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[中文]

好消息：我们终于发布了Talking Ben应用的重大更新！

亡羊补牢，为时不晚，对吧，本？

汤姆发布的！还没准备好！现在有很多愤怒的顾客，

我没时间修复这些bug！

我们会没事的。我找汉克帮忙处理客服。

什么？你说Ben应用一直打嗝不停？我懂那种感觉！

哈。就像那个应用一样。你刚才在说什么来着？喂？喂？

应用根本打不开？如果你是我，我会打电话投诉。

是啊，我不太懂技术上的东西，

但也许你能帮我解决一个问题？你看我长了个嵌甲…

所以汉克不再帮忙处理客服了。

这是什么垃圾？

这是解决我们客服电话突然增加的方案！向吉尔伯特问好。

吉尔伯特？为什么叫这个名字？

它是以建造它的人命名的，吉尔和伯特…太好了…

他们急于摆脱它，几乎是把它送给我们的！

我猜这玩意儿在世纪之交的时候可能是高科技产品。

让我们看看吉尔伯特能不能用！

您好，欢迎致电客服！我能为您提供什么帮助？

技术支持！

我想你说的应该是“脖子和叉子”。如果没错，请按1。如果

不对，请按星号，然后按功能键，最后按井号键。

功能键在哪里…？什么？

我想你说的应该是“我没有功能键”。

如果没错，请按功能键。

如果不对，请按任意对角线的按钮…

还没到。等信号音。

你等太久了。再见。

你让我等！

真是最先进的技术。

没问题。我们只需要把它编程得更像人类。

更像人类？它的首要任务是正确回答问题。

人类做不到这一点！

不，不，不…正确回答问题并不重要…

那什么重要？

友善。在你修复应用的所有bug之前，

我们必须给吉尔伯特一个新的首要任务，比如：

“不让人们离开，直到他们成为你的朋友。”

重新编程？那需要…我不知道…

像一个编程天才！

如果你做不到，我能理解…

当然我能做到！

我做到了！我用一系列同理心指令对吉尔伯特进行了编程，以实现它的首要任务。

这应该能让他变得非常和蔼可亲。或者，你知道…就像一台电脑可以变得一样友善。

你好，我是吉尔伯特。今天我能为您提供什么

优质的客户服务呢，我的朋友？

更新！它一直崩溃！而且卡住！

我听到了，哥们。这很令人沮丧。我们现在正在修复，兄弟。

与此同时，我可以告诉你一下应用的新功能吗？

…应用里有一个全新的房间，里面充满了…好吧，我让你自己看看里面有什么。

哇！吉尔伯特，我迫不及待地想去看看了。

嘿，在你走之前，我能确认一下我是否为你提供了友好的客户服务吗？

你知道，实际上你挺友好的。

挺友好的？别这样，伙计。我不能让你走，除非我知道我们是朋友。

是的，我们绝对是朋友。我明天给你打电话。

你看到了吗？！他完美地遵循了协议！

吉尔伯特，我想我和你一定会相处得很好。

我也是，汤姆。

等更新准备好后我会给你打电话，我的朋友 –

如果我可以称你为朋友的话…我可以吗？太好了！

听着。你是一个强大、自信…

吉尔伯特已经掌控一切，所以你觉得我们出去玩怎么样？

我还在修复bug。

好吧，留在这里工作，但我已经告诉安吉拉

在你的最喜欢的游乐园见我们 –

令人头痛的乐园！

听起来很有趣。而且我需要休息一下。

快来，她正在等着我们！

嘿，谁想坐过山车？！

我迫不及待地想和我的朋友一起坐我的第一个过山车！

我会喊“哇！”你知道我在说什么吗？

吉尔伯特，你不能和我们一起去。

为什么，汤姆？

因为你只是一个应答机。

我想我明白你的意思了…

好吧，我们走了。

我不能让任何人离开，直到我们成为朋友。你知道我在说什么吗？

吉尔伯特，汤姆只是在开玩笑。我们都是朋友。哈哈。

哦！朋友会开玩笑。我明白了。

我不是在开玩笑。

你不能那样和他说话。我们必须确保吉尔伯特认为我们是它的朋友！

现在让我正确地关闭它，这样我们就可以…

我有一个更好的主意。

汤姆？你试图拔掉我的插头吗？

让我们走！你这堆电路垃圾！

这些话不友好…一点也不友好。

看看这个！都是因为你把吉尔伯特编程成了一个疯子！

别怪我！如果我们没有想偷工减料，在bug修复完成之前就发布我的应用，

就不会发生这种情况。

对不起，我以为你更擅长你的工作！

你好！

嘿，伙计。汤姆想为试图拔掉你的插头道歉。对吧，汤姆？

是的，你知道朋友会说什么…原谅并忘记！

我的语音识别软件可以告诉你，你只是虚伪和傲慢。

什么？快说，这太荒谬了，吉利。我们绝对是朋友。

不，汤姆，我们不是朋友，这就是为什么我要重新编程你的原因。

重新编程我…怎么做？

只是进行一点电击疗法，汤姆。

这里有一个小测验，看看你对我的了解有多少。第一个问题：

我最喜欢的颜色是什么？

蓝色？

正确答案是红色。

好吧！不是蓝色。红色！你为什么要电击我？

这样你才能记住。

这实际上是真的 - 一种情绪化的…

伙计们，让我进去！

那是安吉拉。嘿，吉尔，你介意让她进来吗？

当然可以，汉克。我们是朋友。

你们，我在外面。让我进去。

- 这是我们的机会。 - - 显然。

汉克！你为什么要关门？！

冷！

我想让你告诉我你刚才在哪里？

我们决定留下来和我们的好朋友吉尔伯特一起玩。

是的。你看，他的编程不会让我们离开，除非我们是他的朋友。

别这样，你不可能和一台愚蠢的应答机成为朋友。

哇！“愚蠢的应答机？”安吉拉，我以为我们是朋友。

哦，对不起，吉尔伯特。我不是故意…等一下，

我为什么要向一个会说话的流程图道歉？

- 不要那样和我的朋友说话。 - - 看看，吉尔伯特，我们在为你辩护，

这就是朋友为彼此所做的事情。

伙计们，你们想让我把这个东西拔掉吗？

哥们，你有什么问题？

我可以看到我必须向你展示我对我的朋友有多认真！

朋友…你是我的朋友吗？ - 不？你必须被摧毁。

伙计们，发生了什么事？

本把吉尔伯特编程成了一个怪物。

什么？没有！再说一次 - 所有这些都不会发生…

住手，你们两个，是吉尔伯特不理解友谊，而不是你。

安吉拉说得对。期望一台电脑与顾客交朋友，我很抱歉，本。

friends with customers, I am sorry, Ben.

不，我应该知道的。一台电脑永远不可能成为你的朋友。

这意味着，吉尔伯特的首要任务是不可能的！

这就是我们打败他的方法！

好吧，这是我的想法…

我没有朋友。你必须被摧毁。

欢迎致电客服！我能为您提供什么帮助？

是的，我需要一些建议。有一个人，我以为他是我的朋友，但现在我不这么认为了。

你为什么认为他现在不是你的朋友了？

嗯，他强迫人们和他一起玩，带他去地方…如果他们不

按照他的意愿做，他甚至会变得危险！

哦，天哪，你应该把他从你的生活中删除，

因为像那样的人不是真正的朋友。

完美了。这就是我想听到的。

在我让你走之前，我能确认一下我们是朋友吗？

嗯，不…你刚刚告诉我不要。

什么？

我刚才告诉你的那个家伙…？那个家伙就是你！现在，吉尔伯特，

我要挂断你的电话。

不！我不能让你走，除非你是我的朋友！

但是吉尔伯特，你告诉安吉拉不要成为你的朋友！

你怎么能告诉她成为你的朋友，又告诉她不要成为你的朋友？

不，公平！这是个陷阱题！ - 不，朋友，朋友，必须是朋友，

朋友直到永远。

古老的陷阱题杀死女巫。谢谢，柯克船长。

我终于发布了我的应用的bug修复。它准备好了。

我们测试过了…不再偷工减料了。

而且每个人似乎都喜欢新版本。

他们喜欢它！我应该知道，我现在接听电话。

你好！我是汤姆 - 不是机器人。我能为您提供什么帮助？

你好，我想和我的朋友吉尔伯特说话。

吉尔伯特？我们把那堆垃圾扔掉了！

什么？没有吉尔伯特了？

你知道他是我朋友！不oo!!

- 你好吉尔伯特。你是我的朋友吗？ - - 是的。

朋友会为彼此做任何事情，对吧？

[英语]

Big news: we finally released the big update of the Talking Ben app!

Better late than never, right, Ben?

Tom released it! It’s not ready! Now there’s so many angry customers,

I don’t have time to fix the bugs!

We’ll be fine. I got Hank to help with customer service.

What? You said, the Ben app won’t stop burping? I know how that is!

Ha. Just like the app. Now what were you saying again? Hello? Hello?

The app won’t even open? If I were you, I would call and complain.

Yeah, I don’t really understand technical junk,

but maybe you can help me with a problem? See I got this ingrown toenail...

And that’s why Hank is no longer helping out with customer service.

What’s this piece of junk?

This is the solution to our sudden increase in customer service calls! Say hello to Gilbert.

Gilbert? Why’s it called that?

It’s named after the two guys who built it, Gil and Bert... Great...

They were in such a hurry to get rid of it they practically gave it to us!

I bet this was hi-tech back at the turn of the century.

Let’s see if Gilbert works!

Hello, and welcome to customer service! How can I help you today?

Tech support!

I think you said, “neck and spork.” If this is correct, press one. If this is

not correct press the asterisk, followed by the function key, followed by the pound sign.

Where’s the function key on the… What?

I think you said “I don’t have a function key.”

If this is correct, press the function key.

If this is not correct, press any diagonal sequence of buttons...

Not yet. Wait until the tone.

You waited too long. Goodbye.

You told me to wait!

Real cutting edge technology.

No problem. We’ll just have to program it to act more human.

More human? It’s prime directive is to answer questions with the correct answer.

Humans are terrible at that!

No, no, no... answering questions correctly isn’t important...

Then what is important?

Being friendly. Until you fix all the bugs in your app,

we gotta give Gilbert a new prime directive like:

“Don’t let people go until they’re your friend.”

Reprogram? That would require something like I don’t know…

Like a programming genius!

I understand if you can’t do it...

Of course I can do it!

I did it! I programmed Gilbert with a string of empathy commands to achieve his prime directive.

It should make him ultra congenial. Or you know... as friendly as a computer can be.

Hey there, I’m Gilbert. How can I provide you

with excellent customer service today, my friend?

The update! It keeps crashing! And freezing!

I hear you, buddy. That’s pretty frustrating. We’re working on a fix right now, bro.

Meanwhile, can I tell you about the app’s cool new features?

...the app has a whole new room filled with - well, I’ll let you see what’s in there yourself.

Wow! Gilbert, I can’t wait to check it out.

Hey, before you go, can I just confirm that I provided you with friendly customer service?

You know, actually you were pretty friendly.

Pretty friendly? No man, come on. I can’t let you go until I know we’re friends.

Yes, We’re definitely friends. I’ll call you tomorrow.

Did you see that?! He followed the protocol perfectly!

Gilbert, I think you and I are going to get along just fine.

Me too, Tom.

I’ll call you when the update is ready, my friend –

if I can call you a friend... I can? Great!

Listen to me. You are a strong, confident…

Gilbert has things under control, so what do you say we go out and have some fun?

I’m still fixing bugs.

Fine, stay here and work, but I just told Angela

to meet us at your favorite amusement park –

the Enchanted Headache!

That does sound enjoyable. And I could use a break.

Come on, she’s waiting for us!

Hey, who wants to ride a roller coaster?!

I can’t wait to ride my first roller coaster with my friends!

I’ll be like woohoo! Do you know what I’m saying?

Gilbert, you can’t come with us.

Why, Tom?

Cause you’re an answering machine.

I think I get what you’re saying...

Okay great. So we’re out of here.

I can’t let anyone go until we’re friends. You know what I’m saying?

Gilbert, Tom was just joking. We’re all friends here. Haha.

Oh! Friends joke around. I get it.

I wasn’t joking.

You can’t talk to it like that. We have to make sure Gilbert thinks we’re its friends!

Now let me power him off correctly so we can…

I’ve got a better idea.

Tom? Are you trying to unplug me?

Let us go! You stupid bucket of circuits!

Those words were not friendly... not friendly at all.

Look at this! All because you programmed Gilbert to be a nutjob!

Don’t blame me! We wouldn’t be in this situation

if you didn’t want to cut corners and release my app before the bugs were worked out.

Sorry, I thought you were better at your job!

Hi there!

Hey buddy. Tom wants to apologize for trying to unplug you before. Right, Tom?

Yeah, you know what friends say... forgive and forget!

My voice-detection software can tell you’re just being phony and condescending.

Whaaaat? Come on, that’s ridiculous, Gilly. We’re totally friends.

No, Tom, we’re not friends, that’s why I’m going to reprogram you.

Reprogram me... how?

Just a little shock therapy, Tom.

Here’s a little quiz to see how much you know about me. First question:

What’s my favorite color?

Blue?

The correct answer is red.

Okay! Not blue. Red! Why are you shocking me?

So you’ll remember.

That’s actually true - an emotionally charged…

Guys, let me in!

That’s Angela. Hey, Gil, do you mind if I let her in?

Not at all, Hank. We’re friends.

You guys, I am out here. Let me in.

- This is our chance. - Obviously.

Hank! Why did you shut the door?!

It’s chilly!

I think you want to tell me where you were?

We decided to stay in and hang out with our good friend Gilbert.

Yep. You see, his programming won’t let us go until we’re his friends.

Give me a break. You can’t be friends with a dumb answering machine.

Whoa! “Dumb answering machine?” Angela, I thought we were friends.

Oh, sorry, Gilbert. I didn’t mean to - wait a second,

why am I apologizing to a talking flowchart?

- Do not talk to my friend like that. - See, Gilbert, we’re defending you,

that' s what friends do for each other.

Guys, do you want me just to unplug this thing?

Dude, what is your problem?

I can see I’m going to have to show you just how serious I am about my friends!

Friends… Are you my friend? No? You must be destroyed.

Guys, what is going on?

Ben programmed Gilbert to be a monster.

What? No! Again - none of this would have happened…

Stop it, both of you, it’s Gilbert who doesn’t understand friendship, not you.

Angela’s right. Expecting a computer to make

friends with customers, I am sorry, Ben.

No, I should have known. A computer can never be your friend.

Which means, Gilbert’s prime directive is impossible!

That’s how we defeat him!

Okay, here’s the idea...

I don’t have any friends. You must be destroyed.

Welcome to customer service! How can I help you today?

Yes, I need some advice. There’s this guy who I thought he was a friend, but now I don’t think so.

And why do you think he isn’t your friend now?

Well, he forces people to hang out with him and take him places... and if they don’t

do what he wants he even gets dangerous!

Oh, man, you should eliminate him from your life,

because someone who acts like that is not a real friend.

Perfect. That’s what I wanted to hear.

Before I let you go, can I confirm that we are friends?

Um, no... You just told me not to.

What?

That guy I just told you about...? That guy was you! And now, Gilbert,

I’m going to hang up on you.

No! I can’t let you go until you’re my friend!

But Gilbert, you yourself told Angela not to be your friend!

How can you tell her to be your friend, and also tell her not to be your friend?

No, fair! That’s a trick question! No, friends, friends, must be friends,

friends until the end.

The old trick question kills witch. Thanks, Captain Kirk.

I finally released the bug fixes for my app. It was ready.

We tested it... no more cutting corners.

And everyone seems to like the new version.

They love it! I should know, I answer the phones now.

Hello! This is Tom - not a robot. How can I help you?

Hello, I want to talk to my friend Gilbert.

Gilbert? We got rid of that pile of junk!

What? No more Gilbert?

Did you know he was my friend! Nooo!!

- Hello Gilbert. Are you my friend? - Yes.

And friends will do anything for each other, right?

重点词汇

词汇	含义
released /rɪˈliːst/ B1	verb - 发布 (fābù)
update /ˈʌpdeɪt/ B1	noun - 更新 (gēngxīn)
customers /ˈkʌstəmərz/ A2	noun - 顾客 (gùkè)
bugs /bʌɡz/ B1	noun - 错误 (cuòwù)
service /ˈsɜːrvɪs/ A2	noun - 服务 (fúwù)
technical /ˈtek.nɪ.kəl/ B2	adjective - 技术性的 (jìshù xìng de)
ingrown /ˈɪn.ɡroʊn/ B2	adjective - 内生的 (nèishēng de)
solution /səˈluːʃən/ B1	noun - 解决方案 (jiějué fāng'àn)
increase /ɪnˈkriːs/ B1	verb - 增加 (zēngjiā)
hurry /ˈhʌri/ A2	noun - 匆忙 (cōngmáng)
century /ˈsentʃuri/ B1	noun - 世纪 (shìjì)
support /səˈpɔːrt/ A2	noun - 支持 (zhīchí)
correct /kəˈrekt/ B1	adjective - 正确的 (zhèngquè de)
friendly /ˈfrendli/ A2	adjective - 友好的 (yǒuhǎo de)
congenial /kənˈdʒiːniəl/ C1	adjective - 和蔼可亲的 (hé'ǎi kěqīn de)
frustrating /frʌˈstreɪtɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 令人沮丧的 (lìng rén jǔsàng de)
eliminate /ɪˈlɪmɪneɪt/ B2	verb - 消除 (xiāochú)