯质问，
所以……今天是平安夜，兄弟。
你要告诉她你的感受吗？
什么？我的意思是，我认为她是，
呃，超级膨胀和正直的公民，但是-
汤姆，我是圣诞老人。
我知道当你睡觉时，
我知道你什么时候醒着，
，我知道你什么时候在撒谎。
不……呃，不。不。
哦嘿安吉拉，嗨！
我太兴奋了，我可以再次表演了！
这一切都归功于你，汤姆。
我给你带来了一些东西。
你做到了？你不必那样做。
我认为这确实总结了如何
你对我来说意义重大……哦，该走了。
哦！ “永远只是朋友......”
呵呵。好吧，“公正”部分
好像有点没必要……
来点时髦的吧，哟！
驯鹿在我的屋顶上跺脚，跺脚
在我的屋顶上，吃掉我所有的胡萝卜
在我的雪人身上拉屎，
在我的雪人身上拉屎。
肮脏讨厌的驯鹿
在我的雪人身上拉屎。
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重点词汇
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supercool /ˈsuːpərˌkuːl/ B1 |
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sacrifices /ˈsæk.rɪ.fɪs.ɪz/ B2 |
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gadget /ˈɡædʒ.ɪt/ B1 |
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wearable /ˈwer.ə.bl̩/ B1 |
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confident /ˈkɒn.fɪ.dənt/ B1 |
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calculator /ˈkæl.kjʊ.leɪ.tər/ A2 |
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failing /ˈfeɪ.lɪŋ/ B1 |
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succeeding /səkˈsiː.dɪŋ/ B2 |
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megapixel /ˈmeɡəˌpɪksəl/ B2 |
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calm /kɑːm/ A2 |
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cutting /ˈkʌt.ɪŋ/ B1 |
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confident /ˈkɒn.fɪ.dənt/ B1 |
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intuitive /ɪnˈtjuː.ɪ.tɪv/ B2 |
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sensors /ˈsen.sərz/ B1 |
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cozy /ˈkoʊ.zi/ A2 |
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slogan /ˈsləʊ.ɡən/ B1 |
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gloat /ɡloʊt/ B2 |
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重点语法结构
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Yes! We’re next!
➔ 使用“We're” (We are) 的缩写形式 - 表明流畅和非正式的语言。
➔ 使用缩写 **'We're'** 是口语中的常见特征，表明对语言的自然掌握。
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I know. Isn't it?
➔ 反问句（'Isn't it?'）- 用于寻求确认或同意。
➔ 反问句 **'Isn't it?'** 将陈述句转换为寻求同意的问题。这是一种微妙的方式来吸引听众。
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I’m confident that a few years from now, all clothes will be computers.
➔ 使用“will”的将来时 + “that”从句 - 表达对未来的预测。
➔ 这句话使用 **'will be'** 来对未来进行预测。**'that'** 从句介绍了预测的内容——衣服将进化成电脑。
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What’s a GlovePhone?
➔ 使用“What” + 助动词（“is”）形成疑问句 - 寻求信息。
➔ 这是一个使用“What”询问“GlovePhone”定义的直接问题。使用助动词“is”对于正确的提问形式至关重要。
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