hey guys it's Conan and last weekend
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December 5th I turned 17 years old it's
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really weird to think that I'm 17
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because I still look and feel like a
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10-year-old so um I can't I don't think
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I fully processed it yet I don't want to
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really think about it too much and so
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last weekend I didn't film a video cuz I
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wanted to just spend time with my family
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and friends and just actually enjoy my
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birthday instead of spending tons of
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time trying to remember my birthday like
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to just enjoy my birthday I wanted to
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film this video 16 things I learned by
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16 last year but um I never did it so I
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thought i' would finally do it this year
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I'm filming this because I really want
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to be able to look back on this video
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when I turn 18 or 19 or whatever and see
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what 17-year-old me thought of the world
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and what 17-year-old me thought he knew
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and just know what 17-year-old me's
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outlook on life was so this isn't really
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like advice or anything this is just
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things that I have learned by 17 I hope
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that
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it's I don't know I hope I don't know
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let's just let's just let's just do it
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number one is that I haven't learned 17
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things in life yet I'm still like a baby
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mentally though I know like a lot about
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the world and I've gone through a lot of
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a lot of things I still feel
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like a baby but here is what I think
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I've learned by 17 and who knows in a
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year I might look back on this and be
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like what were you thinking Conan that's
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wrong two Fame and success does not mean
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happiness this is something that took
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forever for me to learn and honestly I
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still haven't fully learned this because
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I still find myself thinking like oh if
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I were you know I think I'd be really
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happy if I were famous but it's so wrong
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it's the wrongest statement ever when I
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I was a small small YouTuber when I had
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like 50 subscribers before I ever really
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started making YouTube videos I always
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thought like oh if I had like 1,000
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subscribers I'm sure I'd be so happy cuz
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all these people would love me like how
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could I be sad if all these people loved
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me and then I got a th000 subscribers
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and I was like um not really that happy
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maybe if I have 10,000 subscribers I'll
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be happy and then I reached 10,000
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subscribers and I was like I'm still not
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happy but I'm sure once I have 100,000
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subscribers I'll be the happiest person
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on Earth my life will be great and
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everything will be fine and look at me
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I'm almost at a 100,000 subscribers and
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I'm definitely not what I expected
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myself to be at 100,000 subscribers if
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you spend your whole entire life trying
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to get material things and trying to
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have Fame you're never ever going to be
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happy um I promise because it's just it
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just doesn't work it just just doesn't
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and it took me forever to figure this
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out and I really just want to tell this
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to all the small YouTubers out there
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because Fame on YouTube or fame or any
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material things on this Earth will not
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give you happiness I guarantee it don't
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spend your entire life trying to get
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this Fame thing if it's not it's just
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not going to make you happy just do what
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you love to do and um that's the main
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way to happiness number three numbers do
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not Define you my entire life numbers
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have defined me I've been like oh I get
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all these good grades I'm the best wow
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good job Conan here's your flag of
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happiness and I thought that when I got
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bad grades I was just immediately like
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nothing I was just scum of the earth and
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then when I started making YouTube
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videos I would always think that since I
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have more subscribers than this person
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I'm better than them and if I have less
03:50
subscribers than this person then
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they're better than me and just numbers
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have defined me my whole entire life and
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I'm finally learning that they do not
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mean anything number four go and play
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outside you Hol again okay I do this
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thing where I just don't go outside for
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like months I I just don't go outside
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and I turn into this disgusting like
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pale naked mole rat it's really bad but
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really like go outside go outside go
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outside number five you really only need
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a few deadly dang good friends you
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really only need like one really really
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good friend friend um but friends are
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too great to only have one I mean
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striving for popularity just results in
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having a whole bunch like a ton and ton
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of really mediocre friends it's not fun
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at all just find that one person and
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you'll be set you really you really only
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need like a few good friends ever since
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I've met my friend group which is super
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close it's only like six people um I've
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never ever questioned like oh I think I
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need some more friends it's just I just
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love my friend group and that's really
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all you need number six you need sadness
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in your life and it's completely normal
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to be sad you really need like really
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sad depressing times in your life just
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to be able to appreciate all the really
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fun times you have in your life without
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the sad you can't really differentiate
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what's really really great and what's
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really really bad so when you're feeling
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like a rotting potato don't worry
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because there's a lot of other people
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feeling like rotting potatoes and it's
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completely normal to be a rotting potato
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it's
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fine you are great in the course of the
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17 years of my life I found that the
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things that I miss the most are the time
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spent doing nothing just sitting around
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with the people I love or sitting in the
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cafe for hours on end with friends
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laying on the floor in dead
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silence doing nothing laughing
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uncontrollably with my neighbors in
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California there're the moments that you
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don't really notice or happening when
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they're happening but then when you look
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back on them they're the memories that I
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miss the most number eight it's super
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super okay to be a rebel child and to
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skip school as long as you don't get
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like kicked out of school for it or you
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miss a whole bunch of tests or something
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it's super super fine to skip school
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sometimes I'll just wake up and I just
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can't I just can't do it the this life
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thing so I'll just stay home and do all
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my homework and B and cry and watch
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Netflix and it's it's so great just if
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you feel like you're dying don't go to
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school number nine that's an eight
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number nine nobody cares what you look
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like and people who do care what you
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look like don't matter obviously this is
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super easy for me to say but it's really
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hard to input in your own life because
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people are really mean and judgmental
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but if that statement helps you in the
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slightest bit then I'm glad that I did
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something because it's super super hard
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to learn that and I haven't even learned
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it yet number 10 hands down Middle
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School is the worst place ever and if
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you're in middle school and everybody
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hates you and you hate everyone don't
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worry Middle School is just a really
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horrible place it's a really horrible
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time of everybody's life and you'll go
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on to high school and life will be a lot
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better middle schoolers are just pure
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evil that's it 11 being an actual crazy
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person is so great and very very
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necessary just rolling around and
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singing super super loud you really need
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to do these things in order to stay sane
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which is ironic because you look like a
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crazy person doing them 12 have one
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thing to look forward to at the end of
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every week for me that's mostly just
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being able to sleep in because I don't
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really get to sleep in ever and being
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able to spend time with my friends for
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me without something to look forward to
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at the end of the week I just can't do
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it and I I will break down I guarantee I
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will break down I can't do it 13 find
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something that lets you de-stress and
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just do it constantly all the time for
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me that is singing anyone who knows me
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or has spent like more than an hour with
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me knows that there's just a constant
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stream of noise coming out of my mouth I
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cannot shut up it's so bad I'm always
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singing but it's my way of de-stressing
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and I just can't control it I don't even
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notice that it's going on it's my way of
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coping with stress and if I couldn't
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sing I don't think I don't think I would
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be okay so find something that lets you
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de-stress and just do it all the time it
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took me forever forever to learn that
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other people's opinions don't matter if
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you're proud of the things that you've
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done then that's it you did it who cares
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what other people think number 15
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In-N-Out is definitely the most
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comforting food for me if there's one
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thing on this list that is 100% correct
08:53
this is the one 16 you never really know
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what you have till it's gone I know this
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statement has been said a million times
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by every wise bearded man on Earth and
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woman bearded
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woman but it's so true and there's a
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reason why it's so famous last summer I
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thought that I was moving to California
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permanently I was moving because I
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thought that I really had nothing left
09:19
in this small Texas town I thought that
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I had nothing that I would miss and I
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thought that there was no point in me
09:26
being here so I was just going to move
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to California but by the time summer
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ended and I was in California for the
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whole summer I really just wanted to
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come home to Texas I didn't know that I
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love this tiny town and all the
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beautiful amazing people in it until I
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left for a really long time and so I
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came back and now I'm here and I love it
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I love it so much number 17 I am
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grateful for everything I know this for
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sure I'm super super grateful for my
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friends and my family and my home and my
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talents and the opportunities I've been
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given in life I'm grateful for my
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failures and my enemies because they've
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made me the person that I am today and
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I'm just so grateful for you guys I mean
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my life would be so different if I if I
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didn't have YouTube so thank you so so
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much thank you for watching this video
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If you enjoyed it you can give it a
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thumbs up if you didn't enjoy it you can
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go that way or you can fly away up there
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there's just a lot of great things that
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you can do other than hating on me in
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the comments but you can hate on me in
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the comments too if you want I mean that
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might be your outlet hating
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people that doesn't sound very fun I
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have been wearing sweatpants this entire
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video sorry I've been super off schedule
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of this whole YouTube thing for so long
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I know I'm I'm I know that you guys are
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really mad at me about it and I haven't
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been making you know the types of videos
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that you guys really love but I've been
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trying to do things that I love school
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is really stressful finals week is next
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week and I think I might break down into
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yours talking about it so I'm just going
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to stop talking about it but afterwards
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it's going to be winter break I'm going
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to have tons of time it's going to be
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super great and I will get back on
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schedule yay for me being 17 hopefully
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this will be a really good year for me
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and for you guys really hope this is a
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great year for you guys I'll see you
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guys next week with a brand new video
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God bless and goodbye
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like a day waking up up it up but with
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your last scking TI hearing the s song
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the pieces F and everything is working
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fine you to the LI that something's up
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don't be right you call black
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ho life
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歌词与翻译
[中文]
大家好，我是Conan，上周末
12月5号，我17岁了，这
真的很难相信我已经17岁了
因为我看起来和感觉起来还是
像个10岁的孩子，所以嗯，我
还没完全消化这件事，我不想
真的想太多，所以
上周末我没有拍视频，因为我
想花时间陪伴家人和朋友，
好好享受我的生日，而不是花
大量时间去回忆我的生日，
我想只是享受我的生日，我想
拍这个视频，分享16岁时学到的
film this video 16 things I learned by
16件事，但去年我没有做到，所以
今年我想终于做一下，我
拍这个视频是因为我真的希望
以后能回头看看这个视频，
当我18岁或19岁或者更大时，看看
17岁的我对世界的看法
以及17岁的我以为自己知道的
东西，了解17岁我的生活态度
所以这并不是什么建议，
只是我17岁时学到的东西，我希望
希望
that
it's I don't know I hope I don't know
好，我们开始吧，第一点是
我还没有在生活中学到17
件事，我仍然像个婴儿一样
虽然我知道很多关于世界的
知识，经历了很多事情，但我
仍然感觉像个婴儿，但以下是我
17岁时学到的东西，谁知道
一年后我可能会回头看看这个视频
然后说“Conan，你在想什么啊，
那是错的！”第二点，名声和
成功并不意味着幸福，这是我
花了很长时间才明白的事情，
说实话，我还没有完全明白，
因为我仍然会想，如果我
如果我出名了，我一定会很
幸福，但这是错的，这是最
错误的说法！当我还是个小
YouTuber的时候，只有50个订阅者，
在真正开始做YouTube视频之前，
我总是想，如果我有1000个
订阅者，我一定会很幸福，因为
那么多人会喜欢我，我怎么会
难过呢？然后我有了1000个
订阅者，我发现，嗯，并没有
那么幸福，也许如果我有1万
个订阅者，我会幸福，然后我
达到了1万个订阅者，我发现
我仍然不幸福，但我确定一旦
我有10万个订阅者，我就会是
世界上最幸福的人，我的生活
会很美好，一切都会很好，看看
我，我快要有10万个订阅者了，
但我绝对不像我预期的那样
如果你把一生的时间都花在
追求物质财富和名声上，你永远
不会幸福，我保证，这根本
行不通，我花了很长时间才
明白这一点，我真的想告诉
所有小YouTuber们，在YouTube
上的名声，或者任何物质财富，
都不会给你带来幸福，我保证
just doesn't work it just just doesn't
and it took me forever to figure this
的事情，那就是通往幸福的
主要途径，第三点，数字并
不定义你，我的一生都受到
数字的影响，我总是想，我
取得了好成绩，我最棒了，哇，
做得好，Conan，给你幸福的
旗帜，我以为如果我考得不好，
我就一无是处，当我开始做
YouTube视频时，我总是认为，
所以我比他好，如果我的订阅
者比这个人少，那么他就比
我好，数字一直定义着我的一生，
我现在终于明白，它们什么
都不代表，第四点，去外面
玩吧，你又开始这样了，我
会连续几个月都不出门，我
只是不出去，然后变成一个
可怕的，苍白的，裸鼹鼠，
这真的很糟糕，但真的，去
外面，去外面，去外面，第五点，
你真正需要的只是几个真正
的好朋友，你真正需要的只是
一个非常非常好的朋友，但
朋友太好了，不能只有一个，
追求受欢迎只会让你得到一
堆堆普通的朋友，这一点也不
有趣，找到那个人，你就够了，
你真的只需要几个好朋友，
自从我认识了我的朋友们，
他们非常亲密，只有六个人，
我从未质疑过我是否需要更多
的朋友，我只是爱我的朋友们，
这才是你真正需要的，第六点，
你需要悲伤，在你的生活中，
并且这完全正常，你真的需要
一些非常悲伤，令人沮丧的
时刻，只是为了能够欣赏你
生活中所有美好的时光，没有
悲伤，你无法区分什么是真正
的好，什么是真正的好，所以
当你感觉像一个腐烂的土豆
时，不要担心，因为还有很多
人也感觉像腐烂的土豆，这
完全正常，没关系，在我的
17年里，我发现我最怀念的
是那些无所事事的时间，只是
和爱的人在一起，或者在咖啡
馆里花几个小时和朋友们一起，
躺在地板上，一片寂静，做
in your life and it's completely normal
to be sad you really need like really
sad depressing times in your life just
to be able to appreciate all the really
fun times you have in your life without
的孩子，逃学，只要你不会
被学校开除，或者错过很多
考试，逃学是完全可以的，
有时候我会醒来，我只是做
不到，我无法承受这种生活，
所以我只是待在家里，做完
所有的作业，然后哭泣，看
Netflix，这太棒了，如果你
感觉快要死了，就不要去上
学，第九点，没有人关心你
长什么样，关心你长相的人
不重要，这对我来说很容易
说，但很难在生活中做到，
因为人们真的很刻薄和评判，
但如果这句话对你有所帮助，
我很高兴，因为这很难学会，
我还没有学会，第十点，毋庸
置疑，初中是这个世界上最
糟糕的地方，如果你在初中，
每个人都讨厌你，你也讨厌
每个人，不要担心，初中只是
一个非常糟糕的地方，这是每
个人生活中一个非常糟糕的
时期，你会上高中，生活会
好很多，初中生就是纯粹的
邪恶，就是这样，第11点，
做一个疯狂的人，这非常棒，
而且非常必要，在地上打滚，
大声唱歌，你真的需要做这些
事情来保持理智，这很讽刺，
因为当你这样做时，你看起来
像个疯子，第12点，每周结束
时，都要有一个期待的事情，
对我来说，大部分时候就是
可以睡懒觉，因为我很少能
睡懒觉，还有和我的朋友们
一起度过时光，如果没有一些
期待的事情，我无法做到，我
保证我会崩溃，第13点，找到
一些可以让你放松的东西，
然后一直做，一直做，对我来
说，那就是唱歌，任何认识
我的人，或者和我相处超过
一个小时的人都知道，我的
嘴里总是有持续不断的噪音，
我无法停止，这太糟糕了，我
总是唱歌，但这是我放松的
方式，我无法控制，我甚至
没有意识到它正在发生，这是
我应对压力的方式，如果我
不能唱歌，我不认为我会好
过，所以找到一些可以让你
放松的东西，然后一直做，
我花了很长时间，很长时间
才明白，别人的意见并不
重要，如果你为自己所做
的事情感到自豪，那就够了，
谁在乎别人怎么想，第15点，
In-N-Out绝对是我最喜欢的
食物，如果这个清单上有一
件事是100%正确的，那就是
它，第16点，你永远不知道
你拥有什么，直到你失去它，
我知道这句话已经被地球上
每个睿智的留胡子男人和女
人说过，但这是真的，而且
有理由它如此出名，去年夏
州，我搬家是因为我认为我
在这个小小的德克萨斯州小
镇里没有什么可留恋的，我
认为我没有什么会想念的，
我认为我没有理由留在这里，
所以我只是要搬到加州，但
当夏天结束，我在加州待了
整个夏天时，我真的只是想
回到德克萨斯州，我不知道
singing but it's my way of de-stressing
了不起的人们，直到我离开
很长时间，所以我回来了，
现在我在这里，我爱它，我
非常爱它，第17点，我很感
激，我知道这听起来很老套，
但我真的很感激我的朋友、
家人、我的家、我的天赋和
我所拥有的机会，我很感激
我的失败和我的敌人，因为
他们造就了今天的我，我非常
感谢你们，没有你们，我的
In-N-Out is definitely the most
生活会完全不同，谢谢大家
观看这个视频，如果你喜欢
它，你可以点赞，如果你不
喜欢它，你可以走开，或者
飞到那里，有很多你可以做
的事情，而不是在评论区里
讨厌我，但如果你想讨厌我，
也可以，这可能是你的发泄
口，讨厌别人听起来不太
有趣，我一直在穿着运动裤
拍这个视频，抱歉，我在这
个YouTube的事情上一直很
不规律，我知道你们对我
很生气，我没有制作你们
真正喜欢的那种视频，但我
一直在尝试做我喜欢的事情，
学校压力很大，下周是期末
考试周，我想我可能会崩溃
，所以我只是要停止谈论它，
但之后就是寒假，我将有
love this tiny town and all the
的，我会回到正轨的，耶，
我17岁了，希望今年对我
们来说会是美好的一年，我
真的希望今年对你们来说是
美好的一年，下周我会带着
一个全新的视频回来，上帝
保佑，再见
talents and the opportunities I've been
given in life I'm grateful for my
failures and my enemies because they've
made me the person that I am today and
I'm just so grateful for you guys I mean
my life would be so different if I if I
didn't have YouTube so thank you so so
much thank you for watching this video
If you enjoyed it you can give it a
thumbs up if you didn't enjoy it you can
go that way or you can fly away up there
there's just a lot of great things that
you can do other than hating on me in
the comments but you can hate on me in
the comments too if you want I mean that
might be your outlet hating
people that doesn't sound very fun I
have been wearing sweatpants this entire
video sorry I've been super off schedule
of this whole YouTube thing for so long
I know I'm I'm I know that you guys are
really mad at me about it and I haven't
been making you know the types of videos
that you guys really love but I've been
trying to do things that I love school
is really stressful finals week is next
week and I think I might break down into
yours talking about it so I'm just going
to stop talking about it but afterwards
it's going to be winter break I'm going
to have tons of time it's going to be
super great and I will get back on
schedule yay for me being 17 hopefully
this will be a really good year for me
and for you guys really hope this is a
great year for you guys I'll see you
guys next week with a brand new video
God bless and goodbye
像一天醒来，醒来，醒来，但
用你最后的scking TI听到
这首歌，这首歌的片段，一切
都很好，你到LI，有些事情
不对，别害怕，你打电话
ho生活
[英语]
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重点词汇
开始练习
| 词汇 | 含义 |
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processed /ˈproʊsɛst/ B1 |
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success /səkˈsɛs/ A1 |
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happiness /ˈhæpɪnɪs/ A1 |
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material /məˈtɪəriəl/ A2 |
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define /dɪˈfaɪn/ A2 |
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popularity /ˌpɒpjʊˈlærɪti/ A2 |
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sadness /ˈsædnɪs/ A1 |
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appreciate /əˈpriːʃɪeɪt/ B1 |
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rebel /ˈrɛbəl/ A2 |
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judgmental /dʒʌdʒˈmɛntəl/ B1 |
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necessary /ˈnɛsəsɛri/ A2 |
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de-stress /diːˈstrɛs/ B1 |
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grateful /ˈɡreɪtfəl/ A2 |
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opportunities /ˌɒpərˈtjuːnɪtiz/ A2 |
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failures /ˈfeɪljərz/ A1 |
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enemies /ˈɛnəmiz/ A1 |
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schedule /ˈʃɛdjuːl/ A2 |
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重点语法结构
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Fame and success does not mean happiness...
➔ 情态动词表达必要性/非必要性，否定。
➔ 这句话使用助动词“does”来否定陈述，强调实现“名誉和成功”并不能*保证*“幸福”。这是一个普遍真理的陈述。
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I've been like oh I get all these good grades I'm the best wow good job Conan here's your flag of happiness...
➔ 现在完成进行时，口语化的感叹词，直接称呼。
➔
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I'm finally learning that they do not mean anything.
➔ 现在进行时表示正在发展的认识，否定陈述。
➔
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you really only need like a few deadly dang good friends...
➔ 使用话语标记（'like'、'dang'）来强调和非正式，量化形容词。
➔
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it's super super okay to be a rebel child and to skip school...
➔ 重复以强调，目的不定式。
➔
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