Aw, yeah!
00:06
It’s holly jolly time, y’all! Who’s
ready for the big Christmas concert?
00:09
Well, that’s later... But right now,
let’s get some dress-rehearsal-style
00:17
applause for Angela!
00:22
Thank you! Thank you!
00:25
Alright, guys. Here’s a Christmas song
my grandmother used to sing to me
00:27
when I was a little girl.
00:31
Now there’s just one
thing I want for Christmas.
00:34
Here’s some things I like
about Christmas… presents!
00:37
True that!
00:42
Mistletoe!
00:43
Uh-huh!
00:45
Candy canes!
00:46
Canes of candy!
00:48
But you know what
I hate about Christmas?
00:49
What's that?
00:52
Reindeer!
00:53
Reindeer?
00:54
Reindeer! Stomping on my roof!
00:55
Stomping on my roof!
00:57
Eating all my carrots!
Pooping on my snowman!
01:00
Filthy, nasty reindeer!
01:04
Get off the stage!
01:07
Oh no! Why? Is there a fire?
01:10
Your singing stinks as bad as your feet!
01:12
A heckler?! In my club?
01:17
You better show yourself
before I throw yourself.
01:19
Sorry, Angela, I feel terrible about this!
01:22
Then why are you doing the worm?
01:25
Worms can feel terrible.
01:28
Angela, why are you so
upset? It was just a heckler.
01:45
No, Tom, it was more than that.
01:49
Much more. It brought me back
to another time I was heckled...
01:52
Filthy, nasty reindeer!
01:58
Pooping on my snowman!
Pooping on my snowman!
02:00
Get off the stage!
02:02
Your singing stinks as bad as your feet!
02:05
Who would do that? Who
would heckle a sweet, little girl
02:12
singing a nice song about Christmas?
02:15
Well, all the doors were locked,
we’re the only ones here.
02:18
And I was on stage, so
you know it wasn’t me. So...
02:21
So that means the heckler is...
02:25
one of you!
02:28
Oh! That’s my new ringtone.
02:31
I for one, am shocked and appalled
that someone would heckle Angela.
02:34
Well, you shouldn’t be,
considering the heckler is... you.
02:38
Oops. Sorry.
02:45
A simple Internet search of “Tom”
and “heckler” shows that you, Tom,
02:46
received not one, not two, but three
after-school detentions for heckling.
02:51
And one of them was
at a Christmas concert!
02:57
Tom, you heckled? How could you?
03:00
That was a different time! I was
young and desperate for attention.
03:04
I never stopped talking.
I was a real blabbermouth.
03:08
Couldn’t shut me up! I would just
go on and on and on and on.
03:10
Tom!
03:14
The point is, that was a different
me. Okay? I would never heckle Angela.
03:15
I wish I could believe you.
03:20
You can! Angela, wait!
03:22
I have to find the real
heckler and clear my name!
03:26
Luckily, I know everything there is
to know about solving mysteries,
03:34
thanks to my favorite show, “Professor
Bloodhound and Constable Larry.”
03:38
You know, that show where the characters
spout British cliches to try to sound smart.
03:42
Indubitably, old chap!
03:48
Without having done any actual
detective work besides wearing this hat,
04:01
which I fancy, I can conclude, with some
degree of certainty, that the heckler is...
04:06
Ben! If that’s your real name...
04:12
You have no idea
what you’re doing, do you?
04:15
I’ll ask the questions here!
04:17
Yes, Professor Bloodhound
will ask the questions!
04:19
Ben, is it or is it not true that you
recently developed an app called...
04:22
The Hecklematic?!
04:29
The worm hath turned!
04:31
Well, yes I did, but...
04:32
And what does the app do?
04:34
Well, it heckles.
04:37
Ah-ha! I mean “ah-haa” (British).
04:38
Crumpets!
04:42
It wasn’t me! I only made that app
to train myself to deal with hecklers
04:43
while I’m doing stand-up.
Look, see, okay, here.
04:47
Why do magnets win beauty pageants?
Because they’re so...
04:52
attractive!
04:58
Boo! Your comedy is terrible! Boo!
Get a real job! You’re awful!
04:59
Ginger... that was a heckle!
05:04
Oops!
05:09
What? Oh, you think I’m the one
who heckled Angela?
05:10
Well, you do enjoy heckling.
05:13
Right, Inspector Bloodhound-Tom?
05:15
Ginger, of course! It’s so obvious, it hurts!
05:17
It wasn’t me! I’ll prove it to you.
05:21
Hank, let me ask you
something: you sleepwalk, right?
05:24
Sure, every night.
05:28
And while sleepwalking, you scream
at anyone who crosses your path...
05:29
Of course...
05:34
And what was your favorite
part of Angela’s performance?
05:35
I don’t know. I fell asleep. Oh, crumpets.
05:37
Ah! This is ridiculous. Tom, your
investigation hasn’t proven anything.
05:43
And you’re the only one who’s
ever heckled at a Christmas show.
05:48
So as far as I’m concerned, you’re guilty.
05:50
Please, Angela, you’ve got to
believe me! I’d never heckle you!
05:53
Guilty!
05:58
Angela’s honestly like the single
most amazing person I’ve ever met...
06:00
If she think’s I’m the heckler, she’ll never fall
06:05
You think I'm in love
with Angela? Oh, come on!
06:09
Okay, righto… Ah... Look, I know
we’re stumped, but I promise,
06:13
we’re going to find
this heckler... somehow.
06:19
Hey, whenever Professor
Bloodhound’s stumped, he and
06:22
Constable Larry always do two
things: have a spot of tea and then
06:24
return to the scene of the crime...
06:28
Oh, that’s dreadfully good!
06:33
As a servant of the Crown, I
demand to see the security footage
06:40
from Angela’s rehearsal!
06:43
Aw, yeah! Follow me!
06:46
Uh-huh. Zoom in there, if you please!
06:50
Zoom that in. Enhance!
06:53
Make it so.
06:55
Ah-ha! Hank, I’ve got a feeling
I know who our heckler is...
06:57
Jolly good work, Inspector!
07:03
Boo-ya!
07:05
Look at him! He's doing the running bloke.
07:06
Yeah. I have a different
dance for every mood!
07:09
Right now I’m surprised
and kinda hungry!
07:12
I’ve gathered you all here
at the scene of the crime,
07:18
so that I can reveal not only
who heckled Angela tonight,
07:21
but who heckled her way back when
in kindergarten... because you see
07:26
the two hecklers in question
are in fact one and the same.
07:32
Oops, sorry, I’ll put it on vibrate.
07:39
And these bikkies, which I believe
you call cookies will prove it!
07:43
Wait! Who’s that?!
07:51
Hold it right there!
07:53
Okey-dokey.
07:55
Ah-ha! I knew it! Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you... your heckler!
07:56
Santa?!
08:03
Ho-ho-ho-ho. Guilty as charged.
08:04
I knew it. I mean like
I didn’t know it but I like knew it.
08:06
What?! Santa, why would you heckle Angela?
08:09
Have you ever really listened to
the lyrics in her Christmas song?
08:12
Filthy nasty reindeer pooping
on my snowman, pooping on my...
08:17
Okay, I guess, you know maybe
out of context, those lyrics could
08:23
sound a bit anti-reindeer. I’m sorry.
08:27
Wait, Tom. How did you know it was Santa?
08:31
Well, think about it. All the doors
were locked, which means the heckler
08:35
had to find another way
into the club, like a chimney.
08:39
Oh! There’s a chimney right there!
08:42
Right. Stay with me, buddy.
08:44
But what about the robot voice?
08:46
You mean this voice?
08:48
Ho-ho! Just a gadget that
the elves made for me.
08:51
I’m sorry I heckled you, Angela.
08:55
The important thing here is that
we solved the mystery
08:57
and now we know for sure that
I’d never-ever-ever-ever do
09:01
anything to hurt Angela’s feelings. Ever…
09:05
Good. Now do you think you
can still play the Christmas concert?
09:11
Let me tell you about the
dopest Christmas I ever had!
09:15
Getting heckled by Claus,
09:21
So... it’s Christmas Eve, bro.
You going to tell her how you feel?
09:24
Whaaat? I mean, I think she’s,
uh, super swell and an upstanding citizen, but-
09:28
Tom, I’m Santa Claus.
09:35
I know when you’re sleeping,
I know when you’re awake,
09:37
and I know when you’re lying.
09:39
No… eh, no. No.
09:42
Oh hey Angela, hi!
09:45
I’m so psyched I can perform again!
And it’s all thanks to you, Tom.
09:47
I got you a little something.
09:54
You did? You didn’t have to do that.
09:57
And I think it really sums up how
much you mean to me… Oh, gotta go.
09:59
Oh! “Just Friends Forever...”
10:08
Huh. Well, the “just” part
seems a bit unnecessary...
10:11
Get some of that funky you, yo!
10:16
Reindeer stomping on my roof, stomping
on my roof, eating all my carrots
10:28
pooping on my snowman,
pooping on my snowman.
10:35
Filthy nasty reindeer
pooping on my snowman.
10:41
歌词与翻译
[中文]
哇，太棒了！
大家好，圣诞欢乐时光到啦！谁准备好参加盛大的圣诞演唱会了？
好吧，那是以后再说……但现在，让我们来点彩排式的掌声，送给安吉拉！
谢谢！谢谢大家！
好的，大家。接下来要唱一首圣诞歌——我奶奶以前在我还是小女孩时常唱给我听。
不过我只想要一样圣诞礼物。
when I was a little girl.
Now there’s just one
thing I want for Christmas.
说到圣诞，我喜欢的有很多……礼物！
没错！
槲寄生！
嗯哼！
拐杖糖！
拐杖糖！
可是，你们知道我最讨厌圣诞的什么吗？
什么呀？
驯鹿！
驯鹿？
驯鹿！踩我的屋顶！
踩我的屋顶！
吃光我的胡萝卜——还在我的雪人身上拉屎！
肮脏、讨厌的驯鹿！
快下台！
糟了！怎么了？是不是着火了？
你们的歌声和脚臭一样难闻！
挑衅者？竟然在我的俱乐部？
你最好先现身，否则我把你扔出去。
对不起，安吉拉，我真的很抱歉！
那你干嘛在打蠕虫舞？
蠕虫舞会让人感觉很糟糕。
安吉拉，你为什么这么生气？不过是个挑衅者而已。
不，汤姆，那不仅仅是挑衅。
远不止这样。那让我想起了以前被挑衅的情景……
肮脏、讨厌的驯鹿！
在我的雪人身上拉屎！在我的雪人身上拉屎！
快下台！
你们的歌声和脚臭一样难闻！
谁会这么做？谁会挑衅一个可爱的小女孩，唱着圣诞歌？
好吧，门都锁着——我们是这里唯一的观众。
Well, all the doors were locked,
we’re the only ones here.
我在台上，你们也知道不是我干的。所以…
所以挑衅者是…
你们中的一个！
哦！那是我的新来电铃声。
我真是又惊讶又震惊，居然会有人挑衅安吉拉。
说实话，你不该惊讶，因为挑衅者正是……你呀。
哎呀，抱歉。
只要在网上搜索“汤姆”和“挑衅者”，就会发现你，汤姆，曾经被罚过三次课后留校察看，都是因为挑衅。
received not one, not two, but three
after-school detentions for heckling.
而且有一次还是在圣诞演唱会上！
汤姆，你挑衅过？怎么会这样？
那是过去的事！那时我年纪小，急需关注。
我从不闭嘴，我真的嘴巴很闲。
谁也拦不住我！我就是不停地絮絮叨叨。
汤姆！
重点是，那是过去的我。好不好？我绝对不会挑衅安吉拉。
我真希望能相信你。
你可以的！安吉拉，等一下！
我必须找出真正的挑衅者，洗清我的名声！
幸好我对破解谜题了如指掌，这全赖我最爱的节目《血猎犬教授与拉里警官》。
你知道的，就是那部角色们说英国套话想装聪明的剧。
You know, that show where the characters
spout British cliches to try to sound smart.
毫无疑问，老兄！
我虽然只会戴着这顶帽子——而没真正做过侦探——但我可以相当确定，挑衅者是…
which I fancy, I can conclude, with some
degree of certainty, that the heckler is...
本！如果那真的是你的真名…
你根本不知道自己在干什么，对吧？
我来这里提问！
是的，血猎犬教授——请提问！
本，你最近开发了一个叫……
《挑衅神器》吗？是真的还是假的是？
蠕虫翻身了！
是的，我确实做了，但…
那这个APP能干什么？
它会挑衅人。
啊哈！我想说“啊哈”（英式）。
英式松饼！
不是我！我只是为了练习应付挑衅者才做了这个APP。
因为我在做单口相声。看，这里，好的。
磁铁为什么能夺得选美冠军？因为它们太…
有吸引力了！
呸！你的喜剧太差劲了！呸！快找份正经工作吧！你真糟糕！
姜——那是挑衅！
哎呀！
什么？哦，你以为是我挑衅了安吉拉？
好像你真的挺喜欢挑衅的。
是吧，血猎犬侦探——汤姆？
当然是姜！这太明显了，简直伤人！
不是我！我会向你们证明。
汉克，我想问你件事：你会梦游，对吧？
对，天天都梦游。
而且梦游时，你会对任何挡在路上的人尖叫……
当然……
那你最喜欢安吉拉表演的哪一部分？
我不知道，我睡着了。哎呀，松饼。
啊！这太荒唐了。汤姆，你的调查一点证据都没有。
而且你是唯一在圣诞演出时挑衅过的人。
所以在我看来，你有罪。
拜托，安吉拉，你一定要相信我！我绝不会挑衅你！
有罪！
安吉拉真的是我遇到的最棒的人之一…
如果她认为我是挑衅者，她永远不会...
你以为我爱上了安吉拉？拜托，别闹了！
好吧，行了……看，我知道我们卡住了，但我保证，我们一定会找到……
……那个挑衅者，办法总会有的。
每当血猎犬教授卡壳时，他和拉里警官总是会先喝杯茶，然后……
回到案发现场……
哦，太棒了，简直完美！
作为王室的仆人，我要求观看安吉拉彩排时的监控录像！
哇，太棒了！跟我来！
好的，请把画面放大一下！
放大！放大！提升画质！
好嘞。
放大！提升画质！
来吧。
啊哈！汉克，我有预感，我已经找出挑衅者了……
干得好，侦探！
哇啊！
看看他！他在跑步呢。
是啊，我每种心情都有不同的舞步！
现在我又惊讶又有点饿！
我把大家聚集到这里——案发现场，
是为了揭晓今晚挑衅安吉拉的人，和她幼儿园那会儿的挑衅者——因为……
but who heckled her way back when
in kindergarten... because you see
这两个人其实是同一个。
哎呀，抱歉，我把手机调成震动了。
这些饼干，我相信你们叫它们曲奇，会证明答案的！
等一下！那是谁？！
站住！别动！
好的，好的。
啊哈！我早就知道！女士们先生们，请看……你的挑衅者！
圣诞老人？
呵呵呵，罪名成立。
我就知道。其实我当时没意识到，但我挺肯定的。
什么？！圣诞老人，你怎么会挑衅安吉拉？
你真的仔细听过她圣诞歌的歌词吗？
肮脏的驯鹿在我的雪人上拉屎，拉屎在我的…
好吧，可能脱离上下文听，感觉好像在抹黑驯鹿，我很抱歉。
对不起。
等等，汤姆，你是怎么确定是圣诞老人的？
想一想吧，所有的门都锁着，这意味着挑衅者只能像烟囱一样找其他入口。
哦！那儿就有个烟囱！
对，跟我走，伙计。
但那机器人声音呢？
你是指这个声音吗？
是的！圣诞老人说的“嗨嗨”，那是精灵们给他做的装置。
对不起，我挑衅了你，安吉拉。
重要的是我们已经破解了谜团，
现在可以确定，我永远不会、永远不会、永远不会、永远伤害安吉拉的感情。
永远…
好。现在你还能继续演圣诞音乐会吗？
让我跟你说说我有史以来最棒的圣诞节！
Let me tell you about the
dopest Christmas I ever had!
Getting heckled by Claus,
所以……今晚是平安夜，兄弟。你要向她表白吗？
什么？我觉得她——啊，超级棒，而且是个正直的市民，但……
汤姆，我是圣诞老人。
我知道你在睡觉，我知道你醒着，
我也知道你在说谎。
不……不，对，不。
哦，嗨安吉拉，嗨！
我太激动了，又能表演了！全赖你，汤姆。
我给你准备了点小礼物。
你买的？你不必这么做。
我觉得它很能表达你对我的意义……好，我得走了。
哦！《永远是朋友》...
嗯，‘永远’这词好像有点多余……
来点你自己的嗨皮风格吧！
驯鹿踩我的屋顶，踩我的屋顶，吃光我的胡萝卜，往我的雪人身上拉屎，往我的雪人身上拉屎。
肮脏、讨厌的驯鹿在我的雪人身上拉屎。
肮脏、讨厌的驯鹿在我的雪人身上拉屎。
[英语]
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重点词汇
开始练习
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jolly /ˈdʒɒli/ B1 |
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concert /kənˈsɜːrt/ B1 |
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rehearsal /rɪˈhɜːrsəl/ B1 |
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applause /əˈplɔːz/ B1 |
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presents /ˈprezənts/ A2 |
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mistletoe /ˈmɪsəltəʊ/ B2 |
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stomping /ˈstɒmpɪŋ/ B1 |
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filthy /ˈfɪlθi/ B2 |
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nasty /ˈnæsti/ B1 |
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heckler /ˈhɛklər/ C1 |
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desperate /ˈdɛspərət/ B2 |
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blabbermouth /ˈblæbərˌmaʊθ/ B2 |
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detective /dɪˈtɛktɪv/ B1 |
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mysteries /ˈmɪstəriːz/ B2 |
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gadget /ˈɡædʒɪt/ B1 |
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investigation /ɪnˌvɛstɪˈɡeɪʃən/ B2 |
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重点语法结构
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Now there’s just one thing I want for Christmas.
➔ 现在完成时 (want)
➔ 这句话使用现在完成时来表达一个持续到现在的愿望。重点在于*想要的状态*，而不是一个完成的动作。“just one”这个短语强调了愿望的唯一性。
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But you know what I hate about Christmas?
➔ 间接疑问句 (jiānjiē yíwèn jù)
➔ 这是一个间接疑问句，由“what I hate”引入。这是一种更礼貌和不直接的提问方式。词序类似于陈述句，而不是疑问句（没有助动词倒装）。
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Filthy, nasty reindeer!
➔ 感叹句 (gǎntàn jù), 形容词作为强调词
➔ 这是一个表达强烈负面情绪的感叹句。“Filthy”和“nasty”用作强调词，以强调说话者的厌恶感。重复增加了情感冲击力。
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Your singing stinks as bad as your feet!
➔ as...as 比较级
➔ 这句话使用“as...as”比较级来表示唱歌和脚的味道一样难闻。“stinks”是一个口语动词，意思是“闻起来非常糟糕”。
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