(whispers) Exclusive.
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(interposing voices)
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How are you?
You look amazing.
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Are you serious right now?
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I just noticed something.
Same bag alert.
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Same bag alert.
Twinnies!
00:14
How hilarious is this?
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So funny.
So funny.
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It's like a sitcom
or something.
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You know what I was just thinking?
I just realized this,
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you probably just saw it
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on my Instagram feed,
and then...
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You know, I don't
follow you on Instagram.
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Oh. Okay.
Weird. You don't.
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Who cares.
Who cares.
00:33
Who cares.
So we have the same bag.
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And I love it.
And I love that we're twins.
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It's amazing, and I love
it, and it's amazing.
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I got it first. Who cares.
00:40
You know what? You
copy me, and that is so flattering.
00:41
Yeah, but now I can't remember
did you say
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that you have to go to
a nightclub after this.
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You going out?
You going to...or is it a wedding?
00:50
Why are you saying that?
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It's just that your
makeup's really heavy.
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It looks really good--
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--really good, but it's
really heavy. It's really heavy.
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I like to put
a little effort in. You know?
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So you gotta find what
works for you.
01:01
Exactly.
It's about feeling good.
01:04
And honestly, I think one of the
reasons that I've been
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feeling so good is I've
done the most amazing
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cleanse recently.
I highly recommend.
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I don't know if you'll be
able to find it though.
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That is so good.
You know, I actually just finished
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Mines a little bit
newer, a little less dated.
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It's called the Fresher
than Fresh, Fresh as Clean,
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Clean, Clean,
Fresh, Fresh Cleanse.
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Sooo good.
- That's really a long name.
01:25
It's really long name,
because it's a really
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long cleanse.
You do it for a year.
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I actually think
I read about your cleanse
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on Jezebel.
Wasn't it like a hoax,
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people were like getting
really sick from it?
01:33
No. That is incorrect.
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Like my body feels
so good--
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--that I really need
only 4 hours of sleep.
01:39
You're doing the
whole sleeping at night thing though?
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It's so...I just do two
quick 15 minute naps a
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day, and I'm ready
to go.
01:46
That was like a 30 minute
situation.
01:48
Hey! Thank you
so much.
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What is your
name again?
01:55
Lauryn: Thome.
Tom: Yeah.
01:58
Oh my God.
That is some name.
01:59
It's like strong.
And I love your glasses too.
02:01
It's so like, that Weezer video, that Weezer guy,
02:03
Buddy Holly.
And it's just like retro, and hip.
02:06
Are you guys ready
to order?
02:10
I think we need a little
more time with the
02:11
Sure. Have at it.
I'll be right back.
02:13
Did you just like see that?
It was like,
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sparks, sparks, sparks,
electricity.
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I don't know. It was
like the beginning of a
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romantic movie or
something.
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No. Not at all.
Like a rom-com?
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I don't know. Maybe.
Maybe it ends up being funny,
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but in the end we end up
together. I don't know.
02:30
It's funny that you
even say that, because
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I was at a SoulCycle class
with Kyra Sedgwick,
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and she's just so fit.
So inspirational.
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I do sort of the newer
version of that.
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It's called SpiritCycle.
It's like SoulCycle, but
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it's newer, and it's
better, and it just
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takes it to a whole
nother level.
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Like I'm all about my
core. Like if it involves
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the core, like my tree trunk,
like, I sign right up.
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It's my number
one priority.
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Your number one priority.
Good for you.
02:57
You just start working
on your core? You just like...
02:59
No-no-no. I've been
working on it for a while.
03:01
Do you have any
recommendations?
03:07
No. I do. Yeah, the bacon
cheeseburger with smoked gouda
03:08
Uh. Oh my God.
I feel like are you in my brain
03:13
No. That's not possible, but um, yes,
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I want that, and that's it.
And I can't wait to eat it.
03:20
Okay so. Alright.
Sounds good.
03:23
I am so rude.
I am getting a text right now.
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Let me just check it.
03:34
It is you.
Why are you texting me? From here?
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I'm texting you purposely,
because a joke.
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Oh my God.
This is a funny joke.
03:41
Lauryn is such a cunty
skank. She is like a
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walking, talking pile
of human STD garbage.
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Hilarious. It's almost
like it's not meant for me at all.
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I know! That's what I did.
I did a really
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hurtful text in a character
of someone if
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they didn't like you.
It would be so funny.
04:00
Oh my God. You are like
a comic, like waiting
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Lauryn: I hate you so much.
I hate you so much.
04:10
Lauryn: Wish you were dead.
04:13
Eliza: I hope you get
run over when you
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Eliza: go out to your car.
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