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[中文]

嘿。

我已经收拾好行李，准备出发了。

>> 哦。

>> 没错。爸爸和乔伊叔叔今天

要去旅行。我们要去巴巴多斯参加

会议。

>> 对吧？

>> 嗯。

>> 你能说巴巴多斯吗？

>> 巴巴多斯。

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿。

我必须说，这对我来说意义重大

你们大老远跑到

那里来听我演讲。

哦，我有一个惊喜。

我必须幕后操纵，但我

能够让每个人都获得

整个会议的通行证。这是正确的。

>> [笑声]

>> 这些婴儿将带您参加所有

古生物学讲座和研讨会。

>> 你有什么可以让我们

摆脱它们的吗？

>> [清喉咙]

[笑声]

>> 是的，罗斯。我的意思是，我们很高兴

听到演讲，但剩下的

时间我们想做，你

知道，岛上的事情。

>> 我想大卫可能想听

一些讲座。

>> 哦，对了。因为他是一名科学家。

>> 不，不。嗯，因为，你知道，他

已经在明斯克呆了 8 年了。如果他

受到太多阳光直射，他就会

死亡。

>> 好吧，[笑声]我们最好走了。是的？嗯，

，我们明天见。

>> 好吧。我们开始做吧。与查理一起乘坐 5 小时的

航班。喝几杯。

盖上毯子，做

自然的事情。

>> 这是一条毯子，乔，而不是

隐形斗篷。

>> 但他已经下令了，我想

开始庆祝并举杯。

致菲比。

她的袜子掉了。

>> 噢。

>> 什么？

>> [笑声]

>> 不，艾玛的袜子掉了。妈妈来了吗？我今天

想和她一起吃午饭。她

告诉我她出城了。

>> 罗斯，她还没注意到

婴儿袜在地上。

>> 这是一个很好的祝酒词。

>> [笑声]

>> 妈妈，你能引起她的注意吗？

>> 哦，什么？

>> 妈妈。

>> [笑声]

>> 噢，看在上帝的份上，朱迪，拿起

袜子！拿起袜子！

拿起袜子！

抱歉，这样很粗鲁吗？

>> 呃，再见。

>> 再见，亲爱的。

>> 乔，怎么了？

>> 你的离开让我很生气。

你

只不过是一个大离职者。

带着一个愚蠢的手提箱的大离开者。

>> [笑声]

>> 你是否有可能试图挑衅

，让这一切变得更容易？

>> 哦，你看透我了吗？

>> [笑声]

[鼓掌]

>> 嘿，好吧，

再见，妈妈。

再见，罗斯。雷切尔。

再见，艾玛。

>> 好的，再见。

祝你旅途愉快。

好的。

>> 马尔科姆。

嘿，我可以借一下保时捷吗？

>> 好的。

>> 我会毁掉它。

>> 但是，呃，

这不是什么？

>> 招待女性朋友的地方。

>> 还有什么不是？

>> 吃意大利面的地方。

>> 非常好。

>> 谢谢。

>> 你需要它做什么？

>> 哦，好吧，呃强力球彩票已经

达到 3 亿，而且他们在纽约不卖

彩票，所以。

>> 哦，那么您要开车去康涅狄格州？

>> 是的，康涅狄格州，不是西弗吉尼亚州。

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿，也许我会开车送你去那里。我

想自己买一些票。是的，

如果钱德勒没有得到报酬，我们真的可以

使用 3 亿美元。

>> 是的，因为如果我在原来的工作岗位，

我们会说，“3 亿？不，谢谢。”

>> 嘿，你也能给我买票吗？

>> 是的，我也是。

>> 当然。

>> 哦，我有一个主意。为什么我们不

都投入50美元，我们将把我们的钱

集中在一起，然后如果我们赢了，我们将

平分它。

>> 噢，这是个好主意。

>> 不，谢谢。

>> 您不想中彩票吗？

>> 嗯，我当然知道。我也想成为国王

我自己的国家，看看

发生在阿米莉亚埃尔哈特身上。

>> [笑声]

>> 还在看阿米莉亚·埃尔哈特吗？

>> 那个女人就这样消失了。

>> Susie、Ross，你们不想参与其中吗？

>> 不。你知道

中彩票的几率是多少吗？我的意思是，您被

。

闪电击中 42 次的几率更高

>> 是的，但我们有六个人，所以我们只需

被闪电击中七次

次。

>> 我喜欢这些赔率。

>> [笑声]

>> 说真的，你们这些家伙，我不敢相信

你们会花250美元

买彩票。我的意思是，这真是一群

的嘘声曲棍球。

>> 我会问。

>> [笑声]

>> 曲棍球？

>> 哦，哦，我们认为艾玛即将开始

说话，所以我们要小心

我们在她面前使用的词语。

>> 是的，所以准备好听到很多呃

嘘曲棍球，天哪，还有兄弟

皱眉。

>> 你怎么知道她要开始

说话？

>> 嗯，当我和她说话时，我几乎感觉

她明白我在说什么。

>> 有点像乔伊。

>> 现在是什么情况？

>> 乔伊正在屋顶举办一场秘密的《我们的

生活》派对，他派

你们去看戏，目的是除掉你们。

>> 什么？

>> 等等，发生了什么事？

>> 乔伊正在屋顶举办一场秘密的 Days of Our

Lives 派对。而且他

不想让你们知道这件事，

但我来这里是为了告诉你们。

>> [笑声]

>> 我以为你来是说你病了。

>> 好吧，教授还是侦探？

>> [笑声]

>> 乔伊正在举办派对，而他

不会邀请我们？

>> 是的，他每年都会这样做。这就是为什么

他要送你去看戏。这就是为什么

他送我们去那家中世纪餐厅

和那个纽扣工厂，还有

那个可怕的博物馆之旅？

>> 不，是我安排的。

嘿，大家好，我要睡觉了。玩得开心。

>> [笑声]

>> 我知道你的派对，乔伊。

>> 什么派对？

>> 游戏结束。脱掉你的长袍。

>> 好吧，我是说

>> 不！

>> [笑声]

>> 很高兴见到你。

>> 你不会相信这一点。我

刚刚向艾玛道晚安，她

说了第一句话。

>> 什么？

她说什么？

>> 她说“gleeba”。

>> [笑声]

>> 让我富有。

这不是很神奇吗？

>> 哦，是的，不不不，那太好了。

>> 什么？你为什么不更兴奋一点呢？

>> 呃 Rachel，

gleeba 不是一个词。

>> 嗯，当然是。

>> 好吧，呃，这是什么意思？

>> 好吧，

我不认识所有单词。

>> 好吧，我只是很高兴我没有

错过我女儿的第一句话。

>> 嗯，是的，你做到了。格利巴是一个词。

>> 好的，在句子中使用它。

>> 好吧，

呃艾玛刚刚说了 gleeba。

>> [鼓掌]

>> 这不是一个词。

>> 哦，好吧好吧，好吧。我要

查找一下。

>> 哦哦，好的，太棒了。你知道吗？当

你正在做这件事时，

前几天她又说了一句话。你不会吗？你不会抬头看看

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧。好吧好吧，格利巴。格利巴

格利巴格利巴。

哦，就是这里。某种真菌的肉质孢子

内部物质。

>> [笑声]

>> 她将成为一名科学家。

>> 我想说的是，我不认为

乔伊和查理有任何

共同点。

>> 我不知道。他们似乎对彼此的扁桃体有着共同的

兴趣。

>> 哇，乔伊和教授。你能

想象如果他们有孩子吗？如果

孩子们拥有她的智力和乔伊的原始

性吸引力，那些书呆子就会

上床。

好吧。那么，Ross，你对

这一切都满意吗？我的意思是

>> 不，这没什么大不了的。我的意思是，我只是

遇见了她。我没问题。

呃，天哪，我忘了她有多性感。

>> [笑声]

>> 我要去买更多咖啡。

>> 嘿。

哦，你知道，我会跟你一起去的。

>> 好的。

>> 那么，教授，是吗？

>> 是的，她很酷而且很聪明。

她的心思非常尖刻。

但她不是这样的。

>> [笑声]

>> 我觉得我欠你一个解释。

我通常不会在聚会上亲吻

个男人。

我呃

嗯，我有点尴尬。

我真的希望你不要小看

我。

>> 不，少想你吗？不，我并不认为你比

低。我的意思是，你看到了你喜欢的人

并且你吻了他们。我的意思是，

那些喜欢某人

却不亲吻他们的人，那些

的人都是愚蠢的。我讨厌那些人。

>> 你知道，实际上，我对自己有点

感到惊讶。我的意思是，乔伊与我通常约会的人有很大不同

。

我的意思是，他们都是教授，

知识分子，大部分是古生物学家。

你知道，非常理智。

>> 类型。

嘿，如果我们想在

工作前吃点东西，我们最好尖刻一点。

不？

我已经接近了吗？

我们终于找到了保姆。这是莫莉。

莫莉、钱德勒、乔伊。

>>嗨。

>>嗨。

>> 哦，有人有点挑剔了。

>> 你说得对，我就是。我已经

等待 cookie 7 分钟了。

>> 好的。

>> 你知道吗？我要带

她出去。

>> 不，你留下来。我会做的。

>> 好的。

>> 很高兴认识你们。

>> 是的，你也是。你也是。

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 哦，哇。莫莉太棒了。

>> 嗯，是的。太棒了，热辣的保姆。

>> 什么？你真的认为她很性感吗？

>> 你在开玩笑吗？如果我没有结婚，

她现在就会拒绝我。

>> [笑声]

>> 乔伊？

>> 你觉得她怎么样？

>> 我是唯一一个不认为

她很性感的人吗，罗斯？

>> 我的意思是

我的意思是她不是没有吸引力，但是

很性感，是吧？

>> 谢谢。

>> 现在瑞秋走了，太热了。昨晚我自己

哭着入睡。

>> [掌声]

>> 他跳上雪橇，向他的团队

吹了一声口哨，然后他们都像蓟花一样

飞走了。但我听到

他在开车离开视线之前喊道，

“祝大家圣诞快乐，祝大家

晚安。”

>> [笑声]

>> 哇。

太棒了。

>> 嗯。

>> 这真的是你写的吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 说再见，精灵们。我要去塔尔萨了

>> 我不敢相信你不会

来这里过圣诞节。

>> 你真的不回来了吗？

>> 是的，我们有

需要在

年年底之前提交的所有文件。如果我没有完成它，我就会被

解雇。

>> 这太不公平了。你甚至不喜欢你的

工作。

>> 那么，谁呢？

>> 哦，我喜欢我的工作。我迫不及待地想

回去工作。

>> 获得足够的恐龙。

>> [笑声]

>> 很抱歉我不会在这里。

>> 在

这一周见不到你已经够难受的了，但在圣诞节

，这就是你必须做的事情，我

明白。

>> 谢谢。

元旦见。

>> 你不打算在

除夕夜来这里吗？

>> 我没有提到吗？

>> 否。

>> 祝大家晚安。

>> 钱德勒·宾。

>> 嗨亲爱的，我们都在这里。我们只是想

祝您圣诞快乐。

>> 圣诞快乐。

>> [笑声]

>> 噢，圣诞快乐。我想念你们。

>> 可怕吗？每个人都在努力工作

吗？

>> 呃，不。只有我和温迪。

>> 温迪？这听起来像一个女孩的名字。

>> 是的。我没有告诉过你关于她的事吗？

>> 嗯。嗯。关于你告诉我的时间

关于除夕夜。

其他人都在哪里？

>> 我送他们回家了。

>> 哇，你真是个好老板。她

漂亮吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 呃呃回答得更快。回答更快。

我不知道。回答得更好。更好地回答

。

>> [笑声]

>> 我不那样想她，你知道的。

我的意思是，她是一位呃她是一位同事。

>> 她在那里做什么？

>> 哦，她是地区副总裁。她的位置是

，就在我下面。

>> 她做了什么？

>> [笑声]

>> 在我下面。

哦，等等。温迪是

俄克拉荷马州小姐亚军吗？

>> 什么？

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，她没有赢。

>> 好吧。好吧，也许我应该让你

和

俄克拉荷马州第二漂亮的女孩回去工作。

>> 嗯，那年第二漂亮的。我

的意思是，在俄克拉荷马州的所有女孩中，

她可能是

>> 哦，钱德勒，别说话了。

>> [笑声]

>> 亲爱的，

真的没什么好担心的。

>> 好的。

>> 我是认真的。

>> 好的。

>> 圣诞快乐。

>> 圣诞快乐。

>> 圣诞快乐，你们。

>> 是的，因为我是一个坏人。巴拉，巴拉，

巴拉，巴拉，巴拉，巴拉，巴拉，巴拉，

巴拉，巴拉，巴拉。

>> [笑声]

[哼哼]

>> 妻子打招呼。

>> 啊，有趣的谈话。

>> 哦，好吧，她刚刚有了一个奇怪的想法

，呃，你知道，仅仅因为你和我

独自一人，就会有事情

发生。

>> 啊？真的吗？

呵呵。

那

会那么可怕吗？

>>

担心这可能是错误的事情，

但

你在我唯一的领带上沾上了火腿。

>> 嘿。

>> 天啊。

>> 嘿。

>> 天啊

>> 嘿。

看看那个。这是圣诞节的奇迹。

>> [笑声]

>> 你在这儿做什么？

>> 我想和你在一起。

我非常想念你。

>> 嘿嘿，呃你最想念谁？

>> 莫妮卡。

>> 明白了。

>> [笑声]

>> 我再也不想离开你了。

>> 但我想如果你离开，

就会被解雇。

>> 结果他们不能解雇我

，因为我辞职了。

>> 什么？

>> 什么？你你真的辞职了？

>> 是的。这是一份愚蠢的工作，我无法

忍受离开你。为什么我应该成为

唯一一个无法做

他真正想做的事情的人？

>> 那么，你到底想做什么？

>> 我还没有想清楚这一点。

>> [笑声]

>> 天哪。

>> 我知道。我应该先和你谈谈

。

>> 不，我认为这就是您想要

执行的操作。我认为这很棒。

>> 谢谢。

>> 钱德勒，

你在这里是我能想象到的最好的圣诞

礼物。

>> 噢。

>> 现在，也给我我真正的礼物。

>> 生日快乐

哦，稍后见。

>> 嘿，瑞秋，

有人给你买了鞋子。哦，给我。

>> 哇。

>> 天啊

>> [尖叫]

>> 天啊。

>> 哦，

这些是我的老鼠宝宝。

>> [笑声]

>> 是的。

我们现在有老鼠宝宝了。

>> 哦，你带老鼠

来参加我的生日聚会？

>> 所以，这就是中风的感觉。

>> [笑声]

>> 我必须把它们带来。我们杀了他们的

母亲。他们现在是我们的责任。

>> 你知道，他们需要持续的照顾。

你应该知道这一点，雷切尔。你是一位

母亲。

>> 你把我女儿比作老鼠吗？

>> 不，七只老鼠。

>> [笑声]

>> 我想我们应该把它们带回家。我们

需要喂养它们。

>> 什么？什么？你要离开我的

队伍去照顾一箱老鼠吗？

>> 抱歉，Rachel，但我不像你，

好吗？不是每个人都能负担得起帮助。

>> [笑声]

>> 哦，嘿。感谢上帝，你们都在这里。

>> 发生了什么事？

>> 这里一切都是颠倒的。下雨了

整天没人看电视，而

罗斯很有名。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，我不想惊动

任何人，

但是莫妮卡的头发比我们着陆时

大两倍。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，当我去

湿度高的地方时，它会变得有点额外，

好吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 这就是为什么我们的蜜月照片看起来

像我和戴安娜·罗斯。

来吧，我会告诉你们去哪里

办理入住手续。

>> 哦，亲爱的，你能确保我们得到一张

特大号床吗？

>> 哦，大卫，也给我们买一份吧。哦，还有

，看看他们有没有心形的。

天花板上有镜子。

>> [笑声]

>> 并且确保我们的房间不在

他们的房间旁边。

>> 我找到了一份广告工作。

>> 哦，

亲爱的，太不可思议了。天啊，

工资怎么样？

哦，来吧，朋友们。

来吧，如果我不知道谁制作

最多，我怎么知道我最喜欢

谁呢？嗨乔伊。

>> 好吧，实际上它没有任何回报。这是

实习。哦，那太酷了。我们的 Days of Our Lives 有

名实习生。是的，所以

会是一样的，只是与

你的性行为减少了。

>> 那么，你认为

他们会让你在那里做什么？

>> 嗯，这是一个培训计划，但在

最后他们雇用了他们喜欢的人。

>> 太棒了。

>> 是的，我的意思是可能会

做一些繁重的工作，可能会

发臭，你知道，成年人给

人喝咖啡有点丢脸。

耻辱和高贵。

谢谢。

>> [笑声]

>> 你知道，如果我没有

工作，我想我在广告方面会非常

。

>> 罗斯，你没有想出“Got Milk”。

>> 是的，我做到了。我做到了。

我应该把它写下来。

>> 我只是想让你知道我

改变了主意。我会去做的。我是

要亲吻乔伊。

>> 不，你不能。朋友勾搭是一个

坏主意。

>> 请问，你和钱德勒呢？

>> 那是不同的。我喝醉了并且

很愚蠢。嗯，你好。

那些向您提供

电话号码的人怎么样了？什么

你为什么不亲吻其中一个呢？

>> 我可以。我可以，但我不想。我

想亲吻乔伊。

>> 好的。我认为这是一个很大的错误，

，但这是你的决定。

>> 我要做。

>> 我无法阻止你。号

>> [音乐和歌唱]

[音乐]

>> 嘿，瑞秋，你在什么地方见过查理

吗？

>> [音乐和唱歌]

>> 我比他聪明。

>> 你们，以防万一，如果我们擦这盏灯，也许会有一个精灵

出来。

那东西变热了。

>> 你认识罗斯，继续开你的

笑话吧。如果我们

真的赢了，你会有什么感觉？

>> 呃，你不会赢的。

>> 哦，我知道。我知道

我们的胜算不大，但必须有人获胜，而这个人可能是

我们。然后你会有什么感觉？

你知道，我们都会说，

“哦，大家让我们乘坐

直升机前往洞穴。”你会

会

就像，“哦，我不能，伙计们。我必须在那里见到

你们。我必须给

现代汽车加油。”

>> [掌声]

>> 好吧，我在录音带上听到过自己的声音，但我

听起来一点也不像。

>> [笑声]

>> 我现在可以看到标题了。彩票

中奖者的朋友充满遗憾地吃掉了

自己的手臂。

>> 为什么我要吃自己的手臂？

>> 好吧，你不会，但我们拥有

论文。我们可以打印任何我们想要的东西。

>> 你知道罗斯是什么吗？我将为您投入

50 美元。

>> 为什么？

>> 因为我知道我知道你认为

彩票是嘘曲棍球。

>> [笑声]

>> 但我们都在这里。我们要观看

数字并享受乐趣。

你是我的兄弟，我希望你成为其中的

一部分。

>> 好吧，你不必这样做。我的意思是

我会自己付钱，但

只是因为你希望我和你们一起

玩得开心。太甜了。来这里

。

>> 获取房间。

>> 你唱过《宝贝回来了》，不是吗？

>> 如果没有别的办法，那个女孩就是

的屁股。

>> 她出汗了？湿的？必须像

涡轮老兵一样继续前进。

>> 伙计们。

>> 是的。

>> 伙计们。

>> 是的。

>> 你的女朋友有屁股吗？

>> 天哪，是的。

>> 然后摇匀。

>> 摇一摇。

>> 摇一摇。

>> 摇一摇。

>> 摇晃那个讨厌的屁股。

>> [笑声]

>> 宝贝回来了。

>> 从顶部再看一遍。我喜欢

大屁股，而且我不能说谎。

>> [笑声]

>> 瑞秋，拜托。这太

不合适了。

>> [音乐]

>> 啊，这不是很好吗？

好安静。我可以整天躺在这里。

>> 哦，我知道。

打开窗帘。打开你的窗帘。

>> 很高兴我们有一间相连的房间。

>> 太阳出来了。

>> 嘿，还记得我有科尼利厄斯的时候吗？

>> 好的，听着。 [笑声] 你去

游泳池预订椅子，我会

拿杂志和乳液。

>> 呃女士们，罗斯，演讲时间为 45

分钟。

>> 不！

>> [笑声]

>> 墙很薄，伙计们。

>> [音乐]

>> 然后我们必须权衡

最近的MRI扫描和DNA测试的数据，

这对从多年的简单碳

提出了质疑。

年代测定中收集的信息

>> 看看那个坐在

泳池边晒黑的女人。

如此皮革般且有皱纹。我太

嫉妒了。

>> 最后，考虑最近发现的大量新

物种，

巨龙、

阿根廷龙、

>> 更不用说冷龙了。

>> [笑声]

>> 这只是食草动物。我什至不

讨论食肉动物。

他们的头已经太大了，考虑到他们

很讽刺。

大脑发育不良，这

>> [笑声]

>> 真的吗？

>> [笑声]

[音乐]

[英语]

Hey.

I'm all packed and ready to go.

>> Oh.

>> That's right. Daddy and Uncle Joey are

going on a trip today. We're going to a

conference in Barbados.

>> Right?

>> Mhm.

>> Can you say Barbados?

>> Barbados.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey.

I got to say, it means so much to me

that you guys are coming all the way

over there to to hear me give my speech.

Oh, and I have a surprise.

I had to pull some strings, but I was

able to get everyone passes to the

entire conference. That's right.

>> [laughter]

>> These babies will get you into all the

paleontology lectures and seminars.

>> Do you have anything that will get us

out of them?

>> [clears throat]

[laughter]

>> Yeah, Ross. I mean, we're excited to

hear the speech, but the rest of the

time we're going to want to do, you

know, island stuff.

>> I think David will probably want to hear

a few lectures.

>> Oh, right. Because he's a scientist.

>> No, no. Well, because, you know, he's

been in Minsk for 8 years. And if he

gets too much direct sunlight, he'll

die.

>> Okay, [laughter] we better go. Yeah? Um,

so we'll see you guys tomorrow.

>> All right. Let's do it. 5-hour flight

with Charlie. Have a couple drinks. Get

under that blanket and do what comes

natural.

>> It's a blanket, Joe, not a cloak of

invisibility.

>> But he has ordered, I would like to

start the celebration and make a toast.

To Phoebe.

She dropped her sock.

>> Aw.

>> What?

>> [laughter]

>> No, Emma dropped her sock. Mom's here? I

wanted to have lunch with her today. She

told me she was out of town.

>> Ross, she still has not noticed that the

baby sock is on the ground.

>> It's a good toast.

>> [laughter]

>> Mom, will you please get her attention?

>> Oh, what?

>> Mommy.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, for God's sake, Judy, PICK UP THE

SOCK! PICK UP THE SOCK!

PICK UP THE SOCK!

I'M SORRY, WAS THAT RUDE?

>> UH, BYE.

>> BYE, HONEY.

>> What's the matter, Joe?

>> I'm mad at you for leaving.

You're

nothing but a big leaver.

Big leaver with a stupid suitcase.

>> [laughter]

>> Any chance you're trying to pick a fight

to make all of this easier?

>> Oh, do you see right through me?

>> [laughter]

[applause]

>> Hey, well,

bye, Mom.

Bye, Ross. Rachel.

Bye, Emma.

>> Okay, bye-bye.

Have a good trip.

Okay.

>> Malcolm.

Hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

>> Okay.

>> I'll wreck it.

>> But, uh,

what is it not?

>> A place to entertain my lady friends.

>> And what else is it not?

>> Place to eat spaghetti.

>> Very good.

>> Thanks.

>> What do you need it for, anyway?

>> Oh, well, the uh Powerball lottery is up

to 300 million, and they don't sell

tickets here in New York, so.

>> Oh, so you're driving up to Connecticut?

>> Yeah, Connecticut, not West Virginia.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there. I'd

like to buy some tickets myself. Yeah,

with Chandler not getting paid, we could

really use 300 million dollars.

>> Yes, because if I was at my old job,

we'd say, "300 million? No, thank you."

>> Hey, will you get me tickets, too?

>> Yeah, me, too.

>> Sure.

>> Oh, I have an idea. Why don't we all

pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money

together, and then if we win, we'll

split it.

>> Oh, that's that's a great idea.

>> No, thanks.

>> You don't want to win the lottery?

>> Uh sure I do. I also want to be king of

my own country and find out what

happened to Amelia Earhart.

>> [laughter]

>> Still on Amelia Earhart?

>> The woman just vanished.

>> Susie, Ross, you don't want in on this?

>> No. Do Do you know what your odds are of

winning the lottery? I mean, you have a

better chance of being struck by

lightning 42 times.

>> Yes, but there's six of us, so we'd only

have to get struck by lightning seven

times.

>> I like those odds.

>> [laughter]

>> Seriously, you guys, I can't believe

you're going to spend $250

on the lottery. I mean, that's such a

bunch of boo hockey.

>> I'll ask.

>> [laughter]

>> Boo hockey?

>> Oh, oh, we think Emma's about to start

talking, so we're trying to be careful

about what words we use in front of her.

>> Yeah, so get ready to hear a lot of uh

boo hockey, gosh darn it, and brother

pucker.

>> How do you know she's going to start

talking?

>> Well, when I talk to her, I almost feel

like she understands what I'm saying.

>> Kind of like Joey.

>> What's that now?

>> Joey is having a secret Days of Our

Lives party up on the roof, and he sent

you guys to the play to get rid of you.

>> What?

>> Wait, what's what's going on?

>> Joey is having a secret Days of Our

Lives party up on the roof. And and he

didn't want you guys to know about it,

but I came over here to tell you.

>> [laughter]

>> I thought you came to say you were sick.

>> All right, PROFESSOR OR DETECTIVE?

>> [laughter]

>> JOEY'S HAVING A PARTY and he wasn't

going to invite us?

>> Yeah, he does it every year. That's why

he's sending you to the play. That's why

he sent us to that medieval restaurant

and to that button factory, and that

that horrible museum tour?

>> No, I arranged that.

Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.

>> [laughter]

>> I know about your party, Joey.

>> What party?

>> The game's over. Take off your robe.

>> Okay, I mean

>> No!

>> [laughter]

>> NICE MEETING YOU.

>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. I WAS

JUST saying goodnight to Emma, and she

said her first words.

>> What?

What did she say?

>> She said gleeba.

>> [laughter]

>> MAKE ME RICH.

ISN'T THAT AMAZING?

>> OH YEAH, NO NO NO, that's that's great.

>> What? Why aren't you more excited?

>> Uh Rachel,

gleeba's not a word.

>> Well, of course it is.

>> Okay, uh what does it mean?

>> Well,

I don't know all the words.

>> Well, I'm just I'm just glad I didn't

miss my daughter's first word.

>> Well, yes you did. Gleeba is a word.

>> Okay, use it in a sentence.

>> Okay,

uh Emma just said gleeba.

>> [applause]

>> It's not a word.

>> Oh okay okay okay, fine. I'm going to

look it up.

>> Oh oh okay, great. You know what? While

you're at it, she said another word the

other day. Won't you Won't you look up

>> [laughter]

>> All right. Okay okay, gleeba. Gleeba

gleeba gleeba.

Oh, here it is. The fleshy spore-bearing

inner mass of a certain fungi.

>> [laughter]

>> She's going to be a scientist.

>> All I'm saying is I don't think that

Joey and Charlie have anything in

common.

>> I don't know. They seem to have a shared

interest in each other's tonsils.

>> Wow, Joey and a professor. Can you

imagine if they had kids? And if if the

kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw

sexual magnetism, those nerds would get

laid.

All right. So, Ross, you're okay with

all this? I mean

>> No, it's not a big deal. I mean, I just

met her. I'm fine with it.

Ugh, God, I forgot how hot she was.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm going to get some more coffee.

>> Hey.

Oh, you know, I'll I'll come with you.

>> Okay.

>> So, professor, huh?

>> Yeah, she is cool and she's so smart.

Her mind is totally acrimonious.

Except that's not how she is.

>> [laughter]

>> I feel like I owe you an explanation.

I don't ordinarily go around kissing

guys at parties.

I'm uh

Well, I'm kind of embarrassed.

I really hope you don't think less of

me.

>> No, think less of you? No, I don't think

less of you. I mean, you you saw someone

you liked and you kissed them. I mean,

those people who who like someone and

and don't kiss them, those those people

are stupid. I hate those people.

>> You know, actually, I'm a little

surprised at myself. I mean, Joey is so

different from the guys I usually date.

I mean, they're all professors,

intellectuals, paleontologists mostly.

You know, very cerebral.

>> the type.

Hey, if we want to grab a bite before

work, we better get acrimonious.

No?

Am I getting close?

We finally found a nanny. This is Molly.

Molly, Chandler, Joey.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Oh, somebody's getting a little fussy.

>> You're damn right I am. I've been

waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.

>> Okay.

>> You know what? I'm just going to take

her outside.

>> No, you stay. I'll do it.

>> Okay.

>> Nice to meet you guys.

>> Yeah, you too. You too.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Oh, wow. Molly's just great.

>> Well, yes. Bravo on the hot nanny.

>> What? You really think she's hot?

>> Are you kidding? If I wasn't married,

she'd be rejecting me right now.

>> [laughter]

>> Joey?

>> How do you think she's doing?

>> Am I the only one that doesn't think

that she's hot, Ross?

>> I mean

I mean she's not unattractive, but but

hot, huh?

>> Thank you.

>> Now that Rachel's gone, so hot. I cried

myself to sleep last night.

>> [applause]

>> He sprang to his sleigh, to his team

gave a whistle, and away they all flew

like the down of a thistle. But I heard

him exclaim ere he drove out of sight,

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a

good night."

>> [laughter]

>> Wow.

That was great.

>> Mhm.

>> You really wrote that?

>> [laughter]

>> Uh-huh.

>> Say goodbye, elves. I'm off to Tulsa.

>> I can't believe you're not going to be

here for Christmas.

>> You're really not coming back?

>> Yeah, we have all this paperwork that

needs to be filed by the end of the

year. If I don't get it done, I'll be

fired.

>> It's so unfair. You don't even like your

job.

>> So, who does?

>> Oh, I like my job. I can't wait to go

back to work.

>> get enough dinosaurs.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm sorry I won't be here.

>> It's hard enough not seeing you during

the week, but for Christmas

and what this is what you have to do I

understand.

>> Thanks.

I'll see you New Year's Day.

>> You're not going to be here New Year's

Eve?

>> Did I not mention that?

>> No.

>> And you all a good night.

>> Chandler Bing.

>> Hi honey, we're all here. We just wanted

to wish you a Merry Christmas.

>> Merry Christmas.

>> [laughter]

>> AW, MERRY CHRISTMAS. I MISS YOU GUYS.

>> Was it horrible? Is everybody working

really hard?

>> Uh well, no. It's just uh me and Wendy.

>> Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name.

>> It is. Did I not tell you about her?

>> Mhm. Mhm. About the time you told me

about New Year's Eve.

Where's everybody else?

>> I sent them home.

>> Aw, you are such a good boss. Is she

pretty?

>> [laughter]

>> Uh uh answer faster. Answer faster.

I don't know. Answer better. Answer

better.

>> [laughter]

>> I don't think of her that way, you know.

I mean, she's a uh she's a colleague.

>> What does she do there?

>> Oh, she's regional vice president. She's

just below me.

>> SHE DID WHAT?

>> [laughter]

>> BELOW ME.

OH, WAIT. Is Wendy the runner-up Miss

Oklahoma?

>> What?

>> [laughter]

>> Well, she she didn't win.

>> All right. Well, maybe I should let you

and the second prettiest girl in

Oklahoma get back to work.

>> Well, second prettiest that year. I

mean, of all the girls in Oklahoma,

she's probably

>> Oh, Chandler, stop talking.

>> [laughter]

>> Honey,

there's really nothing to worry about.

>> Okay.

>> I'm serious.

>> Okay.

>> Merry Christmas.

>> Merry Christmas.

>> Merry Christmas, you guys.

>> Yeah, cuz I'm a bad person. Blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah.

>> [laughter]

[snorts]

>> The wife says hi.

>> Ah, fun conversation.

>> Oh, well, she's just got this weird idea

that uh you know, just because you and I

are alone that something's going to

happen.

>> Huh? Really?

Huh.

Would that

be so terrible?

>> This is probably the wrong thing to be

worrying about,

but

you're getting ham on my only tie.

>> Hey.

>> Oh my god.

>> Hey.

>> OH MY

>> HEY.

LOOK AT THAT. IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

>> [laughter]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> I WANTED to be with you.

I missed you so much.

>> Hey, hey, uh who'd you miss the most?

>> Monica.

>> Got you.

>> [laughter]

>> I never want to leave you again.

>> But I thought if you left, you'd get

fired.

>> Turns out they can't fire me

because I quit.

>> What?

>> What? You You really quit your job?

>> Yeah. It's a stupid job, and I could not

stand leaving you. And why should I be

the only one who doesn't get to do what

he really wants to do?

>> Well, what do you really want to do?

>> I have not thought this through.

>> [laughter]

>> OH MY GOD.

>> I KNOW. I I should have talked to you

first about it.

>> No, I think that this is what you want

to do. I think it's great.

>> Thanks.

>> Chandler,

your being here is the best Christmas

present I could have ever imagined.

>> Aw.

>> Now, give me my real gift, too.

>> Happy birth

Oh, see later.

>> Hey, Rach,

somebody got you shoes. Oh, GIVE ME.

>> WOW.

>> OH MY

>> [screaming]

>> GOD.

>> OH,

THESE ARE MY RAT BABIES.

>> [laughter]

>> YEAH.

WE HAVE RAT BABIES NOW.

>> OH, you brought rats

to my birthday party?

>> So, this is what a stroke feels like.

>> [laughter]

>> I had to bring them. We killed their

mother. They're our responsibility now.

>> You know, they require constant care.

You should know that, Rachel. You're a

mother.

>> Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?

>> No, seven rats.

>> [laughter]

>> I think we should take them home. We

need to feed them.

>> What? What? You're going to leave my

party to take care of a box of rats?

>> I'm sorry, Rachel, but I'm not like you,

okay? Not everyone can afford help.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, hey. Thank god you guys are here.

>> What's what's going on?

>> Everything is upside down here. It rains

all day long, nobody watches TV, and

Ross is famous.

>> [laughter]

>> All right, I don't want to alarm

anybody,

but Monica's hair is twice as big as it

was when we landed.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, when I go places with high

humidity, it gets a little extra body,

okay?

>> [laughter]

>> That's why our honeymoon photos look

like me and Diana Ross.

Come on, I'll show you guys where to

check in.

>> Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a

king-size bed?

>> Oh, David, get one for us, too. Oh, and

and see if they have a heart-shaped one.

And with mirrors on the ceiling.

>> [laughter]

>> And and make sure our room isn't next to

theirs.

>> I got a job in advertising.

>> OH,

HONEY, THAT'S INCREDIBLE. GOSH, what's

the pay like?

Oh, come on, people.

Come on now, if I don't know who makes

the most, how do I know who I like the

most? Hi Joey.

>> Well, actually it pays nothing. It's an

internship. Oh, that's cool. We have

interns at Days of Our Lives. Right, so

it'll be the same except less sex with

you.

>> So, what kind of stuff do you think

they'll have you do there?

>> Well, it's a training program, but at

the end they hire the people they like.

>> That's great.

>> Yeah, I mean there's probably going to

be some grunt work which will probably

stink, you know, grown man getting

people coffee is a little humiliating.

Humiliating and noble.

Thank you.

>> [laughter]

>> You know, if I didn't already have a

job, I I think I would have been really

good in advertising.

>> Ross, you did not come up with Got Milk.

>> Yes, I did. I did.

I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN IT DOWN.

>> I just wanted to let you know I've

changed my mind. I'm going to do it. I'm

going to kiss Joey.

>> No, you can't. Friends hooking up is a

bad idea.

>> Please, what about you and Chandler?

>> That's different. I was drunk and

stupid. Well, hello.

What about all the guys that you got the

phone numbers from? What

Why don't you just kiss one of them?

>> I could. I could, but I don't want to. I

want to kiss Joey.

>> All right. I think it's a big mistake,

but it's it's your decision.

>> I'm going to do it.

>> And I can't stop you. No.

>> [music and singing]

[music]

>> Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie

anywhere?

>> [music and singing]

>> I'm smarter than him.

>> You guys, just in case maybe a genie

will come out if we RUB THIS LAMP.

THAT THING GETS HOT.

>> YOU KNOW ROSS, just keep making your

jokes. How are you going to feel if we

actually do win?

>> Uh, you're not going to win.

>> Oh, I know. I know the odds are against

us, but somebody has to win and it could

be us. And then how you going to feel?

You know, we're going to be all like,

"Oh, everybody let's take our

helicopters up to the cave." And you're

going to And you're going to be all

like, "Oh, I can't guys. I have to meet

you up there. I got to gas up the

Hyundai."

>> [applause]

>> Okay, I've heard myself on tape and I

sound nothing like that.

>> [laughter]

>> I can see the headline now. Lottery

winner's friend filled with regret eats

own arm.

>> Why would I eat my own arm?

>> Well, you wouldn't, but we own the

paper. We can print whatever we want.

>> You know what Ross? I'm going to throw

in 50 bucks for you.

>> Why?

>> Because I know I know that you think

that the lottery is boo hockey.

>> [laughter]

>> But we're all here. We're going to watch

the numbers and have fun.

You're my brother and I want you to be a

part of this.

>> Well, you don't have to do that. I mean

I'll I'll pay for myself, but

just the fact that you want me to have

fun with you guys. That's so sweet. Come

here.

>> Get a room.

>> You sang Baby Got Back, didn't you?

>> If nothing else works, that girl is all

about the ass.

>> She sweat? Wet? Got to go on like a

turbo vet.

>> Fellas.

>> Yeah.

>> Fellas.

>> Yeah.

>> Has your girlfriend GOT THE BUTT?

>> HELL YEAH.

>> THEN SHAKE IT.

>> Shake it.

>> Shake it.

>> SHAKE IT.

>> SHAKE that nasty butt.

>> [laughter]

>> Baby got back.

>> One more time from the top. I like big

BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.

>> [laughter]

>> RACHEL, PLEASE. That is so

inappropriate.

>> [music]

>> Ah, isn't this nice?

So quiet. I could just lie here all day.

>> Oh, I know.

Open your drapes. Open your drapes.

>> So glad we got a joining rooms.

>> The sun IS OUT.

>> HEY, remember when I had Cornelius?

>> Okay, listen. [laughter] You go down to

the pool and reserve the chairs and I'll

get the magazines and the lotion.

>> Uh ladies, Ross the speech is IN 45

MINUTES.

>> NO!

>> [laughter]

>> WALLS ARE PRETTY THIN, GUYS.

>> [music]

>> Then we have to weigh the data from

recent MRI scans and DNA testing,

which call into question information

gathered from years of simple carbon

dating.

>> Look at that woman sitting out by the

pool getting tan.

So leathery and wrinkled. I'M SO

JEALOUS.

>> FINALLY, FACTOR IN THE profusion of new

species recently discovered,

Gigantosaurous,

Argentinasaurus,

>> not to mention coldsaurus.

>> [laughter]

>> And that's just the herbivores. I'm not

even going to discuss the carnivores.

Their heads are already too big, which

is ironic considering their stunted

cerebral development.

>> [laughter]

>> REALLY?

>> [laughter]

[music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
conference /ˈkɒnfərəns/ B2	noun - 会议
paleontology /ˌpæliɒnˈtɒlədʒi/ C2	noun - 古生物学
lectures /ˈlɛktʃərz/ B2	noun - 讲座
scientist /ˈsaɪəntɪst/ A2	noun - 科学家
invisibility /ˌɪnvɪzəˈbɪləti/ C1	noun - 隐形
celebration /ˌsɛlɪˈbreɪʃn/ B1	noun - 庆祝
lottery /ˈlɒtəri/ B2	noun - 彩票
vanished /ˈvænɪʃt/ B2	verb - 消失
lightning /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/ B1	noun - 闪电
medieval /ˌmɛdiˈiːvl/ C1	adjective - 中世纪的
intelligence /ɪnˈtɛlɪdʒəns/ B2	noun - 智力
magnetism /ˈmæɡnətɪzəm/ C1	noun - 吸引力
acrimonious /ˌækrɪˈmoʊniəs/ C2	adjective - 尖刻的
embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ B1	adjective - 尴尬的
intellectuals /ˌɪntəˈlɛktʃuəlz/ C1	noun - 知识分子

重点语法结构

• I'm all packed and ready to go.

  ➔ 被动语态形容词短语

  ➔ “be + 过去分词”结构描述动作完成后的主语状态。

• I had to pull some strings, but I was able to get everyone passes.

  ➔ 过去义务与能力

  ➔ “Had to”表示过去的必要性，而“was able to”表示成功完成了某事。

• If he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die.

  ➔ 第一类条件句

  ➔ 用于描述真实或可能的未来情况。

• I'm mad at you for leaving.

  ➔ 介词 + 动名词

  ➔ 动名词用作名词，置于介词后以说明原因或理由。

• Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery?

  ➔ 间接疑问句

  ➔ 在嵌入问题的从句中，主语置于动词之前。

• I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first word.

  ➔ 形容词补足语从句

  ➔ 形容词后可接从句（此处省略that），用以提供情感的背景说明。

• If I didn't have a job, I would have been really good in advertising.

  ➔ 混合条件句

  ➔ 描述过去的一种假设情况。

• He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle.

  ➔ 倒装句（用于诗意或强调）

  ➔ 改变常规语序以强调动作或创造特定的文学节奏。