-You just went to Africa,
is that right?
00:00
-That's right, yeah.
00:01
We had a little vacation
with my boys.
00:02
-And so, how long is it --
Did you start somewhere,
00:04
or you just went
right to Africa?
00:08
-Well, I started here.
00:10
-No -- Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
00:12
I'm sorry, were you coming
from a different location?
00:13
-Oh, I was in Prague,
and then I went to London...
00:15
-Yeah, see, this is what
I'm talking about.
00:19
-Okay, sorry.
I was being a wise guy.
00:20
And then you get to Nairobi.
00:26
-Okay!
-Oh, and then...
00:28
-Naomi in Nairobi.
It's so cool.
00:30
Could be an album.
I'm just saying, yeah.
00:32
But you brought the kids?
00:35
And then, you wake up.
00:39
I stayed at this place called
The Giraffe Manor,
00:40
and you wake up and you're
just having your breakfast,
00:43
and suddenly giraffes are poking
their heads through the window.
00:47
-This is insane, 'cause this is
your son Sasha, right?
00:52
Yeah, that's the breakfast room.
[ Audience aww's ]
00:56
-And this is how giraffes are
in the wild.
00:59
They go door to door
and the trick or treat.
01:01
-Yes, like that.
-They trick or treat
01:05
for their food, yeah.
01:07
I just saw this
on "National Geographic."
01:08
You're staying at a great place!
-Yeah.
01:09
-How cool is that?
-I know.
01:11
It was pretty cool.
And it gets to a point where
01:12
it's completely normal,
01:15
like you just carry on
with your breakfast,
01:16
and next thing you know...
01:18
-You see beautiful giraffes
around you?
01:19
-Yeah, they're just everywhere.
01:21
-One giraffe really loved you.
01:22
-Yeah.
-Here's a picture I have.
01:23
Look at this guy.
-We were on good terms.
01:24
-He went for it right there.
Oh, my God.
01:30
-We were necking.
-Yeah, you were necking.
01:32
Oh, my gosh.
He went for it right there.
01:34
-How's our pal Nicole Kidman?
01:39
How's she doing?
-Oh. [ Laughs ]
01:40
Your ex-crush, right?
-Yeah.
01:44
-I mean, I know.
[ Cheers and applause ]
01:47
-We wouldn't have even --
I'm a loser.
01:51
She makes the story much nicer
than it is.
01:54
-Well, she said some nice things
about you.
01:56
I know you guys are
all happily married
01:58
and everything now, so
I don't want to say anything.
02:00
-Would've did nothing, nada, no.
02:04
-Yeah, she is officially
off the market.
02:05
-Yeah, I know she is.
Yeah, she's happily married.
02:06
Me too, yeah.
-You should've talked to me.
02:09
I could've been your wing man
at the time.
02:11
-Really?
I mean, I knew you were pals,
02:13
but I didn't know
you were like best buds.
02:16
-Oh, yeah.
No, we've been friends for
02:17
a really, really long time,
like decades.
02:18
-I didn't know anyways.
But anyways, tell her I said hi.
02:23
-I will.
[ Laughter ]
02:26
[ Cheers and applause ]
02:28
-Yeah, I heard your date was --
It didn't go so well.
02:34
-I don't even remember.
Yeah, yeah.
02:38
-And don't worry,
we can get off that subject.
02:39
-Here's a picture of you guys.
02:40
-Yeah.
-You posted this.
02:42
[ Audience aww's ]
Now, what was this?
02:43
You guys had a party?
02:45
-Yes, we did.
That was a little celebration
02:46
for her birthday
and all of the Emmys,
02:49
that she just got nominated
for "Big Little Lies."
02:53
-She crushed in it.
How great is she?
02:55
-So crushed it.
-She's so good.
02:57
She's great.
[ Cheers and applause ]
02:58
I didn't get my invite.
03:02
I just checked my inbox,
and I didn't get it.
03:03
-I'm so sorry!
-It's no big deal.
03:05
-Well, mostly it was girls.
03:07
-I mean, I'm fine.
-You're good with that?
03:09
-I love girls, yeah.
03:11
I'd be fantastic at a party.
03:14
But what do you guys
end up doing?
03:15
Do you end up, like,
dancing the night away?
03:17
-Well, we start off.
03:19
And we had, like,
just a elegant dinner
03:20
and there was another girl
who also was having her birthday
03:24
and who also was nominated
for lots of Emmys...
03:27
And we were in
a just intimate setting
03:31
and everyone knows
each other well
03:34
and we trust each other.
03:36
And then next thing you know,
03:38
like, there's
some music involved
03:39
and we did some dancing.
[ Light laughter ]
03:42
-What type of dancing
does Nicole do?
03:47
I've never seen Nicole dance.
03:50
-She's a good dancer.
-She is a good dancer, right?
03:55
-She can tear it up.
-Yeah, yeah.
03:57
-Yeah, we were dancing.
-Me, too.
04:00
-And Kylie Minogue, also.
-Kylie Minogue?
04:01
-Yeah.
-She's an old buddy of mine too.
04:04
-Is she?
[ Laughter ]
04:06
She can really dance.
-Known her for decades.
04:07
Oh, she's Kylie Minogue!
-She's a rock star.
04:08
-Yeah, exactly.
She's the best.
04:10
Well, she could get behind
the piano and start playing
04:11
-Well, tell those girls
I said hi.
04:14
-I will. I will.
[ Laughter ]
04:16
-Give 'em my best.
And the next time you have
04:19
a girl party, I can stop by.
-Yeah.
04:20
Well, boys were invited
later on.
04:22
-I could do some stand-up
and whatever.
04:23
-Yeah.
You can do party tricks, yeah.
04:25
-Yeah, exactly.
Come as the clown, exactly.
04:27
-Hey, you're fantastic
in this movie.
04:30
You're fantastic in every movie,
but "The Glass Castle" --
04:32
This is a true story.
-Yeah.
04:34
And it's a mind-blowing story,
actually.
04:36
And I mean, what drew you to it?
Just the book?
04:38
Did you read the book?
-Yeah, the memoir.
04:43
Jeannette Walls,
she has this incredible way
04:45
of telling the story.
04:48
It was seven years on
04:50
the "New York Times"
Bestseller list.
04:51
-How do you explain it?
It's just...
04:53
-An unconventional family life
growing up.
04:55
She -- They didn't have money.
04:59
Her dad was an alcoholic, and
her mom was a, you know, artist
05:03
and they were trying their best
and having to move a lot
05:08
because of money
and stuff like that.
05:12
So, but Jeannette,
she has a powerful story
05:14
because it's a story of hope.
05:19
And she embraces herself.
05:20
She was living kind of
this lie for a long time
05:23
where she didn't feel like
she was her most authentic self.
05:26
And then finally, she was able
to embrace who she was
05:30
and tell the story.
-And everyone's great in it.
05:32
You, Woody Harrelson,
Brie Larson, who we love,
05:34
was just on the show.
-Yes, yes.
05:37
-It's fantastic.
Go check this out.
05:38
I want to show a clip.
Here's Naomi Watts
05:39
and Brie Larson
in "The Glass Castle."
05:41
Take a look at this.
05:43
-So, your dad said
he saw you pass by in a cab
05:44
acted like
we weren't even there.
05:48
You shouldn't be ashamed of us
05:51
just 'cause we choose
a different lifestyle than you.
05:52
-Being homeless
in New York City
05:55
does not count as
a lifestyle choice.
05:56
-Well, if we heard
from you more,
05:58
you'd know that we found
a lovely place
06:00
on the Lower East Side.
06:02
-Lori says you're squatting
in an abandoned building.
06:03
That does not sound safe, Mom.
06:06
-When did you lose
your sense of adventure?
06:08
-I have a little bit
of money now.
06:11
I can help you if you want.
06:13
We're fine.
You're the one who needs help.
06:15
Look at you!
Your values are all confused.
06:18
[ Cheers and applause ]
06:29
I'm going to go to commercial,
but we were talking about
06:36
dancing earlier, like that.
-Yeah.
06:39
-Yeah.
You don't still do that move
06:41
where you jump up and do a split
and then jump back up,
06:42
-I mean, I'd have
to have tequila.
06:46
[ Cheers and applause ]
06:49
Or, I could just take
my shoes off.
06:51
[ Cheers and applause ]
06:53
Roots, can we get a beat?
-Would it be appropriate?
06:58
I feel...
-No, you have...
07:00
[ Cheers and applause ]
07:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
07:12
That's what I'm talking about
there!
07:14
Naomi Watts!
[ Cheers and applause ]
07:15
"The Glass Castle" is
in theaters now!
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