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[中文]

在我们的几次成功的过马路演出之后，大家都敲门来找我们合作，好莱坞、宝莱坞、杜丽乐园……

但最终我不得不拒绝他们，因为对我们公司来说，只有一个“龙”是我们真正需要战胜的，那就是黄金时段。

know in the end though I had to turn them  down because for us for this company there  

was only one dragon that we truly needed  to slay and that dragon its prime time  

大家围过来吧，我知道大家都想知道我们接下来要表演什么，我想最简单的方法就是告诉你们，如何解决像我们下一部音乐剧这样的难题？

guess the easiest way to tell you is how do  you solve a problem like our next musical I

我以为你们会明白的，好吧，你们是我最喜欢的东西，你们是我最喜欢的东西。

你们是我最喜欢的东西，你们是我最喜欢的，你怎么还不明白？

因为这是我们在黄金时段的第一次过马路演出，电视台坚持让我们在演员阵容中加入一些CBS的明星，因为他们显然认为我无法独自应对黄金时段。

今天加入我们的，是从《生活大爆炸》剧组远道而来的卡纳尔，还有……

今天加入我们的，是从《生活大爆炸》剧组远道而来的卡纳尔，还有，饰演谢尔顿的伊恩·阿米蒂奇，以及热门剧集《妈妈》中的安娜·法丽斯。

请欢迎安娜·法丽斯，还有同样来自热门剧集《妈妈》，并且获得过奥斯卡奖（但没有托尼奖，不像我们某些人），请欢迎艾莉森·珍妮！

请欢迎艾莉森·珍妮！停！你穿的是什么？我穿着玛丽亚的服装。

我不知道她以为自己是谁。从一开始，我们公司就有一个公平、民主的选角流程，这总是让我错失主角。

不幸的是，我同意这件事是在我赢得奥斯卡奖之前，现在我绝对不会答应。但如果我答应了，你可得好好表现，我要扮演玛丽亚！

process that always costs me in the lead role  unfortunately I did agree to do this before I  

现在就开始吧，来一段吟唱！不行，这不够好！拿出你的实力！你迟到了！[音乐]

ass I'm playing Maria will you kick us off with  the yodel Yodlee no that's not good enough kick  

就我一个人，这意味着更多。记住，如果被车撞了，演出照常进行。

好了，你滚动，你唱歌，你滚动，你唱歌。好吧，开始吧。对不起，我们在做什么？

不，我不做这个。按照规定，我甚至不允许独自在过马路的地方，更别说跳舞了。而且，我更喜欢《西区故事》。

当然我们会失去伊恩。节目没有他会继续吗？绝对会的，必须的。我为什么要问自己这么多问题？

我能停止吗？显然不行。这太累了，真的。

myself so many questions I don't know can I stop  doing it apparently not is this exhausting totally  

[音乐] 大家围过来，大家围过来。这当然不容易，而且这些决定都不是轻率做出的。

好吧，我决定艾莉森·珍妮将扮演玛丽亚的角色。

艾莉森·珍妮将扮演玛丽亚的角色，就这样吧。好吧，我可能是最棒的。[掌声]

现在该艾莉森表演了。别抱太大期望，好吧。

it's at the time noise okay Alison do  your best no one's expecting much okay

[音乐] [掌声]

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[掌声] [音乐] 带着诗篇，他们有歌。

[音乐]

我的心想要唱每一首歌。

[掌声]

[掌声]

但那是热身，现在真正的表演可以开始了。玛丽亚就要来了。

这就是他们期待的玛丽亚。

that's given the Maria they came for

[音乐] 玫瑰上的雨滴，小猫的胡须，明亮的铜红色羊毛手套，用绳子系起来的棕色纸包装，这些是我最喜欢的一些日子，当狗咬我的时候，当我只是记得我的脸。

bright copper woolen mittens brown paper  packages tied up with strings these are a  

few of my favorite days when the dog  bites when I simply remember my face

[音乐]

[掌声]

我觉得詹姆斯演得很好，你知道吗？我告诉艾莉森，他们都演得很好，你知道吗？

他们都演得很好，你知道吗？我非常害怕他们俩。[音乐]

嗨。[音乐]

[音乐] 喉咙痛。[音乐]

[音乐] [掌声]

[Music] [Applause]

[音乐]

我实际上有点害怕了，就像一场争斗，你知道吗？他们就像贝蒂·戴维斯和图帕克，琼·克劳馥，是的，就像琼·克劳馥和图帕克。

我想我们已经解决了，我们解决了。好吧，约翰尼，你尽力了，你真的尽力了，你绝对尽力了，但我想我们都同意谁是最终的玛丽亚。

it okay Johnny you tried your best you really  really did your absolute best but I think we  

我将继续演出。你这个自大鬼！

你很幸运我们还在那里。我从来没有被这样说过。

或者有人应该阻止你们，你们为了一个音乐剧和一个人行道而争吵，这很奇怪。

好吧，你们两个都是非常棒的玛丽亚。艾莉森，你拥有她的力量和韧性，詹姆斯，你拥有她的异想天开和完美的颧骨。

互相道歉，我们就可以继续了。对不起，艾莉森，我觉得你很棒，我确实觉得你很棒。你知道的，我也爱你。

apologize to each other and we can get on  with it I'm sorry Alison I I think you're  

对不起，大家，对不起，卡纳尔，对不起，安娜，对不起，所有那些我不知道名字的人，我让你们失望了，我不知道我该如何弥补你们，但我有一个想法。[音乐]

I'm sorry everyone I'm sorry canal I'm sorry  Anna I'm sorry all of you who aren't important  

一路走来。[音乐] [掌声]

any of you but I do have one idea [Music] far  along the way - so I need a [Music] [Applause]

[掌声]

[音乐] [掌声]

让我们出去打败那些家伙。

你知道，从很多方面来说，这对我们俩来说都是一种宣泄。你如何解决像詹姆斯·柯登和艾莉森·珍妮这样的问题？

do you solve a problem like James Corden  and Allison Janney I'll tell you what you  

我告诉你，你把他们放在一起，让这两个剧院老鼠自己解决。

[音乐] 我对没有参与感到失望吗？没有。但现在我看了，我100%确定，仍然不要感谢你来参加，谢谢你，谢谢你。[音乐]

now I'm 100% sure still no thank you thank  you for coming thank you thank you [Music]

[音乐] [掌声]

[音乐] [掌声]

[英语]

[Music] after the success of our last few  crosswalk productions you know everyone's  

been knocking on our door you know  Hollywood Bollywood Dollywood you  

know in the end though I had to turn them  down because for us for this company there  

was only one dragon that we truly needed  to slay and that dragon its prime time  

gather round I know everyone is anxious  to know what we will be performing and I  

guess the easiest way to tell you is how do  you solve a problem like our next musical I

thought you'd get it from okay well you're  my favorite thing you're my favorite thing  

you're my favorite thing you're my  favorite how are you not getting this

because this is our first crosswalk in primetime  the network has insisted that we add some CBS  

stars to the cast because apparently CBS doesn't  think I'm capable of handling primetime on my own  

joining us today because we have to all the way  from the Big Bang Theory canal now we have Jung  

Sheldon himself Ian Armitage from the hit show  mom please welcome Anna Faris also from the hit  

show mum and may I say Academy Award winner but  not a Tony she doesn't have a Tony unlike some  

of us please welcome Alison okay stop what are you  wearing I am wearing the costume of Maria I don't  

know who she thinks she is from day one this  company has had a fair and democratic audition  

process that always costs me in the lead role  unfortunately I did agree to do this before I  

won the Oscar there's no way I would have said  yes now but if I'm doing it you got your sweet  

ass I'm playing Maria will you kick us off with  the yodel Yodlee no that's not good enough kick  

us off you're late [Music] it's just me it means  more if it's from remember if a car hits you the  

show goes on all right so you you roll and you  sing you roll and you sing okay so let's go I'm  

sorry what are we doing yeah I'm not doing this  legally procedure I'm not even allowed to be in  

a crosswalk alone let alone dancing it also I'm  more of a West Side Story guy I'll be sad to be  

losing Ian of course we are will the show continue  without him absolutely it must why am I asking  

myself so many questions I don't know can I stop  doing it apparently not is this exhausting totally  

[Music] gather round everyone gather  round now it certainly wasn't easy and  

none of these decisions have been  taken lightly okay I have decided  

Allison Janney will be playing the  role of Maria that's how you want to  

do this oh that's right okay I may the best  [ __ ] don't worry I'm going to [Applause]

it's at the time noise okay Alison do  your best no one's expecting much okay

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Applause] [Music] with  Psalms they have song [Music]

[Music]

my heart wants to sing every song

[Applause]

[Applause]

but that was the warmup now the  real show can begin your Maria  

is about to arrive okay here we go [Applause]

that's given the Maria they came for

[Music] raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens  

bright copper woolen mittens brown paper  packages tied up with strings these are a  

few of my favorite days when the dog  bites when I simply remember my face

[Music]

[Applause]

I thought I thought James did  great you know I told Allison  

did great they both did great you know  I'm I'm terrified of them both [Music]

hi [Music]

[Music] go to throat [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

I'm actually kind of getting a little bit scared  it's like feud you know they're like Betty Davis  

and Tupac Joan Crawford yeah like Joan Crawford  in Tupac I think we've settled it we've settled  

it okay Johnny you tried your best you really  really did your absolute best but I think we  

can all agree who the definitive Maria is I  shall be carrying on the show you pompous dad  

you are lucky that any of us are even out here  I never being spoken to like that in my entire  

or somebody should have you guys are fighting  over a musical and a sidewalk and it's weird  

okay you are both equally fantastic Maria's all  right Alison listen to me you have her sense of  

strength and resilience James you have her  sense of whimsy and are perfect cheekbones  

apologize to each other and we can get on  with it I'm sorry Alison I I think you're  

amazing I do knowing you're incredible you  know what I'm I'm sorry - you know I love you

I'm sorry everyone I'm sorry canal I'm sorry  Anna I'm sorry all of you who aren't important  

enough for me to know your names I let you all  down and I don't know how I can make it up to  

any of you but I do have one idea [Music] far  along the way - so I need a [Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

let's get out there take out those guys

you know in many ways this has been  cathartic for both of us you know how  

do you solve a problem like James Corden  and Allison Janney I'll tell you what you  

do you put them in a musical together and  just let the two theater rats sort it out

[Music] was I disappointed to not be  involved not really but then I watched it  

now I'm 100% sure still no thank you thank  you for coming thank you thank you [Music]

[Music] [Applause]  

[Music] [Applause]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
perform /pərˈfɔrm/ A2	verb - 表演 (biǎoyǎn)
anxious /ˈæŋkʃəs/ A2	adjective - 焦虑的 (jiāolǜ de)
musical /ˈmjuːzɪkəl/ A1	noun - 音乐剧 (yǐngèjù)
prime /praɪm/ B1	adjective - 主要的 (zhǔyào de)
cast /kæst/ A2	noun - 演员 (yǎnyuán)
capable /ˈkeɪpəbəl/ A2	adjective - 有能力的 (yǒu nénglì de)
audition /ɔːˈdɪʃən/ B1	noun - 试镜 (shìjìng)
democratic /ˌdɛməˈkrætɪk/ B1	adjective - 民主的 (mínzhǔ de)
costume /ˈkɒstjuːm/ A1	noun - 服装 (fúzhuāng)
resilience /rɪˈzɪliəns/ B2	noun - 韧性 (rènxìng)
whimsy /ˈwɪmzi/ B2	noun - 奇思妙想 (qīsī miàoxiǎng)
cathartic /kəˈθɑrtɪk/ C1	adjective - 净化的 (jìnghuà de)
definitive /dɪˈfɪnɪtɪv/ B2	adjective - 决定性的 (juédìngxìng de)
apologize /əˈpɒləˌdʒaɪz/ A2	verb - 道歉 (dàqiàn)
terrified /ˈtɛrɪfaɪd/ A2	adjective - 恐怖的 (kǒngbù de)
settled /ˈsɛtəld/ A2	verb - 解决 (jiějué)
involved /ɪnˈvɒlvd/ A2	verb - 参与 (cānyù)

重点语法结构

• I had to turn them down because for us, for this company there was only one dragon that we truly needed to slay.

  ➔ 过去式 + 'had to'（义务）

  ➔ “**had to**” 表示过去的义务：*I **had to** turn them down*。

• Gather round, I know everyone is anxious to know what we will be performing.

  ➔ 将来进行时（will be + -ing）表示计划中的动作

  ➔ 短语 **"will be performing"** 使用将来进行时，表示在特定的未来时间点正在进行的活动。

• How do you solve a problem like our next musical?

  ➔ 以 'How do + 主语 + 动词原形' 构成疑问句（一般现在时）

  ➔ 句子以 **"How do"** 开头，这是询问一般现在时中常规或一般性动作的标准方式：*How do you solve…?*

• The network has insisted that we add some CBS stars to the cast.

  ➔ 现在完成时（has insisted）+ that 从句，‘insist’ 后接动词原形（不加 to）

  ➔ **"has insisted"** 为现在完成时，表示从过去开始并持续到现在的动作。*insist* 后使用**不带 to 的动词原形**（*that we add*）。

• I'm not even allowed to be in a crosswalk alone, let alone dancing.

  ➔ 被动语态（am not allowed）+ 用于对比的习语“let alone”

  ➔ **"am not allowed"** 是被动形式，表示没有被允许。**"let alone"** 用来引出更极端的例子（*dancing*），说明连这个都不行。

• Allison Janney will be playing the role of Maria.

  ➔ 将来进行时（will be playing）表示计划中的未来活动

  ➔ **"will be playing"** 将情态动词 **will** 与 **be + -ing** 结合，用于描述未来某时正在进行的动作。

• I don't know how I can make it up to any of you.

  ➔ 现在时疑问从句中使用情态动词 ‘can’（how I can make）

  ➔ **"how I can make it up"** 在现在时的间接疑问句中使用情态动词 **can**，表示能力或可能性。

• You have her sense of whimsy and are perfect cheekbones.

  ➔ 使用现在时动词（have, are）的平行结构

  ➔ 句子使用 **"have"** 与 **"are"** 两个 **并列动词**，形成平衡结构：*you **have**… and you **are**…*