– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

哇，餐馆竟然装了自动抹刀。

他们居然在用——听好了——TX-20型机械臂翻汉堡！

哈！他们以为自己是卫星制造工厂吗？

[笑] 啊，我的亲亲小仙女，为了你，我愿实现任何愿望！

异地恋确实是最好的恋爱方式。

哦，对了，我有个惊喜要给你。

我这周末刚好要进城！

啊！太好了！这段距离简直折磨死我了！

因为工作上出了紧急状况——一种绝密的致命病毒。

总之，我等不及要见到你了。

为了庆祝这次重逢，我们得做点超级浪漫的事。

去USB数据线博物馆度过一个迷人的夜晚怎么样？

哦！你知道我想做什么吗？我们去兜风吧。

上周末，我和同事艾伯特开车出去玩，开心极了。

哈！艾伯特？给女性同事起这种名字还挺时髦的。

不，艾伯特是个男的。-[惊呼] 男……男的？

对，他在轻型机械部门工作。

轻型机械部的那个男的？好吧！那我们也去兜风！

太棒了！我会在17.2万秒后见到你！-[紧张地笑]

你要怎么开车去见希诺？你根本没有车。

啊？这还不是他最大的麻烦。

艾伯特是谁？——唔……！

♪ 哇哦！♪

真不敢相信你竟然告诉希诺你有车。

我没告诉她！我只是，呃……

选择了没说清楚我其实没有车这件事。

哦，本。一段没有诚实的感情，就像没有包装袋的糖果。

糖果会掉到哪里去？——地上、你手上，或者嘴里。

呃！好吧，我知道了。

我会给希诺打电话，告诉她真相。

然后她大概会为了那个有车的艾伯特把我甩了！

什么？别在那儿发牢骚了！

我们要帮你找辆好车。——但我就是喜欢发牢骚！

这个买车网站说他们有超酷的汽车，价格还很公道。

或者说超热销的车，价格还很便宜。管它呢！

我是疯狂的网络汽车销售医生，专门提供疯狂的汽车交易！

四门的、两门的、没门的，我都有。

我有跑车、慢车，还有需要脚蹬的车。

南妮，告诉他们我有多疯狂！

疯狂的网络汽车销售医生！出价再低也不怕！

♪ 全城最好 —— 别像个小丑 ♪

♪ 快来看看吧…… ♪ ——快点，本！给他报价！

快去！——好，我这就报！

我要拯救我的恋情！——爱情可是无价的！

我身上所有的钱，来看看……

你疯了吗？这点钱根本买不到车。

但你说过出价再低也不怕的。——不，那是那只山羊说的。

可……可这是我们所有的钱了！——这是你所有的钱？

别发牢骚了！——但我就是喜欢发牢骚！

抱歉，你们……你们分手了。

不？！

不到3.6万秒，希诺就会到这里，发现我根本没车的事实。

那我们的恋情也就到头了。再见，希诺！

我唯一带你走过的路，就是把你送进艾伯特的怀里。

别放弃。一定有办法能弄到车的。但该怎么办呢？

我不知道，但在想出办法前，先来搞一次烧烤吧。

哈？

[金杰] 看看我的新遥控车！

我把它涂成了我们出租车的样子。挺酷的吧？

现在不行，金杰。我们需要找辆本能开的车。

噢，好吧。汉克，给我来个双层芝士的！——芝士汉堡！芝士汉堡！

[吸鼻子] 啊！在车上烤出来的食物总有一种特别的味道。

是啊，确实。汽车食物简直……等等！

本，你可以开这辆出租车啊！

哈！它明明就在我眼皮底下，我居然没发现。

就像我的嘴一样。我的嘴现在在干嘛呢？

当然！只要在希诺到达之前，把发动机装回出租车就行了。

我把发动机放哪儿了？——哦，那玩意儿我们几年前就扔了。

好吧，现在我只需要在希诺到来之前，组装出一台能用的出租车发动机！

-[汤姆] 这样应该就行了。-[本] 步骤挺多，

但我好像搞定了。——谢谢。

好了，是时候启动这辆精简的驾驶机器了！

——[引擎启动]

看看后视镜。好，很好。

暖气好像能用。转向灯闪啊闪的。

现在……

我要开车了！

[撞击声]

本，怎么回事？你难道不会开车吗？

我当然会开车。我考试拿了满分。

等等，你是说笔试吗？——是啊。

那你实际驾驶的那部分呢？

为什么为了学会开车，我非得亲自去开一次车不可呢？

in order to know how to drive a car?

-[汤姆] 你知道吗？我应该帮帮你。——不。

我要靠自己搞定。

为了希诺！

[撞击声]

哈，酷。

-本，你做得很好，伙计！——看我开起来了！我是个司机了！

好了，是时候稍微加速一点了。

汉克，你可以不用推了。

呃！好的，没问题。

准备启动引擎。

[引擎启动]

[本尖叫] 快关掉引擎！关掉引擎！

-哇！——慢点！慢点。

好，这个速度正合适。

但快回路上来！啊！

[汤姆] 这。是。个。楼梯！

-又没有警示牌！——小心！

[两人尖叫]

[金杰] 哦，不！看看我。我是本。我是个糟糕的司机。

啊！

[汉克] 嗯，你撞进棉花糖工厂算你走运，本。

没错，真是场美味的事故。

你能不能再去撞个全麦饼干工厂和巧克力工厂？

我根本不会开车。现在我要失去希诺了。

我还是给艾伯特打电话祝贺他，然后慢慢从希诺的生活中消失吧。

别担心，本。我相信希诺就算没有车，也会乐意和你待在一起的。

-有没有车都一样。——[手机发出提示音]

欢迎来到我的视频博客，希诺粉们！

[笑]

再过两个小时——哦，我是说7200秒，我就要见到我的男朋友了。

我最期待的事，就是坐他的车去兜风……

车……车……车……

谢谢你，电脑故障。我不需要你提醒我这段感情要完蛋了。

[金杰] 哦，不！我是个糟糕的司机！

我的女朋友要甩了我了！

-啊！——顺便说一下，我叫本！

金杰，我受够了你那该死的遥控车！

[倒吸一口凉气] 就是这样！我可以开着它带希诺兜风！太棒了！

你知道吗，本，我虽然不善于衡量，但我觉得你坐不进去。

[汤姆] 所以，你把出租车改成了遥控车。

好了，现在你只需要假装在开车。

严格来说，我确实是在开车……用科学的方法！

我已经在车里设定了一系列浪漫目的地。

半山腰！电脑库存仓库！

[希诺] 本！我到了！

希诺！

[小提琴声悠扬浪漫]

-哦，见到你真好，本。——是啊，一如既往。你最近——

-嗨。——嗯哼。咳咳。

您的座驾已就位。

你应该看出来了，这严格来说不算出租车。

哦，是的，我看见了。

[本轻笑]

[引擎启动] - 它能动！

我是说，我们走吧。

[希诺] 呜呼！耶！

呃……耶！

现在我要带你去欣赏我最喜欢的风景。

对，我开的车。这才是现在正在发生的事情。

嘿，方向盘怎么自己在动？

啊……嘿！看看那个……看看这个世界！

哦，真不错！真的是这个世界！

[吹口哨]

哇！呃！

金杰！你把你的遥控车忘在我们院子里了！

嗯……我以前玩这东西可是很在行的。

不知道“赛车手汉克”功力还在不在。遥控器在哪？

哦，在那儿，就在那块旧藏身石后面。

想瞒过我？没门！

[紧张] 嘿，本。呃，我想告诉你一件事。

这……这听起来可能有点疯狂！

-[两人笑] - -好吧……

其实我之前不确定你会不会开车。

哈，我不会开车？

哈哈。好吧，我想我们已经成功打破那个谣言了——

[轮胎摩擦声]

[喇叭声]

嗯，我以前可是很擅长这个的。

-嘿，汉克。怎么了？——我搞不定这玩意儿了。

-你在干嘛？——只是在我的女孩面前炫耀一下！

你知道我这个人对速度有瘾！

-嗯。你觉得它需要换电池吗？——呃，让我试试。

亲爱的，你要不要再看看那边的凉亭？

-哦，本，你在干嘛？——只是，呃，绕着公园长椅转圈。

-按这个？不。——[金杰] 大家在看什么呢？

我们没法让你的车动起来。

你们当然没法让它动。遥控器不在你们手上。

-哦。那这是什么控制键？——让我看看。

[两人] 啊啊啊啊！

坏了。也许摇一摇它就好了。

-“回家”？这是干嘛用的？——伙计们，你们刚才错过希诺了。

她看起来真的很不错——

-把它放下！——[本和希诺尖叫]

本，你到底有没有开过车？

你来接我之前，简直就像从没摸过车一样。刚才那是什么情况？

-希诺，我有个坦白。——本！

我脑震荡了！

所以，我才把出租车改成了遥控车。

我知道这不是你所期待的，而且——

不，这确实不是我所期待的。

但它比我想象中更好！

也许我是因为脑震荡才这么说，但刚才既有科学又有冒险，

而且……我能花时间和你待在一起。

没错！记性不错！就是这样！这就是我们一直在做的事！

哇！所以刚才乱按遥控器，

反而让本和希诺走得更近了。

没错，我们这下可算是在艾伯特面前扳回一局了。

这个按钮是干嘛的？

-金杰，不！别按那个！——太迟了！按下去啦！

不——！

[英语]

[Ben] Ooh, and the diner got automated spatulas.

They're flipping burgers with - get this - TX-20 robotic arms!

[Xenon] Ha! What do they think they are, a satellite factory?

[laughs] Ah, Zeenie-Bikini, Grant-A-Wish-Cause-You're-My-Genie!

A long-distance relationship is truly the best relationship.

Oh, that reminds me, I have a surprise for you.

I'm actually going to be in town this weekend!

Ah! Thank goodness! The distance was killing me!

There was a travel emergency for work - a top-secret, deadly virus.

Anyway, I can't wait to see you.

To mark this occasion, let's do something extremely romantic.

How about an evening of enchantment at the Museum of USB Cables?

Oh! You know what I'd like to do? Let's go driving.

Last weekend, I had so much fun driving around with my work friend, Albert.

Ha-ha! Albert? That's a fun new kind of name for a female work companion.

-No, Albert is a guy. -[gasps] A gu-gu-guy?

Yeah, he works in the Gentle Mechanics division.

A Gentle Mechanics guy? All right, then! We'll go driving, too!

-Hooray! I'll see you in 172,00 seconds! -[chuckles nervously]

How are you going to drive Xenon? You don't have a car.

-Ha? -That's not his biggest problem.

-Who's Albert? -Mmmm...!

♪ Wa-oah! ♪

I can't believe that you told Xenon that you have a car.

I didn't tell her that! I just, uh...

chose not to fully explain that I did not have a car.

Oh, Ben. A relationship without honesty is like candy without a bag.

-Where is it going to go? -On the floor, in your hand, your mouth.

-Ugh! -All right, fine.

I'll call Xenon, and tell her the truth.

And then she'll probably leave me for Albert with the car!

-What? -Stop whining!

-We're going to find you a sweet ride. -But I love whining!

This car-buying site says that they have cool cars at hot prices.

Or hot cars at cool prices. Whatever!

I'm Crazy Dr. Internet Doctor Car Salesman with crazy car deals!

I got four doors, two doors, no doors.

I got fast cars, slow cars, cars you have to pedal.

Tell 'em how crazy I am, Nanny!

Crazy Dr. Internet Car Salesman! No offer is too low!

♪ B-best in town Don't be a clown

-♪ Come on around... ♪ -Do it, Ben! Make him an offer!

-Do it! -Yeah, I'm doing it!

-I'm going to save my relationship! -Can't put a price on love!

All the money I have and let's see...

Are you crazy? That's not enough money for a car.

-But you said no offer was too low. -No, the goat said that.

-B-but that's all the money we have! -All the money you have?

-Stop whining! -But I love whining!

I'm sorry. You're-you're breaking up.

No?!

In less than 36,000 seconds, Xenon will be here and discover my car-less-ness.

And that will be the end of our relationship. Goodbye, Xenon!

The only place I've ever driven you is into the gentle arms of Albert.

Don't give up. There has to be a way for us to get a car. But how?

I don't know, but while we think about it, let's have one of our barbecues.

Huh?

[Ginger] Check out my new remote-controlled car!

I painted it to look like our taxi. Pretty sweet, huh?

Not now, Ginger. We need something for Ben to drive.

-Oh, okay. Double cheese me, Hank! -Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!

[sniffs] Ah! There's something so special about food that's been cooked on a car.

Yeah, that's for sure. Car food is the-- Wait a minute!

Ben, you can drive the taxi!

Huh! It was right under my nose and I didn't even see it.

Kinda like my mouth. What's my mouth doing right now?

Of course! All I have to do is put the engine in the taxi before Xenon gets here.

-Where would I have put that engine? -Oh, we got rid of that years ago.

Okay, all I have to do is build a working taxi engine before Xenon gets here!

-[Tom] And that should do it. -[Ben] A lot of steps,

-but I think I got there. -Thanks.

Okay, time to fire up this lean, mean

driving vehicle! [engine starts]

Check the mirror. Good, good.

Heat seems to be working. Blinkers blink-blink.

And now...

I drive!

[crash]

Ben, what happened? Don't you know how to drive?

Of course I know how to drive. I got a perfect score on the test.

-Wait, you mean the written driver's test? -Yes.

What about the part where you actually drive?

Why would I have had to personally drive a car

in order to know how to drive a car?

-[Tom] You know what? I should help you. -No.

I'm going to figure this out on my own.

For Xenon!

[crash]

Ha-ha. Cool.

-Ben, you're doing it, buddy! -Look at me go! I'm a motorist!

Okay, time to go a little faster.

Hank, you can stop pushing now.

Bleugh! Okie-dokie.

I am ready to start the engine.

[engine starts]

[Ben, screaming] Somebody stop the engine! Stop the engine!

-Whoa! -Slow down! Slow down.

Okay, you're going the right speed.

But get back on the road! Aagh!

[Tom] This. Is. A. Staircase!

-There. Was. No. Sign! -Look out!

[both scream]

[Ginger] Oh, no! Look at me. I'm Ben. I'm a terrible driver.

Aggh!

[Hank] Mm, lucky you crashed into a marshmallow factory, Ben.

Yup, what a delicious accident.

Could you crash into a graham cracker factory and a chocolate bar factory?

I can't drive. Now I'm going to lose Xenon.

I should just call Albert and congratulate him and then slowly let myself fade away.

Don't worry, Ben. I'm sure Xenon will be fine hanging out with you.

-Car or no car. -[phone beeps]

Welcome to my video blog, Xeno-philes!

[laughs]

In just two hours-- oh, I mean 7200 seconds, I'm going to see my boyfriend.

The thing I'm most excited about is going driving in his car...

C-c-car...car...car...

Thank you, computer glitch. I do not need you to tell me my relationship is doomed.

[Ginger] Oh, no! I'm a terrible driver!

My girlfriend is going to dump me!

-Grrr! -I'm called Ben, by the way!

Ginger, I've had enough of your stupid remote-controlled car!

[gasps] That's it! That's how I'll drive Xenon around! Fantastic!

You know, Ben, I'm not the measuring type, but I don't think you'll fit.

[Tom] So, you turned the taxi into a remote-controlled car.

Okay, now all you have to do is pretend to drive it.

Technically, I will be driving it... with science!

I've programmed a series of romantic destinations into this car.

A hillside! A computer surplus depot!

[Xenon] Ben! I'm here!

Xenon!

[violins swirl romantically]

-Oh. It is so good to see you, Ben. -Yes, as always. How are--

-Hi. -Mm-hm. A-herm.

Your carriage awaits.

You will note that it's technically not a taxi.

Oh, yes. I see that.

[Ben chuckles]

[engine starts] It works!

I mean, let's go.

[Xenon] Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Er... Yeah!

And now I am driving you to my favorite view.

Yep, me driving. That's what's happening here.

Hey, what's the steering wheel doing?

Ah... Hey! Look at the... Look at the world!

Oh, neat! Oh, it is the world!

[whistling]

Whoa! Ugh!

Ginger! You left your remote-controlled car in our yard!

Hmm... I used to be pretty good with these things.

I wonder if old Racin' Hank has still got it. Now, where's the remote?

Oh, there it is, right behind the old hiding rock.

Nice try, rock!

[nervous] Hey, Ben. Um, I want to tell you something.

It's... It might sound a little crazy!

-[both laugh] -Well....

I actually wasn't sure if you knew how to drive.

Ha-ha. Me, not knowing how to drive?

Ha-ha. Well, I think we've safely put that theory to bed--

[tires screech]

[horn honks]

Hm, I used to be so good at this.

-Hey, Hank. What's the problem? -I can't get this thing to work.

-What are you doing? -Just showing off in front of my girl!

You know I got a greed for speed!

-Hm. Do you think it needs batteries? -Er, let me try.

Perhaps you want to check out the pergola again, my lady?

-Oh, Ben, what are you doing? -Just, uh, circling the park bench.

-Press this? No. -[Ginger] What's everybody looking at?

We can't make your car move.

Of course you can't. You don't have the remote.

-Oh. Then what's this control? -Let me see.

[both] Aaaggghhh!

It's broken. Maybe if I shake it.

-Home? What does this do? -Guys, you just missed Xenon.

She seems really great--

-Put that down! -[Ben and Xenon screaming]

Ben, have you even ever driven a car?

It's like you've never driven a car before you came to get me. What even was that?

-Xenon, I have a confession. -Ben!

I have a concussion!

So, that's why I made the taxi into a remote-controlled car.

I know that's not what you were expecting, and--

No, it was not what I was expecting.

It was better!

This may be the concussion talking, but there was science and there was adventure

and I-I got to spend time with you.

Yes! Good memory! That's it! That's all we've been doing!

Aw! So by messing with the remote,

we actually brought Ben and Xenon closer together.

Yeah, we sure showed that Albert.

What's this button do?

-Ginger, no! Don't press that! -Too late! Pressing it!

Nooooo!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
automated /ˈɔːtəmeɪtɪd/ B2	adjective - 自动化的 (zìdònghuà de)
spatulas /ˈspætʃʊləz/ A2	noun - 抹刀 (mǒdāo)
robotic /roʊˈbɑːtɪk/ B1	adjective - 机器人的 (jīqìrén de)
satellite /ˈsætəlaɪt/ B1	noun - 卫星 (wèixīng)
relationship /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ B1	noun - 关系 (guānxì)
emergency /ɪˈmɜːrdʒənsi/ B1	noun - 紧急情况 (jǐnjí qíngkuàng)
romantic /roʊˈmæntɪk/ B2	adjective - 浪漫的 (làngmàn de)
enchantment /ɪnˈtʃæntmənt/ C1	noun - 迷恋 (míliàn)
occasion /əˈkeɪʒən/ B1	noun - 场合 (chǎnghé)
driving /ˈdraɪvɪŋ/ A2	verb - 驾驶 (jiàshǐ)
companion /kəmˈpæniən/ B2	noun - 同伴 (tóngbàn)
mechanics /mɪˈkænɪks/ B2	noun - 力学 (lìxué)
honesty /ˈhɑːnəsti/ B2	noun - 诚实 (chéngshí)
whining /ˈwaɪnɪŋ/ A2	verb - 抱怨 (bàoyuàn)
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2	adjective - 疯狂 (fēngkuáng)
pedal /ˈpiːdl/ A2	verb - 踩踏 (cǎità)
concussion /kənˈkʌʃən/ C1	noun - 脑震荡 (nǎozhèndàng)

重点语法结构

• [Ben] Ooh, and the diner got automated spatulas.

  ➔ 过去时被动语态 (guòqùshí bèidòng yǔtài)

  ➔ 这句话使用了被动语态（“got automated”），强调的是对餐厅进行的动作，而不是谁进行了自动化。结构是“be + 过去分词”。餐厅不是*做了*自动化，而是*被*自动化的。

• They're flipping burgers with - get this - TX-20 robotic arms!

  ➔ 现在进行时表示正在进行的动作，感叹词/括号内的评论

  ➔ “They’re flipping” 使用现在进行时表示*现在*正在发生的动作。“Get this” 是一种感叹词，用于引起对随后令人惊讶的信息的注意。这是一个括号内的评论。

• Ha! What do they think they are, a satellite factory?

  ➔ 反问句，代词指代

  ➔ 这是一个反问句——它不是在寻求答案，而是在强调情况的荒谬性。“They” 指的是餐厅。

• A long-distance relationship is truly the best relationship.

  ➔ 绝对最高级，陈述句

  ➔ “Truly the best” 使用绝对最高级来强调说话者的强烈信念。这是一个表达观点的陈述句。

• Anyway, I can't wait to see you.

  ➔ 表示期待的情态动词，现在时的将来

  ➔ “Can’t wait” 是一种使用情态动词（“can’t”）来表达强烈期待的习语。它暗示着一个未来的事件（见到你），但用现在时表达。