I'M SO SORRY TO CALL YOU AT THIS
LATE NOTICE.
00:02
I AM IN A REAL BIND.
00:05
I'VE LEFT SO LATE AND I'M NOT
GOING TO GET TO WORK IN TIME.
00:08
IS THERE ANYWAY YOU WOULD BE
ABLE TO HELP ME?
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OH, YOU'RE THE BEST.
00:14
I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
00:17
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?
00:22
THANK YOU FOR THIS.
00:24
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
00:30
>> James: IT'S GOING TO BE A
BLAPS.
00:31
NOW YOU TWO ARE VERY CLOSE
FRIENDS, RIGHT?
00:34
>> WE'RE ACTUALLY CELEBRATING
OUR TENTH YEAR OF FRIENDSHIP
00:37
>> James: SO YOU DATED JOE.
00:40
YOU DATED SELENA GOMEZ BUT YOU
TWO NEVER.
00:45
>> James: NOT EVEN LIKE A 3
A.M. PAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK IN EACH
00:50
>> WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS,
ARE WE?
00:56
>> James: NOT EVEN THAT
MOMENT, NEVER.
00:57
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED
BUT I KIND OF GO FOR OLDER GUYS.
00:59
>> James: YOU'RE DATING JOE,
NICK YOU'RE DATING SEEMINGLY
01:02
>> James: AND THEN WHO ELSE.
01:09
>> MILEY, AND THEN-- SELENA.
01:10
>> THANK YOU, DEMI.
01:12
>> AND THEN BACK WITH MILEY.
01:13
>> James: IS THAT WHAT
HAPPENED?
01:15
>> James: TELL ME THE TRUTH,
LIZA MINUTE ELI BACK THERE.
01:18
SO YOU TAKE ME THROUGH IT GOMEZ,
CYRUS.
01:21
>> IT WAS CYRUS GOMEZ ES, SIGH
RES GOMEZ, I DONE KNOW WHAT
01:24
>> James: IS ALL WHILE YOU
WERE WEARING THE OLD PURITY
01:30
>> James: SO IT'S NOT ON ANY
MORE.
01:35
>> WHERE IS IT NOW.
01:37
>> James: WHEN DID YOU DECIDE
TO DITCH THE RING?
01:38
WHEN WERE YOU LIKE-- .
01:40
>> I HAD A REAL RELATIONSHIP
WITH AN ADULT.
01:44
>> AND-- I FELL IN LOVE,
ACTUALLY.
01:49
I FELL IN LOVE AND THEN I
DECIDED IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO
01:51
TAKE THE PURITY RING OFF.
01:54
>> James: TIME TO DITCH THE
RING.
01:55
ARE WE GOING TO KEEP TALKING
ABOUT MY DATING LIFE, IS THAT?
01:59
>> James: WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. I NEVER
02:01
PUT MY LOVE OUT ON THE LINE.
02:07
NEVER SAID YES TO THE RIGHT GUY.
02:10
NEVER HAD TROUBLE GETTING WHAT I
WANT.
02:12
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU I'M
NEVER GOOD ENOUGH ♪ ♪ WHEN I
02:14
♪ I CAN PLAY EM LIKE A KEN DOLL.
02:18
♪ WON'T WASH MY HAIR AND THEN
MAKE THEM BOUNCE LIKE A
02:21
BASKETBALL ♪ ♪ BUT YOU MAKE ME
WANTA ACT LIKE A GIRL.
02:27
♪ PAINT MY NAILS AN WEAR HIGH
HEELS.
02:30
♪ ♪ YES, YOU MAKE ME SO NERVOUS
THAT I JUST CAN'T HOLD YOUR
02:33
♪ YOU MAKE ME BELOW BUT I COVER
UP WON'T LET IT SHOW.
02:38
SO I'M ♪ ♪ PUTIN MY DEFENSES UP.
02:47
♪ CUZ I DON'T WANTA FALL IN
LOVE.
02:51
SNOT IF I EVER DID THAT I HAD
THINK I'D HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
02:53
♪ I THINK I'D HAVE A HEART
ATTACK.
03:00
>> James, OH, THAT FINISH.
03:06
IF YOU EVER HAVE A HEART ATTACK,
YOU WILL BE IN FOR A SHOCK IF
03:08
YOU THINK IT'S LIKE THAT.
03:11
I DON'T THINK YOU JUST GO-- I
THINK YOU-- OH, MY ARM--
03:12
SOMEBODY CALL-- AND THEN
YOU GO-- DID YOU SEE THAT GUYS,
03:19
I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK.
03:25
YOU BOTH HAVE SOME INTENSE FANS.
03:26
>> James: WHAT ARE THE
WEIRDEST THINGS THAT FANS HAVE
03:29
>> SOMEONE JUMPED IN THE BACK
AND WAS HIDING WITH THE LUGGAGE.
03:33
SOMEBODY GOT TO THE HOTEL, WITH
THE GIG, THEY AND THEY POPPED
03:36
>> James: ON THEIR OWN.
03:40
>> James: GOT IN THE TRUNK
WITH THE SUITCASES.
03:41
SNUCK IN, AND THEN JUMPED OUT,
BASICALLY TRIED TO JUMP ON US
03:44
WHEN WE GOT TO THE HOTEL.
03:47
>> James: AND THIS WAS WHEN IT
WAS YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS.
03:48
AND WHAT DID YOU DO.
03:53
>> AND SECURITY PICKED THEM UP
AND ESCORTED THEM OUT.
03:55
I WAS JUST CONCERNED THEY WERE
GOING TO SAY WE KIDNAPPED THEM,
03:58
THAT IS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT.
04:00
>> James: DO YOU THINK THEY
WENT THROUGH YOUR BAG.
04:01
>> MAYBE THEY FOUND YOUR PURITY
RING.
04:05
>> James: MAYBE, BASE YOU SURE
AS HELL WEREN'T WEARING THEM,
04:07
ALONE IN THE NIGHT TILL SHE
KNOCKS ON MY DOOR.
04:13
♪ OH NO, WASTED AGAIN BUT I
CAN'T SAY NO.
04:15
♪ OH BABY TELL ME WHY YOU, WHY
YOU DO, DO ME YONG.
04:23
♪ BABY TELL ME WHY, WHY YOU DO,
DO ME WRONG.
04:27
♪ GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT YOU TOOK
MY SOUL.
04:30
♪ YOU GOT ME IN CHAINS.
04:35
YOU GOT ME IN CHAINS FOR YOUR
LOVE.
04:38
NOAT ♪ ♪ I WOULDN'T CHANGE, NO,
I WOULDN'T CHANGE THIS LOVE.
04:41
♪ TRIENA BREAK THE CHAINS BUT
THE CHAINS ONLY BREAK ME.
04:50
>> James: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TIED UP?
04:54
>> I HAVE, ACTUALLY.
04:57
>> WHOA, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THIS.
04:59
>> I DIDN'T ENJOY IT.
05:02
>> James: WHY WOULD YOU PUT
YOURSELF IN THIS POSITION IN THE
05:03
WORLD OF CAMERA PHONES?
05:06
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
THIS.
05:07
>> BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
05:09
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
05:10
>> I PERFORMED AT A GAY CLUB ONE
TIME.
05:11
>> AND THEY LITERALLY CHAINED ME
TO THE WALL, AS I'M PERFORMING
05:14
>> James: IT SOUNDS
INCREDIBLE.
05:20
>> SO HARD TO PERFORM WITHOUT
BEING ABLE TO USE YOUR HANDS.
05:25
>> James: DING DONG.
05:27
STONE COLD, STONED.
05:34
♪ YOU'RE DANCING WITH HER WHILE
I'M STAIRING AT MY PHONE.
05:36
♪ STONE COLD, STONE COLD.
05:40
♪ I WAS YOUR AMBER, BUT NOW
SHE'S YOUR SHADE OF GOLDING.
05:44
♪ STONE COLD, BABY.
05:50
♪ GOD KNOWS I TRIED TO FEEL.
05:54
♪ HAPPY FOR YOU, KNOW THAT I AM,
EVEN IF I, CAN'T UNDERSTAND. ♪
05:59
♪ I'LL TAKE THE PAIN.
06:08
♪ GIVE ME THE TRUTH, ME AND MY
HEART.
06:10
♪ WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH.
06:16
♪ IF HAPPY IS HER, I'M HAPPY FOR
YOU.
06:21
♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
06:32
>> James: SO JOE IS IN THE
BAND, WERE YOU HAVING PHENOMENAL
06:37
SUCCESS, BY THE OCEAN SONG.
06:42
>> IT IS ABOUT SEX.
06:48
>> James: HOW IS IT ABOUT SEX.
06:48
>> JOE WAS WRITING A SONG WITH
PEOPLE FROM SWEDEN.
06:50
THEY ARE LIKE WHAT IS THAT
THING, YOU KNOW, LIKE CAKE BY
06:52
HE MEANS YOU MEAN SEX ON THE
BEACH.
06:56
THAT IS HOW IT WAS BORN.
06:58
>> James: THAT IS HOW IT WAS
BORN.
06:59
>> James: I WOULD MUCH RATHER
HAVE A CAKE BY THE OG THAN SEX
07:03
I AM WE JUST GOT INSIDE.
07:15
♪ WASTE TIME WITH A MASTER PIECE
DON'T WASTE TIME WITH A MASTER
07:21
♪ YOU SHOULD BE ROLLING WITH ME,
YOU SHOULD BE ROLLING WITH ME.
07:26
♪ YOU'RE A REAL LIFE FA FANTASY,
YOU'RE A REAL LIFE FANTASY.
07:30
♪ BUT YOU'RE MOVING SO
CAREFULLY, LET'S START LIVING
07:36
♪ I'M GOING BLIND FROM THIS
SWEET SWEET KRAIFERRING SNOAFT ♪
07:43
LET'S LOUSE OUR MINDS AND GO
CRAZY ♪ ♪ I KEEP ON HOPING WE'LL
07:47
EAT CAKE BY THE OCEAN.
07:53
♪ I WANT YOU, BABE.
08:02
♪ AIN'T GOING BACKWARDS, WON'T
ASK FOR SPACE.
08:04
♪ KUS SPACE WAS JUST A WORD MADE
UP BY SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID TO
08:07
♪ CLOSE OH SO CLOSE OOH.
08:14
♪ I WANT YOU CLOSE, OOH.
08:18
♪ CAUSE SPACE WAS JUST A WORD
MADE UP BY SOMEONE WHO'S AFRAID
08:22
♪ OH I WANT YOU CLOSE, AND CLOSE
AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH, NO.
08:35
>> James: SO NOW YOU TWO ARE
GOING ON TOUR TOGETHER.
08:44
>> James: ARE YOU GOING ON
TOURING TO.
08:47
SO HERE IS MY QUESTION.
08:48
IS THERE ROOM FOR SOMEONE ELSE
ON THIS TOUR, THAT IS WHAT I AM
08:49
LET ME LEVEL WITH YOU.
08:53
I DO THIS A LOT WITH PEOPLE, I
SING IN THE CAR, AND THEY GO OH,
08:54
GOD, WE SHOULD FORM A BAND, THIS
WOULD BE AMAZING.
08:58
AND I GO YES, IT WOULD.
09:00
AND I NEVER HEAR FROM THEM.
09:02
>> James: LET'S WORK OUT SOME
KICK ASS HARMONY.
09:04
I'LL TAKE THE-- ALL RIGHT, HANG
ON.
09:08
I TURN MY CHAIN MUSIC UP AND
PUFFING MY CHEST.
09:15
♪ I'M GETTING READY TO FACE IT.
09:18
♪ YOU CAN CALL ME OBSESSED.
09:22
♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THAT I
HOVER.
09:25
♪ I MEAN NO DISREPRESENT.
09:28
♪ IT'S MY RIGHT TO BE HELLISH.
09:29
♪ I STILL GET JEALOUS.
09:31
>> GUYS, THAT WAS PRETTY HOT.
09:33
>> James: THE THREE OF US YOU
WANT TO PLAY A SHOW TOGETHER.
09:36
>> WE GO ON TOUR TOGETHER.
09:43
>> James: WHY DON'T I JUST
JOIN THE SHOW THOUGH.
09:45
>> WE NEED TO DO A TEST JOE.
09:48
>> James: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
BE CALLED.
09:50
>> James: OR WE COULD CALL
OURSELVES JAMES CORDEN, BECAUSE
09:54
WE COULD TAKE THE J FROM JONAS.
09:56
>> James: THE A FROM LOVATO.
10:00
THE E FROM MY NAME.
10:06
THE N FROM ONAS, THE C FROM MY
NAME, THE O FROM ONAS.
10:10
THE R FROM MY NAME.
10:20
I HAVE ONLY GIVEN MYSELF THREE
LETTERS SO FAR.
10:24
>> YOU'RE SO HUMBLE.
10:26
>> James: SEE WHAT I MEAN.
10:27
OH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
10:32
>> SO ARE WE SINGING OR PLAYING
INSTRUMENTS OR WHAT IS
10:35
>> James: LET'S GO OVER HERE.
10:38
>> James: WHERE SHOULD WE
PLAY.
10:40
>> DEMI, WE LOVE YOU.
10:46
>> James: CAN YOU PULL THAT
OFF?
10:47
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR BEING
10:51
HERE TONIGHT, THIS SAY SPECIAL
EVENING.
10:53
THE JCD WHICH IS NOT A SEXUALLY
TRANSMITTED INFECTION, IS A
10:56
GENUINE BAND, OKAY.
11:01
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TAKE IT.
11:10
♪ I'M THE BOSS RIGHT NOW.
11:12
♪ NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
11:13
♪ NOT WHEN YOU GO DOWN.
11:16
♪ KUS THIS IS MY GAME AND YOU
BETTER COME TO PLAY.
11:17
♪ I USED TO HOLD MY FREAK BACK
YOU GOT ME UNDERRATED.
11:24
♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING, WHAT'S
11:39
WRONG WITH BEING CONFIDENT?
11:43
♪ ♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITHING, WHAT'S
WRONG WITH BEING, WHAT'S WRONG
11:45
WITH BEING CONFIDENT?
11:50
♪ WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING OH,
11:58
♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
12:11
GET YOUR MONEY OUT, COME ON.
12:20
>> I THINK WE SHOULD CIRCLE BACK
AND IN MAYBE A YEAR, ONCE THE
12:37
TOUR IS DONE, RIGHT, DEMI?
12:41
>> I HAVE NO OPINION.
12:46
>> SHE'S GOING TO MAKE ME DO
THIS ALL MY SESM WE LOVE YOU, WE
12:47
THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.
12:50
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S JUST US RIGHT
NOW.
12:52
>> James: IT WAS ELECTRIC.
12:54
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD SOMEONE
SAY?
12:56
I HEARD SOMEONE SAY I NORMALLY
HATE THOSE TWO BUT WITH HIM IT'S
12:58
OH, MAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
13:06
I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT FUN IT IS
TO BE IN YOUR COMPANY.
13:08