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- Just eating butter like a Popsicle huh Boyle? 00:02
- Yeah, I know I'm spoiling myself, but I'm depressed. 00:04
Or have you forgotten that Jake, my best friend 00:08
is in prison? 00:10
- Wait, Jake's in prison? 00:10
- Yeah, he and Rosa were framed 00:11
for a bunch of bank robberies by Lieutenant Hawkins. 00:13
- Oh right, and where's Gina? 00:15
- On maternity leave. 00:18
We were all at her baby shower last week. 00:19
- Okay, and why am I bleeding? 00:21
- I don't know Hitchcock. 00:23
- Oh, so you don't have all the answers. 00:24
I'm bleeding 'cause my piece of crap son-in-law bit me. 00:27
- Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa, which is why 00:29
we have to keep working the case. 00:31
There has to be some way to exonerate 'em. 00:33
- I've been looking but I can't find anything, 00:34
and I don't know what to do. 00:35
- I can't find anything and I don't know what to do. 00:37
Title of your sex tape. 00:40
- What is happening right now? 00:41
- They caught Hawkins trying to flee the country. 00:43
She confessed to everything, and they let me out. 00:45
- Oh my God, Jake is it really you, are you really here? 00:47
- You know it baby. 00:50
But first, I gotta hug my best friend. 00:51
- What? - Welcome back Peralta. 00:54
I just heard from the mayor. 00:56
To apologize for what happened to you 00:57
they're sending you to Disney World. 00:59
You and one male guest. 01:01
- As long as I don't have to go on any of the scary rides. 01:03
- I just go for the shows. 01:05
(laughs) 01:06
- [All] Boyle, Boyle, Boyle, Boyle, Boyle, Boyle. 01:08
- Boyle! 01:13
Were you dreaming about Jake again? 01:14
- Why did you wake me up, I told you never to wake me up. 01:15
- So I got assigned to this one rookie 01:20
and on his training day I made him smoke 01:21
angel dust at gun point. 01:23
King Kong aint got nothing on me. 01:25
- Isn't that the plot and tagline of-- 01:29
- The movie "Training Day," yes great observation Tank. 01:31
It's because it's based on my life. 01:33
- Lunch is over, bus your trays. 01:34
Now Peralta. 01:37
- I haven't finished my lemon cookie Bull. 01:39
- And you're not gonna get to either, give it to me. 01:40
- Oh you want the cookie. 01:44
(inmates groan) 01:48
There's your cookie. 01:49
- You're going in the hole. 01:50
- Oh I'm going in the hole? 01:51
- Yeah. - Yeah, bring it on. 01:52
- [Inmates] Jake, Jake, Jake. 01:53
- Remember what you saw here. 01:54
You can lock me up, but one day I'll get out of here 01:57
and I'll come for you, I'll come for all of you. 01:59
Hey warden what's up? 02:02
- Next time don't wait too long to spit the cookie. 02:03
I've been waiting in here for four minutes and it's gross. 02:05
- Oh man it really is. 02:08
- Okay snitch time, what's up with Romero? 02:08
- All right he's got a delivery coming in 02:10
on Wednesday night. 02:13
One of the cafeteria workers is smuggling something in 02:14
with the produce. 02:16
(laughs) 02:17
- Great, see ya Thursday. 02:18
- Wait, what? 02:19
You're just gonna leave me in here in solitary. 02:20
- You spit in a guards face, that's five days in the hole. 02:22
- Yeah but I mean you made me do that. 02:25
- We don't want anybody getting suspicious huh, have fun. 02:27
(banging on door) 02:30
Try not to go crazy. 02:33
- Okay, no big deal. 02:38
Five days is nothing. 02:41
I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts, 02:42
my thoughts are awesome. 02:44
Die Hard 6 on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, 02:45
my father never loved me, I'm gonna die alone. 02:47
Oh boy, that happened fast. 02:49
Guard, guard! 02:50
- Okay we're all set up in there Mr. Peralta. 02:51
Just sign here. 02:53
- What's all set up, what's going on? 02:55
- Oh thank you for asking Terence. 02:56
You see, the food in prison was inedible, 02:57
all I thought about day and night were the things 03:01
I wished I was eating. 03:03
And you Amy, I thought about you a lot, 03:04
sex with you, just us doing sex with foreplay. 03:06
- Great save babe, thanks. 03:08
- And so I decided to make my food fantasy come true. 03:10
Unbutton your pants and take off your shoes 03:13
'cause there's gonna be a doink load of sodium 03:15
at Freedom Feast 2017. 03:17
We begin where all great stories begin, 03:20
in the quaint little town of French Fry Village. 03:22
After that we're gonna move our adventure over 03:25
to Cheeseburger Mountain, which consists, you guessed it, 03:27
of turkey burgers, I'm kidding, it's cheese burgers. 03:31
This is kinda just stuffing, you can avoid that, 03:33
but it's attached to the Thanksgiving turkey theme, 03:35
'cause I was thinking about that a lot up in the jail. 03:38
And finally we have a big old Passover brisket 03:40
'cause you know I loves my mom. 03:43
If you would all take a seat while I make a toast. 03:44
Kindly raise your two liters. 03:48
To freedom, to you, and most importantly to orange drink. 03:50
And sex with Amy. 03:55
- [All] Sex with Amy. 03:56
- Sorry, shouldn't have said that last part. 03:58
(alarm blaring) 04:00
Halloween. 04:03
It's heist time. 04:06
(Jake screams) 04:09
- Thought you'd get a head start on heist prep, good luck. 04:10
I'm already dressed. 04:12
- Well, I'm also dressed, and I made breakfast. 04:13
Wait, where are my eggs? 04:18
- In my belly. 04:20
(screams) 04:21
Now get a move on, it's heist time. 04:22
- I love Halloween. 04:24
Hey Charles, can we talk in the briefing room for a sec 04:26
'cause there's a question I gotta ask you. 04:29
- Uh-huh. 04:30
It's happening, Jake is gonna pop the question. 04:34
He's gonna ask me to be his BM. 04:37
- No. - Uh-uh. 04:38
- BM, best man, it's a common abbreviation. 04:39
- No one but you has ever used it. 04:41
- I am so relieved, I thought maybe he was gonna ask 04:43
one of Amy's brothers, or uh, Serge. 04:45
- Hey man, come on. 04:48
- [Jake] Charles! 04:49
- Oh my God. 04:50
- Okay so I know this is a lot to ask. 04:53
- No it's not, I wanna do it. 04:56
- You wanna cover my shift this weekend 04:58
so I can go to the White Plains Mall and meet 04:59
Daryl Strawberry at the opening of a cellphone store? 05:00
- Yes. 05:03
It's exactly what I was hoping you'd ask. 05:05
- Great, thanks. 05:07
You sure it's okay. 05:08
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. 05:09
I'm very happy about it. 05:10
It'll be fun, it'll be fun. 05:12
Look at my smile. 05:13
I have to go now. 05:14
- [All] Surprise! 05:16
- Oh my God. 05:18
Jake. 05:21
- What do you say bud, will you be my BM? 05:22
- Yes, yes a million times yes. 05:23
In your face Terry. 05:26
- What I'm holding a sparkler for you, 05:28
I helped organize a lot of this. 05:29
- Well you can stick that sparkler up your butt, 05:31
I'm a best man. 05:32
- Okay, hole me. 05:35
- Nothing but mouth. 05:38
- Whoa, impressive. 05:40
- Are you kidding me that's nothing. 05:41
Diaz has been chucking d-holes into my mouthpiece 05:44
since we were back at the academy, 05:46
check this out. 05:47
(upbeat music) 05:48
(cheering) 05:50
♪ Express yourself ♪ 05:52
♪ I'm expressing with my full capabilities ♪ 05:54
♪ And now I'm living in correctional facilities ♪ 05:55
♪ 'Cause some don't agree with how I do this ♪ 05:57
(cheering) 05:59
♪ I'm dropping flavor, my behavior is hereditary ♪ 06:03
(cheering) 06:05
(gasps) - Uh-oh. 06:10
Heads! 06:12
- What the? 06:13
It's finally happening. 06:17
- Gobble, gobble. 06:20
Tommy Gobblers back and he wants to hear 06:21
what you turkeys are thankful for. 06:24
- Charles, you gotta stop. 06:26
- No, I don't gobble understand people. 06:27
- But Charles-- - Gobble. 06:30
- Dude. - Gobble. 06:31
- Gobble, gobble, your tail feather is caught 06:31
in the gobble door. 06:33
- Thank you, gobble, wait what? 06:34
(Charles screams) 06:36
Oh. 06:39
- I think your feathers are ripping, gobble. 06:40
(fabric tearing) - Gobble. 06:43
- Hey Jake, guess who just called me? 06:46
- The Jerky Boys, they're back. 06:48
- No, what? 06:49
No. - No. 06:51
- DC Parlov, he's in town for Legend Con, 06:52
and he has a case for us. 06:55
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 06:56
- Parlov, didn't he write those Sky Fire books, 06:57
I thought he turned out to be a jerk. 07:00
- Yeah, but ever since Jake and I saved his life, 07:01
he's actually been very nice. 07:03
He even sent me a Christmas gift, 07:05
a full scale replica of the Sword of Opadoma. 07:06
(Jake groans) 07:10
- Why are you so excited, you don't care 07:11
about those stupid books? 07:12
- I actually did read all of them in prison, 07:13
they're the greatest books I've ever read, 07:15
and I've read Cujo. 07:17
- Jake and I really bonded over Sky Fire, watch this. 07:18
Favorite moment in the series. 07:21
- [Both] The summoning of Bella Castro. 07:22
- Second favorite. 07:25
- [Both] The Scarlet Feast. 07:26
- Third favorite. 07:27
- [Both] When you thought Kolar had been swallowed 07:28
by the Norleth but he had just switched armor 07:30
with Samling the betrayer in the battle of Orcastle. 07:32
- Fourth favorite? 07:36
- Three was plenty, so was zero. 07:37
- Okay I can see that you're skeptical Rosa, 07:39
but how about this. 07:41
Come with us on the case, I know you think it's dumb 07:42
but Sky Fire is actually very smart, and dark and adult. 07:44
It's not for nerds at all. 07:48
- Oh, on our way there should we sing 07:49
the Elvish hunting song? 07:50
♪ Sharpen your swords and string your bows ♪ 07:53
♪ The beasts have gone away. ♪ 07:55
- I'll get back to you guys by the end of the day 07:57
with all the logistics. 07:59
- Sergeant Terence Jeffords, four years ago 08:01
on this exact date you told me I was too old 08:04
to learn how to do the worm. 08:07
I vowed on that day to prove you a fool, 08:08
and today I shall. 08:10
Check it. 08:15
(upbeat music) 08:16
(Jake groans) 08:18
More fire, ba ba ba ba bow. 08:24
- As I was telling the squad, 08:27
our old CO Captain McGintley just passed away. 08:28
- Oh no. 08:31
- We're going to Los Angeles for the funeral next week. 08:32
I'll have the travel details later. 08:34
- Hey has anyone seen the worm because 08:36
this funky chicken's hungry. 08:38
- Charles, a man has died, read the room. 08:41
- And so concludes this years secret santa drawing. 08:43
Just a quick reminder of the rules, 08:46
$40 limit, no perishable items, and no home made 08:47
massage coupons Hitchcock. 08:49
- Fine, then everyone will have to pay full price for them. 08:51
- Oh Captain, I would like a $40 gift card 08:53
to any restaurant that serves nachos. 08:56
- I don't have you Peralta. 08:59
- Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, 09:00
but I also know who everyone else has. 09:01
- That's not possible. 09:03
- Perhaps not for ordinary men such as yourself Jeffords, 09:04
but for the brilliant mind 09:06
of Detective Jacob Sherlock Peralta, 09:08
I legally changed my name, it's quite simply elementary. 09:10
For you see Amy made a face I only recognize 09:14
from our bedroom which means that she has Captain Holt. 09:17
Charles has Terry, his eyes keep shifting over to him. 09:18
- No they don't. 09:21
- Terry look disgusted which means he has Hitchcock, 09:21
Rosa didn't draw a name, nor did she put one in, 09:23
she doesn't wanna participate. 09:25
Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads, 09:26
and he quite clearly said Charles. 09:27
- I did get Charles. 09:28
- Scully has Amy, he's holding his paper name side out. 09:30
- Oh he's good. 09:32
- And I have Scully which means Captain Holt has me, 09:33
I'll be taking that gift card, daddy loves nachos. 09:35
- Shall we draw the names again and leave Jake out? 09:41
- [All] Yeah. 09:42
- No Sherlock wants a present. 09:43
- Thank you Margaret. 09:47
- You're welcome Raymond. 09:48
- Seamus Murphy. 09:51
- That's right. 09:52
Remember how I saved your detectives from prison 09:53
in exchange for a favor? 09:55
The time has come-- 09:56
- Wait this isn't my order. 09:58
- What? 09:59
- This isn't my omelet, I only eat omelets on vacation. 10:00
- Yeah, I don't care what you eat, 10:02
I'm here to call in the favor that you owe me. 10:03
- Really, what if I say no? 10:06
- This is you asking me for intel and promising 10:09
to pay me back, how do you think this would look 10:10
to your bosses, especially now that you're up 10:12
for the Commissioner job? 10:14
Yeah, I know everything. 10:15
- So, what do you want from me? 10:19
- A permit to throw a block party? 10:23
We don't even have to break the law, this is fantastic news. 10:25
- I am not giving Seamus Murphy that permit. 10:28
He only wants to use the block party 10:30
as a cover for something criminal. 10:32
A robbery, a murder, or something worse. 10:33
- You don't know that for sure, and that's your loophole. 10:35
- I don't believe in loopholes. 10:38
- What? 10:39
Loopholes are the best, remember that time 10:39
when Pancake Palace had that all you can eat deal 10:40
but they didn't set a time limit. 10:42
I ate pancakes for a week for 3.99. 10:44
All I had to do was sleep there and never shower. 10:46
- What? 10:48
Thanks for the invite friend. 10:49
- I will not be using a loophole Peralta. 10:50
As always I'll be using the main hole or no hole, 10:52
I choose no hole. 10:55
- You just said hole way too much sir. 10:56
- And that's coming from Charles. 10:58
- Yes, that's concerning. 11:00
- Oh you think you know someone Jake, unbelievable. 11:01
- Accounts of the first Punic war in the year 263-- 11:04
- Ah yes the first pubic war, the sexiest of all wars. 11:07
Hi Dr. Alberin Einstive, I've an urgent question for you 11:11
about Ancient Greece, shall we walk? 11:14
- Of course, Dr, I feel like you said Einstive? 11:16
- Yes that's correct, it's a family name. 11:19
- What is going on? 11:20
- Captain Holt sent me, just follow my lead. 11:21
Your theory is wrong, the Greeks did not 11:22
climb out of the Trojan horses butt. 11:24
- Put this on. 11:26
- A rose shearing hat at work, 11:27
people will think I'm demented. 11:28
- Just put it on. 11:30
- Kevin, Dr Einstive. 11:31
- Ah Professor McGonagall. 11:32
- Why is Boyle dressed as me? 11:32
- Shh. 11:34
Get in. 11:35
- But this cart is-- - Get in. 11:36
Professor. - Student. 11:42
(dramatic music) 11:45
- Hello Kevin, it's me Raymond Holt. 12:00
We need to get you to safety, your life is in danger. 12:01
- Peralta there was a boss B&E at a jewelry store 12:04
in Atlanta that just turned into a hostage situation, 12:06
they want you to be the negotiator. 12:08
- Oh my God, my prayers have finally been answered. 12:10
- You prayed for a hostage situation? 12:12
- Yes I did, every single day. 12:14
- I don't understand, why isn't ESU handling this? 12:15
- Apparently the hostage taker asked for Jake by name. 12:17
- Oh yes, it's getting even cooler. 12:19
Oh man I wonder who it is? 12:21
Ooh, maybe it's the brother of someone I put away for life. 12:22
Ooh, or the identical twin of someone I put away for life. 12:25
Ooh, or the fraternal twin of-- 12:27
- Jake, just get down there, and take Diaz with you. 12:28
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, how do I look? 12:30
It doesn't matter, let's go negotiate. 12:31
(sirens wailing) 12:33
Hey everyone, I'm here, I'm Jake Peralta, 12:36
the negotiator. 12:39
- Oh so you're Jake Peralta. 12:40
- The negotiator, yes. 12:41
Who are you? 12:42
- Dennis Cole, ESU, this was my crime scene 12:43
before you bozos got here. 12:46
- Nice to meet you too Dennis. 12:47
- I've spent 10 years as a negotiator 12:48
and you just took my first hostage situation. 12:50
All I've done up 'til now is talk jumpers off of rooftops. 12:53
- But that must be satisfying in it's own way right? 12:55
- Yeah, really satisfying saving a crazy persons life. 12:57
Whatever, here's a little advice, 13:01
I don't like you two. 13:03
- Not so much advice as it is a hurtful statement 13:03
based on limited interaction. 13:05
- He wants to talk to you. 13:07
Get the hell in there. 13:10
- Ooh, it says negotiator on it. 13:11
This is Jake Peralta, I am unarmed, 13:16
and I'm approaching the building. 13:20
You wanted to talk to me. 13:31
- Keep those hands in the air. 13:32
Now wave them like you just don't care. 13:34
- What? 13:36
- I'm just messing with ya Peralta, 13:38
put your hands down, give me a hug baby. 13:39
- Judy! 13:41
(tense music) 13:42
Oh yeah. 14:00
(tapping on desk) 14:05
- I'm Philip Davidson, Detective Jake Peralta 14:06
asked me to drop by. 14:08
- Hmm, the dentist who murdered someone. 14:09
Spoiler alert, they think you did it. 14:12
Can you show him to interrogation room C please. 14:14
Have fun in there. 14:18
- Thank you. 14:19
- What are you smiling about? 14:25
- How uncomfortable this guy is? 14:26
Jacked up the thermostat, got the table all sticky, 14:27
made one of the chair legs too short, 14:30
and worst of all, I had Gina greet him. 14:31
- What did you have her do? 14:33
- Be herself. 14:34
- Poor son of a bitch. 14:35
- Yeah, why are you wearing a tuxedo? 14:36
- Kevin and I are attending the opera. 14:38
- Ooh, the opera, is it the one Bugs Bunny sings? 14:40
- Yes, so who's this? 14:42
- This is Philip Davidson. 14:45
- What do we have on him? 14:47
- Clear motive, clear means, 14:48
and a non-existent alibi but the DA won't bring a charge 14:49
because he says it's all circumstantial. 14:52
If we wanna bring this guy down we have to get him 14:53
to confess right here, right now. 14:55
- Hmm, an interrogation with a ticking clock, 14:58
and everything on the line. 15:00
I better call Kevin and tell him I won't be 15:02
attending the opera, there's someone else 15:04
I'd rather hear sing. 15:06
- Oh damn! 15:07
- Hello Kevin, I won't be joining you 15:08
at the opera tonight - I'm sorry I didn't know 15:10
you were on the phone already. 15:11
- The tickets are under - Oh damn 15:12
- My name, H-O-- 15:12
Santiago, your test results on the sergeants exam 15:13
has arrived. 15:15
- Ooh, everybody make room, Amy needs adequate space 15:16
to do her signature dork dance. 15:19
- I don't know if there's gonna be a dork dance. 15:21
Look how small that envelope is. 15:22
That's not a big good news envelope, 15:23
that's a little bad news envelope. 15:25
- What, that's nuts. 15:27
Serge, tell her envelope size doesn't matter. 15:28
- If I'm being honest I got a much bigger envelope. 15:30
- Oh God. 15:32
- Unhelpful Terry, very unhelpful. 15:33
- Mine was bigger too. 15:34
- Okay, I just won't ever open it, 15:35
that way I'll never get rejected. 15:36
- Fine, I'll open it. 15:38
- No! 15:39
(Jake groans) 15:40
- Do it harder. 15:41
- I opened it. 15:42
You passed! 15:43
- Oh my God, I'm gonna be a sergeant. 15:45
- You're gonna be a sergeant. 15:47
(all cheering) 15:48
- Oh no it's happening. 15:50
Woo! 15:52
- That's my future wife. 15:55
Pigeons still here? 15:59
- Yeah, no matter what we do he just won't leave. 16:00
- The problem is you're thinking like detectives. 16:02
- No I'm definitely not. 16:04
- When you should be thinking like a bird. 16:05
This is Operation Saving Private Pigeon. 16:08
On my mark I will turn on this fan, 16:11
gently startling our bird due east 16:13
into the file box canyon where he will encounter 16:15
Charles holding two pot lids. 16:17
He'll bang them together, forcing Private Pigeon 16:19
into the ceiling there, and out of the ceiling there, 16:21
where he will be greeted by scary Rosa, 16:24
holding a scary picture of an owl. 16:26
Now he's playing our game. 16:28
He'll veer left into an upside down garbage can, 16:29
propped up by a hockey stick 16:32
and connected to a string that Gina is holding. 16:33
She pulls it, he's trapped, and Terry releases him outside. 16:35
- Terry hates birds. 16:38
- Okay little friend, let's get you home to momma. 16:39
(fan whirring) (Jake screams) 16:42
Oh God, it flew right into the fan, it's everywhere. 16:44
There's pigeon everywhere! 16:48
So, do you recognize any of these men? 16:50
- I was hiding in the bathroom stall 16:52
so I didn't see his face but I heard him. 16:53
He was singing along to the music at the bar. 16:56
- Do you remember what he was singing? 16:58
- I think it was that song, "I want it that way." 16:59
- Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar. 17:01
Okay. 17:03
Number one could you please sing the opening 17:04
to "I want it that way." 17:06
- Really? 17:07
Okay. 17:08
♪ You are, my fire ♪ 17:11
- Number two, keep it going. 17:17
♪ The one desire ♪ 17:18
- Number three. 17:22
♪ Believe when I say ♪ 17:23
- Number four. 17:27
♪ I want it that way ♪ 17:28
♪ Tell me why ♪ 17:31
♪ Aint nothing but a heartache ♪ 17:33
♪ Tell me why ♪ 17:36
♪ Aint nothing but a mistake ♪ 17:38
♪ Now number five ♪ 17:41
♪ I never wanna hear you say ♪ 17:42
♪ I want it that way ♪ 17:47
- Oh chills, literal chills. 17:51
- It was number five, number five killed my brother. 17:53
- Oh my God, I forgot about that part. 17:56
- Charles, wanna grab a beer before you go home? 17:58
- Oh a yeast feast. 17:59
- Never mind. 18:01
- No, no, no, I wanna go it's just there's a huge 18:02
emergency I have to deal with first. 18:03
- Oh no, is everything okay? 18:04
- It's about my food truck, 18:05
I have to get a parking spot. 18:06
- That doesn't sound as intense 18:08
as you were making it out to be. 18:10
- Move your arse you old bitch. 18:11
- What is happening? 18:12
- We have to get there by seven o'clock 18:13
when they lift the parking restrictions. 18:15
It's the best spot in Brooklyn and everyone wants it. 18:16
- Get the hell out of the way. 18:19
(car horn blaring) 18:20
- Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry 18:23
is racing to get into this one spot, it's not Mad Max. 18:26
- We're neck and neck with rice pudding, 18:29
you've got Korean Tacos on your six. 18:30
- Oh my God, it's real, we're on the Fury Road. 18:32
Witness me (drowned out by music) 18:34
- Hold on tight. 18:37
(screams) 18:39
- Here comes the bachelor, all dressed in my nice jacket 18:50
I only wear for special events. 18:54
- Oh you're already on fire. 18:55
- Thank you my friend, and gentlemen, 18:56
welcome to my bachelor party. 18:58
This is the elite party squad, 18:59
that is assuming the captain is ready to let loose. 19:01
- Captain, I don't think so. 19:03
I want you guys to think of me as one of the boys, 19:04
so tonight I'll be swapping out my captains hat 19:06
for my Kangol hat, call me Raymond. 19:08
- Okay Raymond in the Kangol hat, 19:12
I will definitely call you Raymond, 19:13
Raymond in the Kangol hat. 19:14
This is the best night of my life. 19:16
- Mine too, Sharon gave me permission to get wasted. 19:16
She's even putting a pasta pot next to the bed 19:19
in case I hurl. 19:21
- Smart, I'm definitely putting a pasta pot 19:22
on our wedding registry. 19:23
Charles, tell us everything we're doing tonight. 19:24
- Well that could take a long time, 19:26
I've been planning this bachelor party for 10 years. 19:27
- I met Amy eight years ago. 19:30
- What does she have to do with this? 19:32
- Jake, hey I'm happy for you both. 19:33
No, no, tonight is about creating a bond 19:34
that will last forever, tonight is about the Bach Boys. 19:37
- We can brainstorm the name later. 19:41
- No we can't because I already made fanny packs. 19:43
- Well that settles that. 19:45
- This clearly says Bach Boys. 19:47
- No it's Bach, you know, like the beginning of bachelor. 19:48
I've been working on this for 10 years, don't ruin it. 19:51
- Okay, so lets fanny up Bach Boys 19:53
because it's time to party. 19:55
- Woo woo. 19:57
- Yes, whoop whoop Raymond in the Kangol. 19:58
Let's go. 20:01
- Jake hurry up, I'm starving. 20:03
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 20:04
I just had to grab my wallet. 20:06
- Gentlemen. 20:10
(camera clicking) 20:25
Fine, I was trying something and it didn't work. 20:26
- I am so sick of this city. 20:28
I go into a coffee shop and as soon as everybody sees 20:31
that I'm a cop they stop talking and they avoid eye contact 20:33
with me, one lady even walked out. 20:35
I am just tired of being treated like the enemy. 20:38
- Hey Hitchcock your penis is hanging out. 20:41
- Oh, that's a relief. 20:42
- I can't believe this is a rec center, it looks amazing. 20:45
- You look amazing, foxy as hell. 20:47
- Simmer down Boyle. 20:49
- No, no I love it, amp it up Boyle. 20:50
- Happy too. 20:52
Jake your body is kicking, 20:53
and skin as clear as a summer day. 20:54
- Ohh. 20:55
- Jake! - Aimes, 20:56
you look beautiful. 20:58
But when are you getting your makeup put on. 20:59
Y'all she woke up like this. 21:00
- Not not Jake, we're in crisis mode. 21:01
The cake hasn't arrived yet, 21:03
Mason woke up with the chicken pox 21:05
so we don't have a ring bearer. 21:06
Plus look what I found on my veil. 21:07
- Ooh. 21:08
- I planned everything so perfectly 21:09
and now it's all falling apart. 21:10
- No it isn't, take a deep breath all right we got this. 21:11
Terry, Rosa will you please take this veil 21:14
to a dry cleaner, and if they won't do a rush job, 21:17
make them, use force. 21:19
- I mean we're not gonna abuse our power. 21:21
- Of course not we're good cops. 21:22
I was just exaggerating. 21:23
Rosa I was not exaggerating. 21:25
- Great. 21:26
- Okay, now for the ring bearer situation. 21:28
This actually might be a blessing in disguise, 21:30
I know that he's your nephew but I wasn't super jazzed 21:32
about Mason. 21:33
- Yeah he should be cuter. 21:34
- His face is too small for his head. 21:35
He's a Dick Tracy villain. 21:37
But I have a new ring bearer who is very adorable 21:38
and very obedient. 21:40
- I would be-- 21:42
- I'm talking about Cheddar the Dog. 21:43
- Yep right. 21:44
- Brilliant, he loves responsibility, 21:45
I'll go pick him up. 21:46
- I'm gonna go with Holt, seems like people 21:48
are pairing off for adventures, 21:49
and we have the best rapport. 21:51
- Cheddar, are you crazy, what about my-- 21:52
- Allergies, got your meds right here. 21:54
I brought them just in case Hitchcock decided 21:56
to wear his toupee again. 21:57
It's very clearly not human hair. 21:58
- Human hair is indistinguishable from badger fur. 22:00
- That is absolutely not the case but that reminds me 22:02
you two, our wedding band canceled last minute 22:05
and I need you to find a replacement. 22:07
- You can count on us. 22:08
- Flat Top and the Freak, we always deliver. 22:09
- Our band canceled? 22:11
- Not in any way, shape or form, 22:12
but it's a very stressful day and I thought 22:13
things would go better without Hitchcock and Scully here. 22:15
- Oh that's so smart. 22:16
- Look babe you planned a great wedding, 22:18
it's gonna be a perfect day. 22:20
- Phone call for you sir. 22:21
- Thank you. 22:23
That would be the cake guy saying he has arrived. 22:23
Hello. 22:25
- [Male] Jake Peralta. 22:26
- Yes. 22:28
- [Male] There's a bomb at your wedding, 22:28
it's set to explode at 5:30, everyone inside will die. 22:30
- So that was not the cake guy. 22:37

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[中文]
- 就像吃黄油一样 冰棒吧博伊尔?
- 是的,我知道我在破坏 我自己,但我很沮丧。
或者你忘记了 我最好的朋友
杰克在监狱里吗?
- 等等,杰克在监狱里?
- 是的,他和罗莎因一系列银行抢劫案而被陷害
霍金斯中尉。
- 哦,对了,吉娜在哪里?
- 休产假。
上周我们都参加了她的婴儿送礼会。
- 好吧,为什么我会流血?
- 我不认识希区柯克。
- 哦,所以你没有所有的答案。
我在流血,因为我的作品 那个垃圾女婿咬了我。
- 看,我们都想念杰克 和罗莎,这就是为什么
我们必须继续处理此案。
必须有某种方法来为他们开脱。
- 我一直在寻找但是 我找不到任何东西,
,我不知道该怎么办。
- 我找不到任何东西 我不知道该怎么办。
你的性爱录像带的标题。
- 现在发生了什么?
- 他们抓住了霍金斯 试图逃离这个国家。
她承认了一切, 他们让我出去了。
- 天啊,杰克,真的吗 你,你真的在这里吗?
- 你知道的,宝贝。
但首先,我要拥抱我最好的朋友。
- 什么? - 欢迎回来佩拉尔塔。
我刚刚收到市长的来信。
为发生在你身上的事情道歉
他们要送你去迪士尼世界。
您和一名男嘉宾。
- 只要我不需要 参加任何恐怖的游乐设施。
- 我只是去看演出。
(笑)
- [全部]博伊尔,博伊尔, 波义耳,波义耳,波义耳,波义耳。
- 博伊尔!
你又梦见杰克了吗?
- 你为什么叫醒我,我 告诉你永远不要叫醒我。
- 所以我被分配给这个新秀
,在他的训练日我让他用枪指着
天使粉尘。
金刚对我一无所知。
- 这不是 -
- 电影《训练日》的情节和口号吗 是的,很棒的观察坦克。
因为它是根据我的生活改编的。
- 午餐结束,收拾托盘。
现在是佩拉尔塔。
- 我还没吃完柠檬饼干公牛。
- 而你不会得到 无论是哪一个,都给我。
- 哦,你想要饼干。
(囚犯呻吟)
这是你的饼干。
- 你要掉进洞里了。
- 哦,我要进洞了?
- 是的。 - 是的,带上它。
- [囚犯]杰克,杰克,杰克。
- 记住您在这里看到的内容。
你可以把我关起来,但是一个 有一天我会离开这里
,我会来找你, 我会来接你们所有人的。
嘿,典狱长怎么了?
- 下次也不要等 很长时间才吐出饼干。
我已经在这里等了 四分钟,太恶心了。
- 天哪,确实如此。
- 好的告密时间,罗梅罗怎么样了?
- 好吧,周三晚上他会在
收到货。
一名食堂工作人员 正在与农产品一起走私
中的某些东西。
(笑)
- 太好了,周四见。
- 等等,什么?
你就要离开 我独自一人在这里。
- 你向警卫脸上吐口水, 那是在洞里呆了五天。
- 是的,但我的意思是你让我这么做的。
- 我们不希望任何人得到 可疑啊,玩得开心吧
(敲门)
尽量不要发疯。
- 好吧,没什么大不了的。
五天不算什么。
我不害怕 独自思考,
我的想法很棒。
《虎胆龙威 6》在游轮上, 披萨百吉饼餐厅,
我父亲从来不喜欢 我,我会孤独地死去。
天哪,这一切发生得很快。
守卫,守卫!
- 好的,我们都准备好了 佩拉尔塔先生就在那里。
只需在此处签名即可。
- 一切都准备好了,发生了什么?
- 哦,谢谢您询问特伦斯。
你看,监狱里的食物很难吃,
我整天都在想什么 晚上是
我希望我正在吃的东西。
还有你,艾米,我很想你,
与你发生性关系,只有我们 通过前戏做爱。
- 宝贝救得很好,谢谢。
- 所以我决定 我的美食幻想成真了。
解开裤子纽扣 脱掉你的鞋子
因为会有 在 2017 年自由盛宴上摄入大量钠
我们从所有伟大故事开始的地方开始,
在古色古香的小镇 炸薯条村。
之后我们要 将我们的冒险之旅移至
至芝士汉堡山, 你猜对了,其中包括
个火鸡汉堡,我是 开玩笑,这是芝士汉堡。
这只是填充物, 你可以避免这种情况,
但它附加到 感恩节火鸡主题,
因为我在想 监狱里有很多这样的事情。
最后我们有一个 逾越节大胸肉
因为你知道我爱我妈妈。
如果你们都愿意 当我祝酒时坐下来。
请筹集您的两升。
为了自由,为了你,为了大多数人 重要的是橙子饮料。
并与艾米发生性关系。
- [全部] 与艾米做爱。
- 抱歉,不应该 说的是最后一部分。
(闹钟响)
万圣节。
抢劫时间到了。
(杰克尖叫)
- 我以为你会得到一个头 开始抢劫准备,祝你好运。
我已经穿好衣服了。
- 嗯,我也穿好了, 我做了早餐。
等等,我的蛋在哪里?
- 在我的肚子里。
(尖叫)
现在开始吧,抢劫时间到了。
- 我喜欢万圣节。
嘿查尔斯,我们可以谈谈吗 在简报室呆一会儿
,因为我有个问题要问你。
- 嗯。
它正在发生,杰克 会提出这个问题。
他会邀请我做他的 BM。
- 没有。 - 呃呃。
- BM,伴郎,是 一个常见的缩写。
- 除了您之外没有人使用过它。
- 我很放心,我想 也许他会问
艾米的一个兄弟,或者呃,Serge。
- 嘿伙计,来吧。
- [杰克]查尔斯!
- 天啊。
- 好的,我知道有很多问题要问。
- 不,不是,我想这么做。
- 你想代替我这个周末的轮班
这样我就可以去 White Plains Mall 并在以下地点与
Daryl Strawberry 见面 开手机店?
- 是的。
这正是我希望你问的问题。
- 太好了,谢谢。
你确定没问题。
- 嗯嗯,嗯嗯,嗯嗯。
我对此感到非常高兴。
会很有趣,会很有趣。
看看我的笑容。
我现在得走了。
- [全部]惊喜!
- 天啊。
杰克。
- 你说怎么样伙计,你愿意做我的BM吗?
- 是的,是的一百万次是的。
在你脸上特里。
- 我为你拿着烟花,
我帮助组织了很多这样的事情。
- 好吧,你可以坚持下去 让你的屁股闪闪发光,
我是伴郎。
- 好吧,给我打洞。
- 除了嘴巴什么都没有。
- 哇,令人印象深刻。
- 你在开玩笑吧,这没什么。
迪亚兹一直在笑 自从我们回到学院后,我的吹嘴
就被打了洞,
看看这个。
(欢快的音乐)
(欢呼)
♪表达自己♪
♪我用 我的全部能力 ♪
♪ 现在我住在 惩教设施 ♪
♪ 因为有些人不同意 我是如何做到这一点的 ♪
(欢呼)
♪ 我正在失去味道,我的 行为是遗传的♪
(欢呼)
(喘息) - 呃哦。
正头!
- 什么?
这终于发生了。
- 狼吞虎咽,狼吞虎咽。
汤米·高布勒回来了,他想听听
你们火鸡感谢什么。
- 查尔斯,你得停下来。
- 不,我不会吞噬理解的人。
- 但是查尔斯—— - 狼吞虎咽。
- 伙计。 - 狼吞虎咽。
- 狼吞虎咽,狼吞虎咽,你的 尾羽被
卡在了吞噬门中。
- 谢谢你,咕咕,等等什么?
(查尔斯尖叫)
哦。
- 我想你的羽毛 正在撕扯,狼吞虎咽。
(布料撕裂) - 狼吞虎咽。
- 嘿杰克,猜猜刚才是谁给我打电话?
- 肉干男孩,他们回来了。
- 不,什么?
没有。 - 不。
- DC Parlov,他来镇上参加
传奇大会,他有一个案例要告诉我们。
- 天啊,天啊,天啊。
- 帕洛夫,他不是写的吗 那些天火书,
我以为他原来是个混蛋。
- 是的,但从那以后 杰克和我救了他的命,
他实际上非常好。
他甚至送了我一份圣诞礼物,
一个全尺寸的复制品 奥帕多玛之剑。
(杰克呻吟)
- 你为什么这么兴奋,你不关心
那些愚蠢的书?
- 我确实读过 他们都在监狱里,
他们是我读过的最伟大的书,
而且我读过《Cujo》。
- 杰克和我真的很亲密 在天火上空,看这个。
系列中最喜欢的时刻。
- [两者]贝拉·卡斯特罗的召唤。
- 第二个最喜欢的。
- [两者] 猩红盛宴。
- 第三个最喜欢的。
- [两者]当你想 科拉尔已被诺莱斯吞噬
,但他 刚刚与背叛者萨姆林交换了盔甲
在奥卡斯尔之战中。
- 第四个最爱?
- 三个就足够了,所以是零。
- 好吧,我明白了 你对此持怀疑态度,罗莎,
,但是这个怎么样?
和我们一起处理这个案子吧, 我知道你认为这很愚蠢
,但《天火》实际上非常 聪明、黑暗、成熟。
这根本不适合书呆子。
- 哦,在去那里的路上我们应该唱
精灵狩猎歌曲吗?
♪磨利你的剑 拉好弓 ♪
♪ 野兽已经走了。 ♪
- 我会回复你 伙计们,到今天
结束时,所有的后勤工作都会完成。
- 特伦斯中士 Jeffords,四年前
的这个确切日期,您 告诉我我太老了
,无法学习如何做蠕虫。
那天我发誓要证明你是个傻瓜,
今天我会的。
检查一下。
(欢快的音乐)
(杰克呻吟)
更多的火,巴巴巴巴弓。
- 正如我告诉小队的那样,
我们的老队长 麦金特利刚刚去世。
- 哦不。
- 我们要去洛杉矶 下周举行葬礼。
稍后我会得到旅行详细信息。
- 嘿,有人看到这只蠕虫吗,因为
这只时髦的小鸡饿了。
- 查尔斯,一个人死了,请阅读房间。
- 总结如下 年秘密圣诞老人绘图。
快速提醒一下规则,
限额 40 美元,不可腐烂 物品,并且没有自制的
按摩优惠券希区柯克。
- 好吧,那么每个人都会有 为他们支付全价。
- 哦,船长,我想要一张价值 40 美元的礼品卡
,可以在任何供应玉米片的餐厅使用。
- 我没有你,佩拉尔塔。
- 我不仅知道 你确实有我,
,但我也知道其他人都有谁。
- 这是不可能的。
- 也许不适合普通人 像杰福兹这样的人,
但为了雅各布·夏洛克·佩拉尔塔侦探的聪明才智
我合法地更改了自己的名字, 这很简单。
艾米做了一个 我只认出我们卧室里的
脸,这意味着 她有霍尔特船长。
查尔斯有特里,他的眼睛 继续转移到他身上。
- 不,他们没有。
- 特里看上去很厌恶 意味着他有希区柯克,
罗莎没有画名字, 她也没有加入,
她不想参加。
希区柯克读到时动了动嘴,
他很清楚地说是查尔斯。
- 我确实找到了查尔斯。
- Scully 抱着 Amy,他抱着 他的纸上名字一面朝外。
- 哦,他很好。
- 我还有 Scully 意味着霍尔特船长拥有我,
我会接受这份礼物 卡,爸爸喜欢玉米片。
- 我们可以画出名字吗 再次把杰克排除在外?
- [全部] 是的。
- 没有夏洛克想要礼物。
- 谢谢玛格丽特。
- 不客气,雷蒙德。
- 谢默斯·墨菲。
- 没错。
记住我是如何保存您的 监狱里的侦探
来换取一个人情?
时间到了 --
- 等等,这不是我的命令。
- 什么?
- 这不是我的煎蛋卷,我 只在假期吃煎蛋卷。
- 是的,我不在乎你吃什么,
我是来打电话的 你欠我的人情。
- 真的,如果我说不怎么办?
- 这是你在问我 为英特尔并承诺
偿还我,该怎么办 你认为这对你的老板来说
,尤其是 现在您已提名
担任专员一职?
是的,我什么都知道。
- 那么,你想从我这里得到什么?
- 举办街区派对的许可?
我们甚至不必打破 法律,这是个好消息。
- 我不会给Seamus 墨菲允许。
他只想利用街区派对
作为犯罪活动的掩护。
抢劫、谋杀或更糟糕的事情。
- 你不知道这一点 当然,这就是你的漏洞。
- 我不相信有漏洞。
- 什么?
漏洞是最好的,记得那次
煎饼宫有 吃到饱优惠
,但他们没有设定时间限制。
我吃了一周的煎饼,花了3.99。
我所要做的就是睡觉 在那里,从不洗澡。
- 什么?
感谢朋友的邀请。
- 我不会使用 Peralta 的漏洞。
一如既往,我将使用 主洞还是无洞,
我选择无洞。
- 先生,你刚才说得太多了。
- 来自查尔斯。
- 是的,这很令人担忧。
- 哦,你以为你知道 有人杰克,难以置信。
- 第一个帐户 263年的布匿战争--
- 啊,是的,第一次耻辱 战争,所有战争中最性感的。
嗨,Alberin Einstive 博士,我已经 有一个关于古希腊的紧急问题
,我们可以步行吗?
- 当然,博士,我觉得 就像你说的本能?
- 是的,没错,这是一个姓氏。
- 发生了什么事?
- 霍尔特船长派我来, 只要跟随我的引导即可。
你的理论是错误的,希腊人并没有
从特洛伊木马屁股里爬出来。
- 穿上这个。
- 工作时戴玫瑰剪羊毛帽,
人们会认为我精神错乱。
- 戴上即可。
- 凯文,Einstive 博士。
- 啊,麦格教授。
- 为什么波伊尔穿得像我?
- 嘘。
进来吧。
- 但这辆购物车是—— - 进来吧。
教授。 - 学生。
(戏剧音乐)
- 你好凯文,我是雷蒙德·霍尔特。
我们需要让您安全抵达, 你的生命有危险。
- 佩拉尔塔有一个老板 B&E 位于亚特兰大一家刚刚开业的珠宝店
陷入人质危机,
他们希望你成为谈判者。
- 天哪,我祈祷 终于得到了答案。
- 你为人质事件祈祷吗?
- 是的,我每天都这么做。
- 我不明白为什么 ESU不处理这个吗?
- 显然是人质 接受者询问了杰克的名字。
- 哦,是的,它变得更酷了。
天哪,我想知道这是谁?
哦,也许是的兄弟 一个我终生抛弃的人。
哦,或者是同卵双胞胎 一个我终生抛弃的人。
哦,或者是 --
的异卵双胞胎 - 杰克,就到那儿吧, 并带迪亚兹一起去。
- 是的,是的,是的,是的,我看起来怎么样?
没关系,我们去谈判吧。
(警笛声)
大家好,我在这里,我是谈判代表杰克·佩拉尔塔(Jake Peralta)。
- 哦,原来你是杰克·佩拉尔塔。
- 谈判者,是的。
你是谁?
- 丹尼斯·科尔,ESU, 在你们这些笨蛋到达这里之前,这是我的犯罪现场
- 丹尼斯也很高兴见到你。
- 我做了 10 年的谈判者
,而你却夺走了我的 第一个人质事件。
到目前为止我所做的就是 谈论屋顶上的跳线者。
- 但这一定令人满意 以它自己的方式吧?
- 是的,真的很满意 拯救一个疯子的生命。
不管怎样,这里有一个小建议,
我不喜欢你们两个。
- 与其说是建议,不如说是建议 这是基于有限互动的有害言论
- 他想和你说话。
见鬼去吧。
- 哦,上面写着谈判者。
我是杰克·佩拉尔塔 (Jake Peralta),我没有携带武器,
,我正在接近大楼。
你想和我说话。
- 将双手举在空中。
现在挥挥手,就像你不在乎一样。
- 什么?
- 我只是在逗你,佩拉尔塔,
把手放下,抱抱我,宝贝。
- 朱迪!
(紧张的音乐)
哦,是的。
(敲击桌子)
- 我是菲利普·戴维森, 杰克·佩拉尔塔侦探
邀请我顺便过去。
- 嗯,谋杀了某人的牙医。
剧透警告,他们认为是你干的。
你能告诉他 请到C室审讯。
在那里玩得开心。
- 谢谢。
- 你在笑什么?
- 这家伙有多不舒服?
调高恒温器, 把桌子弄得粘糊糊的,
使其中一条椅子腿太短,
最糟糕的是,我让吉娜向他打招呼。
- 你让她做了什么?
- 做她自己。
- 可怜的混蛋。
- 是啊,你为什么穿着燕尾服?
- 凯文和我正在观看歌剧。
- 哦,歌剧,是吗? 兔八哥唱的那一首?
- 是的,那么这是谁?
- 这是菲利普·戴维森。
- 我们对他有什么了解?
- 动机明确,手段明确,
以及不存在的不在场证据,但是 地方检察官不会提出指控
,因为他说这都是间接的。
如果我们想带这个人来 我们必须让他
在这里认罪。
- 嗯,审讯 随着时钟滴答作响,
和一切都在线上。
我最好给凯文打电话 并告诉他我不会
参加歌剧,还有其他人
我宁愿听唱歌。
- 哦该死!
- 你好凯文,今晚我不会和你一起去看歌剧
- 抱歉,我不知道
你已经在打电话了。
- 门票已过期 - 哦该死的
- 我的名字,H-O--
圣地亚哥,你的测试结果 中士考试
已经到来。
- 哦,大家腾出地方来, 艾米需要足够的空间
来跳她标志性的呆子舞。
- 我不知道是否有 将会是一场愚蠢的舞蹈。
看看那个信封有多小。
这不是一个大好消息信封,
这是一个小坏消息信封。
- 什么,太疯狂了。
Serge,告诉她信封 大小并不重要。
- 老实说我 得到了一个更大的信封。
- 天哪。
- 毫无帮助的特里,非常无助。
- 我的也更大。
- 好吧,我只是永远不会打开它,
这样我就永远不会被拒绝。
- 好的,我会打开它。
- 不!
(杰克呻吟)
- 再努力一点。
- 我打开了它。
你通过了!
- 天哪,我要成为一名中士。
- 你将成为一名中士。
(全体欢呼)
- 哦不,它正在发生。
哇!
- 那是我未来的妻子。
鸽子还在这里吗?
- 是的,无论我们做什么 他就是不肯离开吗?
- 问题是你 像侦探一样思考。
- 不,我绝对不是。
- 当你应该像鸟一样思考时。
这是拯救私人鸽子行动。
就我的目标,我将打开这个风扇,
轻轻地让我们的鸟儿从正东
进入文件盒峡谷 在那里他会遇到
查尔斯拿着两个锅盖。
他会把它们撞在一起, 将私人鸽子
推入天花板,然后 从天花板那里出来,
在那里,他会受到可怕的罗莎的欢迎,
拿着一张猫头鹰的可怕照片。
现在他正在玩我们的游戏。
他会向左转向 倒置的垃圾桶,
由曲棍球杆
支撑并连接到一根绳子 吉娜手里拿着的。
她拉了它,他被困住了, 特里把他放了出去。
- 特里讨厌鸟。
- 好吧,小朋友,让我们 带你回家见妈妈。
(风扇呼呼作响) (杰克尖叫)
哦上帝,它直接飞进了 风扇,无处不在。
到处都是鸽子!
那么,您认识这些人中的任何一个吗?
- 我躲在卫生间隔间
,所以我没有看到他的脸,但我听到了他的声音。
他在跟着唱 酒吧里的音乐。
- 你还记得他唱的是什么吗?
- 我想就是这样 歌曲“我想要那样。”
- 后街男孩,我很熟悉。
好的。
第一,你可以吗 请唱“我想要那样”的开头
- 真的吗?
好的。
♪ 你是我的火焰 ♪
- 第二,继续前进。
♪ 唯一的愿望 ♪
- 第三。
♪ 相信我说的 ♪
- 第四。
♪ 我想要那样 ♪
♪ 告诉我为什么 ♪
♪ 只不过是心痛 ♪
♪ 告诉我为什么 ♪
♪ 只不过是一个错误 ♪
♪ 现在第五个 ♪
♪ 我永远不想听你说 ♪
♪ 我想要那样 ♪
- 哦寒意,字面上的寒意。
- 这是第五号,数字 五杀了我的兄弟。
- 天啊,我忘了那部分了。
- 查尔斯,想买一个 回家之前喝啤酒吗?
- 噢,一场酵母盛宴。
- 没关系。
- 不不不,我想去 只是我必须先处理一个巨大的
紧急情况。
- 哦不,一切都好吗?
- 这是关于我的餐车的,
我必须找到一个停车位。
- 这听起来并不像你想象的那么激烈
- 滚开你的老婊子。
- 发生了什么事?
- 我们必须在七点钟之前到达
,届时他们将取消停车限制。
这是布鲁克林最好的地方 每个人都想要它。
- 滚开。
(汽车喇叭鸣响)
- 查尔斯,我非常怀疑 整个食品卡车行业
正在竞相进入这个领域 有一处,这不是《疯狂的麦克斯》。
- 我们在米饭布丁上并驾齐驱,
你的六点上有韩国炸玉米饼。
- 天啊,这是真的, 我们正走在狂暴之路上。
见证我(被音乐淹没)
- 抓紧。
(尖叫声)
- 单身汉来了, 所有人都穿着我漂亮的夹克
,我只在特殊活动时穿。
- 哦,你已经着火了。
- 谢谢我的朋友和先生们,
欢迎来到我的单身派对。
这是精英小队,
担任队长 已准备好释放。
- 队长,我不这么认为。
我希望你们思考 作为男孩之一,
所以今晚我将交换 拿出我的队长帽子
换成我的 Kangol 帽子,叫我雷蒙德。
- 好吧,戴着 Kangol 帽子的雷蒙德,
我一定会叫你雷蒙德,
戴着 Kangol 帽子的雷蒙德。
这是我一生中最美好的夜晚。
- 我的也是,莎伦给我的 允许浪费。
她甚至还放了一个 床
旁边有意大利面锅,以防我摔倒。
- 聪明,我绝对 将意大利面锅
放入我们的婚礼登记处。
查尔斯,告诉我们一切 我们今晚要做。
- 嗯,这可能需要很长时间,
我一直在计划这个 单身派对10年。
- 我八年前认识了艾米。
- 她和这有什么关系?
- 杰克,嘿,我为你们俩感到高兴。
不,不,今晚是为了建立一种永远持续的纽带
, 今晚是关于巴赫男孩的。
- 我们稍后可以集体讨论这个名字。
- 不,我们不能,因为我 已经做了腰包了。
- 好吧,这就解决了。
- 这清楚地表明了巴赫男孩。
- 不,这是巴赫,你知道,就像 单身汉的开始。
我一直在努力解决这个问题 10年,别毁了。
- 好吧,让我们来打扮巴赫男孩
吧,因为派对时间到了。
- 呜呜。
- 是的,呼呼雷蒙德在坎戈尔。
我们走吧。
- 杰克快点,我饿了。
- 对不起,对不起,对不起,对不起,对不起。
我只需要拿起我的钱包。
- 先生们。
(相机点击)
好吧,我正在尝试一些东西 但它不起作用。
- 我厌倦了这座城市。
我走进一家咖啡店 一旦每个人看到
我是警察,他们就会停止说话 他们避免与我进行目光接触
,一位女士甚至走了出去。
我只是厌倦了 被当作敌人对待。
- 嘿希区柯克,你的阴茎伸出来了。
- 哦,这真是一种解脱。
- 我不敢相信这是一个 娱乐中心,看起来棒极了。
- 你看起来棒极了,狡猾得要命。
- 慢慢煮博伊尔。
- 不,不,我喜欢它,把它放大博伊尔。
- 也很高兴。
杰克,你的身体在跳动,
皮肤像夏日一样干净。
- 哦。
- 杰克! - 艾姆斯,
你看起来很漂亮。
但是你什么时候才能得到 你化妆了。
你们,她就这样醒来了。
- 不是杰克,我们正处于危机模式。
蛋糕还没到,
梅森醒来时得了水痘
所以我们没有戒指持有者。
另外看看我在面纱上发现了什么。
- 哦。
- 我把一切计划得如此完美
,但现在一切都分崩离析了。
- 不,不是,深入了解一下 呼吸好吧,我们得到了这个。
特里,罗莎,请将这面纱
带到干洗店,如果 他们不会做匆忙的工作,
让他们使用武力。
- 我的意思是我们不会滥用我们的权力。
- 当然不是,我们是好警察。
我只是夸张了。
罗莎我并没有夸张。
- 太棒了。
- 好的,现在介绍环持有者的情况。
这实际上可能是 因祸得福,
我知道他是你的侄子 但我对梅森不太感兴趣
- 是的,他应该更可爱。
- 他的脸对于他的头来说太小了。
他是迪克·特雷西的恶棍。
但我有一枚新戒指 持有者非常可爱
并且非常听话。
- 我会--
- 我说的是切达狗。
- 是的,没错。
- 太棒了,他热爱责任,
我去接他。
- 我要一起去 霍尔特,看来人们
正在结伴去冒险,
,我们关系非常融洽。
- 切达,你疯了吗,那我的--
- 过敏,这里有你的药。
我刚把它们带来 希区柯克决定
再次戴上假发。
这显然不是人的头发。
- 人类的头发无法区分 来自獾毛皮。
- 那绝对不是 这种情况但这让我想起
你们两个,我们的婚礼 乐队在最后一刻取消了
,我需要你找到替代者。
- 您可以信赖我们。
- 平顶和 怪胎,我们总是交付。
- 我们的乐队解散了?
- 不是以任何方式、形状或形式,
但压力很大 一天,我想
如果没有 希区柯克和斯嘉丽在这里。
- 噢,太聪明了。
- 瞧,宝贝,你计划了一场盛大的婚礼,
这将是完美的一天。
- 先生,给您打电话。
- 谢谢。
这就是蛋糕 家伙说他已经到了。
你好。
- [男]杰克·佩拉尔塔。
- 是的。
- [男]你的婚礼上有一枚炸弹,
预计将于 5:30 爆炸, 里面的每个人都会死。
- 所以那不是做蛋糕的人。
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重点词汇

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词汇 含义

exonerate

/ɪɡˈzɒn.ə.reɪt/

C1
  • verb
  • - 宣告无罪

hostage

/ˈhɒs.tɪdʒ/

B2
  • noun
  • - 人质

negotiator

/nɪˈɡəʊʃi.eɪ.tər/

B2
  • noun
  • - 谈判者

interrogation

/ɪn.təˌrɒɡˈeɪ.ʃən/

C1
  • noun
  • - 审讯

alibi

/ˈæl.ɪ.baɪ/

B2
  • noun
  • - 不在证明

circumstantial

/ˌsɜː.kəmˈstæn.ʃəl/

C1
  • adjective
  • - 间接证据的

loophole

/ˈluːp.hoʊl/

C1
  • noun
  • - 漏洞

solitary

/ˈsɒl.ɪ.tər.i/

B2
  • adjective
  • - 单独的

maternity

/məˈtɜː.nɪ.ti/

B1
  • noun
  • - 产科

bleeding

/ˈbliː.dɪŋ/

A2
  • verb
  • - 流血

depressed

/dɪˈprɛst/

B1
  • adjective
  • - 沮丧的

prison

/ˈprɪz.ən/

A2
  • noun
  • - 监狱

heist

/haɪst/

B2
  • noun
  • - 抢劫

detective

/dɪˈtɛk.tɪv/

B1
  • noun
  • - 侦探

abuse

/əˈbjuːz/

B1
  • noun
  • - 滥用/虐待
  • verb
  • - 滥用

suspicious

/səˈspɪʃ.əs/

B2
  • adjective
  • - 可疑的

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重点语法结构

  • Yeah, he and Rosa were framed for a bunch of bank robberies by Lieutenant Hawkins.

    ➔ 被动语态

    ➔ 这句话使用被动语态 "were framed",强调动作而非行为者。

  • We were all at her baby shower last week.

    ➔ 过去进行时

    ➔ 过去进行时 "were at" 表示过去正在进行的动作。

  • There has to be some way to exonerate 'em.

    ➔ 情态动词 (has to)

    ➔ 情态动词 "has to" 表示必要性或义务。

  • I can't find anything and I don't know what to do.

    ➔ 连词 (和)

    ➔ 连词 "and" 用于连接两个独立的分句。

  • You know it baby. But first, I gotta hug my best friend.

    ➔ 口语缩写 (gotta)

    "Gotta""have got to" 的口语缩写,用于非正式场合。

  • I just heard from the mayor. To apologize for what happened to you they're sending you to Disney World.

    ➔ 关系代词 (what)

    ➔ 关系代词 "what" 引导一个指代 "what happened" 的定语从句。

  • As long as I don't have to go on any of the scary rides.

    ➔ 条件从句

    ➔ 条件从句 "as long as" 表示主句的条件。

  • I've been looking but I can't find anything, and I don't know what to do.

    ➔ 现在完成进行时 (have been looking)

    ➔ 现在完成进行时 "have been looking" 强调动作的持续性。

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