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[中文]

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我以前的工作有个很烦人的规定，只要你保留收据，

购买的商品可以无期限退换货。

光是听到这个规定，你就能想象到会发生各种各样的钻空子行为，

而且这要求也并不难吧？留下一张纸，就能享受退换货的权利。

很简单！

你好，我想退这条裤子，它对我丈夫来说太大了。

好的，没问题。请出示您的收据。

因为那真的是他们能提供的唯一证明，

证明他们花了钱在这个店里购买了这件商品。

哦，我没有了。

嗯…很抱歉，没有收据我无法办理退换货。

但是你们之前告诉我没有时间限制啊！

我们也告诉过你（以及你选择性地听取信息），如果你想退换货，应该保管好你的收据。

（哼）我可以找你们经理谈谈吗？

你好，我想换一件几周前买的衬衫，它破了。

哦，真可惜。不过您有带收据吧。

谢谢。

嗯…那衬衫呢？

哦，它在家里。

您需要把衬衫带过来才能办理换货。

好吧，我以为你们会直接把它扔掉，所以我没带。

（好吧，我也觉得你把常识忘在家里了。）

对不起先生，我对此无能为力。

我可以找你们经理谈谈吗？

购买后两年 - [旁白多米克斯]: 正如我所说，这个系统存在一些缺陷，导致了一些钻空子行为。

其中之一就是我们限制了工作靴的无期限退货政策，

将其缩短为100天期限。

现在所有工作靴都有100天退货政策 - 我们还在各处张贴了告示，以便我们的识字顾客了解这些变化。

你好，我想退我儿子这两双靴子，它们才穿了两个星期就磨损了。

质量太差了。

哦，很抱歉听到这个。没问题，能出示您的收据吗？

谢谢。

哦，对不起女士。但是这里显示您购买这些靴子…是五个月前？为什么等这么久？

我只是没时间，好吗？

好吧，这超出了我们100天的退换货期限。

什么！？我以为你们有无期限退货政策！

我们有，但发生了一些问题，我们不得不对工作靴进行更改。

我们一定会通知现在购买它们的所有顾客。您儿子应该知道。

这个政策是什么时候改变的？

大约一年前。

太荒谬了。我怎么知道？

收据上明明写着您有100天的时间。

不！不能接受！！你们店里哪里写着？我哪里都看不到。

现在所有工作靴都有100天退货政策 - 我特意跑来这里，你们什么都做不了！？难以置信！

我可以和你们经理谈谈吗？

哦，当然可以。

我完全是被雇佣来误导顾客，歪曲我们商店真实运作方式的诱饵，

只有经理才能满足你的无能，并提供你并不配的安慰。

因为这确实是一个高效的系统，让这家店能够生存近40年。

请在这里等一下，我去找经理重复我没有告诉你同样的信息。

毕竟，我只是一个员工，需要申请这份工作，

并证明我有足够的能力来处理我们的顾客。

是啊。是啊。

[旁白多米克斯]: 嘿，大家，像我一样整天在电脑前，想在闲暇时赚点零花钱吗？

那么，有一个网站叫做Opinion Outpost，

你基本上可以通过分享你的观点来获得现金或奖励，帮助一些公司进行研究。

to a few companies to help with their research.

注册是免费的，你完成的每一份调查都会自动获得参与季度10,000美元大奖的资格！

这足够买很多萨玛斯了！

所以如果你想现在就开始，为你的甜心赚点钱，

点击描述框中的链接。

好了，再见！

[英语]

A DOMICS ANIMATION

- So in my old job we had this annoying policy where as long as you kept your receipt,

there was no time limit on how long you can return or exchange a purchased item.

I know that just from hearing that you can imagine all of the exploits that go along with it,

and it's not like it's even a difficult requirement, right? Keep a piece of paper, stay eligible for returns and exchanges.

Simple!

- Hi, I'd like to return this pair of pants. It's too big on my husband.

- Oh, no problem. Could I please see your receipt?

Because that's literally the only article of proof

that they can provide to show me that they spent money to purchase this item at our franchise.

- Oh, I don't have it.

- Uh... I'm sorry, but I can't issue a return or exchange without it.

- But you guys told me there was no time limit!

- We also told you (and your selective hearing) that you should hang on to your receipt if you ever want to return your items.

- (scoff) , can I talk to your manager?

- Uh, hi. I want to exchange a shirt I bought a few weeks ago. It ripped.

- Oh, that's too bad. But of course, I see you have your receipt there.

Thank you.

And um... where's the shirt?

- Oh, it's at home.

- You're gonna have to bring the shirt in for me to exchange it.

- Well, I figured you guys were gonna just throw it out, so I didn't bother.

- (Well, I also see that you left your common sense at home.)

I'm sorry, sir. I can't do anything about this.

- Can I talk to your manager?

2 YEARS AFTER PURCHASE [NARRATOR DOM]: And like I said, it's a somewhat flawed system that have brooded several exploits.

One of which resulted in us limiting the unlimited return policy of our construction boots,

which were then reduced to a 100 day limit.

ALL CONSTRUCTION BOOTS NOW HAVE A 100 DAY RETURN POLICY We even had signs everywhere to keep our literate customers aware of the changes.

- Hi, I want to return these boots for my son. They already wore off after like, two weeks.

Terrible. Quality.

- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. No problem, could I see your receipt?

Thank you.

Oh, I'm sorry ma'am. But it says here you bought the boots... five months ago? Why'd you wait so long?

- I just didn't have any time, okay?

- Well this exceeds our 100-day limit for returns and exchanges.

- What!? I thought you had a no time limit return policy!

- We do, but some issues occurred and we had to change that for our construction boots.

We're sure to notify all of our customers who buy them now. Your son should have known.

- When did this change happen?

- About a year ago.

- That's ridiculous. How was I supposed to know?

- It's even written here on the receipt that you have a hundred days.

- No! Unacceptable!! Where does it even say in your store? I don't see it anywhere.

ALL CONSTRUCTION BOOTS NOW HAVE A 100 DAY RETURN POLICY I came all the way here, and you can't do anything!? Un-be-liev-a-ble!

Can I speak with your manager?

- Oh yes, of course.

I was totally hired as a decoy that deceives customers and misrepresents how our store truly functions,

and only the manager can cater to your incompetence and provide you with undeserving consolation.

Because that sure is an efficient system that's allowed this franchise to survive for nearly 40 years.

Please wait here while I get my manager to repeat the same information I'd missed out upon you

because how can my word alone be valid, me being a mere employee who had to apply for this job

and prove my adequate ability to handle our consumers.

Yeah. Yeah.

[NARRATOR DOM]: Hey guys, do you spend all day on the computer like me and want to earn a little money while you're at it?

Well, There's a website called Opinion Outpost

where you can basically get paid cash or receive rewards just by sharing your opinions

to a few companies to help with their research.

It's free to sign up and every survey you complete grants you an automatic entry to win a quarterly raffle of $10,000!

That's a lot of sarmas you can buy!

So if you want to start doing this now and be making the monies for the honeys,

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Alright, peace!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
policy /ˈpɒlɪsi/ B1	noun - 政策 (zhèngcè)
receipt /rɪˈsiːt/ A2	noun - 收据 (shōjù)
return /rɪˈtɜːrn/ A1	verb - 退货 (tuìhuò) noun - 退货 (tuìhuò)
exchange /ɪksˈtʃeɪndʒ/ A2	verb - 交换 (jiāohuàn) noun - 交换 (jiāohuàn)
eligible /ˈɛlɪdʒəbəl/ B1	adjective - 符合条件的 (fùhé tiáojiàn de)
exploit /ɪkˈsplɔɪt/ B2	noun - 利用 (lìyòng)
flawed /flɔːd/ B1	adjective - 有缺陷的 (yǒu quēxiàn de)
construction /kənˈstrʌkʃən/ A2	noun - 建筑 (jiànzhù)
notify /ˈnoʊtɪfaɪ/ B1	verb - 通知 (tōngzhī)
literate /ˈlɪtərɪt/ B1	adjective - 识字的 (shìzì de)
ridiculous /rɪˈdɪkjələs/ A2	adjective - 荒谬的 (huāngmiù de)
unacceptable /ˌʌnəkˈsɛptəbəl/ B1	adjective - 不可接受的 (bùkě jiēshòu de)
incompetence /ˌɪnkəmˈpiːtəns/ B2	noun - 无能 (wúnéng)
consolation /ˌkɒnsəˈleɪʃən/ B2	noun - 安慰 (ānwèi)
efficient /ɪˈfɪʃənt/ B1	adjective - 高效的 (gāoxiào de)

重点语法结构

• there was no time limit on how long you can return or exchange a purchased item.

  ➔ 在“没有时间限制”后使用现在时虚拟语气

  ➔ 短语 'how long you can return' 使用现在时虚拟语气来表达一个假设或非特定的时间框架。

• Because that's literally the only article of proof that they can provide to show me that they spent money to purchase this item at our franchise.

  ➔ 限定性从句中的关系代词 ('that')

  ➔ 单词 'that' 作为关系代词使用，引入一个限定性从句，提供关于证据的重要信息。

• We also told you (and your selective hearing) that you should hang on to your receipt if you ever want to return your items.

  ➔ 括号内备注和条件句

  ➔ 短语 '(and your selective hearing)' 是一个括号内备注，而 'if you ever want to return' 引入一个条件句。

• I'm sorry, sir. I can't do anything about this.

  ➔ 道歉和否定缩写

  ➔ 'I'm sorry' 是一句道歉，而 'can't' 是 'cannot' 的否定缩写。

• We do, but some issues occurred and we had to change that for our construction boots.

  ➔ 对比连词 ('but') 和一般过去时

  ➔ 单词 'but' 作为对比连词使用，而 'occurred' 和 'had to change' 是一般过去时。