Morning, Squidw-
[sneezing]
00:00
Oh, my. Having a little
sneezing fit, are we?
00:02
Yeah, I think you were right.
I must be allergic to my house.
00:05
[ripping]
00:08
Oh, that's too bad.
I guess you'll have to move.
00:09
- Move?
- Yes. You can't stay here
00:14
or your allergy
will just get worse.
00:16
- Hey, look at that.
- Look at what?
00:19
[sneezing]
00:21
See, your allergy
is already getting worse.
00:22
But- But where will I go?
00:26
Don't worry, SpongeBob.
00:27
I'll help you find
a great new home.
00:29
Far away from here.
00:33
But, Squidward,
I love this old pineapple.
00:34
We've had a lot
of good times together.
00:36
Whee!
00:39
[laughing]
00:41
[laughing]
00:48
[sneezing]
00:54
Oh, Squidward,
my sneezing's getting worse.
00:57
I'll miss my pineapple,
but I guess you're right.
00:59
I have- [sneezing]
I have to move.
01:02
Now you're talking. Trust me.
You'll feel so much better
01:04
when you're clear of me,
your pineapple.
01:08
Squidward, you're a good friend.
01:11
I know.
01:13
[kissing]
01:15
This would make
a great new house.
01:21
What'd you think?
01:23
Eh.
01:24
♪ Oh ♪
01:25
♪ Who lives in a banana
Under the sea? ♪
01:28
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
01:30
Whoa!
01:32
I don't know.
01:34
How about this spicy number?
01:35
♪ Oh ♪
01:38
♪ Who lives in a hot pepper
Under the sea? ♪
01:40
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
[screaming]
01:42
Hot listing, but no.
01:46
Well, there's a yummy one.
01:49
Mm.
01:50
♪ Oh ♪
01:51
♪ Who lives
In a chicken Parmesan hero ♪
01:53
♪ Under the sea? ♪
01:56
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
01:57
[giggling]
01:59
Nope.
02:03
How 'bout this one?
02:05
Not bad,
but let's think outside the box.
02:07
[organ playing]
02:10
[gasping]
02:13
Wow.
02:16
Pretty.
02:18
This place is amazing.
It's like living in the future.
02:20
Oh, check out these cool stairs.
02:25
Whee!
02:28
- Uh, SpongeBob.
- Whee! Oh!
02:30
Squidward! Squidward!
[screaming]
02:33
This place is awesome.
02:36
[groaning]
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
02:38
I can't believe
I get to live here.
02:41
It's so much cooler
than your house.
02:43
You're right. This place is
way too cool for you.
02:46
Wait. What?
02:50
I mean, living in a place
like this can put
02:51
a lot of pressure on a guy.
02:54
The constant attention,
you'd get,
02:56
and all the fabulous parties
you'd host.
02:59
- Eh?
- That was quite good.
03:06
Certainly worthy of this house.
03:08
Indeed.
03:10
Not to mention
all the covers of Cool Calamari
03:11
you'd have to pose for.
03:15
No, I can't let
you go through that, SpongeBob.
03:16
So, I tell you what,
I'll live here for you.
03:19
Yeah, but where will I live?
03:23
You can have my old house.
03:25
Really? That is so nice of you.
03:26
That way I'll be
one house closer to Patrick.
03:28
Great, it's a done deal.
03:31
So if you don't mind, I have
a lot of settling in to do.
03:32
Bye bye.
03:35
Okay, so I guess I'll see ya l-
03:36
[alarm blaring]
Ten, nine...
03:40
- What's happening?!
- eight...
03:42
- Oh, no.
- seven, six...
03:43
- It's not an alarm clock,
- five, four...
03:45
- it's a countdown!
- three, two, one.
03:47
[screaming]
03:54
Heh? What? What the?
That was horrible.
04:05
But this is even worse!
04:13
[screaming]
04:15
Doink.
Now this really feels like home.
04:19
[groaning]
04:26
Squidward.
You dropped in for a visit.
04:29
I am not visiting.
04:31
This is my house,
and I want it back.
04:33
Sorry, Squidward,
but you gave it to me
04:36
fair and square... pants.
04:38
Besides, if I move out now,
I have nowhere to go.
04:41
Okay, fine. I'll just take
your old pineapple.
04:44
Huh?
04:48
Sorry, Squidward,
but this is my house now.
04:49
[creaking]
05:03
Oh, no,
this is worse than I thought.
05:05
[creaking]
05:10
My door!
05:14
[creaking]
05:16
[gasping]
05:18
[glass shattering]
05:19
[screaming]
05:23
[grunting]
05:27
[groaning]
05:31
Patrick! Patrick!
05:33
Patrick!
05:36
[beeping]
05:39
Mr. Star, I have
a SpongeBob SquarePants
05:40
on line three.
05:43
Put him through.
05:44
[beeping]
05:46
Patrick! Patrick!
Patrick Star!
05:47
Oh, hey, SpongeBob.
05:52
You really need to clean up
around here.
05:53
[creaking]
05:56
[screaming]
It's the big one!
05:58
[screaming]
It's the end of the world!
06:03
Invest in gold!
Hoard your drinking w-
06:05
[sighing]
I should have known.
06:08
[growling]
What's going on in here?!
06:11
You're just in time
to lend a hand, Squidward.
06:14
Lend a hand?
06:16
No!
06:24
Patrick, call Sandy!
Tell her to get over here fast!
06:30
Say no more, buddy.
06:34
Hurry, Patrick.
06:35
I don't know how much longer
I can hold this.
06:37
Howdy. Cheek's residence.
06:39
Sandy, don't hang up!
06:41
- What do you want?
- Oh, nothing.
06:42
I'm just hanging out
with the Sponge.
06:44
How about you?
06:46
Oh, you know, a little of this,
06:47
little of that,
little vacuuming.
06:48
That sounds like fun.
I wish I was over there.
06:50
SpongeBob's house is boring.
06:54
There's nothing going on
over here.
06:57
Well that sure don't sound
like nothing.
07:00
What's all the ruckus?
07:01
Oh,
SpongeBob's pineapple is rotting
07:03
and falling apart all around us.
We're doomed.
07:05
I'll be right over.
07:08
Oh, take your time.
07:09
Holding steady, Patrick!
07:11
But who knows how long
the support system will last!
07:13
Ow!
07:16
This place sure went
to pot quick.
07:17
Knocky knock, SpongeBob.
07:19
No, Sandy, don't.
We must never ever knock.
07:20
This pineapple could topple
over at the slightest jes...
07:24
[gasping]
07:27
ter.
07:29
Let's get this restoration
under way.
07:30
Well, here it is, Gary,
our new home.
07:34
This must be Patrick's
contribution to the living room.
07:38
Hey, vintage condiment jugs.
Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
07:44
[groaning]
07:53
[screaming]
07:56
Gary, where's the sink?
08:01
[screaming]
08:03
[screaming]
08:08
[grunting]
08:11
Gary,
I don't think that was a sink.
08:15
Meow.
08:17
Thanks for the futuristic
bathroom, Sandy.
08:19
[meowing]
08:29
Well, isn't exactly
home sweet pineapple,
08:31
but I suppose
it could be much worse.
08:33
We still have
a roof over our heads
08:38
and food on the table.
Hey, that reminds me.
08:39
You still haven't eaten today,
have you?
08:42
Sorry, buddy.
You must be famished.
08:44
[meowing]
08:48
I- I- I'm unraveling!
08:51
If you ever and I mean ever-
Oh, my neck.
09:02
I'm going to be at the
chiropractic's for a week.
09:08
Well, Gary, there's
only one thing left to do.
09:14
Call and have
this place condemned.
09:17
Hello, operator.
09:21
City Hall, please.
Office of Broken Dreams.
09:22
[meowing]
09:25
Oh, Gary, I'm sorry.
09:26
With all this house ruckus,
I completely forgot to feed you.
09:28
Here you go, buddy.
09:32
Furnished pineapple in a can.
09:40
Oh, Gary, you are the best.
09:42
[laughing]
09:46
Come on. We need
to make room inside
09:47
for the party.
09:49
[grunting]
I could use a little help here!
09:50
Sorry, my claws are full.
09:54
Oh, where do we put
all this junk?
09:57
Follow me just a little further.
10:00
[music playing]
♪ La da dee, la da dum ♪
10:02
I sure worked up that sweat.
10:06
[music playing]
10:09
[groaning]
10:12
What is SpongeBob's awful
furniture doing at my house?
10:14
We're gussying up SpongeBob's
house for his birthday.
10:20
And something about you tells me
10:23
you are quite
the interior decorator.
10:26
Of course. I didn't give myself
all those awards for nothing.
10:30
Yeehaw.
10:38
SpongeBob's lace is gonna look
prettier than a country bride.
10:39
Step right up to enter
the Krusty Krab section
10:43
of this party.
10:45
What do I gotta do to get in?
10:46
Just consent to a pat down,
old timer.
10:48
Oh, boy. Okay.
10:51
[giggling]
10:54
Ooh. Okay, you're good.
10:57
Hmm.
11:02
Lowbrow compared to my highbrow.
11:04
Say, aren't you a little old
for this weenie withered stuff?
11:06
I am casting
a vanishing spell upon you.
11:11
Be gone.
11:14
Be gone.
[laughing]
11:15
[choking]
Water!
11:17
Huh? Whoa! I have powers.
11:21
[humming]
11:25
Cake!
11:29
Please, everybody,
don't eat the party food!
11:31
We have to wait for SpongeBob!
11:36
It's supposed to be a surprise!
11:40
Surprise!
11:42
Not now!
11:45
[groaning]
11:46
[glass shattering]
11:48
Sorry.
11:50
Please be careful.
11:51
[shattering]
11:55
Hey, hey, hey,
don't sit on that table.
11:58
Oh, I'm just having fun
and I brought cake.
12:00
[belching]
12:09
[groaning]
12:11
Ah. I just had my tail done.
This makes me hotter
12:15
than a billy goat
in a pepper patch!
12:20
Hiyah!
12:22
Surprise.
12:26
Not yet!
12:28
[chatting]
I know. I know.
12:30
[laughing]
12:32
- Hey!
[laughing]
12:36
How much for this one?
12:39
Oh, no, that's a present
for Sponge- Ten bucks.
12:41
Here's some fun back at ya.
12:44
Oh!
12:47
I love your work.
You got anything heavier?
12:48
Party games!
12:52
[cheering]
12:57
Hey, don't do that!
12:59
[gasping]
13:03
Uh-oh.
13:04
I hope someone brings a wall
as a present.
13:06
Make that two walls.
13:11
[cheering]
13:12
[laughing]
13:19
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
13:20
[chuckles]
13:22
[cheering]
13:24
Great idea, Puff.
13:25
Some positive energy.
Hey, everybody.
13:27
Dance party! Yeehaw!
13:31
Come on, boys, move those feet.
13:35
[laughing]
13:44
[groaning]
13:49
Ow!
13:53
SpongeBob has to come home soon.
13:57
I don't know how long
I can keep these folks dancing.
13:59
Oh, you took me by surprise.
14:02
Surprise!
14:03
Not now!
14:06
Must've forgotten
to take my keys.
14:09
It looks open.
14:12
Surprise.
14:17
[snoring]
14:20
A surprise party... for me?
14:21
Oh, yeah. I'm here to tell you,
"Surprise".
14:25
[yawning]
14:32
Oh, thank you, everybody.
14:34
You've made this
the best birthday I ever had.
14:35
[tapping]
14:39
SpongeBob?
14:45
Hi, how are ya?
14:47
What's the meaning of this?
14:48
I took your advice
From now on, I'm normal.
14:49
Normal huh?
14:53
- Yep.
- Oh, really?
14:55
- Yep.
- Whatever.
14:58
I know you're just waiting
to say something stupid.
14:59
Wonderful weather we're having.
15:02
Um, yes, it is.
15:06
Okay, see ya around.
15:08
[tapping]
15:09
Yeah. I'll, uh, I'll see ya.
15:11
SpongeBob, what are you doing
sitting around?
15:14
We need Krabby Patties
out there.
15:16
Yes, sir.
I'll do it normally.
15:18
Heh?
15:20
[beeping]
15:21
Wow, that's all it takes
these days, huh?
15:25
Can you do more?
15:27
Oh, my.
It's like printing money.
15:33
I wonder
what got into SpongeBob.
15:40
And what the heck is that?
Whose house is this?
15:42
Hi. How are ya?
15:49
That ain't right.
15:59
I will never spend money
here again.
16:00
Never?
16:03
Come on, guys.
These patties ain't worth
16:04
the paper they're printed on.
16:06
Wait! Where ya going?!
16:08
SpongeBob!
What are you doing back here?
16:13
You expect the customers
to eat this?
16:17
And now, thanks to you,
they're leaving in boatloads.
16:19
Maybe this thing is out of ink.
16:25
[sighing] No, boy,
you're missing the point.
16:26
You can't make Krabby Patties
with ink and paper.
16:29
You gotta put your heart
into it, boy.
16:32
Now get back to making
them patties the right way
16:34
and stop acting so dull.
16:36
What you call dull,
I call normal.
16:38
Well, till you decide
to start making them patties
16:41
the way only you can,
I want you out of my place.
16:44
[doorbell ringing]
16:49
Hi. How are ya?
16:51
I never thought
I'd hear myself say this,
16:53
but please, come in, SpongeBob.
16:55
Thank you.
16:58
Tell me, what are you doing
cooped up in here
16:59
when the weather outside is
so normal?
17:01
Well, today is dusting day,
17:04
the day I dust
my 483 self portraits.
17:06
Wow, that's something
you don't see
17:09
in the average house.
17:11
You know, SpongeBob, it's okay
to be a little different.
17:13
And you know
what else is abnormal?
17:18
Your nose,
it's all bulbous and flappy.
17:20
Your eyes are a little odd too.
17:25
Looks like your whole face
could use some work.
17:27
There. There we go.
17:31
See? Looking normal already.
[shrieking]
17:32
One more thing, Squidward.
You don't wear pants.
17:35
And stay out of my home!
17:39
[door slamming]
17:41
Huh.
17:45
Oh, what happened?
17:46
I lost my job,
then my best friend,
17:48
and now I'm too normal
for Squidward.
17:50
Maybe I have taken
this normal thing too far.
17:52
No problem, SpongeBob.
You made yourself normal.
17:55
Now all you have to do is
re-weird yourself.
17:58
All it'll take is
a mental adjustment
18:01
and some tight clenching.
Now focus...
18:03
[groaning]
and clench.
18:07
[groaning]
18:10
Oh, well,
if I'm going to get weird,
18:17
I'm going to need
to see a professional.
18:19
Mmm.
18:27
[belching]
18:30
What's happening?
18:33
The final transformation.
18:36
Huh?
18:41
What happened?
18:43
I don't know. I guess
I became permanently normal.
18:44
No!
18:48
I don't wanna be normal.
[crying]
18:50
[knocking]
Go away!
18:53
We're in mourning!
18:54
[crying]
18:55
It's me, Squidward.
I'm looking for SpongeBob.
18:57
Hi.
19:02
How are ya?
19:06
[screaming]
19:07
SpongeBob, you're back
to your square shape.
19:10
Wow. I guess Squidward's
normal look scared me
19:13
back to my original form.
Thanks, buddy.
19:16
You saved my life.
19:19
Wonderful weather we're having,
hmm?
19:20
It sure is, buddy.
It sure is.
19:22
[laughing]
19:27
[sighing]
I was really looking forward
19:28
to a day of sportsmanship
and male bonding.
19:30
Thanks a lot, rain!
19:33
Meow.
19:36
Say, that gives me an idea.
19:38
[drilling, hammering]
19:49
[groaning]
19:53
[drilling, hammering]
20:00
[screaming]
20:05
[grunting]
20:09
- Hey! Hello?
[grunting]
20:10
Nitwit morons.
[screaming]
20:13
Oh, hi, Squidward.
Up from your slumber. I see.
20:17
Well, you're just in time
to indulge in a friendly game
20:21
of indoor miniature golf.
20:23
I will not indulge in anything
20:26
friendly or otherwise
with the likes of you two.
20:28
And presently I am heading back
20:31
to enjoy a well deserved
mid morning nap.
20:33
Ooh,
but we sculpted your likeness
20:37
out of butter on hole five.
20:39
I don't care!
Listen up.
20:44
I will not be woken
from my nap again.
20:47
And if I am, I'm gonna-
20:52
Join us on the back nine?
20:55
Just don't let it happen again!
Or else.
20:56
Let's get this game teed off.
21:03
You're up first, my good man.
21:09
[grunting]
21:12
Ooh.
21:15
[grunting]
21:18
I am warning you, two!
Keep it down!
21:22
Better tone down
the calisthenics, Patrick.
21:28
Don't wanna upset Squidward.
21:30
Can't wait to lose, huh?
21:31
No!
21:44
Ooh. If you would just
let me finish my stretches,
21:47
I wouldn't have missed
my first shot.
21:50
Oh, don't worry, Patrick.
21:52
I'm sure you'll get
the hang of it.
21:53
Besides, we're just playing
for fun, right?
21:55
And back, and...
21:58
Nice shot.
22:04
What are you doing?
22:07
Moving my ball.
22:08
Patrick, you have to play it
where it lands.
22:09
Fine. Have it your way.
22:11
Ready to give up?
22:18
Ha! Let's see how you do
against the windmill.
22:21
You haven't got a chance.
22:25
You know, Patrick,
this is just a game.
22:26
Oh, it is just a game
which I am gonna win.
22:28
I think
you're missing the point.
22:32
Speaking of missing.
22:36
Ha! Ya gotta play it
where it lands.
22:40
Watch and learn, SquarePants.
Watch and learn.
22:44
Yes.
Let's see if you can top that.
22:57
Okay.
23:00
SpongeBob readies
the approach shot.
23:04
He's gotta be very careful
he doesn't hook the shot here,
23:06
because this would certainly be
an inopportune time for a bogey.
23:09
A pressure-packed shot
to be sure.
23:14
Aw.
[all whispering]
23:27
Looks like we're tied,
three shots to three.
23:31
Shots.
[chuckles]
23:35
They're called strokes in golf,
Patrick. Not shots.
23:37
Whatever.
23:40
And he sinks another hole
in one! That's two in a row!
23:44
All right. You wanna play
competitive, eh? Observe.
23:48
Right between the old wickets.
24:00
Come on bally,
don't fail me now.
24:05
Watch out for the water hazard.
24:07
Patrick, the only hazard
I can see is
24:10
you standing in my shot.
24:13
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
24:14
Fine. Be that way.
I'll just go around you.
24:17
[shattering]
24:23
Oops.
24:25
Vegetables!
24:27
That's what you like,
isn't it, bunny?
24:29
We'll see what we got
in the fridge.
24:30
[chuckles] Whoops.
I'm out of veggies.
24:33
But I got something even better,
Gary's food. Yay!
24:36
[screaming]
24:40
Does bunny wunny like
his dinny winny?
24:42
Alright, Gary's food is out.
Got it.
24:47
I'll get you veggies.
I'll be right back.
24:50
[rumbling]
24:57
[laughing]
25:07
Bunny wunny,
I got a surprise for y-
25:15
[screaming]
25:18
I'm gonna have to chew proof
this whole house fast.
25:24
Hot sauce oughta do the trick.
25:27
[belching]
25:37
[laughing]
25:39
[belching]
25:44
[belching]
25:48
Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
25:52
[unintelligible]
25:58
Ah.
26:03
Uh-oh.
26:05
[belching]
26:08
My comic books!
[screaming]
26:09
I gotta get rid
of all that hot sauce.
26:17
[screaming]
26:27
[flushing]
26:33
No, no, bunny,
don't go in there!
26:36
You'll get lost!
I need my jellyfishing net.
26:37
Where did I put that thing?
26:39
Probably dropped it
in here somewhere.
26:41
Nyah, nyah━ah, got it!
26:43
Hello.
26:46
Patrick, did you fall
between the cushions again?
26:47
No, SpongeBob,
I fell between the cushions.
26:49
But I have a solution
to your bunny problem.
26:52
I love the hunt!
26:56
No, no! No, don't!
Please don't! That's my-
27:04
All right, Patrick,
that's enough hunting.
27:09
You can come out now.
27:11
I can't see where I'm going.
How do I get out of here?
27:13
[screaming]
27:18
SpongeBob, where are I?
27:20
Stay where you are, Patrick!
I've got an idea.
27:24
To the pet shop!
27:26
Thank you!
27:30
Patrick! I bought a second bunny
27:34
to lure the first bunny
out of hiding.
27:36
Hooray!
27:38
[sniffing]
27:50
Huh?
28:04
Hold still, Patrick, I see you.
28:05
[gasping, sighing]
Thanks, buddy.
28:08
Aww, bunnies!
28:13
[laughing]
28:15
One, two... Three?
28:21
More bunnies!
28:27
Yay!
28:29
Uh-oh. Patrick, the hunt is on!
28:35
[yelling]
28:39
Hey!
28:50
[grunting]
28:51
[groaning]
28:55
Get out of my house!
29:01
[grunting]
That'll get 'em out.
29:04
[rumbling]
29:08
[screaming]
29:11
Sorry about your house,
Squidward.
29:15
Yeah, we just heard.
29:17
Thirsty. Thirsty, thirsty,
thirsty, thirsty...
29:24
[sucking]
29:32
[snoring]
29:37
[sucking]
29:39
Meow.
29:44
[horn blowing]
29:46
[sucking]
29:50
Hooray, Gary,
we're finally huge.
29:54
[sucking]
29:57
Meow.
29:59
Wait a minute! Oh, no!
30:00
[sucking]
30:03
Meow.
30:07
Ow. Shell phone.
30:08
I know. I'll call Squidward.
He'll know what to do.
30:11
[ringing]
Hello?
30:13
Squidward!
30:15
Is it time already
for you would ruin my day?
30:17
Squidward, help me!
My house is shrinking!
30:19
I woke up this morning
and it was getting smaller
30:22
[babbling]
30:24
[dial tone]
30:26
Oh, no!
30:27
Yep, it is.
30:29
[screaming]
30:31
Huh? Is it time already
to ruin Squid's day?
30:32
[screaming]
30:36
[rattling]
30:37
Hey, SpongeBob,
don't start without me!
30:39
[sucking]
30:41
[belching]
30:47
Oh. Nematodes.
30:51
The only thing left of my house
is this little pebble.
30:56
What's going on here?
31:00
I've got bad news, guys.
31:02
Look at what happened
to my house. It's gone.
31:03
It's all gone.
What am I gonna do?
31:07
Where am I gonna live?
31:11
Yeah.
31:13
Hey, SpongeBob,
your house is gone.
31:15
Well, what can I say?
31:19
It's been great knowing you
SpongeBob.
31:21
Good luck somewhere else.
I'm gonna miss you.
31:22
Boo hoo. Boo hoo! Boo hoo!
Boo- [laughing]
31:26
Boo hoo!
31:32
Squid's taking it real hard.
31:33
Boo hoo!
31:35
What are you going to do now?
31:37
I guess I'll have to move back
with my mom and dad.
31:39
No, wait a minute.
No, you don't.
31:43
We can build you a new house.
31:47
We can't build a house.
31:49
Well, sure it's easy.
I built my house all by myself.
31:51
All right, Patrick,
let's get to work.
31:58
Ow! Ow! Ow!
32:06
Oh.
32:19
[screaming]
32:20
[screaming]
32:25
Ow!
32:35
Ow! Ow! Ow!
32:38
We're done.
32:44
Yeah. So, what do you think?
32:45
I wish I lived there.
32:49
Really?
32:51
No.
32:53
One bedroom.
32:56
Tartar sauce.
33:00
You hold too many memories.
33:12
[crying]
33:15
Well, Squidward,
this is goodbye.
33:22
Goodbye, SpongeBob.
Goodbye.
33:25
Goodbye, SpongeBob,
bye, bye, bye.
33:28
Goodbye, SpongeBob.
[laughing]
33:30
Goodbye. Goodbye.
33:32
Come on, SpongeBob.
33:34
Bye, Patrick.
33:35
Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.
Whoa!
33:38
[crying]
33:43
♪ SpongeBob is leaving
He's leaving, he's leaving ♪
33:44
♪ SpongeBob is leaving
He's leaving ♪
33:47
[rumbling]
33:52
My house is back!
34:03
Oh, good old pineapple!
It's just like it used to be!
34:07
The windows! The closet!
34:12
The refrigerator is nice.
34:14
Ah, Squidward, isn't this great?
I'm back forever.
34:16
Forever?
34:21
歌词与翻译
[中文]
早上好，乌贼-
[打喷嚏]
哦，天啊。有一点
打喷嚏适合吗？
是的，我认为你是对的。
我一定是对我家过敏。
[撕裂]
哦，那太糟糕了。
我想你得搬家了。
- 移动？
- 是的。你不能留在这里
或者你过敏
只会变得更糟。
- 嘿，看看那个。
- 看什么？
[打喷嚏]
看，你过敏
情况已经变得更糟了。
但是-但是我要去哪里？
别担心，海绵宝宝。
我会帮你找到
一个很棒的新家。
离这里很远。
但是，章鱼哥，
我喜欢这个老菠萝。
我们经历了很多
一起度过美好时光。
哎呀！
[笑]
[笑]
[打喷嚏]
噢，章鱼哥，
我的喷嚏越来越厉害了。
我会想念我的菠萝，
但我想你是对的。
我有-[打喷嚏]
我得走了。
现在你开始说话了。相信我。
当你离开我时，你会感觉好多了
，
你的菠萝。
章鱼哥，你是个好朋友。
我知道。
[接吻]
这会让
一座很棒的新房子。
你觉得怎么样？
呃。
♪ 哦 ♪
♪ 谁住在香蕉里
在海底？ ♪
♪ 海绵宝宝！ ♪
哇！
我不知道。
这个辣数字怎么样？
♪ 哦 ♪
♪ 谁住在辣椒里
在海底？ ♪
♪ 海绵宝宝！ ♪
[尖叫]
热门列表，但没有。
嗯，有一个很好吃的。
嗯。
♪ 哦 ♪
♪ 谁活着
在鸡肉帕尔玛英雄♪
♪在海底？ ♪
♪ 海绵宝宝！ ♪
[咯咯笑]
不。
这个怎么样？
还不错，
但让我们跳出框框思考。
[风琴演奏]
[喘气]
哇。
漂亮。
这个地方太棒了。
这就像生活在未来。
哦，看看这些很酷的楼梯。
哎呀！
- 呃，海绵宝宝。
- 呼！哦！
章鱼哥！章鱼哥！
[尖叫]
这个地方太棒了。
[呻吟]
是的，是的，不是吗？
我不敢相信
我可以住在这里。
酷多了
比你的房子。
你是对的。这个地方是
对你来说太酷了。
等等。什么？
我的意思是，住在一个地方
这样会给一个人带来
很大的压力。
持续关注，
你会得到
和所有精彩的派对
你会主持。
- 呃？
- 那很好。
当然配得上这个房子。
确实如此。
更不用说
Cool Calamari
的所有封面都是您必须摆出姿势的。
不，我不能让
你经历过这些，海绵宝宝。
所以，我告诉你，
我会为你住在这里。
是的，但是我住在哪里？
你可以拥有我的老房子。
真的吗？你真是太好了。
这样我就可以了
离帕特里克较近的一所房子。
太好了，事情就这么定了。
所以如果你不介意的话，我有
有很多事情要做。
再见。
好的，我想我会再见的-
[闹钟响]
十、九……
- 发生了什么事？！
- 八...
- 哦，不。
- 七、六...
- 这不是闹钟，
- 五、四...
- 倒计时！
- 三，二，一。
[尖叫]
嘿？什么？什么？
那太可怕了。
但这更糟糕！
[尖叫]
多因克。
现在这里真的感觉像家一样。
[呻吟]
章鱼哥。
你顺便来拜访了。
我不会来访。
这是我的房子，
我想要它回来。
抱歉，章鱼哥，
但你给了我
公平而方正的...裤子。
此外，如果我现在搬出去，
我无处可去。
好吧，好吧。我就拿
你的老菠萝
嗯？
抱歉，章鱼哥，
但这现在是我的房子了。
[吱吱作响]
哦，不，
这比我想象的还要糟糕。
[吱吱作响]
我的门！
[吱吱作响]
[喘气]
[玻璃破碎]
[尖叫]
[咕噜声]
[呻吟]
帕特里克！帕特里克！
帕特里克！
[嘟嘟声]
星星先生，我有
第三行是海绵宝宝
。
让他接通。
[嘟嘟声]
帕特里克！帕特里克！
帕特里克星！
哦，嘿，海绵宝宝。
你确实需要清理一下
在这附近。
[吱吱作响]
[尖叫]
这是最大的一个！
[尖叫]
这是世界末日！
投资黄金！
囤积你的饮料 -
[叹气]
我应该知道的。
[咆哮]
这里发生了什么事？
您来得正是时候
伸出援助之手，章鱼哥。
帮忙吗？
不！
帕特里克，给桑迪打电话！
叫她快点过来！
别再说了，伙计。
快点，帕特里克。
我不知道还要多久
这个我能扛得住
你好。奇克的住所。
桑迪，别挂断电话！
- 你想要什么？
- 哦，没什么。
我只是闲逛
与海绵。
你呢？
哦，你知道，一点这个，
一点那个，
很少吸尘。
这听起来很有趣。
我希望我在那儿。
海绵宝宝的房子很无聊。
没有发生任何事情
在这里。
嗯，听起来确实不对
就像什么都没有一样。
到底发生了什么？
哦，
海绵宝宝的菠萝正在腐烂
，并且在我们周围散架。
我们注定了。
我马上过来。
哦，慢慢来。
保持稳定，帕特里克！
但谁知道要多久
支持系统将持续！
噢！
这个地方确实去了
快点下锅。
敲敲门，海绵宝宝。
不，桑迪，不要。
我们绝对不能敲门。
这个菠萝可能会倒塌
稍微有点天啊...
[喘气]
ter。
让我们恢复一下
正在进行中。
好吧，就是这里，加里，
我们的新家。
这一定是帕特里克的
对客厅的贡献。
嘿，老式调味罐。
谢谢你，蟹老板。
[呻吟]
[尖叫]
加里，水槽在哪里？
[尖叫]
[尖叫]
[咕噜声]
加里，
我不认为那是一个水槽。
喵。
感谢您的未来感
浴室，桑迪。
[喵呜]
嗯，不完全是
家乡的甜菠萝，
但我想
情况可能会更糟。
我们还有
我们头上有屋顶
，桌上有食物。
嘿，这让我想起了。
你今天还没吃饭，
你有吗？
抱歉，伙计。
你一定很饿了。
[喵呜]
我-我-我要崩溃了！
如果你和我的意思是曾经-
哦，我的脖子。
我要去
脊椎按摩治疗一周。
好吧，加里，有
只剩下一件事要做了。
致电并获得
这个地方受到谴责。
您好，接线员。
有请市政厅。
破碎梦想办公室。
[喵呜]
哦，加里，对不起。
随着房子里的喧闹，
我完全忘了喂你。
给你，伙计。
罐装菠萝。
哦，加里，你是最棒的。
[笑]
来吧。我们需要
为聚会腾出
内的空间。
[咕噜声]
我在这里需要一点帮助！
抱歉，我的爪子已经满了。
哦，我们把它放在哪里
所有这些垃圾？
跟我走远一点。
[音乐播放]
♪ La da dee, la da dum ♪
我确实出汗了。
[音乐播放]
[呻吟]
海绵宝宝有什么可怕的
我家的家具在做什么？
我们正在装饰海绵宝宝
房子为他庆祝生日。
关于你的一些事情告诉我
你很
室内装饰师。
当然。我没有给自己
所有这些奖项都是白费的。
耶哈。
海绵宝宝的蕾丝看起来会很漂亮
比乡村新娘还要漂亮。
向右迈步进入
本次派对的蟹堡王部分
。
我需要做什么才能进入？
只需同意拍拍即可，
老定时器。
哦，孩子。好的。
[咯咯笑]
哦。好吧，你很好。
嗯。
与我的高雅相比，低俗。
说你是不是有点老了
为了这个小小枯萎的东西？
我正在选角
一个消失在你身上的咒语。
走吧。
走吧。
[笑]
[窒息]
水！
嗯？哇！我有权力。
[哼哼]
蛋糕！
请大家，
不要吃派对食物！
我们必须等待海绵宝宝！
这应该是一个惊喜！
惊喜！
现在不行！
[呻吟]
[玻璃破碎]
抱歉。
请小心。
[破碎]
嘿嘿嘿，
不要坐在那张桌子上。
哦，我只是玩得开心
我还带来了蛋糕。
[打嗝]
[呻吟]
啊。我的尾巴刚刚完成。
这让我比公山羊更热
在胡椒地里！
嗨！
惊喜。
还没有！
[聊天]
我知道。我知道。
[笑]
- 嘿！
[笑]
这个多少钱？
哦，不，那是一份礼物
海绵——十块钱。
给你带来一些有趣的事情。
哦！
我喜欢你的工作。
你有更重的东西吗？
派对游戏！
[欢呼]
嘿，别这样做！
[喘气]
呃哦。
我希望有人带一堵墙
作为礼物。
做两堵墙。
[欢呼]
[笑]
哇！哇！哇！
[笑]
[欢呼]
好主意，泡芙。
一些正能量。
嘿，大家。
舞会！耶哈！
来吧，孩子们，迈开脚步。
[笑]
[呻吟]
噢！
海绵宝宝很快就要回家了。
我不知道要多久
我可以让这些人继续跳舞。
哦，你让我大吃一惊。
惊喜！
现在不行！
一定是忘记了
拿走我的钥匙。
它看起来是开放的。
惊喜。
[打鼾]
给我准备一个惊喜派对？
哦，是的。我来这里是想告诉你，
“惊喜”。
[打哈欠]
哦，谢谢大家。
你已经做到了
我度过的最棒的生日。
[点击]
海绵宝宝？
嗨，你好吗？
这是什么意思？
我采纳了你的建议
从现在开始，我就是正常人了。
正常吧？
- 是的。
- 哦真的吗？
- 是的。
- 任何。
我知道你只是在等待
说一些愚蠢的话。
天气真好。
嗯，是的，确实如此。
好的，再见。
[轻击]
是的。我会，呃，我会见到你。
海绵宝宝，你在做什么
坐在周围？
我们需要蟹黄肉饼
在那里。
是的，先生。
我会正常做。
呃？
[嘟嘟声]
哇，这就是所需要的
这几天吧？
你还能做得更多吗？
哦，天啊。
这就像印钱一样。
我想知道
海绵宝宝里有什么东西。
那到底是什么？
这是谁的房子？
嗨。你好吗？
这是不对的。
我永远不会花钱
又来了。
从来没有？
来吧，伙计们。
这些肉饼不值
它们打印的纸。
等等！你要去哪里？
海绵宝宝！
你回来做什么？
您期望客户
吃这个？
现在，谢谢你，
他们正满载船只离开。
也许这东西没墨水了。
[叹气]不，孩子，
你没有抓住重点。
你无法制作蟹黄肉饼
用墨水和纸。
你必须全心全意
进入它，男孩。
现在继续制作
他们以正确的方式吃肉饼
，别再表现得那么迟钝了。
你所说的沉闷，
我称正常。
好吧，直到你决定为止
开始用你能做的方式制作肉饼
，
我要你离开我的位置。
[门铃响]
嗨。你好吗？
我没想到
我会听到自己这么说，
但是请进来，海绵宝宝。
谢谢。
告诉我，你在做什么
当外面的天气很好时，就被关在这里
这么正常？
嗯，今天是除尘日，
我除尘的日子
我的 483 张自画像。
哇，那是东西
在普通的房子里你看不到
。
你知道，海绵宝宝，没关系
有点不同。
你知道
还有什么不正常的吗？
你的鼻子，
都是球根状的，蓬松的。
你的眼睛也有点奇怪。
看起来像你的整张脸
可以使用一些工作。
那里。我们开始吧。
看到了吗？看起来已经很正常了
[尖叫]
还有一件事，章鱼哥。
你没穿裤子。
别来我家！
[关门声]
嗯。
哦，发生了什么事？
我失业了，
然后是我最好的朋友
，现在我太正常了
为了章鱼哥。
也许我已经采取了
这正常的事情太过分了。
没问题，海绵宝宝。
你让自己变得正常了。
现在您所要做的就是
重新让自己变得奇怪。
所需要做的就是
心理调整
和一些紧握的拳头。
现在集中注意力...
[呻吟]
并握紧。
[呻吟]
哦，好吧，
如果我要变得奇怪，
我需要
去看专业人士。
嗯。
[打嗝]
发生了什么事？
最终的转换。
嗯？
发生了什么？
我不知道。我猜
我变得永远正常了。
不！
我不想变得正常。
[哭泣]
[敲门]
走开！
我们正在哀悼！
[哭泣]
是我，章鱼哥。
我在寻找海绵宝宝。
嗨。
你好吗？
[尖叫]
海绵宝宝，你回来了
到你的正方形。
哇。我猜是章鱼哥
正常的样子吓到我
回到原来的样子。
谢谢，伙计。
你救了我的命。
天气真好，
嗯？
确实如此，伙计。
确实如此。
[笑]
[叹气]
我真的很期待
充满体育精神的一天
和男性关系。
非常感谢，Rain！
喵。
说吧，这给了我一个主意。
[钻孔，锤击]
[呻吟]
[钻孔，锤击]
[尖叫]
[咕噜声]
- 嘿！你好？
[咕噜声]
白痴。
[尖叫]
哦，嗨，章鱼哥。
从你的沉睡中醒来。我懂了。
嗯，来得正是时候
尽情享受
室内迷你高尔夫友谊赛。
我不会沉迷于任何
友好或其他的事情
和你们两个喜欢的人。
现在我要回来
享受当之无愧的
中午小睡。
哦，
但我们在第五洞用黄油雕刻了你的肖像
。
我不在乎！
听着。
我不会被吵醒
再次从我的午睡中。
如果是的话，我会-
加入我们的后九洞？
不要让这种事再次发生！
否则。
让我们开始这个游戏吧。
你先起来，我的好人。
[咕噜声]
哦。
[咕噜声]
我警告你们，两个！
放低点！
更好地降低语气
健美操，帕特里克。
不想让章鱼哥不高兴。
等不及要输了，是吗？
不！
哦。如果你只是想
让我完成我的伸展运动，
我不会错过的
我的第一枪。
哦，别担心，帕特里克。
我相信你会得到
它的窍门。
再说了，我们只是玩玩
为了好玩，对吧？
然后回来，然后...
拍得不错。
你在做什么？
移动我的球。
帕特里克，你必须玩它
它着陆的地方。
好的。随心所欲。
准备好放弃了吗？
哈！让我们看看你怎么做
对着风车。
你没有机会。
你知道，帕特里克，
这只是一个游戏。
哦，这只是一个游戏
我会赢的。
我认为
你没有抓住重点。
说到失踪。
哈！你必须玩它
它着陆的地方。
观看并学习，方裤。
观看并学习。
是的。
让我们看看你能否超越它。
好的。
海绵宝宝准备就绪
进场射击。
他必须非常小心
他不会在这里勾手，
因为这肯定是
吞柏忌的时机不合时宜。
充满压力的镜头
可以肯定的是。
噢。
[大家窃窃私语]
看起来我们是平手，
三枪对三枪。
镜头。
[笑]
它们在高尔夫中被称为“击球”，
帕特里克.不是射击。
无论如何。
然后他又陷了一个洞
合而为一！这可是连续两场啊！
好吧。你想玩
有竞争力，嗯？观察。
就在旧三柱门之间。
来吧，
现在别让我失望。
注意水障碍。
帕特里克，唯一的危险
我可以看到
你站在我的镜头中。
我不知道
你在说什么。
好的。就这样吧。
我就绕着你走吧。
[破碎]
哎呀。
蔬菜！
这就是你喜欢的，
不是吗，兔子？
我们会看看我们得到了什么
在冰箱里。
[轻笑] 哎呀。
我没有蔬菜了
但我得到了更好的东西，
加里的食物。耶！
[尖叫]
小兔子 wunny 喜欢吗
他的小温尼？
好吧，加里的食物已经吃完了。
知道了。
我给你买蔬菜。
我马上回来。
[隆隆声]
[笑]
兔子wunny，
我给你一个惊喜 -
[尖叫]
我必须咀嚼证据
这整个房子都快了。
辣酱应该可以解决问题。
[打嗝]
[笑]
[打嗝]
[打嗝]
啊？不，不，不，不，不，不，不！
[无法理解]
啊。
呃哦。
[打嗝]
我的漫画书！
[尖叫]
我必须摆脱
所有的辣酱。
[尖叫]
[脸红]
不，不，兔子，
别进去！
你会迷路的！
我需要我的捕水母网。
我把那个东西放在哪里了？
可能已经掉了
在这里的某个地方。
呀呀呀，明白了！
你好。
帕特里克，你摔倒了吗
又在坐垫之间吗？
不，海绵宝宝，
我跌倒在垫子之间。
但我有一个解决方案
解决你的兔子问题。
我喜欢狩猎！
不，不！不，不要！
请不要！那是我的-
好吧，帕特里克，
狩猎就够了。
你现在可以出来了。
我看不到我要去哪里。
我怎样才能离开这里？
[尖叫]
海绵宝宝，我在哪里？
留在原地，帕特里克！
我有一个主意。
去宠物店！
谢谢！
帕特里克！我买了第二只兔子
来引诱第一只兔子
从躲藏中出来。
万岁！
[嗅]
啊？
别动，帕特里克，我看到你了。
[喘气，叹气]
谢谢，伙计。
哇哦，兔子们！
[笑]
一、二...三？
更多兔子！
耶！
呃哦。帕特里克，狩猎开始了！
[大喊]
嘿！
[咕噜声]
[呻吟]
滚出我的房子！
[咕哝]
这样就能把他们救出来了。
[隆隆声]
[尖叫]
对不起你的房子，
章鱼哥。
是的，我们刚刚听说。
口渴。渴了，渴了，
渴了，渴了...
[吸吮]
[打鼾]
[吸吮]
喵。
[吹喇叭]
[吸吮]
万岁，加里，
我们终于长大了
[吸吮]
喵。
等一下！哦，不！
[吸吮]
喵。
噢。壳电话。
我知道。我会打电话给章鱼哥。
他会知道该怎么做。
[铃声]
你好？
章鱼哥！
时间到了吗
因为你会毁了我的一天吗？
章鱼哥，帮帮我！
我的房子正在缩小！
我今天早上醒来
而且它越来越小
[胡言乱语]
[拨号音]
哦，不！
是的，确实如此。
[尖叫]
啊？已经到时间了吗
毁了鱿鱼的日子？
[尖叫]
[嘎嘎声]
嘿，海绵宝宝，
没有我就不要开始！
[吸吮]
[打嗝]
哦。线虫。
我家唯一剩下的东西
就是这个小卵石。
这是怎么回事？
伙计们，我有坏消息。
看看发生了什么
到我家。它消失了。
一切都消失了。
我要做什么？
我要住在哪里？
是的。
嘿，海绵宝宝，
你的房子不见了。
好吧，我能说什么？
很高兴认识你
海绵宝宝。
祝其他地方好运。
我会想念你的。
嘘。嘘呼！嘘呼！
嘘-[笑]
嘘嘘！
Squid 真的很难受。
嘘！
你现在要做什么？
我想我得搬回去了
和我的妈妈和爸爸。
不，请稍等。
不，你不知道。
我们可以为您建造一座新房子。
我们无法建造房屋。
嗯，这当然很简单。
我的房子都是我自己建的。
好吧，帕特里克，
让我们开始工作吧。
噢！噢！噢！
哦。
[尖叫]
[尖叫]
噢！
噢！噢！噢！
我们完成了。
是的。那么，你觉得怎么样？
我希望我住在那里。
真的吗？
号
一间卧室。
鞑靼酱。
你拥有太多的回忆。
[哭泣]
好吧，章鱼哥，
这是再见。
再见，海绵宝宝。
再见。
再见，海绵宝宝，
再见，再见，再见。
再见，海绵宝宝。
[笑]
再见。再见。
来吧，海绵宝宝。
再见，帕特里克。
再见，比基尼泳裤。
哇！
[哭泣]
♪ 海绵宝宝要走了
他要走了，他要走了 ♪
♪ 海绵宝宝要走了
他要走了♪
[隆隆声]
我的房子回来了！
哦，好老菠萝！
就像以前一样！
窗户！衣柜！
冰箱很好。
啊，章鱼哥，这不是很棒吗？
我永远回来了。
永远？
[英语]
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重点词汇
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allergic /əˈlɜːrdʒɪk/ B2 |
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pineapple /ˈpaɪnæpəl/ A2 |
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fabulous /ˈfæbjʊləs/ B2 |
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pressure /ˈprɛʃər/ B1 |
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horrible /ˈhɔːrəbəl/ A2 |
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settling /ˈsɛtəlɪŋ/ B1 |
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countdown /ˈkaʊndaʊn/ B1 |
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condemned /kənˈdɛmd/ C1 |
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furniture /ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər/ A1 |
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interior /ɪnˈtɪriər/ B2 |
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decorator /ˈdɛkəreɪtər/ B2 |
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vanishing /ˈvænɪʃɪŋ/ B2 |
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normal /ˈnɔːrməl/ A2 |
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transformation /ˌtrænsfərˈmeɪʃən/ B2 |
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miniature /ˈmɪniətʃər/ C1 |
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重点语法结构
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Having a little sneezing fit, are we?
➔ 分词短语作状语
➔ 该短语描述了主语的状态，是“Are you having...?”的简略表达方式。
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You can't stay here or your allergy will just get worse.
➔ 条件连词（“or”表示“否则”）
➔ 这里“or”隐含了“如果你不搬走，你的过敏症就会加重”的意思。
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We've had a lot of good times together.
➔ 现在完成时
➔ 用于描述一个始于过去并与现在相关的经历。
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You'll feel so much better when you're clear of me.
➔ 一般将来时与时间状语从句
➔ 主句使用将来时，而时间状语从句（“when...”）使用一般现在时。
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I can't let you go through that, SpongeBob.
➔ 使役动词结构（let + 宾语 + 动词原形）
➔ 这里的“let someone do something”结构意为“允许”。
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I should have known.
➔ 情态动词完成式（should have + 过去分词）
➔ 用于表达对过去未按预期发生的事件的后悔或批评。
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You're just in time to lend a hand, Squidward.
➔ 包含目的不定式的习语
➔ “Lend a hand”是习语，意为“帮助”。不定式跟在“in time”后表示目的。
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We must never ever knock.
➔ 情态动词与强调副词
➔ 副词“never ever”加强了“must”所表达的禁止语气。
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