- Just eating butter like
a Popsicle huh Boyle?
00:02
- Yeah, I know I'm spoiling
myself, but I'm depressed.
00:04
Or have you forgotten
that Jake, my best friend
00:08
- Wait, Jake's in prison?
00:10
- Yeah, he and Rosa were framed
00:11
for a bunch of bank robberies
by Lieutenant Hawkins.
00:13
- Oh right, and where's Gina?
00:15
- On maternity leave.
00:18
We were all at her baby shower last week.
00:19
- Okay, and why am I bleeding?
00:21
- I don't know Hitchcock.
00:23
- Oh, so you don't have all the answers.
00:24
I'm bleeding 'cause my piece
of crap son-in-law bit me.
00:27
- Look, we all miss Jake
and Rosa, which is why
00:29
we have to keep working the case.
00:31
There has to be some way to exonerate 'em.
00:33
- I've been looking but
I can't find anything,
00:34
and I don't know what to do.
00:35
- I can't find anything and
I don't know what to do.
00:37
Title of your sex tape.
00:40
- What is happening right now?
00:41
- They caught Hawkins
trying to flee the country.
00:43
She confessed to everything,
and they let me out.
00:45
- Oh my God, Jake is it really
you, are you really here?
00:47
- You know it baby.
00:50
But first, I gotta hug my best friend.
00:51
- What?
- Welcome back Peralta.
00:54
I just heard from the mayor.
00:56
To apologize for what happened to you
00:57
they're sending you to Disney World.
00:59
You and one male guest.
01:01
- As long as I don't have to
go on any of the scary rides.
01:03
- I just go for the shows.
01:05
- [All] Boyle, Boyle,
Boyle, Boyle, Boyle, Boyle.
01:08
Were you dreaming about Jake again?
01:14
- Why did you wake me up, I
told you never to wake me up.
01:15
- So I got assigned to this one rookie
01:20
and on his training day I made him smoke
01:21
angel dust at gun point.
01:23
King Kong aint got nothing on me.
01:25
- Isn't that the plot and tagline of--
01:29
- The movie "Training Day,"
yes great observation Tank.
01:31
It's because it's based on my life.
01:33
- Lunch is over, bus your trays.
01:34
- I haven't finished my lemon cookie Bull.
01:39
- And you're not gonna get
to either, give it to me.
01:40
- Oh you want the cookie.
01:44
There's your cookie.
01:49
- You're going in the hole.
01:50
- Oh I'm going in the hole?
01:51
- Yeah.
- Yeah, bring it on.
01:52
- [Inmates] Jake, Jake, Jake.
01:53
- Remember what you saw here.
01:54
You can lock me up, but one
day I'll get out of here
01:57
and I'll come for you,
I'll come for all of you.
01:59
Hey warden what's up?
02:02
- Next time don't wait too
long to spit the cookie.
02:03
I've been waiting in here for
four minutes and it's gross.
02:05
- Oh man it really is.
02:08
- Okay snitch time, what's up with Romero?
02:08
- All right he's got a delivery coming in
02:10
on Wednesday night.
02:13
One of the cafeteria workers
is smuggling something in
02:14
- Great, see ya Thursday.
02:18
You're just gonna leave
me in here in solitary.
02:20
- You spit in a guards face,
that's five days in the hole.
02:22
- Yeah but I mean you made me do that.
02:25
- We don't want anybody getting
suspicious huh, have fun.
02:27
Try not to go crazy.
02:33
- Okay, no big deal.
02:38
Five days is nothing.
02:41
I'm not afraid to be
alone with my thoughts,
02:42
my thoughts are awesome.
02:44
Die Hard 6 on a cruise ship,
pizza bagel restaurant,
02:45
my father never loved
me, I'm gonna die alone.
02:47
Oh boy, that happened fast.
02:49
- Okay we're all set up
in there Mr. Peralta.
02:51
- What's all set up, what's going on?
02:55
- Oh thank you for asking Terence.
02:56
You see, the food in prison was inedible,
02:57
all I thought about day
and night were the things
03:01
I wished I was eating.
03:03
And you Amy, I thought about you a lot,
03:04
sex with you, just us
doing sex with foreplay.
03:06
- Great save babe, thanks.
03:08
- And so I decided to make
my food fantasy come true.
03:10
Unbutton your pants
and take off your shoes
03:13
'cause there's gonna be
a doink load of sodium
03:15
at Freedom Feast 2017.
03:17
We begin where all great stories begin,
03:20
in the quaint little town
of French Fry Village.
03:22
After that we're gonna
move our adventure over
03:25
to Cheeseburger Mountain,
which consists, you guessed it,
03:27
of turkey burgers, I'm
kidding, it's cheese burgers.
03:31
This is kinda just stuffing,
you can avoid that,
03:33
but it's attached to the
Thanksgiving turkey theme,
03:35
'cause I was thinking about
that a lot up in the jail.
03:38
And finally we have a
big old Passover brisket
03:40
'cause you know I loves my mom.
03:43
If you would all take a
seat while I make a toast.
03:44
Kindly raise your two liters.
03:48
To freedom, to you, and most
importantly to orange drink.
03:50
- [All] Sex with Amy.
03:56
- Sorry, shouldn't have
said that last part.
03:58
- Thought you'd get a head
start on heist prep, good luck.
04:10
I'm already dressed.
04:12
- Well, I'm also dressed,
and I made breakfast.
04:13
Wait, where are my eggs?
04:18
Now get a move on, it's heist time.
04:22
- I love Halloween.
04:24
Hey Charles, can we talk in
the briefing room for a sec
04:26
'cause there's a question I gotta ask you.
04:29
It's happening, Jake is
gonna pop the question.
04:34
He's gonna ask me to be his BM.
04:37
- BM, best man, it's
a common abbreviation.
04:39
- No one but you has ever used it.
04:41
- I am so relieved, I thought
maybe he was gonna ask
04:43
one of Amy's brothers, or uh, Serge.
04:45
- Hey man, come on.
04:48
- Okay so I know this is a lot to ask.
04:53
- No it's not, I wanna do it.
04:56
- You wanna cover my shift this weekend
04:58
so I can go to the White
Plains Mall and meet
04:59
Daryl Strawberry at the
opening of a cellphone store?
05:00
It's exactly what I was hoping you'd ask.
05:05
You sure it's okay.
05:08
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:09
I'm very happy about it.
05:10
It'll be fun, it'll be fun.
05:12
- What do you say bud, will you be my BM?
05:22
- Yes, yes a million times yes.
05:23
In your face Terry.
05:26
- What I'm holding a sparkler for you,
05:28
I helped organize a lot of this.
05:29
- Well you can stick that
sparkler up your butt,
05:31
- Nothing but mouth.
05:38
- Whoa, impressive.
05:40
- Are you kidding me that's nothing.
05:41
Diaz has been chucking
d-holes into my mouthpiece
05:44
since we were back at the academy,
05:46
♪ Express yourself ♪
05:52
♪ I'm expressing with
my full capabilities ♪
05:54
♪ And now I'm living in
correctional facilities ♪
05:55
♪ 'Cause some don't agree
with how I do this ♪
05:57
♪ I'm dropping flavor, my
behavior is hereditary ♪
06:03
It's finally happening.
06:17
Tommy Gobblers back and he wants to hear
06:21
what you turkeys are thankful for.
06:24
- Charles, you gotta stop.
06:26
- No, I don't gobble understand people.
06:27
- But Charles--
- Gobble.
06:30
- Gobble, gobble, your
tail feather is caught
06:31
in the gobble door.
06:33
- Thank you, gobble, wait what?
06:34
- I think your feathers
are ripping, gobble.
06:40
(fabric tearing)
- Gobble.
06:43
- Hey Jake, guess who just called me?
06:46
- The Jerky Boys, they're back.
06:48
- DC Parlov, he's in town for Legend Con,
06:52
and he has a case for us.
06:55
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
06:56
- Parlov, didn't he write
those Sky Fire books,
06:57
I thought he turned out to be a jerk.
07:00
- Yeah, but ever since
Jake and I saved his life,
07:01
he's actually been very nice.
07:03
He even sent me a Christmas gift,
07:05
a full scale replica of
the Sword of Opadoma.
07:06
- Why are you so excited, you don't care
07:11
about those stupid books?
07:12
- I actually did read
all of them in prison,
07:13
they're the greatest books I've ever read,
07:15
and I've read Cujo.
07:17
- Jake and I really bonded
over Sky Fire, watch this.
07:18
Favorite moment in the series.
07:21
- [Both] The summoning of Bella Castro.
07:22
- [Both] The Scarlet Feast.
07:26
- [Both] When you thought
Kolar had been swallowed
07:28
by the Norleth but he
had just switched armor
07:30
with Samling the betrayer
in the battle of Orcastle.
07:32
- Three was plenty, so was zero.
07:37
- Okay I can see that
you're skeptical Rosa,
07:39
but how about this.
07:41
Come with us on the case,
I know you think it's dumb
07:42
but Sky Fire is actually very
smart, and dark and adult.
07:44
It's not for nerds at all.
07:48
- Oh, on our way there should we sing
07:49
the Elvish hunting song?
07:50
♪ Sharpen your swords
and string your bows ♪
07:53
♪ The beasts have gone away. ♪
07:55
- I'll get back to you
guys by the end of the day
07:57
with all the logistics.
07:59
- Sergeant Terence
Jeffords, four years ago
08:01
on this exact date you
told me I was too old
08:04
to learn how to do the worm.
08:07
I vowed on that day to prove you a fool,
08:08
More fire, ba ba ba ba bow.
08:24
- As I was telling the squad,
08:27
our old CO Captain
McGintley just passed away.
08:28
- We're going to Los Angeles
for the funeral next week.
08:32
I'll have the travel details later.
08:34
- Hey has anyone seen the worm because
08:36
this funky chicken's hungry.
08:38
- Charles, a man has died, read the room.
08:41
- And so concludes this
years secret santa drawing.
08:43
Just a quick reminder of the rules,
08:46
$40 limit, no perishable
items, and no home made
08:47
massage coupons Hitchcock.
08:49
- Fine, then everyone will have
to pay full price for them.
08:51
- Oh Captain, I would like a $40 gift card
08:53
to any restaurant that serves nachos.
08:56
- I don't have you Peralta.
08:59
- Not only do I know that
you do indeed have me,
09:00
but I also know who everyone else has.
09:01
- That's not possible.
09:03
- Perhaps not for ordinary
men such as yourself Jeffords,
09:04
but for the brilliant mind
09:06
of Detective Jacob Sherlock Peralta,
09:08
I legally changed my name,
it's quite simply elementary.
09:10
For you see Amy made a
face I only recognize
09:14
from our bedroom which means
that she has Captain Holt.
09:17
Charles has Terry, his eyes
keep shifting over to him.
09:18
- Terry look disgusted which
means he has Hitchcock,
09:21
Rosa didn't draw a name,
nor did she put one in,
09:23
she doesn't wanna participate.
09:25
Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads,
09:26
and he quite clearly said Charles.
09:27
- I did get Charles.
09:28
- Scully has Amy, he's holding
his paper name side out.
09:30
- And I have Scully which
means Captain Holt has me,
09:33
I'll be taking that gift
card, daddy loves nachos.
09:35
- Shall we draw the names
again and leave Jake out?
09:41
- No Sherlock wants a present.
09:43
- Thank you Margaret.
09:47
- You're welcome Raymond.
09:48
Remember how I saved your
detectives from prison
09:53
in exchange for a favor?
09:55
The time has come--
09:56
- Wait this isn't my order.
09:58
- This isn't my omelet, I
only eat omelets on vacation.
10:00
- Yeah, I don't care what you eat,
10:02
I'm here to call in the
favor that you owe me.
10:03
- Really, what if I say no?
10:06
- This is you asking me
for intel and promising
10:09
to pay me back, how do
you think this would look
10:10
to your bosses, especially
now that you're up
10:12
for the Commissioner job?
10:14
Yeah, I know everything.
10:15
- So, what do you want from me?
10:19
- A permit to throw a block party?
10:23
We don't even have to break the
law, this is fantastic news.
10:25
- I am not giving Seamus
Murphy that permit.
10:28
He only wants to use the block party
10:30
as a cover for something criminal.
10:32
A robbery, a murder, or something worse.
10:33
- You don't know that for
sure, and that's your loophole.
10:35
- I don't believe in loopholes.
10:38
Loopholes are the best, remember that time
10:39
when Pancake Palace had
that all you can eat deal
10:40
but they didn't set a time limit.
10:42
I ate pancakes for a week for 3.99.
10:44
All I had to do was sleep
there and never shower.
10:46
Thanks for the invite friend.
10:49
- I will not be using a loophole Peralta.
10:50
As always I'll be using
the main hole or no hole,
10:52
- You just said hole way too much sir.
10:56
- And that's coming from Charles.
10:58
- Yes, that's concerning.
11:00
- Oh you think you know
someone Jake, unbelievable.
11:01
- Accounts of the first
Punic war in the year 263--
11:04
- Ah yes the first pubic
war, the sexiest of all wars.
11:07
Hi Dr. Alberin Einstive, I've
an urgent question for you
11:11
about Ancient Greece, shall we walk?
11:14
- Of course, Dr, I feel
like you said Einstive?
11:16
- Yes that's correct, it's a family name.
11:19
- What is going on?
11:20
- Captain Holt sent me,
just follow my lead.
11:21
Your theory is wrong, the Greeks did not
11:22
climb out of the Trojan horses butt.
11:24
- A rose shearing hat at work,
11:27
people will think I'm demented.
11:28
- Kevin, Dr Einstive.
11:31
- Ah Professor McGonagall.
11:32
- Why is Boyle dressed as me?
11:32
- But this cart is--
- Get in.
11:36
Professor.
- Student.
11:42
- Hello Kevin, it's me Raymond Holt.
12:00
We need to get you to safety,
your life is in danger.
12:01
- Peralta there was a boss
B&E at a jewelry store
12:04
in Atlanta that just turned
into a hostage situation,
12:06
they want you to be the negotiator.
12:08
- Oh my God, my prayers
have finally been answered.
12:10
- You prayed for a hostage situation?
12:12
- Yes I did, every single day.
12:14
- I don't understand, why
isn't ESU handling this?
12:15
- Apparently the hostage
taker asked for Jake by name.
12:17
- Oh yes, it's getting even cooler.
12:19
Oh man I wonder who it is?
12:21
Ooh, maybe it's the brother of
someone I put away for life.
12:22
Ooh, or the identical twin of
someone I put away for life.
12:25
Ooh, or the fraternal twin of--
12:27
- Jake, just get down there,
and take Diaz with you.
12:28
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, how do I look?
12:30
It doesn't matter, let's go negotiate.
12:31
Hey everyone, I'm here, I'm Jake Peralta,
12:36
- Oh so you're Jake Peralta.
12:40
- The negotiator, yes.
12:41
- Dennis Cole, ESU,
this was my crime scene
12:43
before you bozos got here.
12:46
- Nice to meet you too Dennis.
12:47
- I've spent 10 years as a negotiator
12:48
and you just took my
first hostage situation.
12:50
All I've done up 'til now is
talk jumpers off of rooftops.
12:53
- But that must be satisfying
in it's own way right?
12:55
- Yeah, really satisfying
saving a crazy persons life.
12:57
Whatever, here's a little advice,
13:01
I don't like you two.
13:03
- Not so much advice as
it is a hurtful statement
13:03
based on limited interaction.
13:05
- He wants to talk to you.
13:07
Get the hell in there.
13:10
- Ooh, it says negotiator on it.
13:11
This is Jake Peralta, I am unarmed,
13:16
and I'm approaching the building.
13:20
You wanted to talk to me.
13:31
- Keep those hands in the air.
13:32
Now wave them like you just don't care.
13:34
- I'm just messing with ya Peralta,
13:38
put your hands down, give me a hug baby.
13:39
- I'm Philip Davidson,
Detective Jake Peralta
14:06
asked me to drop by.
14:08
- Hmm, the dentist who murdered someone.
14:09
Spoiler alert, they think you did it.
14:12
Can you show him to
interrogation room C please.
14:14
- What are you smiling about?
14:25
- How uncomfortable this guy is?
14:26
Jacked up the thermostat,
got the table all sticky,
14:27
made one of the chair legs too short,
14:30
and worst of all, I had Gina greet him.
14:31
- What did you have her do?
14:33
- Poor son of a bitch.
14:35
- Yeah, why are you wearing a tuxedo?
14:36
- Kevin and I are attending the opera.
14:38
- Ooh, the opera, is it
the one Bugs Bunny sings?
14:40
- Yes, so who's this?
14:42
- This is Philip Davidson.
14:45
- What do we have on him?
14:47
- Clear motive, clear means,
14:48
and a non-existent alibi but
the DA won't bring a charge
14:49
because he says it's all circumstantial.
14:52
If we wanna bring this guy
down we have to get him
14:53
to confess right here, right now.
14:55
- Hmm, an interrogation
with a ticking clock,
14:58
and everything on the line.
15:00
I better call Kevin
and tell him I won't be
15:02
attending the opera, there's someone else
15:04
I'd rather hear sing.
15:06
- Hello Kevin, I won't be joining you
15:08
at the opera tonight
- I'm sorry I didn't know
15:10
you were on the phone already.
15:11
- The tickets are under
- Oh damn
15:12
Santiago, your test results
on the sergeants exam
15:13
- Ooh, everybody make room,
Amy needs adequate space
15:16
to do her signature dork dance.
15:19
- I don't know if there's
gonna be a dork dance.
15:21
Look how small that envelope is.
15:22
That's not a big good news envelope,
15:23
that's a little bad news envelope.
15:25
- What, that's nuts.
15:27
Serge, tell her envelope
size doesn't matter.
15:28
- If I'm being honest I
got a much bigger envelope.
15:30
- Unhelpful Terry, very unhelpful.
15:33
- Mine was bigger too.
15:34
- Okay, I just won't ever open it,
15:35
that way I'll never get rejected.
15:36
- Fine, I'll open it.
15:38
- Oh my God, I'm gonna be a sergeant.
15:45
- You're gonna be a sergeant.
15:47
- Oh no it's happening.
15:50
- That's my future wife.
15:55
Pigeons still here?
15:59
- Yeah, no matter what we
do he just won't leave.
16:00
- The problem is you're
thinking like detectives.
16:02
- No I'm definitely not.
16:04
- When you should be thinking like a bird.
16:05
This is Operation Saving Private Pigeon.
16:08
On my mark I will turn on this fan,
16:11
gently startling our bird due east
16:13
into the file box canyon
where he will encounter
16:15
Charles holding two pot lids.
16:17
He'll bang them together,
forcing Private Pigeon
16:19
into the ceiling there, and
out of the ceiling there,
16:21
where he will be greeted by scary Rosa,
16:24
holding a scary picture of an owl.
16:26
Now he's playing our game.
16:28
He'll veer left into an
upside down garbage can,
16:29
propped up by a hockey stick
16:32
and connected to a string
that Gina is holding.
16:33
She pulls it, he's trapped,
and Terry releases him outside.
16:35
- Terry hates birds.
16:38
- Okay little friend, let's
get you home to momma.
16:39
(fan whirring)
(Jake screams)
16:42
Oh God, it flew right into
the fan, it's everywhere.
16:44
There's pigeon everywhere!
16:48
So, do you recognize any of these men?
16:50
- I was hiding in the bathroom stall
16:52
so I didn't see his face but I heard him.
16:53
He was singing along to
the music at the bar.
16:56
- Do you remember what he was singing?
16:58
- I think it was that
song, "I want it that way."
16:59
- Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar.
17:01
Number one could you
please sing the opening
17:04
to "I want it that way."
17:06
♪ You are, my fire ♪
17:11
- Number two, keep it going.
17:17
♪ Believe when I say ♪
17:23
♪ I want it that way ♪
17:28
♪ Aint nothing but a heartache ♪
17:33
♪ Aint nothing but a mistake ♪
17:38
♪ Now number five ♪
17:41
♪ I never wanna hear you say ♪
17:42
♪ I want it that way ♪
17:47
- Oh chills, literal chills.
17:51
- It was number five, number
five killed my brother.
17:53
- Oh my God, I forgot about that part.
17:56
- Charles, wanna grab a
beer before you go home?
17:58
- Oh a yeast feast.
17:59
- No, no, no, I wanna go
it's just there's a huge
18:02
emergency I have to deal with first.
18:03
- Oh no, is everything okay?
18:04
- It's about my food truck,
18:05
I have to get a parking spot.
18:06
- That doesn't sound as intense
18:08
as you were making it out to be.
18:10
- Move your arse you old bitch.
18:11
- What is happening?
18:12
- We have to get there by seven o'clock
18:13
when they lift the parking restrictions.
18:15
It's the best spot in Brooklyn
and everyone wants it.
18:16
- Get the hell out of the way.
18:19
- Charles, I highly doubt the
entire food truck industry
18:23
is racing to get into this
one spot, it's not Mad Max.
18:26
- We're neck and neck with rice pudding,
18:29
you've got Korean Tacos on your six.
18:30
- Oh my God, it's real,
we're on the Fury Road.
18:32
Witness me (drowned out by music)
18:34
- Here comes the bachelor,
all dressed in my nice jacket
18:50
I only wear for special events.
18:54
- Oh you're already on fire.
18:55
- Thank you my friend, and gentlemen,
18:56
welcome to my bachelor party.
18:58
This is the elite party squad,
18:59
that is assuming the captain
is ready to let loose.
19:01
- Captain, I don't think so.
19:03
I want you guys to think
of me as one of the boys,
19:04
so tonight I'll be swapping
out my captains hat
19:06
for my Kangol hat, call me Raymond.
19:08
- Okay Raymond in the Kangol hat,
19:12
I will definitely call you Raymond,
19:13
Raymond in the Kangol hat.
19:14
This is the best night of my life.
19:16
- Mine too, Sharon gave me
permission to get wasted.
19:16
She's even putting a
pasta pot next to the bed
19:19
- Smart, I'm definitely
putting a pasta pot
19:22
on our wedding registry.
19:23
Charles, tell us everything
we're doing tonight.
19:24
- Well that could take a long time,
19:26
I've been planning this
bachelor party for 10 years.
19:27
- I met Amy eight years ago.
19:30
- What does she have to do with this?
19:32
- Jake, hey I'm happy for you both.
19:33
No, no, tonight is about creating a bond
19:34
that will last forever,
tonight is about the Bach Boys.
19:37
- We can brainstorm the name later.
19:41
- No we can't because I
already made fanny packs.
19:43
- Well that settles that.
19:45
- This clearly says Bach Boys.
19:47
- No it's Bach, you know, like
the beginning of bachelor.
19:48
I've been working on this
for 10 years, don't ruin it.
19:51
- Okay, so lets fanny up Bach Boys
19:53
because it's time to party.
19:55
- Yes, whoop whoop Raymond in the Kangol.
19:58
- Jake hurry up, I'm starving.
20:03
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
20:04
I just had to grab my wallet.
20:06
Fine, I was trying something
and it didn't work.
20:26
- I am so sick of this city.
20:28
I go into a coffee shop and
as soon as everybody sees
20:31
that I'm a cop they stop talking
and they avoid eye contact
20:33
with me, one lady even walked out.
20:35
I am just tired of being
treated like the enemy.
20:38
- Hey Hitchcock your penis is hanging out.
20:41
- Oh, that's a relief.
20:42
- I can't believe this is a
rec center, it looks amazing.
20:45
- You look amazing, foxy as hell.
20:47
- Simmer down Boyle.
20:49
- No, no I love it, amp it up Boyle.
20:50
Jake your body is kicking,
20:53
and skin as clear as a summer day.
20:54
you look beautiful.
20:58
But when are you getting
your makeup put on.
20:59
Y'all she woke up like this.
21:00
- Not not Jake, we're in crisis mode.
21:01
The cake hasn't arrived yet,
21:03
Mason woke up with the chicken pox
21:05
so we don't have a ring bearer.
21:06
Plus look what I found on my veil.
21:07
- I planned everything so perfectly
21:09
and now it's all falling apart.
21:10
- No it isn't, take a deep
breath all right we got this.
21:11
Terry, Rosa will you please take this veil
21:14
to a dry cleaner, and if
they won't do a rush job,
21:17
make them, use force.
21:19
- I mean we're not gonna abuse our power.
21:21
- Of course not we're good cops.
21:22
I was just exaggerating.
21:23
Rosa I was not exaggerating.
21:25
- Okay, now for the ring bearer situation.
21:28
This actually might be
a blessing in disguise,
21:30
I know that he's your nephew
but I wasn't super jazzed
21:32
- Yeah he should be cuter.
21:34
- His face is too small for his head.
21:35
He's a Dick Tracy villain.
21:37
But I have a new ring
bearer who is very adorable
21:38
- I'm talking about Cheddar the Dog.
21:43
- Brilliant, he loves responsibility,
21:45
I'll go pick him up.
21:46
- I'm gonna go with
Holt, seems like people
21:48
are pairing off for adventures,
21:49
and we have the best rapport.
21:51
- Cheddar, are you crazy, what about my--
21:52
- Allergies, got your meds right here.
21:54
I brought them just in
case Hitchcock decided
21:56
to wear his toupee again.
21:57
It's very clearly not human hair.
21:58
- Human hair is indistinguishable
from badger fur.
22:00
- That is absolutely not
the case but that reminds me
22:02
you two, our wedding
band canceled last minute
22:05
and I need you to find a replacement.
22:07
- You can count on us.
22:08
- Flat Top and the
Freak, we always deliver.
22:09
- Our band canceled?
22:11
- Not in any way, shape or form,
22:12
but it's a very stressful
day and I thought
22:13
things would go better without
Hitchcock and Scully here.
22:15
- Oh that's so smart.
22:16
- Look babe you planned a great wedding,
22:18
it's gonna be a perfect day.
22:20
- Phone call for you sir.
22:21
That would be the cake
guy saying he has arrived.
22:23
- [Male] Jake Peralta.
22:26
- [Male] There's a bomb at your wedding,
22:28
it's set to explode at 5:30,
everyone inside will die.
22:30
- So that was not the cake guy.
22:37