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[中文]

现在是四点钟……玛莎阿姨应该一小时前就到了。

我快要饿死了！

呃？听听这个，帕特！一颗小行星突然改变了轨道，预计将撞击地球。

实际上，它应该在接下来的几分钟内撞击。

给我那个！

首先，它说它“可能”撞击地球——就像是我“可能”打你，但我不会。其次，

它这么大……

而且，它撞击我们任何一个人的头顶的概率是百万分之一！

明白了吗？

该喝茶了，如果她很快不来的话——那我就把她的蛋糕吃了。

小行星！啊！

那是母小行星在找她的宝宝！

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

斯坦……这里看起来不像家，也不像堪萨斯！

- 斯坦，我们在哪里？ - - 小行星穿透了地球的中心。

- 我们落在了另一边！ - - 我们在中国？

不，更像是反极。我们在出发点的极相反处。

等一下，我完全不懂你在说什么。 - 你确定这不是中国？我好想吃东坡肉！

是我！你好？帕特里克？斯坦利？哦，他们 - 在为我准备茶，真是宠我。

男孩们？你们在楼上吗？在玩毛毯游戏？

胡萝卜？但那些不是豌豆，它们看起来 - 很熟悉 - 它们是我们。

你好吗？你看起来很舒服。嘿， - 我们是亲戚吗？

我的皮肤这么光滑，还是靛蓝色的！

哈，没什么好担心的，这是一面镜子！ - 看这个... 和... 啪！

你没看到吗，斯坦，那只是我们的倒影。

我想知道我能不能让他帮我抠鼻子。 - 让我们看看。

我对这件事有种不好的预感...

斯坦，放轻松，他们在邀请我们去吃午饭！

哦，是吗？从什么时候起你会说他们的语言了？

你连英语都还没掌握好！

好吧，好吧，也许就吃个三明治。

男孩们！够了！这太无聊了！ - 出来！

斯坦利....啊啊啊啊啊.....

非常感谢，我不想显得粗鲁 - 但我能不要欧芹的吗？

别担心配菜，因为你 - 和我是主菜！

你说什么？

我说我们是配那些蔬菜的肉！

这些人费了很大劲 - 给我们准备午餐，而你只是在疑神疑鬼。

我不会需要打包，因为我在节食。

你去哪儿？

别走！你知道我有多讨厌一个人吃饭！

终于找到你了！你那只啮齿类邻居又在你的后院挖洞了。

我摔得很厉害。你需要 - 和她谈谈。

斯坦利，你看起来不舒服。你暖和吗， - 发烧了？

发烧？不，但他们正在给我们一个热烈的 - 欢迎。

我没意识到你组织了家庭聚会。 - 呃，你好！我是斯坦的阿姨玛莎，你是？

够了，下一个摸我头发的表亲 - 会被茶包砸。

嘿，你带我去哪里？谁知道我们 - 居然和这样的蓝垃圾有亲戚关系！

你们其中一人给我你的杯子，倒点 - 茶给我！

- 我两分钟后回来！ - - 两分钟？！到时候，我们都成馄饨汤了！

我明白了！你们是蓝垃圾，你们以为我是 - 你们的茶壶，但我的身材比茶壶好多了！

- 越来越热了！ - - 我的侄子们！拼盘汤！

听着，我是红茶和冰镇柴茶拿铁的女神！

别把那些苍白的野兽煮过头了，我喜欢它们搅拌，而不是摇晃。

它们好了。现在我想在那个 - 我来的那个大洞旁边野餐。

我喜欢在吃东西时往下看！

斯坦？上次我听到玛莎阿姨这样嚎叫 - 是我们用漂白剂洗了她最喜欢的内衣。

该吃午饭了。

我们现在就走... 这就是 - 路的尽头。

下次，试试煮只鸡。再见！

太可怕了！你做的蛋糕让 - 我做了个噩梦！

我也是！你的面糊里加了什么新东西？也许 - 像安眠药？

除了巧克力、面粉、鸡蛋和黄油 - 我还加了鳀鱼奶油和泡菜猪油。

- 我觉得我要吐了！ - - 什么，没有香蕉？

我忘了！为了增加风味，我加了酱油香肠和一杯磨碎的帕尔马干酪。

这是三个C - 巧克力、奶酪和香肠！

[英语]

It's 4 o'clock... Aunt Martha should have been here an hour ago

I'm starving to death!

Huh? Listen to this Pat! An asteroid suddenly changed course and is expected to strike the earth.

It's actually supposed to hit in the next few minutes.

Give me that!

First of it says it 'could' hit the earth like I 'could' hit you but I won't and second

it's this big...

and furthermore the chances of it hitting either one of us on the head would be a gazillion to one!

Understood?

It's time for tea and if she's not here soon then I'll have her cake and eat it too.

ASTEROID! AAH!!

It's the mother asteroid looking for her baby!

Aggghhhhhhhhh

Stan... This doesn't look like home or Kansas!

- Stan, so where are we? - The asteroid tore through the centre of the earth.

- We landed on the other side! - We're in China?

No, more like the anti-pole. We're at the polar opposite of where we started.

Wait, I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you sure it's not China? I'm craving Moo shu pork!

It's me! Hello? Patrick? Stanley? Oh they spoil me, preparing my tea.

Boys? You upstairs? Playing blanky-wanky?

Carrots? But those aren't peas, they look familiar - they're us.

How are you? You're easy on the eyes. Hey, are we related?

My skins so smooth and indigo!

Ha, nothing to worry about it's a mirror! Watch this... and... ta-da!

Don't you see Stan, it's only our reflections.

I wonder if I can get him to pick my nose. Let's see.

I have a bad feeling about this...

Stan relax, they're inviting us to lunch!

Oh yeah? Since when do you speak their language?

You still struggle with English!

Okay, okay, maybe just a sandwich.

Boys! Enough now! This is getting boring! Come out!

Stanley....Waaaggghhhhh.....

Thank you so much, I don't want to seem rude but can I have mine without parsley?

Don't worry about the garnish because you and I are the main course!

What did you say?

I SAID WE'RE THE MEAT THAT GOES WITH ALL THOSE VEGETABLES!

These people have gone to a lot of trouble to make us lunch and all you do is get paranoid.

I won't need a doggy bag because I'm on a diet.

Where are you going?

Don't leave! You know how I hate to eat alone!

So there you are! That rodent neighbour of yours has been digging holes in your backyard again.

I had a very nasty fall. You need to speak to her.

Stanley, you don't look well. Are you warm, feeling feverish?

Feverish? No, but they are giving us a warm welcome.

I didn't realise you organised a family gathering. Er, hello! I'm Stan's Aunt Martha and you?

Enough, the next cousin who pokes in my hair will get teabagged.

Hey, where are you taking me? Who knew we were related to such blue trash!

One of you give me your cup and pour me some tea!

- I'll be back in two minutes! - 2 minutes?! By then, we're wonton soup!

I see! You are blue trash and you think I'm your ma kettle, well I have a much better figure!

- It's getting hot! - My nephews! Pot luck soup!

Hear me, your earl grey goddess of high tea and ice cold chai lattes!

Don't overcook those pale beasts you have simmering over there. I prefer them stirred not shaken.

They're done. Now I want a picnic by that big hole I came though.

I like to look down whilst I'm chowing down!

Stan? The last time I heard Aunt Martha howl like that we used bleach on her favourite undies.

It's time for lunch.

Let's go now... it's the end of the road.

Next time, try boiling a chicken. Bye bye!

That was so scary! The cake you made gave me a nightmare!

Me too! Anything new in your batter? Maybe like, sleeping pills?

Besides chocolate, flour, eggs and butter I added cream of anchovies and pickled lard.

- I think I'm going to vomit! - What, no banana?

I forgot! For extra flavour, I added soy sausage and a cup of grated parmesan.

It's the three c-h's - chocolate, cheese and chorizo!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
starving /ˈstɑːrvɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 饥饿的 (jī'è de)
asteroid /ˈæstərɔɪd/ B2	noun - 小行星 (xiǎoxíngxīng)
chances /tʃɑːnsɪz/ A2	noun - 机会 (jīhuì)
gazillion /ɡəˈzɪljən/ B1	noun - 巨大的数字 (jùdà de shùzì)
polar /ˈpoʊlər/ B2	adjective - 极地的 (jídì de)
craving /ˈkreɪvɪŋ/ B1	noun - 渴望 (kěwàng)
spoil /spɔɪl/ A2	verb - 宠爱 (chǒng'ài)
familiar /fəˈmɪljər/ A2	adjective - 熟悉的 (shúxī de)
reflection /rɪˈflektʃən/ B1	noun - 反射 (fǎnshè)
paranoia /pærəˈnoʊiə/ C1	noun - 妄想症 (wàngxiǎngzhèng)
garnish /ˈɡɑːrnɪʃ/ B1	noun - 装饰 (zhuāngshì)
rodent /ˈroʊdənt/ B1	noun - 啮齿动物 (nièchǐ dòngwù)
feverish /ˈfiːvərɪʃ/ B2	adjective - 发烧的 (fāshāo de)
gathering /ˈɡæðərɪŋ/ A2	noun - 聚会 (jùhuì)
teabagged /ˈtiːbæɡd/ C1	verb - (俚语) 羞辱 (xiūru)
wonton /ˈwɒntɒn/ B1	noun - 馄饨 (húntun)
batter /ˈbætər/ A2	noun - 面糊 (miànhú)
anchovies /ˈæntʃəviz/ B1	noun - 凤尾鱼 (fèngwěiyú)
lard /lɑːrd/ A2	noun - 猪油 (zhūyóu)
chorizo /tʃəˈriːzoʊ/ B1	noun - 香肠 (xiāngcháng)

重点语法结构

• It's 4 o'clock... Aunt Martha should have been here an hour ago

  ➔ 情态动词表示义务/期望 (should have)

  ➔ "should have" 表示未实现的期望。 意味着玛莎阿姨应该更早到达。 结构是“情态动词 + have + 过去分词”。

• First of it says it 'could' hit the earth like I 'could' hit you but I won't

  ➔ 条件句（暗示第一条件句），情态动词表示可能性 (could)

  ➔ “could” 的使用表达了可能性。 “like I could...” 结构创建了一个比较，以说明低概率。 “but I won't” 增加了对说话者行为的进一步确定性。

• It's time for tea and if she's not here soon then I'll have her cake and eat it too.

  ➔ 第一条件句，口语习语（'have your cake and eat it too'）

  ➔ “if” 子句设置了一个条件。 “I'll have” 是表达结果的主句。 习语“have her cake and eat it too” 意味着想要享受两种相互冲突的情况的好处。

• Stan relax, they're inviting us to lunch!

  ➔ 祈使语气，现在进行时表示正在进行的动作

  ➔ “Stan relax” 是一个直接命令（祈使语气）。 “They're inviting” 使用现在进行时表示邀请正在 *现在* 进行。