hi Mom what did you do good news I found
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out what part was making that noise you
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had to put this back together now we're
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going to the bad news what made you
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think you could fix this I'm smart and I
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do you still think you're smart
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yes hello Pete my name is Sheldon Cooper
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and I would like to know what changed in
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your white sandwich loaf to make it
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taste different Sheldon hang up the
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phone it's dinner time be right there
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Mom I'm doing battle with corporate
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America I'm sorry Pete you were saying
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any chance your bread was past the
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brand new but I did a taste comparison
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after it was bought out by the domestic
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Food Corporation and they are definitely
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the recent acquisition by the domestic
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Food Corporation has not affected the
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quality of our products in any way every
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face made with love from our Hearth to
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your home then why does it taste
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different Pete why well because now we
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make everything really cheap and fast
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you'll be amazed to know that the Nobel
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Prize while being the most prestigious
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award in science is not generally
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celebrated in this country new parades
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no fireworks which is why I thought
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having a breakfast celebration was not
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only appropriate but long overdue
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you may have noticed that I went with
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Cheerios and believe me it was a
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decision that I came to after careful
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there were Birds on the Fruit Loops
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Cocoa Puffs and cornflakes so they were
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and leprechauns and elves are magical
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creatures that would be a slap in the
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face to the scientific community
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anyway the festivities begin at 4 30 a.m
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you're most welcome to come as are you
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all right 34 A and B this is us all
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right you want the island of the wind
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which one is a sign to me it doesn't
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matter just pick one if I sit by the
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window I can watch the takeoff and
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Landing but if I sit on the aisle I'm
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closer to the bathroom here we go
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although fine by the window you'll have
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to get up when I use the bathroom
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but if I'm not I'll have to get up when
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you use the bathroom pick one it's a
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tricky decision my bladder is smaller
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than yours everything okay here
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hello I'm Sheldon Cooper and this is why
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Sheldon Cooper should go to college
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I realize attending college in another
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state or country is unrealistic at this
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time which is why I'm proposing that I
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live at home but enroll full time to
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continue my studies with Dr Sturgis at
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I firmly believe that I'm ready for this
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next step in my academic life but don't
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just take it from me
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he's ready in the fall now just let him
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I don't think I have anything left to
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teach Sheldon I'm pretty sure he's
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already smarter than me it's true
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Sheldon Cooper ready for college ready
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to change the world okay
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if that doesn't convince her I don't
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know what her problem is
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I'm afraid we have a bigger problem
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what are you talking about
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I'm a scientist and I have to follow the
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data wherever it leads whether I like it
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it seems I have a crush on you
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what I'm as surprised to see you are but
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I have all the symptoms according to
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both Dr Sturgis and the editors of sassy
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I'm really glad that you told me this
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truth is I feel the same way about you
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and I've been trying to hide it but now
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I don't have to anymore
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oh dear this is new information I've
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been operating under the assumption that
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my crush was unrequited
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oh it's required Sheldon
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it's very requited hmm
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we have a crush on each other so
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now we have to kiss we do
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I'm not very comfortable speaking in
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but there's a technique to reduce stage
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fright by focusing on one person in the
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audience and delivering your speech just
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that's what I'll be doing today
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if it weren't for this person I wouldn't
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they've taught me a lot
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and it's by their example that I Found
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the courage to move forward into this
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new and exciting chapter of my life
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change can be scary
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but I know we're going to be fine
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because like you said
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it's okay to be scared
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we just have to do it anyway
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so if any of my fellow graduates are
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nervous about the future
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know that you're not alone
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I suggest you all try to be as Brave as
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my twin sister that's my plan
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I wish I could give you advice about
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middle school but I was so smart I
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if you make it to high school we'll talk
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