– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

七点整，准时到达。

这不是偶然。

我在你门外等了二十分钟。

嗯，晚饭快好了。

我得说，我很惊讶你选择了

在你的公寓里度过我们的约会之夜。

但是正如我提到的，帕萨迪纳市议会

正在讨论延长人行横道的等待时间。

稍后，乐高专卖店将举行一场

午夜疯狂促销。

你去问任何正热恋中的人，

诱人的选择，不过

今晚我有特别的安排。

还有什么比拥有一次

充足的时间过马路

去买一个小小的乐高印第安纳·琼斯的路上更特别吗？

随着我们的朋友们感情进展，

我决定我们也该在感情上迈进一步。

哦，亲爱的上帝啊。

两年前，我们甚至还不认识。

而现在，我在天黑后来到你的公寓。

这东西还能快到什么程度？

我预感你会犹豫不决。

所以我打算动用我的神经生物学技巧箱。

哦，你这脑子里的猴子们，真是折磨我。快走开吧。

我已经设计了一个实验，我相信

能在短时间内提升你对我的感情

加速的时间框架。

那你打算怎么实现？

我希望你不是在想某种

迷幻药控制思维的手段。

因为只有一种让人开阔思维的药

是我喜欢的那种。

那就是所谓的学校。

人类在成长过程中会形成情感依附。

在你这儿，就是对母亲、超人之类的事物。

我将尝试一个实验，它会

让你把那些情感转移到我身上。

哇，看来今晚的“菜谱”是

胡说八道加上一大份废话。

我们拭目以待。

我们先来点浪漫的晚餐音乐，好吗？

（《超级马里奥兄弟》主题曲响起）

《超级马里奥兄弟》主题曲？

是的。

我明白你在干什么。

你想在艾宾浩斯的研究基础上

通过触发我玩那游戏的非自愿记忆。

不可否认，那是我童年最快乐的六百小时。

但这行不通。

好吧，没理由我们不能

请坐。

哒哒哒哒哒

砰砰

我可以给你倒点喝的吗？

你知道我不喝酒的。

连草莓速溶饮料都不喝。

我爱草莓速溶饮料。

那是我最喜欢的粉色液体。

略微胜过胃药。

哦，我知道。

我觉得它会和我为晚餐准备的

菜肴相得益彰。

意大利面里加了切成小块的热狗！

就像你妈妈以前做的那样。

好吃，好吃。

我们应该更常这么做。

呃啊。

对不起，我这么做了。

我越界了，我不是故意的。

谁会在做爱的时候说这种话？

我也不知道，就是说出来了。

人在做爱时经常会说奇怪的话。

好吧，他们绝不会说那种话。

那是情急之下的失言。

不！

情急之下的对话是，“哦，是的，就这样。”

而不是，“你愿意嫁给我吗？”

对不起。

再给我一次机会吧。

为什么？是想让你钻进被子里，然后说，“亲爱的，想不想去找学区好的房子？”

"Hey, baby. Want to go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools?"

再一次。对不起。

你知道，霍华德和伯纳黛特要结婚了，

我也被一股婚礼热潮感染了。

我收回刚才的话。

那种话是撤不回的。

我的意思是，我们现在该怎么办？

好吧，总有一天我们会回顾这段经历。

这会成为一个有趣的故事。

我们现在就开始吧，怎么样？

你在开玩笑吧。

不是。

你还记得

我在床上向你求婚的那次吗？

而你当时说，“你在干什么？”

真是太好笑了。

太搞笑了。

这可不好笑。

给点时间吧。

[英语]

7 o' clock. Right on time.

It's not an accident.

I waited outside your door for 20 minutes.

Well, dinner's almost ready.

I must say, I was surprised you chose to

spend our date night in your apartment.

But as I mentioned, the Pasadena City Council

is debating longer crosswalk times.

And later, the Lego store is having a

midnight madness sale.

You ask anyone that's a hot date.

Tempting choices, but

I have something special planned for tonight.

What can be more special than having an

adequate amount of time to cross the street

on your way to buy a tiny Lego Indiana Jones?

With our friends moving forward in their relationships,

I've decided that we should make progress in ours as well.

Oh dear Lord.

Two years ago, we didn't even know each other.

And now I'm in your apartment after dark.

How much faster can this thing go?

I had a feeling you'd be reluctant.

Which is why I'm going to dip into my neurobiological bag of tricks.

Oh, you brain monkeys kill me. Dip away.

I have devised an experiment that I believe

will increase your feelings for me in an

accelerated time frame.

And how do you propose to do that?

I hope you're not thinking about some sort

of LSD thought control.

Because there's only one mind expanding drug

that this man enjoys.

And that's called school.

Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up.

In your case, to your mother, superheroes, etc..

I'm going to attempt an experiment that will

get you to transfer those feelings to me.

Wow. Seems what's on the menu tonight is

malarkey with a big side of poppycock.

We'll see.

Let's start with a little romantic dinner music, shall we?

[Super Mario Brothers theme song plays]

Super Mario Brothers theme?

Yes.

I see what you're doing.

You're attempting to build on the work of Ebbinghaus's

by triggering an involuntary memory of me playing that game.

Admittedly, the happiest 600 hours of my childhood.

But it won't work.

Fine. There's no reason we still can't have a lovely dinner.

Why don't you have a seat?

Bu a dun dun dun dun dun.

Boing boing.

May I offer you something to drink?

You know I don't drink.

Not even Strawberry Quik.

I love Strawberry Quik.

That's my favorite pink fluid.

Narrowly beating out Pepto-Bismol.

Oh I know.

I think it will go nicely with what I have prepared

for dinner.

Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog cut up in it!

Just like your mommy used to make.

Yummy, yummy.

We should do this more often.

Uh oh.

I'm sorry I did.

I crossed the line. I didn't mean to.

Who says something like that right in the middle of sex?

I don't know, it just came out.

People say weird things during sex all the time.

Okay, well, they sure as hell don't say that.

It was the heat of the moment.

No!

The heat of the moment is, "Oh, yeah, just like that."

Not, "Will you marry me?"

I'm sorry.

Just give me another chance.

Why? So you can crawl under the covers and go,

"Hey, baby. Want to go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools?"

Again. I'm sorry.

You know, with Howard and Bernadette getting married,

I got caught up in a little wedding fever.

I take it back.

You can't take something like that back.

I mean, what are we even supposed to do now?

Okay. At some point, we'll look back.

And this is going to be a funny story.

Why don't we just start doing that now?

You're kidding.

No.

Do you remember

that time when I proposed to you in bed?

And you were all like, "What are you doing?"

That was so funny.

So funny.

It's not funny.

Give it a minute.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
accident /ˈæk.sɪ.dənt/ B1	noun - shìgù (事故)
waited /weɪtɪd/ B1	verb - děng le (等了)
dinner /ˈdɪn.ər/ A2	noun - wǎncān (晚餐)
surprised /sərˈpraɪzd/ B1	adjective - jīngyà de (惊讶的)
apartment /əˈpɑːrt.mənt/ A2	noun - gōngyù (公寓)
council /ˈkaʊn.səl/ B2	noun - cāngwěi (常委)
debating /dɪˈbeɪ.tɪŋ/ B2	verb - tǎolùn (讨论)
crosswalk /ˈkrɒs.wɔːk/ B2	noun - zǒulù xiàn (走路线)
midnight /ˈmɪd.naɪt/ B1	noun - bànyè (半夜)
madness /ˈmæd.nəs/ B2	noun - fēngkuáng (疯狂)
tempting /ˈtɛm.p.tɪŋ/ B2	adjective - yǒu yòu (诱人)
adequate /ˈæd.ɪ.kwət/ C1	adjective - zúgòu de (足够的)
relationships /rɪˈleɪ.ʃən.ʃɪps/ B2	noun (plural) - guānxi (关系)
progress /ˈprɒɡ.res/ B1	noun - jìnbù (进步)
reluctant /rɪˈlʌk.tənt/ C1	adjective - bù yuànyì de (不愿意的)
experiment /ɪkˈsper.ɪ.mənt/ B2	noun - shíyàn (实验) verb - shíyàn zuò (实验做)
accelerated /əkˈsel.ə.reɪ.tɪd/ C1	adjective - jiāsù de (加速的)
emotional /ɪˈmoʊ.ʃən.əl/ B2	adjective - qíngxù de (情绪的)
attachments /əˈtætʃ.mənts/ C1	noun (plural) - liánxì (联系)
childhood /ˈtʃaɪld.hʊd/ B2	noun - ér tóng qī (儿童期)

重点语法结构

• I waited outside your door for 20 minutes.

  ➔ 一般过去时

  ➔ 动词 "waited" 使用一般过去时，表示已完成的过去动作。

• And later, the Lego store is having a midnight madness sale.

  ➔ 现在进行时（表示近期将要发生的安排）

  ➔ "is having" 使用现在进行时，表示即将发生的预定活动。

• What can be more special than having an adequate amount of time to cross the street on your way to buy a tiny Lego Indiana Jones?

  ➔ 比较结构 "more... than" 加动名词

  ➔ "more special than" 用于比较，动名词 "having" 在比较中充当名词。

• How much faster can this thing go?

  ➔ 疑问句中的情态动词 "can"

  ➔ 情态动词 "can" 用于询问能力或可能性："can this thing go"。

• I have devised a plan that I believe will increase your feelings for me in an accelerated time frame.

  ➔ 关系从句 + 从句中的一般将来时

  ➔ 关系从句 "that I believe" 修饰 "plan"；其中的将来时 "will increase" 表示预期的结果。

• Why don't you have a seat?

  ➔ 使用 "don't" + 动词原形的礼貌建议

  ➔ 否定形式 "don't you have" 起到温和邀请的作用，类似于 "please have a seat"。

• I crossed the line. I didn't mean to.

  ➔ 一般过去时 + 表示意图的否定不定式

  ➔ "didn't mean to" 使用否定形式 "didn't" 加动词原形 "mean" 和不定式 "to"，表达未曾有意的行为。

• You can't take something like that back.

  ➔ 情态动词 "can't" 表示不能/禁止

  ➔ "can't" 是 "can" + "not" 的组合，表示不能或不允许。

• I mean, what are we even supposed to do now?

  ➔ 被动含义的 "supposed to" 表示应当

  ➔ 短语 "are we ... supposed to" 使用被动不定式 "supposed to" 来询问应当或适合的行为。